Ted 2 Funniest Scenes/Lines HD 

"I think I want to sleep on a bed made of your voice"

"Sam L Jackson!" "Who's that?" "Ever seen a movie? He's the black guy." LMAO😂😂😂😂

"Well I just don't want my lawyer singing frozen songs" 😂😂😂

"Ever seen any movie ever?" "He's the black guy."

I want ted 3!

"Wow you make history come alive" gets me every time😂😂😂

"Wow you make history come alive" 😂😂😂😂

Ted: Sam L. Jackson Samantha: Who is that? Ted: Have you seen any movie EVER he's the black guy I was on the floor laughing my heart out

"Oh look Johnny ur covered in rejected black guy spears u looks like a Kardashian " 😂

Seth Mcfarlane is a gift man probably the funniest guy of this generation

I LAUGHED SO HARD when they saw the field Full Of weed with the Jurassic world music

“Cookie crisps in ya bum bum geez I’m sowwy” Gets me all the time

3:27 Peter Griffin Scene.........CHECK

"They said I'm property..." "What? Like Gaaabage or a piece of shit?!" Hahahaha

Best pickup line EVER!!! "I think I wanna sleep on a bed made of your voice."

The moment when Sam pulls out the smoker thing, Ted and Johnny immediately sit down, that part always gets me. 2:12

I don't know why the line "like garbage or a piece of shit" get's me so much evvrytiem

"I'm gonna get a huge migraine in the parking lot in about 20 minutes."

"What Do U Think Your at a Red Lobster" LOL I Love That Quote From Ted!

“Let’s all go to court, hey you lawyer guys, you don’t know me and Johnny are watching you ,while we’re high “ 😂😂😂

"How long has that van been there?"

0:47 fav part🤣

LMFAO im gonna go fifhty shades of bear on you 😂👌👌

"And my f*ckin nose came off" XD lol!!!

"U don't know me and Johnny are watching u while we're high" I'm dead

How did you not include the improve scene

I love the scene where they go to the local improv and yell bad suggestions. “ Robin Williams on 9/11.” ~Ted

1:39 that's the funniest line in the film, when I first saw that part I was fucking dying of laughter

Love the way Ted is always so loyal to Johnny. He loves him.

What makes Ted 2 better than the first was the humour was much more like Family Guy. An example is how there are often very random scenes that make no sense. In Ted 1, aside from the fact that there's a talking teddybear, the world depicted was pretty normal, nothing particularly strange or unusual happened. But in Ted 2, there's lots of bizarre scenes and lines that make no sense, and could never happen in real life.

"You don't know me and johnny are watching you.....while we're HIIIIIGH"

I was cracking up all day. My 7 month old was in a trance when Ted would come on the screen 😄

We don't know any lawyers all our friends make sandwiches. LMAO!

2:09 gets me so good 🤣🤣

"I think I want to sleep on a bad made of ur voice" best line ever 😁😀😁

"im gonna get a huge migraine in the parking lot in about 20 minutes" roflmao

‘I did some things I’m not proud of’ Cuts away ‘Jus three dorra three dorra’

Ted is a gem 💎

who else replayed 3;45 over and over again?

I’ve never seen this movie, my god this is hilarious AF 😂

2:05 I just don't want my lawyer singing Frozen songs during the opening arguments... DAMN, BOI!!

Lmao!! After I saw the first one, there was no way I was not going to miss the second one. Both Mark, and Ted pulled it off. Just was too funny

3:50...😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

3:47 gets me every time

0:49 haha that cracked me up for days

The dissapointment in Ted's voice is funny af 0:43

why the fight scene between ted and the downstairs neighbours not included... it was freaking hilarious

how do you not include the scene with law and order "Were a bunch of asshole's who take up a whole hallway with our conversation" LOL!!!!

OMG I WAS DYING THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE THING! I’ve gotta see this movie.

I loved Ted 2 better than 1 ....both hysterical but 2 was great 👍

So well cut!

"I think I want to sleep on a bed made of your voice." ROFLMAO

"THERE'S SO MUCH PORN"

1:54 he was like “oh that’s a big one” 2:17 migraine😂

3:44 I’m dying XD 😂😂😂

2:13 cant breath XD

"Just 3 dollar, 3 dollar!!" that's my favorite!!!

3:59 "It's ok it's not gonn- AHH! And my f**king nose came off..."

WOW YOU MAKE HISTORY COME ALIVE

1:28 is literally a scene in family guy😂😂

When he dressed up as paddington😂😂😂

"You make history come alive." 😆

Am I the only person who hears him sound like Peter Griffin

0:02 Jesus went straight to hell and left with the keys to the place. If that doesn't speak badass, I don't know what does.

The entire laptop scene needed to be included here.

How come you didn't include the part where they smashed the laptop and went scuba diving to hide the laptop's remains in the ocean? D:

That law and order part was fking smooth asf i could listen to it again and again

"I just don't my law Singing Frozen Songs" :v :v :v

Wow you make history come alive Always gets me Lmfao every time 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

teds face at 0:36 😂😂😂

“Sweet god and baby Jesus... and that’s at rest” XD OMFG

Sometimes ya want to see a tongue going the other way. Lol!! Masterpiece.

this is nice

I can't fucking believe he was a rapper from the 90s

Ted was incredible.

Wow you make history come alive 🤣

"and there goes our first impression

3:05 me and my bro at cort

The smoothest "overruled" I've ever heard hahaha

Luv this

If this happened in real life I would be crying 3:44

You make history come to life

you make history come alive

Outstanding

I'm halfway through and I gotta say if Liam Neeson doesn't make it I'm going to he super depressed

I’m Sowwy Sowwy Sir Cookie Crisp in You Bum Bumzees I’m Sowwy

Love it!😂

"let's all go to court. Hey you lawyer guys. You don't know me and Johnny are watching you. While we're high"😂😂😂

John: Bum bum Ted: Let's all go to court John: Bum Bum Ted: Let's go make some law now Ted: Yeah yeah yeah yeah

3:43 Ted: sir I apologize for my 5 year old son Jonny: I’m sorry, sorry sir Cookie Crisp in your bum bum I’m sorry Ted: YAY!

1:42 "wau, you make history come alive !" LOOOOOL !!!!

The part with ted discarding the laptop seems like a family guy moment

I now just realize that ted sounds like Peter from family guy. 😂😂

2:48 one of the many reasons why I never do drugs I drink alcohol just the other day I got buzzed after drinking brandy and a bottle of Coors I decided to go outside for a short time and I was running almost insanely fast

You gotta love the family guy lines mixed in

You’ve been prayed for Ted.

“Objection!” “O-Ver-Rule.”

“There’s So MUCH PORN!!”

"Wow you make history come alive"

This is basically the trailer 😂😂 that’s how funny it is 😂