that new Home Alone movie is worse than you could possibly imagine... 

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Ime fan!!!

Ily

I may or may not check it out.

Indeed, apart from the inevitable allure of money, naturally!

There was no need for anything after 2

of course there is, the executives need to fatten up their wallets 🤑

Yup

@@darth-severus facts

Home alone is called 'mom i missed the plane' in French 😅 the way you get spoiled before even having a chance to watch the movie 😂

Lmaooo

Alien zoo house lol sorry

Speaking of Germany the actor who plays max also plays Yorkie in jojo rabbit

@@lunastoonas7101 I thought I recognized him

Yeah, also Harry and Marv were idiots who kept going back into the stinking boobey trapped house. I think the audience was yelling at them the whole time to just give it up and go home. They were also vengeful. Harry wanted to torture Kevin for all the pain he caused him, for a house he had no right to break into. In the second one they were also vengeful. They kidnapped Kevin and were going to throw him on ice to drown.

Thank you for saving me from this trash videos explanation.

@@Royed I love that you clearly hate the channel since you're calling it trash while supposedly not having watched it, yet you still clicked on it and went to the comments. Maybe the word "trash" should be reserved for how you reference your use of free time.

My Favorite Scene Is Kevin Asking Trump Direction.

The third is still good!

1 & 2 were on top of a mountain. 3 fell off the mountain onto a cliff. After that the franchise fell off the cliff and into Hell.

@@abdurehmanmalik8974 perfectly said man

@@ApocalypseMaxx Your taste on movies horrifies me 😔

tf you mean touch? they will never breath near the OG home alone

we had Home alone 1 and 2

Don’t you mean Macaulay Macaulay Culkin Culkin?

At least we got Kieran Culkin and Succession

amen

The most unrealistic thing about this movie is that they were able to stretch that $200,000 so far.

Right why do they need a sympathetic back story. And why did they make the kid unlikeable. Who ever wrote this clearly hates this franchise

the actual biggest sin is the fact this movie exists

@@AirQuotesI think it's a result of people lately making semi-serious jokes about how Kevin is the devil who tortures criminals for his own satisfaction instead of calling the police if he's so concerned about his house and his own safety. So the movie flips who is truly insane here, maybe. And also I read somewhere that this movie might be criticizing Castle Doctrine and rich people mentality. But I think they give too much credit to this movie.

@@miss_conduct. Kevin already was kind of insane. He got bullied by everyone tho.

for real, next I bet they’ll remake Harry Potter as if it wasn’t one of the most popular franchises

@@flowersforyouu Nah, that one is getting a sequel.

What about gen alpha they probably have not seen it

@@rift8661 we’ll show it to them. No more of this half thrown together new crap

@@rift8661 do you really think millenial/gen Z parents will CHOOSE to play this instead of the original?

Precisely, they're just trying to milk more money out of it!

Home Alone 2?

@@junglezone7323 It’s good but the original is better

My girlfriend prefers the sequel

Honestly I enjoyed the 3 way more then I thought… it’s just a nice little thing for kid nerds!

Loll same

I would watch that

Tbh that would be hilarious

That's not fair, this _could_ work

You know this will happen

Home Alone 8: The kid bombs Cuba

Maybe that's why he sucks at his job, and is not like the wife is smarter than a potato

@@TheLakabanzaichrg right? Miss girl doesn't even know "smart" words💀

They're stupid people with a big, fancy house....

Yeah instead of going to the house and saying kid can I have my doll back he decides to commit a crime by breaking into our house which if he got caught and trialled I don’t think the judge would believe him oh yeah so I had an open house and this kid came and stole my doll so I broke into his house

The old home alone movies made sense! Not this one

Funny thing is she is from the office and Jim and Pam were one of the characters i wonder if it was a joke lol

@@jasmine-------------1235 wtf

To this day I’m still laughing at the line and trying to figure out who in their right mind actually says that. Wtf is shark strength 🤣?

@@reannagordon LOL same

Most of the crap fed to kids today are just shit, the bad acting isn’t even the main problem XD

Bruh have you actually seen good kids movies

Right🤣 I was like “wha-“ ?

That sentence was said the first time in the history of English in that movie

🤣🤣

That movie was so cringe😂

Aisling Bea, the Irish actor has LOTS of actions and she didn't mind. The people that complained about it were on Twitter.

@@MrOliverK OK that she didn't mind but she is so funny and so talented that she deserved to be in a movie that was better than this one.

@@robertawalsh2995 tbh nobody deserves to be casted in this movie. At least it wasn't a fanmovie made by some 12 year old on Plotagon and GoAnimate.

Damn kids! Get off my lawn!

Love the idea!

OMG, yes!

Nah he doesn't need the money so shouldn't debase himself.

preferably on a halloween night

13:52-11:28 can somebody tell me the name of the damn song PLEASE Name of the damn song

that is true

@@MalikProductionsMax 13:52-11:28 can somebody tell me the name of the damn song PLEASE Name of the damn song

It's worse than that. They made him annoying.

@@supremechadmaster2344 it's from Kirby! It's titled Green Greens Theme on Spotify

And the animations, those are good too.

I wish they learned.

every comment section. EVERY COMMENT SECTION

Indeed, they only care about making money out of a thirty year old movie franchise!

Take my money

@@syastar not every, he’s only on mainstream RU-vidrs channels. I rarely see his comments

Not even sure why they thought not Kevin stole it anyway. He kept on looking at the dude like he was a creepy weirdo for having dolls in the first place.

Honestly I think that was intentional, it's too good not to be

My dad said the same thing when we were watching it lol

@@nightwatch3889 duh

Just like that one transformer’s movie that had that old guy mention that too

I thought the same exact thing when that line came up smh lol

They need to not touch cheaper by the dozen, that's a classic.

Disney needs to get lost, they better not ruin cheaper by the dozen, they made their own movies stupid don't touch 20th century fox studio classics!! I swear they need to open their eyes no one wants this! And the movies there remaking are still watched today, they need to stop

Fun fact: Cheaper by the dozen and Father of the Bride are already remakes of remakes. Disney is being redundant at this point.

Everyone knows they have been since they started making these remakes

The sad thing is Disney fans will defend every little turd they squeeze out.

Kevin's dad died

EXACTLY I bet an average fan could make a better one then these new ones

The 3rd Home Alone movie is actually kinda good... unpopular opinion?? 😅😅😅

@@16taysia well if that's your opinion I respect that :) every new one just gets worse and worse

@@tails_the_god thanks for respecting my opinion, that's very nice of you

@@16taysia :) yeah your very welcome

killed alex too aparently 🤣

It was literally made as a joke on saturday night live.

They then proceed to find a way to make it a reality. It was intentionaly bad XDXD

@@smirkyshadow4152 i feel like this is a pretty big investment for a petty joke

@@El-de6nj It was, they literally went to the creator and asked can we make an intentionally bad home alone reboot, the creator responded how so, they said by making the robbers the good guys and the kid the bad guy, the creator said something along the lines of you know what go ahead.

@@smirkyshadow4152 ...well damn

For real

yeah og kevin actually had some problems with his family but this one is just mad because his mom and dad are planning a hectic trip in the middle of a pandemic and are busy

yup.

A bri’ish walking spoiled marshmallow

@@thebrightdiamondtp7871 I wanted to say that there's nothing wrong being British, but then I remembered that I was British and got depressed.

Hey did autocorrect get you? "How phones in the movie is." ? Did you mean phony?

@@Zeclag Probably meant "Phoned in", as in the actors put the least amount of effort into their performances since they were getting the paycheck either way.

@@wakkaseta8351 ah yes that also makes sense. Thank you

Home alone. But the wish app.

That's because it is a cheap knockoff

It is what it is. They really dont know how else to capitalize on nostalgia anymore

@Juragan Mudawhy

For sure! What do you think bout the second though??? I loved the first and second

Agree’d

This movie is a big insult to the original Home Alone you can’t even compare the two. There is no way on this earth that anybody can actually like this movie

The second was better and everyone knows it even if they won’t admit it

Yeah no one can surpass McCauley Culkin

Why were you watching it at all? Why do people encourage studios to make these horrible movies then complain about them?

@@radhiadeedou8286 Cuz I like home alone and not every remake is awful. The remake of Jungle book was amazing.

I tried. I tried to give it a chance. But the last 3/4 of it was just me waiting for it to end

It seems to be a movie troupe these days to make the bad guys sympathetic and most of the time it doesn't work.

Having it happen to “nice” people was even funnier and

I used to watch Home Alone 3 all the time as a kid and when I found out that the sister was Scarlett Johansson. I freaked the hell out

I used to like that movie!

Yeah home alone 3 doesnt deserve the bad rep it gets. It has a different kid and almost a different plot and also a wholesome storyline with the old neighbour lady. I loved it as a kid, along with the originals.

@@coolhellu I liked how the old lady said “I was there when Hoover was president” lol. The reason fans gave it bad rep was because home alone 1 and 2 set their expectations really high.

I’m glad, I’m not the only one who enjoyed home alone 3!

You mean Buzz tells the department?

That's pretty nice. One of the few bright spots in this flick I guess....

That's kinda the highlight of the movie.

Only makes you wish they made a film about Kevin as an adult instead. Maybe make him the villain too like some people wanted a John Wick style movie with him saving his kids or something lol

This was honestly the best part of the movie for me, the Easter eggs to the original. I can’t decide if the worst part was making the “home invaders” the main characters and good people who were being stupid, or the fact that the nephew was shown being a klepto half way in, so we knew that he had the doll, not Max, making the whole second half of the film even more ridiculous because if they hadn’t jumped to conclusions and just told their family what they were looking for, nothing would have even happened with Max!

Yeah, plus she's on the phone so that she can be in the same plane as her kids. It's not like she's ignoring him to gossip with her friends or some bs that would be understandably frustrating

I mean you would do the same if you entire family fucking ignores you it just alone

Ya and I’m the og home alone movies we understand Kevin wants attention and is being treated badly mostly cause the parients have so many people to take care of but in this case max treats his family horrible

@@Colelover117 so this max kid is a absolute dipshit and is a number one a-hole? Because in the first two movies, Kevin is completely opposite to this kid,(except that he is a brat too) But still feels kinda lonely, but from what I saw in this movie's clips, this kid is the worst child ever. And no hate to the child actor though.

@@ntb3210 Nah I haven't

And it seems that some of his family is still annoyed at him

I can't believe Buzz is a fucking cop

yea i saw that too, he really had a career after the first movie

Good for him 👏

His “talents” of being jigsaw

Yeah I found him quite sympathetic. He’s left out of the family movie time, he’s been called incompetent by most of his family, and his favourite pizza is taken. His actions with his family are reactionary. Max is just rude from the start and you don’t have sympathy for him

He is in the wrong at first, but sympathetic.

@@KeybladeMasterAndy Hes a child. Children say hateful things all the time when they dont get their way

Kevin is both spoiled and helpless at the start of the film, neither of which is his fault. He's sympathetic but also has a lot of growing to do, which is delivered by the end of the film.

agreed but this kid just sucked.

Im spitting hairs, but This is more of a family movie

Facts

how to train your dragon or spirit are great examples of great kids movies

applies to horror movies because half of them throw jump scares and use that as an excuse to not have a proper plot

Bad kids movies are bad to adults but still good to kids

Eh... It's kinda cringe that bit...

Nah its cringe

To be fair, he already was in Jojo Rabbit, and he was super memorable in that movie. I'm sure he'll get plenty more oportunities.

He was really good in Jojo Rabbit, so there's a chance he will get call backs anyway

probably no one will remember this movie in years, he will be okay

This was a sucky movie to appear in, but he was also in movies like Jojo rabbit, and did fine there, so this isn’t his only acting credit. Course it’s debatable any kid would willingly want to join so many acting projects if their parents didn’t always call the shots

I think people forget that a lot of directors understand that the quality of movies and TV shows is not always consistent with the quality of the actors. You can tell that this movie sucks because of the writing and not because of the actors, they’re just doing their job.

A lot say that Kevin is a brat and they’re pretty right but he’s 8 or so. So, cut him some slack. And while Buzz was a doof in the beginning of both HA movies he did have a good ending to both movies.

Don't forget that when Fuller has Pepsi, he always wets the bed.

Yep. That was the 90s. Kids were taken care of but the social aspect of their lives was left to them. We still had to go to school if we were ruthlessly bullied and had to either learn to deal with it or stand up for ourselves. And while that was an absolute nightmare I can say it did make us stronger and built character. Sadly the issue with bullies now is there is no escape from them thanks to cell phones, cameras and social media. Ugh. I'm so happy I was born in 87 and got to experience a childhood that was not overran with technology but also enjoyed the golden age of the internet with AOL, MySpace and early RU-vid. I just wish we could get to a point where kids can be kids again. Where they can go outside qnd explore without people freaking out about them roaming around like a pack of wolves. And trick or treating actually begins when it's dark out and existed only in neighborhoods and not parking lots/malls. Le sigh. It's why I wanna move out to the country anymore. That way I can.let my son go play outside and not have to worry he was hit by a car or that I will have the police visiting because he is in the fenced in backyard by himself. Same wirh parents. They need time to be themselves and away from their kids. Now you are supposed to be amazing at work and also a paranoid helicopter parent that should be giving their child non-stop attention while also being a playmate to them. It's insane.

@@dorianalexander2730 Mucho texto

@@dorianalexander2730 hey person born here in 91, married to a person born in 90. If your parent wasn't a helicopter parent, that's because they were naive and never went through any real stuff. My parents were super old school parents, we had to do chores, couldn't hang out with people unless they met their parents, and the only way we got to play outside is if all the neighbors were hanging outside too. We were not actually raised by religious people, but we did ended up living next to our parents family friends. And as far as kids being kids again. There are tons of stories everywhere about how kids got murdered, tortured, overworked (before they were basic labor laws preventing that), and just went missing/we're never seen again a hundred years back. We just have Amber alert systems and everything now to be a constant reminder of the fact that if you're having kids then you're selfish or naive. Because this is not and never has been a world for children. If you're a kid you have no rights, you make no decisions for yourself, you have no experience-(which everyone either uses to manipulate or belittle you), you have no freedom, you get what you get as far as quality of parents/family/school systems/living situations/religions, everybody wants to either put you down to make themselves feel better -OR to do some horrible illegal stuff to you, because the trauma will shut off the language center in your developing brain, and they will most likely get away with horrible things that will negatively affect the rest of your life. People wonder why kids bully other kids, it's because those kids who get bullied and those kids who become bullies / none of them have it easy. Parents don't know how to freaking deal with it either, it's a mess that they made because they were made to be messes too. Being a kid sucks, being a kid is overrated, being adult is so much better. And if you say otherwise, then it's most likely that you were either extremely privileged or extremely forgetful. There is no such thing as a kid being getting to be a kid. Unless they're dead so they don't know what real living feels like. Real living is getting to make your own decisions. Really living means surviving long enough to be an adult. Though if you're really messed up as a kid, and if you're really not born in the right conditions.... Then you're definitely handicapped as an adult. So yeah, next time you hear an Amber alert I hope you think of this, and your lack of knowledge in history for people, balming everything on "now a days" because of some privilege you have. Or it's worse, you're not privileged, you just lack critical thinking, and because you heard ignorance enough, been to enough adults pity parties, you think now it's worse than when you were a kid.

Which is a shame because the kid actually has acting chops, playing the mc in Jojo Rabbit. But an actor's usually only as good as their script & direction

@@tarotsushima3332 yeah true. Kid was great in Jojo Rabbit

@@thefirely1439 dude thats cruel to the kid, he shouldnt be compared to james corden

@@MagnusTNT yeah that was kinda the point. Like i said he was pretty good in Jojo rabbit but was very very meh.

The Wet Bandits made B&E fun

Bro you don’t feel sympathy or the kid cause he’s spoiled

Nilered is in the airport scene

Que porra é essa

I respect your opinion.

except for the ACTUAL BUGLUARS

mhm

This kid's pretty cute and iconic too, just not in this film. I reccomend JoJo Rabbit, he's given a lot more to work with script-wise.

@@fatcat1414 he's the most wholesome part of jojo rabbit

@@fatcat1414 I THOUGHT he looked familiar

Well said

same thin i was wondering

Me too, the couple are the true heroes, and the bratty kid the Villain!

OH NOOOOOO!!! Most people agree that my vids are the worst on RU-vid. I agree to disagree. Please agree to disagree with the haters, dear pu4

You know? I never cared about any home alone movie but this movie reminded me of something that is kind of like the Tom and Jerry formula, basically, there's a character that is trying to somehow get/catch/thwart another character, but as they try to do so they end up getting hurt in many comical ways. The point is, the key factor anyone who's attempting to create this kind of formula should always have present as their main priority when writing the sequence is that YOU DON'T HAVE TO MAKE THE AUDIENCE CARE OR ROOT FOR THE ONE GETTING HURT, on the contrary, YOU MUST WANT TO HAVE THE AUDIENCE HOPE FOR THAT PERSON'S FAILURE. Tho most common plot is that the character getting hurt is usually trying to eat the other character, like Tom and Jerry, Road Runner and Sylvester. So yeah, the people who made these movies aren't good writers

Thats actually good!

Alone at Home

@@mrpedrobraga 😳

Instead of it being the POV of the kids breaking into an abandoned house like in horror movies, it can be from the POV of a squatter. They're trying to hide, afraid that these kids might hurt them or call the cops but the kids are determined to find them so they must protect themselves. A mix of Home Alone & Don't Breath lol.

Hell yea

I searched for this comment just to say…. Same 😂

@@queenpotathoe2154 Yeah, same.

SAME😂😂😂😂

The original movie was already...dicey...(Home Alone 3, though definitely not the "best" of them, is definitely the most "morally solid"), so why did they try to make them sympathetic...? Honestly? Mis-positioned cast members. Ellie Kemper and Rob Delaney as morally irredeemable heels was NEVER going to work. Swap Aisling Bea and Tim Simons (how is "The Guy Who Played Jonah Ryan" in a Home Alone movie and NOT one of the villains?) (now the thieves) with Rob Delaney and Ellie Kemper (now the successful married couple that the thieves resent) and you're MOST of the way there to fixing the movie.

Off topic, but I love your pfp

@@bellablondon6172 Omg, thanks! Lumity stan too? :)

Right! Like they always wanna have an excuse for bad and evil behavior. Makes me think that they’re doing this for themselves. That they wanna have sympathy for theme selves idk

Cruella was good tho

Lol I get your point but are you saying Kevin from hom alone was a villain?

Lol haven't seen the movie but wtf happened?

Joker was a masterpiece imo

Aisling Bea (the mother) is Irish anyway. This whole movie makes no sense.

In the original some of the kids spoke French and no English. I thought that was weird, even if their did live in France, they were staying with American relatives who never spoke French in the film.

@@teresasevy1563 If I'm not mistaken they didn't speak French fluently, they studied a little because Paris is where they were going for Christmas.

Some of the other kids did. American dad, British mum, lived in UK from wedding until fairly recently so all kids grew up there, and I’m thinking too much about a Disney+ movie.

Gotta be uber inclusive

Not to mention that Kevin not wanting to be around his family actually makes sense.

Exactly!

@@yikesgina but in this movie its just: "Hey mom!" "Max I'm on the phone" "Me hate family now" The Kevin and his family did have some conflict, concerning that they hate him and he being a little brat ( it's fine because he's 8), but he did regret his decision to wish everyone away, showing that he still loves his family (even if they are jerks). BUT in this movie..... nothing

@@nathanjereb9944 perfect

He did say “I can’t wait to go home and share one toilet with 9 blooming cousins”. I’m not sure if that castle somehow only has 1 bathroom or if for some reason he and 9 cousins all have to share the same one. Maybe he meant they’d all be sharing one in Tokyo. But It’d be a pretty undesirable bathroom situation either way.

I think something was wrong with kid me a part of me always wanted harry and marv (no idea if i spelled that right ) to win

Yeah Kevin's probably a phycho

People don't have to be charismatic to be likeable. The other parts of him that you mentioned are weird though

@@ankaplanka I just mentioned Kevin’s charisma so I could point out how different (in a bad way) Max is.

I feel so bad for them... the guy seems like he would be fun to hang out with 😎😫

That just infuriates me more, because that means they're either self-aware but doing a cash grab anyway, or they're not aware enough and they're just trying to use a meme

It's infuriating if you think about it, they're like "if we're self aware then it's ok that we made this turd"

Oh self aware about how remakes should stop being made in a remake/reboot how original. I certainly didn't see that kind of joke before....

Every second of the movie after that line was me waiting for the agonizing pain to end.

Yeah this movie was dumb…

okay THAT was pretty good

oh yeah and it can also effect eyes and other things like that

I learnt that in high school lol

Yes, Kevin was a bit of a brat, but also not being completely understood. It was a very normal family dynamic.

And Kevin is annoying to the CHARACTERS in the movie NOT the audience that's how you make a proper annoying kid character while Max 🙄 is annoying to the characters and the audience and is not well written with his family at all we barley see them together and how they function and love each other and fight unlike the original home alone

@@Chosen_Cartoons Agreed- besides, horrible kids done right are HILARIOUS in movies which is exactly what Home Alone 1 got right lol. He's so expressive and funny and creative and horrible which is extremely entertaining to watch. "We have this tiny human look at him go". It's great. Much better than kids being good in movies and doing it poorly (I'm looking at you Charlie and the Chocolate factory newer version). Kevin was fun for us to watch when we were kids because "wow that's so cool" and he's hilarious when we watch it as adults because he's absurd.

Kevin is the way he was because other people in his family did things to him and his parents didn't care. Buzz ate his Pizza just to be a jerk and they got on to Kevin when he got pissed instead of getting on to Buzz for eating Kevins Pizza. Just like in Part 2 when Buzz messed with Kevin when they were singing and Kevin fought back but Kevin got in trouble instead of Buzz who was messing with Kevin yet again

I mean, he was 10 too. Like 10 year old kids are brats sometimes, so his reactions weren’t even that crazy

I'd say Kevin is more territorial. After all, he's an eight-year-old kid defending himself from two dangerous criminals. You're right about Max though. That church scene where he thinks himself a child in need. I could punch him.

Or just don’t make pinching bags because, whether it’s justified or not, it’s never really funny.

@@danielhart7435 Home Alone, and certain scenes in Shrek

@@bayardkyyako7427 Well than “relatable” characters in the right should also be punching bags

@@danielhart7435 You can do it its certainly not impossible

Completely in the right? You talking about the robbers…??? Who broke into a house????

I appreciate they changed the plot up a bit, all the other home alones were the same. It had some funny moments and when they said “remakes are never as good as the classics” lol

@@gemil9933 they changed the home invasion plot but almost every scene was taking from 1 or 2 but just with different lines and maybe different placement. Him trying to get his mom's attention was similar to the original.