TEAM FORTRESS 2 RAP by JT Music - "Meet The Crew" 

'I do not require brains or technique' also Heavy: *has a literal PhD in russian literature*

Once my school was doing a talent show, and this kid deadass started singing scouts verse. I didn't know how to feel

Fun Fact: The classes' verses in this rap are arranged in order, from scout to spy, offense to defence then support.

It's incredible how TF2 never dies, no matter how much time has passed since it's been made

1:48 "Do not touch cause this stuffs expensive" Engineer: *sits on top of sentry*

engineer: *is blu* red sentry: seems legit

I could only understand one of Pyro's line (I believe they recorded the lines and just highly muffled it) and it was "Welcome to Pyroland"

I don't know, if you noticed, but every mercenary has their own unique musical instrument in the background of their part, and i am in love with Engie's one. It is like a country, but played on the rock guitar and at the same time has the vibe of "more guns". And it's also fits his personality as good as it sounds. I definitely love his part

I love how every class has a different instrument in the background.

Blu scout: exists This rap: and I took that personally

3:24 “I’m a professional your a joke” greatest TF2 insult I have ever herd

4:12 if you look hard enough, the soldier doing the grenade juggle taunt just killbinds/explode binds as he didnt get blown up

Engi: This stuf is expensive. Also Engi: Haha, centry go BOOM

Sentry: *Shoots a disguised spy* Me: That’s illegal.

Lyrics: --------- (scout part) I got your head spinnin' runnin' circles around you With a baseball bat that I'm using to pound you I'll be up in your face in the blink of an eye No, I don't have wings, but I don't need them to fly With a couple double jumps, i'll be fleeing the zone Pick up your intel quick, then I'm bringing it home I'm a pretty big deal, that's the honest truth I mean, do you even know who you're talking to? --------- (soldier part) About face, maggots, stand at attention Learn from a soldier who's reached perfection Forward charge with my RPG Helmet so low, I can hardly see! BAM - rocket jumping all over the place Finish you punks with a shovel to the face If that don't kill you, it'll break your nose I hope you weasels are taking notes --------- (pyro part) Welcome to my magical candy land Where smiles are from ear to ear And everyone loves each other Come and spread the cheer --------- (everyone) This rap is kind of overdue (right?) But now it's time to meet the crew (tight!) The crazy dudes of TF2 So pick a side, Red or Blue? After I pick my class I'm gonna kick your ass Cuz that's what we were born to do --------- (engineer part) Let's set up shop and get to work I built a health dispenser if you've been hurt Plus I got plenty of sentry defenses But do not touch, cuz this stuff's expensive Auto-aim rockets oughtta wreck you bumpkins And just in case I need it - self destruction Step back 'fore I whack you with a wrench And when my turrets spot you You're as good as dead --------- (heavy part) Cry some more, run while you can You little babies don't stand a chance They call me Heavy, this is my gun When she starts spinning, you'd better run I do not require brains or technique I've got so much muscle, i'll never be beat I'll mow you down wherever you stand, bitch! Now I am hungry, make me sandvich ่ Ok, I'm good --------- (demoman part) Are you a bleeding idiot? To fight with a drunken Scot? I'll down a swig of whiskey For every grenade I launch Wherever I go, the explosions follow So keep your distance, lad And I carry traditional weapons I'll bloody you up with an axe --------- (everyone) This rap is kind of overdue (right?) But now it's time to meet the crew (tight!) The crazy dudes of TF2 So pick a side, Red or Blue? Pick out my favorite class Check out my fancy hats I just don't know which one to choose --------- (medic part) I'm ze Medic, zo don't go far You might vant a tazte of my ubercharge Still a doctor, but I lost my license Zis could be a problem - Shiza! I'm alvays ready vith a bloody bone saw But I can't help much if your head is blown off Die, schveinhund, I vill vin zis Don't overdose on my syringes! --------- (sniper part) Boom! that's another headshot, bloke I'm a professional, you're a joke I mean please mate, show some respect At least the way I'm doin' it You'll get a quick death I'm from the outback, where things get hectic Got a big machete that i'll slice your head with Aussie Assassins aren't very common But when you hear this (bullet shot), keep on runnin' --------- (spy part) You probably know me for my disguise And I dress as sharp as all my knives Just when you think I'm on your team Au revoir, mon cheri I'm a very accomplished back stabber Who destroys your equipment with my sapper Gentlemen, there's a spy in our midst And he's got plenty of ass to kick --------- (everyone) This rap is kind of overdue (right?) But now it's time to meet the crew (tight!) The crazy dudes of TF2 So pick a side, Red or Blue? After I pick my class I'm gonna kick your ass Cuz that's what we were born to do!

Frends are temporary But TF2 is eternal

I love how different the background music is in their individual sections. It really shows and matches their personalities.

1:41 Engie: Blu Sentry and dispenser: Red THOSE BUILDINGS ARE SPIES!

0:00 Intro 0:19 Scout 🦋🇺🇸 0:38 Soldier 🚀🇺🇸 0:57 Pyro 🔥🌈🏴‍☠️ 1:21 Chorus I guess 1:40 Engineer 🛠️🇺🇸 2:00 Heavy🔫💪🇷🇺 2:24 Demoman 💣🥃🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 2:43 Chorus Again I guess 3:02 Medic ⛑️🇩🇪 3:21 Sniper 🏕️🇦🇺🇳🇿 3:40 Spy 🕵️‍♂️ 🇫🇷 4:00 Outro Chorus

6 years later and this song is still awesome.

Still remember the lyrics after 2 years what a piece on nostalgia

The best lyrics are Pyro's. So much passion, such emotion, such intensity. It was inspiring

0:47 I'll never look at soldier the same again after this

I like how heavy sets on top of a blu scout eating his sandwich nice references to meet the scout

i cant believe Rick May’s death has been 7 months already stay safe, soldier..

Fortnite is for kids Overwatch is for men TF2 is for gods

5 years and yet it still is one of the best tf2 songs ever

Spy: has a disguise Blu sentry: somehow knows they are red 2:56

Anyone talking about how heavy can hold his minigun with one hand

Engineer : Don't touch this stuff expensive *HE SITS ON THE SENTRY AND DESTROY'S IT*

1:47 Fun fact: The reason the Engineer was BLU was because he died and had a long respawn time, so Spy had to disguise as Engi, thus the sentries not attacking the Engi.

average 2fort match:

"I'm a professional your a joke" Dayum that's a nice line if you wanna roast someone

0:46 Soldier: "Helmet so low I can hardly SEE" Auto generated captions: *"hELMEt SoLO GuiTAR PLAYS aM"*

The Nostalgia is real.. Can’t believe this song is 6 years old…

3:16 When the kid reminds the teacher about homework

1:40 Blu engineer Red sentry/dispenser *Wait that's illegal*

Who still plays tf2??? I do

This is probably the scariest rendition of medic.

Little did demo know the bottle was empty 2:29

Everyone: *saying a blu engineer has red buildings* Me: *notices that the blu demo fired a red pill*

2:35 "So keep your distance" Wow...a black Scottish cyclops predicts the future

*HE RYMED “STAND, BITCH” WITH SANDVICH OMG*

Sentry: *shoots spy while he is disguised* Me: impossible

1:46 Blu Engineer, Red Sentry.. Seems legit

0:46 people who never saw him without his helmet before: *CONFUSED SCREAMING*

Okay I'm good 👌

Moist and delicious

Back then: heavy is reckless and dumb. Now: *heavy is smart, protective, and nice* edit: just found out that heavy is more of a doctor than the medic. Soooo instead of brawn and no brain, its brain and brawn.

this is not even a video its a MASTERPIECE

wait why does blue engi have red sentry's?

Who here in 2024?

Engie: "Do not touch, cuz this stuffs expensive" Also Engie: *Self-Destruct*

imagine how much fucking cooler this song would be if they hired the actual Team Fortress 2 voice actors. Edit: yes people I am aware that Rick May has tragically passed away due to Covid-19. You all stay safe now and don't forget to wash your hands

This is so good. Wish there was an instrumental track to just jam to. Keep up these amazing bops :D

Voices Rates - Rap Rates - Video Rates Intro & Animation - 7/10 Scout Voice - 8/10 Soldier Voice - 9/10 - R.I.P Rick May - [We can't forget the Legend, He went out to fight just like a Real soldier - Dead Reason: COVID - 19: Heart Gave up] Pyro Voice - Unknown/10 - [If anyone doesn't understand, so go to Old video of the JT Music TF2 Meet the crew, there's Lyrical] [Funny Part of Pyro: *Anyone Speaking by Wearing optical mask but You can't understand, and the reaction* - *The Brains Universe Meme] Short Rap - 9/10 Engineer Voice - Infinity/10 - [ABSOLUTELY REAL VOICE OF ENGINEER] Heavy Voice - 6/10 Demoman Voice - 6/10 (Same Short Rap) Medic Voice - 8/10 Sniper Voice - 9/10 - Sniper Rap - 9/10 Spy Voice - 8/10 - Spy Rap - 8/10 (SAME SHORT RAP - DAMN IT) Video - 10/10 - [The Animation It was fantastic like a real TF2 Moves, Love to you're editor's]

Demoman has a very usefull tip: Never fight a drunk scot, he can have an axe

Imagine if they got the tf2 voice actors to do this

The animation looks like what vr in tf2 would look like

4:20 just realized hes wearing Dan Bull t shirt

Only legends will remember this masterpiece of a game.... R.I.P Rick may

"Do not touch, this stuff's expensive." *Proceeds to self-destruct it for no reason*

“I DO NOT REQUIRE BRAINS OR TECHNIQUE, I GOT SO MUCH MUSCLE ILL NEVER BE BEAT” Heavy: *singing, which requires at least ten brain cells*

Engineer: but do not touch cause this stuff's expensive also Engineer: *rides sentry like a mechanical bull and adds self destruction*

Everybody:Talking how demos grenade that appeared for one frame is red even though he is blue. Me:Guys engies buildings are red and they are there for like half a minute.

*me:* “I wish soldier took of that helmet!” *Soldier:* takes of helmet *also me:* “Never mind, put it back on!”

I love how every character has a stroke for a bit in the animation, thats what i like about old tf2 animations, i love this song

Spy: *wears a disguise* Sentry: HOHOHO, no no, my friend.

All spy mains "watches videos" A spy wearing gibus All spy mains **TRIGGERED**

I cracked up at the demoman part where the tiny demo shows up on his shoulder

Still disappointing that valve forgot about tf2

This was 2 years old when i first saw this, and i was able to remember the whole chorus. This is an amazing creation

I remember when he uploaded the original one :' )

I liked that scout raps about how hes the best but hes the one who gets beaten in almost every rap XD

I like how blue engineer doesn’t talk about that he made red sentry gun and dispenser

As an engi main we can all agree soldier had the best bars

*_Blu Engineer.._* *_Red Sentry and Dispenser_* *Tf2 logic*

2:20 Heavy got his revenge XD

The lips on medic dont move🤣

3:02 Is practically me, a medic main. Me: Don't go far. Team: *GOES FAR*

After 2 years I still remember the lyrics this is such a masterpiece

This song got me into tf2 and is still one of my favorite songs I've been playing it nonstop for 20 mins now

Anyone notice how engineer is blu but the sentrys red? Didn't know sentrys could be friendly

Scout: 0:19 Soldier (R.I.P): 0:38 Pyro: 0:57 Engineer: 1:41 Heavy: 1:59 Demoman: 2:24 Medic: 3:02' Sniper: 3:21 Spy (My favourite class): 3:41 You're welcome.

1:47 “But do not touch, this stuff’s expensive” *Proceeds to sit on it*

WHY DOES MEDIC LOOK LIKE THAT

This sounds so good

Blu engie: *didnt get detected by the sentry* Wait...thats illegal

Mercy: WHERE ARE MY WINGS?!?!

Happy 4 Million views and just in time for the holidays too

engie was so powerful that he could control the other team's buildings

1:43 BLU Engineer builds RED dispenser and sentry. 2:57 BLU sentry kills disguised RED spy 3:21 BLU sniper magically summons a part of Australia to be with him while he snipes Scout

"I've got so much muscle, I'll never be beat!" That's a lie . . .

i watched over and over again its getting just better

Bro it's 4 in the morning and I still can't stop listening to this

0:12 I see that red flamethrower on a blue pyro

1:44 >blue engineer >red dispenser Which one is the real spy?

One of my biggest flexes when i was younger was that i knew this entire song word for word and could rattle it off at a moments notice listening to it now as an adult is so wild where the heck did the time go ? Feels like just yesterday 😅

Me and the boys making a song at the sleepover:

0:57 what pyro sang was **welcome to my magical candyland where smiles are from ear to ear and everyone loves eachother now come and spread the cheer**