AVGN Movie - Nostalgia Critic 

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+I AM AUSTRALIAN AND I HATE VEGEMITE Well Nostalgia Critic is in AVGN II: ASSimilation...so that's something.

I agree. That'd be awesome

Only if Devil Boner is playable

Get me a game with Devil Boner and I'll even preorder it.

I think his name was Rob

This Rob should be awarded for his spectacular performance.

Maybe you met him in a dream Joe.

I think his name is Dorg Welker

Scott Sandler No I think it's Dog Runner. He's the Novelty lover, Don't Ask that dude, and Jim J. Bum. For sure I'm right.

Ummm, the AVGN has a videogame too? AVGN Adventures? On the Wii U, 3ds, and PC? Do you live under a rock?

I mean a good game.

Lawlsomedude He doesn't want to show up AVGN. Doug walker and James Rolfe are really good friends.

Lawlsomedude Except the game WAS amazing.

penis Ehh, not really . . .

lmao that's what I thought about!

BOIS ITS HAPPENING NOW! Nevermind the thing is just a hoax

@@ashley-182 Yep. i just saw a guy Naruto running there. IT'S HAPPENING.

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It's at Area 0 the real shit is!

People on Gamejolt, get to work.

+Frunchie __ nah, nostalgia critic needs to make it for it to be true to form, lol

I love the Critic but any Nostalgia Critic game would pretty much have to be bad, right??

AVGN didn't make his own game. He doesn't know anything about that.

No! It absolutely HAS to be made by a former LGN employee or a terrible bootleg company (or some other terrible video game creator XD)!

@@JoshuaWebbYT yes it's like what he meant

You underestimate the trolling powers wielded by AVGN.......

The only one that isn’t complete shit.

What?

How and why

Yeah, like a scared little girl.

Gojihunter31 SCARING THE LITTLE GIRL?!

True

@@gojihunter3118 LADY!

Why was he in it?

😂😂😂 but you just said *no joke* !!!!!! 😂😂😂

SCARING THE LITTLE GIRL!?!?!!

It was a low bar

@@funnyjoke9225 there was a bar?

15:34.

+Dante_Rick Moonshine, of course. That's the first thing I need after this movie.

I think it should be about the movies and tv shows that were ripped on the hardest by the Critic banding together for revenge, led of course by Mr. Freeze from Batman and Robin.

... I'd watch it

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRD

he will be in "jesus, bro!" by the cinema snob

*AVGN II: The Curse of Laughin' Jokin' Numbnuts.

Amazing, the most perfect name ever.

Bubbles

*-LJN-*

AVGN 3: Revenge of Fred Fucks

Primal Raid it's AVGNs second game yes...he has a game too

The second AVGN video game

He's talking about a game.

Trevor Cutler yeah

A tale as old as time

@@vic748 As true as it can be

MrDewritos they should make a game out of that, he could stumble upon something that automatically makes him a target, hes on the run from bad guys, tries to stop an evil plan, and he should be filled with a lot of hate

MrDewritos The mid-boss would be Retsupurae and the final boss would be the RU-vid copyright system.

Gene Glagolev No way, final boss should be Tommy Wiseau. And the Nerd would be the rival character that pops up in and out of the adventure. Also Jon Tron miniboss in the FoodFight arena.

MrDewritos That's actually kinda a good idea. :)

+Jetblast01 don't forget an Uwe Bol mid boss aswell.

Xenko Vence Then I'll take over, change it to Game Grumps and then stop it instantly, because I have no programming skill.

AWildAdventurerAppeared Antivideomaker Good. Good. This is the right direction.

Xenko Vence Then, if I'm lucky, someone with actual skill can take over, probably make it into another RU-vidr game, and we can force them to give us partial credit for the template and concept for a UouTibe-inspired idea. We can then take that game, copy-paste it for all of the RU-vidrs, and badda bing badda boom. We got money, the RU-vidrs get money, they get money, and we did practically no work.

PLEASE DO🙏

Xenko Vence and released 30.5-ish years later.

Yes.

Sean Smith Was that NC, I always just assumed that was just an unamed extra that was just being played by the same person.

You know, Crostalgia Nitic

***** The credits say it's Doug Walker playing himself (17:31)

I know, right? Seriously through, he really did do a great job there.

I agree

And Kevin.

Oh shit cool it's the guy who draws the really good Porn!

it would probably be better

i love your porn freako

I came to the comment section just to see if anyone pointed it out XD

The written part is in f minor but it makes no sense with what is actually played, which is in d minor.

Scribblenaut19 "I don't think he meant it."

Thank god I'm not the only one who noticed it.

Maybe that's why Doug didn't think he meant it.

A jokeful

no shit

So it's a good movie ?

Same. James loves B-Movies. So/he made one himself! I wish people would see that.

There's a difference between a so bad it's good movie, and just a plain old bad movie. The AVGN movie is the latter. It's more Sharknado than Miami Connection.

Leon Li apple30 I wanted to make that joke but then I read your comment :( :)

Hydro thunder hurricane did it 9 years ago

well with like 9 years in the making I think, I can safely say that it was indeed made before.

Good times.

Yeah upon further research, I discovered the script was written as far back as 2006. That'll do it!

Anti-HyperLink Every single moment anyone talks about Mandy is some commentary on the objectification of women in video games and about whether or not gamer girls really exist.

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Smosh made a movie

Mason Davidson yes but it was shit its the ignored movie that has no tie ins to the youtube cinematic universe

The Nerdy Alien The main villain of the RU-vid cinematic universe will be Hollywood trying to copyright strike the RU-vidrs.

how about keemstar being one of the villains

Jose the Bioform YES!

+kylezaking And fucking Stone Cold Steve Austin is going to be in it. What the fuck!

+211Appolo and stone cold steve austin had stone cold creamy cream

+kylezaking It's out already and available on Netflix.

+Nexcion153 Smosh movie is actually... GOOD! It's doesn't even feel like SMosh, it feels like youtube the movie

***** I've never actually seen a Smosh video on RU-vid, I'm not really sure who he is. I've heard of him from younger people, but I'm not entirely sure who he is. I couldn't point him out on the street, but since you say the movie is good, I may have to give it a watch.

Don’t forget Linkara.

Jontron goes by ScottTheWoz these days.

Oney, Ding Dong and Julian dubbing over all of the characters and I’m sold.

Don't forget Shitpickle, can't have a multiverse without him !

dont forget captain s

i hate doug walker's review arr trying WAY TO HARD copying the nostalgia critic.

+TheGoldminor Doug walker IS nostalgia critic

g pulpitwww

+Andrew Salas The critic only likes this movie because he was in it!

Maverick Hunter X Probably even worse, considering that Jontron has even less story and character than AVGN

A feature length movie would provide the ultimate closure to fans of Jontron and Game grumps. It would finally reveal what happened before that E3 panel, back in 2013...

Maverick Hunter X it would be either the greatest or worst movie ever.

whosmy cherrypie it would be both

maik kgh Like The Room

ThomasStreet It was the idea that is sucked, it s the cheesy style he chose. -_-

So it was intentionally boring and unfunny?

ThomasStreet Well opinions... I respect yours but I loved the movie!

+ThomasStreet welll the nostalgia critic scream was good

The critic said it himself: whether or not it was good or bad it set out what it was trying to accomplish: the The AVGN being his usual self and reviewing the movie while getting into the necessary movie cliches and hijinks

Cinemasins: the movie could actually be pretty good

+Tristan Hartup they already made a fred movie

+Seth Prescott DONT TALK ABOUT THOSE MOVIES

HyPe Nem hah I wasn't the only one who knew about that movie yes and I was very bad

+Seth Prescott Jesus ill rather have a hippo muckspread all over my face then watch the 3 MOVIES THEY MADE

Let's compromise and say painfully hilarious.

JoannaRice Yeah I guess you're right. But still, it's pretty disappointing seeing characters we've never seen before and probably wont see again (and that are pretty forgettable imo) rather than ones we like and recognize.

JoannaRice Yeah I agree.

ComputerDude2600 The whole damn point of an AVGN movie should have been to find in here what you liked about the AVGN series. Like Mike and Kyle. Who actually gave a damn about those two new boring characters?

Ouaouhles8090ss Mike wasnt a character. But the guitar guy is. Agreed about the guitar guy, disagree about Mike.

ComputerDude2600 Yeah, I agreed. Mike should have a bigger schlong

What? and their regular content doesn't.

+Homer sams I LOVED Smosh movie!

+Duperghoul “Doug pierce” TV Freak.

I get that a lot.

+Hidious Vanity wait till you see the fred movies

+lasseplatburk I agree. I mean, we weren't exactly supposed to get The Shawshank Redemption, so why moan about it being bad.

The plot was about reviewing a game FFS not avatar

+lasseplatburk We were expecting something entertaining and in the same level of quality as the AVGN show, and we didn't get that. So we hate it. I don't know what you are expecting of us.

+munsi0121 Got what you were going for, but Avatar's plot wasn't all that innovative either. >.>

Patrick Bain Well I never watched all of Avatar I thought that it was just boring

I bet James was like, just don't make mention of the bad special effects. We don't want anyone to realize that we cheapened out on them XD

But, he did mention the effects in the review..

Evil Onii-chan You'd be surprised.

I feel like Doug was still being way too nice.

HEYitzED Maybe he liked the movie

Ya I thought the matrix stuff was good and I think most of his mini story's are funny but the only one that I didn't like was his son of the mask mini story. It was really distracting

to be honest. the only good ones *IN MY OPINION* are his avatar, and son of the mask

wow. i'm actually surprised i got this many likes, glad its not just me who thinks this

Jack Wood I wish he'd just sit there and do the reviews, too. I mostly just skip the story parts of his reviews.

Jack Wood 12. you got 12 likes. out of the 35somethingthousand people.

Godzilla was not a b movie, fool.

you're right it's more like a z movie....

@@thomasdupont7186 Have you even seen the first Godzilla ?

@@qwerty5684 i saw it before you, i’m more than 50 today. My connaissances/knowledge of cinema (in most genres and sub genres). I’m way more culture on this vast subject than you sorry. ps : i understand, many muricans and english speaking people don’t really know the différence beetween culture and trash nowadays.

@@thomasdupont7186 But the film is objectively great

This is an intentionally bad movie that encapsulates what James likes about cinema. Those other things are a disgrace to a beloved franchise.

Oh please. The first one is awesome.

What I pass in the bathroom on a regular basis is better than Michael Bay's Transformers.

CheshireShade it wasnt that bad, why people hating on it

Mr. Perfect A lot of people think its an unfaithful disservice to a franchise many grew up with, which while I personally don't mind the first movie, I really don't care for its sequels.

Tyler Rakstis you're...you're aware he purposely took that photo you're talking about "in character" as the Nostalgia Critic who hates AVGN right? it makes sense that he would do that. It's a playfully joking photo. This review is in the Nostalgia Critic persona, who of course would badmouth the movie (and even then he's being very tame about it, have you seen his other reviews?). It's all fun act, dude. DOUG WALKER on the other hand admitted to enjoying the movie very much and had lots of fun with it.

Tyler Rakstis You probably think Kevin Smith is working on Aquaman 2 because you think tv shows are real.

love your work joey :p. Surprised to find you here, i really am

Funny seeing you here Joey :) Also, you should do a Surfs Up review for your show

And of course the Tommy Wiseau cameo will be completely unscripted.

Specules Music why no one has gave you a reply yet like damn you deserve it

Not even that, bro. That's A flat Major for sure.

@@metodoinstinto Both A flat major and F minor use 4 flats.

@@Ekvitarius Duh, really? Tks for pointing out the obvious

Odisseu de Ítaca Did you bring up harmonics?

Pretty much goes for anything.

To be honest it would of been easy to torrent/download this video illegally anyways.

Skyrim Guard No it wouldn't. I tried.

Would you rather support the people that have been entertaining you for YEARS when the opportunity arises or would you rather be a cheap bastard? The timed exclusivity is just another incentive for supporting their work.

***** I expect people to have more than a middle school understanding of economics and to maybe draw the line that independent creators maybe shouldn't be pirated so actively by their supposed "fans". You can justify to yourself pirating big studio projects all you want, but independent stuff is just selfish.

george persaud Thats the point. The movie is supposed to be bad.

So because the movie is supposed to be bad and actually is bad, it is somehow good? And if so, is your comment intentionally bad, so it equals to good as well? P.S. I haven't watched the movie and can't say anything about it's quality.

James was trying to capture those cheesy late movies. It clearly shows in the film with the special effects and the writing. However there are good things about the movie like some of the shots and the animation. This film is like a so bad its good type of film. For an example The Room. To be honest the film has an excuse because of a $300,000 budget.

I know what you mean. You are saying he was going for a trash movie style. And I can totally get that people enjoy this. But your comment came off like people are not getting this point. But people do. They say the movie is a bad/mediocre trash movie. At least that's what I'm experiencing.

All the guilty pleasures that we love are those that are not deliberately bad. It was a result of poor choices and skills inadequate to make a good movie, so when the makers think that it is good, it turns out to be bad. Trying to be bad at any profession, especially in film industry, never turns out to the person's expectation. Being deliberately bad is worse than just being bad, because in the former case, you are not even trying to do good work. These RU-vid dudes need to actually try making a serious film. Look at Chris Stuckmann's Indiana Jones short films. He is actually trying to make a good movie, but did not have the knowledge or budget or talented crew needed, hence when it turns out to be bad, it REALLY IS HILARIOUS. To summarise, "it is supposed to be bad" is a lame ass excuse for not even trying to make a good movie. That makes this movie all the more worse.

+MrTuxBux I might be wrong but didn't he raise money from subscribers to make the movie in the end, that's is the very definition of a scam.

Alex Valentine I'm not sure if you're being serious, you might not be familiar with the term crowdfunding . James didn't hold a gun to any of his subscribers heads to force them to donate money. How is that a scam?

Everyone thinks this movies trash when if you think about it, The Nerd always points out these faults in his movie reviews and when he talks about games, He made it bad on purpose, Its obvious, the effects, the acting, the plotlines, Its garbage , but in a so bad its good way. And I love that idea

Honestly one of the biggest problems was that it DIDN'T feel like a Nerd episode. It felt like a cheesy and surprisingly boring b film that just happened to STAR the Nerd. I love James, but there's really no defending the movie, it was really bad. I say this BECAUSE I love him. Do you want a friend who isn't afraid to tell you that you have something in your teeth? Or do you want a friend who just kisses your ass, and pretends there's nothing in your teeth, while constantly staring? I had little expectations for his movie, but it turned out far worse than I imagined. I almost felt slight embarrassment when I first saw it. It's just a stain in his career that I want to forget. I too am happy he could at least make a movie. But I swear a lot of these fans just claim to like it, because they love James, and don't want to admit that this movie was a big letdown. Movie was just not good by any stretch, but that doesn't make me like James any less.

@@bubblegumxo I don't like you

Yep

It would be better than Kickassia.

Or kickstart Demo Reel II. And fail again.

Movies take along time to make and the payoff is rarely worth it, the AVGN movie was a prime example.

The Gaming Gauntlet is so good... Oh wait that never came out.

Genjuro T. No because the financial figures have been kept quiet, which is strange since every movie ususally publishes how much money it made, can't find anything for the Nerd movie. We know the movie cost around 356k according to some sites. Given the average ratings and the savage critique of this movie, especially around the editing, we can conclude the movie did averagely well, not bad for a first time movie. But given that it decimated normal production of Angry Video Game nerd episodes for years, he has almost certainly lost money and annoyed fans by the lack of content, movies take ages to make and can be very hit and miss, it is better to focus on a series financially and to build your fan base. Indeed even though the movie is over now, he still is content to sporadically do less and less Nerd episodes, replacing it with weekly lets play.

+Yasha Haider Didn't he have three already?

he did? I didn't even hear that he HAD a movie

oh

then angryjoe needs a movie

+Yasha Haider joe was in it

Legal

Close enough

protip: edit button to the right

his real name is james rolf but the nerd is his youtube name

Probably the same parents who would name their kid "Wheeler"

lilyme3 disk?

You mean cartridge.

Yeah..... kids these days.

Hunter the Hunter Nah, pretty sure it's Donny Dupre from Demo Reel.

Hunter the Hunter Why? Demo Reel is not bad and it was "The Writer" from To Boldly Flee

MrKockNoker wow chill

+MrKockNoker lol yep, yeeeeeeeeep, the lowest common denominator makes it's appearance, i knew i should've taken bets on when this thing would appear in the comments

***** FOOLS!! *dramatic thunder* You are ALL wrong for it is really....Raule Puke! Dun dun duun!!! (Yes Im aware that I can't spell his name if my life depended on it x.x )

This should have been Pixels. Would have worked where he was defeating the super shitty games from the past.

the movie should be an original movie but with doug complaining about how bad it is the whole way

Lindsey is done with Nostalgia Chick I think

There are three, technically.

***** no, he should make a video game for the Nerd to review.

Didn't you see he was in the movie Unrelated butt true

Sanic Da Hedhoog You mean Nostalgia Critic: The video game

LunaticThinker that too

edcellwarrior I do!

me

I like it, but I wouldn't watch it again.

MrTuxBux just because a movie is intended to suck doesn't give it an excuse to suck ass

It wasn't intended to suck, it was supposed to be a homage to the "B Movies" James grew up seeing. Unfortunately, a lot of the AVGN's fanbase has never seen these movies, so they don't get it and just think it's bad.

is not about liking or not but in all of his videos i have never seen that black guy or the girl that are all over the movie while mike and guitar guy that have always been part of the videos were only used as cameos

***** Mike is ok when bouncing thoughts and ideas with James, but on his own, well he does alright, but it's hard to listen to him as he is not very natural when reading his notes on a review, but hey that is hard to do.

Guitar guy appears in the movie as a cameo, but it's weird that in earlier episodes he was dead but now he's alive,

Gabriel Wake Didn't you see Ikari Warriors? Guitar guy was revived with the ABBA code.

Do Not Remove This Seal hmmm. yeah, i forgot about that episode,but i think it's a good episode

***** good‚ and u

Batfreeze a lot of people forget about those its what i tell my friends all the time haha

darkwarrior32

They're technically specials: episodes that are feature length ..

Luke Mckenzie Mmm...feature length...

Holy crap, your right. 😂

AfroToriFanMan "Friends".

CooldudeTV ........I said that. :/

Their rivalry is fake bruh

TheLastCoolGuyOnEarth I know that bruh

AfroToriFanManDroppedSuper was talking to +CooldudeTV bruh

Richie Sahlin Ed Wood is also one of his biggest inspirations, and it shows.

So he wasted $400.000 from donations to make the movie look cheap? He had a fucking TANK in the movie. Even James Rolfe himself admited he fucked up with the movie.

@@Jose-se9pu Citations.Also who cares? Only you it seems. Came back to hate huh?

@@Jose-se9pu who cares, I still enjoyed the fuck out of it

@@Jose-se9pu you forget that the movie is supposed to be cheesy and over the top nonsense. Not some Oscar winning masterpiece. My God have you actually watched the nerd? Cheesy effects and nonsense is what the nerd is. It's not that he can't do better because he can. It's just what the nerd is. I mean fuck he got critic to review it. He knew what he made and that it's the perfect critic review. For once try not taking something seriously and just enjoy it for what it is.

Now 7 years old holy

@@youtubeshadowbannedme 8 now

deth-mwoth-zxics

dethmwauugghthicckkxxzz

Tehmausicks. Tethmosicsix? Plllthhthhsickz?

I feel you.

It's more of parodying how women get objectified so like they say, "The Truth Hurts"

ComputerDeathglare Idc if your a woman or a transsexual. The joke was how movies objectify women. It's telling how wrong it is. Now you can stop being an insensitive bitch who gets offended when the word "objectifying" is used. If you know the joke then you know it is saying it is bad.

+Lunar I know what the joke is. It's really unfunny. It was horribly set up, horribly delivered, and I cringed watching it. Skitter off back to Tumblr now.

ComputerDeathglare nah. If you got offended okay, if you cringe at the joke them i don't understand why tho. It's telling the truth about moving and saying, key word here, BAD. And it is showing it to a larger audience so doesn't that seem to a small bit to you at all, progressive?

How dare you mock one of the best games ever created!

Gold Beanie Your opinion. I loved that game! It’s one of my favorites.

Clay4Trey It’s the 4th best Mario game in my opinion

KJS Gaming no more like unfinished mario game XD

Gold Beanie Ya I’m just gonna day this without any reason why XD

Next time I enter McDonalds, I expect to be given a tank when I ask for one.

"Critip"

He was definitely treading VERY carefully lol

Tweek Bros Yes, I am aware that this movie is bad on purpose. Even if it was meant to be bad, they could have made it feel more like an AVGN episode. The movie feels like a normal gamer movie with the Fuckin' Nerd slapped on it. I still kind of enjoy it even if it sucks ass.

A cinematic universe. Can't wait for the crossover where they fight each other. Pretty sure the Game Grumps have the upper hand for most of the hand to hand, but FPSRussia will probably win overall. Drama Alert would have Keemstar eating popcorn on the sideline calling out cheaters.

I always felt like AVGN Movie was one huge satire

I didn't like the movie to much either. I wished it focused on the AVGN character rather than the whole elaborate sci-fi plot. The ending, when he actually reviews the E.T game was the best part and there should have been more (realistic) lore not only on E.T but the game industry back in the late 70's early 80's.

jill hill did you just call me... blob?... *AAAA*

Look up YKWBS: Word Pronuciation

Bryan Ryan I saw that episode. He didn't mention the word "bury". :p

***** Really? What's the time stamp? I want to make a gif.

***** Yeah then I do that, and he doesn't say it, and then I come back and say, "hey he didn't say it", and you laugh about you just trolled me? No thanks. If you are so positive about the "fact" that he said it then give me a time stamp and prove it. Till then I'm going to assume you're just a troll and I was right the whole time. lol

***** Thanks man, but it's actually :46 seconds in lol, but Good looking out though bro.

Best ending ever

Ok xD

It's a shit film with character.

I don't think James intended to make a bland movie. But that he did, and it isn't even unintentionally funny, it's just... bad.

Who intentionally makes a boring movie? Making a bad movie for shits and giggles is understandable, but boring? That's a poor excuse to save this movie's ass.

Shrek The Master Baiter I didn't think it was boring. Isn't that a very subjective argument?

Pixel3000nerd you should be

***** I don't care that the nostalgia critic was in it. The film is shit

Pixel3000nerd yes

Joe dude i would pay to be a extra in troll 2 that doesn't make the movie not shit

I like it

He already did 3 of them, "Kickassia", "Suburban Knights" and To Boldy free".

might I add that all where cheesy but in a really fun way

XD

NOOOOOO!!!! Not laughing jokeing numbnuts

Sadly they are bankrupt

mr anonimous YES! FACK YOU LJN!

it's suppose to be over the top it's pretty cheap to like 5$ digital on steam and you might be able to buy it on RU-vid.

the absurdity doesnt even get there til near the end and its almost a 2 hour movie

dont watch it its cringey and dumb

Hyper Omega and suuuuuuper boring

yeah its kinda dumb to see the nerd doing all this insane shit, when he should be in his basement playing nes

BU T IT WAZ SUPOSD T O BEE BAAD. Jk

I know that its not a good argument. But it actually WAS meant to be cheesy like that, he hoped people wouldnt take it to seriously.

The thing is it was supposed to be bad but at the same time it was also unintentionally bad.

MinimiMax Can you rephrase that, because that makes no sense at all.

LectricSigma(Σ) They made it bad on purpose. They did not realize that while doing so they actually failed to make it "so bad it's good", they just made it bad.

He straight up bought it (mainly the rights) for his 200th episode. What a way to end of an era.

@@johnniboiii bought what?

Yes, it is! I loved that show!

The Joker Me taking a dump is better than Nerd:The movie (and I love the nerds reviews which I have watched at least 2-3 times EACH review.

***** I liked it. I would rate it 8/10.

The Joker Wow... (apparently that is all I have to say), Oh, and im glad you enjoyed that... Thing... Wish I had.

Wow he's a great actor whats his channel

@@Kylehappy305 I think it's called Channel Awesome

The Infinity Block Nah, I may think it’s something else.

15:34

I'm guessing NC is Daffy and AVGN is Bugs?