That one dumb Pinocchio meme 

Yassification is my new favourite word

You genius

I'M FYI G

THIS ONE WINS HOLY SHIT 💀💀💀

Soon every fictional character will be yassified

WORLDUSSY

@@langaslvrr no

@@langaslvrr L E AVE 🥲🥲

SPECTATE WORLD EXIT TO MENU

i wheezed at this

Oh no 💀

Ayo

Ughh Daddy, when can I leave on my oawwwwuhnnnn, I’ve got the whole worldussy to seeeee and lies to tell, making my… nose, grow bigger and bigger

He didn't in the movie

Well... ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-2HvQe6I5ZjU.htmlsi=xXNz_q9YQAAvr0wc

He wants to know where she got her hair dyed.

The girl is going to be his super best friend

He does, he just want her to be his best friend😌

He wants her to spill dat tea💅💅💅👀

@@iknowthatyouregayfireflies9992 😭

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Db3DzP7IzDM.html

And it was? This was the only thing interesting to me

If it works, it works.

@@qty1315 yeah it sure got our attention 💀

I think it’s because everyone’s skin color is on a grayscale So no one is popping out they’re just bland

How? 😂

I didn't see this film, but I will say that Guillermo del Toro's film was better than Disney's live action remake. I was really disappointed with that film.

​@@kilotron702Pinocchio live-action from Disney

@@ryanstauffer119but as we all know this one was the best ^^

@@killerkitten7534 I only watched Nostalgia Critic's review on this film. Based on what I've seen, I'm not going to watch this movie.

I've got the whole world to see ✨👑

-video cuts-

@@toastersimp5298 I've got the whole WORLDUSSY 💅💅💅

@@klrbbt1503 world sussy 🤥🤥

@@klrbbt1503 NOOO

Excuse me, WHAT?!

This movie is getting weirder and weirder..

@@peppermintscorpion2766 Yep, Tom Kenny is here apparently.

And Napoleon Dynamite XD

And Danny Devito With his Devito Meter

Русские мультфильмы быстро забываются

Because it is not funny anymore if you keep rewatching the same meme movie for 2 years.

IKR

Me? I never forgot

Not me. I just thought it’s one of those it’s bad it’s good memes

It’s a trope in fiction but that’s really how it be irl. Having strict parents made extremely simple firsts, like going to the store by yourself, seem like grand adventures

@@thebatman. Hehe, certainly. I remember when I made my first few trips to the store to buy some normal items on my own. It certainly felt very awe inspiring

@@thebatman. I feel this in my soul. Seriously.

I wonder how old y'all were going to the store. I've got strict parents myself, never left the house

That's how it be. I went into a store by myself for the first time at 14, it was mostly just nerve-wracking to me. I still have the whole world to see.

LMAO WHAT-

@@HelloKitty-wm7gr ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Z4ArXSwALDU.html 1:40

MATERIAL GWUL

new material gwerl just dropped...?

apple wood

Something tells me the world is gonna beg pinokyo to keep lying so that he properly fills the worldussy

Underrated

Great answer your hired

bruuuuuu

I couldn’t stop laughing because it sounds like if Tommy Wiseau had a gay younger sibling. XD also who is the character in your profile pic?

@@BirdboysUmbrella oh my god i can hear that now wtf its angel devil from chainsawman, but i gotta warn you theres blood and gore and stuff in the manga

@@kittyluvr Yeah it's no issue, I'm not super sensitive to that stuff anymore haha. Thanks for info and warning, though!

this video made me laugh during my online classes. i'm just hoping my teacher didn't notice me laughing

"2 minutes straight" not too much StRAighT.. 💀💀

Me neither

"dussy" oh

Can you elaborate please? English isn't my first language thanks (I'm guessing it has something to do with being gay?)

@@MollyHJohns No, it's worldussy which is world + pussy. It's a thing now where people attach ussy to the end of words to make it the pussy of that word. Like cookussy is the pussy of a cookie (cookie run twitter reference)

@@yes-si9xi yeah, and it originates from the word "bussy" which stands for "boy pussy" which in turn refers to shapely male butt

That's just legit how Pauly Shore talks 😭😂

I would like to thank you for somehow making this clip even funnier. Your comment sent me into hysterics 💀 💜

@@mirrorocean You're welcome :D

*_WORLDUSSY_*

not the worldussy

Worldussy

Don’t worry, she’s just an actor

​@@christianaguiare544 she??

@@Poggys872 yes,𝗦𝗵𝗲

She just a cover up for that battyboy

What’s even funnier is he doesn’t even think he’s romantically interested until the horse is like “Of CoUrSe YoU aRe!!” and then Pinocchio is like “Okay if you say so I guess I’m in love with her😕”

@karaqakkzl It is

@@ryanstauffer119isn’t it foreign tho?

Definitely way more entertaining

​@@killerkitten7534 yup

100%

xd

Just pretend she's a drag performer. It makes sense now.

@@Nightman221k YOU DIDN’T 😂😂

The movie is preproduced I think, they're just dubbing it I believe?

@@teira1336 strange enough gay supporters still complain about Pinocchio not being gay even though the movie was already made.

cause he sounds fruity asf

shut up I'm SparrowIZ

@@SparrowIZ who?

@@SparrowIZ cares?

@@tall_m1dget nah bro this scene is more fruity and dark 💀💀💀💀 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Db3DzP7IzDM.html

💀

I mean It was lost to time 💀

What do you Mean this is a yassificated masterpiece.but it was lost to time

the sonification of pinnochio...

that would be amazing

@@baal6776 yep

They already like the memes they are full embracing it

please no I think this is hilarious

pinocchio: breath of the world to see

@@buggoproductionstv7244 noooo this is too funny💀💀

Fuuuuuuuck dnsbsbsvzvvzzczczzjzjkzjx

@@buggoproductionstv7244 that's honestly great-

pinocchio stuck in the great plateau be like

YESS IM SO GLAD SOMEONE NOTICED THAT 💀

So basically it looks like dream mask song animation

Ikrrr

This looks like a Caleb and Sophia episode

Nah this is like Doogal era level of animation if you’re familiar with that movie

They could’ve atleast gave him joints to look like he’s made of wood

Same! And he's way too flexable to be made out of wood

He looks more human than the actual humans

he's made of high quality material

@@krustylesponge6250 Lol-

Bisexual Russian American: *Yes.*

@@chansfeet2500 I’m bi in a tradition ENGLISH household, not going to go down well when they find out

so how’s russia doing 😀

@@batmanlng it’s the 😀 for me

@@EL01-h4c 😀

That's Pauly Shore as Pinocchio btw as if it wasn't already hilarious 🤣🤣

THEY DID NO I HAVE TO WATCH THIS MOVIE 25 TIMES

This comment deserves more likes than it currently has I love it

“HI SISTERS” goddamn it Geppetto

Haha. Apple wood. Because he sounds *F R U I T Y.*

Pinocchio's nose isn't the only one getting longer 😳

@@LucciRipoff i hate you

lmaoo

You've got this friend

That's motivational.

These comments are hilarious!! 🤣🤣

Nah, first you gotta get super popular. Then you can beat out real, talented voice actors. Everyone knows, fame > talent, and talent has nothing to do with being famous.

The crazy part is is that the voice actor, Pauly Shore, used to be sort of popular in the 90s, so you'd expect he'd put more effort into this. He's more in it for the paycheck.

@@alexandercorbett1147 it's so obvious the only reason he's being fruity in the booth is to make the lines livable How much you wanna bet he wasn't supposed to record them like this and just did a few as a joke but the producers ACTUALLY thought it would be a good idea

@@alexandercorbett1147 it's probably the director wanting him to sound like that XD. Srs this isn't the first time I've seen voice directors making a talented actor sound boring. Srs Pinocchio in this movie sounds like Tommy Wiseau

@@Samuel_Loegan Pauly Shore isn't talented 😅 a look at his movies in the 90s would clarify that.

@@khaeugriefshade6456 yikes srs? XD

AYO

GUYS- HEWIJSNABHAKAKNS😭

Now this one just illegal-

HOW DOES THIS ONE BARELY HAVE ANY COMMENTS-

maybe it's the anticipation of what ur about to hear lol or that it sounds so serious and momentous then throws fruity pinocchio at u

it’s always lionsgate isn’t it

Lionsgate has like no shame when it comes to their animated movies lmao

@@megamovieman101They did make Ghost in the Shell 1995, which they coproduced with Production I.G., Kodansha, and Crunchyroll UK. And they release a ton of anime films in Southeast Asia and Chinese-speaking countries, particularly the Makoto Shinkai films. Thankfully, they are all released in Japanese with English and Chinese subtitles, instead of Lionsgate doing their own horrible dub. And Lionsgate also did the older English dub of The End of Evangelion. As well as the 2000 English dub of Lupin III: The Castle of Cagliostro, which had Solid Snake as Lupin.

Yaaazzz Zister Grrr.

Ah, yass gurl 💜💜

slay

PREACH QUEEN 👑 💅

yuck

no it will be the best

it'll be soooo bad it's good

This is almost as bad as cats

Right in the ranks of, wow I can’t even say it… The… last…Air- *dies*

I showed this to my dad and it’s kinda ironic because the movie is a RUSSIAN FILM BUT PINOCCHIO SOUNDS SO FRUITY MR FRUITCAKE OVER HERE Fruit + Pinocchio this or whatever = 🍒🍓🍇🍎🍉🍑🍊🍋🍍🍌🥑🍏🍈🍐🥝🥭🥥🍅🫐

-they picked the perfect one! 😂🤣

@@sanobr318 yep

@@sanobr318 so we can make memes

Yeah, he falls in love with a blue haired girl or something. Idk, but, this whole is giving me "Be a real boy/man" vibes.

But when he calls the girl beautiful or whatever he sounds so sarcastic, I'm still not convinced he's not fruity lol

Eh, perhaps the love interest is actually trans all along!

Fun Fact: This is actually just the English dub for a Russian movie. In the original Russian trailer, Pinocchio doesn't sound nearly as flamboyant.

@@Keznen So which voice is canon?

Ikr

Isn’t Pinocchio a kid by the way this guy looks like he’s 13😂🤣

OH NOOO

@@jaykohootech Ohh yeah

THE MOST UNDERRATED COMMENT 😂😂 I’m wheezing

“daDdy, when can I leave to be on my OoOooWn, I’ve got the whole Worldussy 💅🙄✨💋”

@@Stbstbstbstbst get a sense of humour

"come out" lmao 🤣 🤣 🤣

he ain’t come out yet he fancies a girl in the film lmao

No need to come out we already know it

@@AdumbDriver DUDE

"let's see, you look and sound fruity so the best name would be . . . Pinocchio!"

That forced TMNT joke made me cringe so hard bro. Why is this real?

@@alexandercorbett1147 for the memes

@@thankswe2447 yes, but the good ones

@@alexandercorbett1147 I honestly didn't get the joke until now.

1000% same

It's the only reason I want to watch this movie XD

We're only watching it for the memes, kids.

@@petscraftsandwonderfulthin1279 true

@@Stbstbstbstbst You need to get a life, Replying to 3 people with the same thing. *AND* To make it better, I saw you reply the same thing to others.

THAT WAS WHAT I THOUGHT

💀

STOP 🤣

JAIL RN

What is more gay? This vs Actually being gay? 🤔😂

@@Weronika_24_ this, no doubt

And youre not homosexual so stay out of our business

You are a straight male stay in ur community

@@lordyall4163 damn someones trying to start a fight 💀

He’s like 8 years old or younger just why-

@@Mini-wd7qz he's not even a human

🤥

Hes a boy thou- oh my god you jelly kids.

@@yourefatmom6159So? The creator of the song is also male.

1940 Pinocchio: young innocent boy full of hopes and dreams 2022 Pinocchio: 𝑴𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑰𝑨𝑳 𝑮𝑾𝑶𝑹𝑳😩🧚🏻‍♂🌼💅

@@dragonball4ever2009 2022 is better thooooo😩💅💅

Then he did a backflip, snapped the bad guy’s neck and saved the day.

5. He just wants to be on his own 💅😩

He wants to make his woody less wooden

and there's a girl apparently 💀

...Yeah,because that's the plot

I swear all remakes of good old movies are always worse than the original he doesn’t even look like a puppet he doesn’t even look like he’s made of wood Imao

That’s assuming that anyone is gonna watch it

@@corneliusquincydavenportic1913 Fr 💀

@@corneliusquincydavenportic1913 Damn 🔥the roast

no it wont

*boyfriend

Lol 😭😭

Pauly Shore taking the wooden part quite literally.

@@TDM1138 EXACTLY 😂

I think he's trying to sound like a teenager with an attitude XD

@@jonquilgemstone Why do always Hollywood want to hire adult VA for kid characters..? 🤦‍♀️

@@rachii6687 just less troublesome, less time consuming (because even good kid actors arent nearly as skilled as good adult actors), and they can put a famous actor name in the promo art, therefore greater profit. i wish they just put up with the kids tho for a better result

“I did noaught! -Oh hi Pinocchio”

THIS 😂😂😂

Ummm, I get what you're going for but that word is a slur, could you maybe try something else?

@@victoriapulcifer6218 have you ever thought that maybe their gay and can say that.

@@onyxharrison8617 thank you because I am. Also I used quotes and it wasn’t demeaning anyone, just the voice acting

@@victoriapulcifer6218 sometimes you shouldn’t get offended for other ppl without knowing the whole story.

@@tiffanyjoy4578 also I’d like to add, literally I have one too. My friends joke about it sometimes. I used to work in customer service for 5 years and my pitch and everything I had a lot of people like tell me they “knew” I was gay. Reclaiming the word “fag” is a coping mechanism to being called it since the 3rd grade. If I don’t joke about it/find humor I give the word power

I dunno, perhaps clicking this link might answer your question 😏 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Db3DzP7IzDM.html

Lil guys can be fruity 🧍🏾‍♂️

So you say he can have a love interest at this age with a GIRL, but not a guy? Okay logic lmfaooo

@@fd3 I think you misunderstand what the Op meant.

@@fd3 he shouldn't have any love interest, not a boy nor a girl.

This looks like it had a budget of nothing, so I don't think anyone cared about making this thing a smash hit.

It’s a straight to dvd movie.

The thing with the original 2019 Sonic movie trailer is that the studio took the criticism, and pushed back the release date a few months back to fix Sonic's model. As a result the movie ending up being pretty decent. This is releasing this month, they don't have time to fix anything 😂

@@jet44444 OK that makes more sense 😅

It's just a shitty dub of an okay-sounding Russian film.

Pingas

Yeah BTW you single?

It’s weird that they even want him to get a girl he’s like 8 years old Imao

@@Mini-wd7qz Because he wants to be on his Oooooowwwwnnnn 😩💅

@@Mini-wd7qz ikrrr-- I always get weirded out when I see movies about kids getting girlfriends or boyfriends. like, child go watch cocomelon or something

God you guys are so obsessed with lgbtq like maybe go watch steven universe or some of Disneys shows if your obsessed with lgbtq that much and I'm not homophobic i jjst hate it when people try to make everything gay

@@Invicted2810 You seem to also have a whole ✨ world to see 💅

Yeah it's mostly how unexpected the voice is, otherwise it doesn't really have anything bad to it