Some just don't count cleanly the ones Dereck has done were mostly smart amps. The quality of those seems to be a little better than normal taramps stuff.
That 'lil puppy is so small it could be hidden in the glove box, console, under a seat or screwed to the underside of the rear parcel shelf (where the 6×9"s reside). Motorcycle, side-by-side, power wheels, 3-wheel bicycle are other alternatives.