I stepped in Human fecal matter! 

Almost 7 years later and I still wonder why he was wearing shorts and flip flops in the middle of the winter. 😄

Girl I saw this nook, and I saw this cranny 😭😭

i'm still in TEARS more than 7 years later

This is my favorite RU-vid video of all times.. 😂😂 my kids and I have watched it so many times

I am not loitering, I am trying to survive! 😂👍

"Tekk meh.... tekk meh... Ovah" 😂😂

She knows how to tell a story..I'm dying

Lmmfao. Why in the world were u dressed for summer in the winter. I laughed so hard i cried. Lord u are funny!!!!

Take me OVA!! To ANOTHER PLACE!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 my favorite part

I have been searching for you since I saw this video yearssss agoo , You made me laugh so hard , I never forgot you. I lost my account and just found you again. I had to start w this video again,. Thank you for being real , for being you.

I think I must’ve watched this video about 200 times in the last 11 years... 2020 and I am back coz girl this is legendary 🤣🤣🤣 You are the best!

Qaadir nooooo!!! You have to stop, Im in tears over here lmao!!

OMG! This is one of the funniest video! 😂😂😂😂😂😂. You need to write a book about all your stories!

You're one of the few RU-vidrs who can hold my attention for more than 6 minutes. So detailed...made me feel like I was there. Damn, that sux.

10 years later and I still die 😂😂

"I don't even wanna know what turns you on" 😂😂😂😂

"Now I Smell Like Shit" 😂😭

When he went to drink the juice LMAO

This was made in 2008 and I am dying laughing in 2016!

omg I laughed so hard at the title just before I even clicked on the video then I watched and I laughed some more lol hahahahah

I have never laughed so hard 😂😂😂😂😂

Man I am weakkkkkkk EVERYTIME I stop by and and watch this again and again… NEVER gets old.

"This Nook and or Cranny" I just look at this video after a really really bad day and I STILL cry laughing. "He went in the crack before me!!!!" @ 3:52. Classic! thanks for keeping online.

Lmfaoooooooooooooooo I can't even finish the rest of this video 😭

omg this vid will never stop bein funny!! tom bout the nook was a little warmer than normal 😂😂😂

Watching again in 2017 😭😭😭😭

I am dead😂😂😂

still my all time favorite story time !

Why was he wearing flip flops and such in the winter though!!?

I AM HOLLERIN 💀💀 dig my mf grave and bury me. I am dead.

The FUNK was so pungent... hahaha

I have to pause this and come back. My stomach is hurting too much. Lmaooo

you didn't look for a twig or something to scrape it off? did you check your toes for splatter?

I'm glad to see new ppl are finding you.. this from a person who has been watching you since early youtube/ MySpace days .much love

This is one of my all time fave RU-vid videos. 5 years l8tr and I'm still dying laughing. I know all the words and I be saying em right along with u lol! Ly q

The OG story time channel !!!

This is probably my favorite vid of yours. I have watched like 20 vids and I just found out about you yesterday. You are amazing! I love you, keep doin you!

Bless you I hope you never have to deal with that again and i love your videos as well the one that got me to see your other vids was the McDonald's video i DIED laughing :) NEW SUB HERE.

"i felt like my eyebrows was just---" LOL

2020! The God of Story Time! You taught the kids!

lmfao. i subscribed and have spent a good two hours procrastinating and watching your videos. love it!

This video was made to watch at .5 speed

2023 and I’m still cackling

I searched so hard to find your channel and this video because I used to watch you so long ago haha I'm so glad I found your channel!!!!!!

hahaha EVEN THE FIRST SECOND is hilarious with what looks like qaadir blowing an eyelash or something lol LOVE YOUU

Oh hell no!!! That is NOT ok. You are absolutely the funniest. Keep the stories coming...

this is def my top 3 storytime from him, prob #1!!!

LMFAO! You should have your own HBO special or something. Funny as hell!

oh that was too funny I had to pause it because my tummy hurt so bad from laughing. Thank you!

i love you!!! all i can say is thank you for making me laugh seriously i can not stop laughin!!

thats the first video ive seen of you! and i love it! :D

I just lmao this was too hilarious. Q, it's ridamndiculous how I am over here in stitches...new fan keep doing u love.

Omg yo I'm dead! The way you explain what happened just has me in tears 😂😂😂😂

funniest vid i've seen in awhile! u so crazy!!!

I couldnt breathe! Thats how hard I was laughing! You are soooo funny! You made my day.

"honey that shit was so PUNGENT " hilarious you are very clever I love it.

lmao, Damn God, I thought u had my bacc.lol love it

Sometimes, I put on your videos in the background because I just love listening to your voice... XD Hahaha

lmaoooooooooooooooooooo im cryin laffinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn "if i need my kitchen reshaped" omgggggggggg 5:54 is so funny omg

ur accent is strong in this video! U had me laughing so hard i had to pause the video to catch my breath!

you r so animated and funny as hell

I know what u mean, its like a snow globe all of the cold air stays traped, I stay home when its cold, love the vid u had me cracken up : )

Ten years later im still coming back to this. Hilarious! 😂😂😂

"Tek Me, Umk Tek Me Ova" Hahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa

omg great story. You had me crackin up with your facial expressions.

I have seen this video so many times but EVERYTIME I look at it I crack up!!! It is so hilarious!!!

"ddd dd do u kno wen nis do wen nis is bus comin" HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA

This is my favorite story I'm sorry that happened to you but the way you told this story had me on the floor haha🤣🤣🤣

now thats funny!!!!! U got me laughin so hard Im cryin keep it up

OMG!!!! I love the videos. U are hilarious as hell!!! U remind me of my crazy ass best friend.

lmao best video ive seen in a while, couldnt stop laughing I had to hold my stomach xD

Your videos always make me smile... I know where to go if I ever need to. C; LOVE YOU.

LMAO! OMFG! R u kidding me!? Homeless or not this man actually took a boo-boo outside!? And you Q, mistakingly stepped in it. Being cold ain't no joke. Woulda had to fight me to move...lol. Keep on doing what it do. Ur real and the truth, I enjoy watching you.

you are so hilarious! i subscribed to your channel after my boyfriend's sister sent me your roach video on facebook...lol...i like your videos because you stay true to yourself. :D

LMAO I only just watched this now and you bought tears of laughter to my eyes! Ure too funny! x

and the GUURRLL! section was funny also her vocab is ballin'

I'm crying omg it was too funny

OMG!!!! I KNOW!!! That part made me choke for like 3 mins. And then i went back and watched it again!!!! LOL

Hilarious! Posted on my birthday :D

Quadiir, I LOVE UR CARRIBEAN ACCENT... LMAO.. "Lord, Take me, I say Take me, to another place!"

ROTFLMAO....... Nook and this cranny....You are the best Qaadir!!!!!

This is still my favorite video 😂

Lol When You Broke Out In Jamaican Accent, I Was CTFU!!!!

this is my favorite vid X) made me laught like crazy!

1st of all...i luv u & 2nd of all this made me laugh like no other :)

"i saw this nook and this crany"...."I had the right of way"......u toooo crazy....luv u boo..

okay this has to be one of the funniest vids

LMFAO I would've thought you were a crackhead talking like that! XD

LMBAO@the way you say "doo-doo"!! XD

LMFAAAAOOO THE BUS DRIVER PART!!!!!!

you're right i think the reason why u felt colder downtown was because of Pascal's Law, when fluids are confined, the fluid will send out the same pressure in all direction. hahahahahaha you're so funny and u tell great stories

"damn God i thought you had my back" LMFAO.......this made my night for real

omgg this man dun went into this damn cranny and did a damn number two classic too funny

LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO!!! You had me hollering and crying laughing!!!

Wow you had my stomach hurting...I couldnt stop laughing!

you are so funny i love it!!

This was by far THE FUNNIEST video I have ever seen since I've been on youtube. I needed this laugh girl, it made my night. -*Amber

i went to atlanta for the first time this month and saw the marta bus stops and it so made me think o you!lol

oh my god!! ic ould barely breath i was laughing so hard!!!!i cant even name all the stuff i laughed at!!!

Watching in 2017❤