Taylor Tomlinson Stand-Up

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Comedian Taylor Tomlinson makes her Tonight Show debut telling jokes about life in her 20s, not wanting to get married and candid photo lies on the Internet.
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@carlako3238 5 лет назад

"I'm in my 20s. I can't do anything right now. I have to wait until I get better." This is how I'm describing my life

@cosmicraccoon_ 5 лет назад

Carlako32 “like a virus, you just have to wait until you get better.” Have been having a bad day and this really summed life up and made me laugh. Thank youuu, Taylor.

@sugarnads 4 года назад

Being in your 20s is biologically when youre SUPPOSED to have children.

@idrathernot-life5760 4 года назад

...well now it's how a lot of ppl are 😅🙂🙃🙁☹️

@melissaCgreenwood 4 года назад

The Mongoose Lol, I'm all dried up, good for me. It's great, men stop paying attention to me when I hit my 30s. That awful part of my life is over. Single and quiet for life. 😀

@centerfield6339 2 года назад

This was brilliant.

@meghanlkelly_5870 5 лет назад

“Trying so hard to MATTER” lol yes.

@karl-rickbizoza2029 4 года назад

Being in your 20s is like having a virus, you can’t do anything you just wait. I think she meant the 2020s.

@helens-d1773 4 года назад

Yeah that aged like milk

@sanjayraju988 4 года назад

Especially when she said the line about using fast food napkins as toilet paper, I bet some people are actually doing that right about now.

@andrewwang9352 4 года назад

@@helens-d1773 More like wine

@jupii17 4 года назад

@@andrewwang9352 wine ages better than 2020 does

@NIDELLANEUM 4 года назад

Being in my 20s when an actual virus is around, I feel like that comment was so real

@medic8377 5 лет назад

"this isn't gonna work out, but let's just enjoy this first part where we're hooking up in cars and pretending he's not poor!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@stevehofstetter 6 лет назад

Taylor is one of the best rising comedians out there. I give it three years til the theatre tour.

@annietrason6538 6 лет назад

I love you.

@patron5460 5 лет назад

Steve Hofstetter hey I’m subbed to you!!!!!

@coltwilson3271 5 лет назад

She's going to have to take the title from Hinchcliffe. Comedymania 2018!

@daviddowney717 5 лет назад

I saw her on netflix man .. her set was DESTRUCTIVE

@gregglass4796 5 лет назад

Steve Hofstetter s. s s DC.

@redhead5222 4 года назад

"I just used a fast food napkin as toilet paper." This girl saw COVID-19 coming lol

@LammasDeluge 4 года назад

Except now so many establishments are either closed or have reduced hours so all us broke people are cherishing those fast food napkins instead of complaining about having to use them lol

@bwdrums1 5 лет назад

This young lady is a natural. She's only 23 and has been doing this for years already ! Confidence, delivery and material way beyond her years.

@comdrive3865 3 года назад

It comes to her naturally, I'm sure she'd disagree and just say "I love my parents, they made me"

@xDNYEx 6 лет назад

She has a podcast called Self-Helpless and it's really good!

@isaiah779 5 лет назад

Thank you for sharing it!!!

@blackanimecat2 5 лет назад

Oh shit! Thanks

@timothyfloogle 5 лет назад

Thank's for the recommendation

@830JJ 5 лет назад

Thanks for sharing...i started listening on my drive to work. 👍🏾👍🏾

@elmaasio8736 5 лет назад

Thanks!

@molliemcmullan9187 5 лет назад

“What’s her name? Salmonella?” I CACKLED

@laurarozamunda 6 лет назад

It's a talent to be funny without cussing and offending everyone 😂👏

@blocpartyrocker 6 лет назад

Laura R is that the standard for comedy these days? i enjoyed her stand up, but not for those reasons.

@manguy2000 6 лет назад

True Story. Sadly though there is always someone offended..you can't spend all your time worrying about it..if someone is offended, they have made that choice. They have to deal with it..they can't ask everyone else around them to change.

@sararadley7189 6 лет назад

Laura R what's wrong with cussing? If on late night telly

@Thelastusernameavailable 6 лет назад

Laura R i totally aggree. Classy girl :)

@wubranch1 6 лет назад

Laura R no it’s a skill, and a choice. You are either willing work clean or not.

@jordanco7380 6 лет назад

"Who gave you a glue gun? What did you make??" Lmfaoooo

@Allagi22 5 лет назад

She's truly funny. She has original jokes. She has stage presence. She has delivery. She has confidence. And more than all of that, she tells her jokes WELL. Those are all very rare in a comedian this young. I expect Taylor Tomlinson to have her own HBO/Showtime/Netflix special very soon. SERIOUSLY funny and talented.

@jingle1833 6 месяцев назад

She does NOW YAY

@mkechandler5776 5 месяцев назад

Good call

@colevowell9212 6 лет назад

Just going through the motions like an atheist on Christmas with their family 😂

@Toutvids 5 лет назад

I can relate, being an atheist and all.....

@Roy-cz7nu 5 лет назад

That's actually good..

@hyperpress 5 лет назад

i'm an atheist and she isn't taking into account my feelings #offensive

@rileymclellan8953 5 лет назад

I mean I’m an atheist but my parents know it so I don’t have to pretend

@TheKnightBlade4 5 лет назад

We get it, you're an atheist...

@janetttyminski7295 Год назад

What makes Taylor so good is her genuineness & vulnerability…plus a sweet expressive face & excellent comedic timing.

@dredyoung1 5 лет назад

That sleeping under warm laundry sounds awesome. I'm going to do that.

@bho-lj1jk 4 года назад

Working boomer wisdom: before going out to de-ice the car on frosty morn, toss the jacket in the dryer for ten minutes.

@Cryptonymicus 4 года назад

Get a flannel blanket. Same effect.

@couchpotatoe91 4 года назад

Warm your towel for after the shower in the dryer or over the heater, it's awesome! Also your partner will thank you for it!

@owendaulton9316 4 года назад

@@bho-lj1jk Thank you for this, I'll need to try it

@jsilva7005 4 года назад

@@couchpotatoe91 yeah but you have to take the towel out of the dryer before you shower. Won't it not be warm by the time I get out of the shower?

@NewMessage 6 лет назад

"Trying so hard to matter.." Dead.

@marissad6099 6 лет назад

Taylor Tomlinson is one of the funniest people working in comedy today - love her standup in general, and she killed this set!

@mrsinistertoyou 6 лет назад

Then why were so few people laughing? You all need to see Jimmy Carr, a comedian who can actually make the audience laugh.

@brette6854 6 лет назад

disagree. there are about 100 other people working in comedy today I can think of that are funnier than her.

@LauraMcCullough83 4 года назад

Agree

@pigebarn 3 года назад

mrsinistertoyou, Jimmy Carr is often way out of line! Picking on people who are not “within his standards”. He’s an a**!

@jdguitar1040 Год назад

@@pigebarn Don't know anything about Jimmy Carr, but it's relatively clear that mrsinistertoyou is something of a dick. Tomlinson is killin'. Both of her Netflix specials are fucking hilarious. She's boss...

@awesomesharkhand1876 4 года назад

“Being in your 20s is like a virus, you just have to wait until you're better.” Well that certainly sums up how 2020 is going.

@husnyc 5 лет назад

“oaaughhh ... it has potential!”

@SuperSydz 5 лет назад

Husna Mirza i read this one AS she said it FUCK that was so funny

@_aiko020 5 лет назад

"Just trying so hard to MATTER" holy shi- I actually laughed out loud

@phasm42 5 лет назад

"Just needed some carbs, almost ruined my life." 😅

@airport862 6 лет назад

She is a capable and well established comedian despite her youth.

@GenesisSol 6 лет назад

air port That was a statement, yes

@Allagi22 5 лет назад

Agreed, has legit comedy chops. You don't see this kind of talent this young often at all. She is going places for sure.

@DomingoLiu 5 лет назад

She should write a memoir

@ashleya3731 5 лет назад

Remove those last 3 words and that could be a complement lol

@loh.22 5 лет назад

Only a male would make a comment like that

@teej6123 5 лет назад

"That needs about 40 more minutes, at least" 😂😂

@HUNKragor 4 года назад

Same with her show 40 more minutes please

@sydneymitrecic 2 года назад

"Congratulations it's a raisin!" Really got me😂😂😂

@drkside76 5 лет назад

LOL, in about 15 years... with a lot of practice, and a little luck... Amy Schumer can steal this woman's material.

@ImGonnaBlameTheMEEDUHSid 5 лет назад

Lol in 2 you'll be saying this chick was never funny, has no material worth stealing and is a bitch who's only famous because of PC culture. #LifeOfAComedienne

@drkside76 5 лет назад

Nah. She's legit funny. Good comedic timing and vocal inflection... Nice narrative build, and great punchlines. I think only insecure, do-nothing sons of bitches look for ways to marginalize and devalue other people. That being said, nobody likes a joke thief... Well, maybe joke thieves and other types of opportunists do...

@fanOmry 5 лет назад

@@ImGonnaBlameTheMEEDUHSid I find her funny. And I'm a meritocrat. Which among others.. I utterly hate Feminism since it's a lie.

@junkerinhistrunker 5 лет назад

@@ImGonnaBlameTheMEEDUHSid I love you

@BUJU2007 5 лет назад

She's worth a few chuckles. Not exactly hilarious.

@terroglacier981 4 года назад

“Oh that has potential!” I’m actually crying

@ThePingvin61 Год назад

Love that her jokes and references are for people who lived through 80s and 90s. She was a toddler at the time, but she is a old soul so this makes sense.

@j.criquette3334 Год назад

She's hilarious. Her throwaway lines are sometimes funnier than the joke she's leading up to.

@swizzly_ 4 года назад

“ being in ur twenties is like a virus” she says 😂😂 im watching this whilst this freakin Woman is in quarantine for corona 😂😂😂😂😂

@bwdrums1 5 лет назад

"...that needs like forty more minutes up in there, at least...." with the little hand gesture, I'm howling !

@ericolivier1687 4 года назад

The salmonella line was hysterical

@rva 4 года назад

😄love this she's a hoot

@philippciunis 3 года назад

A hoot? Whats that? ^^ been subbed for years btw, love your reactions

@kencarter1854 2 года назад

She is two halves of a hoot!!

@suxelauh2556 2 года назад

This is white people language of like 40 to 50 years ago 😂

@Polynerdeia 5 лет назад

She has such a great balance of self deprecation and shade, I adore her style

@spirosmousouris3908 6 лет назад

*c r i m i n a l l y u n d e r a p p r e c i a t e d* she is fire. she has that old soul quality and a keen eye for details. she is getting better

@Hollins23 6 лет назад

What she said about social media is so true!!

@christinatownsend1682 6 лет назад

Hollins23 too relatable. I didn’t know they faked the laughing. 🤷🏻‍♀️

@snapecharmer 5 лет назад

The candid photo bit was PRICELESS.

@maya_zendoodles 6 лет назад

She’s great wow I actually like her

@brette6854 6 лет назад

wow. that's great. thanks for commenting

@maya_zendoodles 6 лет назад

Brett E Why do I get the sense that I’m being patronized

@Zmad724 5 лет назад

"So this girl is taking like 400 to 500 photos, JUST TRYING SO HARD TO MATTER....." LOL so true!

@DR3y214 6 лет назад

To sum it up, she has solid, relatable material and she's funny. She doesn't use her gender or sexcapades for material. Kudos Taylor! Whomever you pop out "when the scales come off, after 40 more minutes" will have and awesome and hilarious mom. XD

@motokrack 6 лет назад

em have you seen the comedy line up ?doesent use gender lol fucking hell

@DR3y214 6 лет назад

Compared to Amy Schumer and company? It's just every day life comedy.

@tinaloye2014 6 лет назад

n0yz gender is funny

@DR3y214 6 лет назад

Tina Loye, I don't disagree. But I feel it's too easy a crutch for female comics to use/overuse.

@tinaloye2014 6 лет назад

n0yz I mean... most male comedian I know talk too much about sex... comedians generally use topics that are easy to grasp for their audience and it's often difficult to know if new material will work especially on big stages unless they are well established.

@redrock1963 5 лет назад

TT is one of the few comedians who has a broad insight way beyond her age and is able to make us laugh at our tragedy. Love her work.

@lucasfleming3114 4 года назад

Damn the virus and fast food napkin jokes hit different now

@IAMSLAY 6 лет назад

I thought she did great!

@egamez6601 6 лет назад

mehhhh

@kritikasingh5737 2 года назад

@@egamez6601 f off

@The_Kirk_Lazarus 5 лет назад

She is legitimately funny. Amazing. Laughing from start to finish.

@Iamsoul00 4 года назад

So glad I found her, she's hilarious! She's making jokes for a single 28 year old woman for sure.

@TheHeartHz 6 лет назад

relatable af. ♥

@MrJayehawk Год назад

She's better than she should be for her age. Always nails it.

@alanmacification Год назад

In my twenties, I'd spend my entire paycheck partying on the weekend and have to eat spaghetti with ketchup, mustard, and soy sauce from the packet drawer for a week.

@-comment 6 лет назад

Damn this girl is refreshing, energetic, and most importantly funny af.

@WakandaSykes 6 лет назад

10/10 That was fantastic

@MayberryRebel 6 лет назад

She was great! Good delivery; we need more comedians like her.

@wasabiattack 6 лет назад

I love Taylor Tomlinson!!! She needs a special!!

@yeontanssugadaddy 5 лет назад

Warm laundry does infact help fill that empty void where love is supposed to go. Best nap of my life.

@ashakydd1 2 года назад

And fresh bedding.

@jamjox9922 5 лет назад

Such an original voice in comedy. Fucking loved every second of it.

@kbear4821 4 года назад

“Sometimes I think I wanna get married, but then I eat bread and feel so much better! Just needed some carbs, almost ruined my life”!!! LOL She is hysterical. Watch Quarter Life Crisis if you haven’t; LOVED IT!!!

@twheeler1980 5 лет назад

Behold a master of her craft! Holy shit she killed it!

@jeremywade6986 3 года назад

I've only discovered this gem of a comedian and without a doubt she has become my absolute favorite female comedian. She has a very bright future ahead indeed !

@errolpereira8292 4 года назад

So good! Looking forward to see more of her

@vincentadultman8527 5 лет назад

"They went through the motions like an atheist with their family on Christmas."

@m.c.martin 3 года назад

Lol that’s me

@derjoh1986 6 лет назад

She was funny and clean with it!! That's rare! Lol

@kaalen24 6 лет назад

derjoh1986 Rare for a reason.

@neilosbeverly7462 4 года назад

She's captivating and the content just in the first two minutes . . .She really keeps it rolling.

@CamaroThings 2 года назад

She just spoke to my *ENTIRE* life up until now.

@NightOfCrystals 5 лет назад

Talented and hilarious! I look forward to seeing more of her work 👍

@KarenNg0909 5 лет назад

Soooooo good! Clean, super relatable and great delivery! MORE TAYLOR PLZ!

@prince5847 6 лет назад

Made my day!! One of the best standup short videos.

@aick 6 лет назад

I love Tomlinson! Well done. And yeah, babbies are freaky :P

@sabertag6992 5 лет назад

I actually had to write a memoir in high school for a grade. I got a 98, and my friend got a C, so she was complaining that our teacher thought she had a C-grade life XD

@lawman7117 2 года назад

Hey Steve, you were right! I just saw Taylor's second Netflix special...she is hilarious!

@mindasriver8408 4 года назад

She can be funny without being depressing! Awesome!

@ssgssbeet4133 5 лет назад

One of my new top 5 comedians, shes perfect

@luvyou-baby 6 лет назад

well atleast ppl try to matter on the internet by faking it, i just gave up. i disappeared like marty

@arnielee9855 5 лет назад

Very good. Well delivered and hilarious observations

@Safuze 4 года назад

One of my favorite comedians! Love you!

@adalovelace521 4 года назад

i've watched all her comedy and it's gold

@gritsonamission 5 лет назад

Love Taylor! So funny!!! Loooove the "who gave you a glue gun..?" 😁😂😂😁

@neszi3 4 года назад

This act hits close to home. 🤣🤣🤣

@mikejettusa Год назад

Awesome as always

@madnessbydesign1415 6 лет назад

Taylor nails it every time...

@ScaryMason 5 лет назад

We need her to star in a movie about Carrie Fisher.

@unmuchoproblem0 4 года назад

uhm

@thechazdarby Год назад

Wow, I love her SOOO much. One of the most talented comics ever.

@tomwotton9 2 года назад

One of the few times I’ve given Jimmy Fallon a thumbs up! Love Tom

@frankenclouds5740 4 года назад

I love that she has always stayed true to her style.

@TamaraKokorush 6 лет назад

This was amazing, i need more!

@carmenalderton3101 6 лет назад

This was so great! Taylor is so talented and funny. I could have listened to a much longer set from her

@joshellsworth6891 6 лет назад

Way good! So funny, true, and clean to boot!

@artistevivien 4 года назад

Everything she’s saying is so relatable as a single 28-year-old woman 🙏 Need more female comics like her

@madisongray788 6 лет назад

i saw her live after watching her on conan!!! she’s so good i love her energy. the entire room was laughing, and she doesn’t really seem to try like other female comedians. can’t wait for her success