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Holy crap. I feel like I just took the blue pill!

+Trent Wainwright I should clarify, I'm referring to the matrix... Not the pill used to treat erectile dysfunction...

Trent Wainwright I think you mean the red pill! The blue pill had Neo wake up and think all of it was a dream.

This "just" occurred to you?

+Alex Sharp well damn! But now that doesn't work with my joke...lol

all men are beautiful.

i was kinda worried to be honest and also, thanks for herding me to his channel after your welding for nerds video

You dudes all know each other ! All my RU-vid buddies are also buddies !

@@ThisOldTony Especially us baldies eh :-)

No wonder your broke, another paid subscriber. PS were is the check you promised me 🔪😰😱

Can't believe this was so long ago.

Same here... Long time Tony Fan... I was cooking the Lunch, while the videos were showing randomly. Suddenly I saw a face! I dropped the knife, my chin drops open and I'm standing here in awe :D Please dont tell me there is a similar AVE-Vigeo somewhere!? MINDBLOWN!

What are you talking about, his hands looks exactly the same as in his videos.

Michael M I’m not sure where but I saw a thumbnail pic of Ave the other day... maybe it was Ave himself doing another channel? Biggest set of chompers I ever saw in my life...

Same here I pictured him being much older 😂

So funny what RU-vid shows us. I expected older for sure, and maybe a wizard hat or something to explain why he's so good at what he does.

+1

Anybody else read that in Chris' voice? X)

And we love yours too!!

ha! one of my favorite RU-vid commenting on another one of my favorites lol

Thanks Chris! right back atcha.

Don't procrastinate. Pornhub's only going to be free for a while... :P

Gary, you may have to contact Tony's parents for that video.

Pink Flamingos came out decades ago.

😳

And here we are at 1M subs :) Still awesome as ever. Good to see him back after the time off.

Thanks Adam.. couldn't have done it without you guys.. though, after you guys left, I couldn't find the cutter anywhere. coincidence?

Might check Stefan's lunch box

:))

@@Abom79 D3 chips > potato chips

@@ThisOldTony not at all😂😂

I would pay money to be in that class

True. But there's not enough room on the wall for us all to sit at that angle

and experts in glorious dad jokes

Thank you Cylo!

Project Dandom Well spotted!!

Nice catch, i didn't see it, but usualy do when it happens.

Project Dandom damn man you blow my mind

Damn! Subliminal messages

There is one in every video

Stefan Gotteswinter please

Yeah, he sounds like Colonel John (Hannibal) Smith! steve

Wanna hear a fun story? I live in Quebec, and my cousin Dima worked with AvE in the tech support department of Bosch, before AvE left about 3 years ago. And i was begging him for a long time to somehow set up a meeting with Him (the one whose name cannot be pronounced correctly), and my cousin was like -No man, i can't, he made me swear on my mother. So, about a week ago, i think it was friday, my cousin Dima was fired from the tech support department of Bosch. Apparently, as a side gig, he was illegally hacking these stupid electric scooters to be able to reach 35km/h. Long story short, he made me swear not to tell his mother that he was fired from his job, and in return he would set up a meeting. Besides, aunt Luba is an old lady, she don't need this kind of negativity in her life right now. Anyway, Dima told me that when they worked together, every day after work, AvE visited the Old central bus station. And i was like -Yeah, cool, i know the place. To those not familiar with the place, the "Old central bus station" is like this ugly concrete building, what they use to build in the 70's. The ones with the permanent aroma of stale pee. As they age, these building tend to attract the kind of vendors you generally won't find in your local family friendly strip mall. (Just as a side note, i don't judge and absolutely don't mind businesses that offer hydraulic butt toys and clamps, nor extreme vegetarian sex massages. Also, i very much like the meat and onion pirogi Vova is selling at the corner) Where was i... Ah yeah, so, i decided to give it a try, so me and Dima took a couple of beers and went to the bus station. We wandered around for awhile. The place was kindda creepy. I had no idea what we were looking for. I sat down to roll a cigarette on a bench in front of "The Rubber Empire". Dima left standing and was nervously looking around as i was smoking the weirdly shaped cigarette i managed to produce. The flicking neon sign stated that the rubber guys had "All the rubber you can rub" and "Open 24/7". A well built man with lush facial hair, in an elegant suit and a red turban was standing near the black door that was apparently the entrance to the place. Suddenly i felt Dima tapping on my shoulder. He whispered -That's him. The guy with the paper bag... I turned around. -Him? Are you sure? I was shocked to say the least. I always imagined AvE (real name's Colin by the way) looking like.. you know, like your average canadian asshole, i guess. But against all my expectations, in front of me stood a short bald man, wearing an expensive, three piece, pin-stripe suit. He had glasses with with thick lenses that made his eyes look small and spaced apart. He was holding a brown paper bag in his hand and was heading towards the Empire. I stood up, flicked the half finished cigarette, and advanced towards him to introduce myself. I called -Ave! He spooked and turned around. I reached my hand and said -Ave, it's a great... He stepped back and before i could finish my sentence he asked -What's your name, boy? He sniffed his nose and touched his left nostril with his thumb a couple of times. I said -Hey Ave! I'm Stas, it's an honor... -Keep your dick in a vise! - he interrupted me. He looked annoyed. -What do you say about my empire of dirt, bud? - he pointed towards the Rubber Empire. -We haven't been... - i tried answering his question, but he interrupted me again... -That's skookum! - He blurted -Now, fuck off. He turned away and shouted -Farouk, come take this from me. The man with the turban approached us. -Please call Rudolf, tell him to prepare the room - said AvE to Farouk and gave him the paper bag. He turned away and started walking towards the black door of The Empire. -I love your channel, man! - i said to his back. -Farouk, take care of this please - he said without turning his head and made a waving hand gesture. -I think it would be better for all of us if both of you get the fuck out of here before i break your shit - Calmly said Farouk. -We're sorry, sir - said Dima. He then turned to me and said -Lets get the fuck out of here, before we'd have to use our free medical care. As we started walking, i heard him shout -Farouk, time! The entire experience left a bad taste in my mouth, and i really had to take this off my chest. I'm thinking about unsubscribing.

@@StanislavG. What a great story!

@@StanislavG. I get that it was not what you expected, but put yourself in his shoes. Did you ever think that maybe a guy who never shows his face in his videos, rarely ever puts personal details in his videos, has never (to my knowledge) said his real name in his videos, and gives little to no indication of where he specifically lives in his videos might be trying very hard to avoid the exact situation you put him in? To him your just some random internet stranger, possibly even some dangerous lunatic (not saying you are but how the hell would he know that). Now you have not only put him in an awkward situation by ambushing him off the street, but now you've shared details with the whole world that he clearly didn't wish to share and in so doing violated his privacy. Did you even think about any of this before posting your comment? That story wasn't funny. It was petty and inconsiderate.

time travel and magic

I watched this video with a non-mechanical inclinded friend (he sells website so... yeah...) and I had to explain that it was not real everytime he went "whoaaaaaa dude....". I feel like Tony's prank are just "real" enough...

Don't conform, Laura! We can't let Tony win.

please do, we can't bare to have your creative hands injured

If you need motivation, Google 'angle grinder wound'. :)

hah.. thanks for watching Laura! PS don't listen to David Adams -- you can't unsee that stuff. ;)

angle grinder wound? Now's not the time for porno.

Next up: determining the ballistic trajectory of nose coffee. Given an initial velocity of v_0=5m/s, an initial height h_0=1.5m, and a launch angle theta=55 degrees wrt the horizontal, determine the maximum height, maximum range when h=0m, and total flight time of the nose coffee. Ignore air resistance and assume that the coffee is a spherical cow with radius r=1cm.

Thanks Hopper, appreciate that!

I'd watch a video of ToT machining a cat

95.1% of the way! Maybe I'll write a SubscriberBot to help out.

its close!

@@UncleKennysPlace Bots would be detrimental to the engagement, and the channel.

About 24k to go until the million!

phew! ;)

@@ThisOldTony I thought it was about my ex-wife

@@sharpeguns1 You used a fly cutter on her?!?! Someone call 911!!!

:))

Thanks!

Hes gotten at least 3 inches better

What's at 2:08?

Thanks Winter! ;)

OMG I’m gonna die 😮

That's not an exaggeration. 100,000 subs can't be wrong, and one of these days when we get our own channel popping, you'll see how much Tony mattered to a couple of strangers who were trying to start something good. He's The Man! Totally!

Thanks Matthew!

Thanks Chuck!

Thanks Rob! And what does my voice look like? Just curious. :)

You know how you form this vague non descript ghostly mental image of the voice you hear often but have never seen the face. I would know it if I saw it but cant describe it. BTW I notice we have similar hair style ;) ATB, Robin

I dare say, you looked in my minds' eye like a mottled silver, gray pedagogue. Dismissive to all but the most exemplary of students and yet only appreciative of those whom understood your humor. Now that you have been unmasked your voice (as mine FWIW) does not seem to fit your body. You are nonetheless an auteur. Good work,

It's funny, because I imagined you to look pretty much exactly like this.

you'll always look as gandalf for me

Wait, where's his third arm?

I'm conflicted now. Shall I watch the video or keep the mystery?

Watch the video blindfolded

Rexus King I'd just been picturing Ray Romano all this time...

And he looks exactly like I didn't picture him!

I would have made it backwards. Even if I checked it twice

I'm from the UK and use imperial. Just like her Majesty.

You got one of those planes Jimmy? haha

thanks buddy!

you gotta be doing something right