Takis Are Seriously Intense

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@AbduShu 2 года назад

One apple: no doctor 5 almonds: no cancer 4 dates: no weakness 1 taki: seriously intense

@divine5328 2 года назад

I can’t get dates

@adityaahirwar68 2 года назад

@@divine5328 😞

@neilnova2062 2 года назад

@@SailorScoutCatt 420 takis: a*s on fire

@agen_dior 2 года назад

@fαiyαz best joke ever!

@dudedude6892 2 года назад

1 taki: 1 million likes on tiktok, tiktakis.

@s3r3n3tymusic 2 года назад

Kurtis: let’s tiktalk about tiktok Danny: taki-ing about takis

@andyalwaysdoescrafts 2 года назад

I see a patern🧐

@AxxLAfriku 2 года назад

I STRONGLY DISAGREE! Being as famous as I am on RU-vid, I know that it gets hard to read every comment I get. I try my best, but I am just so famous, that I can't do it much longer. Sorry, dear liv

@weedfather6391 2 года назад

@@AxxLAfriku Hello askers? where are you?

@s3r3n3tymusic 2 года назад

Axxl are you ok

@oliveuuuu 2 года назад

hmm it seems like theyre the same person..

@_alieditsx Год назад

Imagine how awkward filming those ads are without the special affects

@midearthling 7 месяцев назад

Every single crew member asking, "Who is this person?"

@vickiking6562 Год назад

“The next trip to the bathroom will be intense” got me LOL

@getaloadofthisguy2927 Год назад

It’s SERIOUSLY intense. They’re not intense. They’re SERIOUSLY INTENSE

@sumiahmed5573 2 года назад

Any influencer: “Takis are SERIOUSLY intense” *gets possessed*

@postdboy 2 года назад

*goes super saiyan*

@c0tt0n78 2 года назад

@@postdboy LMAO TRUEE😭✋

@bolasbig9753 2 года назад

Ninja looked like he did crack and snorted gfuel

@foxywebb7384 2 года назад

Takis are seriously intense! *fucking dies*

@remyzoowemama4836 2 года назад

Gets possessed by a tesseract

@emilyarabo6290 2 года назад

skater kid: takis are intense tony hawk: takis are SERIOUSLY intense tony hawk: *uses kid as a skatebaord*

@ohrats7713 2 года назад

that is not where i was expecting that joke to go..

@somethingsomethingidontkno3847 2 года назад

...

@Willy72070 2 года назад

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@_cutepanda_ 2 года назад

@@ohrats7713 ikr but still hilarious

@DelphineTheWorstBladeEver 2 года назад

Best commercial ever

@IAMJAKETRIMBLE Год назад

I once got a whole fiesta sized bag where every single taki was coated with like 10x the seasoning as usual. They were completely inedible.

@effacsmitere 4 месяца назад

Takis are intense, but Takis are seriousky intense!

@theravenlordmasterofthevib8991 2 месяца назад

Markiplier sweating profusely in the background:

@ntskhun 23 дня назад

oh i would go ham with these. i would VACUUM them. i love extremely insanely seasoned snacks

@egg30 Год назад

Studying with takis and Albert Einstein shows up

@bagelbra1n Год назад

And then you and Albert die by an atomic bomb made of takis

@Doris_LOWHD 5 месяцев назад

The Quantum Theory of Light is intense, but Takis are SERIOUSLY intense *hits a old fashioned boogie*

@Paaxylol 2 месяца назад

@@Doris_LOWHDIM GIGGLING why is this comment so funny 😢😢

@neyademon1021 2 месяца назад

Praying with takis and jebus shows up

@justadude669 2 года назад

Everybody who eats takis has most likely inhaled the dust and fucking died

@ajdins3628 2 года назад

you are sus.

@ajdins3628 2 года назад

amg us

@justadude669 2 года назад

@@ajdins3628 ?

@c0tt0n78 2 года назад

That had happened to me more than it should’ve.

@dylanboyes9299 2 года назад

Love ur pfp

@mikeru_6 2 года назад

“huh. Greg is kinda intense.” Danny: “GREG IS SERIOUSLY INTENSE.”

@fandomneutral2823 2 года назад

DONT LOOK IT UP

@mariagloria5775 2 года назад

@@fandomneutral2823 whaaaaaaat whyyyyyyyyy

@samyourneighbor4122 2 года назад

nice pfp...love Hawks!

@loloz6973 2 года назад

can taki ninja beat goku tho?

@yalikejezz5308 Год назад

@@loloz6973 yes.

@G.oobe.r 9 месяцев назад

What I am getting from this is that, in this Taki universe, who you summon depends on what you are doing when you eat the Takis. like when the girl ate the Taki, she was dancing, so she summoned Charli D'Amelio. Another example is when the boy ate the take, he was playing video games, so he summoned Ninja.

@rainbowlack 5 месяцев назад

ah, an alternate universe where gender is determined by takis

@KEITHTHEGUTTED 20 дней назад

so theoretically if i was watching a low budget movie and ate a taki would danny appear

@dropthehatantonycraft7516 8 дней назад

At that point it sounds like the pitch for the next Persona game.

@savvazotov4196 Год назад

5:56 is one of my favourite moments of Danny. Ninja just basking in the intensity of the Takis

@loganstewart3751 2 года назад

It's funny to think about how awkward Ninja must have looked without special effects.

@maxmayfire9958 2 года назад

Ninja said 😤😤😤

@mattfromwiisports7970 2 года назад

gaming is intense BUT TAKIS ARE *SERIOUSLY* INTENSE

@jeramieshoe837 2 года назад

Can't be worse than normal

@dinosaur5458 2 года назад

I was thinking the same thing lol

@rebix6848 2 года назад

@Ross With No Sauce hot damn

@joseph.k4803 2 года назад

They got the whole 'Marvel: Endgame' VFX team here. . . This is SERIOUSLY visually intense

@nateayi 2 года назад

marvel endgame

@unknownexerpt4724 2 года назад

I’m really excited for Marvel: No Way Home

@LMAOuncleDEMO 2 года назад

CAN'T wait for Marvel: Love and Thunder.

@pixelatedaimer 2 года назад

did any of you see marvel: infinity war

@LMAOuncleDEMO 2 года назад

@@pixelatedaimer of course bro, but i didnt really like Marvel: Age of ultron :/, it was a weak entry/sequel.

@maverickREAL Год назад

1:49 So crazy, Danny's getting really good at editing! How'd he make his entire room look like a "video missing" screen?

@azadanzans5359 4 месяца назад

we will probably never know what that was supposed to be

@IamGregory 2 месяца назад

I'm so honored that Danny says hi to me every time I turn on one of his videos. Thanks man, have a great day!

@garfieldlover18 Месяц назад

Thats crazy dude

@VIVZVOID 2 года назад

“Takis are seriously intense.” **gets banished to the fiery pits of hell**

@Goldengd-ys8bi 2 года назад

Satan be like WHO THE HELL ARE YOU

@shreksarmy2597 2 года назад

*chrunch* oh hi satin

@bagel_dev 2 года назад

999th like. I guide others to a treasure I cannot posess.

@juice-or-oasis 2 года назад

Tumblr: Super hell??? 😳

@BurningThisToTheGround 2 года назад

Lmfao

@zaccwiggins 2 года назад

Ninja’s Takis ads are always the funniest because whenever he “transforms” he just outstretches his arms like some omnipotent god basking in his own glory

@codeskele7337 2 года назад

^ Goku

@MT-xq4km 2 года назад

I just imagine him without all the special effects 😂

@parzavaal5335 2 года назад

the only ones I like John Cena ones, sadly

@lavalampluvr 2 года назад

this comment haunts me every day i cackled at work yesterday and dropped an entire case of glass bottles of olive oil over "like some omnipotent god basking in his own glory"

@parzavaal5335 2 года назад

@Pressy likes BANANABREAD 0.0000000000000025%*

@carafeeley Год назад

My country doesn’t really have takis, and when I was in Spain this summer I tried some (they were called ‘xtra hot’, they didn’t have the regular ones in that shop) and honestly they didn’t taste that spicy but they still made me cough if I ate them wrong, which was weird.

@Fymzie Год назад

prolly because of the takis dusts being inhaled subconsciously

@carafeeley Год назад

@@Fymzie That could have been it, I didn’t think of that!

@padawanofconfusion5954 3 месяца назад

I also only recently saw imported takis in stores and tried the Fuego flavor and at first I was fine, didn't love the taste but then I coughed. Same when I offered my sibling, they at first were like "oh I see why you could eat this" and then their face shifted and they coughed and put the bag away. Our parent could eat them at least so we didn't waste them

@amouryong Год назад

Danny referring to Charlie as if she's a professional dancer and not just a tiktok dancer makes me want to cry

@aoriiyes Год назад

she’s a professional dancer aswell 💀

@R-SXX 5 месяцев назад

Its truly cringe, these creators are just so... I can't find a word but seeing true celebs like Ryan Reynolds in an Ad makes me interested, but literally every TikToker or whatever inside real ads makes me wanna vomit of cringe

@kathygrass 2 года назад

I want a taki commercial with Marie kondo. she would be folding hoodies so quickly

@howiegruwitz3173 2 года назад

The one with Tyler Blevins is pretty cool

@FringePrincess 2 года назад

I might buy takis if they do this

@anniyh 2 года назад

she'd have to clean her hands though, can't get that taki dust on the clothes

@mahreen8992 2 года назад

The image in my mind rn is cRACKING ME UP

@sadmermaid 2 года назад

Hahaahhahaha

@gcombe1 2 года назад

“But Takis are SERIOUSLY INTENSE!” *turns into a fucking super saiyan*

@ifIgetsubsIllputarealname 2 года назад

No... A hyper Saiyan!

@Thommyboi-yq2qy 2 года назад

No...............a super DUPER saiyan

@codeskele7337 2 года назад

i’ve been looking a comment like this lol

@icecreamsundd 2 года назад

*“…and this, is to go.. even further beyond!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-“* -Goku when turning super saiyan 3

@aishaMa_ 2 года назад

@@icecreamsundd aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa we’re no strangers to love aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

@user-gc2zh6ee3v 2 месяца назад

i just imagine one of the ads to be like "oh i ate too many taki's" and they rush to the bathroom and retro music and shart sounds fill the screen and takis are swirling around the bathroom 💀😭

@TintinFanTintinfan234 Год назад

Lol this continues to be one of my favorite Danny Gonzales videos

@ChengTeoh 2 года назад

There needs to be a warning on the bag that says - "Takis must be eaten outdoors to avoid having your house burned by the explosive fire tornadoes you'll experience with every bite"

@chadsta3732 2 года назад

Seriously its super intense

@makiyawest98 2 года назад

Yes Ong

@Yumiisnthere 2 года назад

Warning : This product contains food that if consumed within a house, the building has a high chance of getting set on fire , because of the 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑛𝑠𝑖𝑡𝑦 of takis (this is not meant to be a realistic warning)

@darkpicture3 2 года назад

yessir

@Alantico2 2 года назад

Yes

@mustachepancake5037 2 года назад

Was worried he was never going to say, “Tik Taki” thank god he did

@sweettcarrot 2 года назад

Tik taki >:3

@atronadon.8934 2 года назад

It’s not tik takis ITS SERIOUSLY INTENSE

@drunckencandyskies1432 2 года назад

1k like :)

@dripleaf_ 2 года назад

tik taki is a polish snack or a candy

@ywoisug8845 2 года назад

@@dripleaf_ it isn't polish

@vivian..skyydu Год назад

I currently crying right now my parents have just broke up I’m trying watch Danny to cheer me up but I’m still crying I love you Danny (◞‸◟)

@ryanspalding6524 Месяц назад

Drug addict: Takis are intense Drug dealer: takis are SERIOUSLY intense Drug dealer: *sells drug addicts*

@cease842 2 года назад

“Takis are disrespectfully intense” Takis don’t care about your feelings

@Wendriz 2 года назад

*cough* markiplier *cough*

@gabrxael 2 года назад

fAcTs Don’T cArE aBoUt yOuR fEeLiNGs

@silliestgooseever 2 года назад

Omg are takis a ben Shapiro kinnie

@thenotsoamazinggracetnsag3463 2 года назад

@@silliestgooseever NO-

@Yoikumo 2 года назад

Man I know to many takis

@Debbk455 2 года назад

I like how Danny implies Abraham Lincoln is a “professional” at getting murdered at plays. He’s only done it once 🙄

@nonodudeyes5827 2 года назад

Think about all the different universes he’s done it in.

@Mythikal13 2 года назад

@@nonodudeyes5827 doesnt necessarily mean Honest Abe would have the collective experience of himselfs across the multiverse Whats collectively beyond the multiverse that determines how they all work? Are we really from there and not the birth of our own universe within the multiverses? I just googled "what's beyond the multiverse" and I am now having an existential crisis

@beckiobrien8260 2 года назад

bestie he’s so good that he only had to do it once

@nonodudeyes5827 2 года назад

@@Mythikal13 thanos kept snapping and unsnapping him so that it’s an infinite time loop and he’s probably done it trillions of times allready.

@nonodudeyes5827 2 года назад

**already**

@courtneysatella9946 Год назад

“The next trip to the bathroom will be seriously intense”- a wise wise man

@StoopidBread 4 месяца назад

“Talki-ing about takis” 😂 Danny you never fail to make us laugh

@moonycanwatch 2 года назад

G - takis R - are E - seriously G - intense

@Coin1_ 2 года назад

Underrated

@ILikeBirds 2 года назад

Genius

@orans_ 2 года назад

bUt tHaTs nOt tHe riGhT lEtTeRs

@moonycanwatch 2 года назад

@@orans_ anyone that replies with that will be deemed craig for eternity

@orans_ 2 года назад

@@moonycanwatch lol

@benedict0902 2 года назад

"I BREATHED IN THE TAKI DUST" Crack is intense, but takis are *SERIOUSLY* Intense.

@kemaiclemons7835 Год назад

O-O

@catrathemagicat Год назад

I seriously accidentally do that every time I have takis. I knew as soon as his voice cracked it happened to him. We love that representation :)

@hurelten Год назад

@@catrathemagicat you’re late.

@catrathemagicat Год назад

@@hurelten dang I know.

@Qwerka Год назад

@@catrathemagicat no furries no worries

@theflyingcrud Год назад

Ate too many of these once. Let's just say I thought I had internal bleeding for about 10 seconds the next day until I remembered I ate them. Went through the 5 stages of grief so fast

@CrushedByAaAMountainOfBooks Год назад

7:00 Nah man don't feel sorry he planned for that shit, thats a ritual for summoning ninja.

@mushroomsoup2866 2 года назад

honestly, I'd eat a snack whos slogan is "disrespectfully intense". Seriously intense is just like "hey bro no trust me bro this stuff is intense I swear" /disrespectfully/ intense is like "this snack is so spicy that it no longer cares for your wellbeing"

@gdragon42069 2 года назад

Yeah if spice is like bdsm for your mouth then a disrespectfully intense snack would waaay kinkier

@AngelBirdo 2 года назад

@@gdragon42069 sir this is a wendys

@kay19129 2 года назад

@@AngelBirdo we gettin' kinky at a Wendy's?

@hat7475 2 года назад

@@gdragon42069 I'm- I'm just- doing my job here sire/ma'am/oxygen breather 🕴️

@sharankaur4669 2 года назад

LMFAO

@OneTopic 2 года назад

I love that you decided to dance *next* to your green screen.

@amogustrashcan3202 2 года назад

sus susy bakaa

@knownevildoer 2 года назад

topiccy wopiccy beloved

@user-gv9ne3dd7e 2 года назад

sus sus sus amogus

@bee1501 2 года назад

Suspicious activity has been detected within our vicinity... I guess you could say... There's an imposter among us

@hamburggerm5824 2 года назад

@@amogustrashcan3202 yo how did you get here?

@mwshu6045 10 месяцев назад

Danny is so fucking right about remembering that you had blue takis there is no other way to describe it

@lizzie-4011 Год назад

5:30 i felt the tweet coming so far in advance but it was still so funny lmao

@rorystevens7070 2 года назад

Danny should’ve said “takis are intense, but express vpn is seriously intense” cause that would’ve been intense

@chclt_thndr 2 года назад

@Bat-Vader dangerously intense

@onIyindreams 2 года назад

but 𝙉𝙊𝙏 dangerously cheesy

@ameliabadeeelia 2 года назад

Dude that’s intense

@Interdictiondeltawing 2 года назад

@@ameliabadeeelia *seriously* intense

@ameliabadeeelia 2 года назад

@@Interdictiondeltawing oh sorry, seriously intense*

@JBC352 2 года назад

Charli stealing someone’s taki and blowing up with it is a metaphor for tiktok stars (like her) stealing other creators’ dances and getting famous off it without giving any credit to the people they took it from. Danny, that metaphor is *SERIOUSLY* intense.

@stephaniewilliams1110 2 года назад

Especially when the girl Charlie is stealing from is a person of color

@elliottfox3581 2 года назад

@@stephaniewilliams1110 she’s the modern day Christopher Columbus

@stephaniewilliams1110 2 года назад

@@elliottfox3581 yes lol unfortunately 🤷🏻‍♀️

@alexverdana2435 2 года назад

wow that is clever

@bloblanticor 2 года назад

The other girl is actually Regan Aliyah. She's a pretty sick rapper, check her out! Also, ironically she's a smaller tiktok creator than Charlie.

@pink99644 6 месяцев назад

7:57 This clip kills me every time 💀

@criminal-yu2nk Год назад

2:36 , blue takis sure made me remember, my bed sheets remember aswell

@VilactDoesntSayShitYourselfNow 6 месяцев назад

so does my living room carpet after I threw up a water and taki mixture

@elina5142 2 года назад

Imagine how awkward those were to film without the editing

@929er13 2 года назад

pretty sure these tiktokers and streamers are used to looking like absolute clowns with no real sense of rythm, so not very awkward for them.

@lvbboi9 2 года назад

@@929er13 not really Like, at all

@sOofiiexD 2 года назад

@@929er13 HAHAHAH true

@gaminboils9983 2 года назад

Yes

@Agent_chees 2 года назад

I bet they would look constipated

@neflufv6392 2 года назад

Danny’s really just out here creating an entire back story for each add

@VerGiel 2 года назад

Yes, and that’s about it. He should comment on and mock actual bad or questionnable videos. I want the billion surprise toys Danny back. Those videos were hilarious!

@JK-yj7cg 2 года назад

@@VerGiel agreed, these ones dont feel the same imo

@UniverseIsMe 2 года назад

Ad****

@john_michael97 2 года назад

Somebody hasn’t watched internet historian.

@apersonkk Год назад

Doesn’t everyone spontaneously combust when they eat takis??

@Viscidsquare040 Год назад

8:24 Just imagine you’re in a fight and the other person is like “Man this fight is intense” “But Takis are seriously intense” And then a professional boxer shows up out of nowhere and beats you up.

@kthen8780 2 года назад

Danny’s hair is flourishing at an unprecedented rate, we all should be terrified

@RaulRaulitoR 2 года назад

i love it

@kyyuqii 2 года назад

I know I’m scared in a corner rn

@RaulRaulitoR 2 года назад

@@kyyuqii but it looks good 💀💀💀

@kyyuqii 2 года назад

@@RaulRaulitoR it looks so unbelievably good its scaring me

@MillieEyelash14 2 года назад

@@kyyuqii He’s becoming more powerful by the second...

@shaquilleoatmeal4802 2 года назад

George Washington: being in a war is intense but Takis are seriously intense

@gerryldionisio6125 2 года назад

Wow u really liked your own comment lol

@shaquilleoatmeal4802 2 года назад

@@gerryldionisio6125 and at least my comment was funny

@jairoherrera4040 2 года назад

And I thought taking a biopsy exam was mentally intense.

@elyay7203 2 года назад

*writes the declaration of independence while the entire British army blows up*

@AUBREY-ml4ex 2 года назад

@@gerryldionisio6125 Why does that matter?

@pizzabagels9156 23 дня назад

I love the implication that Abraham Lincoln is a “professional in his field” when it comes to getting shot at a play

@beeee1234 Год назад

now it's 6am and im seriously craving a bag of these serious chips

@mjvafadar2526 2 года назад

It would be cool if he was like: Commentary is intense, *but Express VPN is seriously intense.*

@callistoarmy5576 2 года назад

Hello friends 🥰 Because I'm not famous like other singers that's why no one see my music videos. Please see once and then decide ❤️..🔥..❤️

@itgirl_777 2 года назад

Not you taking his career

@davidwalker1344 2 года назад

He’s going to see this comment and wish he thought of it

@weegle. 2 года назад

@MemeLord25 Making fun of a bot in the comment section is intense, but Takis Are More Intense

@ImAlpine 2 года назад

@@callistoarmy5576 I'm going to try and be nice... or at least not mean, as I'm sure you receiving an enormous amount of hate right now. Your vocals are just... not good. I actually couldn't tell if it was serious or not. Then you add on top of that that you are copy pasting your comment everywhere and you have a recipe for people absolutely hating not just you, but your singing too. It's not good my guy. I'm just trying to be real. No one sees your videos cause it's very, well.... bad. Improve. Everyone can be good at singing with practice and you need to practice a lot.

@MayFlora 2 года назад

Danny has gone from looking like a 13 year old to looking like a 16 year old. Good on you for completing puberty dude

@chowda9326 2 года назад

@@callistoarmy5576 you sound terrible

@neetidols 2 года назад

@@callistoarmy5576 i saw once and decided: u suck

@nadiagoldman5292 2 года назад

It’s from all the takis

@pillowfortstudios9467 2 года назад

Fa(x)cts

@staple8708 2 года назад

Woah 250 likes in 10 minutes

@dexterpurvis5331 Год назад

6:48 Is it just me or does Ninja look like Evan Peters playing Quicksilver in the X-Men movies here

@helloitsmealex9853 2 года назад

I can actually see Takis making there new slogan "Theres a little devil in every bite!"

@kneo2476 2 года назад

china sales would prob plummet

@itsarock4244 2 года назад

Copy right that as fast as you can

@vex3580 2 года назад

@@kneo2476 are takis even in China?

@aditimr 2 года назад

plis the conservatives would LOOSE their mind lmao

@itz_cindy5598 2 года назад

@@vex3580 it’s mexican

@WTDProductions 2 года назад

Kids on the middle school bus used to bargain for Takis like they were prison cigarettes lmao

@glitchydood1558 2 года назад

Lol-

@callistoarmy5576 2 года назад

Hello friends 🥰 Because I'm not famous like other singers that's why no one see my music videos. Please see once and then decide ❤️..

@wheaversclone 2 года назад

Lmao, but fr Takis are so good

@dott3dlines 2 года назад

Bro whenever a kid brought some Takis as a snack for lunch or something everyone would rush towards them and *BEG* them for even the crumbs. They were insane.

@eckstheorphanmurderer1038 2 года назад

@@kennilcry6666 shut up broski

@nonasparxx9687 Год назад

"Takis are disrespectfully intense" And I took that personally

@treasuredwisp 10 месяцев назад

He makes me laugh at least 5 times every video. Love him so much!

@spamtongspamton9900 2 года назад

“Takis are SERIOUSLY intense” *gets sent to the seventy eighth layer of hell*

@samt3412 2 года назад

"Takis are [SERIOUSLY] intense" *becomes a [BIG SHOT]*

@cloves2125 2 года назад

@@samt3412 canon spamton lore

@ScaredSackless4566 2 года назад

@@samt3412 "BEING A [BIG SHOT] IS INTENSE, BUT [TAKIS] ARE SERIOUSLY INTENSE"

@StinkyDumpsterRat 2 года назад

This comment section is beautiful

@Epscylon 2 года назад

Don’t you mean the 97th layer?

@artiscxa9448 2 года назад

My theory is, if you drink a Lacroix while eating Takis, a wild Danny will show up and absolutely decimate you in a Lacroix chugging contest

@beccab6888 2 года назад

You've cracked the code, everytime i eat takis and drink a la croix the pokémon battle music plays and a wild danny appears

@alexisventura7191 2 года назад

This is hilarious

@alexisventura7191 2 года назад

@@beccab6888 this too

@artiscxa9448 2 года назад

@@alexisventura7191 thank u :D

@artiscxa9448 2 года назад

@@beccab6888 this killed me

@messie3363 Год назад

I’m gonna give takis a free add idea: your cooking something and you eat a taki and Gordon Ramsey shows up and steals your food

@fire-it-up7467 Год назад

But he still has to yell at you about and it's seriously intense

@anmei123 Год назад

“Ninja went super saiyan”

@DrOx-IDGAFILGN 2 года назад

I’m fairly certain a single Taki could kill a pilgrim.

@adonii8364 2 года назад

A salted Lays potato chip could could kill a pilgrim. They ate bread and water on regular days, and sugared bread and milk on a holiday. They had to get spices from India to add some flavor to their shigella infected, nasty, boiled pumpkins.

@ashaler__ 2 года назад

anything from this era could make a pilgrim drop dead

@jellymysteriousmelodie339 2 года назад

Well pilgrims still exist to this day as Refugees but I get your point

@forkspoon5375 2 года назад

r/brandnewsentence

@thelasagnaman3765 2 года назад

Axe body spray could kill an pilgrim and a small child with asthma

@st4rryk 2 года назад

kid walking a dog: takis are intense professional dog-walker: takis are Seriously intense professional dog-walker: *walks the kid*

@yoyoyo8945 2 года назад

Epic

@kelsynicole9135 2 года назад

This made me laugh in real life! 😂

@themimsy 2 года назад

What

@jjoerg82 Год назад

Ninja : Takis are SERIOUSLY intense. Ninja : *proceeds to go super saiyan*

@bits4522 6 месяцев назад

I like the blue takis, they have a more lime-y taste and usually have more dust in my experience

@erinledger5434 2 года назад

Let’s all agree Danny’s hair is on point in this video.

@sassykat2587 2 года назад

Appreciation for the floof. 👏

@bobataco210 2 года назад

looks like he hasnt showered in months

@onepiecefan4516 2 года назад

God, IT WAS NO MORTAL THING

@tsukikoamagiri 2 года назад

@@bobataco210 my guy it's hot af outside you never sweat?

@mercurialstreet 2 года назад

*they're seriously intense*

@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 года назад

“I breathed in the Taki dust” How are you still alive?

@sofiaoronaa 2 года назад

hey what’s up

@untilted5216 2 года назад

@daikonuwu4933 2 года назад

let me just reply before a lot of other people do

@ihateyou3976 2 года назад

Imagine being such a loser that you comment on literally every single video on youtube. Like, don't you do anything besides spending all your time on youtube?

@MilkMarmalade 2 года назад

@@ihateyou3976 imagine hating on someone because they made a funnier comment than you

@poppins14 Год назад

Every: middle schoolers: “OMG HE GOT TALKIS”

@funnybutnotforlong4632 10 месяцев назад

3:36 😂 “takis are seriously intense”

@hydroflask364 2 года назад

Top 3 most painful things in life: •Stubbing a toe •Stepping on a Lego •Breathing in taki dust

@callistoarmy5576 2 года назад

Hello friends 🥰 Because I'm not famous like other singers that's why no one see my music videos. Please see once and then decide ❤️...

@rffrice 2 года назад

I’ve snorted the dust off of an extra dusty taki I couldn’t breathe

@winkuswonkus 2 года назад

* getting it in your eyes

@ericoverland6303 2 года назад

@@callistoarmy5576 stop spamming no life

@Yumiisnthere 2 года назад

@@callistoarmy5576 dude no, you need to work on your vocals

@Abby-cn2yj 2 года назад

Fun Fact: The doctor at the Children's Hospital told my brother not to eat Takis because they were damaging his stomach lining. Apparently they send a lot of kids to the ER because they hurt the stomach

@henotic.essence 2 года назад

Yeah the kids were eating too many of them, and due to their sensitive and relatively undeveloped stomach lining, I knew a lot of young students going to the ER for injury. It sucks.

@whytho8856 2 года назад

wow, that's seriously intense

@graygore3531 2 года назад

@@whytho8856 😂 funniest shit I’ve seen all day

@PaizuruInsanal 2 года назад

SERIOUSLY intense

@BlinkOnWheels 2 года назад

@@whytho8856 I think that is dangerously intense

@quinnrogers8138 2 года назад

That Lincoln joke was seriously intense!

@The_Wallflower 2 года назад

“Woah, those are actually some pretty cool moves, dude.” *Unemotionally* “Help.”

@violet_jay8935 2 года назад

My grandma came in when I was watching this and she was like “Who is that? He’s very handsome.”

@gamejuice6828 2 года назад

Aww that’s so sweet

@firdosinizam3443 2 года назад

lol my mom said the exact same thing the other day, looks like Danny is popular among the older ladies

@azizehc2 2 года назад

And she’s right

@billpotts4670 2 года назад

Danny/Grandma fanfic coming out soon

@superemoboi2050 2 года назад

@@billpotts4670 I like how you said that like you're dropping a diss track

@magpie8249 2 года назад

the way the ad says "FACE THE INTENSITY" sounds like a threat, like the narrator has a gun to your head and you have to eat an entire bag of takis to survive

@c_elia Год назад

“O-O-OK T-TAKIS ARE SERIOUSLY INTENSE JUST PLEASE LET ME SEE MY DOG SHARPIE AGAIN PLEASE”

@Isus273 Год назад

It's good because there is no reason for life and we will all die alone

@Wolfbarr01 Год назад

**sobs while shoving the 895th consecutive taki into my mouth**

@1OOXSN Год назад

@@Ade-ing that sounds an awful lot like something a takis *spy* would say

@1OOXSN Год назад

But maybe im just imagining things

@alrightbrothers Год назад

I’m rewatching this a year later and the bit with Abraham Lincoln literally made me gasp 😭😭

@kellyhaskell7797 Год назад

bro I know it it likely wasn’t intentional but the tik-taki at 1:51 with the file not found image made me die laughing

@jarvis 2 года назад

now that's what i'm taki-ing about (takis the snack)

@belalugosi_isdead 2 года назад

jarvis

@slugwurf 2 года назад

jarvis

@slugwurf 2 года назад

@@callistoarmy5576 stfu

@vintellique2086 2 года назад

lol jarvis is early

@dudebop8203 2 года назад

Yo Jarvis

@super_spoops7 2 года назад

Danny sounds like he’s being held at gunpoint whenever he talks about the Takis

@asherwoodrow7471 2 года назад

he is its just not the gun you would expect

@Caleb095 Год назад

Danny is like the most chill guy to the most funny guy

@conoradamson8522 2 месяца назад

1:31 that must be how napoleon dynamite killed it on that stage, he probably had takis on him

@lightningdev897 2 года назад

Gaming is intense, but Taki dust, oh that's a different story.

@kayleyisdisturbing8990 2 года назад

Snort some of that shit, and you transcend to the SUNSUNSUNSUNSUN dimension. Don’t ask.

@callistoarmy5576 2 года назад

Hello friends 🥰 Because I'm not famous like other singers that's why no one see my music videos. Please see once and then decide ❤️...🔥.

@justsomegirlwithagodcomple3068 2 года назад

I love mixing it with la Croix and injecting it into my veins ✨😍💅

@Adam-iu7sk 2 года назад

The fact that Danny looks older than 13 is seriously intense. Like disrespectfully intense.

@alexivy8732 2 года назад

:/ wow man you got the whole squad laughing

@megadude2850 2 года назад

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@HazeInutt 2 года назад

@@alexivy8732 shut up

@alexivy8732 2 года назад

@@HazeInutt hehe okay

@zukoshonor7435 2 года назад

I think he needs to share his genetics with us

@sugariguess 7 месяцев назад

seeing your entire family die and weeping and sobbing is intense... but takis are SERIOUSLY intense.

@markwill5729 Год назад

"there's just a little bit of satan in takis. it SLAPS"

@kpoki8835 2 года назад

Me, who has never had a single Taki: Woah, Takis are seriously intense

@Jvxlca 2 года назад

wait what

@bombasticsideeye123 2 года назад

Same, i wanna try Takis now :( they don't exist in my country tho (i think)

@tabithaedwards1205 2 года назад

Same its only found at a specific place here but I keep procrastinating on buying it lmaoo

@sethhugaboom9500 2 года назад

@@bombasticsideeye123 I think they’re overrated

@justahotdog8430 2 года назад

@@bombasticsideeye123 imagine hot cheetos but in a roll

@JakeCuster 2 года назад

Sorry Danny, I laughed too hard at your “talki-ing about Takis” joke, I died and can’t watch the rest of the video, I’m sure it was intense though

@dagnedadi7141 2 года назад

Im here after not dying of laughter from his joke, and i can in fact confirm that, the video was intense

@jl1111. 2 года назад

no jake. it was SERIOUSLY intense

@heeseung.2001 2 года назад

SERIOUSLY intense*

@LillianaLobster 2 года назад

rip

@verraserserpekian1684 2 года назад

I didn't Laugh the whole time

@unboxed1088 Год назад

I came back to this video only to watch it again but now with Takis first time

@edit6588 Год назад

how did you like them?

@unboxed1088 Год назад

@@edit6588 they were ok very spicy though, actually they're quite seriously intense though 🥵🥶

@gideonroberts1445 Год назад

8:40 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm dying

@majesticchinchilla8692 2 года назад

I love how Charli steals both the black girl’s taki and her dance without asking.

@nym9045 2 года назад

STOP LMFAOO

@BujjuIsABee 2 года назад

Charli won’t just steal your TikTok dances. She will steal your food and make you starve.

@parkchimmin7913 2 года назад

👁✖️👁

@mariguanaiguana 2 года назад

@@BujjuIsABee sometimes it’s good to starve

@ember9907 2 года назад

Yessir

@caffeinesbitch 2 года назад

I bet Danny’s the kind of person that eats Takis with LaCroix for lunch

@trentmager4852 2 года назад

Tv static

@SwizzleDrizzl 2 года назад

I bet that tastes like Satan's diarrhea

@lamtrang9043 2 года назад

No he eats Hello Fresh

@xXluluchanelXx 2 года назад

@@trentmager4852 my throat

@satar5056 2 года назад

@@SwizzleDrizzl pain.

@AJ-rk5pv 7 месяцев назад

"Takis are actually pretty good!" K A B L O O M Y G O E S T H E M A N

@robloxgrover4832 2 месяца назад

Ninja becomes Goku because takis are seriously intense

@blangblang6369 2 года назад

I have to be honest, Abe Lincoln’s assassination is not what I expected.

@dustin4578 2 года назад

Same I expected William Shakespeare to come back from the dead

@larabotha7850 2 года назад

its was seriously intense

@labcabincaliforniasblacksunday 2 года назад

It’s not what Abe Lincoln expected either

@nikki1996ism 2 года назад

It’s Danny’s Sassination if you will

@queenjohnbee3411 2 года назад

“Taki-ing about Takis” *Danny’s comedy has peaked*

@genieboyle269 2 года назад

And so have takis

@leoh5952 2 года назад

Lol

@callistoarmy5576 2 года назад

Hello friends 🥰 Because I'm not famous like other singers that's why no one see my music videos. Please see once and then decide ❤️ ..

@superfan364 2 года назад

They are *seriously* intense 😤✋

@TheBoss-bd8sn 2 года назад

Yep... next upload he will talk about the history of toilet paper and how it needs to be like it was in 1924 again (1924 is a random date that I picked)