Fired from a Gang, Uber’s Biggest Flaw & City Babies - Josh Johnson - This Week at the Comedy Cellar

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Josh Johnson explains how his positivity got him ousted from a gang, critiques a key feature of the Uber app and describes the time he came face-to-face with a baby in a backpack.
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@xcx000 4 года назад

every new video i see of this dude, he looks younger every time

@luiscuesta0719 4 года назад

And more hair

@sephvernon5786 4 года назад

Cause they keep reuploading the same video, this is an older one from a few years back.

@CodySmith-ks5it 4 года назад

@theothers1d3 4 года назад

How old is he? He looks 19

@MichaelSmith-tt2mn 4 года назад

It’s cause You’re going backwards

@ggarcon89 3 года назад

“It’s like being in a bathtub, you can’t get out, the water’s dirty. And it’s racist”

@StrangeTerror 3 года назад

I'm still trying to figure out why he can't get out of a bath tub...

@tres8003 2 года назад

It’s true. It’s sweaty,humid, hot, and every winter it turns into the North Pole.

@ameliaforgot856 2 года назад

Even the air sweats in the summer in Louisiana

@caitymarie3975 2 года назад

@@StrangeTerror he has arthritis in his hands

@munashe5861 4 года назад

Josh Johnson is your favorite awkward cousin.

@williamburgdorffjensen6248 3 года назад

He's the American James Acaster

@jelly2584 3 года назад

@@williamburgdorffjensen6248 THIS

@sebbacca4804 4 года назад

Josh Johnson, cant wait to see him actually make it big, and he 100% will.

@RhythmnOfThought 4 года назад

Well, he has already been on the tonight show so... :)

@pavelowen8053 4 года назад

@@RhythmnOfThought gonna go check that out now , already saw this bit but why not again for good times haha, thanks m8 🦊

@amiliaschimmel9788 4 года назад

He is hilarious

@tomasantonio6683 4 года назад

He is friends with Taylor swift

@dreamer5687 4 года назад

@@tomasantonio6683 really how do you know?

@KimAnnesplaylist 4 года назад

He is currently a writer on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah and is a former writer and performer on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, where he made his late night debut... He is pretty amazing and I wish he would still be doing stand up as well...

@therealcloroxbleach9408 3 года назад

Well then what happened to his comedic genius and genuine humor

@ellie-tk4jy 3 года назад

how do you get to write for those shows???? you just send in a spec script?

@ericmoore2571 3 года назад

Hi Kim

@MrHxChris 4 месяца назад

What? He’s currently doing a stand-up tour.

@Ree_DV9 4 года назад

"When I grow up I wanna be the person I am on the 1st date.".💀😂

@neolord1215 4 года назад

This man really always brings a smile to my face

@twilightgardenspresentatio6384 4 года назад

He’s a bad black man but he’s great at being white, a real commanding presence

@nathanhorn4306 4 года назад

Guess that's why he got kicked out the gang

@josevillegas9009 4 года назад

Genuinely

@jjonvhs.7408 4 года назад

Twilight Gardens presentations wtf are you talking about

@karentrejo244 4 года назад

@@jjonvhs.7408 i think its in reference to him saying "sometimes I don't feel black"

@technicallythecenteroftheu1349 4 года назад

Josh Johnson is just infectiously fun.

@inroom108 3 года назад

That Uber joke is too relatable, I’m always like “WHERE ARE THEY EVEN GOING!” LOL

@analuizadefigueiredosouza7851 4 года назад

Found out about Josh a week ago, such a clever good vibe comedian. I hope he gets his own Netflix special someday

@ravaniawright6004 2 месяца назад

There's one on Peacock. The free stuff.

@420Chameleon 2 года назад

Man, I was walking through the city a few weeks ago, sat down to have a smoke, and someone gave me two dollars and said "god bless you". I've never been so confused, I'm not homeless, but I guess I was lookin rough that day idk..

@nikocorrea9767 2 года назад

Lmao

@natureboy1961 4 года назад

this guy is like the black version of hiccup from "how to train your dragon"

@chiefekonomist3914 4 года назад

damn b. spot on.

@nexdubius5290 3 года назад

@@chiefekonomist3914 ikr

@sawyermason8901 4 года назад

Holy crap "That dude read" had me dying laughing

@astr0511 4 года назад

The afro growing

@coltin1494 4 года назад

"This man know he late and he's goin to Starbucks" Me everytime I press snooze more than I planned the night before, except its 711 and I'm getting an energy drink so I can work like a person that manages their sleep

@airemagic 2 года назад

im from sc and his description of louisiana fits perfectly but also theres a cockroach swimming in the water and cicadas are screaming outside

@dannijones5058 4 года назад

He so slept on. Mans deserve more clout.

@ericmoore2571 3 года назад

Hi Danni

@microsofthoodie 2 года назад

@@ericmoore2571 you said hi to about 4 girls and none of them want you

@ceofounder 4 года назад

Josh Johnson has the coolest deadpan comedic delivery and flow!

@jamesjohnston8562 4 года назад

Yo, the "girl scout" bit is 🔥🔥🔥🔥

@ekdaufin1485 4 года назад

I got that thin mint🤣

@formidablefriend8228 4 года назад

"You hungry? Everybody get hungry." lmao

@natd602 4 года назад

Shortbreaaaad

@bookbook9495 4 года назад

Please buy my boxes of $5 cookies. I need to fund my entire troop

@Mothman1992 3 года назад

What's ironic is I usually leave the dispensary with girl scout cookies

@jamesjohnston8562 4 года назад

"Being too positive"

@christmastiger 4 года назад

Man I've already heard these jokes and I still rewatched and laughed my ass off because that's how funny Josh is, I can't wait for him to get big one day because he and Jaboukie Young-White have been my favs for a while and Jaboukie got on the Daily Show so Josh should at the very least get a Netflix special with front page promotion.

@caela.r 4 года назад

“I’m Josh Johnson and I’m originally from Louisiana. Growing up in Louisiana was like being in a bathtub and you can’t get out...and it’s racist.”

@FinnDhaHuman 4 года назад

his name is josh johnson and he looks like an angel. idunno what my point is but yeah

@KingBr33ch 4 года назад

not gonna lie the entire video i was straightfaced but when the baby part came up i almost never laughed so hard "idk what you want me to do" lmaoooo

@existenceisafarce._.172 3 года назад

He’s so awkwardly funny I love it

@CupidRival 4 года назад

I was rinsing my nose with a neti pot while listening to this and I sprayed salty snot water all over my phone during the baby bit lmaoo

@that_guy_lesley7021 4 года назад

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@kimmyball4961 4 года назад

TMI.....lol

@hannawho9719 3 года назад

A strong visual sir or ma’am

@christinea.5873 4 года назад

The first minute of this, when he was describing what growing up in Louisiana was like, had me cackling. The bathtub description?! HILARIOUS

@joncoda365 4 года назад

I'm in Louisiana right now, I'm a black new yorker (BORN IN BROOKLYN) in Louisiana temporarily (I hope) for work, his description is pretty on point. Like being stuck in a bathtub of dirty water, that's racist... This place also has annual biblical plagues of pollen blooms and various insects and I think the moon turned to blood once. Well, not the moon part.

@illmindjunglist 4 года назад

It's all the voodoo in the air over there

@aislinnmethvin2103 4 года назад

On behalf of my state. I’m so sorry 😐

@RabblesTheBinx 4 года назад

@@Dinkdownn of course *you* haven't experienced racism in the Deep South; you're *white.*

@mikeddh2018 4 года назад

@@Dinkdownn a black woman preventing you from committing an act of cultural appropriation is NOT an act of racism. 😒

@tres8003 2 года назад

Don’t forget the flood that happens every 50 years. I’m 60% sure it’s god trying to smite us.

@awwgez 4 года назад

Got to meet Josh years back and he's seriously one of the nicest performers I've ever met. The dude killed it on stage afterwards. So glad to see this clip today.

@GabrielGabriel-vk7ey 4 года назад

“I’m a baby what you want me to do “ priceless 😂😂😂😂

@cantharellusxxii 3 года назад

Idk why but his giggles are like the best. They instantly bring a smile to my face.

@kingofgrim4761 4 года назад

Damn I wish I hadn’t seen this before... I love Josh Johnson and wish he had more stuff online, he always brings a smile to my face and hes gonna make it big

@caela.r 4 года назад

I was gonna insult the cowboys but you support josh johnson so ig we good

@djlaithie2525 9 месяцев назад

He does nowww

@kingofgrim4761 9 месяцев назад

@@djlaithie2525 YESSIRRRR ITS AO GOOD

@kpdaghost 4 года назад

He sounds like the lawyer from the boondocks 😭😭😭

@WesleyG8857 4 года назад

Josh is quickly becoming one of my favorites in the stand up world of comendy!

@gardenjoy5223 3 года назад

"I'd like to be the guy I am on a first date." That's clever!

@justinwow17 4 года назад

Josh looks like a microphone

@arieluv615 4 года назад

😂😂😂😂 you ain’t have to go there.

@dananabread6632 3 года назад

Probably the most accurate thing I've seen all day

@justinwow17 3 года назад

Danshelle Jones I had to 🤣🤣🤣

@ellie-tk4jy 3 года назад

that's an 80s joke

@tiredwatermelon333 4 года назад

the only guy who can _always_ make me laugh. like idk how many friends i recommended him to when they were feeling off

@Rickyp0123 4 года назад

I've actually seen an uber driver drift perfectly to pick up his customers

@refilwemay8138 4 года назад

This is some wholesome content.. ❤️😂😂

@lancethrustworthy Год назад

Please continue, Mr. Johnson. I haven't seen any bad bits. You are needed. The best thing to do with life, is enjoy it.

@marieknight9385 3 года назад

No matter how many times I hear his jokes they're still funny

@theman328088 4 года назад

What a legend.. From the UK I will pay good money to see his stand-up.. His delivery kills me.. Hats off to him

@krystalsmith5218 4 года назад

"The advise I got when i first started was to quit." 😆

@josephdouglas5242 4 года назад

Those out of sync blinks helped sell the baby impression so well.

@somerandomidioticnerd9769 4 года назад

That one thing was the one that sealed the deal

@Tinamar65 2 года назад

My favorit set of Josh

@zionfreeman303 4 года назад

Yell need to keep an eye on this guy. He's pretty good 🤣

@derekschultz5029 3 года назад

This guy is hilarious. Been binging him all day

@insaneinthemembrane7237 4 года назад

His description of Louisiana is perfect

@mohammedidrees3890 4 года назад

Need more Josh Johnson!

@george-0197 4 года назад

You so damn funny when you use the different voices. The timing is so unique and funny

@galacticwarlock2271 4 года назад

I like him more everytime I hear more of his stuff he is a great writer. Good delivery too.

@bookbook9495 4 года назад

You giggle.... I love this lil guy

@RhythmnOfThought 4 года назад

I feel like he just reached a whole other level of funny. He's even better than in the past. Really enjoyed it.

@selecta_ssbm 4 года назад

I love this bit about getting kicked out of the gang

@bluetry35722 4 года назад

Super hilarious, super talented. This is the next best thing in comedy

@alansamuel2454 4 года назад

This guy's sound effects are REALLY GOOD!

@wyattmiranda3484 2 года назад

Just discovered this guy today and he’s hilarious, I can’t get enough of him.

@Watcher413 3 года назад

I’m a long haul truck driver so my boss knows exactly when I wake up and sleep. He knows when I stop to use the bathroom and where. My boss knows what I do all day everyday besides what I do when I’m done working for my day then 10 hours later he knows what I’m doing again

@d.s.r.7.7.7 4 года назад

imagine josh performing alongside dulce.

@nancygibson8854 4 месяца назад

I love the Girl Scouts outside the pot store... Priceless!

@cory41287 4 года назад

I haven't laughed this hard from stand up for a long time. Great content man.

@twitkh6924 4 года назад

this guy need to blow up and get a netflix special

@tate6767 4 года назад

That was great. I woulda loved if he did a call back to the years in New York bit when he was doing the baby joke like the baby was 1 year old but he had 5 years of New York living.

@brandonly27 Год назад

The drive by and saying "sorry" afterwards. LMAO!!!

@Jesse__H 4 года назад

This guy is funny. His other set that y'all have on here was better tho.

@mirnoyevolkodav8036 4 года назад

Very true, already heard this set, still good tho

@ericmoore2571 3 года назад

Hi Jesse

@byendlvl 4 года назад

When he suddenly shifted from calming asmr whisper to his regular voice it terrified me to the soul

@merchantshipss 2 года назад

i love watching this guys sets because you can always hear someone coughing in the back from laughing so hard

@lexkeach5726 4 года назад

I've seen most of this material already but it's still great again! I love this kid

@sarahharrelson2453 3 года назад

I love him so much!!! "Yaaaaamean"

@amberstarfish8119 Год назад

His description of Louisiana at the beginning... 😂😂😂 I live in Louisiana, can confirm!

@ekdaufin1485 4 года назад

Uber teleportation 🤣

@serenahilton1428 2 года назад

The baby bit is killing me! 🤣😂

@Mrarson360 10 месяцев назад

Just came across Josh today and I have to say that my algorithms did not fail me

@redlightning6243 3 года назад

3:00 🤣🤣🤣 Oh I just love the Uber Joke!

@LadyWisdom217 3 года назад

I love his delivery but I swear he's getting younger and younger every time I see him.

@sofiamariaklein5085 3 года назад

smart comedy, love it. wish there was more of his work.

@C-Rhino 3 года назад

Josh Johnson is hilarious but shoutout to the guy that goes "HA HA" at 1:10

@SwiggityPeanut 4 года назад

dude, this is some quality gold

@bradyweed4124 2 года назад

He has such a pleasant smile

@How2Disappear195 2 года назад

New fav comedian

@LooneyToon4171 3 года назад

I ended up WHEEZING. I'm laughing too hard.

@willr8764 4 года назад

This guy deserves to go far.

@AL-cn6pp 8 месяцев назад

Why is he not a movie star yet?

@zemorph42 3 месяца назад

I haven't laughed like this in years! 😂 Josh, you're going to be a star!

@BrynDonovanWriter 4 месяца назад

This guy is my #1 favorite comic.

@bassfingers 4 года назад

Love this guy 😆✌🏻❤️🇬🇧

@monarch8086 3 года назад

That description of Louisiana 😂😂😂

@Lilly-xi6ip 3 года назад

This guy is amazing 🙌🏽 I have to see him live 😂

@Mothman1992 3 года назад

Ironically I usually get girlscout cookies in the dispensery too

@braydenthehalf-elfbard4686 3 года назад

My favorite comedian now

@niners5time822 4 года назад

And we’re a gang! Lol

@mrsellenj.a1740 4 года назад

Thank you for the greatly needed and appreciated laughs, stay well and God bless

@tessbessette5365 4 года назад

josh johnson!!!! one of my favorite comedians for sure!!!

@kimmyball4961 4 года назад

He is one of the best young comics I've seen!! Sooo funny!!

@tvexx4213 4 года назад

No lie this is my 11th rewatch he is so funny I love it

@TheSpanishzombie 4 года назад

People think he’s funny ? Really ? Well they are right, funny af

@dr.rashmichaudhary1716 3 года назад

Had us in the first half ngl

@Duchess8838 2 года назад

I love you Josh!!! Too funnnyyy!

@franciscomarquez9845 2 года назад

This kid is great 🤣

@SubliminalMessagesTV 4 года назад

"Like IDK whatchyou want me to do, like"

@entend.8087 4 года назад

1:08 did someone just say: "Kakaww" 😂

@natbvm1880 4 года назад

Looove this guys style

@MessieJessie719 2 года назад

He’s so weird I think I love him