Team Fortress 2 Rap by JT Music - "Meet the Crew" 

Engineer: “Do not touch, cuz this stuffs expensive!” Spy and sapper: *Chuckles in french*

Medic: shoots robot with syringes Game: SuPeR eFfEcTiVe

I love how everybody's like "I'm gonna kick your ass with my weapons!" and then Pyro's like "What's war? This is a candy land!"

I just realized that each classes verse is in line with their spot on the in-game selection, with offense first then defense, and finally support.

Everyone preparing to introduce themselves on the first day of school be like

Demo drunk:crazy stupid destructive Demo sober comics: loves his mum

Funny thing: the Heavy is actually very intelligent, he just has a little too much fun fighting.

Fun fact about Demoman: In his meet the crew video, the censor bleep is actually him confirming the existence of the lochness monster.

Just don't forget heavy has a degree in Russian literature

R.I.P. The voice of the best character, Soldier.

Almost 7 years later, this still holds up. Just as TF2 does.

It's been 8 years since this song came out and it still goes hard as heck

"This, is a bucket!" "Dear god..." "There are more!" "No!"

Heavy is actually very intelligent. Most of the mercs are, in fact. Scout: Not the brightest mind, not dumb per say but more so than the rest. Just really arrogant. He clearly also doesn't understand physics because he can double jump, which just screws physics up the ass. Soldier: Still dumb as bricks, though he may have been smart before he got lead poisoning. Pyro: Pyrotechnics knowledge. If you look close at the flamethrower, you can see it's homemade. Also, in the comics, you can see he's quite a good businessman. Demoman: Chemistry, he made his own bombs, before switching to Mann Co bombs. Heavy: Maybe a PhD in Russian Literature, though not confirmed, you know the guy's intelligent. He just has a little too much fun with Sasha. Engineer: 12 PhDs in hard science. Dunno which ones, though probably mostly mechanics. Medic: May or may not have had a medical license, but he's still a genius with medicine regardless because he at least helped with the creation of the Medigun. Sniper: Ms. Pauling may clean up the mess now, but the Sniper was an assassin for hire, so he knew how to manage not getting caught and maybe hiding bodies. Spy: Also a hired assassin, and MAY HAVE helped with the creation of the invisi-watch as Engie doesn't use one, it would be useful if he did know how to make it. Then again, Spy could have gotten it from another supergenius. Edit: Came back and holy coronavirus this blew up. Gonna add some stuff you guys suggested! Edit again: Fuck, R.I.P. Rick May, the voice of soldier who recently died to COVID-19. This comment is old, but I felt obligated. Though we all know he's happily rocket jumping in heaven, he'll be missed.

Scout: Singing. Soldier: singing. Pyro: *minecraft_villager_mp4*

This is a better tutorial of how to play each class than the in-game tutorial.

Demoman “are you a bleedin idiot?!” Me “yes,I believe so”

This perfectly represents each class's potion personality: Scout's arrogance Soldier's devotion to war Pyro's obliviousness Engineer's Texas-ness Heavy's simple mind for war Demoman's drunken explosiveness Medic's "medicine" Singer's professionalism Spy's suave Good job!

never forget the fact that Heavy has a degree in russian literture Demoman fought a war drunk Spy is scout's dad Sniper has standards (and from new Zealand) Soldier has a bucket Edit: I tip my hat from one legend to another for still listening to this bop

Engineer: “Do not touch, ‘cause this stuff’s expensive!” Heavy with a gun that costs $400,000 to fire for 12 seconds: *Hold my sandvich.*

"Learn from a soldier who's reached perfection!" Is it just me or is this line heartbreaking now?

Widowmaker:*One shot ,one kill* Sniper:Am i a joke to you ?

Fun Fact: Soldier, Heavy, Medic, and Spy were the only ones that said their name in their rap.

i remember listening to this with a friend and a firework went off right after "wherever I go the explosions follow" and my friend still talk about it, nearly 3 years later

"No, I don't got wings but I don't need them to fly" _Ya hear that, Overwatch???_

It is a sad moment for gamers. The voice actor of The Soldier has passed away due to COVID-19. Next time you play TF2, pick Soldier to pay respects

You don't need God's PC to run it You don't need to be a lot skilled (but a little bit yes) There are many types of classes There are funny gamemodes This Is Team Fortress 2 AND I LOVE IT!

The order in which they rap is the same order in which you select them in the game, nice touch!

Even after 6 years, it's still one of the best TF2 songs on RU-vid. Edit: I am fully aware of "The Most Fashionable Faction" by Stupendium and Harry101K.

I actually love how this was organized. First, the offensive classes go. Then, the defensive classes go. Finally, it ends with the support classes. They're also all seperated with the chorus (?).

My entire gameplay is like "If that don't kill you, it'll break your nose!"

The Scout - 0:26 The Soldier - 0:46 The Pyro - 1:05 The Engineer - 1:48 The Heavy - 2:07 my favourite The Demoman 2:31 The Medic - 3:10 my favourtie The Sniper - 3:29 my favourite The Spy - 3:48 I absolutely love the instrumental in this song 😎

Rip to the greatest soldier that ever lived! You will be missed

The soldier verse hits differently now

This was..... *tears*.....so beautiful ;w;

this song turns 10 years old on June 9th, yall better mark your calendars...

I like how each three classes that sing in each verse are the same position: Attack defence and support Verse 1: Scout (attack), Soldier (Attack), Pyro (Attack) Verse 2: Engineer (Defence), Heavy (Defence), Demo-man (Defence) Verse 3: Medic (Support), Sniper (Support), Spy (Support)

Rest in peace Rick May 1940-2020 "Godspeed you magnificent bastard"

2016 and still good

these are pretty accurate rundowns for each characters personality (and their playstyles to a certain extent too), great musical intro to tf2

Random fact: There was a glitch in early versions of _Team Fortress 1_ (the _Quake 1_ mod that kicked off the franchise, not the standalone _Team Fortress Classic_) that would occasionally cause player models to have the wrong team color skin (so BLUs would look like REDs). After this glitch was finally fixed, it became the basis for The Spy.

It’s perfect, it’s the only one of its kind - literally everyone

2:08 And that’s where the trouble started That smile That damn smile

8 years now...This is still gold but wooow how time flies.

TF2 will never die, it has to many memes

Overwatch rap: We’re cool! Tf2 rap: Legendary lyrics

Lyrics to the Song : Scout - 0:27 I got your head spinnin' runnin' circles around you with a baseball bat that I'm usin' to pound you I'll be up in your face in the blink of an eye No I don't got wings, but I don't need 'em to fly With a couple double jumps I'll be fleein' the zone Pick up your intel quick, then I'm bringin' it home I'm pretty big deal, that's the honest truth I mean, do you even know who you're talkin' to? Soldier - 0:45 About face maggots, stand at attention Learn from a soldier who's reached perfection Forward charge with my RPG Helmet so low I can hardly see BAM! Rocket jumpin' all over the place Finish you punks with a shovel to the face If that don't kill you, It'll break your nose I hope you weasels are taking notes Pyro - 1:05 Welcome to my magical candyland Where smiles are from ear to ear And everyone loves each other Come and spread the cheer Chorus - 1:29 This rap is kind of overdue - Right But now it's time to meet the crew - Tight The crazy dudes of TF2 So take a side, RED or BLU After I pick my class I'm gonna kick your ass Cuz that's what we were born to do Engineer - 1:48 Let's set up shop and get to work I build a health dispenser if you been hurt Plus I got plenty of sentry defenses But do not touch, cuz this stuff's expensive Auto-aim rockets oughtta wreck you bumpkins And just in case I need it - self destruction Step back 'fore I wreck you with a wrench And when my turrets spot you, you're as good as dead Heavy - 2:07 Cry some more. Run while you can You little babys don't stand a chance They call me heavy, this is my gun When she starts spinning, you better run I do not require brains or technique I've got so much muscle I'll never be beat I'll mow you down wherever you stand bitch Now i am hungry, give me sandvich ... Okay, I'm good Demoman - 2:31 Are you a bleedin' idiot? To fight with a drunken scot? I'll down a swig of whiskey For every grenade I launch Wherever I go, the explosions follow So keep your distance lads And I carry traditional weapons I'll bloody you up with an axe Chorus - 2:50 This rap is kind of overdue - Right But now it's time to meet the crew - Tight The crazy dudes of TF2 So take a side, RED or BLU Pick out my favorite class Check out my fancy hats I just don't know wich one to choose Medic - 3:09 I'm the medic, so don't go far You might want a taste of my ubercharge Still a doctor, but I lost my license This could be a problem - Scheiße/Shiza I'm always ready with a bloody bone saw But I can't help much if your head is blown off Die, Schweinhund. I will win this Don't overdose on my syringes Sniper - 3:29 Boom! That's another headshot, bloke I'm a professional, you're a joke I mean please mate show some respect At least the way I'm doin' it, you'll get a quick death I'm from the outback, where things are hectic Got a big machete that I'll slice ya head with Aussie assassins aren't very common But when ya hear this, keep on runnin' Spy - 3:48 You probably know me for my disguise And I dress as sharp as all my knives Just when you think I am on your team Au revior, mon cheri I'm a very accomplished backstabber Who destroys your equipment with my sapper Gentlemen, there's a spy in out midst And he's got plenty of ass to kick Chorus - 4:06 This rap is kind of overdue - Right But now it's time to meet the crew - Tight The crazy dudes of TF2 So take a side, RED or BLU After i pick my class I'm gonna kick your ass Cuz that's what we were born to do (This took about 15 minutes. Thank me later if you want ^^ and thx to JT for the lyrics xD)

I forgot this song existed and i remenbered and just came back

Scout - 0:27 Soldier - 0:46 Pyro - 1:06 Engineer - 1:48 Heavy - 2:07 Demoman - 2:32 Medic - 3:11 Sniper - 3:30 Spy - 3:50 Your welcome

"I don't require brains or technique" That's an insult to Heavy mains-- all 12 of us.

“Still a doctor, But i lost my License. This could be a problem - Shiza!” *Finally, a fired friend*

Probably what i'm about to say was already mentioned but, Sniper's verse being after Medic saying "but i can't help much if your head is blown off" its actually genius.

"Check out my fancy hats" Shows Sniper without a hat

Teacher: What is the hardest decision in your life Me: Take a side . Red or Blu Edit 1 : Thanks guys

Am I the only one that thinks that there should be a TF2 movie Update: I posted this comment 4 years ago and that was 4 years of silence why is it getting so much attention?

9 years later snd its still a banger and still going strong just like TF2 stay strong my friends stay strong

Timestamps for y’all: 0:00 start (obviously) 0:26 scout 0:46 soldier 1:05 pyro 1:29 chorus 1:48 engineer 2:08 heavy 2:31 demoman 2:51 chorus 3:10 medic 3:29 sniper 3:48 spy 4:08 chorus Please like, cause this took me forever

Overwatch came and went Fortnite came and went Pubg came and went Apex legends came and went Anthem came and went Tf2 still lives and it came 12 years ago.

You totally missed the perfect opportunity at 1:03 for Soldier to call everybody a maggot.

This is still being my favorite song of JT Músic, since 2017

RIP Rick May, you will be missed. 😥

Oh god... The nostalgia hits so hard.

I find it fascinating how each mercenary is shown destroying all other classes effortlessly, so by all means that also means that they get destroyed by everyone else all the time. And yet, they manage to all look so badass, because they all manage to overcome each other's strengths and improve.

This was actually my first introduction to TF2, good times man, good times.

Who else's favourite line "is I'm a professional you're a joke"

3:55 "Au Revoir, Mon Cheri" = "Goodbye, My Darling"

Valve back then: We make games. Valve now: We make money.

i tip my head to you, one legend to another. 9 years old music video still being listened to

This is a cool song bro.

"After I pick my class, I'm gonna kick your ass" me when my friends play Tf2

When someone picks up and learns to play tf2 by listening to this.

Its been 9 years and this still slaps! This mashes the characters just as the meet the team videos do scout is the confident one, soldier is the dumb one, pro is the quiet kid, engineer is the rich kid, heavy is the buff one, demoman is the foreign exchange student, medic is the who is smart one, sniper is the Australian one, spy is the fancy one.

Demo man: I carried traditional weapons. Also demo man: bottle of whiskey go ber

Scout: l am the fastest Soldier : keep talking hippie Demo: amateurs

Now, the only thing that would make this better is if we have the original tf2 voice actors rapping the lines

This rap catches the essence of the characters very nicely even though it's old it is a gem

Damn tf2 have survived overwatch fortnite pubg etc and is still alive. #tf2forever

What I have learned from tf2 Don't pick a fight with a drunken Scott Don't challenge a scout to a race Run from heavy Stay outside of a 18 foot radius of pyro Be on spy's team Don't question the general Don't touch the engineers stuff Don't ask the medic for help he is crazy Sniper is a "perfectional"

I'd like to thank JT Music for the music they've created, and becoming an inspiration for not just me, but many, many others. The music these guys have made are so nostalgic for me, and I'm incredibly grateful for their hard work and effort. I found Team Fortress 2 through them, and that game has brought so many good times into mine and millions of others' lives. Thank you, keep making people's lives better with these masterpieces.

9 years later and its still a banger

Aww... Pyro looks like he has so much fun.... *People running and screaming and everything on fire*

As an Australian, I've noticed that the only nation that ever succeeds in doing an Australian accent properly are New Zealanders. FYI their accent differs from ours enough to notice.

Love the little detail on how each part the characters were together (scout, pyro, soldier), were the same groups as the original classification between classes: Offense, defense, and support

Amazingly done & here's some shortcut's to each part of the song: 0:26 Scout Verse 0:46 Soldier Verse 1:05 Pyro Verse 1:29 1st Hook 1:48 Engineer Verse 2:07 Heavy Verse 2:31 Demoman Verse 2:51 2nd Hook 3:10 Medic Verse 3:29 Sniper Verse 3:48 Spy Verse 4:07 Final Hook

It’s scary how much he sounds like scout

6 years later and still a fuckin bop, and rest in peace Rick May you legend of a man.

Cmon its 2019 now.... This song still legit xD

0:20 anyone else notice the sync with scouts gum popping and a beat with the song

I dont know why sniper talking is so satisfying

I was kinda wish this was remade. It would be so cool!

Old but Gold

this is 9 years old yet it's still so good! we might want another one ehehe you guy's rock!

Fun fact: heavy and engineer have PHD 11 making them more of a doctor than medic

You know, soldier actually could've been in the army, he can carry and run at full speed with an rpg and not many people can do that, also he can take those same rockets and launch himself with them, and also, in real life. The "direct miss/direct shit/the best melee weapon in the game" would actually be able to penetrate heavy armor reserved for supertanks and bombers

PUBG vs Fortnite? The winner is obviously TF2 like come on guys.

As a Scottish person, demo's impression is terribly funny

2014: Cool 2015: COol 2016: ??? 2017: I like Overwatch 2018: Memories Flooding Back 2019: *NOSTALGIA*

Why did the spy cross the road Because he was never on your side *Edit thanks for the 111 likes ✌ *Another edit: thanks for 223 likes

3:34 when someone says ‘f’ for a real persons death