The 10 People You'll Meet in Pensacola 

I live here, and I have seen at least 10 of each of these people.

11. Panhandlers.

You forgot to include my drunk, alcoholic brothe,r begging for money with his handwritten cardboard sign on 9th Avenue.

😂😂🤣 Pensacola needs to hire you for their Secretary of Tourism.

Your jokes usually average but your timing/delivery of "I might be a homosexual" had me dying 🤣 well done man

I'm moving to sarasota got me laughing because I live in sarasota and it honestly looks and sounds a lot like pensacola

The street preachers part was the best!

I wanna know how you walked across that sand so well and so fast. Had it rained? I mean it's like wadin through sugar..lol

Just found your channel and think it's hilarious. I lived in P'Cola from 5th grade through junior year of college. I attended 6 years of PCS now PCA, 1 semester of PCC(don't ask), and 3 semesters of PJC before heading off to Auburn. You just about got PCC correct; however, the rebellious students used to go mid night bowling and play rock music on the jukebox. If PCC still has the dating parlor, you should try to get that on camera. You can't make this stuff up. Long live the Hortons!

Killed me with the “foreclosure” and “past due” in the American montage. Sad accuracy.

Hey man, started watching your reaction videos way back, but now im discovering your older stuff. absolutely love them!

This is priceless and insanely accurate. Thanks lol

This is the most actuate description of Pensacola I’ve ever seen. So funny!

You are amazing! So glad I found you! 🌴☀️🐬🐶🐶

My exact sentiments in the two years I’ve been here. We are a military family and would have been dying laughing had you depicted us!

The shot composition in this video is great!

A quick montage of very American things.... I'm dying over here.

Im TOTALLY 4! Been here 34 years and still here....

I'm from Gadsden Al. My Mom lives in Atmore Al and we are always in Pensacola. I'm not sure how I found your channel but I love it. You crack me up so much

Notice everyones wearing a jacket? Its probably a frigged 70° there. But other than that this is so freaking accurate and ive been to every location in this video

Love this

Yay I love it when you do hometown things.

I live in Mcdavid Fl which is about 40 miles north of Pensacola but I have seen all of these there

Harmon...The Satire King of Pcola!! Just found you tonight when the "rattlesnake church" expo-ZAY vid popped up in my suggested you witty bastard.Subbed!!@!!@!! Dude you are so spot on here! I thought I was the only one who noticed the "rebellious PCC'ers..... And Dixie lol.....Quality Work !!!!!! "Indigenous Apaches" #10 The Street Preachers I coined them the "Ruckmanites" .. IDK if yer native to Pcola...or how long ya been here but their leader for decades was "Peter S Ruckman"(googit) Pensacola Bible College. He did a "chalk-talk' message on TV for Sundays...It was good...Ironic as it is his property bordered PCC on the east side....lol he wouldnt sell out to them, they had to build the fence around him and that old fckr earned my respect ...But his following was judgemental , racist and extremely homophobic....and yer right on that!!

This is absolutely true. I laughed so hard. Im the person who hates it here but can't escape. It's not the same as it was in my teens in the 90s. I yearn for a simpler time.

I feel every punch from the jokes. I swear to God this is all of my growing up summarized in 4 mins

Why is this so accurate

You and Jeremy classic

Had to press "thumbs up" as soon as you joked about the military!

Lmfao , I just moved here 👍 this was hilarious

Wtf?? These are so funny man!

I love this! Haha.

Holden Hardman: Number (8) and number (10) are very true scenarios, very humorous and honest takes on those particular circumstances... -John Collins

man that was really funny

Yes, yes, and yes.

Yesssss!

I've lived in Pensacola my whole life 😂 I've been everywhere that you walked 😂. Also I've sang in Sanger theater and it's so pretty 😍

omg the accuracy. i'm moving to SARASOTA! i used to be with the #10 group....im so sorry yall for real. im better now and out of the closet living my best life experiencing real human emotions besides shame and guilt 😂

11. Me, the introvert person who has been here all my life and hardly knows about my city and still hardly knows anyone. 12. College students who wanted to come to a Florida college to escape their parents and party on the beach and skip class. 13. Crazy people who think it is fun working at Navy Federal.

Too accurate! 😂

This is really funny

The street preacher part is the best!

You have avoided West Pensacola for some reason. The Circle Weave at Fairfield and Pace is fun in the wee hours. The gang fights behind Whataburger are always fun, at least until the cops show up and arrest people for those guns that mysteriously manifested themselves into their waistbands. The bars over windows out on West Fairfield are architecturally beautiful! The nearby Walmart on Mobile highway has the epitome of high class clientele. Nothing like getting begged for money, or robbed at gunpoint, to make you love Pensacola that much more... I would bring up Cervantes Street, but that would just be indecent.

Omg I’m 4#. Hello from Pensacola!

I’m screaming. Its scarily accurate

moving here in april, Good idea? We’ll see!

Yes, seriously, Panhandlers should be #1

I'm dying laughing! Nailed it! I always meet the #4 person once a week. I'm like (in my mind) leave. Great video Holden!!!

I live in California, but all of these are 100% the same for where I live I was dying 😂😂

I just moved from P cola and ma you are on point

Lol the military and the bible-belt moms killed me 🤣

Pretty sure, as a native Mobilian, that some of these apply to Mobile. Maybe not the PCC aspects, but some.

I dare you drive through Brownsville and Mayfair and post what you see

Hilarious! Moving there in October. Military 😂

Number 3 why I like the video😭😭😭😭😭 SUPER COMMON 😭😭😭

This could apply to almost any city in the south with a beach these days.

You need to rename this......10 people you'll meet in any city in the South.

I moved here in the middle of February this year, and wonder if I have made a mistake.

You hit everyone on the head with this video

My hometown🥰🥰🥰

0:23 - 0:45 Literally the funniest skit he's ever made.

Yup to all 10! Lol

HAHA! Funny video! Hit me up if you ever want to make a Pensacola Video!

LoL! If I wasn't already subscribed you would have had me at #2.

How's the Mayfair area right now?

LOL!!!!!....nailed it!!!!

Now I know why this guys gets few views here

I like it. The military one is spot on. I’m a veteran myself and think the way military is viewed is overrated, and there is obviously many issues. Not sure if I missed something from the meaning about receiving death threats, but if you really are, that’s just terrible. But you nailed it on the rebuttal.

you forgot gangstahs

I’m 4 for sure lol lived here for 27 years and I always say there isn’t anything to do here lmfao

XD all Pensacolians, myself including myself, seen all of these people ovee rhe years

Im watching this from Sarasota..lol

These are some of the reasons I left Pensacola 38 years ago. This list could be longer than 10 very easily.

I use to live in pensacola florida

Lol. I know Jeremy:)

Where is the representation of Cervantes Street?

I’m a fan . Your videos are fun . Of course you can’t please everybody 100% of the time but as long as it is truthful then choose truth over political correctness !

More: Boat owners, avid fishermen and women, sportsmen and women, etc. We live on a P'Cola Bayou. It's all about the boats. What about the "other" university - NWF. Whiskey fiends downtown. History buffs in old town. There's so much more.

Yea seriously, what is with the street preachers??? Lol

In 4., on one scene it views the hospital i was born in.

My reaction was like kombucha girl.. yeeees?....nah...nope

“have you ever been to evermans/chizukos/end of the line?!???”

Lol so true

The beach is stupid lol sounds like me!

That was hilarious!

Nailed it !!! 😂🤣👍

Will you be at Pensacon 2019

#10 Not really believable. You would have to have both feet in a lane of traffic on 9TH Ave. while yelling out. lol

Crabs lmao

#4 I claim it though

Im In east hill and you forgot the skateboarders and bikers

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂

South Florida: Cuba Central Florida: Death, Disney, Detroit, oh yeah Disney North Florida: 2:03

You forgot the notes hanging outof the street preacher's bible. He needs those since he's never actually read it.

Say It Ain't So!!!! Sez the guy that drives all over Pcola and deals with people constantly. Jeeeeeeeeeez!

Lmao number 4.

noice

Very accurate..you just didn't mention all the junkies also.

I used to sell the nice drug dealer guy from next door weed, no lie. Hi Jeremy.

😂😂😂🤣 So true