TF2: Taunt Kill Bullies 

Two medics vs. an entire team of people that have not played the game for more than 20 minutes.

I think star_ has some sort of supernatural powers. Whenever he goes near people, they just lose all mental ability

Anyone else notice the chat starting at 8:59? Stale: "sorry red meds...gonna have to stop" *Stale becomes pyro and starts to airblast Star and Tagg* *Foxxeh backstabs Stale* Foxxeh: "Nope." So perfect. :)

"We will be removing Uber because it is too confusing for new players" -Valve 2015

Just imagine that awkward silence at RED base that whole time.

I remember when this video first came out and a week later on every valve server people with friends would go medic and chain übers

Correct me if wrong but I counted the following from 4:16 to 10:44: Star kills: 19 Dominations: 7 Tagg kills: 15 Dominations: 4 *Not counting assists or finished off.

"This game is dumb" Meanwhile, on STAR's PC: WOOOOOAGH WOOOAGH WAAUGH WAAUGH WOOOOOOOOOOOOOGHH!

what's amazing is that your team was still getting its ass kicked despite the fact that you murdered the entire enemy team like, 4 times in a row.

its the uber update all over again

"Sorry red meds, gonna have to stop" *pyro gets backstabbed "nope" I lost it

How to summarize this video "I'm going to saw into your -WAAAAUUUGGHH"

glorious hitsound

Tagg+Star+Jerma love triangle fanfictions on the way

how to glow as ghostbuster guy?

This is the stupidest video I've seen all day, 10/10.

26 ubers popped in this video. I counted.

Welcome to team fortress 2, after 9999 years in development hell, this is a perfect example of how the game is perfect and balanced.

"i just got this game for fathers day" is still one of my favorite jokes

You know, it looks so dang easy. It seems like there's no way it could just look easy, and then when you try to do *anything* a RU-vidr does, you just can't do it. Instead, you get backstabbed by spies out of the blue.

You guys don't even know what you've started. EVEN THOUGH THIS ISNT NEW, you've attracted battle medics to every barnblitz server.

"How do you change character?" "You go to the main menu. >:D"

why it's always when a famous youtuber plays tf2 in a dumb way , they end up victorious because they play with idiots , but when i try it the opponents are always pro tf2 players with unusuals , australiums and lime paints and it's impossible to even get a single kill

Turtleman2002 is now old enough to drink

That heavy is the definition of f2p

Dat hitsound tho

So I noticed that a lot of the players in this video have similar loadouts, and since I was bored, I decided to see how many different players there were - particularly on BLU team. Here's my findings: -BLU team seems to have consisted of 12 players: Someone, turtleman2002, CFGU || Chainedflea, TOXIC, maceread, Star_Lord, armoredbeast1, Bragadocious, xnuckal$, Fred Fredburger, Mr. Dopealicious, and Stale™. -The largest faction by loadout was the Gibus group, with 5 players: CFGU || Chainedflea (as Soldier, then Heavy), TOXIC (as Pyro), maceread (as Pyro), armoredbeast1 (as Heavy), Fred Fredburger (as Medic). -The second-largest faction was the hatless group, with 4 players: turtleman2002 (as Heavy, then Soldier, then Sniper,), Star_Lord (as Demoman), Someone (as Medic), and xnuckal$ (as Medic, then Spy). -The smallest faction was the hatted group, consisting of Mr. Dopealicious (Furious Fukaamigasa Soldier*), Stale™ (The Person in the Iron Mask Pyro), and Bragadocious (Heavy with indeterminate headband cosmetic). -The biggest noob on the server was likely armoredbeast1, who was a Brass Beast Gibus Heavy that was killed several times and yet continued to engage Star_ and tagg. -The smartest idiot on the server was probably turtleman2002, who switched classes 3 times in an attempt to find a strategy that'd work on Star_ and tagg. He sadly failed in his attempts. -The dumbest pro on the server was apparently Bragadocious, who was killed repeatedly despite having the advantage of having a non-F2P accessory. Honorable mentions who didn't figure into these stats include knightmare, the RED Phlog Pyro that killed Star_ *and* tagg earlier in the video (twice, in fact), and Lakuzzo, the hatless RED Sniper with an unrivaled lack of situational awareness for the RED team, which got him/her critted by tagg. These players apparently left sometime between rounds and were replaced by the aforementioned cannon fodder that comprised most of the now-BLU team. Tallying all this together, the results are frightening: at the height of Star_'s and tagg's Uberchain rampage, the BLU team had 12 players, 10 of whom were essentially deadweight. Turtleman2002, CFGU || Chainedflea, TOXIC, maceread, Star_Lord, armoredbeast1, Bragadocious, Someone, xnuckal$, and Fred Fredburger all failed to stop Star_ and tagg, and indeed served only to feed them the Uber they needed to continue their path of destruction. The only player that stopped Star_ and tagg at all was Stale™, who was both the Huntsman Sniper that stunned Star_ with a tauntkill and the Iron Mask Pyro that actually knew how to airblast and later killed Star_ with a crit Fireaxe. This means that a whopping *91.66%* of Stale™'s team was not only LITERALLY entirely useless, 83.33% of them were actively helping the RED team. It's unclear where Mr. Dopealicious was at this time; presumably he was either hiding in spawn or he was one of the BLU team members that ran past Star_ and tagg, only to be killed or driven back by the rest of RED team. In conclusion, Stale™ is a god of TF2 that was able to singlehandedly lead his/her team out of a nigh-unbeatable spawncamp and all the way to the final point with no support whatsoever. Thank you all for coming to my symposium. *Despite having a Furious Fukaamisaga as a Soldier, Mr. Dopealicious was later seen as a Spy wearing the Alien Swarm Parasite, which makes his true status uncertain. Though he clearly isn't a F2P, there isn't sufficient data to suggest whether he's a lucky/spendthrift noob like Bragadocious or a true pro like our Lord and Savior Stale™.

"no one looks up in this game" most accurate statement ever

God dammit ster_, even though this has been out since the Übersaw came out, it's gonna get nerfed by Volvo now. Expect something like "Cannot charge über while being übered." I dunno.

i need that hitsound in my life oh god please where can i get it?

The Worlds Longest UberChain....

I hate that this is a viable strategy. Against idiots, at least.

I...just...this HAS to be staged. No way THIS many people on one server have been playing the game for 5 seconds and have no idea what ubers are. Sometimes it's so weird how the best _STAR moments aren't about how good he is, it's how other players are letting him get away with it.

That random spy was like... the ultimate third guy. Anyone else catch chat? Stale™: "sorry red meds... gonna have to stop." Stale™ begins airblasting, only to be backstabbed by Foxxeh. Foxxeh: "Nope." What a fuckin' guy.

this is truly fucking insane!!! 9 years later and people really are way better at this game i cant see this working even a little bit nowadays

I remember playing when this video came out and running into uber chainers nonstop.

Jesus Christ what is that hitsound it's horrifying

Jerma: "You're just some BYEAHdy I used to know..."

Im waiting for valve to watch this video and nerf the Ubersaw to only 15% uber increase per hit

How do I drop acid as german dentist?

LIST OF STAR'S LOVERS Ma3la Jerma Tagg MisterSexy Boo

Oh look under 301. Clearly worth annoying everyone and wasting people's time by posting a useless comment about it. What am I talking about?

New TF2 update, balanced the battle medics. - You cannot uber fellow medics -Ubersaw on hit only charges 5% of the uber -Removed barnblitz -VAC Banned STAR_ and tagg' +Added anti-battle medic gun. Place in action slot, unlimited ammo. 1 hit kills medics healing medics or medics which healed under 600/Use primary/melee too freqently.

This makes me want to play Medic. Lol.

So many F2Ps..

"u stupid medics lol"

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

RED team must've been REALLY bored while those two were slaughtering BLU...

Star+tagg=stag What have I done

Omg, Ster changed the description! It said "Jerma is dead to me." before.

4:02 "ubers dont last that long" Gotta love people confused by simple tactics.

I'm going to saw through your bAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Oh my god...... you guys have attracted battlemedics that uberchain to every server... what have you done...

"Shrek 2" is an anagram for "2sherk" which has 6 letters if "2" was a letter. Half of 6 is 3. Triangles have 3 sides. Illuminati.

"He's trying to find out what LIFE is!" I don't know why that line gets me so much.

have I ever told you the definition of insanity?

What in the blue hell is that hit sound...

Did Jerma and _star breakup their bromance?

I’m more impressed how Star and tagg managed to spawn camp them for a good amount of time AND their team is nowhere to be seen. The fact that Blu team managed to cap the cart is just mind boggling, like both team are entirely useless.

"I don't know how to play this game I got it for Father's Day" is to this day one of my favorite quotes in reference to TF2.

Why do people ALWAYS comment Darude-Sandstorm, it's just a song what's so special about it that makes it so EVERY SINGLE VIDEO ON RU-vid has it as a reply to someone WHY

Swears again star??? Reported to youtube for drug use

I thought I was watching another Jerma vid, it took me til halfway through to realize I hadn't heard him yet

Blu Pyro: Sorry Red meds, but it's time to stop. *Gets backstabbed* Red Spy: Nope >:3

Now that I think about it, this would be a really effective way to push in competitive.

Chain-ubbers still not dead... Wow.

Medic too OP, valve pls nerf.

I like sometimes coming back to these old videos. Better times.

**Jerma sobs in the distance**

I feel so bad for the Scout named Someone. How much must it suck to spawn, run right outside directly into a saw in your face and instantly die? Like I think that would get almost anyone.

Lol, this is still hilarious after 6 years. How on earth did they find so many noobs together

“I just got this game for Father’s Day”

God i love when star uploads a gimmick video, it means i get to airblast 50 million people trying to imitate this for the next week! :D

The description tears my heart apart. I was hoping you two were going to get married.

wait i just realized that guy was named starlord like a few months before guardians of the galaxy even released

when two medics single handedly kill the entire enemy team multiple times

did I mı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ake you wipe your screen?

That hit sound...

"u stupid medics lol" 3:03

I just hope turtleman2002 wasn't born in 2002

I wonder if their is a Hale's own Wrap Assassin?

STAR_ VS LAZYPURPLE TROLLDIER BATTLE. Make it happen.

Take a shot for every gibus killed in this video.

3:02 "u stupid medics lol•

M-M-Mr. Ster Do y-you think you could get us a wallpaper-sized version of that thumbnail? :3

Where's jerma, I think they broke up

oh so *this* is where that "urrr" hit sound is from

What the actual hell is that hit sound?

I don't have enough hands nor faces to even express a tenth of the amount of facepalming this deserves.

Is this the hit sound where jerma says "WOOOOW"

You could not do this in modern day tf2.

I love how that Stale guy acts like he’s the smartest one of them all, but cannot think about that they could just ignore medics and rather pay attention to payloads.

How bad are the people they play against? Do any of them understand how to airblast? Only one guy knew how to airblast in this video and he was the only guy who was able to kill them.

Can we please go back to this era of tf2

If you type quit smoking in the console, it says, "great choice!" My favorite Easter egg.

this is one of the best videos on the internet, straight up

This glitch is hilarious EDIT: This exploit is hilarious EDIT2: This is hilarious.

Jermany beat STARgentina 1-0 2014 World Cup Brazil! :D

That hitsound fits what you're doing perfectly.

i dont think star is good at tf2 i think hes just lucky