superman is immune to kryptonite..🥶||batwomen 

I read that as Cornbread Femboy.

I think the term is “corn fed”

The term is corn fed

​@@uku4171 I'll take two please.

Hey ‼️ No black face. Makes the Frybreads laugh.

He had his former weakness in his hands and thought that Superman was still, Superman.

"Smartest Man in the World" everybody!

He wasn’t born a farmer. Merely adopted it

@@anicecreamsandwichenjoyer372 what

​@@GiSoldier559 you think farming is your ally?

He has his powers , his watch just suppresses them away

@@dndtjayy watch the actual series he gave up his power

@@MordexEditz3 I did watch Smallville , im saying the watch is dad gave him has blue kryptonite in it which takes away his powers yk it suppresses them away

​@@MordexEditz3if u look at his watch ITS BLUE ON TOP meaning he has blue kry on it like tha one krypton scientists did to hide away not hard to just connect tha dots simple

​@@MordexEditz3and superman can't just give up his powers he's born with them. it's not like something happend to make him that way its in his DNA

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Movie name please

He litellary became Andrew Tate lol

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And Finally rich 😂

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You mean Walden’s guest room. Charlie died 😂

omg lol funniest comment of the last 5yrs

Lol

here bro, you should try this ,

Okey I don’t know why but it felt like I was reading that for hours lmao😂💀

Name of the moive

I wonder how many people would act like the Kryptonite is "actively harming" them, only to get up and say, "Just kidding."

Dude. You used the whole dictionary to describe how Clark was thinking

cheese and cringe

He's like you have nothing on this earth's lex luthor

@@ParanormalState100 Exactly! You get it. Michael Rosenbaum was a great Lex (imo) and probably one of the better parts of Smallville.

@@John_McClane_had_plans i liked him and even lionel at times, wish we could of seen more of a justice society show from smallville

​@@rollercoaster478Sopranos

​@@John_McClane_had_plansbest Lex

Ik

Yea

@Human Anything can happen in a different earth man

@@Human-mi4kzhe gave up his power for his family

*affect 🤓

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And let's not forget he IS an alien, even without powers, Clark is still stronger than an average human.

Let's be honest 90% of Superman strength does not come from being Kryptonian, it comes from being raised on a damn farm in the middle of kansas

​@@gadieloro2125nah he's just built different , he's got that Kansas farm boy on him

Based final phrase😂👌🏽

@@blackskeletor Kansas sucks ass and full of p*ssys. None of those farmers are strong, especially when you got immigrants doing all your real work for a small amount of pay. The immigrants get that praise.c not a bunch of p*ssy white people not doing shit but playing football

Men men men men menly men ohhoo hooo oo oo

came to comments to ask if the bold dude was from the show after trying to wonder where i seen that face before, couldnt match it to bold actors i seen but then his voice jogged my memory xD

Andrew tate tried to kill superman

Thats all I could see hahaha

​@@redhalogaming8124 Alan is better than Tate how dare you compare him

His ultimate weapon is moving into your spare room and never leaving

Thought that was Andrew tate😅

@@MegaHaydoss 🤣 true dat

​@@MegaHaydoss 😂😂

Lol didn't realize at first 😂😂😂😂

Wait. I thought he's a dentist 😅😅😅

Allen was a chiropractic doctor. 😆

Lmfaooooo

@@Stevonniewolf3113 Doctor? He was a masseuse without the happy ending! He just didn't want to spend five years in Guadalajara.

but he is still getting slapt around😅

Even Batfleck was smart enough to wear armor knowing full well Superman was still going to put up a fight

Well, it was Allan Harper Lex...

@@williamfreeman6935 That is true. It even seemed like an Alan Harper plan when he realized it wasn't going to work.

Is it just me or this superman looks like steve from minecraft

I dont get it

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Yes! Those days were the best

When I say that Warner should to make a movie with Tom Welling after the end of the tv show some people call me mad.

Never was a Supes fan til I watched Smallville. Sure it was a little cheesy but it really helped with the whole "God trying to fit in amongst mortals" story.

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​@@IvanYHWH welling turned down the role in Superman returns. He said he didn't want to get type cast

Hahhahaha

Yeah, now he is the half man

Alan paid too much child support.. Went Bald

Dead

Turned him blacker too

Excuse My ignorance is this deep fake

@@user-zz3in9yn8t Nope, real drama.

Indeed

Which makes no sense whatsoever since Clark never actually worked out on the farm. Everything was too easy for him

​​@@phd_gaming5010 an in universe answer supermans body wouldnt need to work hard to become buff because his kryptonian cell process everything at superspeed thanks to being super charged by the yellow sun and even after loosing his powers he was already strong his bodys not gonna just instantly loose all the body mass and musle weight it built up as long as he continued working out or in this case working on the farm he's raising his family on he'd still remain strong just not super strong out of univere answer lets be real alans abuse from his brother has widdled all his confidence to zero

@@phd_gaming5010 It's not like he immediately shrivels up into a raisin as soon as he loses his powers.

​@@tylerneild8176 so basically quote is just really fit and has good muscles

Except the Multiverse ended because of the Anti-Monitor, so there was no one for Lex to roll up on. Heck, there wasn't even a place to roll up to.

They then proceed to get folded by a farm boy with a shotgun, Rambo style

Every gun nuts nightmare 😂😂

​@@cmendoza1094 more like their wet dream hero fantasy.

​@@Beshuu r/wooosh

Deserved

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Why do you think he's got the receding chin and droopy eye

Not even close

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I think what happened here is the Gold Kryptonite wedding band from the finale as it was never destroyed. That he chose to give up his powers for a normal life he always wanted and allowed Conner to take the mantle of Superman. (This fits well in the story, giving it a logical conclusion.)

I mean...it's just an old bald Duckie lol

It’s the blue kryptonite watch suppressing his powers while he has it on

If he was suppressing his powers with kryptonite, green kryptonite would still fuck with him. It's a biology thing. It happens to all kryptonians. Powered or not (not under a younger star), green kryptonite is still lethal. He underwent a more permanent transformation that essentially rendered him human thus immune to kryptonite.

Wasn't that the Kingdom Come Superman?

what is this movie's name?

No wtf

Smallville ​@@amritanshubhaskaram7440

And a low tier Hitman can kill him now 😂

​@@lukbomr.3112no because he got a watch hidden under his wrist , that doesnt take his powers permanently but only on a temporary scale and he can remove it at any given moment if the situation calls for it .

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Lucifer aah

The best part is Lucifer is confirmed to be part of the same multiverse in this crossover too lmao

​@@lydiamourningstar2028the same universe when john constantine met lucifer at the lux?

Lmfao😂😂😂

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Lmfaoo omg

At least Alan got his own money now. 😂😂😂😂

He went super villain😂😂😂

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and he still beat his ass

People were saying the watch he carries from his father Johnathan had blue kryptonite as the glass piece

Is that Andrew Tate 😂

​@@christianhernandez9785 yes

Ya that’s retarded kyypronians csnt just give there power up

Hahahha

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That's the one I'm looking for!😂

That's what I said

Best comment 🤣🤣🤣🤣

:DDDDD

Not bad not bad 😂😂😂😂😂

Thats bottom g not tate lol ,😅

​@@sufianbinmahson6811Nah bro thats Subterranean G

Bro thought his 4 time kickboxing 6'4 buggati ass will help him against superman

well he is doing a scam with Charlie's money that is how he became a millionaire

@@jacob4542t he was sad Charlie died and was pissed when his assets weren’t going to him

I find it interesting for him to be on a DC show since he was in a DC movie before as the nephew of Lex Luthor in the christopher reeves superman movies

What happened to Alan's massage parlor

I was just about to say! Is that the dude from 2 and a half men??

We don’t talk about the pink one…

I was wondering where I seen him from😂

He needed to destroy all the superheroes because they were onto him and his freeloading ways.

Bro really had a glow up, went from nothing to threatening superman

I keep thinking of Marcus Pierce from Lucifer

@@jw_archstar3851 He's his doppelganger since Lucifer is officially part of the Arrowverse and the DCEU what Morningstar appearing in the Infinite Earths crossover and with Miller's Flash cameoing in Gustin's Flash and Keaton's Batman present in both the Arrowverse and DCEU. Doppelgangers don't have to have the same identity...just the same if not similar physical traits. That means alternate universe King Shark could still be human while his main Earth form is a shark which I believe was the case.

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Haha

Oh....

His farm stuff and his training probably

Farm boy storng

Well, it's Alan Harper. 😅

Hahaha so random

Clark may be immune to kryptonite, but his mower ain't.

Banger

I kept thinking he'd just put it in his pocket like, nbd...

And if I remember well : in that universe kryptonite is a mutagen.

Fr

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It's even in the water!

As someone whose halfway of watching Smallville, yea lol

@@aheartonfire7191 I’m on season 9

No its from Wish

Amazon basics

AMAZON ... ?? Prime??

Wish app is fake 😅😅😅

From AliExpress

wrong cause the kryptonite would have affected him

​@@tzvplays7161it weakens him, it doesn't remove his godlike strength altogether

@@haddy106 enough exposure then yes it can

​@@tbnrprimestudios1232 no it can't. BLUE AND GOLD do that. Green makes him sick.

@@tasonjodd5151 well not permanently obviously but the green one definitely can dampen his powers

Lmaoo

Ayyyyy!!, Alan from Two and a half men and Kain from Lucifer :DD

Dangit you said it first

You dont know the series smallville?

Haha nice one

Yes

He is Cain Edit:Now OK

Yeah he plays cain on Lucy's show 🤣

He made Superboy for a whole 10 years in the 2000-2011 and you say you know him from Lucifer? Bro...

@@Harry_crypto_investor3634 never saw him in the other show. I was wondering what show that was supposed to be

Right. So funny seeing him in this role.

Onepunch Allen… he leveled up but he still loses in one punch since he is.. you know… Allen..

He was lex in superman 4 I the 80s haha

Grandpa Tate

@@CurseTheVulgar forreal i was thinking he looks like him 😂

​@@CurseTheVulgar the Top G of all villains

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Thats exactly what I thought lol 😂😂

Was it though? I mean don’t get me wrong I’d have loved to see Rosenbaum but Jon Cryer was an excellent Lex Luthor too. He had that ugly hatred side and was still surprisingly threatening. Easily the best part of Supergirl.

@@PetrosofSparta The best part of Supergirl? Hell no he sucked as Lex lol he didn't even do much, Melissa Benoist as Supergirl is the best part of Supergirl

@@LikeASirr4231 That’s hilarious

@@protalghulnist4126 The show is absolute dogshit, but she personally nails her role, she's the only person I can imagine as Supergirl now

@@LikeASirr4231 Well hey, more power to you, glad you could enjoy it because me personally I'm glad it's over

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That's what it looked like. 😂

Jon cryer?

Lol he wants to kill him to live in his house for free 😂

I knew I recognize him from something!

Allen 😂

Charlie ?

@@SenSen_69 his brother was named Charlie and he passed away.

@91ATLbraves oh I dint relise who it was noooo way and eh Charlie sheen* was it his brother in real life and also is he dead

@@SenSen_69It’s just a Two And A Half Man show joke. His brother died in the show.

he has kryptonite in his hands to go against Superman. Even so Alan Harper manages to be a loser. In any universe.

That what I would do if I was in his shoes

No, he should just put it in his pocket and walk away.

@@65firered ok let say he did that but there is the possibility that one of his daughters aren't immune to kryptonite

@@hamzahabdulhamid8719 What about the Fortress of Solitude? Or is that not a thing here?

@@65firered he lost his powers he can't fly plus the fortress is in Alaska or something

lmao exactly

Thanks for the spoiler dick

I never noticed that was Alan

Lmfao IKR!!!!!!!!!!

finally he got some swag

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It drives some people into supervillainy 😂

"Feel this, Kent. That's real muscle. Not the gift of alien genes".

Definite solid writing by Morrison.

The Lex coming up in Superman & Lois ain’t no physical slouch either

@@Aivottaja where is this quote from?…can’t put my finger on it…was that All Star Superman?

Bahahaha Smallville lex. That show was for kids. Smallville will never be anything canon.

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Ong

His kids

Wanting to abduct and rape lois i guess

That's what I was thinking bro

"Thats one expensive looking jolly rancher you got there."

Lmao😂

The best kind too: sour apple

The worst flavor. Everybody knows it’s blue raspberry or nothing

​@@masonhook8803 no you liying

@@masonhook8803 sour apple is not the worst but blue raspberry definitely has all the other flavors beat with no competition

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Ya decía yo que me sonaba la voz y la cara del tipo este que hace de malo

​@@rosaagua7792Safada ! Vem toma leitada

Alan*

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What is the name of movie?

😂😂😂 brooo

Two and a Half Men vs Superman

​@@wirebrushproductions1001ain't no way some two dude and a kid be fucking with the dude with superMAN in his name.

inaccurate, cus Tate wouldn't have come in a portal, he would have showed up in a 5 million dollar car

thank u all, on this thread for making my day! 😂

⁠@@adaman.shr.3538bruh he’s saying the dude is from two and a half men bruh 😂