Taylor Tomlinson On How To Not Go To Hell | Taylor Tomlinson: Look At You

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Taylor Tomlinson has the perfect idea of ringing your own doorbell without upsetting the man upstairs.
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@OfficialMattOBrienMusic 2 года назад

It’s the boys in youth group yelling “WHY?!” That does it for me 😂😂😂

@annafantasia 2 года назад

And she puts some extra distance bt her and the mic 😂 slays me every time

@papagrounds Год назад

I love how angry the "why" comes out 🤣 That sums up growing up with testosterone.

@reedmayhew18 Год назад

Me in youth group hearing that: "oh well" 🤣🤣🤣

@suneuf Год назад

That one definitely cracked me up lmao

@brolymc9532 Год назад

pause.

@annafantasia 2 года назад

"I'm just renting it from the guy upstairs" deserved a WAY bigger laugh, I totally lost it, and the metaphor only got better from there

@jasonkrantz3643 Год назад

100%. Tomlinson’s extended metaphors hang together so much more than they have a right to. It’s effing art.

@coolkumquats Год назад

@@jasonkrantz3643 It's really amazing how she clearly puts a ton of work into finessing the script to make it perfect, but is able to give a flawlessly natural delivery that somehow sounds casual and off-the-cuff. She's very talented

@profet1385 Год назад

Not a native speaker and not raised religious either. I think I may be missing the metaphor, could you explain it to me please?

@markmac2206 Год назад

i wonder if the doorbell has a ring camera. sometimes i just stare at it wondering.

@jasonkrantz3643 Год назад

@@profet1385 “The guy upstairs” is slang for God. “Flood the basement” in this context indicates female arousal. Many evangelical Christians have major hangups about sex, which is why she says that she will *not* get her security deposit back if she, uh, floods the basement. 😉

@TheContrariann 2 года назад

“Doorbell 🛎 is the only thing that matters! Nobody COMES inside without TOUCHING the doorbell” - Taylor Tomlinson, 2022 True Story !

@calisongbird 2 года назад

Yes, we all watched it. And it’s “Tomlinson.”

@bigfoottroisiemepartielave1759 2 года назад

@@calisongbird No, it is actually Tomilinson. You're thinking of another comedian.

@b_mann3702 2 года назад

Ding Dong...

@WilliamEnclosure 2 года назад

That's A BAR!

@TheContrariann 2 года назад

This just reminded me of Monica's "2,3,2.. 7, 7, 7 HEAVEN!!" scene from friends.. When the girls are explaining Chandler the 7 Erogenous Zones 🤣

@travisinthetrunk 2 года назад

I loved the “touch nothing but the lamp” line.

@chaoswitch1974 2 года назад

It wasn't "lamb"? I love lamp...

@travisinthetrunk 2 года назад

It was an Alladin reference.

@sr.chiqitibum8607 2 года назад

@@chaoswitch1974 Yeah, Netflix got it wrong in the subtitles (though not here on RU-vid). Great line.

@Silentbob1494 2 года назад

That one took me like a half a second too long to really click to, lol

@jsb331 2 года назад

I sat here alone and slow clapped. Good one, lmao.

@MichaelSiegel14 2 года назад

The thing that makes her show so good is that she's not just funny; she's a delight. I had a big smile on my face for both special because she's just so much fun to watch and listen to. The way she engaged with the audience is like spending an hour with a really funny friend.

@mog7501 2 года назад

Yeah she's just really great. You can really enjoy the funny story telling, it's authentic, I'm happy I found this comedian

@opossum632 2 года назад

Okay simp

@christoff124 2 года назад

you should probably take a screen shot of her in the video. that way you can jack it without us having to hear about it.

@user-in6mz1sd4t Год назад

I love that comment

@Alitawc1 Год назад

Yes you completely right I said the same in a recent message myself exactly to the words she's such a delight to watch and I love the way she engages with the the audience as well she's for me a breath of fresh air because I love comedians but to see one so young and so funny so witty so quick so sarcastic and so perfect!!

@generallylevel-headed9671 2 года назад

"If I flood the basement, I do NOT get my security deposit back." What was with the "ooohs" from the audience?? I was cackling 😂 and don’t get me started on that doorbell 💀

@StephanieTips 2 года назад

they're from Boston 😅😂

@Tesselation 2 года назад

Took them too long to get it. That line was hilarious though!

@smartalek180 3 месяца назад

@@StephanieTips "they're from Boston" -- Puritans, amirite or amirite? And don't even try with Salem...

@Tonytaylormusic 2 года назад

She doesn’t hold back anymore, she was good before but now she will be a legend 🔥🔥🔥

@L.ysergicSD 2 года назад

65k views

@stephaniejefferson6566 2 года назад

I really think so, too! She’s taken the profession into next-level genius. Like the comedians who get the Mark Twain Award … she’s THAT caliber.

@babapambazuka2845 2 года назад

She has definitely transcended the Millennial-specific humor I used to associate her with.

@trustaminerht5951 7 месяцев назад

@@LegacyOfKain339 I love how that dude hasn't responded back to you, she fr is blowing up and I'm gonna say it because I am that person. I liked her before everyone else did and I love it! She is so funny!!!

@SpanishLMMD Год назад

"All my friends are like, you got to meditate, and I'm like, I think I do!" had me in stitches 😂

@profet1385 Год назад

What does she mean?

@patriarch7237 Год назад

@@profet1385 Because her mind goes completely blank when she has her "special time".

@hkr0065 2 года назад

As someone who is ex-religious, this shit is on point 😂😂

@dmenace9483 2 года назад

Fun fact, she actually got her start doing the Church circuit in comedy. She said a joke that crossed the line and they booted her.

@Moviebro 2 года назад

Well that just made me a bigger fan then I already was.

@mtaur4113 Год назад

@@dmenace9483 There was a subplot of the loosely-autobiographical-but-not-really series Crashing (by Pete Holmes) about this church comic stuff. That kinda makes sense with that context. Like a lot of sense actually.

@williamsmith6213 Год назад

@@dmenace9483 Yeah well now she has her own special on Netflix. Jokes on those idiots

@sylvieolsson3537 Год назад

heyooo same

@miscellaneousstuff2901 2 года назад

Taylor is the master of extended metaphor.

@Qermaq 2 года назад

She's a pro at being a little raunchy but still seeming wholesome.

@dudedysseus Год назад

That's weirdly accurate.

@Fettclone1 Год назад

The old dirty-clean.

@markmac2206 Год назад

its that round wholesome face.

@modestproposal9114 Год назад

@@markmac2206 ...that makes men want to make a life with her

@andrewweitzman4006 Год назад

Not just raunchy, but ultraviolet dark comedy at times. She's come up in my algorithm for some reason, and a lot of the clips have humour in them that is whiplash between how casually funny they are while being black humour at its finest.

@tactrix1h 2 года назад

She's so good at putting honesty, Disney, and double entendre's together.

@mr.doctorcaptain1124 6 месяцев назад

Definitely lacking in the honesty department but she is funny

@okmega22 2 года назад

The "I'm just renting this from the guy upstairs" is horrifyingly insightful about the indoctrination the church puts people through

@jimmiller5600 2 года назад

Hey, those franchises dreamed up Heaven and when that wasn't enough to fill the coffers they created Hell. Seriously good marketing departments.

@Born_Yashish 2 года назад

Unless it turns out to be true. In that case, it's just insightful.

@jimmiller5600 2 года назад

@@Born_Yashish Great sales pitch ya got there. Only costs 10% of your income? Sweet.

@Virvepaulina 2 года назад

That's true!!

@walkinginfavor4383 2 года назад

Lmao....

@Mastikator 2 года назад

"nobody comes inside without touching the doorbell" That's what they should be teaching

@ninjacoffeebunny4659 2 года назад

My church taught that the naughty thing for girls was anything "entering the door". Lucky for us gals you can just keep ringing the doorbell and leave and your personal wellness visit is accomplished just the same.

@clawsoon Год назад

Now I've got Garfunkel and Oates' "Loophole" on my mind.

@ninjacoffeebunny4659 Год назад

@@clawsoon Lol love that. I once had to take down a tiktok with that song because a guy friend who dueted with me couldn't... Ahem, "perform" with his girlfriend for a good while; he was actually getting "frustrated" it wasn't me. Apparently, it's a dangerous song 🤣 P.S. I've put it back up since because I realized it was his problem more than mine 🤣

@clawsoon Год назад

@@ninjacoffeebunny4659 Sounds like you've managed to make your life plenty interesting despite church, lol...

@ninjacoffeebunny4659 Год назад

@@clawsoon lol, indeed!!!

@markmac2206 Год назад

how does the church feel about the back door? or the little door upstairs?

@Timothymukansi 3 месяца назад

Taylor's evolution as a comic has been insane. She's arguably the best in the industry right now.

@Stray.. 2 года назад

I’m right with her on the religious upbringing. I wasn’t able to hold out until adulthood though, I knew all about the “doorbell” long before then! I look forward to her being a household name. She is one of the smartest comedians around right now.

@kennymos9007 2 года назад

She already is a household name as you can tell. Smart girl.

@Stray.. 2 года назад

@@kennymos9007 I’m talking about the levels of Wanda Sykes etc. She is just as funny.

@kennymos9007 2 года назад

@@Stray.. haven't heard much Wanda but the one bit I heard of hers was pretty good. Super good.

@cerenk498 2 года назад

What is door bell?

@kennymos9007 2 года назад

@@cerenk498 a door bell is this button you press at a house entrance so they know a guest has arrived, but she means the clitoris.

@dbrooke3629 2 года назад

As someone who has had a religious upbringing and still doesn't touch the doorbell, I loved Taylor's jokes. She accurately represented Christian beliefs and reasoning (which is already so much better than a lot of the comedians out there) while still delivering great comedy.

@Subin_Roy Год назад

As a Christian who tries to understand exactly what the Bible teaches, it disgusts me to see heavy burdens such as these, placed on us. The way the definition of lust is abused is just mind boggling. I hope the truth sets you free.

@Subin_Roy Год назад

@Cardboard Cape Well people define lust from; thinking "wow, she's a beauty", to actively planning on how to have sex with the woman unlawfully(biblically speaking). The latter is lust. The former isn't. Even imagining what it would be like to have sex with a person isn't wrong as long as you wouldn't actually do it unlawfully. The proper definition of lust is given by Paul as basically coveting(desiring to possess, typically unlawfully, what is not yours) in Romans 7:7.

@A68061 Год назад

@Cardboard Cape my church most DEFINITELY did! You can’t think about sex which includes being “attracted” to someone. And you HAVE NO PRIVACY. God knows all your thoughts. Thinking of sin is sinful- is how they phrase it, and it’s HORRIBLE. I blame my religious upbringing for my anxiety & sexual aversion. It made me “weird” like Taylor said. Sucks.

@z483gk Год назад

@@A68061 I think religion is trying replace basic education and upbringing. It seems like they tried to solve a problem, that no matter what you tell to teenager, no matter what he tells you, you can't read his thoughts. And he can lie to you and do whatever he wants. So they made a rule, that god knows all your thoughts. So you wouldn't even think about things that elders don't want you to think. It really solves the problem usually, but aftereffects are anxiety and bad social skills. Elders don't care about that, as long as you did what they want while you were young, so they expect you to be the person they wanted you to be. They don't go through things that you will go through, like anxiety, low self-esteem, depression and etc. So, as adult, you constantly try to fight with those things, go to therapy, take pills and so on. You understand now, that there's no god, that always looks after you, it was just the method to affect you. But now you forced to fight with it till the gray hair. It is fucked up system, that has good intensions, but horrible aftereffects.

@laurinha2892 Год назад

@@Subin_Roy Wait WHAT?! That's lust? That's it? Time to go read my bible ig

@matthewfernandez2698 6 месяцев назад

In my opinion this is her finest bit I've ever seen. I genuinely believe she's a comedic genius; everything from 1:42, "Touch nothing but the lamp", "flood the basement get security deposit" and the doorbell. She is not only funny but a GENIUS in using verbal metaphor.

@KxNOxUTA Год назад

Honestly I'm so glad we're talking about female sexuality in the very best ways now and in the area of commedy, too! It's just wholesome to see that kind of normalisation. Thank you for survivig all of the ongoing mess to be where you are now, cause it makes quite a difference.

@susanv6297 Год назад

Right!

@no-qo2rc Год назад

100%

@RyzNytch Год назад

2:40 “Touch nothing but the lamp” absolutely SENT ME 😩😩😩🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@jessessempijja 2 года назад

Taylor Tomlinson just preached a whooole sermon🙌🏽👏🏽👏🏽

@TonyTylerDraws Год назад

I don't think I've ever seen a bad set from her. Years ago she was good and she just keeps getting better. She knows her audience, she has the delivery down tight, and her subject matter is specific but also relatable.

@belenlg5978 2 года назад

I chuckled a bit with her special, but mostly I was impressed at her openness on very hard memories. You could tell it was honest and personal, and I dont mean just this bit but on her mum and mental health struggles

@stela9046 Год назад

What did she say about her mum? I saw the special I just can't recall what you're referencing.

@raquelmarcalsantos Год назад

@@stela9046 her mom’s death? Are you sure you watched it? She has two specials…

@stela9046 Год назад

@@raquelmarcalsantos yes I haven't watched in a while but I saw both her specials. Now I can recall this but still can't recall the jokes. I'll have to watch it again!

@raquelmarcalsantos Год назад

@@stela9046 it’s worth it hahaha

@juliawitecka889 Год назад

As someone who grew up Catholic (with fairly relaxed parents, but ones that always reminded me of my background), I felt so validated and laughed so much 😂😭 it was a wonderful experience!!! Thank you Taylor ❤️

@SteveSmith-os5bs Год назад

Having left religion at age 59, I was surprised to see how much less stressful life is. I don't have to worry about the things we do that just makes us human and I don't have be judgmental about others. It's great I wish I had known about this in my twenties.

@TheKillahKyla Год назад

Sorry it took you so long. Were you raised in Christianity?

@SteveSmith-os5bs Год назад

@@TheKillahKyla yes

@writerconsidered Год назад

Well that's definitely an interesting story. Most people either lose it young or stay cemented in it for the rest of their lives. But to leave it at 59 is different. Can you do quick synopsis on how that happened?

@SteveSmith-os5bs Год назад

@writerconsidered I was raised LDS. I went on a 2 mission at 19, I was married in the Temple, and I was an amateur historian, like most Mormons, the church was the center of my life. At age 50, I took a deep dive into the rabbit hole that was LDS church. I also did a lot of study into Biblical history. So long story, short, I'm done, I am a lot happier being an agnostic.

@mimafigueroa9022 Год назад

Sorry, but one day you will see that you were in the right place. I know it will be late and so much stressful for you. With all respect.

@Chuulip Год назад

You know you're a genius comedian when half the audience isn't smart enough for half the lines. She deserved way more laughs! This is brilliant!

@user-rz8lg7sp4t Год назад

"Touch nothing but the lamp." Had me 😂😆😂

@johnvelas70 2 года назад

Catholic grade school til the 8th grade. I can confirm her lecture on what "the" sin is. Also fun fact, 2 kids asked for absolution right then & there in the cafeteria.

@FeartheCyr611 Год назад

"I will back up" Physically backs up!

@rebeccajackson4984 Год назад

It was the double meaning of "flooding the basement" for me. 🤣👌

@treetrain 2 года назад

I'm so happy for her! She has worked so hard to get here. She deserves every bit of success

@stalincom 4 месяца назад

The ONE benefit of my religious upbringing is retaining biblical knowledge that comes in handy at pub quizzes.

@nicolelv1477 Год назад

Her make up is always on point…love her face it glows!!!

@Perissh1 Год назад

"Nobody comes inside without touching the doorbell" 😂😂

@Whatarenargles Год назад

What does it mean? Consent?

@OmegaII 2 месяца назад

@@WhatarenarglesI am going with you are genuinely asking. So door bell = Clitoris

@Whatarenargles 2 месяца назад

@@OmegaII appreciate it, thanks!

@angelmatos9143 2 года назад

Honesty makes the best comedy 🎭

@kennymos9007 2 года назад

Nothing destroys something like laughter.

@sunnytoppo7466 2 года назад

Nobody comes inside without touching the doorbell 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 That was fcuking lit 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@Mackinstyle 7 месяцев назад

This whole set deserved far more laughs. Taylor is going to be HUGE. One of those comedians who comes by once in a generation.

@Kiwi-lime 2 месяца назад

“Nobody comes inside without touching the doorbell” was hilarious

@lullabysmokes7162 2 года назад

And we were like "For Sure For Sure" Fucken hilarious ...

@TheUnkindness Год назад

''That joke makes it sound like I resent my religious upbringing. And I do, so I NAILED it.'' What a great pun that seems to have flown over everybody's head

@lindamorris7332 Год назад

TOTALLY CRACKED ME UP!!!!

@hejimony Год назад

@@lindamorris7332 even her jokes have their own jokes.

@AlvinLeowProperty 2 года назад

This is the best of her jokes... Laughing non stop...

@katesclabassi3857 2 года назад

Why is her "no lust, touch nothing but the lamp" exactly what my religious school inadvertently taught me too 😂

@axylick 2 года назад

"That's his move." "Is this your move?" The two somehow add up

@tamstastylife8149 Год назад

Yes she’s not only funny but I just love her happy gorgeous face to look at too

@Cvfdsx 9 месяцев назад

Her control over her bodylaguish and facialexpressions is pure genius😂😂😂 I go across Europe to see her next tour😍

@Moose92411 3 месяца назад

"Touch nothing but the lamp" made me laugh out loud and also completely rethink my times watching Aladdin😂

@jesssayin5986 Год назад

Clever and funny. It's the "touch nothing but the lamp" for me.

@richgreen5499 Год назад

Hooked on Taylor: timing, pauses, stories, transitions, facial expressions, body language. All the things that I want to learn/do in my purely amateur routines. What's interesting is that her humor and laugh lines are very different than those of the "Boomer" generation. I'll be fine, thank you, as long as I never, ever say: "When I was your age ..... " Rock on Taylor!

@ShikiPirs 2 года назад

Touch nothing but the lamp, I needed to watch it 3 times before I understood that's what Jafar said to Aladdin, haha

@xshadowolf2 2 года назад

Right before going into the cave of wonders no less

@cherkovision 2 года назад

Actually it was the Cave of Wonders itself, not Jafar, who said it.

@Mewse1203 Год назад

Her metaphors are just amazing.

@GarthDixson 9 месяцев назад

Personally, "If I flood the basement I don't get my security deposit back" was the best line. Best comedy writer and so young.

@LucumLuftra Год назад

nobody comes inside without touching the doorbell is a great line

@StevenBanks123 2 года назад

Some very sharp writing here.

@bw6138 2 года назад

Ouch, I cut myself. That writing was too "sharp".

@geenadarling Год назад

SHE SAID TOUCH NOTHING BUT THE LAMP! 🤣🤣🤣

@roseconlon6773 Год назад

“Thank god for the freebie and have an awesome day” fucking DESTROYED ME 🤣

@LL-dl4df 2 года назад

im so dead from this!! the girl looks like someone you want to be friends with. and I am glad people with nice cheeks are finally represented! she looks like my sister LOL

@gabrielcalouro3136 2 года назад

She’s gotten so much funnier. It’s so great to see comedians evolve.

@mikoro88 7 месяцев назад

😂 She's _so_ funny! And her delivery is always *on point!*

@LizAya22 4 месяца назад

God it’s not just the jokes. It’s the personality and just the refreshing nature she gives off. The boys “WHY” to the metaphor of the house and her body to the INCREDIBLY WELL TIMED pauses and changes in her tone. She is hands down the best comedian out there right now. Always makes me just rewatch the video out of pure joy and laughter. P.S her analogies are NEXT level. Love Taylor so much! (Not swift)

@rtc3 Год назад

The clip ends too quick, "nobody comes inside without touching the doorbell" is such a good payoff.

@karakarabonita Год назад

I swear Taylor Tomlinson is one of the smartest comedians of the modern era

@mitchellclark4377 6 месяцев назад

Her extended analogies are my favourite thing about her comedy. Simply golden.

@Wanderingartemis 11 месяцев назад

Comparing church to a frat house is both a hilarious read and the most painfully accurate description I've ever heard.

@christopherjamesboudoir 2 года назад

Oh my jeebus that is fucking great. I died at the "touch nothing but the lamp" line and thought it couldn't get any better. Then she comes with the knockout punch with the "doorbell"!

@StevesAfan Год назад

What an insightful woman! Wow, I really love her capturing the truth of what she sees in life.

@giggle_snort Год назад

"Touch nothing but the lamp" I DIED 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ShikiPirs 2 года назад

omg, her metaphors are just ANOTHER LEVEL) DOOR BELL you guys)

@guilhermeluvuisa1940 2 года назад

My favorite one was, "nobody comes inside without touching the doorbell"

@jrdnaris9447 6 месяцев назад

She’s making her way to being my favorite comedian

@calico27 5 месяцев назад

The metaphors in this were all top class!

@tritone11 Год назад

Taylor T. went from “meh” to “absolutely epic” in my book. She is so free now, it’s awesome.

@jenniferholmes9718 Год назад

That’s hilarious! This was so good. She’s such a great comedian

@theresaandrade8261 7 месяцев назад

Her analogies are so witty and hilarious. I love her comedy so much.

@bigdaddyjoe2819 2 года назад

Loved the whole special!!! Can't wait for the next one!!!

@thewayhobibrokeitdowninhan6083 2 года назад

That house allegory was amazing!

@georgelelandturner 2 года назад

Tight metaphors Taylor, well done

@Fergit_ 11 месяцев назад

of all the comedians in the world, this is one of them.

@kevincaldwell4707 25 дней назад

"Like a realtor showing you your own house..." Damn that's funny

@SonGoku56245 2 года назад

She is incredibly brilliant and funny.

@cyasmiles4613 Год назад

She had made my path to healing an absolute joy at times.

@SevenDaysToNoon Год назад

Her material is excellent and the delivery is spot on!

@2Sor2Fig Год назад

This woman is too perfect at her job.

@GB-fk7eq 2 года назад

This was actually funny.. brilliant...😂😂

@fuz4623 2 года назад

She is absolutely brilliant!

@thechippedtoothsurfercts528 Год назад

On my life the next advert that came up on RU-vid was for Ring Doorbells. I nearly died 😂

@reidrepairs5837 23 дня назад

You are hysterical!!!! You had me rolling with laughter almost immediately. I found you fresh, open and could relate to your humor in unimaginable ways. Hope to see you perform in person some day.

@punishmentforall Год назад

Very clever piece - she's a great talent and at the beginning of a long and illustrious career.

@PlzPr3sspl4y 2 года назад

This wonderful woman hits it out-of-the-park every time. If you don't find this humorous, you probably lack intelligence and/or a sense of humor. Keep em' coming Taylor. Great work!

@kennymos9007 2 года назад

Lol