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Three bishops want to make a local stone a holy relic; Father Ted must keep some of the other fathers in line.
Beloved sitcom focused on three priests living on Craggy Island, a remote island off the west coast of Ireland. Father Ted Crilly is sent to the island as punishment for using charitable funds for a holiday in Las Vegas, but his true punishment comes in the form of Father Dougal Maguire and Jack Hackett, one a fresh-faced naive young priest, and the other a foul-mouthed, rage-filled alcoholic. Mrs Doyle is their nosy housekeeper, who makes plentiful pots of tea and never takes `no' for an answer. Despite their isolation, the priests get into their fair share of mildly sinful, entirely madcap adventures.
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@JonathanNichollstechandsuch8 5 лет назад

Three bishops enter a parish. One leaves in an ambulance, another in a Hippymobile, and the last in a hearse.

@griff704 3 года назад

"i thought that went pretty well"

@Dee010s 3 года назад

It was an apocalyptic show, i think ! Lol

@rodrigogoncalves6165 3 года назад

The second one in a arse....

@princekyle4132 2 года назад

It’s like the start of an old joke you’d hear at the pub

@99mrpogi 2 года назад

Makes me wonder if the dead bishop was embalmed on the spot or the funeral employees opted to just place him in the casket when he could have been carried in another ambulance..

@ZeXiOn26 3 года назад

"Dougal, do you know if we have any incense?" - "...there was a spider in the bath last night." Somehow even more hilarious when you consider spiders aren't even insects to begin with.

@ankavoskuilen1725 4 года назад

Three bishops destroyed. Father Ted: Went very well I thought. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@anneliesvantwesteinde7613 4 года назад

I can watch all Father Ted episodes over and over again and each time I have watched one I also spend some time reading all the comments, because it makes me so happy that Father Ted is making so many people so happy too ;) Peace & Love!

@funniebunnie4u 2 года назад

Every so often, I see people commenting that they never saw Father Ted until "now", and they Love it! It's fun to remember back, so long ago..., MY first time, finding FT... 💕💜💕💜💕

@SonOfWat 2 года назад

What’s your favourite humming noise then?

@joannabeverly6781 2 года назад

Glad to know there's people out there like me LOL

@jadethornton7975 2 года назад

Well your comment would be an ecumenical matter.

@blackadder194 24 дня назад

You’re right there! Same here

@Smittygamer7365 4 года назад

"If you could just give us a bit of a warning when you're going to do anything sudde-" "AHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

@sickpat7197 5 лет назад

Three Bishops down...One killed, one taken off the path of righteousness, and one violated by a rock. Perfect Father Ted episode :)

@alexer52 4 года назад

Just another day at the Parish

@orderinchaos 4 года назад

Does anyone publicly keep count of the characters killed off in this series? :D

@discountplaguedoctor88 2 года назад

@@orderinchaos They had to ditch half the list because Larry always suffers.

@ZeXiOn26 11 месяцев назад

went pretty well, I thought!

@99mrpogi 4 года назад

Fun fact: Kevin Moore who plays bishop O'Neil is the last living one of the three actors who played the bishops, and he ironically gets paired with ardal o Hanlon who is in turn the last surviving actor of the three priests

@captainobvious8264 3 года назад

That's not a fun fact :/

@monketakingyoutoparadise5609 3 года назад

@@captainobvious8264 depends on how you look at it, wether you think of it as 4 of them being dead or 2 being alive.

@justyna8156 3 года назад

In the episode one, I suppose, Father Ted went to a fortune teller with father Dougal, and the fortune teller revealed 3 cards with a reaper for father Ted. We know what happened with the actor soon after the last episode of the sitcom. :/

@99mrpogi 3 года назад

@@justyna8156 so apparently, Dermot Morgan's death could have been predicted in his own show?

@99mrpogi 3 года назад

@@justyna8156 and there is also another episode wherein Ted visits another priest who dies of a heart attack shortly after Ted leaves.

@Sitarya 5 лет назад

One dead, one violated and one gone 'native'. The Irish sense of humor is incomparable!

@wjmcd703 4 года назад

I love how Father Jack's hair is on fire, and they aren't bothered by it in the least

@banananotebook3331 2 года назад

I wonder how difficult it must've been for Frank Kelly to play that part; I mean, fire is pretty hot at that distance.

@Sou1defiler 5 лет назад

"Here we are now... tea for everyone..." Strolls through room. This show was hilarious.

@MrJeffMaloney 3 года назад

Something special about this show. There’s a warm nostalgic feeling watching this. Sad how many of them have passed...

@greggrobinson5116 2 года назад

Agreed. And it still feels that way today in '21. It's a jewel.

@rd30000 2 года назад

Something about this show is so cozy to me. Like a rainy Sunday.

@FunkesBlowhard 5 лет назад

Dougal's scream and jump at Bishop Jordan is, in my opinion, the single funniest moment of the entire show.

@rp1455 4 года назад

Paul Eaton That’s what I find brilliant about this technique (I’m assuming it’s Arthur Matthews since he continues it in Toast of London). A joke is set up in such a way that it is made very obvious that something is coming, but when it happens it still floors you.

@wileecoyotegenius5955 4 года назад

"Dougal, we are not watching Aliens!"

@TunnelJumper 4 года назад

The bishop's moaning and groaning as Ted berates Dougal🤣

@nicholasfarrell5981 3 года назад

Paul Eaton I counter with "I've got to kick Bishop Brennan up the arse!", personally.

@davewanamaker3690 3 года назад

It brings tears to my ears. One of the greatest moments indeed.

@jk7690 4 года назад

I've learned so much about bishops. They love sc-fi!!

@maximillianford9301 5 лет назад

This is up there with my very favourite episodes of any TV show ever. Ted trying to teach Jack how to get through a conversation with a bishop, Mrs Doyle not being able to see a goddamn thing, the Ferrero Rocher ad reference, someone being 'lured' to the Holy Stone, the Fawlty Towers-esque result of the bishops' visit, and a perfect summary of why religion is so preposterous from Dougal. Absolutely timeless.

@TheHansoost 2 года назад

"Well, that's the bit i have trouble with." One of the greatest lines in comic history. This was an absolutely wonderful show, both hilarious and substantive.

@johnnycats5157 4 года назад

I just 'discovered' this show (I'm American) and holy shit, is it funny.

@jeffcavalieri4091 2 года назад

4:11 - The person "lured" to the Holy Stone of Clonrichert is called Paddy Shortt - namesake of the actor that plays Tom, the "I shot JR" guy.

@lazybelphegore6748 2 года назад

At 5:00 Frank Kelly is doing some excellent “out of focus background acting” there. That’s one of the things I love about this series; all the “hand acting” they do where you just see the actors hand and nothing else-like the picnic episode where the guy points to “no swearing” on the list; theres a few episodes where Ted does some “hand” acting; and an episode with John and Mary; also the “fake hand” soccer match episode. I never thought about it until I heard the writers/creators of the show mention it in the DVD commentary.

@Willow-wv6cv 3 года назад

I've been watching this show for years and I can't believe I only just realised what Jack did to the third Bishop (with the holy stone) hahaha

@americancreepshow 5 лет назад

DOUGAL WE ARE NOT WATCHING ALIENS!

@centurionzen1005 4 года назад

It makes sense in context.

@k.aroberts2571 7 лет назад

How Ted looks furiously at Dougal after his head got flushed always gets me haha

@timfortune9 2 года назад

I want Dougal's "It's a Priest thing, you wouldn't understand" t-shirt.

@habibiserena 10 месяцев назад

😂😂😂 I will never stop watching this series is wonderfully great! Thanks for sharing, greetings from Mexico 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽

@lazybacon7520 5 лет назад

That is the most appropriate reaction to Aliens coming on.

@ZeXiOn26 3 года назад

it's the Director's Cut !

@JaxBlade 4 года назад

I used to watch this show all the time growin up in England, Ahh I missed it so much.

@OnyxVenator 4 года назад

That and DBZ, right?

@mhyaflynch 4 года назад

@Vishnujana Dasa its an all Irish show written for english television. The irish tv service would not commission it at the time and probably wouldnt commission it now either. They have no clue of good tv.

@ceceliacampayne3507 3 года назад

@@OnyxVenator ok jjkjj.ñbvj23zlv3vavavoaoac all we ewx823e

@DavidSharpMSc 3 года назад

@@mhyaflynch Nope. It wasn’t commissioned for English television.

@mhyaflynch 3 года назад

@@DavidSharpMSc you're right. It was commisioned by a british production company for Irish and British tv.

@crystalheart9 6 лет назад

This was such a funny episode! I thought the holy stone was a giant boulder until they showed a tiny rock on a stand.

@SUPER_WOLFMOON 4 года назад

Totally! 🤯 😏 Totally thought it was a huge standing stone. That was brilliant; the writers were excellent! This show was funnier, more entertaining and better written than Faulty Towers was. IMO.

@humonculeverotostre6804 3 года назад

You know, I'm starting to think fathers Ted, Jack and Dougal are agents of pure chaos

@MrMagnusFogg 6 лет назад

That rock was upgraded to class 2 and the price of the visit went immediately up...just like a restaurant being awarded a Michelin star //-))

@brothermaynard623 6 лет назад

"That's the great thing about Catholicism - it's so vague, and nobody really knows what it's all about."

@ABW941 6 лет назад

As a catholic Bishop iam deeply offended. It is also about fighting Satan, Witchburning and collecting Souls.

@Saucyakld 5 лет назад

@@ABW941 Hahahahaha!

@robertsmalley8138 5 лет назад

@@Stowerslemalu As an atheist i laughed more than you 😊

@robertsmalley8138 5 лет назад

@@Stowerslemalu wow after that witty reply i must concede . Not bad for a protty .

@bootdude7527 5 лет назад

@@robertsmalley8138 its not as funny unless you're protestant

@gui18bif Год назад

The last shot of the episode is just brilliant

@ianantonius7287 5 лет назад

Bishops love Sci-Fi :D

@ejbuehler4397 2 года назад

Are we not going to talk about Dougal's He-Man bed sheets??

@michaelthomheadley 3 года назад

This might be my favorite episode of any TV show ever

@karenbabri1256 2 года назад

Love this episode too!

@lll-bm1cp 2 года назад

I love this show with all my heart, it's my absolute favorite. No matter how many times I watch it, it still makes me laugh. Wishing all the best to everyone in the comment section.

@rstrgal99 2 года назад

Every time I get sad, I watch it, too. Enjoy!

@ronanoloingsigh5251 4 года назад

Dougal saying Eamonn instead of amen 😂

@w.baillou 4 года назад

This show is HILARIOUS; but, this episode is the ABSOLUTE best!!

@latenightlogic 4 года назад

I remember early reviews saying Dougal and the rest of the cast had the best, funniest lines but I think any true fan likes Ted the best. The subtle humour of the line ‘Maybe it only works when my head is in it’ cannot be overstated.

@paulanderson79 4 года назад

It is very well acted, the cast are pretty resourceful. Trying to coerce Father Jack to say 'would' is brilliant timing.

@craffte 4 года назад

Absolutely, man , absolutely.

@latenightlogic 2 года назад

And that whole build up at 8:46 to ‘it won’t work no’ is absolutely brilliant. Dougals line just before is good, but it just leads to teds great response. Or even the part at 22:26. Ted explaining it is off the charts hilarious

@duskoveselinovic2060 4 года назад

Don't know about you guys, but Ted imitating Jack "GIRLS" is quite funny to me...

@JohnnyIsJanek 5 лет назад

one of the best episodes of this show

@splintmeow4723 2 года назад

Father Jack Hackett is the best actor 🤣 he is just consistently playing the best nutter

@justinreyez5561 6 лет назад

lol I love dougals pajamas

@CaptainLumpyDog 5 лет назад

Justin Reyez I’m not a priest, so I don’t understand.

@CaptainLumpyDog 4 года назад

Moogie B I believe you completely missed the joke.

@blueshow4491 5 лет назад

That wou -- drink!

@corkwijk9 Год назад

Best episode of Father Ted. In mho.

@lyonsbane9 2 года назад

13:20 timestamp for myself when I need a hilarious string of comedy

@issakelly8071 6 лет назад

Does anyone else think Dermott Morgan was so handsome

@crystalheart9 6 лет назад

Oh yes!

@robbieburns3564 5 лет назад

I cannot get over those teeth. so... eek.

@Lin-chan495 5 лет назад

Yessssss

@Summerdontknowme 5 лет назад

He reminds me of Dave Allen the comedian. They look so much alike I thought that was who played Ted.

@pepe6666 5 лет назад

@@Summerdontknowme oh yeah fair call. it would make sense too dave allen was big on ripping religion to shreds

@jessefrawley5493 4 года назад

The body count on this sitcom is stunning

@banananotebook3331 2 года назад

And half of it comes from just Father Larry Duff!

@censusgary 4 года назад

“That’s the great thing about Catholicism: it’s so vague, nobody really knows what it’s all about.” I know a good many Catholics who would agree that that’s the great thing about it. However, at times it can be vague in unbelievable detail.

@richardboote2370 3 года назад

All religions are the same. They just want as much money and power as they can get. Long live the truth, atheism.

@bootdude7527 5 лет назад

My god they not only killed a bishop, turned one into an atheist, and ummm the other thing. They also got jack to say new words!

@brandonschubert7434 3 года назад

That last one is the real miracle.

@-jank-willson 2 года назад

FECK!

@claytonmurray537 2 года назад

That would be an ecumenical matter

@99mrpogi 2 года назад

Jack is so badass he doesn't hesitate to attack bishops, like when he punched bishop Brennan

@fifthape2119 4 года назад

I've watched this episode many times. And I'm going to watch it again!

@walterfristoe4643 Год назад

Damn, when Father Jack's hair caught on fire, and the other two just sitting there like it was a common occurrence caused me to lose it! 😆

@99mrpogi 5 лет назад

Makes me wonder how father Larry is able to survive several life threatening accidents while bishop Jordan ended up getting killed at the end of this episode

@gandalflotr2898 4 года назад

Jordan is Kenny

@BS-jr3dl 5 лет назад

Probably my favourite episode of the whole, fantastic, show!

@jeannettemoyen9278 4 года назад

that would be an eccumenical matter hahahahaha - mad as hatters!

@EdwardKelleySkopovski 7 лет назад

Father Jack is the best hahaha...drink!!!

@lolthestupid 7 лет назад

That would be an ecumenical matter.

@quelltech 6 лет назад

Yes!

@peacemakerwolf8972 6 лет назад

You bet yer feckin arse he is!

@blueshow4491 5 лет назад

Drink Feck Girls

@Dorelaxen 4 года назад

Arse biscuits!

@stephenmenadue268 6 лет назад

Well done DP. Thanks for fecking everything.

@jmckenzie962 3 года назад

"DOUGAL, WE ARE NOT WATCHING ALIENS!!!"

@elleryeggen9678 4 года назад

"It's a priest thing, you wouldn't understand". Where can I get a t-shirt like that?

@Dee010s 2 года назад

I love that line so much i had to send it to all my friends.

@TheHansoost 4 года назад

That's the bit I have trouble with.... Hilarious!!!!

@Gorboduc 3 года назад

Dougal's bath.

@Dee010s 2 года назад

Hes like a big Dennis the Menace.

@pamrush5078 5 лет назад

Mrs Doyle rules

@jen3800 4 года назад

Mrs. Doyle is hilarious!!

@Douglasious 5 лет назад

this is my favorite father ted episode

@josephkaba8405 Год назад

I love it 🤣🤣🤣🤣so funny

@Saucyakld 5 лет назад

Haven't laughed so much in years, Hahahahaha!

@Bongwater33 6 лет назад

Its so hard to tell people about Father Ted: Its this hilarious comedy about Irish Catholic Priests!Topped only by trying to explain Hogan's Heroes!

@patrickleaver7549 5 лет назад

I married into the Irish and have been there numerous times. Lovely people and country. I love this show.

@theyellowlightsaber3193 3 года назад

poetic final scene, 3 bishops visit and the conclusion is 1 leaves his faith in a combie van, one leaves in a hearse and the other leaves in an ambulance. Visiting Ted and co is dangerous

@tomjary9284 5 лет назад

Bishop ran away with hippies 😂😂😂🤣

@ellenr5898 3 года назад

Call him Eddie, not Bishop.

@mr.niceguy1812 2 года назад

"No, someone was LURED there."

@ZeXiOn26 3 года назад

"That would be an...ecumenical...YES!"

@ZeXiOn26 11 месяцев назад

"How much of a distance?" - "Couple of miles?"

@Satellite_Of_Love 3 года назад

"Here we are now, tea for everyone!" And Mrs. Doyle rounds the bishops, races through the exit and there she goes!

@andybusuttil818 4 года назад

Thanks so much for putting these up.

@JustinWawrzonek 4 года назад

That would be an ecumenical matter!

@blueshow4491 3 года назад

YES

@myhandlehasbeenmishandled 2 года назад

oh my God, Dougal has He-man bed sheets.

@jezebeljones659 2 года назад

Oh Lord...feckin brilliant!

@bluebyyou7504 Год назад

Wow I think this is the only one I hadn't seen. Amazing

@jonathaneffemey944 3 года назад

Thanks so much for posting!

@Dallas-Nyberg 2 года назад

The photo on the wall @11:55 is of John Wayne when he made the movie "The Quiet Man" in Ireland.

@pepe6666 5 лет назад

haha what an ending. its amazing how much goes on in that one parish house

@justinreyes5042 5 лет назад

pepe6666 get bent

@Aran-vc7rx 5 лет назад

The ghost story at the start. I heard a strange creaking noise from the far corner of the room. Was it a ghost? No.

@christopherheinig5590 3 года назад

The beginning with the ghost stories is priceless and there's laughter when lightning comes through the window and curtain, wondering if there is a figure there for a brief moment...opinions ?

@Dee010s 2 года назад

@@christopherheinig5590 Probably Mrs Doyle falling off the window sill again.

@shannonreynolds624 4 года назад

I wish they would have had more of Father Noel on it. But this is a hilarious series.

@walterfristoe4643 Год назад

Every time Father Ted calls someone on his phone I get ready for someone to get seriously hurt! 😱

@43painter 3 года назад

This is one of the best episodes that at least I have seen from Father Ted !! The late Christopher Hitchens must have lóved it !

@Dee010s 2 года назад

Yassss. We Atheists cant get enough lol.

@johnbeardshall2898 2 года назад

Wow I just realized that father jack is really Vivian from the young ones in his old age

@christopherheinig5590 3 года назад

Fantastic episode especially the beginning where they talk about ghost stories ! Great series wish there were more thank you for sharing !

@cityhawk 3 года назад

This is like a drunken version of The Miracle Worker and Pygmalion.

@jessiewilson814 5 месяцев назад

Just discovered Father Ted a month ago and I love it. Drink!

@kendavies945 2 года назад

Brilliant. Simply brilliant!!

@mavallor 4 года назад

July 19th is coming up. Why does that strike me as important?

@aboyborninjune 4 года назад

Ice Age ended.

@Dee010s 2 года назад

Todays the 16th. I must prepare!!

@panama-canada 4 года назад

21:30 - LOL

@carlostorrecillasmunoz4 3 года назад

Best episode ever

@MzuMzu-nx1em 4 года назад

Irony : nowadays father Ted maybe is a ghost, hunting father dougal

@craffte 4 года назад

Insert Fthr Dougal 's "Wooowww!"

@MzuMzu-nx1em 4 года назад

@@craffte father dougal reminds of my self in the 90s. You could ask " were you a priest? " " no I was really dumb " Sad but true

@auraberglund4231 3 года назад

It's a sinister episode with all the talk about heart attack when after filming for the last episode of the last season Morgan will die of a heart attack at the age of 45...

@99mrpogi 3 года назад

Actually (spoiler alert) the series has two one time characters dying of a heart attack.

@Aran-vc7rx 5 лет назад

That DRINK!

@kittisakchooklin874 Год назад

It flushes just like our house here in Bangkok. LOL

@p.v.b533 4 года назад

I want Dougal's t-shirt!

@MickAngelhere 9 месяцев назад

Classic, and it was great to see the Cliffs of Moher, take me back to County Clare once again

@GC-fj4lc 3 года назад

That bathroom is fantastic

@carolkewley7410 5 лет назад

"Bloody hell!" "Good news, Ted?"

@SUPER_WOLFMOON 4 года назад

Love Dougal Like in the episode where Fr. Ted gets off the phone after hearing he's getting the Golden Cleric award; he excitedly hangs ups the phone and turns to Dougal, "You aren't going to believe this!" Dougal: "You're getting married!" Fr.Ted: "No Dougal." 😔