I love how Earl Dube acts like such a sterotypical anime villain when he thinks he has the upper hand, but just saying "You groped a minor" to him sets him off and makes him cry.
He’s sounding like a more malicious Dusty Rhodes if Vince Russo made a Oklahoma Man-level parody of him. “Baby, I did not grope that girl because I ain’t no predata!”
Infantile word choices usually indicates attempts to assert dominance by talking down to his opponent like a little child. But when you couple that with his infantile speech pattern it makes him look more like the littler child. The fact that he's acting this confident that he's pulled a gotcha on Smokey is a hell of a thing to watch.
@@surftacoman80 most def we wouldn’t be having all the problems we have now…obviously the ones that take it way too far need to be handled with but the normal teasing and what not should be continued to happen it’s what makes kids grow up…quit giving them safe spaces and saying they can be a damm cat one day or a zrrr the next day
That's fair but I'm 26 and used to love chess. Beat a. Big ole retired marine when I was like 14 he was pissed and we stayed up till 3 am still he could beat me. lol
To add on, Earl also screamed about how he was sitting beside the 'sexiest girl ever' at a convention when he didn't even know that girl, and this was before anyone knew about him. It's honestly scary how there's always a repeating pattern of him sexual harassing/assaulting someone for no reason other than he thinks he just can.
Earl is a known predator at this point. Even in high school he was creeping out the kids. This guy is basically the same as GamePlace Chris Chan, acts horrible around others and tries to convince people that they are wrong despite all evidence proving otherwise.
And unlike Projared, he's entirely in the wrong and Kiwi Tapes only went along with being his co-host for his show because Earl was stupid enough to assume he's not friends with Smokey right after the whole slander chapter began and keeping tabs on him to fish Information on. It also helps that Projared didn't act like a smug bragging douche who made enemies every day like Hulk Hogan bakes porky pies. Earl was an obnoxious asshole even before being outed and him being a proven predator just makes it easy to trash on him without guilt.
The Elmer Fudd voice freaking kills me 😂 I'm struggling to breathe. - HE KEEP USING "Baby boy" like he's not a PDFile. - Bowser will inevitably fall down the rabbit hole of homelessness and hard drug use. - Bowser will eventually get the Johnny Somali treatment
Earl truly thinks he's the main character of an anime with the destiny to defeat the allmighty eeevil SmokeyMCC so he could achieve the love of Tawawa or whatever her name is, when in reality, he is, and will always be, a pwedator.
I love how he puts on a whole act on these calls when he could've just simply called and asked "Hey I have a quick question for a manager. ....... How old do you have to be to work here? ...... Ok thank you have a nice day. "
I think the whole fictional characters thing in a court of law won't go anywhere as, almost all the time, it has to be based on real children regarding alleged child cheese pizza. Using fictional characters as evidence for this is just kind of silly. Even the FBI has gone on record saying most reports they get nowadays are from young Twitter users who complain about this, and they've told people to stop doing it. However, in Earl's case, with the counter-evidence of him openly admitting and trying and failing to deny his sexual deviance on a young then 17-year-old coworker and the fact he was hosting a server of middle schoolers that he showed lewd material with administrators that wanted to groom them on discord Earl many attempts of clearing his name become more and more pathetic.
That’s the honest to God truth, and even more so when you look at the people defending Earl. Like under every video Smokey makes overs Earl, there’s one guy in the comments defending his actions, and without fail, they will either: •Go to the “is just cawtoons” defense, which-while technically correct if the loli’s the evidence for the freaky shit-is unconvincing in the face of Earl’s other deeds (plus the concerning correlation between being a lolicon and being a sicko). •Pedantry over the definition of “predator”, which doesn’t actually change anything and is just pointless. •Being flat out wrong (e.g. once saw someone claim that he never gwoped anyone ‘cause he would have a charge for it, because him admitting to it several times apparently isn’t sufficient). It’s like argumentative Sisyphus, really.
yeah it’s unfortunate, but the legal system really does rely on someone actually getting hurt. so as much as bowser is a predator, we won’t see predator lol cows like these guys actually get put away
Earl calling the theater is like a criminal callkng the cops and asking if they're investigating him. Also I'm willing to bet Smokey out lives Bowser 😂
I love how Earl defense for groping the girl is that she’s 18 therefore he didn’t do anything illegal, despite the fact even if she was her 18 (he still groped her without her consent. Sorry, Earl but you still committed a crime
Are you surprised? This is a guy who showed revenge corn to everyone he could just because a girl rejected him. He doesn't see women as people. To him, they're just NPC's there to serve him, the main character.
So, when it comes to the calling of the theaters, I thought He was calling them to have them say that You have to be 16 to start, and the fact that this incident took place two years after she started, He would claim that it happened when she was 18, because she'd been working there for two years, but NOPE, he legit wanted them to just flat out say you need to be 18. That 110iq is reeeaallly showing.
This guy is something else. I'll never get over how he really thought. He had an ace in the hole when he found clues the girl mightve been 18. As if that just magically made it okayb that he groped her. Also damn doom your Earl impression is too damn good lol
I don't get his point? He's basically admitted to groping a minor which is horrendous, but even if she wasn't a minor which he claims she isn't, sexual assault is sexual assault. Age doesn't nullify sexual. Assault.
Earl: I’m a genwuis I know hwow to pwlan things Also Earl: *Setting threats to prove his innocnence while making fun Smokey as he publicly shares all of this and Earl shows he didn’t change one damn bit*
DOOM the 🐐 Thanks for your music. It’s really helped me through a very dark time in my life. Thanks four commentary videos. It’s really helped me through with a dark time in my life. We out here. We living. ThankDOOM.
The fact that Earl believes that the only reason people are angry at him is because the girl he assaulted is a minor instead of an adult is really telling. I mean does he belief that when he exposes the fact that she was 18 that everyone would start respecting him again, like congratulations you groped an adult instead of a kid.
That's like if someone crashed a car into their local burger king, but thinks proving they had a license would magically erase all their problems But like... no, you still crashed a car into the burger king.
Hiiiiiiiii, my name's David, and I'm calling about my cousin.... David, can you tell me how old you have to be to work in a movie thea'u? 18, right? It's 18? Tell me it's 18. Oh, it's 16? Ok, a..a..I.... I'll post this conversation without your consent anyway. BAHYE!!
Earl is the end result of consuming nothing but anime and growing a massive ego. I mean dude talks like MF Seto, always going on about how he has the upper hand and shit, like what did he do that was so important? Graduated college aaaand....? Didn't even try to get a job to be proud of, nah...just straight into Brony shit.
I wanna know which braincell made him think "bourbon titty" is a line that'll go hard, as well as calling different Emagine branches asking for the minimum age of employment, as well the whole cease and desist bull.
Let’s all take the time to remember….Earl Doobie is a predator. Let’s also not forget that when he did…that…to that poor girl, it was much more than a simple feel, he actively squeezed, meaning it was premeditated.
14:10 there are few things I get greater joy from than hearing an evil person project all of the things people hate them for and realising that their life sucks while "totally-not-crying".
@@venomoussocks1017 Considering the apology and the way he discussed his own firing in that Reddit like it was out of an anime, him making a joke seems more on brand than him being direct. You’ve seen how he squirms when directly called out and how sneaky (in his mind) he is in those other videos. Sort of taking a page out of a Breadtube book and misunderstanding the steps. Of course. It would also be on brand for him to do a ReviewTechUSA in saying something slamming and lie afterwards that he never said it until we have the screen caps to prove he’s full of it.
@@rayvenkman2087 Hmm. You do make a good point. But, I think another explanation was that he's so used to telling people to low tier god that it simply didn't register to him as an offensive remark.
It's very rare that a person has no positive qualities whatsoever. But Earl is exactly that, there is not one single thing about him that isn't even remotely tolerable, let alone desirable. He is truly repellent in every conceivable way.
If Earl, who is, btw, a predator, put as much effort into his speech therapy as he put into this foolish attempt at self-vindication, he would actually accomplish something in his life.
It’s insane that he really thinks he’s some villain mastermind with that annoying voice. I was convinced it was all an act…. He is a real life cartoon villain 😂
I wouldn't call Earl Dube functional on or off his meds. Complete social maladjustment. I'd say Bro needs to touch grass, but i'd rather he not be in any public spaces whatsoever
Never inappropriately touch people. But if you do, don't do it where you work. But if you do, don't keep coming back to that job making weird threats until you get permabanned. But if you do, don't start an online presence dedicated to defending your offences. But if you do, don't systematically harass every branch of that job under an assumed name with a fake story. But if you do, GET THE NAMES IN YOUR STORY STRAIGHT
he literally did EVERYTHING he could incorrectly, it's actually astonishing how badly he fucked up here. Earl Dube's doing the "make every bad choice" run fr
Even his insults are creepy AF. All this "baby boy" ish. And trying to add the "you're addicted to drugs and alcohol" stuff into the baby analogy is just super weird and jarring. Doesn't work at all.
