The first is old and boring at this point, but the second one is hilarious af 😂 Edit: Actually, I am so used to seeing "My dog ate my homework" to a point where I identify every sentence starting with "My dog..." and ending with "homework" as this. I just read it again, and it is actually kinda original and not as boring. Apologies on my behalf.
Once an art teacher asked us to "make a piece of art our pet would love" I made mine in dog treat and let it on the table for max 5 min. The dog ate half of it before I could stop it. But because of that accident the teacher gave me the max grade, so technichaly my dog did part of my homework.
@@obi-onekenerdihe quoted what he found the most funny from the video and put a laughing emoji to show that that specific sentence was the funniest moment in the video for him, so shut up
When my dad was in fourth grade, he had a really long assignment and it was a big part of his grade. He brought it home to work on, but his golden retriever, Shane (🫶sweetest dog), ate the assignment. This dog would eat ANYTHING. My dad realized his teacher wouldn’t believe him if he said that his dog ate his homework so he picked up the torn up paper and put it into a plastic bag. He went to his teacher the next day and said “My dog ate my homework.” The teacher obviously didn’t believe him until he showed her the evidence. To this day he is still proud he got to say “my dog ate my homework”😂
Ephesians 6:10-18 says, Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might. Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand. Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness; and your feet shod with the preparation of the gospel of peace; above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked. And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God: praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints. The bible is no old book. You have to really let Christ open your eyes; to see the world in shambles. Many people say it's a religion to lock up people in chains, and say it's a rule book.. why? Because people hate hearing the truth, it hurts their flesh, it's hurts their pride, it's exposes on what things have they done..people love this world so much, s*x, money, power, women, supercars.. things of this world. Still trying to find something that can fill that emptiness in your heart. You can't find that in this world.. only in Christ, the bible is no chains, it's a chainbreaker. Breaking your sins into pieces... Repent now, and turn back to the true Lord only.. God bless.😊😊
@@Akira_2xbut in keeping with the Nineteen Ninety Nine, and Eighteen Eighty Eight, what is 1111's equivalent, it should have one. The pattern suggests it would be Eleven Onety One, but One Zero is pronounced Ten, so it would be Elevelen Ten One But Ten One is just Eleven, so it would be Eleven Eleven.
Bro rlly fell for "My dog ate my homework","my dog forgot to do my homework","my cat ate my homework and my science project ate my cat" The dog be his personal assistant💀💀☠️☠️☠️🗿🤫🧏♂️
Plot twist I bought it in the future to feed to my dog so past me would have an excuse. Past me will never know until I'm here that the dog ate it either.
For writing the year 1111 = Eleven hundred and eleven. For nominal writing 1,111 = One thousand one hundred and eleven. For American English it is also read Eleven hundred and eleven. For decimal writing 11.11 = Eleven evelen or eleven point eleven. For writing at 11:11 = Eleven eleven or eleven past eleven or eleven passed eleven or eleven after eleven. For writing in the context of binary language 0 and 1 then 1111 = One one one one. *Another example 👇👇👇 Writing in 1888 = Eighteen hundred and eighty-eight. Writing nominal 1.888 = One thousand eight hundred and eighty-eight. For American English it is often read as Eighteen hundred and eighty-eight. Decimal writing 18.88 = Eighteen eighty-eight or Eighteen point eighty-eight.
