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Technoblade having HUGE brain for 10 minutes straight 

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@nightmare9930
@nightmare9930 3 года назад
Technoblade: slavery is bad 0:50 Also Technoblade: if hypixel has taught me anything, it's that if you have a problem, the answer, is slavery
@THESLlCK
@THESLlCK 3 года назад
the duality of man
@pig497
@pig497 3 года назад
big difference child slavery=good adult slavery=not good
@nightmare9930
@nightmare9930 3 года назад
@@pig497 ok that makes more sense
@the_person_without_a_name
@the_person_without_a_name 3 года назад
He didn't say it's a good answer
@OldaccountJ126
@OldaccountJ126 3 года назад
His statement is hard to dispute
@commander_frog
@commander_frog 3 года назад
The best part of the first one is the Antarctic Empire owned everything but Antarctica
@idoparkourlolatleastithink9616
@idoparkourlolatleastithink9616 3 года назад
Wait....
@curare6373
@curare6373 3 года назад
They called it the Antarctic empire because it was easier to name all the things they didnt own
@ThomasonCG
@ThomasonCG 3 года назад
@@curare6373 lmao
@darth_dan8886
@darth_dan8886 3 года назад
IKR!
@superiorcheez3410
@superiorcheez3410 3 года назад
Smart, cool, FUSION!!!!11!!!!1
@skkrify5596
@skkrify5596 3 года назад
When the smart kid and the cool kid are the same person.
@prodigy1654
@prodigy1654 3 года назад
Which is funny because when he talks about irl school he seems to be the opposite in real life
@forsakenfish
@forsakenfish 3 года назад
@@prodigy1654 Exactly
@kamikazetaxi8991
@kamikazetaxi8991 3 года назад
Ha 777 likes.
@-randomuser-4897
@-randomuser-4897 3 года назад
I feel like he was the kid/smart kid that was thought kind of cold and underestimated-
@prodigy1654
@prodigy1654 3 года назад
@@-randomuser-4897 no, he talked about it himself
@chaoticclonestudios
@chaoticclonestudios 3 года назад
Germany: fails to take over the world Technoblade: *pathetic*
@dragxxn2541
@dragxxn2541 3 года назад
The Antarctic Empire: *i will complete your quest*
@astarblockn7744
@astarblockn7744 3 года назад
Technoblade: so i took that personality
@GiovanniCloud
@GiovanniCloud Год назад
Germany wasn't even the only country taking up land during WWII.
@niffinflame1035
@niffinflame1035 3 года назад
My favorite quote from technoblade is “spontaneously become intelligent”
@Bismarck-S
@Bismarck-S 3 года назад
My favourite is "I am incapable of death" or "Lucky? Yeah I'm pretty lucky because I was born TECHNOBLADE!"
@kamishy_Art
@kamishy_Art 3 года назад
Mime is: Would he betray me? (*Scream and almost falls into lava*) It's fiiime (*screams and gets hit by giant pig* ) it's fiii-..I don't even want to know what mob that i!- (almost falls to lava again and screams).. because it's fiiiine~
@gabrielbarron7667
@gabrielbarron7667 3 года назад
@@kamishy_Art mime is ?! MIME IS?
@burgman5739
@burgman5739 3 года назад
@@Bismarck-S tape knowi what I fcan see Li what y
@lavenishere_
@lavenishere_ 3 года назад
When did he say that?
@idoparkourlolatleastithink9616
@idoparkourlolatleastithink9616 3 года назад
The scary thing about the "I STUDIED THE FLIGHT PATTERNS WHILE YOU GUYS WERE OUT HAVING FRIENDS" is that.... he would do that if he wanted to....
@dragxxn2541
@dragxxn2541 3 года назад
Adhd mood: hyperfixate on flight patterns instead of having a social life
@shadowwolves1446
@shadowwolves1446 3 года назад
@@dragxxn2541 yeah lmao XD
@cheesiesticks
@cheesiesticks 3 года назад
technoblades entire life is just a "technoblade being main character for 21 years straight"
@williamturcotte8588
@williamturcotte8588 2 года назад
22 years straight now
@GiovanniCloud
@GiovanniCloud Год назад
*Ranboo has entered the chat*
@Shinypebble940
@Shinypebble940 3 года назад
7:42 And This little piggy said WeeWeeWee all the way to victory
@PerfectlyTrendy44
@PerfectlyTrendy44 3 года назад
Video nameeee
@calamity9369
@calamity9369 3 года назад
You mean, Weectory
@HeyaItsmK5103
@HeyaItsmK5103 3 года назад
@@calamity9369 Victowee
@GrammarlyXD
@GrammarlyXD 3 года назад
“ I’m comparing him to Nazi Germany “ I love the world
@r4wrImabee
@r4wrImabee 3 года назад
I've gotten you to 69 likes :)
@moofiche46
@moofiche46 3 года назад
8:07 "when you are close to your enemies, make them think you are far away, and when you are far away from your enemies, make them think you are close" -Sun Tzu - the art of war
@emil____4896
@emil____4896 3 года назад
I mean that's just obvious.
@madi7178
@madi7178 3 года назад
Alternate title: Techno being a total Gifted Kid and Being College Educated
@lalo5318
@lalo5318 3 года назад
A nerd
@0_h1t3
@0_h1t3 3 года назад
@@lalo5318 neeeerrd
@Temi222
@Temi222 3 года назад
neeeerrd
@itsazzy1703
@itsazzy1703 3 года назад
He dropped out of college
@fylthl
@fylthl 3 года назад
@@itsazzy1703 imagine dropping out of college and still being a nerd
@claireh3180
@claireh3180 3 года назад
Alternate title: Techno being smarter than everyone for 10 minutes straight.
@theminekbolt_1924
@theminekbolt_1924 3 года назад
4:13 Actually you can figure it out even without hearing the keys. He literally says "One of these says win" *types* "And one of these says lose" *types* He literally told you what he typed
@millyhearts
@millyhearts 3 года назад
Not Skeppy’s greatest moment
@gumbechelsea
@gumbechelsea 3 года назад
I can see how this man is an English major and also this makes me question Ludwig's degree legitimacy
@sunsetskye483
@sunsetskye483 3 года назад
Techno trolling Skeppy in parkour is still one of my favorite videos ever
@kaylarosemary936
@kaylarosemary936 3 года назад
this is a man who truly understands that the enemy's gate is always down.
@UEDCommander
@UEDCommander 2 года назад
That particular tactic does sound like something Techno would come up with, ngl.
@noel_i_am
@noel_i_am 3 года назад
3:41 hueehh THE CUT OFF SCREAM AT 3:54 XD
@depressedfirehydrant
@depressedfirehydrant 3 года назад
PLEASE IT'S MY FAVORITE CILP OUT OF THIS WHOLE VIDEO XD
@grimer1746
@grimer1746 3 года назад
“wheeeee” - Sun Tzu, Art of War
@thedipermontshow
@thedipermontshow 3 года назад
1:19 I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.
@athena4969
@athena4969 3 года назад
nostalgia 100
@thedipermontshow
@thedipermontshow 3 года назад
@@athena4969 I buyed skyrim in the nintendo switch(because I sold my XBOX 360 with skyrim) , idk if that was the best or worst thing that ever happend to me tbh.
@athena4969
@athena4969 3 года назад
@@thedipermontshow yea i first played on xbox 360 but played again on pc tho around a year or 2 ago
@Xeno574
@Xeno574 3 года назад
Technoblade and Wilbur know alot about Skyrim so that's funnier lol
@GammaFox6
@GammaFox6 3 года назад
Ontological statement of the play as a whole. In simple terms, broken down, ontology is a branch of philosophy, like epistemology but epistemology is the study of how to get to knowledge. Ontology is the science of what actually is, and the kind of structures of objects. In saying this, Technoblade decided to complicate saying “the disclosure of what the play is as a whole.”
@henry-c7t
@henry-c7t 3 года назад
Every time I write an essay I always watch technoblade and look up words he uses
@akali3868
@akali3868 3 года назад
Alternate title: Technoblade having Huge brain to the dismay of his friends for 10 minutes
@TheCDSYT
@TheCDSYT 3 года назад
I've seen some pvp plays by techno and dream and everyone says dream is better at making smart plays but dream usually plans out his plays like in the manhunt series and sometimes I feel like he just lies about his explanation, but I've seen techno do some of the smartest shit ever in like a nanosecond, I remember in bedwars he was near the edge of his island and he got hit and he started to attack back but to not knocked off he crouched and hit the player back and killed them, it all happened in like 3 seconds
@chocolatenotsochocolate450
@chocolatenotsochocolate450 3 года назад
Both of them are good players. Depends on what people see them each.
@TheCDSYT
@TheCDSYT 3 года назад
@@chocolatenotsochocolate450 ye
@rockeater5580
@rockeater5580 3 года назад
7:39 Technoblade repeatedly says “yes” in french
@Lady_starrdust
@Lady_starrdust 3 года назад
8:51 It sounds like 2 different people
@goose1703
@goose1703 3 года назад
"Technoblade having a HUGE BRAIN"
@sunflower8227
@sunflower8227 3 года назад
his laugh is gold
@millyhearts
@millyhearts 3 года назад
I love his laugh he sounds like a fox
@PooonkCat
@PooonkCat 3 года назад
Tbh thanks for subtitling it. As a curious person also english was not my first language, I don't know what he said when he pronounced "ontological" and "cynicism". With the subs I was able to google it. Thank you 😆
@jordanjohn-champagnie9608
@jordanjohn-champagnie9608 3 года назад
I'm still so confused by what ontological means
@jordanjohn-champagnie9608
@jordanjohn-champagnie9608 3 года назад
oh what he means by "I think it deeply reflects the ontological statement of the play as a whole" basically means: I think that by them bridging over it intensely shows the place they will end up by doing the whole process of bridging other and eventually getting killed. (I may be horribly wrong tho)
@lpb6153
@lpb6153 3 года назад
Techno content pog
@spiderpyrozegreat4771
@spiderpyrozegreat4771 3 года назад
5:20 well that did age like a fine wine
@SalMans838
@SalMans838 3 года назад
Its official when techno speaks in the past like thy, shall, etc. he is big brain
@soullesstomato1669
@soullesstomato1669 3 года назад
"Chat, stop telling Mr to use a blast furnace. I don't know what that is."
@NamHoang-oy7lj
@NamHoang-oy7lj 3 года назад
"That man just shot God" -Technoblade Dec 18 2019
@JunJun-in4tq
@JunJun-in4tq 3 года назад
Techno being a nerd for 10:53 minutes. Sounds fun (this isn't a timestamp :)
@-randomuser-4897
@-randomuser-4897 3 года назад
“minutes”
@lonelyscarab1670
@lonelyscarab1670 3 года назад
Still clicked on it
@magma90
@magma90 3 года назад
@@lonelyscarab1670 same
@luCRAZya
@luCRAZya 2 года назад
@@lonelyscarab1670 same
@hacker1oo173
@hacker1oo173 2 года назад
But it is a time stamp lol
@teetam7516
@teetam7516 3 года назад
5:55 *me, not native english speaker*: dying from confusion :')
@benmok6514
@benmok6514 3 года назад
When you talk about iq and use “to” instead of “too”
@aeizn1012
@aeizn1012 3 года назад
"I subtitled that, subscribe for dedication" The world's laziest human
@dislikereporter2271
@dislikereporter2271 2 года назад
4 billion IQ mastermind ascends to overthrow the kingdom of God
@lamegamers6803
@lamegamers6803 3 года назад
that laugh at 8:50 doe
@dimplegupta7184
@dimplegupta7184 3 года назад
u know there is Irene Adler's quote- "Brainy is the new sexy" 😎 totally applies here XD (from Netflix Sherlock)
@CopyCaleb
@CopyCaleb 3 года назад
This went from brains to besting Skeppy
@SmugSeal
@SmugSeal 3 года назад
your outro is one of my favourite songs, wasn't expecting to hear it there lol
@sat4062
@sat4062 3 года назад
4:12 well its really just common sense
@SubToEPG1
@SubToEPG1 3 года назад
This video is actually from another channel he just copied the video. The channel is RandomHumanYT
@froz771
@froz771 3 года назад
that's basically what IQ is...
@shelxvsah
@shelxvsah 3 года назад
0:53 "slavery is bad" yeah lets just completely forget about skyblock minions
@realaust
@realaust 3 года назад
"That man just shot God"
@fullstarfield876
@fullstarfield876 3 года назад
8:52 what was that high pitch laugh fron technoblade
@P3rsuader_
@P3rsuader_ 3 года назад
"If you look at the arrow it appears to be from it shot from behind it entered the back of his knee wich would suggest thag it was actually from Jury's side...." WHAT A HUGE BRAIN!
@b13likesbw
@b13likesbw 3 года назад
2:15 ok this was chat but it’s still a good play.
@litafboii
@litafboii 3 года назад
techno: *teleports behind you* you know I can hear you type? skeppy: o_O
@Mistcr...
@Mistcr... 3 года назад
THE DEDICATION for subtitling all of that 😑 NOICE 9:03
@Aviaidan
@Aviaidan 3 года назад
This guy actually used clips from MY compilation. That’s my subtitles actually
@Aviaidan
@Aviaidan 3 года назад
All of the bold white captions are MY CAPTIONS
@Mistcr...
@Mistcr... 3 года назад
@@Aviaidan Bruh :DDD feels bad (srr than)
@isabellegoodman5479
@isabellegoodman5479 3 года назад
I fucking love this man
@StoryTeller796
@StoryTeller796 3 года назад
His genius is... it's almost frightening.
@hyunsoo_zx
@hyunsoo_zx 3 года назад
It seems as though I can be classified as INTELLIGENT YAS
@batzdoartz
@batzdoartz 3 года назад
“When u go up there with nothing but ur bare fists and start punching ur problems in the face they just don’t respond.”
@hesyiv
@hesyiv 3 года назад
the reason i love techno is that he is 1. sarcastic 2. has such a deep voice but makes 14yo jokes
@Bow_and_aro72
@Bow_and_aro72 3 года назад
WWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! _ Sun Zu, the art of war.
@ENDER_Music
@ENDER_Music 3 года назад
Sounds legit
@thishuman1621
@thishuman1621 3 года назад
Techno just making everything into a metaphor and looking for the deeper in things is just me I love being really smart
@chocolatenotsochocolate450
@chocolatenotsochocolate450 3 года назад
9:13 Im not the only one who screenshot that, right?😊
@SalMans838
@SalMans838 3 года назад
My favorite is the skeppy moment lol.
@bace266
@bace266 3 года назад
The best part about 5:08 is that he now streams more than uploading
@masterofthemice3601
@masterofthemice3601 3 года назад
The clip where he says weee all the time is just me in every game😂
@goldcoin9618
@goldcoin9618 3 года назад
When technoblade did the "/top" command to go on top and hit the person off. He didn't have the idea of doing it, Chris's chat had the idea I believe
@Tzardonic
@Tzardonic 3 года назад
8:22 that poor baby who couldn't understand theoretical physics
@luCRAZya
@luCRAZya 2 года назад
"This child better learn those equation right NOW or else I don't know what I'm gonna do to that baby" ~The Blade
@benisahengaming9063
@benisahengaming9063 3 года назад
Talks about high IQ then gets incorrect grammar two seconds later
@johnfortres
@johnfortres 3 года назад
"to bad" someone is jealous of technoblade's intelligence
@dolphindreamer8739
@dolphindreamer8739 3 года назад
The Penguin Pile Up background music brought back MEMORIES oh my goodness
@stonks9755
@stonks9755 3 года назад
subbed for dedication on subtitles
@ladyofrillwater
@ladyofrillwater 3 года назад
Wilbur just straight up saying he's comparing Techno to the Nazis will never not make me laugh out loud.
@Astro-xb5dx
@Astro-xb5dx 3 года назад
1:05 Dang, Technoblade competing with my History teacher right there.
@Ordracusmaster
@Ordracusmaster 3 года назад
I just knew the sign thing was based on the taps, it was too obvious 😂
@steamedbun3761
@steamedbun3761 3 года назад
I legitimately subscribed for dedication
@Aviaidan
@Aviaidan 3 года назад
If you’re talking about 9:03 , I wanna say that this guy used clips from MY compilation. Those are MY SUBTITLES
@steamedbun3761
@steamedbun3761 3 года назад
@@Aviaidan oop gonna take my subscription then
@miniquasar7469
@miniquasar7469 3 года назад
ya dude im sorry, i didnt think this video would get this many views and i was bored so i made this, i will put your link in the description
@SubToEPG1
@SubToEPG1 3 года назад
@@miniquasar7469 where is the link?!!
@miniquasar7469
@miniquasar7469 3 года назад
@@SubToEPG1 in the description lol
@ventusargentum9957
@ventusargentum9957 2 года назад
3:54 That Scream though. Priceless.
@Puggygod12
@Puggygod12 3 года назад
At the end I understood all of that
@jplaygaming1542
@jplaygaming1542 3 года назад
Good stuff can you do one with Tommy and techno clips😁
@Aviaidan
@Aviaidan 3 года назад
I have a Tommy and Techno compilation on my channel
@TastySmarties
@TastySmarties 3 года назад
3:20 "I'm just too smart for this" - the subtitles while spelling 'too' wrong
@maximusthedude8305
@maximusthedude8305 3 года назад
If you wish to outsmart me you must train for another 100 years…
@art3mivision117
@art3mivision117 3 года назад
technoblade just going: WEE WEE WEE just cracked me up
@Azrazel_qwp
@Azrazel_qwp 2 года назад
Technoblade never dies
@mayankkamat9322
@mayankkamat9322 3 года назад
The 9:11 line
@Wonka_Willy666
@Wonka_Willy666 3 года назад
when techno is doing parkour he looks at the map and looks for a easier solution to get over the other side
@hydroflakes7388
@hydroflakes7388 3 года назад
5:32 This is my favorite technoblade quote
@GlitchedMike
@GlitchedMike 3 года назад
*puts techno's entire channel*
@colonelcaker1297
@colonelcaker1297 3 года назад
Just put the entire potato war in here
@madisonc9989
@madisonc9989 3 года назад
This man used to be a English major he can’t be stopped
@Railgunnov
@Railgunnov 3 года назад
I think everyone understands that Technoblade always has a huge brain it's just sometimes he becomes possessed by potato
@Funniwesd
@Funniwesd 3 года назад
4:24 bro i was thinking the exact same thing techno was when i just saw this, just listen to the key presses
@RidgeVR
@RidgeVR 3 года назад
“To bad” you clear don’t
@findmeonao3_Stealfy
@findmeonao3_Stealfy 3 года назад
That definition of cynicism though, that was great.
@dwmutheone
@dwmutheone 3 года назад
he called dibs
@blank_bg1186
@blank_bg1186 3 года назад
and then it was the recording
@NxtivetheNative
@NxtivetheNative 13 дней назад
I do miss him a lot 😢
@roseblikipersonal6398
@roseblikipersonal6398 3 года назад
I feel like technoblade would be both the best and the worst person to play board games with.
@tony-te7gd
@tony-te7gd 3 года назад
the parcour be like: Around the maginot
@Leon-pu2lo
@Leon-pu2lo 3 года назад
I can feel my Iq rising whilst watching this video
@AntonioRodriguez-wb9uq
@AntonioRodriguez-wb9uq 3 года назад
I appreciate this video more than what it’s compared to
@intotheindievods8821
@intotheindievods8821 3 года назад
7:41 POV: You started to play TABG
@shreyan80085
@shreyan80085 3 года назад
THE INTROOO!!!
@oblivion2674
@oblivion2674 3 года назад
It wasn’t Technoblades idea to /top
@ethan642
@ethan642 3 года назад
Techno will teach me history
@PotatoProphet26
@PotatoProphet26 3 года назад
Love the Resonance outro!
@miniquasar7469
@miniquasar7469 3 года назад
Thanks!
@kadenpennington7220
@kadenpennington7220 3 года назад
You left out like a trillion hours or so
@adamkwarren21
@adamkwarren21 3 года назад
It hurt that every “too” in this video was spelled “to”
@miniquasar7469
@miniquasar7469 3 года назад
Oops lol
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