yes i read kendall and kylies dystopian book so you don't have to (and its bad) 

tattoo this on my forehead

😅

This one sentence had more of a plot than the book itself

​@@kalxco 💀

Tomatoes are at the ready every time the queen posts

OH MY GOD

You didn't buy it?

Proud of you bestie, it would've been a rebuy gold piece, but honestly I freaking hate re-selling

hopefully u offered 25¢ for it and then threw it right in the garbage, where it belongs.

The way I would have bought it just to hate read then resell because I have no morals 😂

I'm betting they just purchased an already written story from someone and slapped their name on it and called it a day

I’ve never watched it but…. Isn’t it that anyway?

TAKE MY MONEY I WOULD READ THAT IN A HEARTBEAT

@@HLB313 you win this is hilarious

If someone has read a book like this, please recommend 🙏

HAHAHA

@Trinity M I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of the ghost writer's larger ideas surrounding class and the actual dystopian elements were stricken in favor for the romances, because you know it's for 'teen girls'👉👈

The only class they understand is Effie Trinket!

i don’t think the jenners understand class struggles tho… maybe they even made the ghost writer cut down some parts that they saw as “reaching” and too “unrealistic”

Multi millionaires shouldn't even try to write about class struggles. It's like all those insanely wealthy RU-vidrs making "Squid Games in real life" videos, completely missing the point of the show

they just brainstormed everything sci-fi and dystopian trope and make that a book

As someone who started writing my own book based on The Giver in the 6th grade, dear God did this evoke a feeling

As if they wouldn’t be part of the elite who get taken down by the heroine 😂

there is so much here

Incredible comment 😂👏

This comment made me wheeze laugh irl tysm 🤣

there is a lot to unpack here joshua

as someone who studied tudor history i can confirm this is historically accurate

And of course the character rides a horse that is _not_ white but ivory, because girls that love animals are definitely not like other girls

@@coin5207and of COURSE it’s a horse because “it’s not a,like, poor person pet.”

That is true maybe the ghost writers have something they want to say

Hope everything goes alright ❤

hope all is well!!!💙💙💙

All my love to you, you aren't alone ❤️

hang in there my love! i've watched people jnsanely close to me work through and come out of divorces just fine. keep pushing through

We are rooting for you!! Hope it’s over and done with soon, keep going and know everything will be alright and work out in the end!

The idea of a resurrected George Orwell coming back to life just to piss us off with this book is the best thing I've heard all day.

George Orwell wrote some really good books tho so idk if u just don't like them or the writing of it?

@@anti_cactusthe original commenter directly, explicitly, verbatim, referred to Orwell as "someone who truly understands how to write a good dystopian" 😭 there were no straws to grasp, and you've still made a strawman somehow /lh

@@anti_cactus back under the bridge you go

kylie did infact read the book!! when asked, she could give details and insight on the book while kendall looked around confused 😭

THIS!!!

Not really but okay

@@stormthequeeen2751 I mean it is pretty dystopian that people are able to become billionares through the exploitation of the people and developing nations.

@@mystii8134 no it’s not

@@stormthequeeen2751 I guess you just hate the poor and don't believe that people living in developing nations deserve rights and humane working conditions while they suffer the exploitation of corporations and cruel billionaires who lobby their governments to steal resources and send their countries further into poverty.

this is a cry for help

Well...I doubt you have their privilege lol

LANDSCAPE PFP FIGHT IN 1....2....

​@@henrywayne5724but true though, it takes real big nepotism energy to be able to publish a book this bad and for it to be talked abt

STOp

i would love if they’d at least acknowledge it in a coming season of their show. like just make comedy of how “funny” it is that you’re so privileged that you forgot you “wrote a book” ten years ago, just like how Kris forgot that she had a condo in santa monica or smth

😂

yes everything was smooth (derogatory) top to bottom

Lemme check it out

It’s actually a great series!! I loved it in middle school!!

I loveeeee this series omg it’s been so long

I love that series ❤

I loved that series!!

honestly same im hurting so bad dude

@@uncarley oh how I love being a woman :D ( not )

hydrate and get yourself some chocolate

@@ellaronci2703 thank u bae!!! take care of yourself too

My dude, if your cramps are this bad then consider seeing a specialist for endometriosis (I say this as someone who is currently recovering from successful endometriosis excision surgery- it’s very much worth getting checked out)

I'm trying to think of one in particular and I can't think of the name of it

@@daytonsouthall1137 was it among the hidden?

which book? pls recommend 😭😭 sounds interesting

@@ashowstoppinnumber such a good book also, love the starkid reference username

Handmaid´s tale ?

omg im so happy to hear that!!

Same!

Do you need good recommendations?

@@human9460 That would be cool!! I used to read stuff like Twilight when I was younger lol but as of now I don't even have a specific genre to go for, so any recommendations are welcome !!

@nævis I obviously love Heartstopper XD Also the tea dragon society is super sweet. If you want a grafic novel with more action I recommend the umbrella academy by gerard way. Then I really enjoy John Greens books and The Henna Wars by Adiba Jaigirdar. Percy Jackson is a classic and Miss Perigents (?) home for peculiar children is also popular for a reason. Bunny by Mona Awad is wtf horror and very strange. The series of a natural history of dragon is also very loved (i have to whole series but haven't read it XD). Geekerella and the princess and the fangirl are also very fun. And Kacen Callender writed great queer books. But my favourite book is the stationary shop of Tehran by Marjan Kamali. I've never cried so much in my entire life. Because I'm German I also want to recommend some German authors whose books got translted into english: Cornelia Funke, Kerstin Gier, Erich Kästner. Here are some authors who are problematic that I wouldn't recommend. If you want a deep dive why they are problematic I recommend the yt channel readwithrachel: - cassandra clare - Jay Kristoff (but I have a Nevernight tattoo lol) - jkr obv - sarah j maas - cj piper

omg my dream reaction

How’s the hernia?

choke on my eggs is my new favourite phrase

IM JUST LIKE YOUU I’m just like you, YOURE JUST LIKE ME, you’re just like meeee

Exactly what I was thinking. Didn’t know if I was the only one. I had to read the first book of Among The Hidden in I think 7th grade? I liked it though. Started rereading it recently. One of my first impressions. I also read Monster, the crime case book. And 9th grade summer read Fahrenheit 451 and Animal Farm.

it was soooo good omg i forgot abt this book 😭

Omg I had to read that in school a few years ago I loved that book

I love this series, read it so much as a kid

I remember that!

happy to be of service bestie

we need someone to do a good job! that could be you!

Honestly a whole job where you get to write utter unhinged shite and have it be published without you having to pay for the whole process sounds so fun

🥺 thank you so much! i have been having an anxious week and this has lifted my spirits

thank you my loyal subject

i considered it im not gonna lie

@@uncarley I genuinely do not blame you

kick back and relax bestie!

@uncarley was so happy to hear you hated this book as much as I did

The way they stole the plot from the Alita manga but made it… worse 💀

i am human prozac

anytime girly

i love being sponsored by products i use (to self medicate my anxiety)

anytime solider

adderall and 🍃🍃 made this book you will not convince me otherwise

thank you 😔

thank you!!

im so glad bestie! its been an anxious week for me too but we've got this! we can do hard things!

@@uncarley We’ve got this for sure! Sending you love and good vibes and good vibes only 🫶🏻

Thanks I can't unsee it now lol

omg amazing work! yes save those bees thank you for doing that

eek im so glad!

🥺 thank you

@@uncarley uno reverse 🔄 💕

i am living proof you can rot your brain with 🍃🍃 and still read

their magnum opus

thank you so much!

okay good to know

!! im so glad