Surviving a Shoot-Out - Ms. Pat - This Is Not Happening

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Ms. Pat’s life was saved during a shoot-out by something unexpected.
Original airdate: February 26, 2015
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@ARPorganics Год назад

Her jokes were too real for that crowd 😂

@tyb4839 Год назад

LMBOOOO, always are.

@latanyabrown Год назад

Yeah they dry as hell

@freda2758 Год назад

Damn near too real for me, and I grew up in the hood! 😢

@landonprice5656 Год назад

Had to live it see it

@joneskairon5218 Год назад

The way they were going over they heads call her pat Airlines

@normal_person2 Год назад

High-key sad story but I'm glad she's able to express herself and talk about it.

@brownkemosabe Год назад

Ms Pat deserves way more appreciation. She is a fantastic comedian and has been so for a long time now! And on another note, wild, wild story. Them thangs did their thang!

@jdgoesham5381 Год назад

IMO she's one of the best women comics. If not the best. The reason she hasn't made it massively is because she doesn't self censor like guys like Joey Diaz or Patrice O'Neil(RIP). I'm glad she didn't change...Also, she was on Rogan this week and she was great like usual. Though her on those old Church of What's Happening Now podcasts with Diaz she's at her best ever. Those stories...

@kyleb8596 Год назад

Hilarious stand up and amazing podcast guest. She exudes funny.

@ttthecat Год назад

🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

@BoldBravo Год назад

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how the magic of comedy and it's altered perspective on reality, can transform profound pain and trauma into healing laughter. Ms. Pat is a master genius goddess of comedy.

@landonprice5656 Год назад

And therapy

@travisbashore 10 месяцев назад

its* altered perspective

@Tiara82788 Год назад

Problem is the audience. Her jokes are spot on everytime. Love Ms. Pat ❤

@xdeadheadx Год назад

naw she just didnt tell any jokes

@ronniedarko317 Год назад

@@xdeadheadx y’all both right lol

@Cryptic_Muse Год назад

Wow. She is amazing. To survive that and have such a great sense of humor on top of it. I like her.

@adameeka3506 Год назад

She's a comedy Queen. Standing ovation

@jordanlewis4983 Год назад

I love that we all cheer for Ms Pat the way we would if she was just in our daily lives

@cassieyounqq5752 Год назад

Love Ms.Pat. Watch her show all the time. This is my first time seeing her stand-up. She deserves way more credit than she gets

@ce-xiv1334 Год назад

She has a show? What is it called?

@miguel213 Год назад

That poor chick at the front lol

@wouldyouratherla9831 Год назад

Didn’t want to lose my permit 😂

@JacobH.Cauley Год назад

Y’all can say whatever you want, but you have to be able to have a sense of humor about things. Ever heard the phrase, “laugh to keep from crying”? At least she’s being honest about her past. It’s obvious she turned her life around. Kudos to her.

@nipunikalnu8645 6 месяцев назад

This is the only story where I went “THIS IS NOT HAPPENING” after every minute. Super sad life, girl but I’m glad you making us laugh with it.

@grigorirazumovski1012 Год назад

Holy heck, i cant get over the beginning. 16year old and with two kids? What kind of concrete jungle people live in? That is horrifying to me. Good for her she worked out stuff to make it work, what kind of will does one need to make it work i do not even know. Quite a package she carries on her shoulders.

@SpaceG95 Год назад

Reaganomics

@ANTICHRISTSONOFTHEDEVIL Год назад

my room mates landlord neighbors are all illegal immagrants they stole my social security - funnel my social security to not pay taxes- are drug dealers and traffick children please help my name is david junior moreno- i live in 14156 weidner st pacoima arleta losangeles ca- they keep trying to stop me from leaving and im stuck in the back house- i am ashkenazi and the media/police work with them to plagiarize my work so i cant make money and stay locked in the county. they have my phone tapped and hacked and watch my every move im not paranoid i am highly educated and aware enough to protect my self from them but i can only go so far before they find a way to drag me back here- please the police threaten me as well .

@duskshadow25 Год назад

When you're in the hood, everything is different than your standard society rules and regulations. You're constantly being shot at, and you're forced to involved with a gang because that's how you survive in that environment. Most of the time your parents are too busy trying to put food on the table for their family, which is why you'll often see teenagers get involved with a gang to protect themselves. As much as a gang may sound bad, they do provide one thing: protection for their boys and they look out for each other. Because if you're alone, the chances are you won't make it alive out there in the hood.

@TheBelovedDesirableIsland Год назад

The highschool I went to we actually had a daycare and most of the mothers were about 16 or so meaning they’d had the kid at 14. I knew one girl who was pregnant with her 4th and I believe she was a senior and I was just like “girl have you heard of birth control tho” 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️ most of them were generally pretty proud and you could tell that life had certainly smacked them in the face but they realized they didn’t have any other choice but to follow through with their decision

@kingbrahma5005 Год назад

Plus she had to grow up fast the way she came up

@hillpunk92 Год назад

im sure theyve saved more than one life.

@antoniodominguezjr4734 Год назад

She could have told this whole story without saying “white guy” a million times and it wouldn’t have changed.

@Bantuqueen01 Год назад

@@antoniodominguezjr4734 Shut up ! She can say whatever she wants

@idontneedaname318 Год назад

@@antoniodominguezjr4734 are you new to comedy?

@antoniodominguezjr4734 Год назад

@@idontneedaname318 nope!

@vr6one Год назад

@@antoniodominguezjr4734 it's ok, white comedians do the same to black crowds, it's not a big deal unless you make it a big deal. Go watch any Gary Own standup.

@MrMuir333 Год назад

So glad she’s ok!!!

@tombullard6167 Год назад

Ms Pat a legend!

@juliaalexander5788 Год назад

So she got pregnant at 13 or 14 then at 15? Glad to see she has a sense of humor about some things.

@jacobmorales1283 9 месяцев назад

You have to or else you'd go insane

@IsaiasMGPalafox Год назад

Ms. Pat is a gem. 😂👏

@elijahobare9902 Год назад

Ms. Pat is truly amazing,I love her comedy. Witty,Raw,Real.Funny as Hell

@addiegraves3 5 месяцев назад

I come back to this video from time to time Mrs.Pat is awesome 😂

@ariananegron4679 Год назад

ugh shes so good

@clownishryooo4790 Год назад

I’ll watch it even though I’ve heard this 1,000,000,000 times.

@clavididk1236 Год назад

Ms. Pat hilarous 🤣

@divinedestiny2774 Год назад

Wow🤯🤣🤣 that's crazy, they really did save her life! She was blessed!

@rachelwest1642 Год назад

She is amazing!!

@dunce_cap Год назад

More Ms. Pat!!

@CRojas Год назад

Yeah the crowd giving her nothing for that. Man, cmon. That first minute when she said she got a 1980 Fleetwood Cadillac should've been a break for laughs, the f....

@Lolalenice 11 месяцев назад

I had the honor of seeing her here in Omaha last night at the funny bone, when I tell you she is absolutely stunning I wish I could’ve got my picture with her she’s just wonderful. Her show was phenomenal I laughed beginning to end. She’s real I love her stories, and I love how she shows her strength and turned that into her blessing amazing woman

@Dose561 Год назад

I’m 💯 percent sure this was a true story😂

@kathybell6268 7 месяцев назад

Just came from seeing you on Seth Meyer and had to see more! Thrilled for your success! Best wishes!

@trentoncrew3985 Год назад

This woman is amazing

@joshuasawyer1760 Год назад

yeah. she got some life savers. glad she survive that.🤣💯

@giovannagarcia9351 9 месяцев назад

Funniest thing I heard all month !

@dayquan92able Год назад

She started talking and I fell in love

@_Tree Год назад

I love Ms. Pat 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@jacobault4410 Год назад

Love Ms Pat

@jdgoesham5381 Год назад

I love Ms Pat. She was just on Rogan again and like usual she killed it.

@naturaIIydifferent Год назад

Ms. Pat is the Queen of Comedy!

@lorirose3765 9 месяцев назад

She’s a riot. I want to see more of her, of her act that is. 😂😂😂

@2ToTheDome Год назад

shes great

@dustin628 8 месяцев назад

Just watched her interview on juicy scoop. It was incredible! What an amazing woman

@hole62 Год назад

0:07 Same

@hole62 Год назад

Me towards the end of the video: 😳😂 NVM not Saymsees 😭

@steveng.7269 Год назад

I can’t even breathe hahaha

@tmac7887 8 дней назад

Dark humor at its finest😂😂

@goatitisful 4 месяца назад

She is 1 of the best storytellers I've ever heard.

@realjoshb Год назад

Ms. Pat is too damn funny

@dr.100purrscent5 Год назад

Love me some Ms. Pat, she is a Comedian you can laugh through your traumas with...and that is important. She is Funny as Hell too 💗✊🏾 Tatas Save Lives 4Real Tho 😅

@kingturtle7965 Год назад

3:01😂

@DorisClay 20 дней назад

16 yo with 2 kids is already insanity, and it only gets crazier from there. Whew thank goodness she's alive!

@gnlilu6972 8 месяцев назад

Ms. Pat is next level 😂😂😂

@XselfwillrunriotX Год назад

Hahahahaha she’s great! I’ve seen her somewhere before…. living legend right here

@user-rw5ot1sb3g 4 месяца назад

I fucking love this woman! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@faiziroy Год назад

This story both shocked and amused me

@gmoney415 Год назад

Got 2 be from the Hood 2 really feel her swear she's telling it how it be Ms Pat u got a new fan 😂

@MartyMarr21 Год назад

Her show is actually really good I never thought I’d like it

@elijahmackR90 Год назад

I love Ms. Pat #OG

@DillonPratt-vk1sh 17 дней назад

Thanks🎉😂❤😢😮

@shadowsniper7126 Год назад

Show it 😊

@atebagreen768 Год назад

I love Miss Pat she’s been through hell and back look at her on tap😂❤🙏🏽🔥💯🇺🇸🤑

@mishibataylor865 Год назад

Lol good story

@annthemaam3585 Год назад

Like a bullseye 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@none4086 Год назад

wow a new youtube upload of TINH! Thanks!

@willymaykit1482 Год назад

New ? 😂😂😂

@gilbertnicholas1582 Год назад

I need to see what that 🎯 looks like

@paulkirkseysr9022 Год назад

SHE IS VERY FUNNY 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@watsgoodmoe1421 7 месяцев назад

Love her man she definitely need big screen

@thescallywagwhisperer Год назад

She spoke about this when she was on the 85 South show podcast

@jholliday3 2 дня назад

She tells good stories

@faithelias2798 Год назад

God loves you and he wants to save everyone 🙏🏾❤️

@troy1890 Год назад

This makes me feel sad 😢

@ronzy566 Год назад

We need new This is not happening!

@shanteciabuchanan3390 8 месяцев назад

😂😂😂

@wantsanewvehicle Год назад

lol

@MissCharleen Год назад

Love Ms Pat❤ #crackbaby

@pariswatkins626 Год назад

Too Funny!!! I put her next to Lawanda Page!!!

@canandwill1 7 месяцев назад

A Blooming 🧅😂😂😂

@Rom-zt9cm Год назад

oh god my sides

@willymaykit1482 Год назад

This story is from about 25 years ago. Comedy central acts like its new material 😂

@purelyindividual Год назад

🙂 😳 Wow 🙂 🤯

@ericgalarza4732 Год назад

Let me see those life savers😊 BTW ya got milk?❤❤❤

@navseal345 Год назад

💀🤣

@ziademad4707 Год назад

Is this a reupload ?

@GKNOX865 Год назад

Go Ms Pat! Even though you could see the wh*te ppl cringe w/ fake laughter!

@stephanpayne8156 17 дней назад

Watching her show on BET She pretty funny

@Lynwood_FOE_90262 Год назад

Yo😂😂😂😂

@BrianYerby-he9jo Год назад

Women are the best hustlers

@marwan.ux1 Год назад

Ok dis woman funny XD

@DeeDaKaang1 Год назад

🗣 U better preach sweetie, we really need to normalize loving real women who are naturally built like real women. While I agree with 95.5% of the things that KS preached the 1 place that we differ is a woman's 👗 dress size / weight has never been a stumbling block in me finding her attractive.....Actually to be totally honest I love dark-skinned bbw's who are built like 🚘 a Cadillac equipped with headlights and a nice rear end 🤷🏾‍♂️

@thr4iam151 Год назад

😂 YOU KNOW that's not the end of that story! Yeeaaaah....🙄 Bloomin'🧅Guy? He Dead! We gotta saying in the hood, "An 👁️ 4 an 👁️ & A 🧅 for a 🍼"! WORD😏✌️

@karenadennis2842 2 месяца назад

Ms. Pat is a funny bi$%h she is telling her truth and releasing pain in a way I wish I could I do. Ms. Pat, I love your humor, and my life was totally different, but thank you, Bi, $ % for sharing.😂😂😂😂 you rock

@vaughnalexander32 Год назад

I hope this is a radio skit in gta6

@annzeeg4217 Год назад

No it's her real life she a book about her life called Rabbit

@cookieDaXapper Год назад

....not being nasty or freaky, but now I want to see the exit wound........it's only fair after that suspenseful tale.

@amgaku 7 месяцев назад

😁

@ekdaufin1485 Год назад

Real (breast) save lives!!! Yasss!

@bigdave2073 Год назад

One of the few truly funny female comics, she's hilarious on podcasts.

@cedricwade926 Год назад

Dam she was loose

@annzeeg4217 Год назад

She was molested Her autobiography is called Rabbit by Patricia Williams Lee give it a read it's good funny too

@smilebigiloveyou Год назад

16 and two kids wow. This is actually a said story

@digfitness7598 Год назад

I thought the samething. She was wild early in life

@tianachet713 Год назад

Sad *

@lucycan6363 Год назад

@@digfitness7598probably not. She was a big girl (child) and the guy who knocked her up thought she was grown. That's probably what happened. Then when the babies came along he acted like he didn't know her at all. You know how that goes. 😢😢

@annzeeg4217 Год назад

@@lucycan6363 no the father knew exactly how old she was. She was 12 he was 22. He would pick her up from the elementary school. He was also married. He's has like 20 something kids