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Impotent Species - Jerma Plays Spore (Long Edit) 

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A species incapable of survival without external assistance.
Jerma: twitch.tv/jerma985
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@grantdanasty
@grantdanasty 2 месяца назад
1:14:10 "Gronk, twist his head off" is some real "Mods, crush his skull" energy.
@_Lumiere_
@_Lumiere_ 2 месяца назад
"Mods, obliterate that guy's existence for 10 seconds"
@TimMoore-gv7hu
@TimMoore-gv7hu 2 месяца назад
it's also funny because Gronk is an actual insult here in Australia its the equivalent of calling someone an idiot, mentally disabled or a way of saying that someone is generally unlikable so the "Gronk, twist his head off" had me chuckling because my first thought was that he ment "Dumbass, twist his head off"😂
@moby2579
@moby2579 2 месяца назад
Thank you for reminding me this I laugh for 5 minutes
@vulkantheprimarch8905
@vulkantheprimarch8905 2 месяца назад
"I have seven dollars, is that enough to mate?" The age old question
@quantumblur_3145
@quantumblur_3145 Месяц назад
"I am not one of your seven-dollar whores! *Seduce* me!"
@dudeskeela
@dudeskeela 2 месяца назад
S P O R N .
@evanwiechert3168
@evanwiechert3168 2 месяца назад
Timestamp?
@Roughly182Eggs
@Roughly182Eggs 2 месяца назад
​Sporn ​@@evanwiechert3168
@robert7100
@robert7100 2 месяца назад
@@evanwiechert31682:34
@Fischstix95
@Fischstix95 16 дней назад
@@evanwiechert3168 37:35 "I have seven dollars, is that enough to mate?" he dementedly asked the frightened jogger.
@anxietyprimev6983
@anxietyprimev6983 2 месяца назад
I laughed along with Jerma while he was going on that rant about how nobody eats carrots and lettuce when they're stoned, but inside I was secretly horrified because that legitimately sounds really nice. Give me a cold bag of iceberg lettuce when I'm high and I'd tear through it like a starving prisoner of war with a family sized bag of doritos.
@jordan-my2vl
@jordan-my2vl 2 месяца назад
baby carrots can never go wrong
@kurzwaren9304
@kurzwaren9304 Месяц назад
I'M HIGH AND THIS REMINDED ME I HAVE BABY CARROTS IN THE FRIDGE
@anxietyprimev6983
@anxietyprimev6983 Месяц назад
Guys, I don't think you quite realize what I'm going at here. When I say "eating a bunch of carrots while stoned out of my gourd sounds nice", I don't mean baby carrots. I mean I'm one bad day away from going down to the closest grocery store, getting a huge bag of full-sized, "what's up, doc" ass carrots, lighting up and living my best 5-pound forest herbivore life. But nonetheless, regardless, even if you are not quite on the same mental level as I am (whatever that means), I wish all high people a very pleasant bag full of baby carrots.
@quantumblur_3145
@quantumblur_3145 Месяц назад
Somebody should tell the stoned Danganronpa how baby carrots and packaging volumes work.
@FelixHelix
@FelixHelix Месяц назад
@@anxietyprimev6983 There is a poetic rhythm in the way you comment. I feel you'd make a very good story writer.
@DrunkenCoward1
@DrunkenCoward1 2 месяца назад
I love how he says "Spore" at the start like some kind of magic spell. Like he is spreading his spores by the word alone. Just blowing them out into the world to reproduce.
@jeremytitus9519
@jeremytitus9519 2 месяца назад
Cognitohazardous Andy
@we-must-live
@we-must-live 2 месяца назад
@@jeremytitus9519 Fungal Infection andy
@noviolam2618
@noviolam2618 2 месяца назад
Responsibility of a 10/10 😞
@statomic
@statomic 2 месяца назад
like an anime move. he says spore and thousands of particles suddenly fly out from behind him
@DrunkenCoward1
@DrunkenCoward1 2 месяца назад
@@statomic "I alone am the Honored One. Imaginary Technique: Spore." *Jerma noises*
@user-pn5lk5bz9z
@user-pn5lk5bz9z 2 месяца назад
Jeremy started out in both spore and real life as sperma
@jeremytitus9519
@jeremytitus9519 2 месяца назад
Last to the ovum, first to the nucleus. He plays a tortoise type game.
@Baddaby
@Baddaby 2 месяца назад
Sperma985
@sinkingwrench
@sinkingwrench 2 месяца назад
Сперма 👍
@c1nnamodoll
@c1nnamodoll 2 месяца назад
his chat becoming completely feral, like they're about to fight to the death about whether or not jerma had the expansion parts, made me laugh so hard LMAOOO
@c1nnamodoll
@c1nnamodoll 2 месяца назад
stop FUCKING lying he DOESN'T HAVE THEM !!!! CHAT WRONG !!!!!!!!!! LMAOOOOOOOOO
@quantumblur_3145
@quantumblur_3145 Месяц назад
What do the first two symbols mean?
@bloodsausage6635
@bloodsausage6635 2 месяца назад
I cannot believe he befriended the giant rat that makes all of the rules
@statiksea
@statiksea 2 месяца назад
Dumptruck on the path to being a new jerma long edit legend in the pantheon
@Ry-mj2eb
@Ry-mj2eb 2 месяца назад
dumptruck
@Batsquid_
@Batsquid_ 2 месяца назад
Calling them a pantheon is fantastic lol. There is definitely enough lore to go off of with channels like golden_winged
@shamrockgaming9505
@shamrockgaming9505 2 месяца назад
Skye4 as well@@Batsquid_
@dinkeykong
@dinkeykong 2 месяца назад
@@Batsquid_skye4 is also a legend in the industry
@Batsquid_
@Batsquid_ 2 месяца назад
@@dinkeykong Oh definitely, idk why I didn't think to mention them lol.
@Qaztar44
@Qaztar44 2 месяца назад
Mike dying and him immediately feasting on his corpse had me dying
@LastGladius
@LastGladius 2 месяца назад
37:35 "I have 7 dollars, is that enough to mate?" Favorite quote so far
@ChewyTwee
@ChewyTwee 2 месяца назад
26:40 "I'm just letting it flow I'm painting" *Immediately makes the most flleshlight looking creature I've ever seen*
@wasperfly
@wasperfly 2 месяца назад
nah thats my man the tully monster
@raphaelambrosiuscostco
@raphaelambrosiuscostco Месяц назад
Where do you buy your toys man
@alexanderartaza2173
@alexanderartaza2173 Месяц назад
​@@raphaelambrosiuscostco Bad dragon
@PotatoLad430
@PotatoLad430 2 месяца назад
Nice try feds, we all know Jerma is a spore creature grown in a lab by corporate America
@kakroom3407
@kakroom3407 2 месяца назад
single cell streamer
@jeremytitus9519
@jeremytitus9519 2 месяца назад
prokaryotuber
@we-must-live
@we-must-live 2 месяца назад
@@jeremytitus9519okay that’s actually pretty funny
@Baddaby
@Baddaby 2 месяца назад
​@@jeremytitus9519 I'm now stuck imagining a one-celled potato jermite
@waterbottle6644
@waterbottle6644 2 месяца назад
This dude was wicked fucking high playing this
@probablyondryland7142
@probablyondryland7142 2 месяца назад
Him struggeling on how many legs a scorpion has was cracking me up. Like I live in the north east and even I know they have 8 lmao
@derangedcrowd
@derangedcrowd 2 месяца назад
Spore is my absolute favorite game to play baked, so I definitely don't blame him lol
@vanillaice1335
@vanillaice1335 Месяц назад
he makes some fucking abomination and immediately says i love it
@syrupmancer
@syrupmancer 2 месяца назад
I really like when he calls the creatures 'people'
@Infamous_wu13
@Infamous_wu13 2 месяца назад
he is such a specimen lmao
@bigcooltony437
@bigcooltony437 2 месяца назад
sub-bot channel moment lmao
@Infamous_wu13
@Infamous_wu13 2 месяца назад
@@bigcooltony437 nuh uh ive been watching since tf2 days
@meyague
@meyague Месяц назад
​that's not true though
@Reac2
@Reac2 2 месяца назад
"A species incapable of survival without external assistance." Clownus Onlinus Streamerus
@drgaz2861
@drgaz2861 2 месяца назад
uploaded 8 minutes ago-andy
@isthisajojoreference9918
@isthisajojoreference9918 2 месяца назад
Commented an hour ago-andy
@spacebassist
@spacebassist 2 месяца назад
@@isthisajojoreference9918 first reply-andy
@bloodsausage6635
@bloodsausage6635 2 месяца назад
@@isthisajojoreference9918 replied 40 minutes ago andy
@SpiritKat1
@SpiritKat1 2 месяца назад
Commented two hours ago Andy
@l4ur489
@l4ur489 2 месяца назад
@@SpiritKat1Commented 5 minutes ago Andy
@voxlvalyx
@voxlvalyx 2 месяца назад
I've said bugs are just bio-robots for years. Glad to see Jerma is on-board with this.
@splootonic1993
@splootonic1993 2 месяца назад
14:27 "ooh that looks pretty cool" while making the most horrific flesh scorpion creature
@BlockDefender
@BlockDefender 2 месяца назад
When jerma said "I have $7; is that enough to mate?" I felt that on a spiritual level
@jennareynolds1403
@jennareynolds1403 2 месяца назад
Reblog this if YOU would let Jerma mate for $7
@melaniescott4877
@melaniescott4877 2 месяца назад
This is the funniest game of all time. I love watching Jerma just make weird little guys. I could watch him play the creature creator forever
@gunkwizardry
@gunkwizardry 2 месяца назад
the spore stream or as i like to call it the "bugs are math" stream
@gunkwizardry
@gunkwizardry 2 месяца назад
also RIP to Mike, we miss him everyday
@notsusanna7485
@notsusanna7485 2 месяца назад
“Bugs are basically just math!” Jerma says as he’s making a scorpion; which is, in fact, not a bug.
@TheSprint90X
@TheSprint90X 2 месяца назад
Creature stage is peak for me
@dan_loeb
@dan_loeb 2 месяца назад
37:34 (edit and 59:25 AND 1:15:17 holy cow he keeps doing it ) how have i never heard this quote taken out of context before
@roxwize
@roxwize 2 месяца назад
1:28:35 too
@GloopedoutYoinker
@GloopedoutYoinker 2 месяца назад
It is currently 3:00 am on the clock for me and I would like to say that this is a cursed stream to sleep to, woke up to the chirping and screeching of creatures. Thanks for the great edits and dedication!
@kayeskibbler647
@kayeskibbler647 2 месяца назад
Alright you made part 2 in less than a dynasty from part 1, you have distinguished yourself amongst vodders, i have subscribed to honor such distinction, may your truck remain dumpy
@obelgefreitermurller2602
@obelgefreitermurller2602 2 месяца назад
surreal experience watching the vod and then seeing this manifest into reality
@AM_artworks
@AM_artworks 2 месяца назад
Spore is one of my favorite games. Jerma playing it felt like being hugged by God.
@curtb.1995
@curtb.1995 2 месяца назад
"$7, is that enough to mate?"
@Swaggerpede
@Swaggerpede 2 месяца назад
So sad the spore servers are down now, I sooo wanted to download these
@Nettai
@Nettai 17 дней назад
They're still up, but the steam version of the game doesn't let you connect to them :(
@andrix7777
@andrix7777 2 месяца назад
holy shit he was naming his cell and i said "jermite" irl and he named it "jermamite"
@jeremytitus9519
@jeremytitus9519 2 месяца назад
Jermamite, but then again he miten’t.
@Bunster
@Bunster 2 месяца назад
@@jeremytitus9519 miteain't
@BoneBoyYo
@BoneBoyYo 2 месяца назад
weird that didnt happen for me...
@dan_loeb
@dan_loeb 2 месяца назад
jerma's "slorpian" is great but not using feet for it's six legs kills it's speed.
@kurzwaren9304
@kurzwaren9304 Месяц назад
JERMA NAME DROPPING CLINTS REPTILES???? SO INCREDIBLY BASED 13:20
@Nulldron
@Nulldron 2 месяца назад
kind of concerned about the pizza Jerma eats
@Spikedog777
@Spikedog777 2 месяца назад
Im going to make a hot pocket because of you thanks man
@vous2186
@vous2186 2 месяца назад
18:45 *me eating pizza with black olives on it at that very second* :(
@4dbagel945
@4dbagel945 2 месяца назад
God. I would love a taste of Jerma’s spore
@gangstalker5461
@gangstalker5461 2 месяца назад
Beautiful comment out of context
@rhettshanley8712
@rhettshanley8712 2 месяца назад
“That is so childish” proceeds to name the planet “zerkan”
@sharklegs
@sharklegs 2 месяца назад
"what the fuck does a carrot look like"
@Tbear995
@Tbear995 2 месяца назад
"what does a carrot look like..?"
@stwabewwwy
@stwabewwwy 2 месяца назад
thank u dumptruck for this food
@isopropyl1314
@isopropyl1314 2 месяца назад
Zerkinnoff such a classic
@Orientedmine
@Orientedmine 2 месяца назад
Fellow Clint’s reptile viewers 😊
@klotekat
@klotekat 2 месяца назад
My childhood game, thank u
@spiderthatstoleyourbacon3222
@spiderthatstoleyourbacon3222 2 месяца назад
Holy shit, Clint’s reptiles mentioned
@troglodytee
@troglodytee 2 месяца назад
CLITS REPTILES MY BELOVEDDD ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
@morii2078
@morii2078 2 месяца назад
'i have seven dollars is that enough to mate?'
@AveryHyena
@AveryHyena 2 месяца назад
45:16 Mactera Grabber sounds
@anormaluser5750
@anormaluser5750 Месяц назад
Love how he tries so hard to be an omnivore at the start and then he does NOTHING but hunt innocent creatures
@retro5945
@retro5945 2 месяца назад
Thank you for this edit brother youre a godsend. This shit was hilarious
@zoombeanie
@zoombeanie Месяц назад
Just desperately wailing at my screen for Jerma to finally get pose and charm every time he was in the creature creator
@frozenpoptarts7670
@frozenpoptarts7670 2 месяца назад
the clints reptiles reference made my day
@troglodytee
@troglodytee 2 месяца назад
CLINTS REPTILES MY BELOVED ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
@brugho7522
@brugho7522 2 месяца назад
Spore.
@stwabewwwy
@stwabewwwy 2 месяца назад
S c o r n
@jeremytitus9519
@jeremytitus9519 2 месяца назад
z o r n
@Taldirok
@Taldirok 2 месяца назад
Z e r m a
@mikeyb0121
@mikeyb0121 2 месяца назад
sperm
@jackcockerl7090
@jackcockerl7090 2 месяца назад
Thank you for making these really great stuff
@Ives1776
@Ives1776 2 месяца назад
58:07 what the hell lol, Mike was done dirty by Jermster lol
@GiraffeDawg
@GiraffeDawg 2 месяца назад
Thank you dumptruck for the edit!! 😁
@AlluckyTV
@AlluckyTV 2 месяца назад
Needed this to sleep Ty
@thewaltner
@thewaltner 2 месяца назад
He missed a huge opportunity to call his cell a "jerm"
@hiimnew9682
@hiimnew9682 2 месяца назад
i feel like this game was made for him
@pigeom32
@pigeom32 2 месяца назад
His first creature looks like an scp
@taloon3472
@taloon3472 2 месяца назад
Been waiting for this one!
@speenman
@speenman 2 месяца назад
another fine specimen from the even finer dumptruck, thank you once again
@seapackgaming4316
@seapackgaming4316 2 месяца назад
Jerma is a spore creation come to life
@TimMoore-gv7hu
@TimMoore-gv7hu 2 месяца назад
16:23 My immediate thought was that it looks like nigel thornberry as a scorpion
@demoniccheesepuff274
@demoniccheesepuff274 2 месяца назад
His rant about no one wanting carrots while theyre high is so untrue, my friend and I destroyed a bag of baby carrots while we were high, theyre cold and crunchy and refreshing, theyre a great high snack. Truly a maniacal streamer
@comfy39
@comfy39 2 месяца назад
You make great edits, thanks :)
@justanotherdan1888
@justanotherdan1888 2 месяца назад
Nice of Jeremy to show us the true form of him and his people like this
@sampsqwantch4612
@sampsqwantch4612 2 месяца назад
that thumbnail made me happy
@sgooopy0901
@sgooopy0901 Месяц назад
my headcannon for his planet name is xercanough
@IsMyNameUnique
@IsMyNameUnique 2 дня назад
jerma and gronk is like the middle school short kid and his stupid but huge friend that acts as his body guard
@chmanderx7849
@chmanderx7849 4 дня назад
I love the clints reptiles shout out
@itsafish4600
@itsafish4600 2 месяца назад
I love jerma
@Tebb.y
@Tebb.y Месяц назад
Throughout the first 5 minutes the spore looked like Vector and it was so funny to me 😭
@Graph06
@Graph06 2 месяца назад
Cant believe people be uploading new edits of streams from 3 years ago
@wazbeerz
@wazbeerz 2 месяца назад
mreow
@breebs
@breebs 2 месяца назад
Mrrrooowww
@cactuss33ds
@cactuss33ds 2 месяца назад
*gets you with the spray bottle*
@Storse
@Storse 2 месяца назад
mao
@goldilocks8235
@goldilocks8235 2 месяца назад
OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY
@tehdmanvids3
@tehdmanvids3 Месяц назад
This truly is a blessing to us Sporoids
@henryziegler6405
@henryziegler6405 2 месяца назад
clints reptiles is fire
@MattyHAM
@MattyHAM 2 месяца назад
Next game
@sen8368
@sen8368 18 дней назад
gronk is going to watch
@gliitterpunk
@gliitterpunk Месяц назад
the creature looks like if parry the platypus got exposed to radiation
@bbynnie
@bbynnie 2 месяца назад
spore andy
@b_relyhum_n
@b_relyhum_n 2 месяца назад
the first bugsnax video
@coffeepot3123
@coffeepot3123 Месяц назад
Spore is just a more accurate life sim than the Sims man. :)
@pukeouturgutz
@pukeouturgutz Месяц назад
hes lying i ask people for veggies when im high i love tomatoes and carrots and peppers (i also ask them for raw beef but that isnt the point)
@PonSealRove
@PonSealRove 17 дней назад
Gronk is love Gronk is life
@nakuyomaru4818
@nakuyomaru4818 2 месяца назад
Uploaded 8 days ago-andy
@nesageera
@nesageera 2 месяца назад
" do something! do something" after eating his friend while attacked and 3 mobs and doing nothing. why are you like this?
@bbynnie
@bbynnie 2 месяца назад
quagmire
@hugesmjfan8073
@hugesmjfan8073 2 месяца назад
FUCK YES 🙌
@marsh346
@marsh346 Месяц назад
59:26 The American Dream
@gamegator1048
@gamegator1048 2 месяца назад
SPORESPORESPORESPORESPOREIMSOHAPPY
@batm0uth
@batm0uth 2 месяца назад
aw man i thought he played it again
@AshleySOAD
@AshleySOAD 2 месяца назад
I miss the strobelights 😢😢
@AdminAbuse
@AdminAbuse 2 месяца назад
Could you include when something was streamed in the description? Since he barely streams now I would like to know if I am watching something new or just something I don't know yet
@renaigh
@renaigh 2 месяца назад
Streamer gives A home to Pokemon REJECTS
@spencerkaufman3257
@spencerkaufman3257 2 месяца назад
Yuhhhh
@fosterbennington6405
@fosterbennington6405 2 месяца назад
Veggietales Andy
@NeXaSLvL
@NeXaSLvL 2 месяца назад
he made a biblically accurate angel pizza!
@jeremytitus9519
@jeremytitus9519 2 месяца назад
Impotent Species is how the Jermaic Cluster Metamind classifies humankind. It’s based on a metric similar to the Kardashev scale, expect instead of energy utilisation, a species is ranked on its f_______ p__________ and the plasticity of its g_______ h_________
@carolineautopsy3229
@carolineautopsy3229 2 месяца назад
Fresh pizza and good humour :)
@tylerthecreatorshat
@tylerthecreatorshat Месяц назад
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