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@amelieb-h8638 3 года назад

“what’s wrong babe? you’ve barely touched your 6AM hotdog”

@nitzmilky7246 3 года назад

Look... Evan.. I can't do this anymore, I can't keep on pretending this everyday.. I did it for so many months because I loved you!!! B-but it's taken a huge toll on me... I hope u can forgive me... I-i.. I hate mustard ok!!!! .... I hope u understand 😞.

@JustNuggie 3 года назад

WHAT! Sadie how DARE you. We're over, don't talk to me again and get OUT of- wait this is your house. BYE

@nitzmilky7246 3 года назад

no no NO Evan are you serious??!! You're willing to throw away all that we went through and all our memories... Just cause of your fucking 6AM hotdog??!! You've changed Evan.. You've changed..

@jocolatebhipzzz 3 года назад

@@nitzmilky7246 this is so gold and underrated oh GOD

@yousmell2133 3 года назад

HOW CAN I TRUST YOU SADIE. YOU LIED TO ME! I SHOULD’VE KNOWN YOU WERE A KETCHUP GIRL😒

@mackenziewalsh 3 года назад

therapist: smurf kurtis conner doesn't exist- smurf kurtis conner:

@maylamontgomery7305 3 года назад

Smurf Kurtis Conner: *ominous heavy breathing *

@allymog5228 3 года назад

Smurfis Conner

@dadfather563 3 года назад

@@allymog5228 omg XD! Thats great!

@whatthehellisthis 3 года назад

that was blursed

@ALDO_GOODENS 3 года назад

That bit *reaaally* came out of left field

@haleyturner5575 3 года назад

The skits in this were fucking wild. They're like a whole cinematic universe

@mrirdc2888 3 года назад

KTU- KURTIS CINEMATIC UNIVERSE

@Itsme-qo2le 3 года назад

I'm honestly so happy I didn't watch this before sleeping

@lovegenom 3 года назад

kurtis cinematic universe iceberg

@bananahobbit1 3 года назад

Ikr, I haven't laughed so hard in a while like wtf

@ewoudzimmermanns8904 3 года назад

Kurtis town universe

@redweegee9443 2 года назад

Did we seriously go a whole video about whisper without Kurtis saying “Whisper? I hardly know her” ?

@duckoqx Год назад

@tristansahm2315 Год назад

@@duckoqx lmao

@duckoqx Год назад

@@starlightriri BJNKLMKNJBHJNKNM HVBUHIJL 😭😭

@lushfawn Год назад

@@duckoqx WHAT IS THIS

@rocicozy Год назад

@@duckoqx WHAT

@angelap4371 3 года назад

whisper: "smack cam" kurtis: *proceeds to make an entire scene with plot twist, character death, and a wholesome ending*

@blue-dabad33 3 года назад

wholesome? a man got burned alive lmao

@leewhyyoudontknow_bro 3 года назад

@@blue-dabad33 but hey atleast 6am hotdog

@angelap4371 3 года назад

@@leewhyyoudontknow_bro y e s

@Hugito_popito 3 года назад

420 likes

@sloanissocoolandgreat 3 года назад

i have an oc named peter i should animate that

@haphuongnguyen3358 3 года назад

The three Musketeers of horror: Nutcracker Danny, Smurf Kurtis and Fedora Drew

@benedictdwyer2608 3 года назад

@Rachel Hay the *holy* trinity

@haphuongnguyen3358 3 года назад

@@benedictdwyer2608 *NO* How dare you?!? You'll summon Fedora Drew!

@victoriahighsmith7361 3 года назад

I read this RIGHT when he popped up om the screen

@helena-pp4rd 3 года назад

Ah yes Fedora Drew

@kailey_marler 3 года назад

Where was Fedora Drew? Did I miss a vid?

@myarose9886 3 года назад

the fact that Kurtis actually filmed those pee closet scenes and did the stunts himself is so impressive, I don't think even I have the dedication to piss that much

@aggirl774 3 года назад

I know! How did he even get so much in that closet?!

@CNSninja 3 года назад

It's a lifestyle.

@cherryredocs 3 года назад

such good practical effects!!

@hiraeth4801 3 года назад

I haven't finished the video yet and this comment scares me

@myarose9886 3 года назад

@@hiraeth4801 oh ur in for a treat, the pissing has yet to begin

@cheshirecat6551 Год назад

Im in tears over the entire video game controller tier list, best bit

@-psilo-9071 Год назад

69 xD

@jacobhake342 Год назад

So would you say you're in tiers?

@colourfulDefuser Год назад

@@jacobhake342NOOOOOOO-

@angelofsorrows 3 года назад

I honestly would love to see Kurtis's search history You'd probably see "people crying", "peter griffin transparent png" "people applauding"

@ceciliaeisenhardt8190 3 года назад

"pee drawer"

@jaidenstv_6178 3 года назад

“ hot dog”

@lydiamaddox9325 3 года назад

KDHSHEVE

@karmaakabane4548 3 года назад

HAHHAHA MERTHY

@lee-vw3ro 3 года назад

@@karmaakabane4548 huh

@Lucmedilock 3 года назад

Every single one of Kurtis’ videos feels like you are talking to one of your friends who can’t remember inside jokes and always makes new ones every conversation

@marcusnewman1750 3 года назад

Yeaahhh

@ScarasRealLover 3 года назад

That’s me, there’s always too many. I still get upset with myself when I forget something that I thought was funny though 😭😭

@yikes2599 3 года назад

Right, like in Danny's videos, he references the same things like the nutcracker guy, la croix, or "my bones are getting squishy" but Kurtis has one different joke that he will stretch through out each of his videos and the lucky joke for today was *The Wii remote-*

@marcusnewman1750 3 года назад

@@yikes2599 I dig MrNutcracker. And MrG is pretty cool too. And other MrG. Yall cool. All three yall pretty cool.

@valaya.3 3 года назад

I love this thought 😆 next time I'm hanging out with my friends and they reference movies or videos that I don't know or remember, I should just make up some nonsense to respond with

@aphrcbite 3 года назад

“i could talk about theoretically putting video games controllers up my ass all day” -kurtis conner, 2021

@biggaylol5438 3 года назад

I read this right as he said it lmao

@meowmeow3532 3 года назад

thats something you dont wanna hear out of context

@taitia8619 2 года назад

He isn't joking, either. He very much could xD

@kamilwhaat Год назад

6:33”if your not familiar with the concept of a pee drawer-“ like it’s relatable

@dragmire86 2 месяца назад

like it isn’t relatable

@urieldaboamorte 2 месяца назад

like it's relatable

@gingy2959 3 года назад

This video was just an excuse to make a million wild skits and I'm here for it

@whale7056 3 года назад

How honoured do you feel about kurtis hearting your comment?

@mango2042 3 года назад

I mean, true facts tho. Besides it's always entertaining to watch Kurtis do a million wild skits

@mango2042 3 года назад

@@whale7056 they should be *VERY* honored

@gingy2959 3 года назад

@@whale7056 pretty damn honored gotta say

@kurtistownshopowner1293 3 года назад

same

@maximiliancunniff6300 3 года назад

The most unsettling part of the 6am hotdog sketch is that Kurtis didn’t heat up the hotdog. That’s just a cold, wet, straight-out-of-the-pack wiener slapped on that bun

@tunafish5462 3 года назад

Wait!! That's not how you are supposed to eat it?? wtf?

@amirabrooks 3 года назад

Wiener slapped on a bun is my senior quote

@jesstheawfullyhideousmess4922 3 года назад

@Tuna Fish Wait!! you eat those types of hotdogs?? wtf?

@Rawr98 3 года назад

You’re gonna heat up a hotdog at 6 am??

@linuszarrouk2004 3 года назад

Good can you see the temperature threw your screen

@mills9488 3 года назад

i can just imagine kurtis writing down a list of things he needs for this video and it’s just “blue face paint, white hat, wii remote control, hot dog” and jenna not even questioning it anymore

@Victoria-vg9wy 3 года назад

also Jenna I'll need you to film a smack cam

@SaltedRain 3 года назад

I see that pfp everywhere o_o

@onstandby2177 3 года назад

And a tampon lol

@deepknight930 2 года назад

I'm sure he already had the Wii and hot dogs probably, and hat. maybe not the face paint tho

@liz090833 2 года назад

🤣🤣🤣

@juliakunz7624 2 года назад

the idea of people cheering while he goes up for a eulogy is so comically underrated

@hope1621 3 года назад

i feel like kurtis’s skits are really just re-enactments of his fever dreams and his characters are just his sleep paralysis demons

@tonytaite 3 года назад

You’re onto something...

@rolo0o 3 года назад

Oh I thought that had been established

@epicboxx3838 3 года назад

“King Bach pulls out a comically large set of claws and approaches Kurtis” “only a slice!” “Only a slice!” Repeats king Bach

@artami3074 3 года назад

I feel like Kurtis loses a piece of his soul everytime he does a extra greeting

@mia-lc2om 3 года назад

he's clearly being possessed

@staceysims7264 3 года назад

you almost see is soul dieing each time he says it lol poor guy

@TreeFrog747 3 года назад

He’s so selfless 😔

@seanceknowles2911 3 года назад

Except that one time 😌

@TheGauges420 3 года назад

@@TreeFrog747 he's so soulless.

@danniebeard 3 года назад

“Whispers have progressively gotten more insane over the years.” So have you Kurtis, so have you.

@kairokanal5482 3 года назад

Agreed

@Instinct0425 3 года назад

@Joshua EdwinRoehl stfu

@mit3ii 3 года назад

yes.

@Jane-oz7pp 3 года назад

Kurtis is Whisper, confirmed

@Taylornxchole 3 года назад

disliked on accident but it’s ok i changed it to a like ;)

@alainaleone5120 2 года назад

Lol, I remember I got this app when I was 12 bc I was questioning my sexuality and I wanted someone to talk to, and my mom found out I was taking to strangers online and I got in massive trouble…but hey, at least she was more upset about that than she was about me liking women 🤷‍♀️

@trustme-8058 Год назад

Congrats on coming out to her l guess lol

@DueSouthWests 10 месяцев назад

It's a win in my book 😂

@thegajuar4459 3 года назад

this video's a cover-up. kurtis just wanted an outlet to confess that he slides wii remotes up himself but he's too embarrassed to use whisper

@imontosomething2609 3 года назад

Who wouldn't be embarrassed? 😂💀

@detectivedance 3 года назад

yeah, he wouldn't wanna piss his pants out of embarassment, would he?

@pumpkin_cat792 3 года назад

Well if he does, he needs to be careful. The wii doesn't have a flange so it can easily get lost

@ghostpants3902 3 года назад

Don’t make him pee his pants

@mayflower5193 3 года назад

@@detectivedance no... We save that for the drawer.

@worm1335 3 года назад

kurtis acting like he isn’t the one who made the whisper about the wii remote 🙄🙄

@chimichangarz 3 года назад

Fr 🙄

@annalee1847 3 года назад

Ikr it’s so annoying god

@flowerkun767 3 года назад

Ugh yes, like just say it 🤨🙄

@worm1335 3 года назад

@@flowerkun767 omg bestie r u a jenozen

@flowerkun767 3 года назад

@@worm1335 I’m a Tyongf but Jeno is very ‘🥺💔’ so yeah 😋😛

@soop5467 3 года назад

This has got to be a record for the largest number of skits in a Kurtis Conner video.

@blending_in 3 года назад

I was thinking the same thing lmao

@humanhuman5024 3 года назад

He made 1 with only skits so it’s not

@leilahogan2007 3 года назад

@AHEBDVGDHAHSCDGDH 3 года назад

But I’m not complaining

@ratswithbutterhats 3 года назад

Mmm, love ur pfp 👀

@Gbaby_1241 9 месяцев назад

I was on whisper for a while and never got much interactiong but once I posted a whisper that said "I poop a lot for a 23 yr old girl" and the amount of notifications/messages I got in an hour was insane

@akuthealien4148 Месяц назад

HOLY SHIT WHAT

@abracabadass 3 года назад

my favourite part of kurtis's sketches is that just when they should be over, he drops us headfirst into the very deepest strangest part of his subconscious mind and doesn't edit it out. every single time.

@sophiasshook416 3 года назад

@alessiascalzotta4198 3 года назад

His voice reminds me of Sherman, from mr.pee body and Sherman

@tradutorajuliana 3 года назад

so true, I love that

@itsmedante.5325 3 года назад

ok emily.

@cartirider4287 3 года назад

obamna moment

@user-yx4ez2ou4r 3 года назад

How does one person write, film, and act every part in a sketch while still making the funniest shit in this platform

@isamepython 3 года назад

Lots of practice and consistency

@siddhishinde.575 3 года назад

also making all characters of the skit connected

@nichotchkiss 3 года назад

okay but why is no one talking about how hilarious “pull out the guitar, get shot by a gun” is like i legitimately needed to pause and catch my breath i-

@nichotchkiss 3 года назад

@bubbles bunny it’s just cause normally stuff like that rhymes,, but it straight up ended with “get shot by a gun” LOL

@katelyn3612 3 года назад

i laughed so hard

@erica2003girl1 3 года назад

Bro I was the same when the smurf pulled out the wii remote 😂

@jxssixa1353 3 года назад

Don't be scared, finish your sentence.

@tjsgreenteamints Год назад

the 6 am hotdog being at the end of the funeral implies the funeral was at 6 in the morning which is hilarious

@catsplat1272 3 года назад

"6am hot dog" sounds like the punchline to one of Drew's lost jokes

@jostewart3192 3 года назад

You can hear it in Drew’s voice

@peachfuzz7329 3 года назад

Or a card from cards against humanity 😂😂

@thesuperhorton70 3 года назад

Sounds like he’s about to say sexy and I know it

@OK-hi5ym 3 года назад

It sounds like part of his pictureofahotdog.com ads

@blue-dabad33 3 года назад

"she had a mouthful of teeth, and that's why I don't shop at wallmart anymore" is a no-context sentence almost more insane than the famous drake and josh one

@maligulant4396 3 года назад

wh. what's the drake and Josh one

@raeofsunshine8377 3 года назад

@@maligulant4396 i think its “i dont control the speed at which lobsters die” but i may be wrong

@aripiprasol 3 года назад

@@maligulant4396 i think it was "so there i was, my foot's stuck in the toilet, the dog's going crazy, and i only had one pie left"

@blue-dabad33 3 года назад

@@aripiprasol that's the one

@CocoForBird 3 года назад

@@aripiprasol I would love to know how high the writer was when they created that 👌 line.

@ltb5582 3 года назад

Choose your fighter: “im like a small puppy, i believe everything on the internet is real and not meant to hurt me” - Cody ko “im as gullible as a toddler, if i see something in the internet i believe it” - Kurtis Conner

@AishA-vg9ut 3 года назад

ooooh thas hard

@humanhuman5024 3 года назад

I chose believe

@hereCozBored 3 года назад

BOTH

@laurp290 3 года назад

can i have both??

@pedroks7756 3 года назад

Coko dy

@strange_barbz Год назад

You should make a sequel with those toxic pinterest whisper girlies

@AmeliaAbram 8 месяцев назад

yesss, also love ur pfp

@School_sucks_ass 6 месяцев назад

YESSS

@riril0114 Месяц назад

shhhh don’t tell them about pinterest

@AishaBTorres 3 года назад

it’s like kurtis is trying to break the record for most skits in a youtube video

@cartirider4287 3 года назад

obamna skit man

@aha.403 3 года назад

O Obanma Obamna

@tan-tan5913 3 года назад

@@cartirider4287 obamna.. that’s deep bro

@geminikid609 3 года назад

He even got danny doing more skits

@TheBlueGirl18 2 года назад

@melsalaises2693 3 года назад

“honey wake up, kurtis conner just posted”

@wetbandits8112 3 года назад

you spelt his second name wrong lol

@honeystly_disgusting6393 3 года назад

My sister and me

@hellcat5277 3 года назад

Watching this at 4:19 am lmao

@mitskily8960 3 года назад

lol

@Everettalla 3 года назад

Why did you wake up at 3:00

@nelldoughery1998 3 года назад

i feel like the skits have got gradually more and more obscure and kurtis is slowly descending into madness

@savana5677 3 года назад

Me too

@stefania5882 3 года назад

Happens to the best of us

@dropinarte 3 года назад

Tragic 😔

@almightybeanchild 3 года назад

And we're here for it

@nayonikanair 3 года назад

u said it first

@sleepmp4508 2 года назад

As a guy that wears unfolded beanies on the back of my head, you're 100% correct about the monster energy thing

@esmedragon1101 Год назад

I like ur pfp protogens are so cool

@ambunt 5 месяцев назад

hell yeah let's go proot monster drinkers

@n8than26 3 года назад

Kurtis : "How much skits do you want in this video?" Also Kurtis : "yes"

@blackparademistress1 3 года назад

*many

@turducken77 3 года назад

Kurtis’s green screen skills are honestly getting pretty impressive.

@Smorepeng 3 года назад

I can’t make a good green screen for the life of me, he’s really good

@TheLostD0ll 3 года назад

Does he edit his own videos? I thought he had an editor

@Smorepeng 3 года назад

@@TheLostD0ll nah I think he edits them himself, in that one Nate Garner video he edited a video for his friends test channel, but who knows

@lifionda5882 3 года назад

In his video of making the viewers green screen ideas real, hes shows how he edit the green screens and shows he does it all alone

@plaguedoctor2882 3 года назад

@@strawber2939 Yeah, like it isn't very complex comedy since it's like only 3 jokes we have seen in the very same video but it's weirdly creative to be honest, like when he ends with the six AM hotdog joke over the casket I think I died

@graceshaw9070 3 года назад

i didn’t think anything was gonna be funnier than “6am hotdog” but “smack cam 😔” hit me like a bus

@brownsuga3764 3 года назад

Same 😂

@KazukiP 3 года назад

*hit u like a smack cam

@sunbunnow 2 года назад

“friends, family, king bach” was funnier than it should’ve been

@RachelZeglerLovesHugs 3 года назад

the sheer effort that went into this funeral bit is enough to make me be nice to you but also it is the law

@kurtisconner 3 года назад

you get it 😎

@arc.the.sharky 3 года назад

when worlds collide

@tamara3724 3 года назад

@@kurtisconner greetings from Argentina! your videos help me improve my english, thank you very much

@uhhh446 3 года назад

i am high rn and that was literally the most inane sketch ever

@themyofmy 3 года назад

@@arc.the.sharky you can run

@lotus1839 3 года назад

when he said "Friends, Family" and then pans to King Bach I actually choked

@user-yi1bs3oo4c 3 года назад

ME TOO WHY WAS THAT SO FUNNY

@zandriamoffett5896 3 года назад

A. The only only problem problem that As x. The

@sophiechristopher5542 3 года назад

ME TOO I SPIT MY WATER OUT

@themyofmy 3 года назад

@@zandriamoffett5896 yeah ❤

@alexsacanning 3 года назад

IK THAT WAS SO FUNNY FOR NO REASON

@augmentedch0rd 3 года назад

As funny as these sketches are, every so often i realize it's all Kurtis and that at some point he was lying in bed poking a hot dog at his face

@victoriehughes4565 3 года назад

i was thinking the same thing LMAOOO

@TheGoldenDunsparce 3 года назад

And also poking the camera with a hotdog while evilly chuckling to himself

@raylynncruz9264 3 года назад

adds to the charm 😌

@ehrenloudermilk1053 Год назад

I like how he actually made a competent tier list of controller suppository for a 15 second bit.

@jesslaurel1645 3 года назад

“imagine walking into a walmart and no one has teeth” kurtis, i live in the south. i don’t have to imagine.

@glitchxmars7415 3 года назад

underated comment oh my GOD

@ayyylmao101 3 года назад

Now that's what I call realistic graphics XD

@starloved6824 3 года назад

Wait what

@emmersonrector6885 3 года назад

TRUEEEE

@perhaps7842 3 года назад

Welcome, Kurtis, to Knoxville TN Where meth takes your teeth, and you spend your denture money on more meth.

@butterytomatoes747 3 года назад

“She had a mouthful of teeth” is the scariest sentence ever

@alastorbutwithagun 2 года назад

do you not have a mouthful of teeth?

@notcindymae 2 года назад

"and that's why I don't shop at Walmart anymore." LMAO

@vexusmorpheus932 2 года назад

@@alastorbutwithagun you will

@leonna7010 2 года назад

She has a handful of fingers

@squeece 2 года назад

It implies that she has more than just her own teeth in her mouth

@krungselina 3 года назад

kurtis conner search history: "wet hotdog squishy noises"

@GINSHOTGUN 3 года назад

Lmao

@paulbedard5016 3 года назад

How dare you look at MY HISTORY!

@famo5180 3 года назад

@@GINSHOTGUN why are you everywhere i watch lol

@okcool7892 3 года назад

Girl you're so pretty omg

@krungselina 3 года назад

@@okcool7892 wait omg you're so nice thank you 🥺

@reggie_ulon 3 месяца назад

Kurtis, I just realised you're the reason I met my husband. I watched this video a few years ago and then I made a Whisper some time later. I met him on that app less than 2 years ago and things have progressed quickly.I hadn't heard of Whisper before this video

@debgenerate 3 года назад

therapist: blue kurtis isn’t real he can’t hurt you blue kurtis:

@gaboh226 3 года назад

Blurtis

@nihilmr 3 года назад

@@gaboh226 😟

@themyofmy 3 года назад

@@gaboh226 😟

@kosalraman2381 3 года назад

@@gaboh226 😟

@Sam-mb6mg 3 года назад

@@gaboh226 😟

@liaravid3643 3 года назад

The chemistry you have with yourself is everything I wish for

@laal6990 3 года назад

Me too ✋

@Ratciclefan 2 года назад

Idk if this is a self roast or not

@gerkinmckay1649 2 года назад

S*lki stans:

@xenopyxis 2 года назад

Kurtis has that 2012 onceler-core appeal

@poisonapleproduction 2 года назад

Same I wish I had that kind of self chemistry

@sojadoesrandomstuff 3 года назад

the" I pee my pants when I'm embarrassed" sure as hell will make it to those out of context videos

@basementdwellercosplay 3 года назад

And the pee closet too

@savanna4898 3 года назад

The Smurf bit will probably be in there as well

@agould091 3 года назад

and the 6am hotdog over the burning casket

@erikadelisle8792 3 года назад

And the tier list about controllers that are the easiest to shove up your ass LMAO

@bobthetomatoinamaiddressl7258 3 года назад

don’t even get me started on six am hotdog

@sealfreak Год назад

ive watched this too many times. it never gets old

@Nervousyoungmen Год назад

No way will Byers pfp twin

@sealfreak Год назад

@@Nervousyoungmen omg, another fellow one wheat mark fan

@petroleumjelly417 3 года назад

Instead of “live, laugh, and love”, the new one should be “Friends, Family, and King Bach”

@chrizelle3966 3 года назад

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

@chrizelle3966 3 года назад

i laughed

@inactivegoodbye. 3 года назад

ok now i’m tempted to make a poster with that on it for my home......

@alyssa17388 3 года назад

so true

@ninac4444 3 года назад

Slowly watching Kurtis get tired of his intro is kinda funny. I started noticing it more in his three most recent videos

@graacelk 3 года назад

He hates it lmao

@ashashes5940 3 года назад

every video it sounds more and more passive aggressive

@sophiasshook416 3 года назад

frrrrr

@chizurusoledadkano3787 3 года назад

Is saaaad :(

@fishfinnns 3 года назад

I swear his will to live drains from his eyes after every time he says it

@olivia-tt7cl 3 года назад

When I was 12, I used to post some WEIRD shit on whisper because it was literally hilarious watching people argue if it was real or not

@dreamieramune 2 года назад

can also confirm that is based

@bettysghetti7419 2 года назад

ohhh shii did you know they can literally see your location?

@bettysghetti7419 2 года назад

@An oven depends on if you used it or not i think

@leazaring5586 Год назад

i did this too 😭

@1WEareBUFO1 Год назад

Edgy

@novanonsense 2 года назад

You asked us to share our deepest darkest secrets, so here goes. Normally I would never say this. I've never told anyone before. It's been haunting me. But since a RU-vidr asked me to, finally it is time for me to share my most secret confession where all the world can see: 6am hot dog

@a.perovic 3 года назад

can we appreciate how he literally painted his entire face blue just for it to be in the video for like 10 seconds

@marcusnewman1750 3 года назад

Oh we did

@albuszx 3 года назад

And it worked -- I'm traumatised

@snakewithapen5489 3 года назад

He could have done better 😤 I'm not satisfied until I get to see blue-neck Kurtis too

@LaurenElizabethYT 3 года назад

I somehow totally missed the “piss drawer” meme, I’ve never seen that before omg that’s fucking hilarious

@cartirider4287 3 года назад

obamna moment

@adelept 3 года назад

same😭

@reesedavis4877 3 года назад

Samee

@eckstheorphanmurderer1038 3 года назад

@@cartirider4287 WHY DO YOU LIKE SAYING OBAMNA IN YOUR COMMENTS SO MUCH 😭😭

@nohintshere 3 года назад

@@eckstheorphanmurderer1038 obamna

@aeryn6275 3 года назад

Can we appreciate the fact that all of Kurtis's skits connect to each other? Kurtis Cinematic Universe, baby

@kayawhitton4806 3 года назад

It’s the KCU. We’re taking over the world.

@nazihahere 3 года назад

@@kayawhitton4806 Kurtis Chicken Ufried

@utensillover 3 года назад

The kcu

@elliotsmelliot 3 года назад

balance, baby.

@christophercarter9398 3 года назад

@@elliotsmelliot yeah in the two pretty bfs vid he mentions in the airport skit that due to the last skit he was late for an interview

@AlexandraOlazabal 2 года назад

was eating while watching this then 11:05 came and the sound killed my hunger completely

@cosmicristi 3 года назад

my favorite is just watching all the previous jokes being incorporated into the final sketch, it’s like he has a kcu, a kurtis cinematic universe

@itsmedante.5325 3 года назад

ok krusty crab- i mean cristi cab

@giannamechel7764 3 года назад

It’s literally my favorite thing 😂

@pluto1sm 3 года назад

couldn’t have summed it up better

@pardonthemusic 3 года назад

what if the funeral was actually held at the gaming church from a few videos ago?... 🤔

@Everettalla 3 года назад

A KFC, a Kentucky fried connor

@leannedawnsimpson 3 года назад

Most of kurtis's sketches are like a fever dream

@kosmic_overlord 3 года назад

they're all fever dreams lol

@dr.zombiex 3 года назад

Yes. They are. Love it.

@elijhajefferson3338 3 года назад

Kurtis's sketches are unparalleled. The sheer absurdity and creativity of them makes these videos fuckin hilarious

@FreakyToey 2 года назад

I honestly love how kurtis finds something ridiculous, makes a joke about it, and then brings it up later 😂

@Betahms 3 года назад

"In conclusion, it's awful when people are anonymous online" *This video was sponsored by express VPN*

@renee8591 3 года назад

I momentarily forgot Kurtis plays everyone in his skits and was legitimately shocked when Kurtis came out as Tommy like that was a bold casting choice

@fukro7557 3 года назад

Same 😭😂

@soaphope3398 3 года назад

My sister hasn’t seen the video yet, she’s concerned about my well being. I can’t stop saying 6am hot dog and giggling to myself

@missmichelle1290 3 года назад

Why would that be normal for me? Why?!?

@barneycake6235 3 года назад

@@missmichelle1290 .

@coreytrevorson5628 3 года назад

@@missmichelle1290 huh

@spookygoost3620 3 года назад

More like 5 am

@TessaImAMessa 3 года назад

I hope your wall is okay! 👌🏻 I’ve noticed since I started watching kurtis that my walls have also started to fall to shambles around me. May need to take a trip out of kurtistown to buy some new walls.

@NeverCallEllis 8 месяцев назад

Moral of the story : 6am hot dog

@PrincessSydders 3 года назад

“We should keep going” more like “wii should keep going”

@enasalgahmdi9944 3 года назад

BYE💀

@_._emilka_._ 3 года назад

nice

@Cauldrononthefire 3 года назад

PLEASE

@GINSHOTGUN 3 года назад

Bruh

@andiwatts1900 3 года назад

@@enasalgahmdi9944 the kind of humour I expect and appreciate on a kurtis conner video x 💖✨

@soop5467 3 года назад

Everyone's talking about Nutcracker Danny being scary, but I don't think we talk enough about Smurf Kurtis.

@kine9osis956 3 года назад

smurtis

@sucrabeille 3 года назад

smurtis

@soop5467 3 года назад

@@sucrabeille Smurtis

@afooz 3 года назад

smurtis

@worstusernameintheworld9871 3 года назад

for some weird reason, I'm getting the feeling that someone out there is now shipping nutcracker danny and smurf kurtis and idk how to feel about it

@lizziex7117 3 года назад

I love how Kurtis’ sketches never end where they’re supposed to, they just keep going until I’ve forgotten what the original joke was about - I love it

@justSunny7 3 года назад

That's pretty accurate. It's like "where was he going with this again?"

@lizziex7117 3 года назад

@@justSunny7 - I know, it’s like oh now he’s blue - sure 😂

@mykes7239 3 года назад

The smurf one ahahahah

@NobodySpecial2481 Год назад

my lockscreen is one of those images, but its a picture of ryan gosling and it says (quotation marks included): "I'm fucking autistic"

@danielmatthewsfan 10 дней назад

thanks. imma steal that idea for my lockscreen now.

@BenDiPaolo 3 года назад

"Tell me, do you pee?" "Yes, in the pee drawer." And that's the story of how Batman and Superman became friends.

@karmaakabane4548 3 года назад

UAHSUDUD MERTHY

@fc7777fc 3 года назад

I scrolled so far past this comment but was still thinking about it and laughing at it so I had to scroll back up to give it the like

@marina3934 3 года назад

I’m crying 😫 such a beautiful story

@yeetrootthebeetroot3872 3 года назад

i like ur pfp

@abeertukmachi7503 3 года назад

LMAO

@mtak160 3 года назад

“I thought you were my girlfriend, not society” - Dennis Conner

@squiid4731 3 года назад

K u r t i s

@hannahtimmons4097 3 года назад

Dentist contender

@timtam. 3 года назад

@@hannahtimmons4097 Duster Con artist

@babycheeese 3 года назад

@@timtam. dusting conmrade

@madeleinep.828 3 года назад

Deep 😔✌️

@largeboi4678 3 года назад

I don’t think that Batman has to worry about his mom finding the piss drawer

@momplspickmeupimscared 3 года назад

OHOHOHOHOOOO TOO SOON 😂😭

@itiswhatitismindset 3 года назад

YOU DID NOT JUST

@gatetohell9260 3 года назад

Ohhhh noooooooooo….

@lauvayed 3 года назад

wow, lucky! maybe... *cocks gun*

@lauriex8832 3 года назад

But Alfred might

@dominiquethomas3569 9 месяцев назад

My deepest darkest secret is that when I was young, I wished on the full moon that my dad would just go away and I would never have to see him again...he passed a few years later. The only way I've been able to cope with this is by making really dry dead dad jokes to unsuspecting victims. I still make wishes on the full moon, but I also the the power it holds.

@SpecialBlanket 4 месяца назад

If the wish were why, he would have died right away.

@gabrielstrong7322 2 месяца назад

Why did you wish that?

@vixenvixen9365 3 года назад

this guy has the wildest imagination I’ve ever seen

@mychemicalromancespetpotat9249 3 года назад

I know, and that's why we luv him! ^^

@raebaconowo9910 3 года назад

It’s called crack

@ghostiewohstie674 3 года назад

@@raebaconowo9910 wii remote in the a$$ crack is what it is.

@slimemold7378 3 года назад

“friends, family, king bach” i am about to lose my mind

@millie.louise5485 3 года назад

LITERALLY

@farahm1469 3 года назад

Dude I died at that

@cannedbread3829 3 года назад

kurtis's sketches have better cinematography, effects, storylines and acting than all netflix original movies combined

@bcat853 3 года назад

Uhhhh

@toxint 3 года назад

All not cancelled netflix originals*

@c3ru1ean41 3 года назад

don’t insult bojack horseman like that

@marshmellowknight8429 3 года назад

i'd agree if it wasn't for the animated series...

@catboyhole 3 года назад

devilman crybaby pretty good

@ditzyblues 3 года назад

i remember seeing a whisper that said "having children is unethical" and i think that's why i am the way i am today

@awkwardotter13 3 года назад

I think it depends on the situation but most of the time I agree

@Lilyjem39 3 года назад

Damn I guess we all came from unethical parents😒😒😒😞😞😞😔😔😔😟😟😟😕😕😕🙁🙁🙁☹️☹️☹️😣😣😣😖😖😖😫😫😫😢😢😢😭😭😭😱😱😱😨😨😨😰😰😰😥😥😥😓😓😓😶😶😶😐😐😐😑😑😑😬😬😬😯😯😯😦😦😦😧😧😧😮😮😮😲😲😲😪😪😪😿😿😿

@isha4985 3 года назад

actually, thats a philosophy called antinatalism! some people who believe in it are shitty and use the wrong logic but apart from thats its really interesting.

@sefflikejeff1917 3 года назад

@@isha4985 I dont know why it gets so much shit honestly. It's not really an actionable opinion to have, it's more of a philosophy position.

@isha4985 3 года назад

@@sefflikejeff1917 very true!

@kitkatcrner7004 3 года назад

Kurtis' skits are the emotions I can't explain to my therapist.

@thatuzikinnie6077 3 года назад

Same.

@cloudieo 3 года назад

Yup

@-raspberry_soda-7346 2 года назад

I need a therapist

@chewingonrocksisfun3902 2 года назад

Next time I go to therapy I’ll just show my therapist a video of Kurtis'

@spicymice8883 2 года назад

@@-raspberry_soda-7346 So idk if ur joking or nah, but if you’re serious there are a lot of online therapy resources available to help you if you’re not able to see an irl therapist! Sending good vibes your way

@froggystrap1232 3 года назад

At this point we should have a Kurtis Cinematic Universe

@nataleigh8377 3 года назад

yes

@southernladyish 3 года назад

Hopefully Disney doesn’t try to buy him out and ruin his content like they’ve done with every other Cinematic universe.

@MM-ux7kp Год назад

7:50 I love your jokes so much kurtis. You're a silly oose

@septicrat 3 года назад

watching the skits makes me feel like ive taken acid

@doll1ly 3 года назад

the girl in ur pfp from monster high was how i realised i like girls when i was 9

@septicrat 3 года назад

@@doll1ly glad to know my pfp helps u revisit ur gay awakening

@julianeff5073 3 года назад

Kurtis Conner: Whisper confessions have gotten so weird Also Kurtis Conner: *makes this fever dream of a RU-vid video*

@cams5277 3 года назад

my deepest darkest secret: i still haven’t fully recovered from being turned into a dolphin after kurtis used subliminal in his video

@thatdude123 3 года назад

hahahah

@callizto1964 3 года назад

I thought I was the only one

@toomanyfandoms_probably2020 3 года назад

I still crave raw sardines sometimes

@epicboxx3838 3 года назад

I love this reference. New viewers won’t get it and I love that gatekeeping

@nathalietayag9219 3 года назад

thanks to kurtis i'm stuck making dolphin noises ever since that video

@MostSaneSaoriSatoFan Год назад

10:50 the little oh my god is the best part of the video

@jessepinkmanml Год назад

EZEKIEL.LL

@fr33smart 6 месяцев назад

I JUST SCROLLED TO THIS COMMENT RIGHT WHEN HE SAID IT 😭

@charlottesargeant2727 3 года назад

kurtis' sketches are probably the closest things to what my dreams are like when I've eaten cheese

@emmy-ci5cl 3 года назад

so u only get weirdly insane dreams after you've eaten cheese

@mikkuozz 3 года назад

what does that cheese to do you

@worldeatjimmy6483 3 года назад

What kinda cheese have you been eating?

@GA_131 3 года назад

@@worldeatjimmy6483 the cheese goat makes

@m0bz0mb39 3 года назад

I don't understand this, but I love it🤣🤣🤣

@ratk1ng.0 3 года назад

The wii mote is OBVIOUSLY supposed to be used as a tampon, it's got a string and is the same shape and also happens to be highly absorbent. Don't believe me? You will

@junomonsoon 3 года назад

"You will" that has a threatening energy

@ratk1ng.0 3 года назад

@@junomonsoon I don't know what you mean at all :)

@kavaler1471 3 года назад

i will have this comment carved just so deep in my subconscious for the rest of my life and I don’t know how to feel about that

@ratk1ng.0 3 года назад

@@kavaler1471 The unconscious thoughts of the one will become the unconscious thoughts of the many until the world of wii remotes is forever changed because it was just too much like a tampon (and not because nobody cares about the wii anymore lol)

@sourpatchkids351 3 года назад

what a coincidence, i happen to be bleeding AND i have a wiimote in my home :) it would be great if i decided to try using it for its intended purpose, as a tampon

@meangothlesbian 3 года назад

“She had a *mouthful* of teeth. And that’s why I won’t shop at Walmart anymore.”

@limbomask4745 2 года назад

CANADIAN dude who mocked Americans for calling "tuques" "beanies" calls a tuque a beanie! (8:19)

@placeholderdoe Год назад

He needs to be arrested

@Trash-ge1yr 6 месяцев назад

Heya, Québécoise here, sorry to break it to you, but a beanie is a kind of tuque ;) There's multiple sorts, like "canadian", "pompoms", "rainbow ugliness", "beanie" and "ski balaclava"

@cult_of_ari 3 года назад

I present my idea for a new app: SHOUT, where you anonymously write very personal secrets and they release your full name, address, and social security number

@joyphil4399 3 года назад

They're totally inconsequential and not very interesting secrets

@cult_of_ari 3 года назад

@@joyphil4399 “anybody else wear their socks UNDER their SHOES”

@imnothollytoday 3 года назад

you have to have a username and it's your credit/debit card number

@cult_of_ari 3 года назад

@@imnothollytoday your password is the CVV and if a hacker guesses it wrong once, they get an email with your mother’s maiden name

@inayaparker5346 3 года назад

I feel like that is just twitter

@korny.user. 3 года назад

Are we not going to talk about how Kurtis‘s Batman impression was really good?

@alicek5178 3 года назад

scrolled for this

@marnie6967 3 года назад

don’t you mean..... very really good

@Kace_Darbouze-Omolade 3 года назад

Surprising? Kurtis can do anything I was NOT surprised

@Kace_Darbouze-Omolade 3 года назад

Lol

@korny.user. 3 года назад

@@marnie6967 oh you got me there 👏🏻

@meiguess6765 3 года назад

This script feels like it was written by AI.

@powerpug964 3 года назад

Yeah its weird

@ianseff5627 3 года назад

All his videos' scripts feel like that

@airaetaiel444 3 года назад

Yeah, it's perfect in every way

@genericname2747 3 года назад

Kurtis is an AI

@ishitaghosh04 3 года назад

@@genericname2747 **conspiracy theory music plays**

@AlmxHere4 Год назад

The thing i love about kurtis's skits is that he adds jokes from earlier in the video, making the skit even more halarious 😭

@Ghoulieanna 3 года назад

Therapist: smurftis ISNT real, he can’t hurt you: Smurftis: 👁👄👁

@ejw2354 3 года назад

hggghfhhhfhgghhhfhhgh

@neoneko280 3 года назад

ngl that scares me

@onlyvaluknow 3 года назад

@@ejw2354 your pfp scares me lol

@teresabates9177 3 года назад

first Danny's "I'M A REAL BOY" now Smurftis, I'm suing both for psychological damage

@kimhyunjinsgf 3 года назад

istg he's the scariest thing ive ever seen-

@gabrielao.8112 3 года назад

I love how Wii Remote efficiently became “Wiimote” like they should’ve thought of that. big brainz.

@pennabear 3 года назад

I think you mean big bwainz

@procrastinationismyprofession 3 года назад

@@pennabear big bwiinz

@kermit6045 3 года назад

Kurtis is crawling into your ear, you tell him to get out but he’s in there.

@pickle6071 3 года назад

Kurtis Conner

@bobtherock2420 3 года назад

Kurtis Conner

@smallrat7115 3 года назад

Kurtis Conner

@wa7984 3 года назад

Kurtis Conner

@ppncael6134 3 года назад

Kurtis Conner

@StinkBugWizard Год назад

These sketches are the bomb.

@charlesjeon6600 3 года назад

I love those Whisper memes where it says “I need to do ketamine with this bitch” and it’s a picture of Jojo Siwa

@christmemea 3 года назад

i saw one that said “i need to do molly with this bitch” and it was a picture of Björk

@thirarose7012 3 года назад

OMG this made me laugh so hard

@boobee1675 3 года назад

@@christmemea I love that oneeee