At first i thought maybe he was referring to some stupid internet thing or just making a joke but towards the end of the garlic rant it finally struck me
@Shane yyyyyyeah actually you're right, I did. I must've made that comment late at night or something, not realizing who the person I was replying to had replied to.
I never thought of jerma behind the wheel of an actual irl car until he mentioned driving a Civic. This car crash obsessed PSYCHO could be out there driving among us... truly terrifying
He says "swaydoh science" which would be understandable if he grew up saying it that way and its hard to kick the habit and whatnot but the reason he actually says it is because "its fun to say it that way" which i think he should be imprisoned for
Okay wait, Jerma has a heavily reduced stream schedule as of recently and has mentioned the idea of running secret channels as "The Slime Guy" and as a "Kids Content-Creator"... What are the odds that he is doing this RIGHT NOW, and none of us have ANY idea. Just a thought...
he could pull it off too i think. he just has to use a very weak voice filter and maybe an accent and he could be some random twitch streamer #484958493848 and we'd never know.
The problem is he specifically wanted it to be like "The Otto Show" or whatever or make Otto the protagonist, and he wanted to do all the voices himself. If you found that channel, you'd recognize it was him immediately.
I like how earlier in the stream he said that if he did this in real life he would fall into a ravine and the camera would just point up into the sky and the stream ended exactly in that scenario
The solid like 30 seconds of building up looking out the window like he's about to do something and make sure no one's watching was more climactic than what even happened.
I love how we’re such an awful and stupid audience just as a collective that we make Jerma, an actually intelligent person, question his sanity on a regular basis
My favorite bit was when jerma said pools weren't made of concrete, learned that they were made of steel, and instead focused on the fact they were also made of plant byproduct
The best part is that I don't even think the thing he was complaining about in-game was even a pool, it was filled with dirt and rubble. I think it may have been the top to a sub-surface tank or something.
i'm pretty sure he meant inflatable pools, then found a search result about full-sized pools, and then assumed that resin meant that plastic material that they use for inflatable stuff
I love how absurdly hostile and accusatory chat is to Jerma and he just takes it so easily. They constantly gaslight him. Honestly his chat moves so fast I don't know how he reads anything
36:00 I asked this and he never told me yes or no and my grandpa really wanted to see him eat The Big Hotdog, he was really sad when he was watching the stream and ignored my question. ):
Streamer who's never left house buys expensive graphics card from scalper with laundered money and plays pirated games (to subsidise the markup) to simulate what it would be like if he was a full time laborour, starts screaming "No! No! No!" when the voices in his head mock him for believing role-playing as a hard worker with a wife, family and friends means nothing and it's all just a way to cope, and establishes an alternate reality in his head where he's an Internet celebrity known as 'the sus guy' to give him temporary relief from his crushing lonely life
theres only one reason id ever want to see jerma stream among us. and thats if its a charity goal thats the highest one. like stupidly high. like enough to pay the debt high. and its for one single match for among us and if the game crashes that still counts
It would have to genuinely find the cure for cancer and dimentia in a single pill that tastes like a freshly baked chocolate chip cookie and even then he could just quit from the main menu because technically he played among us
Chess hasn't been updated in almost 200 years and it's obvious the devs have abandoned it. The greedy creators took your money and laughed all the way to the bank. I remember back in 705 AD when chess was fun. Then they started adding stupid features no one wanted like "Castling" and "En Passant" instead of listening to player feedback and fixing game-breaking bugs. I've been complaining for YEARS about the collision-detection glitch with the horsey. The "clipping-thru-pieces" bug has been abused to death and the lazy devs refuse to fix it. Don't support this awful behaviour and boycott this company.
You remember when the overflow glitch was discovered that let the piece value circle around from pawn to any piece you wanted, like a new queen? They tried to play that off as a feature too.
@@Dorelaxen Otto puts foil on the counter to stop Jerma from reaching up at 3am and eating his dog food as a "convenient and tasty midnight snack" as he told his psychiatrist (who is also Otto).
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They don't salt the roads where I deliver mail, which makes winters a 𝓟𝓪𝓲𝓷 𝓲𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓐𝓢𝓢. Grumman LLV mail trucks are 2,700lb. of aluminum, so they slide out and get stuck if you look at them funny.
He hated the original sus face even tho it was such a meme spectacle. But here he is again with version 2. He really brings it on himself doesn't he...
There's at least some truth to the "garlic-brain" tangent. My mother eats a lot of garlic, and she smells pretty strongly of it all the time. It drives my father and sister crazy.
Jerma just reenacted the Sorcerer/Wages of Fear movie in his live-stream, with his slow descent into insanity while he takes unnecessarily treacherous routes and has his cargo destroyed.
@@JacobKinsley I think "bags" refers to air-suspension, which can raise or lower the car using a compressor (I think!) So it can be a COOL streetcar that is really low to the ground B)
I think it's actually really scummy of jerma, a guy who makes hundreds of dollars every stream, to pirate a game he's going to use to make money. No idea why the hell he did that.
Im never able to catch the live streams so I always end up watching these before bed and I often fall asleep to them. It's gotten to where I get tired at the sound of his voice
compact streamer provides internet with proof why he shouldn't be trusted with any vehicle bigger than a moped and admits to staring at himself in the mirror during fights with subscribers
