Technoblade Out Of Context (UPDATED) 

RU-vid recommendations go brrrrrr

subscribed

You should put links to the youtube videos and time stamps you got the content from.

Ok I will subscribe

Sauce for that quote?

@@williamdelosreyes9094 smp earth when Tommy killed techno's dog

@@williamdelosreyes9094 his smp livestreams

good job writing what you heard! you should join a spelling bee!

Understandable, have a nice day

lol

‘69 your welcome

I almost choked on my own saliva because of this comment

3 stages of Techno voice 1. Techno 2. Kratos 3. Voice of the Devil himself

LMAOOO

Is there a timestamp for that quote in this video?

That's a Jojo reference 😂

Gappy/Josuk8 said that

@@luminousvalentine8011 you mean Josuke?

I am also the art of genocide dont ask about the orphanages theyre still there i swear -me

Layal Saleh surviving is cringe

killing orphans to save orphans

*"Killing is a necessity"* Is more accurate tbh specially when it's Tommy, the weird orphan

Yes

Ivan Tube this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans

“That feeling when” -Sun Tzu, The Art Of War

“All the quotes you ever see about me are true.” -Sun Tzu, The Art Of War

“Understandable” -Sun Tzu, the art of war

You say that like it’s something special, but with how starved of content the techno fan base is, they’ve been forced to watch everything he’s ever done, including episode 513 of the hunger games

@@cardboardbox331 I AM MISSLE

I seriously thought it was someone else speaking at that time!

@@amethystaria6783 same

Before the thousand cigarrettes

Robin *1 million

pre voice drop techno: mmm those legs

On god

Nothing...Not a cent... Fuck

Have you seen the description of his very first Roblox video on his old studiolore account? He literally has not changed since he was 10 years old.

Techno is Techno we do not question his ways we just follow and watch, to maybe one day be half as good as him.

@@Ashfer2 you got a link? i need to see it lol.

@@recklesserves155 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-ROmbXLZwTw8.html

@@Ashfer2 Much appreciated!!

This didn’t age well

@@tangetstone2.045 God didn’t even get to hesitate he just got stabbed

And better

Tbh, his voice was one of the reason I'm subscribed to him

no he just started chainsmoking

yeah

And bald

God sends you to hell don't you know that?

@@Lordkeepmesafe go search up "athiest" on Google cause you don't seem like you what it means

@@Ok-lu5qc I know what atheist means, it means someone who doesn't believe in God.

@@Ok-lu5qc He said "devil himself confused" which implies that the devil is the one that sends you to hell.

@@Lordkeepmesafe no just like don't talk pls i don't wanna waste time

Ouch?!?!?!?!

@@thewillowtree727 personal experience

🤨

🐷👑

Vineet S no don't worry, his voice just sounds like he does lmao

lmao

@@vineets3718 nah its a joke

Very.

*PigletTechno

or "but I wasn't sure if intentional sleep deprivation was legally considered torture or not, so I decided to shelf that strategy for the time being"

"how is that even a question, of course I did."

666

"DANCE POTATO BOY *DANCE!!!* "

Ivory Smith The Christian God is the True God and I am going to prove it right now: God has a Law called the Ten Commandments (Exodus 20). These Laws include do not lie, do not steal, don’t put others gods before Him (Exodus 20) Have you ever broken any of these Laws? Have you ever told a lie? Have you ever stolen anything? Have you ever lusted after someone? If we really went over God’s Laws in the Bible, every single one of them, it can really expose how much of a sinner we truly are and because we have all committed these acts our punishment is Hell because God’s standard is perfection. Our good works cannot get us into Heaven. That’s like you steal a soda from the store but you tell the judge, “hey judge I give to the orphanage, I do community service.” The judge will not care about what you did. You stole something that was not yours so therefore the Judge is going to find you guilty. God is the same way. But, this Judge is a loving Judge who does not want to sentence you for your crimes. He sent His Son Jesus Christ to come and take the punishment for your sins and if you Repent of your sins and accept jesus Jesus Christ as Lord and Savior then you will be saved from the sentence. Jesus loves you and is not willing that any should perish but have everlasting life (John 3:16) God bless

This is the reason I watch these video I just miss his Content and his voice and himmm

I've seen irish famines with more guts than you

His voice also got deeper, and a better mic. But I agree with this.

I’d like to like but its at 666

Welcome to the insanity

it's even better with context

pspspsps *consider subscribing to technoblade* :eyes:

run whilst you have the chance (it's funnier that way)

I haven’t seen any of his videos so to me this man is insane and enjoys killing people

Honestly I agree

This didnt age well... o-o

Im gonna go cry now

._.

Spoiler he wont do

@@autocrates farm potatoes in the most genius way possible The man has an understanding of minecraft than anyone i have ever seen

He is an English major so that helps his case

He is also a man who can let his dad die so that he can get 500 million potatoes

@@lo-phi7796 nani

@@luckgod5269 you must not have watched the trilogy of the potato wars.

It truly does

Honestly, yeah

Facts.

Must be the cancer

@@weerakadechernkwankaew2303 the line was crossed, and you know it.

6:17 just to remind myself

Techno in context sounds like a murderer

How do you know he isn't...

@@ascendeddt3263 He would have to cut out any kind of sleep from his schedule completely if he wanted extra time to assault people in real life

Techno is a literal sociopath. Technoblade in context sounds like a murderer

Don't do murder. Murder is GRINGE

TECHNODAD and then TECHNOSON

@@novv__ you mean Tommy

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

who’s name is tommy

And storing him in the basement

Thats agnostic tho

explain the meaning of that

1:08 reminder for me

@@NoOne-qi4tb YASSS AGNOSTICISM RISEEEE

@@fitzcarraldo0537 agnosticism means to literally not care if god exists or not, not believe in any specific religion, but not be atheist either. Know that there may be some divine entity but not worry about it

The second worst thing that happened to those orphans.

@deathdragon alex He was referring to the fact that Calvin doesnt have a YT Rank

Quackity, they werent always orphans

You know how humans used to hunt in prehistoric times?

- Sun Tzu, The Art of War

Honestly lol. And I sound exactly like him Before his voice dropped so every time I heard it my brain went “I have HOPE!”

@@slatefuller2967 have your voice dropped?

@@ave2284 a bit lmao. Most of the time I talk somewhat low now but it goes up on occasion

Right?! Its so strange, he sounds so different

Sounds like a different person with the same humor

yo nice pfp

@@romeosdistress1103 nicer pfp

I actually screamed 😂😂

you can hear him holding his laugh

It's sad cause it's truee 😭😭

?

@@joe2954 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-JeMLsG8yVsk.html

Is that a jojo reference

My favorite quotw

@@no-zf1dk No. Shush.

Looking cool Joker Wait no you're Ren Its Akira

@@Cera_01 akira is my fake name that I use for free trial accounts and it stuck. Dont tell anyone 🤫

Any How timestamps?

@@spider-manbeatsbatman3610 00:26

Lmao

Dude his personality and speach-matters haven't changed at all, it's just his voice.

Nah, it's more funny moments than anything. These scenes for the most part perfectly explained the context as long as thought is put in. "My upload schedule is inversely correlated to the amount of hair I have" = a joke about how he tends to upload after haircuts

@@-Comet. How will you explain the Jerrys tho

Ima show the orphan "i dropkicked that child in self defense"

I think so as well

i read it in techno's voice and that made me WHEEZE for a good minute

i read it in techno's voice and that made me WHEEZE for a good minute

Nah, it’s blood for the blood god

YO VALLOE HOW DID I FIND YOU HERE???? YO NO WAY

Same

Same

If I watch a content creator, everything I read after that is in their voice for the next day

iztdgi

It doesn't

better in what way ?

Oh it definitely doesn’t

He thinks he can outsmart me with my own strategies because he is yet to realize that he is but a puppet and I the puppeteer DANCE, POTATO BOY, DANCE

I read this in the “he’s in your bed and I’m I your twitch chat” sing song voice and idk why

(2:12)

You've awakened a deep memory that I repressed. I hate it here

Oh god theres another one

THE CREEPY MUSIC IN THE BACK MAKES IT SO FUNNY AND HIS WHISPERING PLSSS

Oof spoilers Now I still don't know what to expect But I can imagine it being funny

*You gotta believe me*

😅😅😅😅😅😅😂😅🤣😂😅🤣😅😂🤣😂🤣😅😂😅😂😂😅🤣😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅

@Emran KHATTAB It is a live stream. It is in a playlist called past livestreams. It was in SMP Earth

@Emran KHATTAB Watch "WAR (SMP Earth)" on RU-vid ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-2HHys7gPIo8.html 2:31:50

You’re his dead brother that he has to avenge.

@@Aviaidan ah, i see. "go forth brother, i will live on in the seasoning and sauce"

6:17

@@bl9ze well shit

sing this to the tune of your new boyfriend

@Turip yes

@Turip good, we will unite against the people who believe women are all short

Turip sorry I'm locked out of my account :( If you have twitter I can follow you

Turip itsLinkyXD Beware I am very active in sleepy/tired twt lol

Turip hahaha lol me too Which mcc team do you want to win?

Beroo ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Are you german?

Mr Maaf vwat do you mean? Zat is exzactly how you spell kontext!

@@lasagnalad5874 Jawohl mein Bruder! Das Vaterland wäre stolz auf dich!

Mr Maaf danke Kamerad!

@@lasagnalad5874 I don't know what you are saying but I know a song that I think is German lol IM FRUTAU ZU BERGE IM TAL FALERA idk if I spelled that right