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Dougal learns about friendship when he starts hanging out with a rebellious priest; Father Ted's picnic is interrupted; a whistle is stolen.
Beloved sitcom focused on three priests living on Craggy Island, a remote island off the west coast of Ireland. Father Ted Crilly is sent to the island as punishment for using charitable funds for a holiday in Las Vegas, but his true punishment comes in the form of Father Dougal Maguire and Jack Hackett, one a fresh-faced naive young priest, and the other a foul-mouthed, rage-filled alcoholic. Mrs Doyle is their nosy housekeeper, who makes plentiful pots of tea and never takes `no' for an answer. Despite their isolation, the priests get into their fair share of mildly sinful, entirely madcap adventures.
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@BlueMHart
@BlueMHart 3 года назад
It's so adorable when Dougal runs out to play football with Damien.
@leoniemedea2118
@leoniemedea2118 3 года назад
Find yourself someone who looks at you the way Dougal looks at Father Damo.
@NorthernWindNut
@NorthernWindNut 5 лет назад
Ted and Dougal gossiping about confession is hilarious
@taloob493
@taloob493 4 года назад
I still want to hear the result of that story
@gordondean2165
@gordondean2165 3 года назад
In all the episodes I cannot remember a single character being less than perfect in their performance. A superb show.
@ebdo7863
@ebdo7863 Год назад
Yea, how did none of them go farther:( (Norton aside)
@aadams1006
@aadams1006 3 года назад
Ardal O'Hanlon has the unique ability to look absolutely empty-minded. o _ o
@richardboote2370
@richardboote2370 3 года назад
It's not unique, most politicians do this with ease. There must be a reason for it
@jimisi7424
@jimisi7424 4 года назад
jesus, that picnic. thats how you do surreal comedy. never been bettered
@salmaalaoui7326
@salmaalaoui7326 2 года назад
My 16 yo watched the whole series during the lockdowns and absolutely loves it! Every time I call him down for tea, he shouts “I’ll be there in a minute” imitating Damo’s accent and I can’t even get mad at him 😂 this series will never get old
@tasosdiaforetico7377
@tasosdiaforetico7377 Год назад
That's phopping brilliant.
@AfridiZindabad
@AfridiZindabad 5 лет назад
The acting is so good I genuinely feel sorry for Ted when anything bad happens, especially when he had a disappointing and insulting experience at the picnic. That part made me feel really sad. The fact that he tries so hard to make things work and stays hopeful, is what makes him a v sympathetic character.
@slobodanreka1088
@slobodanreka1088 4 года назад
Thank you for not just quoting a line from the episode.
@danielwilliamson6180
@danielwilliamson6180 4 года назад
Amen!
@Dorelaxen
@Dorelaxen 4 года назад
DRINK!
@Dee010s
@Dee010s 3 года назад
I think he brings it on himself.
@Dee010s
@Dee010s 3 года назад
@@Dorelaxen feck
@JosephJamesScott
@JosephJamesScott 2 года назад
The thing I love most about this episode is Ted trying to come up with the mother of all stories to protect Dougal even though just saying he found the whistle in Dougal's pocket is the easiest choice. I mean you get the feeling that Ted is mostly a decent person throughout the series, especially in that second episode where he wishes God to do something about Father Stone and then immediately regrets it, but here is is jumping on a live grenade rather than telling everyone that Dougal somehow had the whistle.
@shaneupham705
@shaneupham705 5 лет назад
No matter how many times i watch father ted i still keep watching it over and over lol
@Seasquares
@Seasquares 3 года назад
Me too !
@jessie0050
@jessie0050 2 года назад
Me too it never gets old
@stevencoates3382
@stevencoates3382 4 года назад
No swearing No paddling No single women No tree climbing No loitering Lol 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😅😅😅
@Dee010s
@Dee010s 3 года назад
I worked on a tall ship and my Captain told me a humorous story about raising flags on the halyard. Nobody except sailors usually know what they say so this other boat once raised...Help wanted. Only naked ladies need apply!
@austinweaver5649
@austinweaver5649 2 года назад
There were no trees in the park lol
@maxpower1337
@maxpower1337 Год назад
❤️👍
@RByrne
@RByrne 3 года назад
The absolute pinnacle of comedy.
@jway9097
@jway9097 Год назад
Not really, but it is pretty good.
@margiewatson6081
@margiewatson6081 5 лет назад
Dougal is delightful :)
@garyf2636
@garyf2636 2 года назад
'Put your clothes back on Carol, I can't concentrate'...🤣
@yourpalcal1412
@yourpalcal1412 4 года назад
The actor that played Damo is amazing
@enthusedtosing9655
@enthusedtosing9655 3 года назад
Looks slightly like a young Craig Ferguson
@ashleywintle572
@ashleywintle572 Год назад
The picnic scene has me dying off laughter
@censusgary
@censusgary 4 года назад
“Ah, that’s nothing, I was just going mad there.”
@irishking1414
@irishking1414 6 лет назад
Ah thé famous"that money was only resting in my account"
@jamescressey5798
@jamescressey5798 6 лет назад
a good long rest
@83plg
@83plg 3 года назад
When i first began watching this show, i always thought there was an actual episode around the famous 'the money was just resting in my account' line
@davewanamaker3690
@davewanamaker3690 3 года назад
Ted should have been a politician. Money resting in his account would have been unnoticed.
@RByrne
@RByrne 3 года назад
Me and my old man watched this episode so many times we had to buy the tape twice because the first wore out. My favorite memory of him was repeating the lines of Damo and Doogle.
@justinreyez5561
@justinreyez5561 6 лет назад
dude that irate couple...Ted handled it like a G
@catherinefan32
@catherinefan32 2 года назад
They are definition of Karens
@thebreakfastmenu
@thebreakfastmenu 3 года назад
Fup Baxtard Grasshole Yeah those are getting added to my vocabulary
@timber8403
@timber8403 3 года назад
Would have loved to have seen more appearances by Fr Damo in this series.
@slowedandreverbed-vy2wk
@slowedandreverbed-vy2wk Год назад
weirdly enough, i actually spotted him in 'flight into terror'. he's in thr background :)
@legionsmith5041
@legionsmith5041 6 лет назад
Well Done!!! never tire of the lads from Craggy Island!
@irishking1414
@irishking1414 6 лет назад
Legion Smith *craggy
@legionsmith5041
@legionsmith5041 6 лет назад
lol ... ok so
@SeeminglyOdd
@SeeminglyOdd 6 лет назад
That's some hardcore gaming playing Street Fighter with Atari joystick controllers.
@nickstav08
@nickstav08 7 лет назад
thanks for the uploads!!! this makes monday less crappy!
@wzwick
@wzwick 7 лет назад
Father Ted is terribly funny
@krathoon2338
@krathoon2338 4 года назад
The locals are all so nutty.
@Dee010s
@Dee010s 3 года назад
I adore the couple at each others throats.
@georgemckenna7570
@georgemckenna7570 6 лет назад
"Hello Father, playing the old computer game there"
@Sitarya
@Sitarya 2 года назад
"Dougal, is there anything on your mind?"
@SabotPottery
@SabotPottery 3 года назад
Everything is right with the world thanks to Father Ted.
@countsmyth
@countsmyth 3 года назад
My sister met Father Damo, years ago working in the county council :-)
@a.tanner8524
@a.tanner8524 3 года назад
The policeman in the helicopter...go go go go go!
@its22dm1
@its22dm1 6 лет назад
classic! will never get tired of this show!
@LS-nn2xl
@LS-nn2xl 3 года назад
Consonant please, Carol 😂
@roddmatsui3554
@roddmatsui3554 Год назад
“No tea for you!” *“Good! I don’t want any stupid tea!!”*
@brettgesell4646
@brettgesell4646 4 года назад
Imagine if Fr Damian was a real Priest
@galelascala105
@galelascala105 Год назад
To this day my family does the "what time's tea? No tea for you!"
@jessie0050
@jessie0050 2 года назад
It will be like boyz in the hood 😂
@breakfastattiffanys741
@breakfastattiffanys741 4 года назад
I love love love love love when you find an episode that you didn't know existed! 😁😁😁😁
@RatelHBadger
@RatelHBadger 3 года назад
Jacobs Creek Chardonnay 1991!!! You can tell that just from the sound?
@cityhawk
@cityhawk Год назад
I wish I could do that with wine.
@snipehunter4771
@snipehunter4771 4 месяца назад
The moment Mrs. Doyle turns out the lights on herself
@southernsight2527
@southernsight2527 3 года назад
AHh... go on, go on... Just accept a big THANK YOU :)
@MrMagnusFogg
@MrMagnusFogg 5 лет назад
Father Damien should have had a bigger role in the series, and be on exorcisms...I wonder what a conversation between him, father Dougal and bishop Brennan would be like...
@marda0maranwe
@marda0maranwe Год назад
With bishop Brennan it will be extremely short. He will throttle him in 5 seconds. He will do great on exorcism though. Demon will leave his host and posses father Damien in a heart beat.
@jmalmsten
@jmalmsten 5 лет назад
12:13 wow... That escalated quickly... I mean it got out of hand ... really fast!
@jackson76724
@jackson76724 2 года назад
Genius - re-watchable like all the classics Fawlty Towers, Only Fools and Horses, Seinfeld, Dad's Army
@SuperCosmicMutantSquid
@SuperCosmicMutantSquid 4 месяца назад
Knowing they were playing Street Fighter in Father Ted is surreal.
@jonathaneffemey944
@jonathaneffemey944 3 года назад
Thanks so much for posting!
@gthbf1
@gthbf1 6 лет назад
I remember playing Streetfighter 2 haha
@1000sister
@1000sister 2 года назад
I cannot get over so many sandwiches!
@ystadcop6935
@ystadcop6935 7 лет назад
Just wonderful.
@degrelleholt6314
@degrelleholt6314 5 лет назад
That is some picnic area.
@zordakAU
@zordakAU 7 лет назад
Tremendous fun
@danielwilliamson6180
@danielwilliamson6180 3 года назад
Another great episode of Father Ted. Poor Ted can't catch a break.
@nhmooytis7058
@nhmooytis7058 4 года назад
I love this show!
@FIXTREME
@FIXTREME 3 года назад
Blind guess: Dougal and Damo are playing the Atari ST version of Street Fighter 2 Edit: It's the Amiga port of Super Street Fighter 2 So when Ted say "Playing the old computer game, there?" He is actually 100% right
@3leggedsharkkickssurferinballs
@3leggedsharkkickssurferinballs 4 года назад
Ya prayin' yeah?!!!
@maxwelledisonmajoringinmed848
18:47 i cant be the only one who realised how funny this is, right? Lol
@a.tanner8524
@a.tanner8524 4 года назад
Is father billy who gets shot by the soldier the same father billy “spin master” who is the DJ in the episode where ted raffles the car to raise money to repair the roof?
@wulfocrow5549
@wulfocrow5549 4 года назад
Nae, two different actors. Both one off characters.
@3leggedsharkkickssurferinballs
@3leggedsharkkickssurferinballs 4 года назад
I think Wulf is right...Looks a lot like him though! I asked myself the same Q when I first saw it.
@TerryClarkAccordioncrazy
@TerryClarkAccordioncrazy Год назад
John and Mary's best scene ever, where there's a serious threat to someone else....
@MrsSlocombesPuddyCat
@MrsSlocombesPuddyCat 4 года назад
😂 What better way to spend Easter in lockdown.......
@walterfristoe4643
@walterfristoe4643 Год назад
This series is great! You just never know what they're gonna do next! 😵‍💫
@momsaidicould
@momsaidicould 6 лет назад
Jacobs creek chardonnay 1981
@TheConstitutionalLibertarian
@TheConstitutionalLibertarian 6 лет назад
He said 1991 not 81 ya feckn idiot!!! LOL.
@indirac.4010
@indirac.4010 6 лет назад
This is the sweetest episode of all bc of the 2 young lad lol. All the other episodes were just older persons
@irishking1414
@irishking1414 6 лет назад
PrecXx B. Dougal is in every episode
@carolkewley7410
@carolkewley7410 5 лет назад
Nice soccer game in the end credits.
@sylvester-jb3lj
@sylvester-jb3lj 4 месяца назад
i want the supplement on whistles !!
@vix_in_japan
@vix_in_japan 3 года назад
That's a mighty fine Amiga 600 under the telly right there so....
@MrHalohunter24
@MrHalohunter24 2 года назад
19:00 😂😂😂
@Aran-vc7rx
@Aran-vc7rx 5 лет назад
The show is so funny
@daisyrushton1574
@daisyrushton1574 6 лет назад
Fupp off is a great insult
@carolkewley7410
@carolkewley7410 6 лет назад
-It's FECK off.-
@indirac.4010
@indirac.4010 6 лет назад
A great insult to who?
@daisyrushton1574
@daisyrushton1574 6 лет назад
just a great insult in general
@indirac.4010
@indirac.4010 6 лет назад
Thomas rushton: Oh, ok....
@irishking1414
@irishking1414 6 лет назад
thomas rushton definitely better than feck
@richardmoorejr.4396
@richardmoorejr.4396 4 года назад
Ted: "Oh, it'll be perfectly satisfactory. Just excuse me for a couple of minutes." Ted leaves the living room to come up with an explanation of why he has the stolen whistle. There's a long silence back in the living room. Dougal to Benson: "So, I hear your babysitter got pregnant."
@theromanbaron
@theromanbaron Год назад
Breaking the seal of the confessional results in excommunication
@millennialart4975
@millennialart4975 2 года назад
Crack cocaine now c'mon Ted! O | O
@mhrgall
@mhrgall 5 лет назад
Is that fuppin' Simon Pegg??
@a.tanner8524
@a.tanner8524 4 года назад
No it fupping well isn’t you gobshite!
@carlosmelo5211
@carlosmelo5211 3 года назад
It's Arthur Mattews, one of the authors of the show.
@brians3987
@brians3987 3 года назад
No one listens to Dana anymore! LOL 😂 I listened to her in the 1990s. Back then she had a show on EWTN and recorded a very good album called SAY YES! that was popular with the World Youth Day. I guess that was her last hurrah! I listened to DANA!!! 😁♥️🎶🎶
@liamcummings5341
@liamcummings5341 4 года назад
Ted: Spills tea on a confession Me: *sips tea while reading canon law about the seal of confession and how he would be excommunicated* xD
@betlamed
@betlamed 5 лет назад
No single women!
@elviramadigan5296
@elviramadigan5296 5 лет назад
oldfasioned ireland no sinle men either. people got married. people were crazy but not the jungle of today....
@Lavvysuperstar23
@Lavvysuperstar23 4 года назад
never trust someone who picks oasis over blur
@a.tanner8524
@a.tanner8524 3 года назад
Oasis are way better than Blur
@WaterShowsProd
@WaterShowsProd 3 года назад
These are wise words, indeed.
@jway9097
@jway9097 Год назад
Why not? They're both garbagw
@MarshallRedmon01
@MarshallRedmon01 3 года назад
3:17 I'm guessing that's the Royal Northern Ireland Army and not the Irish Republic Army
@humanoidwolf
@humanoidwolf 3 года назад
6:41 sounds like a trench whistle of ww1
@milesc.anthony2811
@milesc.anthony2811 4 года назад
Blur. Definitely Blur.
@3leggedsharkkickssurferinballs
@3leggedsharkkickssurferinballs 4 года назад
Absofeckinlutely! Oasis were wankers
@nickirmen6671
@nickirmen6671 3 года назад
Dougal has taste
@wolfthequarrelsome504
@wolfthequarrelsome504 11 месяцев назад
Priests are duty bound not to speak about the confession of a penitent.
@eshhumann2079
@eshhumann2079 3 года назад
Oh mah cheezus, I’ll I wantbeing to have all’um.
@andrewshouse9840
@andrewshouse9840 5 лет назад
What kind of controllers are those?
@frederikbuttenschn7562
@frederikbuttenschn7562 5 лет назад
Atari 2600 if i'm not mistaken
@nhmooytis7058
@nhmooytis7058 4 года назад
Noooo don’t call Larry....too late :(
@WakaWaka2468
@WakaWaka2468 7 лет назад
5:00
@robertsheehan5432
@robertsheehan5432 5 лет назад
Hey Liam, can you sign my Ronan Keating CD?
@cianpadraiglyons2884
@cianpadraiglyons2884 3 года назад
I hear you've the babysitter pregnant.
@jasontucher7011
@jasontucher7011 4 года назад
God this show pisses me off! To think I narrowly missed this fate makes me shiver. I keep watching this like its one of those fatal attraction documentary’s.
@SUPER_WOLFMOON
@SUPER_WOLFMOON 4 года назад
Okay, I'll bite... Did you almost become a priest? Or did you almost steal a crazy parks warden's whistle?
@nhmooytis7058
@nhmooytis7058 4 года назад
Historyguy 3000 almost ate a basket of egg sandwiches?
@SUPER_WOLFMOON
@SUPER_WOLFMOON 4 года назад
@@nhmooytis7058 Pheew, he really did dodge a bullet there!
@nhmooytis7058
@nhmooytis7058 4 года назад
Evan AB I actually like egg salad but people around me don’t care for the flatulence it causes me ;)
@jasontucher7011
@jasontucher7011 4 года назад
Evan AB I almost became a priest.
@SUPER_WOLFMOON
@SUPER_WOLFMOON 4 года назад
Mel Gibson's book?
@david-le-jardin-libere-terre
@david-le-jardin-libere-terre 3 года назад
chardonnay 1991
@cheremichael367
@cheremichael367 3 года назад
1981... 😂😂
@danielwhitehead6576
@danielwhitehead6576 2 года назад
playing sreetfighter2 on atari controllers?
@JurgenKrace
@JurgenKrace 3 года назад
18:16
@kkgenk7007
@kkgenk7007 3 года назад
which season series is the funniest?
@shannonmac7708
@shannonmac7708 4 года назад
Blur anyday
@a.tanner8524
@a.tanner8524 3 года назад
Mr benson sounds more Welsh than Irish?
@Melvorgazh
@Melvorgazh 4 года назад
Is trua nach raibh Gaeilge cainte anseo
@carlosmelo5211
@carlosmelo5211 3 года назад
Suppose so.
@jezebeljones659
@jezebeljones659 2 года назад
"NO Irish Speakers!"
@enthusedtosing9655
@enthusedtosing9655 3 года назад
These horrid couples Ted bumps into on his days out... yuck
@irenemcdougall3977
@irenemcdougall3977 6 лет назад
0
@cityhawk
@cityhawk 3 года назад
Does it mean that Dougal is gay?
@cheremichael367
@cheremichael367 3 года назад
Lol, Dougal is too innocent to be anything!! 😂🤣😂
@umangsharma9157
@umangsharma9157 4 года назад
Oasis>Blur
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