This entire stream was a diversion so now when you look up “jerma drug dealer” you find this instead of the multiple times he was arrested in Boston for drug distribution
He was my drug dealer between 2010 and 2019. I mean he was my actual drug dealer in real life. Crazy boutique type designer chemicals that’ll cook your soul. This isn’t a meme. Every club on the east coast pushed his product. I knew kids who carved up their own faces trying to “reach their own nightmares”. My ex almost devoured by gators, looking for the “Big Gonzo Lizard”. He’s ruined _so many_ lives, and I can’t understand how he’s still out here, while everyone else involved is dead or behind bars or clinically insane. I know we say it like it’s some kind of joke but this guy really is fucked.
Jerma handed me a pill and told me to take it if I wanted to “peep the horror”. I was pretty hesitant but he just kept staring at me, so I took it. That night I had visions of my mortal demise & personally met Satan in hell. I’ll never understand why he would create such a horror
Hes a danger to society. I havent been able to sleep at night ever since he spiked my drink. I have no idea what he laced me with but i keep hearing a blender when i try to sleep
it's not a myth. fda considers insects and animal droppings natural contaminants because it's better to have little bits of bugs in chocolate, pasta, fruit, cheese, etc, than pesticides in the water supply. fda rules are based on number of insect parts/fragments per 100g of chocolate, they get oddly specific too. stuff like "200grams of rice can have at most five mouse hairs, 10 droppings, 100 insect parts". or such and such. on average 100grams of chocolate has 5-8 insect fragments/parts, which is far less than the 60 which is the limit the fda has in place. it's just filler/protein, there's no feasible way to produce food at scale affordably and keep every bug/mouse out. insect fragments in chocolate are so small you'd never notice unless you had an allergic reaction to them, it's a real thing, some people can't eat certain foods because of it.
@@pervasivedoubt150 handsome doctor, in a open lab coat with no shirt (abs showing) and bike shorts walks in carrying his bike on a single finger like it's an empty tote bag. he tosses it up and the bike lands perfectly on a hook on the wall. he unlatches his bike helmet and kneepads, revealing his flowing golden locks and chiseled kneecaps. The perfectly formed but tiny man who was sitting on the exam table, kicking his legs back and forth takes note of all this, he visibly begins pogging at the sight of the handsome doctor's knees. the doctor thinks it's pretty cringe, but he doesn't say it out loud. The doctor turns to the homunculus before him, "says here on the chart you're Jerma985 Elbertson?" Jerma eyes widen and he karate chops the air rhythmically during his response, trying to impress the doctor. "BYEAH, thats me, look at me!" the doctor calmly responds "alright well, your vitals seem fine, can't do anything about the height without painful expensive surgery, so... (his voice drops two octaves and becomes bitcrushed, like jigsaw) YOU WANNA EAT BUGS?" he pulls out a large bug salad bowl, a full man sized portion, of spiders, roaches, ants, worms, etc, all still wiggling and the movement throws a few of them onto the floor. they skitter away as jerma watches nervously. jerma thinks to himself "he's everything I've ever wanted" the doctor, still doing a saw voice, says sternly "MAKE YOUR CHOICE"
So yeah.... I was getting robed and tried the "just throw the money" technique and the guy legitimately said "wtf is this, a jerma skit" and there was a moment of connection, then his fist made a more impactful connection with my cheek. He totally could tell that I knew his reference.
I love when a time limit is introduced and jerma immediately stops what he's doing and just stands there going "what- what- wh-" for atleast half of the alloted time
The thing that makes this particular stream of his better is the fact when Joel played it he found it boring and was wondering how Jerma managed to stream it for hours.
I think Joel is very game focused, whilst Jerma makes content from anything. For Joel there's no funny moments, but for Jerma he makes fun of the situation and everything reminds him of something and then he starts making bits and it just snowballs. And Im subbed to both, so this isnt a diss on Joel, they're just very different haha
If jerma were to actually kill someone we’d never know because of all these jokes we make about it. We’d just think it was another meme if we saw his mugshot on tv
"For every ¼ cup of cornmeal, the FDA allows an average of one or more whole insects, two or more rodent hairs and 50 or more insect fragments, or one or more fragments of rodent dung." -CNN Article from 2024
I never watch jerma. The few times I've gotten around and been like I wanna watch jerma. It's always his chat trolling him about his volume at the beginning. He still falls for it 🤣
This is wild that you uploaded this today. I went years back to find Sips’s old vods of him playing this, just yesterday. My two favorite old men on Twitch ❤
@dumptruck Could you make one of your fantastic long edits of the Clocktower 3 stream. It has my favourite jerma moments but its like 5 hours long. That would be awesome sauce if you could hombre.
35:00 Listen, Germa, it's not about being fancy, it's about the fact that whipped cream tastes like fermented dog shit. It's nasty. I'd absolutely turn it upside down and spray away if it were like custard or slightly melted ice cream, or just softice. But whipped cream? I'd vom.
@@FrostyFoxDrake No that's what I'm saying, I'm not looking down on Jerma, I'm looking up to his miraculous power swallow such huge loads of cream. It's remarkable.
You must have recorded all of this when the game first came out. This game doesn't look like this anymore and its better than it was when it first came out I guess.
i remember playing 2 dos games about drug dealing because one of them was an inspiration for a game called Dealer on Newgrounds. Drugwars was easy, you just ran weed while stashing cash and working your way up and out of debt while hoping not to get fuckin robbed, murdered or arrested. Druglord on the otherhand, was hard as shit. You had to work with going across country which had effected the price of drugs you had. Like a g of coke would be a grand in NY and in San Diego, it'd be 650 so you had to play like an actual genius
For anyone who, god knows why, might thinking of buying this game: dont. Its terrible. The devs suck. Its worth pirating, not worth buying. Edit: I should clarify, by "it's worth pirating, not worth buying", I meant it's worth your time but not your money, didnt mean anything about the morals (because piracy is always moral). There's some fun to be had, but even three dollars is too much.
Ooo shocking. The obvious small little effort game isn't worth buying. It's literally a mobile game worth of mechanics. We're not idiots. Also everyone knows there's always a game that comes out that only streamers can have "fun" with.
@@MissBeloved__promised a handful of interesting mechanics to get people to buy, then abandoned it and started work on a sequel. I don't remember all the specifics, it's been awhile.
