Taylor Tomlinson Stand-Up

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Comedian Taylor Tomlinson makes her Tonight Show debut telling jokes about life in her 20s, not wanting to get married and candid photo lies on the Internet.
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@stevehofstetter 6 лет назад

Taylor is one of the best rising comedians out there. I give it three years til the theatre tour.

@annietrason6538 6 лет назад

I love you.

@patron5460 6 лет назад

Steve Hofstetter hey I’m subbed to you!!!!!

@coltwilson3271 6 лет назад

She's going to have to take the title from Hinchcliffe. Comedymania 2018!

@daviddowney717 6 лет назад

I saw her on netflix man .. her set was DESTRUCTIVE

@gregglass4796 6 лет назад

Steve Hofstetter s. s s DC.

@meghanlkelly_5870 5 лет назад

“Trying so hard to MATTER” lol yes.

@carlako3238 5 лет назад

"I'm in my 20s. I can't do anything right now. I have to wait until I get better." This is how I'm describing my life

@cosmicraccoon_ 5 лет назад

Carlako32 “like a virus, you just have to wait until you get better.” Have been having a bad day and this really summed life up and made me laugh. Thank youuu, Taylor.

@sugarnads 5 лет назад

Being in your 20s is biologically when youre SUPPOSED to have children.

@idrathernot-life5760 4 года назад

...well now it's how a lot of ppl are 😅🙂🙃🙁☹️

@melissaCgreenwood 4 года назад

The Mongoose Lol, I'm all dried up, good for me. It's great, men stop paying attention to me when I hit my 30s. That awful part of my life is over. Single and quiet for life. 😀

@centerfield6339 2 года назад

This was brilliant.

@karl-rickbizoza2029 4 года назад

Being in your 20s is like having a virus, you can’t do anything you just wait. I think she meant the 2020s.

@helens-d1773 4 года назад

Yeah that aged like milk

@sanjayraju988 4 года назад

Especially when she said the line about using fast food napkins as toilet paper, I bet some people are actually doing that right about now.

@andrewwang9352 4 года назад

@@helens-d1773 More like wine

@jupii17 4 года назад

@@andrewwang9352 wine ages better than 2020 does

@NIDELLANEUM 4 года назад

Being in my 20s when an actual virus is around, I feel like that comment was so real

@medic8377 6 лет назад

"this isn't gonna work out, but let's just enjoy this first part where we're hooking up in cars and pretending he's not poor!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@redhead5222 4 года назад

"I just used a fast food napkin as toilet paper." This girl saw COVID-19 coming lol

@LammasDeluge 4 года назад

Except now so many establishments are either closed or have reduced hours so all us broke people are cherishing those fast food napkins instead of complaining about having to use them lol

@Allagi22 6 лет назад

She's truly funny. She has original jokes. She has stage presence. She has delivery. She has confidence. And more than all of that, she tells her jokes WELL. Those are all very rare in a comedian this young. I expect Taylor Tomlinson to have her own HBO/Showtime/Netflix special very soon. SERIOUSLY funny and talented.

@jingle1833 9 месяцев назад

She does NOW YAY

@mkechandler5776 8 месяцев назад

Good call

@janetttyminski7295 Год назад

What makes Taylor so good is her genuineness & vulnerability…plus a sweet expressive face & excellent comedic timing.

@marissad6099 6 лет назад

Taylor Tomlinson is one of the funniest people working in comedy today - love her standup in general, and she killed this set!

@mrsinistertoyou 6 лет назад

Then why were so few people laughing? You all need to see Jimmy Carr, a comedian who can actually make the audience laugh.

@brette6854 6 лет назад

disagree. there are about 100 other people working in comedy today I can think of that are funnier than her.

@LauraMcCullough83 4 года назад

Agree

@pigebarn 4 года назад

mrsinistertoyou, Jimmy Carr is often way out of line! Picking on people who are not “within his standards”. He’s an a**!

@jdguitar1040 2 года назад

@@pigebarn Don't know anything about Jimmy Carr, but it's relatively clear that mrsinistertoyou is something of a dick. Tomlinson is killin'. Both of her Netflix specials are fucking hilarious. She's boss...

@molliemcmullan9187 5 лет назад

“What’s her name? Salmonella?” I CACKLED

@colevowell9212 6 лет назад

Just going through the motions like an atheist on Christmas with their family 😂

@Toutvids 6 лет назад

I can relate, being an atheist and all.....

@Roy-cz7nu 6 лет назад

That's actually good..

@hyperpress 5 лет назад

i'm an atheist and she isn't taking into account my feelings #offensive

@rileymclellan8953 5 лет назад

I mean I’m an atheist but my parents know it so I don’t have to pretend

@TheKnightBlade4 5 лет назад

We get it, you're an atheist...

@NewMessage 6 лет назад

"Trying so hard to matter.." Dead.

@husnyc 5 лет назад

“oaaughhh ... it has potential!”

@SuperSydz 5 лет назад

Husna Mirza i read this one AS she said it FUCK that was so funny

@_aiko020 5 лет назад

"Just trying so hard to MATTER" holy shi- I actually laughed out loud

@airport862 6 лет назад

She is a capable and well established comedian despite her youth.

@GenesisSol 6 лет назад

air port That was a statement, yes

@Allagi22 6 лет назад

Agreed, has legit comedy chops. You don't see this kind of talent this young often at all. She is going places for sure.

@DomingoLiu 6 лет назад

She should write a memoir

@ashleya3731 5 лет назад

Remove those last 3 words and that could be a complement lol

@loh.22 5 лет назад

Only a male would make a comment like that

@awesomesharkhand1876 4 года назад

“Being in your 20s is like a virus, you just have to wait until you're better.” Well that certainly sums up how 2020 is going.

@xDNYEx 6 лет назад

She has a podcast called Self-Helpless and it's really good!

@isaiah779 5 лет назад

Thank you for sharing it!!!

@blackanimecat2 5 лет назад

Oh shit! Thanks

@timothyfloogle 5 лет назад

Thank's for the recommendation

@830JJ 5 лет назад

Thanks for sharing...i started listening on my drive to work. 👍🏾👍🏾

@elmaasio8736 5 лет назад

Thanks!

@ThePingvin61 Год назад

Love that her jokes and references are for people who lived through 80s and 90s. She was a toddler at the time, but she is a old soul so this makes sense.

@melissa8500 2 месяца назад

I'm 36 and legit thought she was the same age as me until she mentioned she was in her 20s because every single one of her jokes hits, for me. I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.

@drkside76 5 лет назад

LOL, in about 15 years... with a lot of practice, and a little luck... Amy Schumer can steal this woman's material.

@RepubliconCelebrityPresidents 5 лет назад

Lol in 2 you'll be saying this chick was never funny, has no material worth stealing and is a bitch who's only famous because of PC culture. #LifeOfAComedienne

@drkside76 5 лет назад

Nah. She's legit funny. Good comedic timing and vocal inflection... Nice narrative build, and great punchlines. I think only insecure, do-nothing sons of bitches look for ways to marginalize and devalue other people. That being said, nobody likes a joke thief... Well, maybe joke thieves and other types of opportunists do...

@fanOmry 5 лет назад

@@RepubliconCelebrityPresidents I find her funny. And I'm a meritocrat. Which among others.. I utterly hate Feminism since it's a lie.

@junkerinhistrunker 5 лет назад

@@RepubliconCelebrityPresidents I love you

@BUJU2007 5 лет назад

She's worth a few chuckles. Not exactly hilarious.

@phasm42 5 лет назад

"Just needed some carbs, almost ruined my life." 😅

@teej6123 5 лет назад

"That needs about 40 more minutes, at least" 😂😂

@HUNKragor 5 лет назад

Same with her show 40 more minutes please

@terroglacier981 4 года назад

“Oh that has potential!” I’m actually crying

@Hollins23 6 лет назад

What she said about social media is so true!!

@christinatownsend1682 6 лет назад

Hollins23 too relatable. I didn’t know they faked the laughing. 🤷🏻‍♀️

@Polynerdeia 5 лет назад

She has such a great balance of self deprecation and shade, I adore her style

@bwdrums1 5 лет назад

"...that needs like forty more minutes up in there, at least...." with the little hand gesture, I'm howling !

@ericolivier1687 5 лет назад

The salmonella line was hysterical

@maya_zendoodles 6 лет назад

She’s great wow I actually like her

@brette6854 6 лет назад

wow. that's great. thanks for commenting

@maya_zendoodles 6 лет назад

Brett E Why do I get the sense that I’m being patronized

@spirosmousouris3908 6 лет назад

*c r i m i n a l l y u n d e r a p p r e c i a t e d* she is fire. she has that old soul quality and a keen eye for details. she is getting better

@redrock1963 6 лет назад

TT is one of the few comedians who has a broad insight way beyond her age and is able to make us laugh at our tragedy. Love her work.

@swizzly_ 4 года назад

“ being in ur twenties is like a virus” she says 😂😂 im watching this whilst this freakin Woman is in quarantine for corona 😂😂😂😂😂

@nn0yyzz 6 лет назад

To sum it up, she has solid, relatable material and she's funny. She doesn't use her gender or sexcapades for material. Kudos Taylor! Whomever you pop out "when the scales come off, after 40 more minutes" will have and awesome and hilarious mom. XD

@motokrack 6 лет назад

em have you seen the comedy line up ?doesent use gender lol fucking hell

@nn0yyzz 6 лет назад

Compared to Amy Schumer and company? It's just every day life comedy.

@tinaloye2014 6 лет назад

n0yz gender is funny

@nn0yyzz 6 лет назад

Tina Loye, I don't disagree. But I feel it's too easy a crutch for female comics to use/overuse.

@tinaloye2014 6 лет назад

n0yz I mean... most male comedian I know talk too much about sex... comedians generally use topics that are easy to grasp for their audience and it's often difficult to know if new material will work especially on big stages unless they are well established.

@IAMSLAY 6 лет назад

I thought she did great!

@egamez6601 6 лет назад

mehhhh

@kritikasingh5737 3 года назад

@@egamez6601 f off

@snapecharmer 5 лет назад

The candid photo bit was PRICELESS.

@lucasfleming3114 4 года назад

Damn the virus and fast food napkin jokes hit different now

@TheHeartHz 6 лет назад

relatable af. ♥

@MrJayehawk 2 года назад

She's better than she should be for her age. Always nails it.

@wasabiattack 6 лет назад

I love Taylor Tomlinson!!! She needs a special!!

@The_Kirk_Lazarus 5 лет назад

She is legitimately funny. Amazing. Laughing from start to finish.

@Danka42 3 года назад

3:48 "They didn't make any noise, they just went through the motions..." I fully expected a sex joke, but her twist was better 🤣

@MayberryRebel 6 лет назад

She was great! Good delivery; we need more comedians like her.

@jamjox9922 5 лет назад

Such an original voice in comedy. Fucking loved every second of it.

@Iamsoul00 4 года назад

So glad I found her, she's hilarious! She's making jokes for a single 28 year old woman for sure.

@yeontanssugadaddy 5 лет назад

Warm laundry does infact help fill that empty void where love is supposed to go. Best nap of my life.

@ashakydd1 3 года назад

And fresh bedding.

@vincentadultman8527 6 лет назад

"They went through the motions like an atheist with their family on Christmas."

@m.c.martin 4 года назад

Lol that’s me

@CamaroThings 2 года назад

She just spoke to my *ENTIRE* life up until now.

@alanmacification Год назад

In my twenties, I'd spend my entire paycheck partying on the weekend and have to eat spaghetti with ketchup, mustard, and soy sauce from the packet drawer for a week.

@twheeler1980 5 лет назад

Behold a master of her craft! Holy shit she killed it!

@jeremywade6986 4 года назад

I've only discovered this gem of a comedian and without a doubt she has become my absolute favorite female comedian. She has a very bright future ahead indeed !

@-comment 6 лет назад

Damn this girl is refreshing, energetic, and most importantly funny af.

@neilosbeverly7462 4 года назад

She's captivating and the content just in the first two minutes . . .She really keeps it rolling.

@WakandaSykes 6 лет назад

10/10 That was fantastic

@kbear4821 4 года назад

“Sometimes I think I wanna get married, but then I eat bread and feel so much better! Just needed some carbs, almost ruined my life”!!! LOL She is hysterical. Watch Quarter Life Crisis if you haven’t; LOVED IT!!!

@ssgssbeet4133 5 лет назад

One of my new top 5 comedians, shes perfect

@mindasriver8408 4 года назад

She can be funny without being depressing! Awesome!

@ScaryMason 5 лет назад

We need her to star in a movie about Carrie Fisher.

@unmuchoproblem0 4 года назад

uhm

@frankenclouds5740 4 года назад

I love that she has always stayed true to her style.

@lawman7117 2 года назад

Hey Steve, you were right! I just saw Taylor's second Netflix special...she is hilarious!

@yahyazakaria944 5 лет назад

I want a relationship as strong as her jacket’s button

@bho-lj1jk 4 года назад

Yahya Zakaria It looks like hook and eye, so you better be into kinky!!!!

@salalamonster6 4 года назад

I think its a safety pin bro 😂

@landerryan1485 2 года назад

This girl is actually as funny as Amy Shumer thinks she is.

@madnessbydesign1415 6 лет назад

Taylor nails it every time...

@madisongray788 6 лет назад

i saw her live after watching her on conan!!! she’s so good i love her energy. the entire room was laughing, and she doesn’t really seem to try like other female comedians. can’t wait for her success

@angelofcaffeine 5 лет назад

Can we please just compliment her on a job well done without putting down an entire gender in the process?

@neszi3 4 года назад

This act hits close to home. 🤣🤣🤣

@KarenNg0909 5 лет назад

Soooooo good! Clean, super relatable and great delivery! MORE TAYLOR PLZ!

@luvyou-baby 6 лет назад

well atleast ppl try to matter on the internet by faking it, i just gave up. i disappeared like marty

@anzhia 2 года назад

no but the warm laundry thing was so specific yet so true FHGKFSGSF

@derjoh1986 6 лет назад

She was funny and clean with it!! That's rare! Lol

@kaalen24 6 лет назад

derjoh1986 Rare for a reason.

@arnielee9855 6 лет назад

Very good. Well delivered and hilarious observations

@JohnWilson-dx6ke Год назад

5 minutes of comedy gold! Professional.

@aick 6 лет назад

I love Tomlinson! Well done. And yeah, babbies are freaky :P

@britthanks9705 4 года назад

I’m 23 and i have a very vague memory of disposables but i truly could not catch my breath during her ‘that was a candid photo’ it was SO funny omg

@Nexus-6 5 лет назад

"Being in your 20's is like having a virus. You can't do anything, you just have to wait until you're better."

@FrogeniusW.G. Год назад

Taylor, you know so much. You own it.

@neokoga 5 лет назад

Damn, that was a tight 5....really the best I've seen from her.

@AWalkOnDirt Год назад

The every room in a trailer got me. I was raised in a trailer and kinda proud of it now. Not then, but sure am now.

@MrCTruck 5 лет назад

By my far my favorite female comedian, definitely in my top ten comedians that are alive

@artistevivien 4 года назад

Everything she’s saying is so relatable as a single 28-year-old woman 🙏 Need more female comics like her

@Theomite 5 лет назад

Not a single wasted minute. Everything was solid and landed hard, even on the light material. Absolutely succulent.

@seeamerica1 5 лет назад

I'm going to remember this girl, she's hysterical! Taylor Tomlinson

@michellekozaczok8201 Год назад

This. This right here is why she is one of THE best comics.

@gritsonamission 6 лет назад

Love Taylor! So funny!!! Loooove the "who gave you a glue gun..?" 😁😂😂😁

@johnwhick6543 Год назад

Taylor shuts down every person that says” women arnt funny “. Undeniably hilarious! Also, possibly a great human being too. Female Chapelle, comic philosopher. Well, she’s in her comic therapist phase 😂❤😊

@manasitripathi8425 3 года назад

I love how she hates her 20s. So relatable.

@AdrianColley 4 месяца назад

"Like Marty McFly in _Back to the Future._ ...Thank you for laughing, they did not get that reference." - I have never before laughed at being reminded I'm old.

@wasabiimenace 5 лет назад

She is sooooo hilarious!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

@grannysweet 4 года назад

She's fabulous 🤣🤣🤣👍😎🐶

@heathermorrison7646 Год назад

26 and the accuracy of this is somehow comforting.

@sprgeorge333 5 лет назад

Man, that was good. I was laughing so hard I thought it was watching a clip from Conan.

@SquiffleNoses Год назад

Her accent fuc@ed up the 'lie under some warm laundry' line but the audience said 'i'm sure it was good' laughed anyway. I love her too.

@mah1979 Год назад

I love Taylor, she's so smart and funny and makes me laugh so hard! She's in my top 5 best stand up artists ever

@littylaura9173 6 лет назад

She was super funny 😄

@shannon5203 7 месяцев назад

I absolutely love her!!❤

@jbaby007 6 лет назад

I'm excited to see where her future heads. She's really funny.

@Milfuelle100 4 года назад

I’m 27 and I both dread and look forward to my 30’s. My 20’s were definitely better than my teen years but I was struggling so much with managing my Asperger’s and ADD. It’s only really in the past year where I’ve felt like I can, for the most part, fake normal. I regret how I’ve let people down, but I can’t cure my autism or ADD. All I can do is learn to live with it, and the past 10+ months I’ve done a much better job at that.