Straight People Gotta Stop 

if ur a pissed off heterosexual person in the comments please take a chill pill bucko you’re allowed to laugh at yourself!!! relax!!!

“don’t loose a loyal man because he’s occasionally unfaithful” *has to be the worst advice i’ve ever heard* 😂

that extra greeting hits different when you’re non-heterosexual

If cutting out your eyes makes your boyfriend happy, that isn’t your boyfriend. That’s the mayor of Prague.

Honestly as a straight guy, that “I hate my wife” boomer humor really grosses me out. Like, don’t be with her man, divorce is very much a thing now. Becoming toxic and resentful doesn’t help anyone.

This dude predicted that a gender reveal party will burn down something.

“i never asked you to cut your eyes out and sell your leg why would you do that to yourself” the girlfriend: ⚫️👄⚫️

The only time I've ever seen a gender reveal party I actually liked was one for a pregnant horse.

There are two types of elderly couple The kind who hate each other with a dying passion for no apparent reason and don't get a divorce because they'd bee too lonely and lose a lot of money And the two most wholesome people you will ever know There is absolutely no in between.

why do all of kurtis’s tiny jokes turn into mini movies

"i feel like i moved houses, cuz that was a lot to unpack" is one of kurtis's best jokes

Ok but as a gay, that Shrek wedding looks lit af.

As a not straight person, actually if you’re a straight man and woman getting married and you’re gonna dress up as shrek and Fiona for that, that’s the best thing I’ve ever seen

The gender reveal joke now is so depressingly funny

when that girl said "our world" she was telling him she's a commie

I think straight people are more likely to end up in resentful marriages because it's the most socially acceptable relationship type. People don't get gay married or stay in poly relationships just because their family/church expects them to, they do it because they've done a lot of self-reflection and realized that's what will make them happy. On the other hand, a lot of straight marriages happen just because they're following the Life ScriptTM without any self-reflection. So, it is more likely that they'll get married to the wrong person for the wrong reasons. A lot of people just won't do well in a lifelong relationship with one person. Some people do better with other types of relationships (or none at all), but they are taught that marriage is the only "right" way. So, they force themselves into an arrangement they dislike and convince themselves the resentment is normal. Marriage works well for me, since I'm a creature of habit that loves waking up with the same partner every single day. You're not broken if you don't want that, so don't consign yourself to a life of posting passive aggressive cope memes... be yourself!

if anyone is wondering why "I hate my spouse" culture is so rampant, it's mostly because of the shaming associated with divorce in more conservative communities. people feel like getting divorced makes them unlovable, inherently a bitch and it's often frowned upon in said communities due to misogyny and the idea you must be with your husband for life regardless of happiness. especially in the US, where another factor is the divorce process is a bitch in itself. people are afraid of being ousted from their social circles or turned into jokes, so when their marriages are obviously showing signs of falling apart, they just... don't get divorced. this leads to deeper resentment and sadly abuse, and any kids in the picture often take a brunt of it too. some people can't realise they're just not a good fit together, which also ties in with the expectations on people to have a happy nuclear heterosexual family, or the idea that dating and relationships are what make people good and whole, not just being good people, and that not wanting to be married makes them bad somehow (this connects to amatonormativity, but that's another can of worms) then there are also a lot of couples who are kind of forced to get married due to circumstances, such as the girl getting pregnant. this obviously isn't a great basis for any relationships.

"don't lose a loyal man because he's occasionally unfaithful" do u even know what loyal means bro

there's a difference between straight people and Straight People

Chill cool dude that respects other people’s sexuality’s and genders/pronouns. Respect.

don’t lose a *loyal* man bc he’s *occasionally unfaithful* is WILD

Don’t lose a loyal man just because he’s not loyal

Theres nothing hotter than a dude who's comfotable with his sexuality tbh

As a straight white guy, this is the reason I don't judge a group by it's worst members

As a straight person I apologize for these peoples actions

"Babe whats your biggest fear?" "Definitely wasps" "NO, you were supposed to say losing me!" "Idk wasps are pretty scary"

"Welcome to my world." _"Our_ world now." **Soviet Anthem starts playing**

If men hate their wife, why don’t they try men?

"I'm straight but... that's incredible" reminded me of when I got my license it was raining and my examiner said almost nothing the whole time he didn't have to until I pointed out a double rainbow and this 45 y/o man looked up from his clipboard for a sec and said "that's gay" and I almost burst out laughing

Those boomer "jokes" about hating their spouses have always made me so uncomfortable. How are they going to tell me I should be getting married when they make it look like hell. Do the world a favour and just divorce.

Straight guy saying bye to his friend: Hey dude, i’m straight but, hope you have a nice day

as a demisexual trans male, straight white men that aren’t kurtis make me so uncomfortable 😭

As a not straight I am not straight

That gender reveal joke was so far ahead of its time.

my therapist: eyeless kurtis isn't real he can't hurt you eyeless kurtis: ⚫👄⚫

Bro is confident in his identity and comfortable in his masculinity. High key god tier dood. We love a great ally!

the whole "has this ever happened to you" is genuinely my favorite kurtis skit and i have no idea why

The extra greeting really hits different when that’s basically the only human interaction you’re getting

me: oh cute baby! what’s its name? straight white woman: well it’s a GIRL, she’s wearing pink socks. and her name is drywall, thank you

You know straight tiktok is bad when even straight guy cringes at them

Did my guy just buy a cello for one skit 💀💀💀 as a cellist I think everyone should have a cello

I’m gay, but Kurtis is cool, but no hetero tho

The rave couple, while tacky and corny, was arguably the LEAST problematic couple in this whole video

4:36 "and when I tried to fight that guy *cause his tank top was messing with my vibe* " I can't stop thinking about this line I Think It's the funniest thing on earth

5:38 „Strumming my pain with his fingers" taken to a whole new level

The most cringe thing I’ve ever seen a het couple do is give birth to me

im straight but kissing the homies goodnight is where its at

as a bi man nothing makes me happier than seeing people make fun of straights lol

the thing about straight people taking stuff like marriage for granted seems true. I mean, I feel like that's human nature anyway. you take for granted what you already have. we don't have the ability to get married in a lot of places so we are grateful for everything we're allowed to have.

you think kurtis realizes most of his audience is lgbtq+

But the couple getting married as the Shrek characters arent straight, they're obviously bishreksual

THE STRAIGHTS IM THE COMMENTS?? LMAO

“DO IT👹🖕” I’m going to use that as my morning motivation

he said “welcome to my world” she then said “our world now” 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙢𝙪𝙣𝙞𝙨𝙢 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙛𝙞𝙚𝙨

When he came out as a “straight white guy” I felt that

As a queer person watching a straight guy make fun of other straight people is a form of entertainment I didn't know I needed lmao

How dare you call the shrek wedding cringe, I am disappointed in you

the “has this ever happened to you” bit was a genuine fever dream

Kurtis gives off such bi energy I forgot he was straight.

as a bisexual girl, i know you didn’t just diss the shredding (shrek wedding)

If anything, someone selling their legs and eyes for me would just create an unhealthy dependence on me which would be hella irritating. Like, please and by all means, live your best damn life. Your awesomeness exists outside of the monetary value of your parts or the act of selling organs. And if you’re gonna sell your organs and/or limbs anyway, buy something nice for yourself

this aged like fine wine with elon musk naming his kid X Æ A-12

"i'm a straight white guy" weird flex but okay

As a trans woman dating a bisexual man, my biggest fear is ending up like this

The people who make the "I hate my wife and marriage" jokes are usually the ones to shame young people for not wanting to marry or have kids

“Straight People Gotta Stop” Me, a straight: Yes, yes they do

I was horrified to realize I haven't been subscribed....I thought I had been for months. I'm now mortified because I've been claiming that extra greeting for half a year without actually joining. What a deep and lasting moral failing, I am ashamed.

As a straight person, I apologize for my sexualities actions of dumbness.

Yea I agree as a straight dude ( besides that one time )

Straights TM: Kids are too young to know their sexuality Also Straights TM: *Asks two year old boy if he has a girlfriend yet*

i’m so proud of kurtis for coming out as straight

that "has this ever happened to you" shit literally sent me for a loop bc im currently high as hell and omg

I, a Non binary queer in person, have one fear, hetero Disney mom millennials. I don’t have a problem with hetero moms millennials or Disney but Disney moms make me scared for my life… 😰

kurtis: have you ever seen cringy, heterosexual stuff? my parents: i am actually... the president of the company.

As a gay person, I will definitely be having a shrek themed wedding.

As a straight person I have decided to turn right today. Thank you kurtis

I saw "332K" as your likes and thought, "When I click this it's going to change to 333 and that will be cool." Imagine my surprise when the number didn't change. My whole reality is crumbling now that I've discovered I'm not 1,000 people.

Honestly the worst straight memes and stuff involve “sacrifice yourself to your lover and ignore their glaring faults” it’s horrible and perfect for helping normalize abusive relations

“A gender reveal party where they would set a school on fire” ....... that did NOT age well (California wildfires)

That was wrong of you to diss the Shrek and Fiona wedding, THAT was a wholesome straight moment. Everything else is cringe.

Love the mullet but revisiting your kirtis chalemet videos are always fun

why is no one talking about how kurtis has a cello

kurtis coming out as a “straight white guy” is so brave 😔✊

4:00 I found that wholesome asf and I normally hate sappy things

I’m gay and seeing this video title legit made my day 10x better

Your girlfriend turned into a cello? That’s rough buddy

BRO you haven't even looked at straight tok that's where the cringest stuff is at

10:03 kurtis holding the fork in front of the wrong eye

Kurt, there was a lot to learn from this video..we're doing a profile in English, and you're the person i chose, to do it on and admittedly you are hilarious, you more often than most actually educate and engage critical thinking in your videos. Big props!

That “don’t lose a loyal man because he’s occasionally unfaithful” took me out 💀💀

Whenever he said “has this ever happened to you?” I thought he was about to sponsor some vpn to block the ads

Hetero? More like heteNO... i'll show myself out

I’m a gay male, can agree some straight people are weird but so are lgbtq sometimes

kurtis: I'm straight also kurtis whenever talking about straights: *they're*

i feel like straight dudes that say "no homo" love that phrase more than they love their own boyfriends

My grandparents are like the only older straight couple i know that don’t make fun of each other all the time. they’re still sweet and i want to know what happened to the other ones tbh.

I just realize you are like the male version of Chad Chad LOL

Straight, gay, pansexual and bisexual people with a sense of humour: haha that's funny Weird straight people: **anger**

"Heterono, oh no" that's how I feel as a bisexual all the time

I thought this was titled Short people gotta stop