Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2014 - Nostalgia Critic & AVGN 

"Do you see her right in front of you?" "No..." "Then she's been kidnapped." I would've thought it was Peach without any context.

Every show from the 80s was a toy commercial.

The thing that sucks about this review, is that when it came over to the UK they swapped Critic’s nunchaku for a grappling hook.

I love when the Critic and the Nerd do episodes together.

I want a TV Show called Thirty Something Nerdy Critics.

When Whoopi says "Ok, get out", it's delivered so well. Cracks me up every time.

"Mommy, is he flicking us off or pointing up?" "Pointing UP YOURS!" XD

It took me entirely too many viewings to realize “Thirty-Something Nerdy Critics” was referring to their ages, not how many of them there are.

05:54 You don't f* ck with CHIN!

Where can I get an official version of "Thirty Something Nerdy Critics?"

Ah my favorite TMNT episode "Episode related pun"

I never got why the turtles were so big in this movie. They looked like Rocksteady and Beebop. In the cartoons they were shorter than April. They were between 4"9 and 5"2 which made more sense why it would take all 4 fighting at the same time to take down their biggest opponents. It also made sense how they could sneak around the sewers and go unnoticed being small. I think they might of been even smaller in the books, like between 3 and 4 ft.

24:40-25:41 Am I the only one who actually liked Channel Awesome's elevator scene remix?

"Mommy is he flicking us off or pointing up?" "POINTING UP YOURS!" Best line from nerd yet 👌🏼

you don’t understand, we are hunting turtles, I INTEROGATED A RAT!

27:03. -Pizza is good. -Pizza is right. -Pizza is the BEST thing I ever had!!

These two should get together again to review the sequel!

The intro to this video is honestly a masterpiece, guys!

I just now realise that "Eric Sachs" is an englishation of "Oroku Saki". Mind blown.

"Even his daughter got out fine and she's, like, half his age!" --- ---Wait, what? (Love this video).

"She gets a tip from Chef Ramsey." 😆

I was not prepared to see Tamara dressed as April...

Most importantly... How did someone flush a Ninjistu book down the toilet and eventually into the sewer?

28:30 "But, we took them that seriously". That's beacuse we were kids. And also nerds. Nerdy kids we were, nerdy guys we are now.

i just love how he says "then she's been kidnapped"

Imagining the sequel to this once Out of the Shadows comes out: (The Critic contacts the Nerd) Critic: "Hey, Nerd." Nerd: "Yeah? Oh. What do you want this time?" Critic: "The new Ninja Turtles sequel came out and i'm reviewing it this week. Shall we go another round, for old time's sake?" Nerd: "Oh, now that you've mentioned it, that reminds me. I want to ask you something." Critic: "What?" Nerd: "I was wondering, do you know how to spell "fuck off"?" Critic: "Oh, that's F-U.... wait a minute! Don't back out on me!" Nerd: "Go away! I can't take another shitty Turtles movie! My intelligence almost had a meltdown from sitting through the last one, i'm not going back!" Critic: "But Turtles fans have to stick together, and as avid fans, it is our obligation to join forces once again and finish what we started togeth-" (the Nerd interrupts the Critic's sentence by appearing out of nowhere, right next to him, and punching him in the face) Nerd: "Leave me out of it!" Critic: "God damn it... your intelligence may not have melted down, but your manners sure have. Ow." Nerd: "You're one to talk, you asshole." Critic: "It's just one more time, jackass." Nerd: "Asshole!" Critic: "Jackass!" Nerd: "Asshole!" Critic: "Jackass!" Nerd: "Asshole!" Critic: "Jackass!" Nerd and Critic: (beat) "Jackasshole!" Critic: "You know what? You're here now, so we might as well get started!" Nerd: "Fuck that! I have better things to do, like taking a golden shower while wrapped in electricity cables!" Critic: "Well, if it's that much better to do, why don't you?" Nerd: "Right now? I will!" Critic: "Good!" Nerd: "Great! You're on your own this time!" Critic: "Go ahead! I don't need you!" (The Critic sits back down on his chair in frustration and disappointment) Nerd: (from outside) "Damn!" Critic: "What a bitter guy." (takes out a bag of pork rinds to eat)

For real though, the 2012 Nickelodeon tmnt show is actually AMAZING

25:57 Close enough. 10-10 is code for "Fight in progress"

I might be a dumbass but is the voice change and glasses change a reference to the animated 80's show's constant errors?

*_I need more of the two of them_*

5:41 AVGN (NC's voice): It makes no sense NC (AVGN's voice): Wait, did my voice come outta your mouth? AVGN (Normal voice): Yeah, that was weird.

25:40 did you really have to cut away from that masterpiece? Go ninja, go ninja GO!

20:44 I INTERROGATED A RAT! The delivery of that line just got me laughing out loud... Maybe it's the way it's delivered.

We had a great time making our cameo at 25:19 along with the other producers! We'll spread the word to have people visit this channel now!

The scene in the lift is seriously one of the best scenes ever in any movie, it fully embodies the turtles. They know they might be walking into their deaths, but Mikey's there to do something silly and lift their spirits.

Okay I call bs on the book crap. I’ve watched the shows and movies(except these for good reason) and plenty of things were changed but one thing that stayed pretty much the same was that Splinter already knew Ninjitsu before meeting the turtles. In the early series the reason is because he is Master Yoshi mutated into a rat, in the movies he learned ninjitsu from Master Yoshi. That part was essential to the how the turtles become Ninjas and Bay’s way around that is a freaking book?

"Hey guys! You wanna come with us to ancient Japan with this time traveling stick?" Lmao

That closing speech was beautiful *Wipes away tear of awe*

14:58 Better question- Who the hell throws away a book on frickin ninjitsu?!! And all those weapons?!?!

19:01 Dude, it would be almost like a ninja version of "The Tortoise and the Hare".

Imagine these Turtles as big buff black stereotype gangsters with bald heads and short noses, then think back to the racist Transformers back in Transformers 2 and it will blow your mind.

Jim Henson > CGI

17:35 "Fuck that noise" They forgot to add the noise (?)

26:48: Critic says there was no explosions before. Looking back at 15:53 and 17:03: Explosions!

We need a four way crossover of Nostalgia Critic, AVGN, Black Nerd, and Phelous to review The sequel

26:40 Uh... Did they cut out a joke? I remember a bit where they joke that Raphael would be speaking really fast to match the speed of the crane falling?

You know Tamara Lynn Chambers would have been a great pick for April O'neil. She really looks like a real version of her.

OK that cartoon were April was a teenager was first of all great and second of all 100 times better than these movies

I'm not even a Turtles fan, and I LOVE that elevator scene. The Nerd's right, how can you not get sucked in?

23:58 Why does Santa Christ look like a Smurf? XD

"Do you see her right in front of you?" *"No-"* "-Then she's been kidnapped."

23:23 Wow, I can't believe they got Arin Hanson for this!

Who's favorite version is the 2003 TMNT?

Totally unrelated to the subject of this video, but: (29:16) RIP Adam West, TV's #1 Batman.

I they would've stayed with the source material, it would've made sense that Splinter knew Japanese (He was a pet of a Japanese Lord) & how Splinter knew Shredder (Shredder was an enemy of Splinter's Master).

8:13 Anyone else notice the nerd is holding a Manmelter from Tf2?

Regarding April being a teen in the Nickelodeon series, atleast Donnie having a crush on her isn't creepy.

I would totally watch Thirty Something Nerdy Critic's.

17:19 is my favorite part of the review

8:08 That super molecular discombobulating device looks like a Dr. Grordbort raygun

Might just be because I'm stoned, but this ending speech legit makes me cry-

22:00- "Boom, and boobs! Explosions!" Ha, that actually does sum up most of Michael Bay's style in a nut shell. PRINT MONEY :D

This is the first time I have ever seen and known that avgn & critic did this together. This is the duel review I never knew I needed.

First Nickelodeon film rated PG-13

Damn right, I shot first! Thanks for the shoutout!

Where's the part of the video where Raphael talks normally in slo mo? Was I imagining things?

What's the title of the music starting 27:10 ??

And from what I have learned from fanart of these designs The Michael Bay designs look better in 2D! And when drawn!

Thirty Something Nerdy Critics!! Thirty Something Nerdy Critics!! 😆😆😆

The song in Splinters-"dying"-Scene 18:40 sounds a lot like "Mountains of Thunder" from the wrath of the lich king OST

If Sonic can have a make over why can't the TMNT's?

16:12 So his siblings don't get into it. He's just acting like someone with siblings

We're really white! That's literally all I say when someone tells me that's the wrong lyrics or that dab doesn't have correct form

TMNT:Good TMNT 2:I Liked It TMNT 3:Horrible TMNT(2007):I Liked It TMNT(2014):It was OK TMNT(2016):Entertaining

Fox sounds like Phantom Menace Natalie Portman

Dude what the heck was that at 20:58 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

0:09 That was a fun spoof to animate!

5:54. You don't FUCK with CHIN!

27:16 is the best part

"It's like Vine..." That joke didn't age well.

If they made a game about the critic and the nerd and set it in the teenage mutant ninja turtles nes game. I'd play it. hell id buy it (with in a reasonable price range of course)

15:08 It's more plausible than a guy teaching a rat Ninjistu.

God that elevator scene is the best. Especially with all the clips of everyone dancing to the beat

24:38-25:41. My favourite scene in this WHOLE review.

24:38 - Cue "Girl from Ipanema" by Astrud & Joao Gilberto

"Did my voice just come out of your mouth?" Gold.

21:44 Neither am I!! Damn good show!!

26:16 best battle cry ever!! LMAO!! I can't stop laughing!!

25:10 Doug’s Head Movement Doh

I'm no fan of this movie, but I do have to wonder why everyone points out how apparently "ugly" the turtles are. But like, how else are they supposed to look?

"Just a big giant toy commercial..." I suppose the same could be said of the Transformers, He-Man and She-Ra and the Masters of the Universe, G.I. Joe, Ghost Busters, and so many other ideas and concepts that were popular with kids during the 1980's and 1990's. Heck, when figurines and action figures of video game characters finally came out, like Mario and Link figures... and then the Mega Man action figures based both on the silly cartoon and those closer to the actual concept art for the games - I wanted those too - even in my adult years! Funny, and yet this video is so true about growing up in the 80's and 90's with the cartoons, games, and toys... and then comparing new concepts of each to our memories of what we had growing up. Thank you for this entertaining, and yet somehow insightful, piece of commentary Angry Video Game Nerd and Nostalgia Critic! You guys are both awesome.

The shredformer killed me😂

You better do an other one of these for the sequel!

Who thinks that if they made Splinter Hamato Yoshi instead of a rat, and the turtles were April's pets, and Splinter as a human is a friend of April's dad, but one day her father experiments on them, and Splinter gets mutated by accident, and that causes the mutation in the turtles, would make a much better TMNT movie? Cause I think it would be.

24:34 I'll agree with this, this WAS the best scene in the movie.

12:28 the best thing he ever said

My favourite versions of the turtles was the CGI animated 2007 movie and the 2003 tv series. The 2007 film was an animation treat and the portrayal of the characters was how I remember them from the 2003 tv series with a slight darker tone and I loved Raphael's nightwatcher side story. The 2003 tv series was a Saturday morning cartoon done perfectly with a unique style and some really cool action sequences and characters.

I still got VHS tapes with old TMNT)

Another reason Fischner would have worked is because Shredder was a businessman by day in Mirage comics.

24:10 The Christ: you must form a rap band Nc: right, what Always cracks me up every time