Stuck in the middle of the Atlantic with no wind or engine - Ep33 - The Sailing Frenchman 

Cool!

the only useful tip so far

OctavianTiberius and then kick the tyres.

you work in IT, don't you?

Or perhaps *turning the wind off and on.* It should start working again.

😂😂

@Steven Vaughn just poop underwater and let the fish be your toilet paper lol

That actually happened to an Italian couple

Ah, yes, the time we were overwhelmed by hoards of pandas everywhere. I remember, I was there.

We didn't know. At no time. We need to stay ready all the time

WonkaaVision hahaha ah yeah that’s why I know several people that have had this FAKE disease. They were all faking it to play along in the banker scheme 😂

Always, every time 😂😂

Hahahahaa

Stolen...

😂😂

Straight up lmfaoo

Underrated

Fr

we all be living the same life

Literally me

Same

Overcast most likely

Not a phone in sight, just people living in the moment

Yes and no. There's obviously zero light pollution, but the rolling and pitching makes it difficult to focus on a specific point in the sky. If you really want to see the night sky, head somewhere dark gray on this map: www.lightpollutionmap.info/

it's pitch darkness when it's overcast. You can not tell the difference between having your eyes open or closed.

Air quality will be the best too.

Right before the whale scene too. There were many calm ocean scenes.

It’s called the doldrums, I think, when the ocean is completely calm. It’s incredible and I want to see it for real some day, I think I might cry from the beauty of it.

eiebsrebla I live on the coast of florida and my dad and I go fishing almost every weekend on our boat. Once your 15-20 miles out in what we call “blue water” the water 90% of the time looks that calm especially in the late morning.

RJ Scherer Love it. I live up north in the Netherlands, the sea is never calm like that here so I’d have to go on vacation to see it, but I’m definitely going to, some day

I watched that movie when I was 9 or something. Lemme tell you it scared tf out of me and made me cry

You don’t want to see it when it looks like there are mountains in the distance. That’s terrifying.

@@jerod5636 reminds me of interstellar, that's scary as f*ck

@@DanoGringo should i watch the movie? Can u recommned?

@@yisakii8397 if you're into sci-fi or physics, yes.

@@DanoGringo ive watched it now. What an amazing movie.... thanks for telling me. Absolutely amazing

Haha

Thats kinda sad.

Yep sad. One day you will have lots to regret you ungrateful little shit!! Very best wishes Dad!!😉

Can you explain how the middle of the Atlantic Ocean is the safest place in the world?

Jamie Buckton If you live in a poor area or a big city, one of the big dangers is simply other people. There is a comfort in being thousands of miles from the nearest person

Mythagoras he’s probably about 10 so he won’t realize the risks in life

@@Bobbylite64 He was just asking a question...not sure what the point of your comment was.

@@ajdinhamzagic7679 Guess some people "live" to be a jerk

Just like the ocean

Freaking out won't help. The wind will blow again.

because its a regular situation.

After day one I'd be ready to call for rescue 😂😂

You are a moron

Almost reminds me of NASA. They got a stupid amount of superstitions as well, because everything is so critical - if it works, and you just so happen to have done a thing while it was going on, it is now gonna happen every single time just in case. Like eating snacks during a Mars descent and entry. Russian space agency has a bunch of these - drinking a shot of vodka and kerosene before launch, signing your door, not seeing the rocket before launch day etc.

Yep, just like "Master and Commander" when they got stuck in the calm and the cursed midshipman drowned himself and the wind blew again.

@@spetsnatzlegion3366 drinking kerosene what?!?

You don't know if they were all superstitious - they could have been just a little stitious. -M. Scott

What do you think is stuck to the bottom of the boat at 15:11 ? :-)

thats funny af!

Nah it's washed ashore somewhere or eaten by sea life

Roger Soto-why do some people have to be so literal

It’s in Brazil now

in proper french fashinon i expected them to retereat not long after leaving land

@@philswift1575 nice orginal content bro

@@philswift1575 lol

Loool, my stomach hurt

@@thisismyname1701 thanks i only comment if the same thing was commented at least 4 times. but for now stay flexin keep sealin and flex on.

It is pretty sick. Thanks RU-vid.

It would be amazing to smash my girlfriends ass in the middle of the ocean omg

Steve Thea stolen from top comment of this video you dumbass

@@stevethea5250 Honestly, it wasn't that great. 😒

Not all the passage was like this: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-CJxaPX0D2L4.html But yeah, too chill conditions

@Agent J Wot are you going on about, it isn't bad to just enjoy life and not everything is about work and success. You're preaching to the wrong crowd.

@Agent J Calm down little man. You seem to be really touchy about this.

@Agent J Haha! How brave! Great arguments too. And you seem to actually care very much about what I say. :)

@Agent J Woah Woah calm down little angry man

I think thats the plot of "the last ship"

Could of happened to someone, who knows how often people get stranded at sea

And they make him turn back, because borders are closed.

Kinda offtopic, but still quite funny & sad that people wont accept that a huge-ass plane like the 777 isn't as easy to find if the searching area is as large as the United States.

@@SwissMarksman - Not off-topic at all! You are right; it is a huge area especially when you add depth to the search area. Let's face it, by the time you find the flotsam, it will have drifted far from the original point, and everything else will be on its way to the bottom if not already there. Insane dimensions

@@GoatyHerps landsearching is allready difficult, even with all the stuff we have today. Underwater searching, especially in an Ocean like this, is really difficult.

@@SwissMarksman - True, but there ARE transmitters on aircraft to help locate them, but it would still be hard to pin-point because it is just a ping.

@@GoatyHerps Technically it wouldn't be a problem, but there was a theory to put on transmitters that are attached to the Black Box that would broadcast its data every few minutes to a satellite & to another station to have a better tracking system + you could get the informations & all the stuff you could read from the blackbox in realtime. But they estimated that it would cost over 3000$ per flight. Unless we find a similiar system or a cheaper one with the same function, we are still searching for the needle in the bigass haystack. It took us 2 years with Air France Flight 447

Would of been hilarious at least for a few clips. Maybe a hook, straw hat, and parrot as well

😂😂😂😂 this guy

“Sure ill just go and bye one from seawalmart

HunterVHunted That’s where I got mine.

I could not agree more, at least wear it in the introduction and the Outro

I thought so too. Really really cool

Always be generous with the ocean :)

I thought he just didn't like that wine.

@@TheSailingFrenchman What kind of boat were you sailing?

His more-elderly shipmate seems to always be ready for celebratory wine. That dude is too cool.

@@kennybeans6115 it's his dad haha

Slavic Affairs >not interested in sailing >this video about sailing is super interesting Pick one dude 😂

@@britbong1457 I think he means he isn't interested in sailing himself, but he finds watching this guy sailing interesting. It was kind of poorly worded though.

SuperPaulBF Yeah I was only kidding around 🙃

@@britbong1457 Yeah i think he isn't interested in sailing, but watching this guy sailing is interesting for him.

oh shit slavic affairs whats up brate love your vids

Rare to get caught in it but its your worst nightmare if you main source of propulsion is sail power because then you really need to be careful how much you eat into your supplys of food and water

@@Migman2020 It's pretty much what happened to Magellan when he crossed the Pacific, hence the name

gold elmo LOLs that’s what a water desalinization system is for. :P

@@LaDivinaLover These guys didn't have one.

I know, right? it was like they were stuck in a giant glass block. Just nothing but flat, smooth surface as far as the eye could see.

Seriously! That blew my mind. I really didn't imagine it was even possible for the ocean to look that calm. I felt like even without wind the tide would still cause way more disruption than that. I've only ever seen lakes look like that a few times, more often with small lakes or ponds/creeks/etc.

first time I've seen a comment with over 200+ likes and no comment instead of mine

Holy shit it’s really been over 6 months

Stupid comment level: master

I guess a solar panel and electric trolling motor look pretty good about now.

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Great advice

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80MileKyle look at me... I am de captain now

@Gappie Al Kebabi I'm dying

He's in the Atlantic not the Indian ocean

He did have his dad with him though

You could do it with a small boat back then too, but wouldn't make economic sense

Ever hear of the Vikings?

Bruh, you never needed that. Civilizations travelled there in small boats long before the likes of Columbus was even born

@@DonDadda45 Hawaii says hi ... or aloha

I really dont agree

Yes : ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-M3NxW4hL-tM.html

Let's just agree that oceans are scary all the time and we should stay as far away form them as possible.

Because the kraken is waiting for them

@@Jeovaunihunter it's a joke bro

poo comes out

@@MrLumpy-ei2yg Neat. Just the way I like it.

Death.

sea anchor and hope for the best. but at lest there would be wind

Its the way she goes ricky, its the way she goes.

Ikr, mad people.

This is where a bad joke is born

lol for all non english natives this very normal

@@abudabisas that's what's so interesting about it, how English really does connect people

English has become the international language of trade ever since the British Empire took to the seas but before that it was French. The "Commercial Invoice" is in fact in French and it is a legal contract of trade. I had a shipment stuck in customs in Brazil because the idiot electronic company in California had no idea they should not ever label any kind of invoice as a commercial invoice but since they did and it was embedded into their management software so whenever we asked then to correct the problem they just reprinted it, the Brazilian customs officials would not take the commercial invoice produced by the import/export company as it was not on the manufacturer's letterhead and would not take the one from California as it was obviously not a commercial invoice format. I ended up making a commercial invoice on Microsoft Word, sending it to the California company's salesman, told him to print it on their letterhead sign it and fax and FedEx it to the Brazilian port customs office. The number of times I've had to step in to an import / export situation just because American businesses have forgotten about international rules of trade is insurmountable.

lmao

Why? Just wait for some wind.

Hayden Wade If you get sick your dead, do you not realize that?

Hayden Wade I bet you’re much stronger than the other Internet strangers that I have equally as much knowledge about. Good for you 💪

Hayden Wade ignorant don’t respond to him

can we get an F in chat for the beard

Why there was no wind...:(

@@mastermatt210 If you listen closely you can hear the slight Breeze, there is wind. Not much but there is. Wind is moving air, and above the ocean air is always moving.

@@Techischannel What I meant to say is that due to superstition one might say there is no wind because you don't ever cut your beard mid voyage :) hahahaha but who knows the wine might have made up for it :)

At least he spread the ashes in the ocean

From the biker to the mid life crisis dad to the almighty patch stache.

@@jasonscott5778 Ah yes, the natural story arc of a man.

I'm always afraid that my shaver break down when I have the Hitler mustache x)

@@Eckmuhl29 Haha having to head to a store to pick up a new one…hilarious!

Based

He's French, he knows enough about wine.

Yeah the sea is going to be drunk

The Atlantic ocean's alcohol tolerance is quite high when it contains over a quintillion gallons of water. A quarter cup will do it some good.

@@LucaPed94 are you French?

@@cipmars Not from france why?

Oh yeah

Thanks for the heart

Ant Bee oh yeah

Oh yeah yeah

Yeah yeah yeah

The same with me I love how french sound but I cannot understand it I speak spanish, and near you on southern Uruguay

Também acho assim, tem vídeos super legais com idiomas esquisitos, pelo menos este além de ser em inglês ainda tem legendas.

not a lot of brazilians speak english, at least not a little older people. (?)

@@niklasalmaas6369 Hey guess what, a lot of us are not an ordinary people. Don't get yourself fooled!

Paulo Lodicora it’s just a random thing i remembered from when i was in brazil, all love :)

W O K E

Wile E. Coyote would have just turned on an electric fan!

Oh hes blowing somethin alright...

wouldnt work

No, just download a fan app in the phone.

no bro this is suicide

Facts

Not really, if you didn't pay attention to the media than nothing would have changed.

@@kingpinsmith22 huh

@@kingpinsmith22 other than everyone wearing masks and people being weird

you posted the same comment as 12 1 48 Yatharth Bhavsar 1 week later, learn to be original and think for yourself

Geyote Pilkington same here! About to scroll up and hit sub!!

Gay

Sameeee here maaan

then realise it's like 2,000 meters to the sea bed.

@@WaveForceful It can be up to 6000 actually in most of Atlantic

@@Groveish long way down but at least if you drown you won’t be alive to see it.

its so scary

@@SteiniHSV why

@@CASHPABLOG wont tell you

@@SteiniHSV 🤣🤣

Unknown Heights ッ you mean the sky

@@lekrakkenz2517 You'd be able to see the galactic core at night while out there because there's no light pollution to block your view.

Purest of Trash we’ll go think of a better way to transport goods that you take for granted and transportation

Imagine rigging a nice telescope to the boat

@Purest of Trash if all of us just picked and went to the middle of Iceland with no towns or torches,just a few tents and just a fire and if course some hot ass girls (because who doesn't wanna fuck underneath the milkyway) that would be so fucking mesmerising

You are wrong, in those 1000 miles radius was probably more big vessels than you have ever seen in your whole life. ✌

The_Touring Jedi yeah but I think he meant that you feel as if there is no one there. The oceans big.

Your forgetting one thing amidst your peaceful gaze.... YOU ARE FUCKIN ADRIFT!!!!

Damn you must really hate people lmao

The "Angry Charlie Chaplin"

I'm the 88th person to like your comment. What a coincidence.

@@Brainman_2331 SH

It looked like he was starting to get a little sea sick, and used the safe passage ritual as a way to dump dat shit

You're*

That One Gopnik normie

I’m a member of nohat. How? C:

That One Gopnik u cant tell huh?

Somehow a warship comes out and shoots them thinking their enemies

Diego Sanchez pretty much

Hey bro opinion on Master @ arms job?

WHAT UP FAM

JTsuits ha u said seamen

Devon Rager I see this guy every where 😂

Rah

It's a big sea! 🤣

lol

lmafo

The United States Navy is the largest navy on this earth. It’s literally insane how much power they have, it’s got to be the strongest point of the USA.

The United States Navy has the largest Aircraft carriers in the world the Nimitz class, in fact they have more of them than the entire world has aircraft carriers combined and if you didn’t know the US Navy has the 2nd largest Air Force right behind the USAF because of all of its aircraft carriers. Fun Fact the United States Navy named their class of aircraft carriers “ Nimitz” after admiral Chester W. Nimitz which was of Russian, and German decent.

Дмитрий Лебедев Ok, already knew that. My comment was something called a joke. Also the british navy used to be the biggest and most powerful but something called WW2 bankrupted us and made us lose the empire and everything else. But America still managed to profit from WW2

The Americans beat the Royal Navy in size during WW2.

Dan Keating I know, I just enjoy making Brits feel bad. To be fair America is your creation, it’s the British empire of the 21st century.

if you're so inclined

Do it with good health

@@willm1019 Lol what do you even mean by that?

Nokia you do whenever you shave?

@@heythere9707 yes and a hulk Hogan impression too pretty fun

All men are guilty of this

Eber not me, I shave right across the mustache.

@@heythere9707 pretty boring man spice up your life

He's rferring the lacking beard right? LOL

He never said that then? Learn how to time it.

jaskari1 it’s not hair, they’re barnacles.

Cogzed there should be a mate in there somewhere. Your forgot to say mate. SAY MATE! AHHHH!

Copied comment I sappose you are from china

@Fuck You oh thanx

@@theidiotictroublemaker2281 🤣 just a simple farm man from Idaho.

Id use dolphins instead

French people could never say such a full English sentence tho

@@deserv3 twat

Didn't get that one...can someone explain to me please?

@@cheesefrogsnail When you save a life, you become responsible for it. No one wants responsibility for a Frenchman 😏

@@sp10sn thank you so much! so it is pure "racism" against us then, i still can't understand why...since the guerre d'algérie i dont't think we've done anything bad in the last 60 years so...maybe haters don't need a reason?

The sky at night is so beautiful out there as well

Until a storm comes

The last frontier....

leftyfourguns capn’ jack sparrow lmao