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Stephen leverages his close friendship with rapper Nicki Minaj to get to the meat of this week's most explosive news story. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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@Opus313
@Opus313 3 года назад
A press conference about balls is the last thing that gentleman thought he would be doing this week!
@aohige
@aohige 3 года назад
or in his entire career as a minister lol
@victoriaofthevictoriavicto7270
@victoriaofthevictoriavicto7270 3 года назад
Lol
@MartinaMcDonagh
@MartinaMcDonagh 3 года назад
Hysterical, This story is going to run and run !! (-: (-: If the cousin or cousin's friend zooms in for an interview, it will be the television event of the year !! LOL..
@themexis
@themexis 3 года назад
The Caribbean is not a real place.
@rushfan1970
@rushfan1970 3 года назад
Agreed! *(I have to say, I love Bloom County & seeing an Opus made me smile, which I really needed! He's still one of my faves from those days, I have a stuffed Opus with a shower cap on who has amused us for years💖)👏🏼✌🏼
@Artista_Frustrado
@Artista_Frustrado 3 года назад
i think we found the best reason to wear a mask: hiding that you're about to burst out laughing over Nicki's Cousin's friend's Testicles in an official Government press release
@juliemissick4206
@juliemissick4206 3 года назад
He was stifling a laugh which had me crying from laughing!
@josannetrotman5263
@josannetrotman5263 3 года назад
Yup. So true 😄
@jamesm6413
@jamesm6413 3 года назад
Notice the same thing.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
@glenchapman3899
@glenchapman3899 3 года назад
And props to them for actually 'investigating' and reporting publicly.
@sadiemakesmesmile
@sadiemakesmesmile 3 года назад
@@glenchapman3899 obviously it was an official line told to them by the pharma company. no investigation was done.
@GusCraft460
@GusCraft460 3 года назад
“Knees, also known as the devil’s elbows” killed me.
@shermanculbertson6244
@shermanculbertson6244 3 года назад
Stephen, I suffer from depression and Autism and you are one of the few people who can make me laugh. From one South Carolinian to another, thank you.
@Lethgar_Smith
@Lethgar_Smith 3 года назад
This particular monologue was really good! Crackling! Sizzling hot!
@jamshedirani9187
@jamshedirani9187 3 года назад
Hey man, just wanted to say take care and hope you're able to find happiness
@sunnydaysatl
@sunnydaysatl 3 года назад
I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger… And then it hit me. Hope that a least made u smile…take care.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 3 года назад
Aww, honey. I wish you all the best.
@EddieGaster
@EddieGaster 3 года назад
I also suffer from Autism and depression.
@Roseclan24
@Roseclan24 3 года назад
Colbert has been on fire this week. I think this has been his best stretch in a long time, maybe ever
@fredherfst8148
@fredherfst8148 3 года назад
Yep…not wasting any words..just going for the jugular..
@HH-mw4sq
@HH-mw4sq 3 года назад
The jokes just keep on writing themselves. No comedian could make up what Nikki Minaj tweeted. Real life nowadays is stranger than fiction. No way Stephen or his writers could pass on this. I would love to have been in the writer's room when they heard about those massive testicles down in Trinidad.
@vjshoegal4027
@vjshoegal4027 3 года назад
Thought the same... relentless and brilliant! 🥳🤣👏
@cthoolhoo1441
@cthoolhoo1441 3 года назад
He's on fire because our dumb-as-hell human race keeps handing him matches and kerosene.
@maikutsukino4743
@maikutsukino4743 3 года назад
Tinidad's Health Minister almost couldn't stop himself from laughing! Watching him struggle with it just gave me my best laugh in weeks!
@Robbie_S
@Robbie_S 3 года назад
Trinidad Health Minister was savage. I'm glad there are some good Men out there who have amazing sense of humor and class
@debbiemarquis3231
@debbiemarquis3231 3 года назад
She should stop calling Trinidad name in her shit...we have enough problems as it is..😡
@maddii34u
@maddii34u 3 года назад
She should reimburse the Trinidad government for spreading false claims. Consequences for your words and actions should mean something.
@anisa_mazaki23
@anisa_mazaki23 3 года назад
No not really. That's just how most Trinis talk anyway. I would know, cuz I'm a Trini and I live in Trinidad and Tobago. But that said - Terrance Deyalsingh is kinda an idiot, even though he's our "Health Minister."
@kestonkende
@kestonkende 3 года назад
Yeah, I'm from Trinidad and he's been working really hard to get people vaccinated but vaccine hesitancy is a huge issue here.
@debbiemarquis3231
@debbiemarquis3231 3 года назад
@@anisa_mazaki23 an you have to be a bigger ass than Terrence to call him that....but then..your leader woulda make everyone stand in d sun an drink Puncheon..and she would have been allyuh hero..
@gbail9566
@gbail9566 3 года назад
The health minister is clearly trying unsuccessfully not to laugh.
@coucamaya
@coucamaya 3 года назад
Oh my friend . You really need to watch our health update. They have fun with them. The prime Minister told the nation when he announced the reopening "please.... doh jackass d ting". Lol
@aylbdrmadison1051
@aylbdrmadison1051 3 года назад
What if Nicki is actually telling the truth about swollen vaccine balls.. Imagine being worried about a 1 in 5.33 billion chance of getting vaccine balls. You have a greater chance of falling out of an airplane without a parachute and surviving. But she's not. She is just another super rich person who doesn't like paying their fair share of taxes.
@coucamaya
@coucamaya 3 года назад
@@aylbdrmadison1051 wellll I'm from Trinidad and Tobago. Trust me. If that was a real thing, it would have come out a long time ago. Her cousin also told her that you get fired down here if you don't get the jab, which is not true, we're like everywhere else, life is easier if you get it, but there is no mandate. The simpler explanation is that her cousin if just selling her lies so that she can send money to him so that he can not have to work, and now the story got away from him. Which would also explain why he didn't wanna go on IG live with her to back his story. He claimed that it's hard to get on IG here........ in Trinidad...... where everyone is on IG 🤣🤣🤣 It's most likely just a con gone wayyyyy to far.
@transitionwithtrini1928
@transitionwithtrini1928 3 года назад
@@coucamaya 😂😂😂😂Trini to the bone...untill dont jackass the thing end up a slang😂😂
@barbaradavis393
@barbaradavis393 3 года назад
Bet he was glad to have a mask to hide behind.
@Bubbles00
@Bubbles00 3 года назад
I like how this Trinidad minister of health is so amused and annoyed by this story and having to follow it up
@GrandmaCathy
@GrandmaCathy 3 года назад
100%
@paavobergmann4920
@paavobergmann4920 3 года назад
This guy´s delivery is gold
@catmom1322
@catmom1322 3 года назад
We need a guy like this minister who puts it on the line!
@lightel652
@lightel652 3 года назад
Crazy how he found this out so fast, and funny how people believed him.
@jonbravo9278
@jonbravo9278 3 года назад
59 Testicular Swelling Cases - From Vaccine Adverse Event Reporting System - Managed By CDC
@terilw
@terilw 3 года назад
It’s like George Takei said: “Newsome beat him so badly, it could’ve been Elder abuse.”
@grmpEqweer
@grmpEqweer 3 года назад
🤣 George is a national treasure.
@vincentavangogh3636
@vincentavangogh3636 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣 Amen!
@TheRiskyBrothers
@TheRiskyBrothers 3 года назад
@@vincentavangogh3636 *Oh my
@catspiracytheorist2138
@catspiracytheorist2138 3 года назад
Very woketarded of u sir
@muckymucks
@muckymucks 3 года назад
@@catspiracytheorist2138 As long as you’re angry the world is right.
@willvgo2950
@willvgo2950 3 года назад
It took decades, but Dan Quayle got to be "the smart one" in the conversation.
@gutspipola8886
@gutspipola8886 3 года назад
Second dumbest Vice President of all time…..
@Vreejack
@Vreejack 3 года назад
I'm willing to forget all about that "potatoe" incident.
@truepeacenik
@truepeacenik 3 года назад
Bizarro world, eh?
@finneylane4235
@finneylane4235 3 года назад
"The feather"
@aylbdrmadison1051
@aylbdrmadison1051 3 года назад
What if Nicki is actually telling the truth about swollen vaccine balls.. Imagine being worried about a 1 in 5.33 billion chance of getting vaccine balls. You have a greater chance of falling out of an airplane without a parachute and surviving. But she's not. She is just another super rich person who doesn't like paying their fair share of taxes.
@n.a5917
@n.a5917 3 года назад
This is one of the best Stephen Colbert’s monologue, very funny especially when Tucker discussing the size of his balls 😂😂
@ayahslife8773
@ayahslife8773 3 года назад
I just lost my husband to cancer on Tuesday and this is the first LOL I’ve had since 🤣 All hail the swollen balls saga!
@Zaluskowsky
@Zaluskowsky 3 года назад
Am sorry for your loss! Hail Balls Saga!
@laurie6123
@laurie6123 3 года назад
I'm am so sorry for your loss. I hope you can find other light spots in your days to come as you transition thru this difficult time. Bless you and yours.
@joannew-schmidhammer9325
@joannew-schmidhammer9325 3 года назад
Condolences to you
@2244ntho66
@2244ntho66 3 года назад
I send hugs, love, compassion and Stephen Colbert & his writing team to lift your spirits. Take it easy on yourself, and laugh when it feels good. Sending love and support your way....my condolences.
@lightel652
@lightel652 3 года назад
Surprised they didn't tell you, you're husband died from covid-19.
@legen_dary42
@legen_dary42 3 года назад
Absolutely one of the best segments I've ever seen. I laughed my balls off
@ivannovalery6504
@ivannovalery6504 3 года назад
Imagine being that one guy in Trinidad who lied to his wife not having std become internationally famous because if it.
@djg5950
@djg5950 3 года назад
She called off the wedding. She figured out the real reason his balls were swollen. It wasn't the vaccine after all.
@escutus
@escutus 3 года назад
Sounds like he was using steroids. Lol
@keksi6844
@keksi6844 3 года назад
Or whole story is psyop to make people who question vaccine look like 'dots.
@ArcaneStar1
@ArcaneStar1 3 года назад
I cant believe people really think Nicki was being serious.
@joanbowden3448
@joanbowden3448 3 года назад
@@escutus no, steroids make them turn into raisins! Lol
@sonorasgirl
@sonorasgirl 3 года назад
The exhaustion and humor of the Trinidad minister’s delivery has my UNDYING respect 😂
@Kris-qy7hh
@Kris-qy7hh 3 года назад
I actually live in Trinidad. His name is Terrance Deyalsingh and trust me, he has done and said WAYYYYY funnier things than this 🤣
@shelleyalleyne5037
@shelleyalleyne5037 3 года назад
@@Kris-qy7hh Yup. He is probably 'shedding a tear' right now.
@sonorasgirl
@sonorasgirl 3 года назад
😂😂😂 I’m gonna have to look him up now, cause it sounds like this is the tip of the humor iceberg
@-.Ren_Ren.-
@-.Ren_Ren.- 3 года назад
@@Kris-qy7hh can confirm🇹🇹😭
@lucycan6363
@lucycan6363 3 года назад
The calypsoes next year will be balling! I know they're writing the lyrics right now. The extempos should be great, lol
@nicorobin5978
@nicorobin5978 3 года назад
"Gavin Newsom's lead in California is swelling faster than Nicki Minaj's cousin's friends' testicles." -David Pakman -9/14/2021
@jessetorres8738
@jessetorres8738 3 года назад
Ha, good 1.
@maevematthee4312
@maevematthee4312 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@nugboy420
@nugboy420 3 года назад
Lol I gotta find that
@sisenor4091
@sisenor4091 3 года назад
Did he say that?
@grmpEqweer
@grmpEqweer 3 года назад
I hope he delivered it with a totally straight face.
@jamesgoines7663
@jamesgoines7663 3 года назад
Stephen and his writers were off the chain for tonight's monologue! Great job team!
@808beat3
@808beat3 3 года назад
More like a joke back at them for trying to cover up something about that vaccine being bad for your health..
@judyannstreich7499
@judyannstreich7499 3 года назад
I think that Newsome's win over the recall effort is to be celebrated but I think surviving & getting out of his marriage to Kimberly Guilfoyle is an even better "win" !!
@ccdogpark
@ccdogpark 3 года назад
I didn't know anything about that. I can't imagine anyone normal being married to KG.
@jstnxprsn
@jstnxprsn 3 года назад
This is one of the funniest monologues Stephen has ever done. It's like he took last night's incredibly funny "ball joke" that put us on the floor laughing and made an entire monologue out of it. Simply brilliant. We are not worthy.
@annmariebymorning
@annmariebymorning 3 года назад
He’s been on point since he’s had a live audience again ..has me rollin nightly
@Panama_Red
@Panama_Red 3 года назад
He really took those balls and ran with them.
@ssankm508
@ssankm508 3 года назад
Wow someone defo paid you to write that garbage
@mariyamwaniki
@mariyamwaniki 3 года назад
He's hot tonight
@jonnygillan
@jonnygillan 3 года назад
All the late night shows had the same shoulder vs balls joke
@jprsfragoso
@jprsfragoso 3 года назад
You know the world is f**ed, when doctors have to spend an afternoon investigating balls, because Nicki Minaj said her cousins friend ones swollen...
@aylbdrmadison1051
@aylbdrmadison1051 3 года назад
What if Nicki is actually telling the truth about swollen vaccine balls.. Imagine being worried about a 1 in 5.33 billion chance of getting vaccine balls. You have a greater chance of falling out of an airplane without a parachute and surviving. But she's not. She is just another super rich person who doesn't like paying their fair share of taxes.
@jojomang3016
@jojomang3016 3 года назад
@@aylbdrmadison1051 Like AOC
@uberneanderthal
@uberneanderthal 3 года назад
@@aylbdrmadison1051 1 in 5 billion chance...and there's only 3.4 billion men on the planet. guess that dude really got unlucky, huh? lol you people will believe anything
@jessehopson291
@jessehopson291 3 года назад
@@aylbdrmadison1051 if you look it up there have been 766 cases of testicular pain and swelling from the vaccine, 171 cases of erectile dysfunction, 1,757 miscarriages, 9,732 menstrual disorders, and 3,334 cases of vaginal/uterine hemorrhage. You should try to be more informed before calling people liars.
@ammaleslie509
@ammaleslie509 3 года назад
@@jessehopson291 Look it up where? On VAERS? There no proof that ANY side effects listed there happened because of the vaccine just because people SAID they THOUGHT they were caused by the vaccine. Nikki Minaj's cousin's friend could report swollen balls on VAERS as a vaccine side effect, but we still wouldn't know whether the vaccine caused it.
@brownechr
@brownechr 3 года назад
Dear Mr Colbert I am writing in connection with your ongoing references to enlarged testes. This is the kind of juvenile behaviour that makes us love you even more than we already did. Yours, Just about everyone
@DavidBagga
@DavidBagga 3 года назад
We said yes to diversity “Nothing says diversity like a rich white guy named Gavin.” Lmao 😂😂
@GrootsieTheDog
@GrootsieTheDog 3 года назад
Quit calling it a controversy. It’s too kind. Muhammad Ali was controversial. Malcom X was controversial. They challenged the ignorance of the day. They opened up peoples minds. She didn’t say something controversial. She spread misinformation. What she said was idiocy.
@redspiralray2880
@redspiralray2880 3 года назад
#CompleteDumbass
@hudsonholley5075
@hudsonholley5075 3 года назад
This is why you’re watching Stephen Colbert, people like you don’t educate yourselves and just follow everyone else.
@ianb9028
@ianb9028 3 года назад
@@hudsonholley5075 The point is we do educate ourselves as opposed to anti-vax tribes who only ever research the material that supports their predetermined conclusions.
@telectronix1368
@telectronix1368 3 года назад
@@hudsonholley5075 😂 Yes only you, oh wise one, can see the truth about balls swelling from the vaccine.
@sugarqbs
@sugarqbs 3 года назад
damn that puts things into perspective, muhammad ali seems like such a cool figure…
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 3 года назад
He's not calling Nicki a liar.. just her cousin.
@geraltrivia6148
@geraltrivia6148 3 года назад
Not even calling the cousin a liar; just making fun of the absurdity of the claim, regardless of source. Personally, I think the dude got an STD from cheating, because why would his girl call off the wedding over a side effect?
@Beginstheman
@Beginstheman 3 года назад
By tweeting a lie, that makes Nicki as much a liar as whoever is at the source of that bit of BS. Can't afford to mess around, especially not with 180 million followers. Twitter should take direct action against her like a warning or a suspension depending of how many times she violated Twitter's policy of use.
@waterfrodo4304
@waterfrodo4304 3 года назад
No even her cousin. Just her cousin's friend's balls. The pretended to swell just to make Nicki mention them in a tweet.
@wearenottogetheranymore2658
@wearenottogetheranymore2658 3 года назад
@@geraltrivia6148 yea he def had a STD
@charlie-obrien
@charlie-obrien 3 года назад
I don't want to dispel anyone's illusions, but the cousin's friend doesn't exist. Accomplished liars always set up an untraceable source....just like the Swampapottomus' "people are saying". PS: why listen to NM who can't even sing her own songs? (it's auto tune)
@jmboyd65
@jmboyd65 3 года назад
"But you know what they say, 'You win some, you NEWSOM'." THE JOKE WAS LAYING RIGHT THERE, WRITERS!!!!
@edithputhy4948
@edithputhy4948 3 года назад
Swalwell already made that one
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 3 года назад
And here I thought Pencey would faint at the thought of a bare ankle.. Had no idea he was such a free spirit as to consider full calf exposure.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 3 года назад
I'm sure his wife doesn't know about that.
@eco2geek.
@eco2geek. 3 года назад
That was only in his former career, when he was a cattle rancher.
@telectronix1368
@telectronix1368 3 года назад
After 4 years (plus campaign time) of having to be around failure trump his usual "shocked" reaction has been over used. Like when a burn scars over or you end up with tinnitus after too many loud gigs.
@davidleerothschildFTW
@davidleerothschildFTW 3 года назад
I can't wait until they round up and send all those drumpfers to concentration camps. Hopefully I'll get to post up a guard tower.
@lillyanderson3623
@lillyanderson3623 3 года назад
@@couragekarnga8735 "mother"
@mcintyreshayne
@mcintyreshayne 3 года назад
Those were the best jokes I’ve heard in a while. Your writers rock! And you sir, delivered them superbly.
@ejbuehler4397
@ejbuehler4397 3 года назад
I love how "Ms. Manaj" thinks anyone actually takes her seriously.
@YOUREADY09
@YOUREADY09 3 года назад
Social media is King and people will believe anything celebrities say. Because of her comments about the vaccine and the fact that she has 60 million followers on Instagram. She was invited to The White House to talk to the country’s top doctors about the vaccine.
@FrancistheBrave
@FrancistheBrave 3 года назад
That's what I said who actually takes them serious.
@jmc597
@jmc597 3 года назад
It appears FOX News does.
@ejbuehler4397
@ejbuehler4397 3 года назад
@@jmc597 hahahahahaha
@Du-Masses
@Du-Masses 3 года назад
@@YOUREADY09 she was not invited to the White House. They offered a doctor for a phone call.
@marilynwatkins-ramdin2194
@marilynwatkins-ramdin2194 3 года назад
Dying from laughing in 🇧🇧 right next door to 🇹🇹 no swollen testicles here either 🤣🤣
@MrKolozal
@MrKolozal 3 года назад
8:49 halfway through him speaking I couldn't stop laughing, just imagine how surreal that situation must feel
@Muhdah1972
@Muhdah1972 3 года назад
I like how he burns Tuckums at the end 💪🔥😂
@chartreusemaiden604
@chartreusemaiden604 3 года назад
I was just wondering why her and her cousin's friend didn't think of literally anything else. My first thought would have been an allergic reaction, or testicular cancer. But nope, she just jumped for the vaccines.
@awake3607
@awake3607 3 года назад
Or an STI, or injury. If Fiancee left...it was likely an STI.
@gayahithwen
@gayahithwen 3 года назад
Yeah, seriously. There are so many other potential explanations for those symptoms, so many other causes for that effect, the fact that her cousin's friend was speculating that the vaccine was the "real" reason is just hilarious.
@Gymnopediea
@Gymnopediea 3 года назад
@@gayahithwen I'm more embarrassed that Nicki just requotes things she hasn't verified. Doesn't she have staff?
@gayahithwen
@gayahithwen 3 года назад
@@Gymnopediea Different people have different social media styles. She's an artist, not a politician. I'm not surprised that she doesn't have a full-time fact-checker on hand. But I did hope that she took her role as public figure seriously enough to think about the potential ramifications of spreading that kind of rumor during a global pandemic.
@Gymnopediea
@Gymnopediea 3 года назад
@@gayahithwen Kar-bear. I get it. But in my first year of med school my bestie and I would jokingly say "what would Nicki do?". So this hits a little too close to home to take it lightly. :P
@Beatlesfanish
@Beatlesfanish 3 года назад
Damn, Stephen is going for the 3rd degree while roasting Tucker and I love it.
@candielandssweetadventures
@candielandssweetadventures 3 года назад
With all this publicity it's the absolute first time I'd like to be referred to as someone's random cousin's friend. 😂
@DavidJ222
@DavidJ222 3 года назад
Trump: "Look Pence, I'm not going to be your friend anymore if you don't violate the Constitution and overturn the election for me. I'm also going to drop to the floor bawling and spinning like a top if you don't." 🤣
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 3 года назад
Haha I can see Trump actually doing that.
@ianb9028
@ianb9028 3 года назад
It is a shame he didn't hold his breath until he turned blue
@michaeljohnangel6359
@michaeljohnangel6359 3 года назад
Trump is such a baby. He's a disgrace to adulthood.
@josannetrotman5263
@josannetrotman5263 3 года назад
In the words of Biden "Have at it"
@rhetoricalquestion6009
@rhetoricalquestion6009 3 года назад
@@ianb9028 _"It is a shame he didn't hold his breath until he turned blue "_ Maybe he did, but you can't see it under all that orange.
@blindsightedkill
@blindsightedkill 3 года назад
Can we all take a second to appreciate how Nicki Minaj caused international review, scientists looking at disease mutation, and Tucker Carlson (of all people) admitting he made a mistake. All by talking about a name-less guys testicles
@blindsightedkill
@blindsightedkill 3 года назад
It's probably just a plot to get protesters to chant "I'd Rather Have Swollen Balls Than Death. Take The Vaccine!"
@mateofantasma
@mateofantasma 3 года назад
Jean Baptiste's reactions made the jokes even better. Great episode, so funny
@redglasses33
@redglasses33 3 года назад
Omg I can't believe we ( as in Trinidad) made it on Colbert. lmao i fkn love this. Stephen Colbert you're my favourite! And I would die if Tucker came to Port of Spain lol
@Vhs-fuq
@Vhs-fuq 3 года назад
Just hearing Trinidad’s talking about swollen balls was worth it.
@waryaawariiri1812
@waryaawariiri1812 3 года назад
Americans have heard more about Trinidad in the past three days than in the last two centuries. I however feel for Trinidad's cousin, poor old Tobago.
@mangodragonfruit6862
@mangodragonfruit6862 3 года назад
@@waryaawariiri1812 Tobago is our sister actually
@noneofyourbusiness6309
@noneofyourbusiness6309 3 года назад
Trinidadian's.....right now they are looking for the swollen balls man....even the minister of health had a press conference about these balls...
@Atomicwhisperer
@Atomicwhisperer 3 года назад
@@waryaawariiri1812 also we're the reason the US didnt qualify for the last world cup
@tringuyen7519
@tringuyen7519 3 года назад
Ok for all of the jokes, but for the Trinidad official to thoroughly investigate all vaccinated men for the suspected swollen testicles took courage and commitment(aka cajones).
@Godric_71
@Godric_71 3 года назад
"Darling Niki" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 If you're too young to know what that means, listen to the Prince album Purple Rain.
@Oonagh72
@Oonagh72 3 года назад
Dan Quayle may have saved American democracy. A sentence I did know could even be formed.
@donsurlylyte
@donsurlylyte 3 года назад
@@davidflynn6790 he aint wrong.
@kevyak
@kevyak 3 года назад
Just don’t ask him to spell democracy
@telectronix1368
@telectronix1368 3 года назад
'Dan Quayle was less unhinged than the failed trump 'administration' '
@waterfrodo4304
@waterfrodo4304 3 года назад
Imagine some dude from a place you used to work at calling you at 4am and asking if there's a way he can rinse his junk in a drinking fountain, and 9 months later Stephen Colbert says you may have saved countless lives.
@idi01s
@idi01s 3 года назад
This episode was truly tremendous. Kudos to Colbert and his writers
@sallyk7363
@sallyk7363 3 года назад
Thank you Stephen for making life these days so much more bearable. You make me laugh so hard I forget about everything but you're funny, funny jokes. You bring so much joy and laughter to so many people. Bless you, Steven.
@ella17734
@ella17734 3 года назад
I really want Nikki to get the vaccine and come on the show again too. Watching her make Stephen blush and stammer was the best. # Queen Nikki Colbert 😉
@Bradlee297
@Bradlee297 3 года назад
She said she'll get it to go on tour
@badbiker666
@badbiker666 3 года назад
This is probably the filthiest show Stephen has ever done. And, in my personal opinion, it's also the ballsiest his show has ever been as well.
@typacsk
@typacsk 3 года назад
All it was missing was a "Munchma Quchi" reference.
@CJMGalaxy
@CJMGalaxy 3 года назад
@@typacsk One of the greatest moments in television history tbh. A decade later I think about Munchma Quchi often.
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 3 года назад
"Paints a picture, doesn't it?" One that uses a LOT of red...
@mj1henry1
@mj1henry1 3 года назад
Best monologue in a while. Enjoyed this!
@patsylvest
@patsylvest 3 года назад
Was thinking the same thing. Laughed all the way through it.
@povsepian
@povsepian 3 года назад
100% laughed so hard I started hiccuping 🤣🤣🤣
@robertaldaron4870
@robertaldaron4870 3 года назад
STEPHEN!!!! PLEASE KEEP KILLING US WITH LAUGHTER!!!!!! It's so much better than the alternatives these days.....🤣🤣🤣
@ACrazyWorldwithJ
@ACrazyWorldwithJ 3 года назад
Yes Stephan I've been watching you and John Stewart for more than 10 years in Trinidad lol. We love you down here. Come anytime
@adoxartist1258
@adoxartist1258 3 года назад
I expected him to say "Ya win some, ya Newsom!"
@paulinechapman5669
@paulinechapman5669 3 года назад
Luv you🇨🇦
@RealCyclops
@RealCyclops 3 года назад
This was one of the best monologues in quite some time... I was laughing HARD throughout most of it.
@danrion8839
@danrion8839 3 года назад
Dr Tucker Carlson is going to inspect Trinidadian Balls on his show.
@gandalfnamirreh379
@gandalfnamirreh379 3 года назад
Heh heh heh heh Cheers
@kyliemedina3061
@kyliemedina3061 3 года назад
I have a legitimate reason to watch his sad show now.
@charlie-obrien
@charlie-obrien 3 года назад
Yeah, it's a change up from his normal routine in truck stop bathrooms.
@creativemadness6758
@creativemadness6758 3 года назад
Carlson can’t hold a candle to Colbert. It could be a battle of brains and wit if only Carlson had any. Zero. Zip. Nada. Big goose egg.
@gandalfnamirreh379
@gandalfnamirreh379 3 года назад
@@creativemadness6758 Tucker would be _ucked matching wits with the Cookie Monster, on the puppeteers day off
@kab2599
@kab2599 3 года назад
Tucker doesn’t know if his show is broadcasted in T&T…he’s SO good at research! 🤦🏻‍♀️
@alex35agm
@alex35agm 3 года назад
Stephen's characterization of Tucker is perfect.
@daniellamcgee4251
@daniellamcgee4251 3 года назад
@@alex35agm It's an insult to all dicks!
@nigivlog3775
@nigivlog3775 3 года назад
It is btw
@Xektt
@Xektt 3 года назад
Bill O' Rilley: "I sure am glad Tucker is now the one who...gets to cover those balls"
@laalaa99stl
@laalaa99stl 3 года назад
Overheard: The vote was so lopsided, it's basically Elder abuse. -George Takei on Twitter
@jessetorres8738
@jessetorres8738 3 года назад
Very funny.
@telectronix1368
@telectronix1368 3 года назад
Oh, my.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 3 года назад
Haha awesome!
@IndepenisDay
@IndepenisDay 3 года назад
Its hilarious how newsome is destroying California and nobody cares. Doing all you can not to let a black man run the state
@telectronix1368
@telectronix1368 3 года назад
@@IndepenisDay 😂
@monicaaiken9746
@monicaaiken9746 3 года назад
“I’m glad to see Fox news is coming to terms with some of its dangerous misstatements.” 😂
@sidratstudios
@sidratstudios 3 года назад
#facepalm
@schiz0phren1c
@schiz0phren1c 3 года назад
That's a load of balls! I loved Stephen's little Prince homage there as well with him saying "Nikki, Nikki, *Darling Nikki* ...excellent stuff!
@ofsinope
@ofsinope 3 года назад
Low key best part of this is when Jon goes "Voodoo Child."
@milascave2
@milascave2 3 года назад
of: Why? I don't get it/
@margaritaalvarez3766
@margaritaalvarez3766 3 года назад
“Oh to be a fly…on their head” 🤣🤣
@Tim21189
@Tim21189 3 года назад
That was the most concerned I’ve ever seen Tucker Carlson.
@mooreandless
@mooreandless 3 года назад
Lol
@ChristmasLore
@ChristmasLore 3 года назад
Or... weirdly interested...? Seems he might get the "jab" after all 🤔 (Kidding, he's already vaccinated, with Fox's inflexible internal policy on vaccination)
@rumpvirus7393
@rumpvirus7393 3 года назад
Fox is keeping its employees alive as both cruel and unusual punishment to the general public... ...But mostly unusual. where's the humanity ?
@xllint
@xllint 3 года назад
Stephen's monologue savage af as always. LMFAO
@MonkeyJedi99
@MonkeyJedi99 3 года назад
Missed joke opportunity: "You win some, you Newsom."
@luke-alex
@luke-alex 3 года назад
He made you think he was going to say that, but then he didn't-this was deliberate! Clearly this wordplay had been going around.
@povsepian
@povsepian 3 года назад
Colbert is top of the top. Best in class ♥️♥️♥️
@ladylawyer2008
@ladylawyer2008 3 года назад
As a Trini I don't know whether to be proud that my country was featured on my boy Colbert's monologue (which yes is broadcast here and which I enjoy watching 😆), or embarrassed and sad that this was the subject of conversation 😩😒). I figure the Minster of Health must be proud that he was featured on International TV though so there's that! #trinidadisnotarealplace
@bubbles5704
@bubbles5704 3 года назад
I love seeing a piece that talks about an interesting issue and somehow finds a way to dunk on Tucker Carlson by the end of it
@RealBradMiller
@RealBradMiller 3 года назад
That's why the universe was created, Bubbles. All so we could dunk on TC.
@easternsuneasternsun171
@easternsuneasternsun171 3 года назад
To bad colbert wishes he had the viewership TC has. And has as many followers as NM , . HE DOESNT FOR a good reason , he's a hack whos nothing but a spokesperson for the democratic party . He lies to you and you do'nt care , cause you want the lies you need the lies ..
@quiltygal6981
@quiltygal6981 3 года назад
@@easternsuneasternsun171 why are you here watching then? Have you missed the fact that he's a comedian, it's his job to make fun of people. Don't take it so seriously.
@censusgary
@censusgary 3 года назад
Carlson did that talk on the air himself. Nobody forced him to do it.
@bikingal4283
@bikingal4283 3 года назад
@@easternsuneasternsun171 rich calling colbert a liar but yet defending faux news hosts... dayyum...least he admits he's a comedian....
@rhitter94
@rhitter94 3 года назад
That last joke was classic!!!
@Casmaniac
@Casmaniac 3 года назад
"The future will be better tomorrow" - Dan Quayle
@hanfin9698
@hanfin9698 3 года назад
Pooo-tate-O!
@carbine090909
@carbine090909 3 года назад
Thanks to him, it was.
@lizzyo3478
@lizzyo3478 3 года назад
The comedians have been having a great time with this testicle story. I have been laughing so hard with the jokes🤣🤣
@ricktherockandroller
@ricktherockandroller 3 года назад
I live in Arizona and I would like to correct this show. There is something out here, we have a partially built wall that was not paid for by Mexico....
@firstladypie760
@firstladypie760 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣😀😀😂😂😂😅😅😅!!!… I see you😜😜
@C.L.Hinton
@C.L.Hinton 3 года назад
8:14 "Darling Nicki" not a reference I was expecting! Nice one, Stephen. 🎶
@SparkRes
@SparkRes 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣 I'm more and more convinced everyday that we all living in a south park episode 😭
@sikemo9432
@sikemo9432 3 года назад
To be sure I don't want to see or hear nicki manage, her cousin and or his friend or his fiance. The giant, self aware, talking, hanging balls are a completely different matter!
@izent74
@izent74 3 года назад
I need to watch Stephen Colbert's show more often. I could never forgive myself if I miss this interview! Lmfbo.
@davidlundquist1979
@davidlundquist1979 3 года назад
This obsessive focus on the balls story is making me testy.
@jaydee9124
@jaydee9124 3 года назад
Since Tucky boy has been vaccinated, he isn't too worried about the vaccine.
@VadoVoodoo
@VadoVoodoo 3 года назад
When Stephen goes low, he really goes low. Yet strangely always retains the higher ground.
@MouseWhite5
@MouseWhite5 3 года назад
Gotta love that last line about a "talking d....k!"
@benjamincarpenter5914
@benjamincarpenter5914 3 года назад
Thank you Nicki 😂 for creating such a great joke opportunity 😭🤣 and a ''BIG'' shout out to your cousin's friend and his swollen balls...😄
@bachac18
@bachac18 3 года назад
Big up Stephen Colbert👏🏼🤣… we fi cyah stop laughing we ass off here in Trinidad man 🇹🇹😂🤣😅
@heyheytaytay
@heyheytaytay 3 года назад
The man who couldn't spell POTATO may have saved democracy. Fascinating.
@donsurlylyte
@donsurlylyte 3 года назад
ikr, quayle looks pretty good compared to the lapdog that is pence. hope history remembers him fo r this as well as his previous life
@amykruse6887
@amykruse6887 3 года назад
@@shamanbeartwo3819 my favorite comment I've read all day.
@phyllisseidl9117
@phyllisseidl9117 3 года назад
He's a real baller, but he gets a little testy if you call him that. 😉
@ezelfrancisco1349
@ezelfrancisco1349 3 года назад
Stop that. You’re being too _hard_ on him
@bengal4047
@bengal4047 3 года назад
@@ezelfrancisco1349 From what the dude claimed, it sounds like it's not hard enough
@JudeNiro
@JudeNiro 3 года назад
I thought he was getting big testy?
@whatever77ism
@whatever77ism 3 года назад
Yet, nobody would invite him to a sex party 🤣
@rushfan1970
@rushfan1970 3 года назад
🔥🔥🔥I'm dying, this one was solid fire!!🤣🤣😂😂only Colbert can slay like this!👏🏼👏🏼
@MonkeyJedi99
@MonkeyJedi99 3 года назад
Claiming voting fraud before votes are even cast is such an Elder Moment.
@montygates8767
@montygates8767 3 года назад
Oh! Loved that last sting. It was marvelous
@danburnes722
@danburnes722 3 года назад
Thank you Dan Quayle!
@altonhumes5782
@altonhumes5782 3 года назад
Them balls ain't gonna swell down anytime soon. Kudos for giving yourself a black eye, and Trinidad a credibility boost, Nicki. #LateShow #ThemSuperBalls.
@debbiemarquis3231
@debbiemarquis3231 3 года назад
Nicki should keep her problems to herself.. We have better things to do in Trinidad..
@altonhumes5782
@altonhumes5782 3 года назад
@@debbiemarquis3231 as a Caribbean citizen, surviving this nightmare is the best goal to have. #LateShow
@anisa_mazaki23
@anisa_mazaki23 3 года назад
As a Trini Citizen, I agree with Debbie Marquis. Nicki embarrassed the country and didn't really do anything helpful. She really should keep her personal business where they belong - behind closed doors. I mean what right did she have to talk about some guy's problem - who isn't even related to her in the first place? Steups.
@jamielawlor2394
@jamielawlor2394 3 года назад
The writers need a raise for that monologue. So good my testicles are laughing.
@jaysinger535
@jaysinger535 3 года назад
Nicki is always out of her mind. Anyways congrats,Gavin Newsom! It’s stunning and outrageous that it had to be Quayle to saved our American democracy from the fly man and the orange freak.
@kidkuleshov
@kidkuleshov 3 года назад
how so?
@WhatisReal11
@WhatisReal11 3 года назад
You people are evil
@akinthevalley4874
@akinthevalley4874 3 года назад
True. It's ridiculous that people even have to respond to her vulgar, below the belt obsessed misinformation but otherwise her fans will believe just like they believe her brother and current husband are both innocent of raping a minor. Disgusting. Anyway this segment was much needed humor and It's so great Gavin Newsom won by a landslide. It's a good day for responsible covid policy and democracy!
@rickspringer4814
@rickspringer4814 3 года назад
Stephen: says anything Jean Baptiste: *random piano hit*
@dominicherrera4610
@dominicherrera4610 3 года назад
LolHahahahahaha Favorite thing about my morning is that I get to wake up and watch all of you crazy Late night host , Who always keep me laughing!!!!!
@Rayzersword
@Rayzersword 3 года назад
We live in the bizarro universe now.
@maicaconstantin6469
@maicaconstantin6469 3 года назад
where all late night shows are aggressively pushing the covid agenda?
@davidleerothschildFTW
@davidleerothschildFTW 3 года назад
That's right toots.
@maicaconstantin6469
@maicaconstantin6469 3 года назад
@@davidleerothschildFTW Love your name
@daniellamcgee4251
@daniellamcgee4251 3 года назад
@@maicaconstantin6469 You mean where late night shows follow the overwhelming scientific data? That's pretty standard.
@maicaconstantin6469
@maicaconstantin6469 3 года назад
@@daniellamcgee4251 I think you mean the overwhelming money pumped into unscientific data, because money is all they and "science" are following. Do your own research.
@charlie-obrien
@charlie-obrien 3 года назад
What an incredible thing to contemplate: Dan Quayle is smarter than Mike Pence and Pence is smarter than the Mango Menace Just let that sink in
@Opus313
@Opus313 3 года назад
Speaking of self aware balls, "Sentient Testes" would make a good band name.
@ezelfrancisco1349
@ezelfrancisco1349 3 года назад
Biggus Dikus should be the band leader
@christophermerlot3366
@christophermerlot3366 3 года назад
@@ezelfrancisco1349 He has a wife you know...
@ezelfrancisco1349
@ezelfrancisco1349 3 года назад
@@christophermerlot3366 … what’s she’s called?
@waterfrodo4304
@waterfrodo4304 3 года назад
"Testicular Consciousness" would be a great album name, but we probably have different tastes in music 😂
@sirdrakey
@sirdrakey 3 года назад
What great names they are all nuts!
@gracieosornio9291
@gracieosornio9291 3 года назад
Tucker said Nikki's cousin's friend was Larry Elder and the election was swollen. Correction: it's Nikki's friend's cousin, Testicles that was stolen.
@Renan_Cas
@Renan_Cas 3 года назад
Stephen should get some award for this genius comedy!!! LOL LOL LOL
@Tonyhouse1168
@Tonyhouse1168 3 года назад
“As far as we know” T.Car. has zero testiculars. And remember that time Nicki gave Stephen a “magical glow”? Great times (:
@johnn.cooperiii6088
@johnn.cooperiii6088 3 года назад
Steve Colbert: national treasure / this genius, comedy-gold dialogue proves it once again
@SanDeeBabii
@SanDeeBabii 3 года назад
I haven’t laughed this hard in so long!! I love you Steve! You always make my day! ⚽️ 🏀 🤣
@ChinaRitz84
@ChinaRitz84 3 года назад
You almost had me with the intro to the Pence part. Heroic? Clearly a joke
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