Subway Five Dollar FootLong and the Bob and Weeve 

That subway song earned me a FREE footlong sandwich today!!! HAHA.. So i went into my local Subway and the employee said "what would you like??" I replied calmly "Five, Five, Five Dollar foot long, put the lettuce, and tomatuce, and dont forget the unyons" and she started laughing her brains out. She then made my Tuna sandwich and when it came time for me to pay, she said "its on the house" while laughing at what just happened. HAHA!!! Thanks for the song :)

put the lettuce.. & tomatoes ..don't forget thee onionnnss ..I'm cryinggg

Put the lettuce and the tomatoes...lmfao

I love the Subway song remix!! LOL

"Bitch dont touch my face..." I keep backing up to that one part!! LMAO

did subway steal qaadir's idea?!

Lol this video still cracks me up 😂😂!!

That was SOOOO funny!! The face you made after you pushed "the hand" away from your face was PRICELESS! HA! I had to replay that part three times!

YOU ARE SO CRAZY....."When you peed in the first sheet, you should have washed that one..."....I am over here crying!...and I love the Subway song...."dookie and hot collard greens"

i loveeeee you. I could be having the worst day, and I come to your channel and I forget about everything. You brighten my liffffeee MWAHHHHH!!!!

This shit is still funny 14yrs later 😂😂😂 a time!!

"y'all better call me. better call me." Ahahahahahaa! Love it!

LOL "Bitch don't touch my facceee"

I'm Deaddd 😂😂😂.. I Freaking Love Love Qaadir 😍😍

5 dollar foot loooooooong..LOL You crack me up, I would love to see you in a Subway Commercial!

A GLITCH IN THE MATRIX...LMAO!!

I LOVE the subway commercial! LOL at the bob and weeve....

Your little five dollar jingle has been all that I've sung for the past week! X

lmao @ new Subway song! Loving your fro!!

omg that was fckin hilarious. Thanks for putting a smile on my face!

LMAO! Qaadir, you just brightened up my entire mood. Thank you for the laugh.

LMFAO that was out of control funny. That subway song stuck in my head LOL

LMAO! that subway song! was frickin HILARIOUS!

still LMAO!! I'm sorry I had to watch that one more time before I go to school DEAD@ facial expressions when you switched it up at 3:20

lolo... "which one is it gon be" lolol.. I love you!

omg i love you made my week better thanks so much much love and blessings

OMGosh, HELP ME!!!! Hahahahahahahahahaa! "Six bags of pee pee sheets!"

Im in Chattanooga so you know I know about all the F-up weather lol love the song

damn u...now your song version is gonna be in my head all day! p.s. I will looking for u in future subway commercials :)

lmao omg. this was too funny! i got the song stuck in my head now.

How the hell did I just find yooooouuuu! I love you! You're insane... mean that in the best way possible :O)

I was singing this all day....5 dollar foot looonnnggg :)

HE IS CRAZY! I LOVE THE 5$ FOOT LONG SONG!! I HATE GETTING ON THE BUS AND THE PERSON WHO SMELLS DECIDES TO SIT NEXT TO ME..

u make me smile :) thnk u!

lol dnt touch my face.......LOL!! way tooo funny

u kno what...they BETTER call u cuz u really just made me want subways!

''mothafuckas raining all up in through your parade'' rofl

Pee Pee sheets??? On the bus??? OMG you have the craziest, funniest stories.

lmao! I LOVE YOU!!!!!! You're hilarious!!

5..5 dolla, 5 dolla foot long put the lettuce and tomatoes, dont forget my onions CLASSIC!

i love that subway song... it was ingenious.... subway should have marketed that; you could've been rich right now

that was extremely funny.....

you never fail to entertain hahaha

i love the subway commercial idea

"Don't forget the Oh-yoneeeesss!" LOL..you crazy! :)

chiillleee boo lmao too funny, likke really really funny!!!

i loved the subway $5 footlong song

im gonna start singng that whenever I go to subway now lol

LOL! I'm with you on this Georgia Weather!! I STAY SICK! I Hate Taking The Marta To School!!!!

aww man.. you had me rolling!!! ima have to subscribe sweety..lol keep doing youu!!!

Priceless absolutely Hilarious

John, why do you smell like diarrhea, explosive diarrhea,... hot collards and pig feet! lmao You are too funny!

love it...keep doing you :)

SERIOUS AS HELL AT 6:41 LMAO

haaaave mercy LOL too funny!

I love the 5 Dollar Song!!! Oh wow... good vid.

Yes, boy....Don't forget the onions LOL I hope they use that

o my goodness! everytime i watch it makes my damn. so F'n hilarious lmao!

My sweetie...you areout of control!!!! Luv u

“Ashanti maybe you know what’s going on “😂😂😂😂😂😂

LOL!! You are so silly. I used to ride the bus last year on my way to work or school and this lady used to have about 8 plastic bags of stuff with her every time she got on the bus, but they didn't smell like anything from what i recall. I think the lady was homeless and those were clothes in those bags. I guess I'm glad I didn't have the same bag encounter you had. lol

LMAOOOOOOOO aye that shit was hot!! i like yours betta! an dif i see you in the commercial I WILL DIE LAUGHING!!!!! ROFL

Pee Pee sheets??? OMG you have the craziest, funniest stories. on the bus.

LOL.........I agree with the others,you are the best thing on youtube!!!!

wow i like your version of the subway thingy

just cuz I'm smiling, don't mean I don't mean wtf I'm sayin...hahah!

i loved it qaadir..u da best!

LOL~ I SWEAR TO GOD YOU MADE MY DAY.

the oh-yonesssss. lls. youtube needs this entertainment.

lol you got my lil brother signing that song now! its cute tho'

Q is back bitches! what a speedy recovery.. and you'z a fool for that subway commercial lmao that was cute.. DEAD at the bob and weeve haha!

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 too FUNNY!!!

With a fro and a smile you are super cute chico!!

Stopppppppp!!! can't take it no more...lmao

you are too funny boo! :) It is hot and cold very often.... every other day... Oh BOOO I finally got the songs I loved on your album..... Model Your Walk Coming For You Over The Rainbow

Lmfao....iight thanx imma bob nd weeve now often

lmfao i'm gone get'chu for this stop the madness

I was singin dat in da mornin while i was gettn ready in da mirror five five dolla five dolla foot longg haa

You are hilarious!

Qaadir you crazy as hell, lololol

They truly should have put you in the Subway commercial! ;) Haha, I love your videos, when I'm upset now I hope you don't mind if I reference your phrase, "a glitch in the motherfucking Matrix!"

LMFAOOO!! You're amazing!

haha i love this

OMG!!! yes this weather in ATL is crazy...I have the flu now because it was 10 degrees last week and now its 65 ...Gurl im sooo mad!!

Hillarious !

lol u made me want subway

lol u are a riot. u just made my night

lol this was too funny...I had the same experience when I was in hs. Everyday this man would come on the bus, sit behind me and my friends and sing loudy...and of course the drivers let it go because they paid..I couldn't stand it. ugh

This guy is funny ass shit! Nice subway song! 5 dollar footloooong!

u r amazin'

lmao!!! "pee-pee sheets"

Niice one!! ... Theres a subway a block away from me house and im about to show them that lil rap you made =]. Ooh and rated 5/5 stars!! =)

us as african americans are very entertaining aye your hilarious

@futurestia ahh man dat wud be wonderful!!!! i wud love dat!!!

omfg...you r truly hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!

you better SPEAK on this Georgia weather!!!! it's bipolar!!!

too cute luv ya

haha you should try out for American Idol and let Simon have it

ugh!! I know u have a life and all but damn...i would love it if u did a video everyday!!! So funny!!!

Subway stole your idea...that sux! Lol great video=)