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@goldenealgefromdutchbros6834 4 года назад

"I STILL TALK TO SHEILA" 😂

@MalloryNewcomb 4 года назад

Nikolas Shull I love that she threw in a name & that’s such a suburban mom name xD

@thrashpondopons2776 3 года назад

My mom (for any number of reasons!) never liked my girlfriends! Til the one she met and automatically fell in love with! So I married her as it was the only way I could think of not creating an awkward situation!

@LeoStaley 3 года назад

Her delivery on all the lines here is so much better than in her Netflix special, I don't know what happened.

@huighwong2069 3 года назад

I have zero emotional baggage, feels really good tbh!

@ripshannon 2 года назад

@@MalloryNewcomb yep that's my moms name 🤣

@helen9972 4 года назад

"he was in a frat in college he's basically a rescue" lmaoo

@bddigbo5087 4 года назад

Wats a frat?

@robertculen2949 4 года назад

@@bddigbo5087 a college fraternity

@Niaaal 4 года назад

Great line

@SenseiDonGraham 4 года назад

I didn't get this lol

@wh173 4 года назад

@Keynesian Economics sounds like the opposite of someone that needs to be rescued.

@jessical4866 4 года назад

“I wanna be the reason you quit drinking but if I can’t, I’ll be the reason you start” I want this embroidered on a jacket that I can wear to first dates

@VaanRavi 4 года назад

But wanting to be the reason they quit means they started before you could be the reason they start anyway though...

@kedabro1957 4 года назад

Wish my ex had.

@EL-tf5ek 4 года назад

You sound like a winner

@ExileOnDaytonStreet 4 года назад

... and now she's doing material about calling off an engagement with the guy

@gabbya1268 4 года назад

I was scrolling through comments and read this one at the exact same time she said that in the video and idk it just felt like the whole world aligned for moment

@kristyhughes3146 4 года назад

"Hall of Fame. Hall of Shame. Just as long as my picture is on the wall." Needs to be on a tshirt.

@CR-be3un 3 года назад

Seriously.

@pretty948 3 года назад

Put it on a shirt already

@dadivderr3161 3 года назад

Cringe

@Zaza-rk5se 3 года назад

@@dadivderr3161 so is watching "poke-tips" But no one says anything about that lmao

@iPSLee 2 года назад

Karen's t-shirt

@frickenflapcraps 4 года назад

"I turned his life AND his hat around." I'm dyingggg

@aisyhudson3676 3 года назад

@@the1nonlyzonerf1 what does it mean anyway?

@alhassanali4829 3 года назад

@@the1nonlyzonerf1 yeah...I didn't get it either

@bikeshrai 3 года назад

@@aisyhudson3676 People who wear their hats backwards are perceived to be douchebag.

@miatmiatmiat6991 3 года назад

@@bikeshrai or if their hat is sideways that's even extra douchebaggery I can't even comprehend

@revolutionarydragon1123 3 года назад

@@bikeshrai and that so like early 00s

@grown.ass.nerd. 4 года назад

I loved my ex's mom so much and she loved me, she called to make sure I was okay when we broke up. I miss her so goddamn much. Rest in peace, Monica, I still think about your kindness.

@AmetafJohora 3 года назад

aww

@jthiboo 3 года назад

I got to say goodbye to my first boyfriend's mom, by phone, on her deathbed. That's the last time I spoke with my ex, in fact. Respectfully he stayed out of his mother's tender relationship with me even after he and I were dust in the wind with nothing in common. I still miss her.

@orangesoda5472 2 года назад

@@jthiboo Well my ex mother in law still visits. I'm welcome in her home. It's always good not to burn your bridges.

@markmac2206 Год назад

@@orangesoda5472 not me. i always carry a can of gas and plenty of matches.

@DylansPen Год назад

@@markmac2206 Reminds me of the story of Cortez, he was the Captain of an expedition of sailing ships from the old world to the new in the 1500's and when he reached Central America he had the ships burned so his men would have plenty of motivation.

@jokbia 4 года назад

wow, how can someone be so wholesome and vulgar at the same time

@redsands1001 4 года назад

Religious upbringing

@nickhodge6169 4 года назад

Easy, she's a comedian who is lying for a laugh, stupid.:-) Bye, everyone, thank you, thank you, okay thanks

@ashleyromero5302 4 года назад

Her face

@artedejerie 4 года назад

have you not watched John Mulaney?

@RegstarRogstar 4 года назад

she want to be either one

@jthiboo 3 года назад

""I still talk to Sheila!" Although we'd been broken up for 20 years or so, my first boyfriend called me so his mom could say goodbye on her deathbed. She and I deeply loved each other and that's what made us a family, even after her son and I were dust in the wind. You gotta keep who's worth keeping.

@calisongbird 2 года назад

That’s deep. 👍🏼

@sidv2327 2 года назад

❤

@MasterSkippy117 Год назад

I understand. This is so true even in or without deathbeds involved. My condolences.

@nedim_guitar Год назад

This brought tears to my eyes.

@aliengranpa Год назад

That's awesome!

@yoshim616 5 лет назад

I don’t know why but I loved when she was like, “He whistles...recreationally!”

@Rillages 4 года назад

That was a great line.

@kingj_1697 4 года назад

I whistle recreationally

@lunasorree7177 3 года назад

Jerry Klerman murderer.

@razkable 3 года назад

people being nice happy confident and not worrying about stuff aka watching the news an not trying to effect stuff not in their control is the only way the world functions...good for him..he doesn't let stuff get him down..in a capitalistic society with corruption in politics why worry about others?...just live your best life ...no law states I have to give a crud about you or be miserable too...why do I care who the president is in the 2020's?..their job i commander in chief..in 1776 that mattered in 2020 its a underpaying boring job...get yous man...be positive..it helps a lot...negativity around others breeds bad results

@SquillyMon 3 года назад

@@kingj_1697 So do I...

@stevenvonsancho 4 года назад

This is one of the most enlightening TED talks I've ever heard

@TheChadPad 4 года назад

Chris Peck brilliant xD👌

@Lilyrobbins101 4 года назад

😆

@lyhav8988 3 года назад

Faczz 🤣

@Raiju1997 3 года назад

I love how I laughed more at this comment than this whole video

@thedavecorp 3 года назад

LOL!

@Kim-Dokja 4 года назад

This is the one thing I've noticed about women comedians. They don't seem to need to breathe. Like, guy comedians take huge pauses, drink water here and there, spend inordinate amounts of time talking slowly or just straight up pausing at the audience. This woman talks for five minutes and I feel like I got 30 minutes worth of information. This is crazy. Her transitions are incredible. Sometimes when I listen to comedians they just suddenly switch topics without warning and it gives me whiplash. But her transitions are so smooth it all feels like one long joke. That's amazing.

@lecroitg 3 года назад

She has better delivery on her netflix special. You it seems just a little more polished.

@HPGIRL1109 3 года назад

@American Patriots this is true. you can't argue back because you will not get the chance to speak until she has aired all of her grievances.

@steveconn 3 года назад

Dave Attell is pretty fast in his transitions.

@boobah2622 3 года назад

I didn't think she was that quick but liz miele and Diane spencer are pretty chill.

@ZakBaganslover4ever9 3 года назад

If comediennes take a pause, it has PURPOSE. The stare down is probably the punchline, not demanding laughs.

@jupii17 4 года назад

My boyfriend also has no emotional baggage he's like an alien He also whistles

@KM-oy2dw 4 года назад

Do... do you want me to call the police?

@snotellekS 3 года назад

Imagine being a crazy person thinking everyone else is crazy for not being as crazy as you.

@jupii17 3 года назад

Thats a joke y'all calm down, we love each other for being how we are damn

@Thatgradgirl 3 года назад

Devin imagine being crazy enough to think that most of the population has not been through trauma by the time they turn 18...👀🥴 are you living on the same planet as the rest of us? 😂

@trauko1388 3 года назад

He IS an alien, RUN!!!

@RuNZiT1 5 лет назад

*hall of fame or hall of shame, doesn’t matter as long as my pictures on the wall* 🤦‍♂️ lol

@gyse6920 5 лет назад

Yep. We've heard this act from someone before.

@jasongarcia1886 4 года назад

Lol😂

@smolboi4348 4 года назад

True

@JediJJ24 4 года назад

That could be a yearbook quote

@virginiagould3167 5 лет назад

"He goes to bed at night and he's like 'Good night'--not like 'OH....DEATH!!'" Yep, no way I could relate to someone like that.

@YOSOYXOSE 5 лет назад

"One day it'll all end..."

@melissasaint3283 5 лет назад

If you can get past the "Oh....DEATH!!!" There is "good night" on the other side again.

@keep7smiling 5 лет назад

@@CallduhAmberLamp I'm glad people's opinions differ, because I find her hilarious :)

@CallduhAmberLamp 5 лет назад

Thorsten Böhme are you German?

@keep7smiling 5 лет назад

@@CallduhAmberLamp nope

@lornaginetteharrison7168 4 года назад

1:12 Cut to Sheila, watching this on RU-vid, _beaming_ from ear to ear, fondly - eyes a little moist at the thought of the daughter-in-law, that could have been...!🤗😢🤧☺️

@ClovertheUnburnt 3 года назад

Underrated comment, I'm just saying.

@kogcyc 4 года назад

"Act like you're four and your partner is made of Lego." With that joke, you are *officially* funny.

@annafantasia 4 года назад

Oh good thing you were here to make it official

@oncearoundtheparkpls 3 года назад

@@annafantasia 🤣🤣🤣

@chrismiscellaneous 3 года назад

Very funny but she should change the age to 2 ... 1-2 year olds do that 3-4 years olds don’t stick toys in their mouths anymore.

@glyrr 3 года назад

@@chrismiscellaneous Maybe where you are from but this is 'Murica we do what ever the hell we want.

@absolutjackal Месяц назад

Thank you fellow nerd of culture for using knowing Lego is a collective noun and the plural is Lego not Legos. I applaud you.

@ryanbanister1921 5 лет назад

I do comedy. She squeezes SO much into five minutes. She deserves way more credit.

@TheHidalgo99 5 лет назад

Well since you're doing comedy, I consider yourself an expert on the field and therefore believe you.

@Xynth22 5 лет назад

Yeah, that felt a lot longer than 5 minutes.

@MadisonFalco 5 лет назад

She’s very smooth

@dbspaceoditty 5 лет назад

but, dont you have to be funny to be a comic? she is just bad at telling bad storys. badly

@ryanbanister1921 5 лет назад

@@dbspaceoditty I know right? She tells stories horribly. That's why she is on Conan and you are on RU-vid making shitty troll comments.

@Perfectly_Cromulent351 5 лет назад

Turned his life and his hat around. Brilliant.

@suyashawasthi1 5 лет назад

I thought she said "Head". Had to re-watch it. It was funny.

@stabgan 5 лет назад

what it means ? his hat around ?

@toonyonghwei901 5 лет назад

@@stabgan he was in a frat. Must have worn a hat backwards at some point

@Perfectly_Cromulent351 5 лет назад

Stabgan frat dudes and other man-children wear their hats backwards. She’s saying she’s “refined” him.

@Perfectly_Cromulent351 5 лет назад

Astrah Cat lighten up

@EmiliusReturns Год назад

This was way too relatable as someone with baggage who’s with somebody with lovely parents and a lovely childhood who, when I asked him “what’s the worst thing that’s ever happened to you?”, responded “I don’t know.”

@meghand8682 4 года назад

I turned his life and his hat around. LMAO

@annalieserenee5375 5 лет назад

the have you ever made a dudes mom love you more than him was so relatable 😂😂

@izzylooks4078 5 лет назад

I had a mom once say "Thank you for loving my son." 😂

@oneDonly 5 лет назад

So.... this is not funny

@lyssakate 5 лет назад

@@oneDonly why not? Lol.

@brandongillett2616 5 лет назад

Sounds like he's the... ONLY ONE that thinks so! Ahahahaha!! ...sorry, I'll go home now...

@oneDonly 5 лет назад

@@lyssakate Because everything she says is about manipulating and controlling people.

@rosjio99 5 лет назад

“He was in a frat. He’s basically a rescue” 🤣

@helloanyahere2876 4 года назад

“Do you know who the president is???” I’m wheezing 🤣

@thisguyrighthere3647 3 года назад

Nothing funny about the low hanging fruit.

@brianaust8897 3 года назад

Yeah she’s obviously striving to be another Hollywood figure whose opinion doesn’t effing matter 🥴

@BobBob-we3wr 3 года назад

@@brianaust8897 \ They only allow celebrities that think a certain way with politics.... Sad

@AlejandraElisabet 3 года назад

I chOkED

@razkable 3 года назад

you laughed that much at a simple president joke?... thats something that has been said by comedians and civilians about every president in history

@DPBibb 2 года назад

“I wanna be the one. Doesn’t matter which one. There are a lot of “ones” you can be. You can be the one they marry, the one who got away, the one who set their car on fire. It doesn’t matter, just remember me.” That had me dying! She’s so good at comedy for being as young as she is!

@michaellang8461 5 лет назад

If I'm not your happy ending I'll be your turning point. Is my new mantra for dating. 🤣😂🤣

@jamiebruner8463 5 лет назад

I thought she was gonna say "i'll be your happy hour"

@kandirussell5024 4 года назад

That made me feel bad for her... She just wants to be remembered. 😂

@kandirussell5024 4 года назад

@ LMAO yup it's funny as hell...at least she knows her flaw is a need for that kind of attention. Then she used it to make a hilarious skit

@TheWitchOvAgnesi 4 года назад

LOL go get 'em bruh!

@LaplacianFourier Год назад

So that's where these perverted dating ideas are being pick up from. Stop mimicking what you saw in a video when dating. Do people not have a normal date anymore?! Gosh!

@mochapoetics 5 лет назад

I loved that line about making a dude's mom love you more.

@reekreeker3375 5 лет назад

Um, good for you?

@mochapoetics 5 лет назад

@@reekreeker3375 gee... Thanks

@caraf8727 5 лет назад

It is the best feeling 😌

@soaphope3398 4 года назад

Me too lmao

@jondunmore4268 4 года назад

Demonstrably untrue, and can only be perceived by an insecure woman who wants attention attention attention. As soon as she said that line, we got this bitch's number.

@shivyadra2365 4 года назад

she fit SO MUCH into five minutes and it was all funny! that’s impressive

@JuneDen 3 года назад

Frog chair

@razkable 3 года назад

all funny?..5 minutes?..most comedians do a 5 minute but..are you ok? or are you 9 or is this the fist time you seen a comedian perform or are you one of those feminists who protect every female just cause...

@shivyadra2365 3 года назад

Asmosis Jones what i was trying to say is that the amount of info she fit into five minutes made the set feel a lot longer than it actually was, and everything she put in there was hilarious. yes, that is s comedians job but i find it rare that every joke a comedian makes lands with me but taylor is just fantastic! also, interesting how when you see an opinion you disagree with, you go straight to discrediting feminists. just makes it seem like you dislike women who support women but whatever

@slaveofgod3481 3 года назад

Maybe it's not my type of comedy but it's just a no for me

@moonface710 4 года назад

Man I was going to bed at night like “oh no death” when I was 5

@ArtifactUnknown 4 года назад

sick flex

@Stepanka1111 5 лет назад

that was amazing, LOVE her delivery. "he's basically a rescue" lmaooo

@MattMonat 5 лет назад

Wahmen no funny

@Digger-Nick 5 лет назад

Cringe

@RonaldWeasleysWife 5 лет назад

Matthew Monat Well over 400 people disagree with you, as seen by the likes on her comment

@RonaldWeasleysWife 5 лет назад

Hugh Jass this coming from the guy whose username is “Hugh Jass” Lol

@verybluevans 4 года назад

Štěpánka Černá That was my favorite line

@savannahraaye1412 4 года назад

“If your ribs have never been bruised by a center console, we have nothing to say to each other.” Literally.

@oisinmckenna1054 4 года назад

‘Car sex is for children or criminals’ - on point

@hannahagent3778 3 года назад

The whole part about car sex is like on point. You usually leave with a bruise or a cramp lol

@Friendship1nmillion 3 года назад

🤯: *WOW* when she uses the word "children" i hope she means teenagers or else *THAT'S 1 DARING POLITICAL VIEWPOINT* i don't think ever IF a primary/Elementary school child accepts a ride from a stranger it's cos they're looking for a different form of affection than what their parents give them. 😓🚘🔞🧸

@Emily-oy2nq 3 года назад

@@Friendship1nmillion She's a comedian... It's a joke, it is not that deep

@MajorMlgNoob 2 года назад

@@Friendship1nmillion teenagers are children and they can drive...... Lighten up

@markmac2206 Год назад

best part of car sex is putting it in the gashole.

@hji123 2 года назад

This woman’s energy and confidence is amazing. The energy, her power, so delicious and hysterical.

@donke3677 2 года назад

Wtf are you talking about 🤨

@kimberlyrobinson3992 5 лет назад

She’s funny. She also kind of looks like a young Carrie Fisher.

@dustynutz8930 5 лет назад

u know what else is funny....ur face

@emercycrite 5 лет назад

Mixed with Julia Stiles.

@jacobtheboy 5 лет назад

She looks nothing like carrie Fisher. At all. You're a terrible person

@kickhuggy 5 лет назад

I was thinking Gyllenhaal girl

@chado3000 5 лет назад

She looks like my next ex wife..

@CameronBaba 5 лет назад

"No, but I'm down!" "You're do-we're not brainstorming!!"

@walkz007 5 лет назад

@Ken Harris you commented this on all the recap comments sir 😒😒😒😒

@CameronBaba 5 лет назад

Ken Harris Haha yeah thanks :)

@CameronBaba 5 лет назад

Amy Victoria That’s actually so funny bc it directly contradicts his condemnation of repetition in youtube comments

@CameronBaba 5 лет назад

@Ken Harris ahh. ok

@jpest17 4 года назад

@Carlos Spiceywhiener People quote lines in the video because they don't have anyone in real life to relate over it with, don't over think it.

@vibrantpixeIs 4 года назад

"because now i have to be the terrible thing that happens to him...i wanna be the ONE. doesn't matter which one...just remember me. hall of fame, hall of shame, as long as my picture's on the wall." crazy how last night she was on fallon joking about her engagement not working out. she stuck to her guns lmao. guess into the hall of shame she goes for this guy. mission accomplished? lol

@AmetafJohora 3 года назад

aww really?

@rachelfox8108 3 года назад

Considering he cheated on her, I'm guessing she's in the Hall of Fame as the one he fucked up and lost over his own dumbass mistakes. She has nothing to be ashamed of, where that relationship is concerned.

@vibrantpixeIs 3 года назад

@@rachelfox8108 makes sense with that context. she didn't exactly divulge that detail in the interview i watched lol xD

@awakenow7147 2 года назад

@@rachelfox8108 So he had baggage after all eh

@jeffreyb8770 2 года назад

Everybody has their whole *life* ahead of them until they hook up with me!

@MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis Год назад

She deserves so much more laughter. Her jokes are flawless!! “If your ribs have never been bruised by a center console we have nothing to say to each other.” LMAO oh that hurts…

@formoftherapy 5 лет назад

I am so picky about comedians and she is HILARIOUS. Amazing.

@peterdonlon2083 2 года назад

Fancy seeing you here!

@ytho8245 2 года назад

Right!!

@dayegilharno4988 2 года назад

I just LOVE her "Evil Leia" vibes!

@donke3677 2 года назад

Stop being fake it’s rude

@macdeluxe733 2 года назад

Up to a point. Some funny stuff, some utterly pedestrian and lazy. Let's not pretend this is some genius-level comedy. It's OK.

@bobbarkin2880 5 лет назад

Hop in speed racer let's kill a dream. I'm wheezing

@_Odin_ 5 лет назад

Must say, this Ms. Tomlinson is good! No clue who she is but those 5 mins were good.

@Thunderous117 5 лет назад

Hell of a line

@cf9844 4 года назад

One Year Later: "Broke it off with my fiance."

@freetobe3 4 года назад

Really?

@rumblefish9 3 года назад

@Shaymer he cheated on her. She confirmed in a tweet.

@hoofhearted1833 3 года назад

josiah kibbey ...and have a face like a beach ball

@yasmw863 3 года назад

@@hoofhearted1833 dude wth she’s actually really pretty

@TR-in9lp 4 года назад

“I STILL talk to Sheila” 😂

@jerry_rey 5 лет назад

“Positive or negative, hall of shame or hall of fame as long as my picture is on the wall” Taylor Tomlinson you’re my spirit animal.

@ignorasmus 5 лет назад

Now I have to be the terrible thing that happens to him...😂😂

@rubengonzalez2233 4 года назад

I read this as she said it 😂😂😂

@Jeselena_8 4 года назад

Ive literally thought this before with someone I dated 🤣🤣

@BTG07 4 года назад

Well she did, she broke up the engagement with him earlier this year.

@themule8625 Год назад

"he was a frat boy, I turned his life and his hat around" her most underrated joke.

@anneb889 4 года назад

I recall when I was telling my adolescent psych professor that I didn’t have any childhood traumas or issues, he told me I wasn’t digging deep enough. Glad to know there’s someone else out there who has had a perfectly boring childhood as well.

@HeathsHarleyQuinn 2 года назад

Here here!

@ericbrown1101 Год назад

Yeah same. Made it into my 30s and my parents are still married, 3 of my 4 grandparents are still living, no family drama. Just a bunch of boring middle class white people lol.

@guesswho5790 Год назад

But this is a good thing!! What I wouldn't give to have had a not-traumatizing early life.

@Alphacentauri819 Год назад

The interesting thing is...that that's the most common response of a dismissive avoidant attachment style. Of course, some people do have secure, emotionally aware, attuned parents and therefore have a "good childhood". However, dismissive avoidants come out of situations where what they needed didn't happen...which has a very different retrospective view than overt abuse. Dismissive avoidants were usually emotionally neglected...but had their basic needs attended to, clothes, food, education, and practical dynamics, oriented to functionality. Usually there's an unspoken code of conflict avoidance and refusal to talk about, engage in, emotional content. It is practical or intellectual only.

@apseudonym Год назад

why were you studying psych if there was nothing wrong with you

@ericoliver1603 4 года назад

"Can't take this back to best buy, I spilled some stuff on it" is such a great line with awesome delivery, legend in the making right here.

@miadixon4121 5 лет назад

SHE NEEDS A NETFLIX SPECIAL I LOVE HER

@gregscully3369 5 лет назад

I think she has one.

@clarktownsend8991 5 лет назад

she has 1

@dustinfogarty4957 5 лет назад

The standups episode 1 home skillet

@AintJustThem 5 лет назад

The Comedy Lineup on netflix!

@DowncastParadox 5 лет назад

@@AintJustThem It's only 15 min. :(

@DboyDray 3 года назад

“Either the one u marry, the one that got away or the one who set ur car on fire, either way ur gonna remember me” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@SwimSweetie100 4 года назад

‘Have you ever made a guy’s mom love you more than him?’ Lmaooo dead

@milesofmxments 5 лет назад

I went to high school with her this is crazy

@jrod8807 5 лет назад

Awesome to see you watch Conan, Miles! Haha

@brennahasselmann8075 5 лет назад

Was she funny or quiet in high school

@coena9377 5 лет назад

Don't just say you went to high school with her without including what she was like.

@milesofmxments 5 лет назад

@@coena9377 😆we never hung-out or spoke that i can recall, from what i remember she was pretty much just a good kid. not the most popular and not known as the class clown just sort of normal, so when she started blowing up as a comedian everyone was really surprised. really cool seeing someone from our hometown find main stream success.

@milesofmxments 5 лет назад

@@brennahasselmann8075 from what i heard about her she was more chilled out and low key, we weren't friends but were in the same graduating class.

@Rodimus_Prime 5 лет назад

Some of you look like your ribs have never been bruised by a center console before and it shows.

@Jaclynnn1 5 лет назад

😂😂😂

@robint8473 2 года назад

“If I’m not the reason he quits drinking, I’m gonna be the reason he starts.” I died

@JCJeffrey 4 года назад

"I turned his life and his hat around!" -Best Comment ever, coming from a Frat guy :)

@brian_b_2342 5 лет назад

I TURNED HIS LIFE AND HIS HAT AROUND!!!!!! THAT GOT ME LMFAO

@Theomite 5 лет назад

Her material isn't too powerful (aside from her zingers--"Hop in Speed racer, let's kill a dream"--marvelous), but her delivery and mastery of the momentum of the stage energy are top shelf. Incredible command, inflection, and segues. It's hard to pull off this kind of casual confidence without forcing it or coming off douche-y. She kills at this job.

@andapanda3599 5 лет назад

But what can she do for extra credit, professor?

@Theomite 5 лет назад

@@andapanda3599 Hmmm...I suppose she can figure out slow versions of her regular material. She can even figure out cool ways to go from slow-to-fast and fast-to-slow, showing that she's doesn't rely on speed to do most of the work.

@Hannah-ne2vi 5 лет назад

it's so amusing to me that people write out full on yelp reviews of comics in youtube comments

@PhilipAlexanderHassialis 5 лет назад

Yeap, she has the flow and delivery mechanics and blueprints nailed down in principle. She has done her theoretical research and it shows. She just needs stronger material and perhaps a bit more dark / shocking, level up the game a bit and make you think twice when leaving the venue after she's done with you - like all the great ones did.

@CreativeMindsAudio 5 лет назад

I totally agree with you, except that the main things that make a comedian funny are the things she excels at. She’s great. A well written comic who has awful delivery won’t be nearly as good as someone with shitty writing who can deliver amazing. There are many types of comedy. She nails her style. She doesn’t need amazing writing to be good. That being said I hope she blows up enough to be able to collaborate with an amazing writer.

@sbdsoill 3 года назад

You know she's good when every comment is a different line from her set. looks like she had a joke that resonated with everyone! Excited to see more from her in the future

@silviadovidio7478 3 года назад

I'm literally scrolling through looking for the one line I didn't understand 😂😂😂

@sbdsoill 3 года назад

What one?

@sbdsoill 3 года назад

@@silviadovidio7478 the had sex with 2 people, 4 if you're Christian is a reference to how anal sex 'doesnt count' to Christian girls

@sgpb000 4 года назад

"If I'm not your happy ending, I will be turning your point" 😅

@BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n 5 лет назад

Hall of fame, Hall of shame doesn't matter my picture should be on the wall DAMN! 🔥🔥

@TarPalantir133 5 лет назад

"Only Hall of Fame I be inducted in is the alcohol of fame On the wall of shame."

@poopagore 5 лет назад

TarPalantir133 dude is it really you?! machine gun kelly?!?

@MsSupergenius 5 лет назад

That joke blew me away. That is such a female mentality. Not all but that truly made me pause and think, lol

@Raumance 5 лет назад

Cracks me up imagining her father seeing this. "Oh great 3 minutes of sex jokes, and here's an another one."

@MegaSuperUltraThingy 5 лет назад

same for me but with mothers seeing their sons do 3 minutes of sex jokes

@mikekristin7201 5 лет назад

I have a daughter. It will be hard to see when she becomes active in that arena but what is the point of having a kid and not let them live a life that makes her happy? It's one thing to protect it's another thing to stifle. Besides, I do a bit of open mic stuff from time to time. Have 15-20 min of material but its comedy, its exaggerated and amped up for the sake of performance. I have a joke that talks about me getting stoned on a bean bag chair.......I dont own a bean bag chair ;)

@HelicopterRedFlag 5 лет назад

my name's j q and I say stupid things because I lack any interesting qualities! pls like me even tho I'm repulsive!! D:

@Kabullo76 5 лет назад

@Craft9841 for sure you're a triggerEd woman XD

@sock4life95 4 года назад

She reminds me of Eleanore from the good place

@vyrv6719 Год назад

This is a legitimate style. She’s building a self critical lens to show funny through, and can shift it with the audience. You think she didn’t get that “I feel people turning on me but” from people ACTUALLY DOING THAT? That shows she’s put in a lot of shows. Respect. Also laughs, lots of sheepish, embarrassed, understanding laughs 😅

@MistyGlades567 5 лет назад

Okay, RU-vid... I watched it.

@Logan-ne1en 5 лет назад

Was it worth it?

@youtubeaccount1486 5 лет назад

Logan no. I clicked the video not sure and I left like I went through a world war

@soloveich 5 лет назад

@@youtubeaccount1486 RU-vid got me here through autoplay :(

@walkz007 5 лет назад

@@soloveich same

@KatalinaKristina 5 лет назад

AHHAAHAHHAAHAHAH

@izzylooks4078 5 лет назад

This is so nice to see her on Conan! I used to see her all the time doing stand up in LA. Congratulations girl!

@americanswan Год назад

She had a tour opening for Conan. They are pretty close friends.

@nternetrat Месяц назад

ur so lucky !!! do you remember where she would gig in la?

@mohitdaga2356 4 года назад

I'm starting to have a crush on her.

@shuchi2262 4 года назад

Me tooo!

@undrtakr900 4 года назад

@@shuchi2262 Me three.

@diywrites8703 3 года назад

"I turned his life AND his hat around." great stuff. Almost spit my coffee out.

@YesYouAreAbsolutelyCorrect 5 лет назад

There was a time, my mom loved my ex-girlfriend more than me.

@palsp666 5 лет назад

Lmao

@madstylemodest 5 лет назад

I had that problem with my ex boyfriend- for like three months after we broke up my family had him over like once a week for game night. I think they still see or talk to him sometimes. (It’s been about seven months)

@jordyns6070 5 лет назад

My maternal grandmother likes my dad more than my mom. She asks about him whenever she calls me or my mom and says “man that’s my guy” and told me I need to find a guy like him because my mom “really lucked out”

@lucifaerislifeandstuff5181 5 лет назад

One of my exes mom got drunk on Thanksgiving and proclaimed me as their favorite kid.... I stopped that fast

@SP-iv2jj 5 лет назад

That hit home for me too XD

@mlee-w664 5 лет назад

The audience was not receptive enough to her, she was brilliant!

@Juju-nr7cb 5 лет назад

i think they were, and i enjoyed this video

@TampaJohn 5 лет назад

Brilliant is a bit much. She was funny.

@gyse6920 5 лет назад

Not that good. Predictable.

@HelicopterRedFlag 5 лет назад

mass produced, generic "comedian" tone and affect don't you think?

@mayfalltribe4747 5 лет назад

I think they rushed her thru her set so the crowd didn't have to time to really process what she was saying.

@toeey1 4 года назад

Her delivery of the material is great but her writing is even better. Some of her jokes(and not just in this set) are extremely clever and very well written.

@brianbowles9239 4 года назад

The one they marry the one that got away and the one that set his car on fire....I'm one of these

@BlueGlow26 5 лет назад

"4 if you're Christian"?! Haha 😅

@sarahmiller3141 4 года назад

khuang96 Christians consider oral sex to be on the same “sin level” as regular sex and teach you can’t call yourself a Virgin if you’ve had oral

@HUNKragor 4 года назад

Thanks, didn't know

@KO-fh4vn 4 года назад

@@HUNKragor no worries, anal is my 7th favorite word so I just drop it wherever it seems remotely appropriate anyway.

@Marcofromda510 4 года назад

@@KO-fh4vn 7th favorite word? You have my attention now lol. I assume that means you at least have a top 10. I'm curious to know what it is.

@andreakumar2984 3 года назад

khuang96 right!! That was great joke..absolute punchline but she just slid that in there and moved on like it was nothing.

@MsSupergenius 5 лет назад

She was funny, very original material👍🏾

@MachoToast-lg2bc 5 лет назад

MsSupergenius no. No she wasn’t

@gyse6920 5 лет назад

Not even close. Old non funny style.

@HelicopterRedFlag 5 лет назад

@@gyse6920 I said that above in different words!

@walkz007 5 лет назад

Agreed

@johnathanadams3763 4 года назад

@@gyse6920 old ??

@vnigallahoir3523 4 года назад

That was one of the fastest and tightest 5 minute sets I have ever seen. Well done.

@zyderman2050 4 года назад

Jesus, I was like her boyfriend before my ex. She nailed that.

@huighwong2069 3 года назад

What does emotional baggage feel like? I've never experienced it

@justsara8108 2 года назад

@@huighwong2069 Most of the time it’s very light and it doesn’t show itself often, but when you’re reminded of it, it’s like there’s a million pounds that you’re shouldering.

@DrevichMusic 5 лет назад

Saw her open for Bert Kreischer 2 years ago. I really enjoyed the show and am glad to see her doing well.

@raytrumble1994 5 лет назад

Awe2b Traveling pretty sure she is in the degenerates on Netflix, but she’s pretty funny

@67kingdedede 5 лет назад

funny, she reminds me a lot of bert kreischer

@raytrumble1994 5 лет назад

@@67kingdedede BUT SHES NOT FAT OR RACIST?

@67kingdedede 5 лет назад

Well we can't know for sure

@fricken99 5 лет назад

Hahaha she's funny. She sounds like an overly energetic, country truck driver who is in to white dudes.

@Silmerano 5 лет назад

So just a truck driver.

@asterism7586 5 лет назад

" Who is into white dudes" lol why have I never heard that

@Kabullo76 5 лет назад

Her material is garbage, her personale life is more interesting :D

@KutWrite 4 года назад

@@Kabullo76: Wait... Her material IS her personal life!

@KamuiJJang 4 года назад

“If Im not your happy ending then I’ll be your turning point” Now I know what I was to the last men I dated whom since have all started dating of my ethnicity.

@jonat523 3 года назад

Amen to that sista

@rjnagle 4 года назад

" In every movie that I have ever seen, the dude who is whistling -- that guy's the killer."

@clarissejessm5307 4 года назад

"If I'm not going to be your happy ending. I will be your turning point" I love her 😍😍😍

@awesomealondra7507 4 года назад

I found her years ago, and she has gotten so much better! I'm so proud of her. She was always good but now she's a pro 💖

@effynikki1221 3 года назад

I feel like she covered a lot in five minutes and I could still understand and laugh along to this video. Honestly my new favourite comedian

@somegirl558 2 года назад

"You want points for not cheating" Is probably her best bit ever.

@Ms14787 4 года назад

''Hop in speed-racer, let's kill a dreeeeam'' :D

@DJSideQxst 5 лет назад

Damn. She has one of the best stage presences’ I’ve seen in a long time. She’s SERIOUSLY funny😂😂😂

@ironfae Год назад

This is literally one of the most GENIUS comics today. I’ve seen many of her videos and she NAILS it on every level of stand up comedy. There hasn’t been a stand up comic this diversely funny in decades.

@priscillaprit1 3 года назад

"hall of fame or hall of shame. As long as my picture is on the wall" 😂

@Fran28. 5 лет назад

I like how she said " Sex all u hv to do is approach it with enthusiasm like a Child...just put everything in your mouth!" LOL 😂🤣😆

@bobstark4020 2 года назад

Hey Fran.... I am wondering how many women I could use this on???? Lol

@Death_by_Inches 5 лет назад

Wow what a lame audience. She's great.

@BradyPostma 4 года назад

I think they didn't want to interrupt. Afraid to laugh because they'd miss another great joke.

@allisonavery7273 4 года назад

@@BradyPostma that's fair

@razkable 3 года назад

the fake laughing is annoying but also shes not really funny..shes wholesome....conan crowd expect real comedy...but then again conan is pretty lame himself when it comes to stand up

@MetaphoricallyRose 3 года назад

@@razkable no she’s really funny

@Friendship1nmillion 3 года назад

You could {probably} call #TaylorTomlinson the Jamie Oliver of #Comedy. 👨‍⚖️🤩🃏💞💬

@mawile3037 4 года назад

When you realized you watched this on Netflix, and feel like clicking off Edit But then you get to new stuff and you stay 🙂

@someshwartripathi8446 4 года назад

This is on Netflix?

@mawile3037 4 года назад

@@someshwartripathi8446 the first few minutes has material from a show that is on Netflix

@mawile3037 4 года назад

It's like, the exact same joke word for word, if you haven't seen it just look her up, you'll be able to tell right away that you've heard her say the same joke before

@myrrhiam973 11 месяцев назад

"Do you know who the president is" killed me 😂

@malikasen6127 4 года назад

Really talented and awesome. Hope to see more of you

@jaykay5086 5 лет назад

I lowkey am turned off by people who've never struggled

@a_legitimate_salvage 5 лет назад

Well adjusted people freak me out

@fangsabre 3 года назад

Seriously tho

@ANTSEMUT1 3 года назад

@@a_legitimate_salvage lowkey same they are so difficult to relate to.

@claraberg1214 Год назад

She is seriously becoming my most favorite comedian right now. She is down right hysterical in every way 😭🤣🤣🤣

@rozzie101 7 месяцев назад

Her comedy shorts started popping up on my IG, and I love her way of telling jokes... 😅

@jamesglosangeles 5 лет назад

I feel personally attacked by her hat comment.

@nolancho 5 лет назад

Good.

@armancz 5 лет назад

@@nolancho Mehehe

@jamie49868 5 лет назад

Me too! I'm not sure why so I wish somebody from CNN would stir it up...err...I mean tell me why.

@ih8thinkingofnames1 5 лет назад

You should

@wgraham2410 5 лет назад

Haha

@tradtke101 5 лет назад

This is one of the best sets I've seen on a late night show in a long time. Girl killed it from start to finish. Bravo.

@CorderralLewis 4 года назад

This was good. Good set up and delivery, great pace.

@LOLEliSays 4 года назад

OMFG I’m dying. She needs her own show

@michaelhall9480 4 года назад

She has a bit on Netflix

@ripdajacker23 5 лет назад

She’s the polar opposite of Amy Schumer. In other words, hella funny and original. Don’t @ me

@bl00df4rt 5 лет назад

ripdajacker23 @ripdajacker23 lol

@joshnewton2788 5 лет назад

@ripdajacker23 tru tru

@cristo6937 5 лет назад

So true. Fk Amy

@billym3365 5 лет назад

I hate when other female comics are compared to any shumer, it’s like comparing male German leaders to hitler

@viener1816 5 лет назад

why compare?

@maluvalentino 5 лет назад

I need more of her. She's hilarious!

@angelameredith4132 9 месяцев назад

You are so brilliant!!

@sygad1 3 года назад

wow, Taylor is a phenomenal comedian, genuinely burst out laughing

@bingobongo1615 2 года назад

Yeah amazing. And amazing balance between sex jokes and not being super vulgar

@sygad1 2 года назад

@@bingobongo1615 completely agree, the story telling and details are superb with reference to sex as opposed to the whole material being about sex, which gets very boring and predictable very quickly