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You haven't seen Highlander? If nothing else watch it for the Fabulous Freebirds who show up in the beginning wrestling a match in The Garden.

Hogan and Undertaker in a movie together

There can be only one......until the sequels which get odd but yes the first one is definitely worth a watch!

Yeah man the first Highlander is awesome. It totally has the Freebirds in the opening of the movie. Plus Edge is in one of the later sequels.

@@natdmc85 The animated movie is the best Highlander film

"AH WAS FROZUN TOTEIH!!!!"

I think it's funny to imagine Danny Devito playing Shep like he's Frank Reynolds lol

@@tafua_a no no, it's "Ai wuz frowzen tudeih!"

“So anyways I started blasting”

I'm entertained by the mere though of it, the movie would be fantastic.

The Lamb *SAUCE*

IT'S RAAAAAAW!

Take your jacket off and fuck off, Brother!

HOGAN: You know something, this lamb sauce is so flavorless, brother, people think that Vince McMahon took it over! VINCE: DAMMIT, I was frozen today because of you, PAL!

"You donut!"

idk I'm partial to the line from Show girls where the guys says: Man, everybody got AIDES and shit!!!!

And the classic "it's garbage day"

@@ThePunk01 also a classic, but the only problem with garabge day is that it's been meme'ed to death.

@@heisensaul5538 I think "You're tearing me apart, lisa" has been more

@@ThePunk01 Honestly, I dont think you're wrong about that one.

I always liked Hulk squeezing the melon and saying "I found a good one!"

@@oneearrabbit I found that part so funny as a kid. I would rewind the VHS tape and play it back over and over

@@sega8bit Same

That bit with the cat was pretty funny too. : )

Don't forget the Undertaker having a toilet smashed over his head

and he had to get his win back against the skateboard earlier.

That was the line of the month by far. 😂😂

Well of course, and filming wrapped up (according to IMDB) in mid Jan 1991, and then Hogan *shockingly* wins the Royal Rumble the next week. It literally couldn't have been anything else.

That doesn't work for me brother.

Only July? That wins the summer overall.

Hogan talking to the arcade cabinet about putting it over, "that doesn't work for me brother."

as much as people make jokes about it it’s actually the most realistic line in the movie... like Christopher Lloyd basically saying how ridiculous the whole situation was

And this is a guy who was once kicked off a cliff into a river of lava by Admiral James T. Kirk.

If it was today: Nah man this is the 2020s, We'll cancel you via twitter!!!!

@@heisensaul5538 Was cancel culture a thing even in the late-2010s?

@@emanuelespinoza9325 Not in the form we've come to know it as.

@@emanuelespinoza9325 I feel like it was around but it wasn't like it is now where people will find something from 25 years ago and just demand something or someone be "cancelled."

@@heisensaul5538 Yep; used to just be the papers would cancel you for something recent.

The only other description of Hulk Hogan worth noting is when Dee Reynolds on It's Always Sunny pointed that his hair is blonde yet silken like that of Chinese man

Hogan: wears red & yellow, no sponsorship deal with Oscar Myer Savage: wore red & yellow, got a legendary sponsorship deal with Slim Jim jerky

Young Hogan looks like a hotdog Old Hogan looks like a smacked a$$

I was cryogenically paralyzed during the current day.

Never gets old

He was frozen that day, and couldn’t make it.

No Lloyd?Great Scott

Fucking Nostalgia Critic got him to do one.

How amusing, you think that Mila Kunis is one of "the most popular actresses of the 21st century". Let's take a look through her filmography from the past decade. How many of these have *you* seen? 'The Angriest Man In Brooklyn' (2014). Made less than one million dollars *worldwide.* 'Annie' (2014). It's the most well-known film she's been in since 2014 (and only drew so much attention because it was a remake of a popular classic), and even then she only has a minor role buried well down in the credits. 'Hell and Back' (2015). It made less than $200,000 *worldwide.* 'Jupiter Ascending' (2015). Here is a grossly overly budgeted flop that lost money at the box office. 'Bad Moms' (2016). Made money, yet I have never had someone tell me they've seen this film. 'A Bad Moms Christmas' (2017) See above. 'The Spy Who Dumped Me' (2018). 'Four Good Days' (2020). Took less than a million dollars *worldwide.* 'Breaking News In Yuba County' (2021). Took less than $200,000 *worldwide.* 'Luckiest Girl Alive' (2022). Made practically zero money, seems to have been shoved onto a streaming service. That's not an acting resume, that's a stocktake list for the DVD five-for-a-dollar bargain bin at your local discount store. By the way, MK had several roles before 'Santa With Muscles'. As for Elizabeth Moss, she's Elizabeth Moss, not Julia Roberts or Angelina Jolie. Stop being silly.

ITS AFTERBURNER!

that was actually a solid joke

WWF Fan within 3 years: Now we know how the Undertaker Got his Nickname.

No never was Shelly hot

I know that this is probably common knowledge, but I just found out recently that she is in really bad shape mentally, like I saw interview on YT (a horrible "Dr".Phil where they basically just used her mental health issues as way to get more viewers) with her from a few years ago and she was completely gone. Like thinking people are coming after you and you are an alien crazy... It's always super depressing, when you find out stuff like that. I really hope she's in a better place now (mentally) and is getting the help she needs.

We can blame Kubrick for a lot of that, the prick

@@robertace821 Thanks, Yoda.

That or the Popeye film. I agree though, I hate seeing her used as an example of how not to be a "hot female lead" or whatever.

I love that movie

oh god no. the horror.

Hogan is barely in that movie anyway (from what i remember)

Only the first two films were decent.

I don’t blame you. You probably already got Hogan toys.

@@comixproviderftw_02 I never got into wrestling figures... I did end up with an Undertaker LJN figure some how, he didn't have anyone to fight though so for some reason he would end up on the Enterprise and fight Riker.

@@pjdolont9012 that would be an awesome crossover! Those were the best times playing with action figures and making different characters from different universes meet

@@pjdolont9012 That would be a custom figure. LJN never made one for Taker.

​@@markv1274 Given he mentions having it fight Riker (likely the Playmates figure) he probably had the Hasbro figure and got mixed up on the lines.

Nightshift? Or do you live in a less important country?

@@CheezusChrist1776 less important?

Make your alarm I WAS FROZEN TODAY!!!!

@@yasin_GD it was a joke. Let's not be too serious in a RU-vid comment section

Hey! Don't blame Brian. He's the Z-Man, not the Zzzzzz-Man! :)

Ow Ow I hate that this was such a good joke.

He's not a double standard guy, he's an alienist to a point. Fucking Terran...

You won the comments section today sir

His OmniMan Cosplay

You know f**** earthling.

Yeah im sure Arnold or Devito cared....Thats why they made Junior and are making a sequel to Twins with Eddie Murphy

@@lutherheggs451 Wait, is a Twins sequel actually happening??

Ironically enough, Hulk Hogan was considered for the role of Mr. Freeze in Batman & Robin.

@@johnthesportsarchivist2600 Hogan no selling for Bats

@@johnthesportsarchivist2600 So, I guess if Hogan had been Mr. Freeze, Brutus Beefcake would have been one of the prison guards instead of Jesse Ventura.

It would've been interesting to see Arnold fighting The Undertaker.

Yeah I thought the same thing.

with or without SHERRI MARTEL'S purse 👛 ?

For sure not high art, but as a kid, I loved them all as well, and they are still a guilty pleasure to watch every few years.

I had suburban commando on vhs too lol

Me too, glorious times when you just accepted what was in front of you.

Me Too! This is why wrestling as a kid was so amazing! We believed everything & were invested in every storyline. I was deathly afraid of Papa Shango cause I used to think, “If he can cast a spell on the Ultimate Warrior & have him puke everywhere, what the hell can he do to me?!” 😂 Any time my Father got tickets to house shows at MSG, I’d tell him to check the card & make sure Papa Shango wasn’t wrestling lmao 🤦‍♂️ These days, every video has Shango Warrior as one of the worst storylines.. WWF was made for us kids & we try to recapture that feeling as adults.. Oh Well, I’ll keep trying.. lol

Me as well. This was my favorite Hogan movie when I was young. I watched the shit out of it. Zane can say whatever he wants - this movie will always rock to 9 year old me.

Came searching for this comment the second I heard that wonderful tune. Zane you are doing god’s work 👌👌

Very underrated actor played a great asshole

Also as The Pointy Haired Boss on Dilbert.

He was pretty good as Damon Wayans rival on My Wife and Kids.

Chairman of the Board

@@OH_MY_DOGGG even in that he's the funniest thing in it. " *AAAAAAAHHHHHHH-* I'll call you later!"

Hey Aaron. Didn't know you liked WWW as well!

@@raycerx87 Oh absolutely I do. Also, nice to see you here.

I was thinking this the whole time. Damn that reveiw was like 8 or 9 years ago at this point. Wild

Except Brian doesn't abuse any of his co-workers or cover up rapes

Or the Batista vs Undertaker series from 2007

"This lamb sauce doesn't work for me brother!" - Chef Shep Ramsey

This is fooking RAW brother!

@12:09 Danhausen does the J.O.B.

Actually, Elisabeth Moss plays the little girl with the cat stuck in the tree.

@@jaski2346, ah, my mistake! Thank you.

And the son is Michael Faustino, the little brother of Bud Bundy.

Why am I married to Wendy Torrance?

Larry Miller is a national treasure.

The alt-right virus is spreading.

yep

Scary slow-mo!

Yup, it was actually a thing back in the 50's...Young kids would wear them.

@@Aevilbeast Why has that thing survived until the fucking 2000s in media? Why has that thing survived while aluminum Christmas trees died? This is an unjust world!

As well as Peggy from Mad Men.

Triple H's dad died? RIP

Released on Oct 4 1991, exactly eight years before Vince Russo was hired by WCW and 28 before Smackdown debuted on FOX. Dammit I knew it was all connected!😂

@@mgb4692 Well, Z-Man still has the following Cunt Hogan movies left to review: Mr. Nanny (featuring a ton of wrestler cameos, and the very first appearance of Ed Leslie as The Zodiac) Assault on Devil's Island (the film that got its 4.2 rating thanks to WCW tacking on the contract signing for Hogan/Sting at Starrcade 1997, and also stars Rocky and Predator star Carl Weathers, Karate Kid star Martin Kove, the late great Trevor Goddard a.k.a. Kano from the 1995 Mortal Kombat film, and late 90's Channel 5 UK legend Shannon Tweed Simmons a.k.a. "Sable if she had a personality") The Ultimate Weapon McCinsey's Island (which also stars The Big Show and Robert Vaughn of The Man from U.N.C.L.E. and Superman 3 fame) 3 Ninjas: High Noon on Mega Mountain Assault on Death Mountain (the 1999 sequel to Assault on Devil's Island, and also features the YEH-TAY!) When Zane does review Assault on Devil's Island, I hope the thumbnail is Hogan vs. Kano.

I actually liked Secret Of The Ooze the best because it did feel closer to the style of the 80s cartoons.

And also the two Addams Family movies.

@@RoyStantz Oh yeah I forgot about that. That was also a funny movie

And before all of this he was a Klingon.