Strangers Trying to Sell You Stuff 

Aren't we all strangers...

Fun Fact: all your friends used to be strangers at some point

Parents: Don’t talk to strangers *First day of school when I get home* Parents: Did you make any friends? Me: No Parents: Why? Me: You told me not to talk to strangers

0:49 That transition is perfect

Person: Dont talk to strangers! Me: Isn't that how you make friends?

1990s: DONT get in a car with strangers 2019:Uber

James: "don't take candy from strangers" Me: "then what's Halloween?"

my dad would always invite Mormons in and show them his annotated book of Mormon and tell them they're wrong

"No kids!! Never accept candy from strangers!" *cough cough* Halloween *cough cough*

Guy in the car: Ya gotta understand. Money, it’s just an object. James: Then why do you want it

I'd probably make a great door-to-door salesman. Because I'm an extrovert and a theatre kid so... I like talking to people

Oddsoneout is amazing all of us should appreciate what he makes for us

"This message is brought to you by The Dentists of America Association. Remember to not consume any chocolate or sugary substances from this point on, as we are secretly keeping your teeth hostage within your mouth. That's correct, we are very small and hiding in a bunker within your teeth. From now on the only sugar substances you are allowed to consume are those which are in a circular shape and have an 'M' imprinted on them. During production of this broadcast we were unsure how long this message should be, as it will only be on screen for a brief period of time; this has led us to believe you have somehow miraculously paused your entertainment in order to figure out if 'The Dentists of America Association' is real. We can confirm this, we are very real and very cool. Do you know what else is cool? Flossing. Remember to floss. Oh, you just wanted to see if there is something funny written in this long paragraph? ... (shoot I'm gonna have to think of one off the spot) umm... what's a dentist's favorite movie? Plaque to the Future!... definitely didn't find that one off Google. Don't you hate it when a dentist tries to start a conversation with you while they have their fingers in your mouth? They'll ask, 'So how was school?' and you'd respond with, EIDASWKYRASDEEADGHK SFD' That's right. I paused the video to copy this whole paragraph for you guys that only 2% of people read. I have a broken wrist so I had to use one hand. You're welcome for my pain and suffering.

Mom: Dont Take mOney from strangers!! me: But its mr beast....

0:20 😂😂 Last sentence is relatable

Your vids are amazing, keep up the good work!

*James when he is 78* “Sorry my mums not home.” “..............”

i just love how the dentist comes out of the kidnappers car

Every time I'm in the car sometimes there are these homeless women on the street that offer lemons, tissues or flowers for money

I’m literally a door to door salesman (pest control) and I used to be a Mormon missionary and here are my tips to people on how to get rid of us: 1. Don’t answer the door. This just the easiest solution because sure some of us will try to knock and it could be an annoying 5 minutes, most of us will just move on after a bit. Especially cause as a door to door salesman I’m taught to look busy while on the door step, so you could probably take a peek and see I’m out there without having to open the door and I’d be none the wiser. 2. Don’t just say “I’m not interested” or something along those lines. Because my job, as a sales person, is to make uninterested people interested, so by saying that you’re just wasting our time, especially because I hear 100s of people say this everyday I tend to try to respond and keep the sale going. Remember a salespersons job is to turn a “no” into a “yes”, so you just saying “no” isn’t really gonna deter them. Instead I’d encourage you to be friendly and creative in your responses, something like “you’re working hard man, you need water?” Come out give them water, and then do number 3 3. Confidently close the door. This works really well in conjunction with number 2 because one you’re able to derail the situation from the salesperson trying to sell you, plus you leave them feeling satisfied cause they atleast got something. But as a salesperson if you stay out and talk with me, then Imma just keep on trying to sell you, so just close the door. Embrace the 2 seconds of awkwardness with someone you’ll never see again and turn around, go inside, and just shut the door. It doesn’t need to be a slam, but if you close the door than 99.999% of us are just gonna move on to the next house. And if they do re-knock your door this is when you just need to hit them with a “no thank you” and shut the door. The key is confidence, cause Imma try to keep you out there as long as possible, so just full send. 4. Remember that sales people are people too. Like if you are seriously inconvenienced by me knocking on your door, then I’m sorry like that’s not my intention at all. At the same time though, my reason for trying to sell you whatever I have, is probably just as good (if not better) than your reason for not wanting to buy. Very few of us actually enjoy knocking doors, it’s a hard job with tons of rude Karen’s, plus you usually are far from home when you go knocking, and me knocking on your door is way more scary than you having to open your door. So the more you can do to make it a positive experience for me, the more Imma want to return the favor. Of course you don’t have to buy from every person that ever knocks on your door, but you taking the time to actually hear me out is usually gonna be a way more pleasant experience for both of us because then we don’t need to go through this fight of “I’m not interested” vs. “I’m still gonna try to sell you anyways”. Besides the worst that can happen if you hear me out is I take up 10 minutes of your time (max) and you don’t see the benefit of what I’m selling for the price I’m able to offer and you don’t buy. These are my tips and tricks on dealing with us sales people, if you have questions feel free to ask and I’d love to help y’all out.

"Don't take candy from strangers!!-" Halloween: *hey how are ya*

J=just A=another M=man E=eating S=sprinkles

“Walmart {ASDA} is where I make friends.” -SomethingelseYT

Your hilarious! love this explanation

“Do YoU HaVE a WaTEr FiLtEr?” “Yes I do,but it broke🙃” “Yeah they do that”

“Yes I need a water filter” “oOh SoRRy yOU dOnT NeED ThEN”

If we’re not allowed to talk to strangers,how are we supposed to make friends?😂❤😂❤

im a jehovah witnesse and so is my family

*"Don't you hate it when a dentist tries to start a conversation with you while they have their fingers in your mouth?"* Yes, all the time. Idk why they do that

We know JAmEs WorKed aT SSssooOoOUUuuBWAYY

This man is good at vids

Let’s get him To 20mil guys

“Don’t take candy from strangers!” Trick or treaters: *im just gonna ignore that.*

If I was shooed away once at a door I'd probably never speak to anyone in my entire life ever. I'm not the best at handling rejection..

"Make sure to like that smashed button" I'm dead😂😂😂😂

Mom: Don't talk to strangers! Me: Isn't that how we make friends?

2000: DONT GET IN CARS WITH STRANGERS 2020: Uber

As an ex door-to-door salesman people like your grandma were ACTUAL lifesavers. You spend most of your day getting yelled at, so when you get a gentle old lady that lets you sit in the AC with ice water and a conversation- it made the difference. I would always make the best sales and be able to pay rent after those gals. 💕

Robert James Rallison (born May 14, 1996), known online as TheOdd1sOut

In Germany the local military sometimes knocks on your door and asks for money for cleaning up the soldiers graves created in war.

"Hey kids do you want some candy?" Kids:no :( "HOW about free wifi" :)

“No kids!! Never accept candy from strangers.” Mrbeast: Am I a joke to you?

How are we supposed to make friends then 😂

door to door people < this is why God created chain-link fencing.

*Dentist:* *”how was school?”* *Everyone:* *”EHEJSGGDXHHHDJS”*

James: "Don't take candy from strangers." Me who paid for the candy: *invisible confusion*

Whenever a Jehovah’s Witness knocks on my door I just answer with “I’m Hellenistic… I believe in Zeus”

“Wear your stay hydrated”

The internet has a lot of strangers..and I'm one of them --james

James: “Good thing I am not a sale’sman.” Also James: “ New Merch everyone”

"Wear your stay hydrated ?" I have to wear my drink shirt?? AWESOME!🤣🤣

Old James was so unhinged

What you do is you keep a bowl of candy next to your door, and when a person arrives, you give them some candy and tell them you love their costumes. Then you close the door.

“like that smash button” -adam

If you shouldn’t talks to strangers then how do you make friends?😂

“Luckily I’m not a salesman” -wears a buy my merch shirt-

Who else was expecting the grandma to be totally evil? 😂

30% of fanart: just James 50% of fanart: James and jaiden (together) 20% of fanart: James’ mom

OMG YGO REFERENCE U MADE MY DAY TYSM

Salesman:WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MERCH Guy:Who's merch? Salesman: James's Merch Guy:Keep The Change

*I used to say "STWANGERR DWANGERRR" a lot in 2nd grade.*

But but then what Halloween

“All of your friends used to be strangers, you just decided to randomly trust them” - not me

Well someone just lost their Sooubway sponsorship

I like how they say don’t trust strangers when parents are sending you to school with a bunch of strangers and all your friends used to be strangers at some point.

Who wants some candy? Hop in my creepy white van

If you’re not supposed to talk to strangers, how do you make friends?

"I'm a RU-vidr, so I'm not going to heaven." I hear that, man.

I love how every body has clothes and hair. And he s naked and bald.

8:43 “like that smash button” had me on the floor!!

Some grungy looking older dude sold me a fake gold chain for 8 bucks when I was a kid. Watch out for older people that hang out with children and anyone that tries to sell street jewelry.

All your friends had to be strangers at one point

James: don’t take candy from strangers! Halloween: (;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`) Edit: omg thank you for all of these likes this the most likes I’ve ever had thank you so much 😁 Here’s some free food and snacks:🍟🍗🍕🍎🍏🍉🍌🍇🍓🥒🥞🧇🍜🍝🍤🍣🍿🍔🌭🥓🍳🥯🥖🥮🍙🥟🍘🍡🧁🥧🍭🍬🍫🍦🍮🍩🍪

“Luckily, I’m not a salesman!” Meanwhile bro is wearing a “BUY MY MERCH!” T-shirt 😂😂😂 People who noticed: 👇

0:12 I love Jame's priorities ☺

6:21 "Do you guys like rap music?" *pulls out rick astley album*

"Like that smash button" Me: ?? "Wear your..... StAy HyDrAtEd"

"and as always, wear your stay hydrated."

I don’t know why, but I can’t fall sleep to your videos😢

"Don't take candy from strangers" Halloween: SuP

James: *Don't talk to strangers* Also James: *Isn't RU-vid a platform of strangers*

James, your thought was right.

james: im a youtuber so im not going to heaven me: boy what the hell!?

0:18 “This message was brought to you by the dentist of America Association . Remember do not consume any chocolate or sugary substances from this point on, as we are secretly keeping your teeth hostage with in your mouth. That’s correct we are very small hiding in a bunker within your teeth. From now on the only sugary substances that you are allowed to consume are those which are in circular shape and have the letter “M” printed onto them. During production of this broadcast we are unsure how long this message should be, as it only be on screen for a brief period of; time this has led to us to believe you somehow miraculously pause your entertainment in order to figure out if the “Dentist of America Association” is real. We can confirm this, we are very real and very cool. Do you know what else is cool? Flossing. Remember the floss. Oh, you just want to see if something funny written in this long paragraph?... (shoot I’m going to have to think of one of on the spot) umm...what’s a dentist’s favorite movie? Plaque into the Future!...definitely didn’t find a one off Google. Don’t you hate it when a dentist tries to start a conversation with you while they have their fingers in your mouth? They’ll ask “So how was school” and you’d respond with EIDASWKYRASEEADGHK SFD”

Man:Hey kids want some candy? Kids:No, my mom told me not to take candy from ugly people

The best years of the odd ones out

And he’s right about strangers

“My moms not home”-James says “OMG,I say that too”-my mind says “But one day that won’t work”-James says “Wait...it won’t ....oh dang he’s right”-my mind

6:21 if you pause on the “rap” CD’s it shows they are actually Kidz Bop, Britney Spears and Rick Astley Ah yes, my favourite rap song, Never Gonna Give You Up

i love your videos and your nexfix show.

In the intro, he's teaching a lesson, but in the wrong way

the coloring on this video is out of this world!!

“ never accept candy from strangers! “ Halloween : “ *I ‘M BACK BABY* “

I talk to people I know in real life online more easily, cause I have time to think about what to say and I can change it. And I'm less nervous cause I don't have to look at them in the face. I'm antisocial...😂

If you’re not supposed to take candy from strangers, then what is Halloween?

" make sure to wear your stay hydrated " *words of true wisdom*

I’m deaf… being able to listen to written subtitles that we written by James have been really helpful…

“Like that smash button” 😭😭

Its been five years and now you have a Netflix show