Teacher: "Any questions before we end the class?" Student: "No questions." What the student actually means: "I actually have a few questions, but I'll lie my way out, so I can go home."
What i do is avoid eye contact, act normal and keep myself low since im tall, when ur friends is talkin to teacher look at them, with this i tricked teacher😈😈😈
The one we ALL say: Teacher: Are you finished the homework? Student (what they say): Yeah, it’s at home though. Student (what they mean): NOPE HAVEN’T EVEN STARTED
Yioker1 i....don't do that, i'm an honor, and... *I STUDIED! I BETRAYED ALL OF YOU HAHAHAHAHAHA* (you'll get it if you watched charles the french's video "what NOT to do in exams")
one time my teacher was pregnant and we were so hyped that she let us vote on the name and her husband was devastated on the outcome but they still named her based on our votes
Math teacher: *So do you guys understand?* Class : _yes_ ( the students to eachother ) : did you understand? No? Me neither. Math teacher : *soo any questions?* Class : _none_ (internally : *_YES I HAVE , MANY!_* Math teacher : Im willing to discuss it again , anyone? Class : _shaking their heads_ Math teacher : _okay then , the tests are coming tomorrow, good luck class ( Class internally smacking their heads on the desk. )
Yup that's my classmates (except me and my bestie) they like do this all the time and yes I'm in 2020 so haha they can't do it anymore bcz there are now online classes.
If you do that in my school people will think sometjing is wrong with you (skipping and ditching class never happens) and they send the monitor and that happened to me once when i was using my phone so i pretended to be sick and shit so i got out of school early.
@@emmyreimmy you see i have a technique that when you raise your hand for the second time since you got something right for the first time and the teacher says "anyone else who wants to answer?" you simply lower down ur hand so you will not be called anymore because the teacher knows that you pay attention to the class so you can basically do anything now.
Student:can u help me? Teacher: explains Teacher: do you understand now? Student: yea What student really means: umm no what the heck were you just talking about it was just like gibberish and I want to quit and now I feel like I’m going to cry because I am going to fail because I don’t understand
teacher: 2+5=? me: teacher:hmmmm me: *please not meeeeee* teacher: yes you! me: amm... ahh... ehhh... what I really mean: I DIDN'T PUT MY HANDS UP SO U KNOW THAT I DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER RIGHT?! THE F!
This is me if I had the guts to do that Me: talks to friend Teacher: would you like to share what your talking to the class because it seems like it's very important. Me: OK SO CLASS!!! WE SHOULD PLAN A SURPRISE PARTY ON TEACHERS DAY FOR (Teacher's name) Teacher: ...
When im bored and want to leave the classroom i say " can i use the toilet" Teacher- sure Me- takes the longest way to the washroom My friend- runs as fast as possible *hits wall* Me- holy
0:14 My teacher always says that same thing! She has a lot of classes so she always says that. She always says that if she doesn’t the school will get mad at her. 😂
Me:”I like class” My teacher:”oh ok thank you” Me”your welcome?” What I mean:”I hate this class but I need to pass so please let me!” What the teacher sometime means:”how much do you want to pass this class?”
~[Ματ2468χκ] You either failed English to know what "literally" means, or I should worry for your sanity 😂 Or maybe English is your second language? 😂..
@@myyoutubechannel9137 I dont say that i didnt like online classes bt the teachers should understand the problems of the students in facing those classes Sometimes we might cannot see the video properly and if we ifrm mam ,she would tell tht we r just telling those things to bunk class. And if we had schools,we might have lot of holidays..but in these online classes they r not even giving a single day(except sunday) to have rest.. Amd these things make us hate online classes.(not in rude manner)
yoon_ minnie I do most of it... but I have developed a very good sense of organization to know what I must do and what is less important 😆 like “before science class... yeah, it’s lunchtime break so I’ll have time to do it at this time! Great! I’m done!” 😆
2:21 that girl behind Charles be like "What the f is his problem??????" also, when was the last time u heard a students say "Aww, no" when class was cancelled?
My math teacher always asks me for the answer to a question...... It's because I somehow pay attention people call out the answer so I say it then actually answer the question in my head
2:37 actually our math teacher every time we want to ask her something, she says "UGH, what do you want, why do you call me so many times? You always call STOP! I'M ON THE COMPUTER NOW, UGH!!" This is literally her, not kidding....
update: i’m on my first year of “liceo” (i’m italian, idk how to translate that to the american school sistem) and my new math teacher is pretty funny ngl, his work is to teach us the things we did last year, but better somehow, but apparently we must remember and know what we did last year or he goes like this: “what’s so hard to understand?! This is so easy and you’ve done it last year! You must know this!” Well, first of all, no shit sherlock, you’re a math teacher, of course it’s easy for you, and second, your job this year is to literally re-explain the things we did last year! If you can’t do that, then why are you even teaching here!
The “When you act like you’re INTERESTED in the class” is so true althooooo I sometimes ask questions for the purpose of making sure I am understanding the main idea of the incoherent subject…
When your teacher is going to pick someone to write the answer on the white board Me: *acting like I'm actually busy when I'm not* Then the teacher pick someone. *when they're trying to do it* Me: why is he/she so slow? Does he/she know the answer? Always😂😂🤣
The worst thing for me was this..... Teacher: So, Did you understood this topic? ( looking at me) Me: Yesss sir (confidently nodding my head while I didn't even know which topic is he teaching ) Teacher: okay then you tell me (and asks something related to the topic) Me: With shaky legs stands up and remains quite. Teacher:😡 Me:😅
Here’s a tip: If you are in class and you don’t know the answer to a question, pretend that you know the answer but don’t raise your hand. Teachers always pick the student that is not paying attention or participating.
My friend, I had searched for you far and wide.One had told me that a man who woke from my shadow. That pull through the rabbit whole of curiosity.(I totally did not try too hard)
teacher: did you understand? You look a bit confused me: yes sure np my mind: wait so in interlude: shadow mv there’s a door, my house has a door OMG EVERYTHING IS CONNECTED
2:25 actually for us when the teacher says that, she asks us “im guessing youre all happy ?” And we be like “oh yes” Cuz the teacher knows what we want except a plot twist- Thats only our english teacher the other teachers get us other teachers when they’re absent so um..thats why we love english class more
*When the entire class says “yes” when in reality we have no idea what’s going on, so we end up asking our friends after school but THEIR class said “yes” even though THEY have no idea what happened, so after a few more repetitions of THAT, we all end up ALL having to go to the smart kid in the school to give us the answers.*
When they say ”when you want to go to the toilet” I was thinking of when my teacher says “anyone knows the answer?” Than one of my classmates raise their hands and says that they want to go to the toilet 😂
and one kid rasies there hand even thought they dont know the answer just to make it look like they are paying attention and didnt exepect to be called on so they just say they forgot or are just streching that happens alot with my class
Hi Charles :D! Hope Your fine. I have been a fan of your channel and have watched all of your videos for about a year! I subscribed to your channel and liked your videos! Half of the videos are so funny 😂. Hope your safe! :p
In my class when every one just says yeeeeeeesss when there's no class Teacher: alright I'm going to the seminar and hope you study to page 467-478 Students:ok(in a deep voice) What they actually mean Teacher:I'm going on vacation so (gives the finger) Student:gooood!!
Online Class be like: Teacher: Why is you camera off, kindly turn it on Teacher (what they really meant): Another student who doesn't listen i wonder what is the excuse... Student: My internet is so slow I can't open it because it is lagging Student (what they really meant): I'm playing as of right now please don't call me again
