Surf and Turf Sausage 

He knew the risks. Not our fault he's suffering from success

Last thing I remember I was running for the door I had to find the passage back to the place I was before "Relax," said the night man "We are programmed to receive You can check-out any time you like But you can never leave!"

@@shunlau7051 did not expect to find Eagles lyrics in this comment section - 5/5!

@@shunlau7051 Classy!

Hes no longer a poor man

if he continues like this, it will lead to post traumatic sausage disorder eventually

It is very guarded

Losing a year of his life, every time he eats one

With the viewer suggestions he's been getting for his show, I'd be getting depressed as time went on, as well

Depression sausage 😔

Lol same

Lol same

@Mouad Laariki but Mrs. Sausage is a girl

@Mouad Laariki at the end, there was Mrs. Sausage. That's a boy?

Ryan Heiss Ever since iDubbbz more and more RU-vidrs do the "I'm stuttering and stumbling over my words, comedy." schtick.

And the cleaning of those meat grinder can get nasty AF

ikr, $132 on lobster tail and people were like "water sausage tho"

I couldn't imagine $163 on lobster tail.

"$114 on lobster and these guys want me to eat poison"

It really sucks that he spent 300 dollars on lobster

$500 ON LOBSTER TAIL

I don't understand him that was a great will it blow. When it goes everywhere that is bad.

5 for the clean flips

@@BlitzerXYZ Nah the rating scale isnt how good the WillItBlow was, it's how pissed off Mrs. Sausage is gonna be.

@@blokvader8283 that's how he judges it but that isn't how it should be jidged

The Will It Blow score seems to hinge on the ease of the blow itself, and while that one was difficult; I agree that not only the spin but more importantly the little chunk of meat that got some incredible air due to said spin and likely landed somewhere high like a cabinet door or oven hood, is what should make for a higher Ruffalo ranking

Ohhhh

Wow

Damn what a major cameo

mmmmmmmm the food critic better than ego is expressly what we need.

It has made me wonder how reliable of a narrator Mr. Sausage is.

You and your agreeable sausage lovers can maybe request your food stamp sausage next maybe? Or perhaps the mental health pill sausage.

@@johns1187 wtf?

Right lol but I can relate to him

SAUSAGE SKIN SAUSAGE

i wanna know how poop sausage is made

Sausage Machine go brrr

Happiness is only real when shared

@@chaleb6817 lol

Fruitcake sausage.

or reindeer sausage

Too normal

@@blackirish781 yeah a Santa Cluase Sasauge is better

@@bozo2096 holy, that’ll take me off the naughty list

it's more than none and twice as much as half

Oh my god yes

Does that no include the wood from the corndogs?

THE RU-vid SAUSAGE

*gasps* RU-vid Regrind!

Apple pie sausage might be pretty good

Eggnog sausage

And people still wanted to see water sausage

I know imagine how bad it felt that an 400 dollar lobster lost to tap water

@@coladecker3792 That’s a yikes moment

he really spent $2,000 on lobster and people were more interested in water and oil.

Your not wrong

* bursts *

SAUSAGE SKIN SAUSAGE

MRS SAUSAGE EVEN ENJOYED IT. WHAT MORE COULD HAVE GONE WRONG?

SAUSAGE SKIN SAUSAGE

Thank you league of legends bard

That'd be why it burst.

It didn't burst though 🤔

he has the biggest *sausage* in bed

Mr. Sausage's sausage sausage for episode 69

And unluckiest.

Senora sausage

She gets sausage every day

Not funny

Thinking takes time, and a brain

That was like some family guy type joke. Not saying it’s not funny or anything

I’m an hour late and I’m the funniest guy in the room

@@Gator_nit bruh

100%

Soon

is A MILLION so hard to say?

I think he might be the most wholesome content creator on here. he hearted a comment with 42 likes and 0 comments which means he actually reads the comments.

@@shitking007 No, replies are this, the replies to the comments.

Yaaaaa it's regrind time

Mi sono alzato O bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao, ciao, ciao Questa mattina mi sono alzato E ho trovato l'invasor O partigiano, portami via O bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao, ciao, ciao O partigiano, portami via Ché mi sento di morir O partigiano Morir Ciao, ciao Morir Bella ciao, ciao, ciao O partigiano O partigiano Bella ciao, ciao, ciao E se io muoio da partigiano O bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao, ciao, ciao E se muoio da partigiano Tu mi devi seppellir E seppellire lassù in montagna O bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao, ciao, ciao E seppellire lassù in montagna Sotto l'ombra di un bel fior O partigiano Morir Ciao, ciao Morir Bella ciao, ciao, ciao O partigiano O partigiano

I immediately burst out laughing it was so unexpected

Imagine if you heard him say it from anywhere else.

'Sup melatto. Wan' sum nuggs?

I love this comment

@@nitemare3904 I know you dude. You're Mellow Mike!

@@re_i_gn wanna hit the trail of the sleepin bear and get vertical bro?

I'm pretty sure that he already did that one

@@CsStoker didn't he start his channel this year? If he did he should make it again

@@CsStoker I think you're thinking of the Passover sausage

That sounds genuinely terrible. I love it.

No a *SANTA CLAUSE SASAUGE IS BETTER* Bones are optional

Great Idea, and make it a double feature with refried beans too

@@gulieve prepare for trouble _and make it double_

@@shane9245 to protect the word from devastation

I'd say it's about 7

Well it's definitely less than 4 mark ruffalos

It's one mark ruffalo

@@Pancakewagon26 theoretically yes, but it could mean that the more Ruffalos (I’ve decided to call this the “MR” Scale) you have or higher on the scale you are, the lower quality the blow. Just a thought.

@MrRandomCan which, I’ll add, is about 5 will poulters

Still no one has replied so I will be the first

~We do what we must, because we can~

The hardest decisions require the strongest of wills

She’s usually on the live streams

Islam

Yeah the streams not to mention she's been in a few vids already yelling at him.

@@adrock_sokolov6570 aww.. someone is desperate for attention. Try harder.

@@lanestratarots he asked me to!

Unfortunately, due to the way that average scores are generated, this still means that the Surf 'n' Turf sausage only has a score of 2.5 out of 5. It is now the most average sausage yet seen on the show, and I think that's a fate worse than 0.

Severely underrated comment

This man went dr Seuss on us and we just let him

@@ButtonMasherReal sentenced to an eternity of mediocrity

@@konodioda6738 I mean the last kid to try and stop one of Seuss's creations nearly became a human piñata. You really want to tempt a Cat with a Bat?

Mr sausage to his kids after them asking that “im giving your suggestion a 0/5”

"Well whaddaya want? A bratwurst? A corndog? How about a kielbasa? I could do a chorizo. Or howabout a salami?"

Time stamp?

@@rapterranger771 0:42

Absolute travesty. zero out of five

I dunno, the fact that Old Bay rejected BDG's genius is kind of off-putting.

Mi sono alzato O bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao, ciao, ciao Questa mattina mi sono alzato E ho trovato l'invasor O partigiano, portami via O bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao, ciao, ciao O partigiano, portami via Ché mi sento di morir O partigiano Morir Ciao, ciao Morir Bella ciao, ciao, ciao O partigiano O partigiano Bella ciao, ciao, ciao E se io muoio da partigiano O bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao, ciao, ciao E se muoio da partigiano Tu mi devi seppellir E seppellire lassù in montagna O bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao, ciao, ciao E seppellire lassù in montagna Sotto l'ombra di un bel fior O partigiano Morir Ciao, ciao Morir Bella ciao, ciao, ciao O partigiano O partigiano

Yall just want this man to suffer

Oi that's my comment I'm suing

With coffee grounds

@@graysalem please don't. I am just spreading your scripture, so the sausage God can see it and make it happen.

@@er_mu8336 You are a good man. Thank you

this is so passively aggressive

*He better use the bone*

@@blokvader8283 😭 but I want him to at least try to make it good

Ah I get it 😏

What if she was standing right beside him while he was judging it

Angry, but he's always angry.

Rhymes

He did a denny’s super slam sausage a while ago, which was the exact same thing. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-U4Jd-yYhBBk.html

that will open a hole in space and time. you don’t want that.

I’d pay $60 for that Day One

It'd be a helluva a grind, but to solve the casing, you gotta beat the bossages.

@@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668 booooo

There is Stephen's Sausage Roll - an unironically brilliant puzzle game centered around evenly cooking sausages without burning them.

ARPG

*yes*

Don't forget, it has mammary glands to so you get eggs AND milk, enoigh for a scramble!

"Ma'am. This is a Wendy's"

Idk what ur on but can i have it

Same 😂

he has already done one

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-FjRY5murMXA.html at the very end

he did do a face reveal, and his face is in fact a sausage

Actually he did show his face on a video but sadly it isn't a sausage

no, orange juice and toothpaste