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Tectoy's Best Worst Multicart Ever | Octavius King

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Let's have a play with one of the most hilariously charmingly bad video game compilations ever. I love this so much.
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@jessewilley531 2 года назад

My alternate US titles Game 1: Tuesday in Baltimore Game 2: Vacuum of Space Game 3: Wednesday in Baltimore Game 4: My Nephew Walks to School Game 5: Chucking Cheese at Chuck E. Cheese Game 6: Dave Goes to Wal-Mart Game 7: Fred's Sunday Game 8: Baltimore Driving Game 9: Racist Racing Game 10: Hell in a Helicopter Game 11: Don't Drink Uncle Ted's Tea Game 12: Space Stupidity Game 13: The Kitttyhawk Airshow Game 14: Road Unsafety Game 15: Piss On Pizza Game 16: That's Why You Don't Get An Air BNB Game 17: Elf Lazer Tag Game 18: Idiot's Ski Free Game 19: Why I Take the Bus Game 20: How I Got Out of Gym Class

@richardgadberry8398 2 года назад

From the Rolf Harris of Sharks to the Jimmy Savile of Suns, this game is an absolute treat!

@cubeflinger 2 года назад

As someone that identifies as a lizard I certainly enjoyed being included.

@TheBeird 2 года назад

Airborne Cunnilingus Factory sounds like that punk band your mate who really likes their music spends twenty years insisting you listen to.

@dykodesigns 2 года назад

All of these games remind of me programming exercises that never got anywhere. It’s like they literally compiled a game based on basic programming books but done in the worst possible way.

@1mariomaniac 9 месяцев назад

They look like games you'd find on scratch 😆

@SomeOrangeCat 2 года назад

I wanna know what kind of deranged lunatic looked at these games and went "Yes. This is what we would release!"

@hicknopunk 2 года назад

The CEO of EA

@guilhermediniz6084 Год назад

We Brazilians are a strange bunch

@MattiasKesti 2 года назад

I was not ready for the level of game-naming presented here! The first game had me spray the better part of a mouthful of nachos over my kitchen counter. Thanks! 😝

@cassandralyris4918 2 года назад

I legit lost a chunk of toast in my coffee. It's great starting a day off with a new Octy video again! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@kenhammscousin4716 Год назад

Y'all need some self control with food.

@chroniclesofguyver7888 2 года назад

"It's just one of the ugliest things I've ever seen and therefore I really want it." Sounds like how I picked out a lot of the Transformers in my collection. 😁

@sleepytime999998 2 года назад

And now Starscream can never die.

@joeyparkhill8751 2 года назад

Ah yes Brazil's answer to the Action52! it's absolute shit on cheezy biscuits!!

@pjgathergood6987 2 года назад

The skiing game at 20:10 turns cool because it suddenly appears as if a bloody T-Rex of all things is on the skies. If only this was the classic 'Ski Free' for Windows, that would teach that grey monster bastard that always jumps out and eats you a flamin' lesson.

@WhatHoSnorkers 2 года назад

Monty Moon Shoes for the win! Some of the art is quite charming in a cartoony way, but the games look like they could have been written in BASIC. At 23:12 we suddenly fade to black but keep running until 24:10 when Sex Pest de Soleil turns up! Is that a bit left over? I do that sometimes, and find I've rendered a video with 10 minutes of content, then 40 minutes of nothing, then 3 seconds of something....

@tonybeattie3980 2 года назад

Welcome back, Octavius! Good to see you making videos again, looking forward to whatever gubbins you review next :)

@Freddyfan1428 2 года назад

That character looks like they're thinking "Oh, sweet lord, that fart was not a dry one...." LOL! Thank you for enduring this sh*tpile, Lady Octavious! Much appreciated and thank you again for doing this and sharing it with us!

@zh84 2 года назад

I started computer gaming in 1983 on a Sinclair ZX Spectrum, a cheap and not very capable machine for its time. Apart from the superior colours, practically all of these games could have appeared on the Spectrum then, and wouldn't have been thought good for their time. The motorbike trail riding thing in particular is similar to one of the games I typed in using ZX BASIC.

@Yesterzine 2 года назад

Everything on the Master System is just classier, that's a fact.

@GazTheKitman 2 года назад

MONTY MOONSHOES!! Great to see you back, Octy doing what you do best! Distilled entertainment! I hope you are well. 💚

@neuroticplays Год назад

"It's one of the ugliest things I have ever seen and therefore I really want it" so there is still hope for me yet.

@carl-wheezer Год назад

You're a metalhead; we simply cannot be ugly

@NeonSonOfXenon Год назад

6:40 I'm not a native Brazilian Portuguese speaker, but given what little I do know, an approximate translation would be "Our little lunar friends is very hungry and needs food. Help him find food! But watch out for obstacles along the way"

@mrgreen7525 Год назад

Tá certo, é isso mesmo!

@MathewHaswell 2 года назад

"Keep Calm and Hug Your Rat" - Octy's posters

@ChrisHopkinsBass 2 года назад

"This is pure scenes" has become my favourite phrase of 2022

@parakart 2 года назад

That poor skier looks like he’s trying to find the nearest crapper

@Alzorath 2 года назад

11:49 - yes. signed, first hand experience, people be a bit crazy there.

@Aleksa_Milicevic 2 года назад

I literally fired up this compilation for funsies not more than an hour ago 😂 Another hilariously funny video -- *textbook* comedy 📖

@faenethlorhalien Год назад

Octavius: “… lizards” Me: “Zounds! My cover is blown!”

@joeyparkhill8751 2 года назад

4:54 So in other words the TecToy 20-in-1 cartridge is cheaper than a baby bird with tourettes syndrome! sorry if that offended some people my cousin Nico has tourettes but his parents gave me the go-ahead to comment that. yes I did consult them!

@asa-punkatsouthvinland7145 2 года назад

The best game = The Ghost of Mario Mario is banished to Hell for all his unrepentant killing & is doomed to forever scroll through an abandoned Hellscape that mirrors the Mushroom Kingdom

@CaramelisedNipples 2 года назад

Always a joy to see you have uploaded a video, your sense of humour is spot on.

@ChrisLeeW00 2 года назад

If you try to get the “Master System Girl”, they are more rare, so you get to pay a sort of “pink tax”. Yay!

@Sedric-and-Charlie 2 года назад

that lad in 17 is CLEARLY Mark Mothersbaugh of DEVO

@K.G._Drake 2 года назад

That does it. I'm becoming nocturnal so the sun can't leer at me.

@princeofcupspoc9073 Год назад

Some of us old time physics majors appreciate the 4.6 million years. Bravo.

@stevenwhuntva 2 года назад

I "love" how the frog has a second tongue still in its mouth when it lashes it out.

@strain42 2 года назад

I...definitely found this to be way more charming looking than I was expecting it to be.

@DamnedSilly 2 года назад

I was set up for some pretty bad games but for more than one to be prettier versions of options on the Pong console we got when I was a kid in the '70s still surprised me.

@RetroGamebloke 2 года назад

Using the same graphics over and over was probably a memory limitation of the cartridge. Don't think I have ever seen a compilation cart that was any good ever, so no change there.

@metalheadgamer665 2 года назад

Just woke up with a wicked hangover and saw Octavius on my timeline! Yay!

@wattouk 2 года назад

To be fair to game 15, the floor is covered in butter. Which is why the chef slides up and down.

@boffyb 2 года назад

Long Neck Boi looks like they tried to recreate SkiFree from memory.

@googaagoogaa12345678 Год назад

as for game #8 as a native texan living there i can confirm that's how it is driving in texas period. Instead of construction we need iq tests for driving... NOBODY would be on the road

@TheB3e3 2 года назад

Dibs on "Airborne Cunnilingus Factory" for the title of my next lofi noise album.

@reaper_panda994 2 года назад

That sun will haunt my nightmares for days to come

@gbraadnl 2 года назад

2:00 it is the girl holding the rabbit upside down by the ears that sells it. Rad!

@adamdeville1977 2 года назад

the naming conventions made me smile! not easy to do these days ty!

@masterbrown2002 2 года назад

I accidentally read the box art as “Super Jog On” and then spent far too long laughing at it. I lead a sad life.

@_The_Jim 6 месяцев назад

The very very goldest of comedy gold. I loved your reaction to the pervy sun at the end.

@sKraat528 Год назад

Ok, this gal is pretty hilarious. Love the little character sticker emoji things x)

@Feenix102 7 месяцев назад

Watching this a second time...I can't get the phrase "froggy sunnilingus" out of my head...!!

@19Flagg19 2 года назад

A new octavious king video? Christmas came early

@cassandralyris4918 2 года назад

"Never Looking At The Sun In The Same Way Again Because I Looked At The Real Sun To Burn My Corneas So I'd Never Have To Look At This Sex Scene Again And By Extension Will Not Be Looking At The Real Sun In The Same Way Ever Again" sounds like the next big horny Iseakai light novel anime adaptation. Its English name would be: Airborne Cunnilingus Factory . 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@tomasavendanozacarias5205 Год назад

6:41 it translates to "our (implied to be reader and writer) lunar friend" so it kinda says that it is your friend that lives on the moon

@coffeecuparcade 2 года назад

Oh my god I just found you with this video and I could not stop laughing. Well done, absolutely well done

@tomstorm255 2 года назад

As a person who's done video editing for law firms - I appreciate the stock video at 5:41 - I've used it many times myself.

@Kee-Lo 2 года назад

10 out of 10 on the end monologue Sarah!

@rayceeya8659 2 года назад

This cart looks like the result of a freshman level programing course. "Here's the development software, your goal is to make a game by the end of the semester." It doesn't need to be Zelda, just any game. It reminds me a lot of Flappy Bird.

@alanfike Год назад

Police Chase (We Don't Find Crime Scenes, We Make'em!)

@Flofutz 2 года назад

That sun is really up for something. Thanks for doing the hard work of a review on this crap. Someone has to do it. And thanks for putting a smile on my Face.

@Domarius64 2 года назад

How is your comment from 2 weeks ago when this video was only uploaded today? What's going on???

@Flofutz 2 года назад

@@Domarius64 Patreon is going on ;) A bit support for Octav1us gives you early access.

@Domarius64 2 года назад

@@Flofutz ohh sneaky... that makes sense. I was so weirded out!

@asa-punkatsouthvinland7145 2 года назад

Construction guy=TecToy Mario Skateboard guy=TecToy Luigi 😂

@guacamolenightmaretv7720 2 года назад

Maybe Game #2 is centered around the spiky enemy from Yoshi's Island going bald and deciding to live on the moon in shame.

@littleman8674469 8 месяцев назад

The trees on level 17 look like butt plugs 😂 I love your videos and the Octavius King character! I'm glad that I found your channel through Nostalgia Nerds channel

@_The_Jim 6 месяцев назад

Me too. This channel definately deserves a lot more exposure. Ive been watching some of the nerdies corners of youtub e for years and cant believe I never discovered octav1us until the other week. From the looks of their twitch stream, they are having lots of troubles at the moment and may not do many more youtube videos, whichis a huge shame because it's ike discovering a new favourite tv show and then finding out its been cancelled, maybe. but I hope they manage to get better enough to keep creating content as its really good stuff.

@googaagoogaa12345678 Год назад

The Tectoy DVD Karaoke Game DVT-G100 is a strange product released by Sega's Brazilian distributor Tectoy in 2009. It is a DVD player, a Karaoke machine and a Sega Master System all built into one unit. Thats what i want now that i know of it.

@mayasky80 2 года назад

OMG! That sun looked like he just smoked a pound of weed lol!!

@TheSonicsean 2 года назад

I love how the sun looks like he's split the clouds and that's why he's so happy. He's just goin to town on those clouds.

@esmerylan 2 года назад

The shark looks like he belongs in a WarioWare game, not in a bad Master System multicart.

@popolony2k 2 года назад

The Master System Girl edition was not released for girls but it was released like a "Turma da Monica" edition. "Turma da Monica" is Monica's Gang (translated to english) and is a very famous character magazine here in Brazil, so this Master System was released to celebrate Monica that is the main character of this magazine and she is a girl (yes, the girl with a blue bunny on Master System cover) :)

@stevenwhuntva Год назад

It is a good time to go back and watch past Octy videos

@mauriciomunuera 2 года назад

I've had one of those super compact master systems, bought it on a flea market around 2006. It was horrible, you had to plug it to the TV (RF only) and to a power supply, so you can imagine what happened when you moved the thing around while playing: a lot of interference and bad contacts. The idea was great, but it was not ergonomic at all, so your hands would hurt really fast. Oh! Almost forgot! The RF cable wasn't really necessary, because the console had a little antenna, so it would send the signal to the TV. The image quality, however, was just horrible (if you were able to make it work at all). You could also use batteries instead of a power supply (purely distilled wireless technology!). However, the thing would get really heavy, so it became even worse to hold.

@jacobsilguero6169 2 года назад

Yay!! Glad to see your back!!! I had the sega master system 2 here in the US. None the less, interesting stuff 👍🏼

@atkelar 8 месяцев назад

I wonder if the "Lunar Friend" got there via several typos or mistranslations... "Lunar Buggy" - "Lunar Buddy" - "Lunar Friend"...? The face on it made me giggle though :)

@radagastaddams3703 2 года назад

hope your rats are doing ok after the insane heatwave in the UK. on the positive side I got to see a lot of different wildlife in my garden, stopping by to get a drink from all the extra water i left out. even had two ducks appear in my garden which I've never seen before

@Shamazya Год назад

It's impressive how you find these really obscure releases!

@darrancoyle8394 2 года назад

Welcome back Octavious! You're my fave RU-vidr!❣️

@jasonbaize6758 2 года назад

so glad to see you back! this made my waking up before going to work so much better!

@MGPW 2 года назад

And I thought the sun in Mario was scary. I had no idea.

@popolony2k 2 года назад

Tec Toy still releases new old contents to Master System and Mega Drive here in Brazil until present days

@EilonwyWanderer 2 года назад

Number 17 -- you're BLOWing "magic powder" and sending them to another dimension! So... it's a game about cocaine, then?

@garlips 2 года назад

Game 2 is now renamed ‘Monty Moonshoes’.

@Arrowdodger 2 года назад

The lifespan of the Master System in Brazil is such a strange thing. Interesting, but strange.

@DorgeDB 2 года назад

Airborne cunnilingus factory. I'm in love with you.

@jafwilding 2 года назад

I’m surprised how much better the graphics were on the Master System than on the NES. I never had one, and I haven’t seen screenshots since about 1993.

@Skreezilla 2 года назад

So fun story time: here in Adelaide we had a spat of people coming into us with damaged retina (i work in optics so that is why they came to us) anyway, we had about 12 people come in with major retina damage in about a 2 week span all from the same part of the area.... Turns out they were in cult that believed staring into the sun each morning for 5 minuets a day would grant them eternal youth... spoiler: it did not, but it did leave their retina looking like a fried egg

@sonofatwitch82 2 года назад

20:10 skiing rubber chicken

@Melancolombia 2 года назад

That Tinder joke was worth the effort. Bravo! 👏 😆

@MrDowntemp0 2 года назад

Lads, Lasses, Cats, Dogs, Lizards..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ...... ...... ...... really didn't expect you to leave out your favorite rodents. I'm sure they're quite disappointed.

@DaveElliott 2 года назад

Bjork is at the top of the first one. She loves that shiz

@ralang999 9 месяцев назад

You should have called #7 "Unexcitebike"

@PurpleMaleFroslass 2 года назад

The local gaming exhibit has a Master System Girl on display. Not gonna lie, despite the fact that I'm actively downsizing, the temptation to break the glass and run off with it is still disturbingly high 🤣 For real, though, it would fit in nicely with my Casio Loopy collection.

@fattomandeibu 2 года назад

Oh god, I had to pause and comment early, because on game 4 until you started walking I thought he had his willy out.

@SteveEngledow 2 года назад

Found my way here from Nostalgia Nerd and glad I did, great stuff!

@tommylakindasorta3068 2 года назад

I'm too young to have played the original Stolen America, but I'm currently playing the sequel. They've refined the gameplay to make it utterly impossible to win.

@GeneSavage 2 года назад

I seriously thought the "finger guns" in #17 was a cell phone ringing! XD It is ALWAYS so good to see a new video from you. Not only do I always learn so much, but I end up laughing my head off in the process. (It does make it difficult to go out in public without my head, but... COVID, so... yeah.) Have we complimented you on your voice before? I do love listening to you talk. I feel like we may have missed yet one more quality you have that is worthy of praise. You have a fantastic voice, and it makes it very easy to listen to you talk about practically anything. Thank you for sharing your time and knowledge with us! Your efforts are deeply appreciated. (P.S. - I'm convinced that music is a rip off of one of the Tetris themes.)

@srwapo 2 года назад

Literally Best Game Ever Made makes me think of the display on the exercise bike in the gym that would go up and down at random while I was riding.

@kranibal 2 года назад

Your sense of humour is perfect!

@Skreezilla 2 года назад

Repping the Lizards yo... (raises tail in solidarity)

@alanfike Год назад

I appreciate the dig at Papa John's.

@philstraintravels9281 2 года назад

Game one looks like one of those phone in games you played on CBBC where the kids shouted "left, stop, right, RIGHT, stop, STOP" Also, the music is hurting my earfaces!!!

@JohnnyProctor9 2 года назад

Remind me to download this little pack of awesomeness...

@blackenedheart9592 2 года назад

So glad to see a new video from you! 😊 I love your channel and your humor! ❤️❤️ You're absolutely amazing! 🤘

@DoctorBastard 2 года назад

This reminds me of the horrible Brazilian black metal demos I used to be sent in my fanzine days. Cheap... Awful... Sounded like they were recorded on a mouldy potato... And yet strangely compelling.

@demiraichan 2 года назад

Glad to see more videos from you, when I found your channel I binged almost all of it I really like your thoughts on these old games. *Watching this vid later tonight but didn't want to forget to comment.