TARKOV QUESTING WILL CURSE YOU 

Nikita didn't take your internet away, I did. I planned it all along, every little detail was perfect. Hours-- days-- Months of my life, planning this highly orchestrated move. I moved to Florida, got a low-paid but easily forgotten job at your ISP and planned this all. I hacked apart mainframes, chopped cables, and did unspeakable things to your cities internet infrastructure I dare not repeat. You DARED to have a 24-hr stream on my sister's wedding day and I ended your career before it had the chance to begin. Anyways wedding's over now, see you Saturday!

The great divide of Spectrum Internet....

Baby wake up the greatest gambler uploaded again

ALL STREAMED LIVE ON TWITCH AND RU-vid also a hurricane is coming my way so we pray we can still do the 24 hour stream this saturday pls mother nature let me just subject myself to unhealthy content PLEASE

Bro was watching this in class and my phone died just watching it now 😭

i was just hyped for bigmac

Inshallah Hori internet will survive

I think the more disturbing thing about the baby oil is the fact that they weren’t the small bottles either.

way to play that into a story line brotha lol fkin awesome

watched it 5 times already…. instant classic!!! 🎉

Im gonna become ItsVertical just to spite you

When 24 stream next?

Tried questing yesterday now I have hemorrhoids

11:45 bears got that drip screw you 😡

YOOO Im in a Hori Video! Made my day. Time to establish myself into the timeline

let’s just say i literally just exploded in my pants

Okay horizontal I understand now that is indeed a good bit hopefully your landlord understands

Yippee 24 hour video yipppeee

I can't believe you cut out thoughts on wiener

i watched on 1000x good video man

That’s it hori your touched

I'm mad because there was a promise of a maid costume! (but really I can't wait for when the stream actually works)

The streamer i gatekeep from my friends

Aint no fucking way i got in a video 😂😂😂

OH SHIT

you better not deduct 3-4 hrs from this saturdays stream. prove yourself against all odds and do a FULL 24 hr stream. show your shitty internet who's boss.

i thought this dude was in fl aint there a hurricane there or sumthn

W

yoooooooooooooooo

Do you remember?

woods sucks

Its xlcause of ukraine isnt it thats why you dont like bear pmcs