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The Absolute Legend That was Lord Timothy Dexter 

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@loka7783
@loka7783 3 года назад
Lord Timothy Dexter: What happens when you max out your Luck stat.
@LordDreadwolf
@LordDreadwolf 3 года назад
But put nothing in intelligence.
@overlorddante
@overlorddante 3 года назад
Better to be lucky than good
@barelyasurvivor1257
@barelyasurvivor1257 3 года назад
and use int and wisdom as dump stats
@likebot.
@likebot. 3 года назад
That reminds me that with all the changes to the rules, TSR never looked at the characteristics. You'd think with examples like Dexter IRL they'd eventually add Luck as part of character creation. Of course, Dexter had a shipload of D20s with 20 printed on every facet.
@TifBannen
@TifBannen 3 года назад
Your comment is the 1st laugh I've had today and I'm just headed for bed. Bravo and Grazie Mille.
@shanehebert3237
@shanehebert3237 3 года назад
This man made a fortune buying dead money and shipping mittens to an equatorial nation. What the hell am I doing with my life.
@timothyneiswander3151
@timothyneiswander3151 3 года назад
I have some beach front property on Alligator Ally in Florida I could sell you. You could make it rich in real estate.
@johnstevenson9956
@johnstevenson9956 3 года назад
There's also the expression, "coals to Newcastle". Who knew that could be profitable?
@RadioactiveSherbet
@RadioactiveSherbet 3 года назад
He's the personification of the phrase "He could sell ice cream to an Eskimo."
@barelyasurvivor1257
@barelyasurvivor1257 3 года назад
@@johnstevenson9956 That is the one that just blasted me away and the cold weather gear to tropical climate didn't help at all My brain hurts
@GerManBearPig
@GerManBearPig 3 года назад
@@timothyneiswander3151 Its all about marketing ... "prime 'gator spotting location" for the adventurous sound much better than reptile and insect infested hellhole
@DiracComb.7585
@DiracComb.7585 3 года назад
Raise your hand if you know this guy from Sam O’Nella
@fattdamon1980
@fattdamon1980 3 года назад
Thanks, I couldn't remember where I learned about him. A man so great he was worth watching a second video describing his exploits lol.
@workhardism
@workhardism 3 года назад
Yup
@silliestz
@silliestz 3 года назад
We need that man back on youtube, right this instant.
@nathanosullivan5278
@nathanosullivan5278 3 года назад
Ah yes. Did sound familiar
@Nikolaj11
@Nikolaj11 3 года назад
It's because Sam O'Nella covered Dexter that this channel does too. TIFO has a tendency to release videos on subject covered by other creators, sometimes with more in-depth analysis of the sources behind the stories.
@-souls-5989
@-souls-5989 3 года назад
"And Dexter realised, that for the first time, there were a lot if bucks in Massachusetts"
@Jacks_Bad_Ideas
@Jacks_Bad_Ideas 3 года назад
Ah yes
@jettzbigdaddy3055
@jettzbigdaddy3055 3 года назад
& doe...
@OtakuUnitedStudio
@OtakuUnitedStudio 3 года назад
A fellow alum of Sam O'nella Academy?
@wetblanketnoob6434
@wetblanketnoob6434 3 года назад
Heck yeah
@oldtimegames96
@oldtimegames96 3 года назад
Wow, was about to say that Simon was late to the party XD
@johnkongphooey3629
@johnkongphooey3629 3 года назад
Not sure about anyone else, but I want a Business Blaze special where Simon reads the whole book.
@brantleyhester6641
@brantleyhester6641 3 года назад
Yes
@jonrolfson1686
@jonrolfson1686 3 года назад
That would absolutely require a sort of Victor Borge (1909 - 2000) "phonetic punctuation" treatment of the cache of punctuation symbols provided as an addendum to Dexter’s book.
@JimTheFly
@JimTheFly 3 года назад
At a convention I work, there's an event where people try to read "The Eye of Argon" aloud without making mistakes or laughing. The Eye of Argon is bad. Really bad. Horribly bad. A Pickle for the Knowing Ones makes it look like fine literature. I need to make a reading of this a convention event now. Or at least an online convention-style event.
@matt.p.6022
@matt.p.6022 3 года назад
@@JimTheFly when you do this, PLEASE let us know how it goes over! XD
@Nphen
@Nphen 3 года назад
This should have been a Business Blaze video. But Simon wanted to do it as a straight video. And almost succeeded. (checks stats) did succeed.
@Zarkonem
@Zarkonem 3 года назад
This dude sounds like an incredibly lucky, narcissistic lunatic. He must have been a very interesting and difficult person to deal with.
@nikiTricoteuse
@nikiTricoteuse 3 года назад
Would love to have had dinner with him!
@furlizard
@furlizard 3 года назад
Maybe bipolar?
@harrypadarri6349
@harrypadarri6349 3 года назад
@@furlizard Well, it doesn’t fit. The story doesn’t sound like him having some typical short episodes of mania. It’s a misconception that people suffering from untreated bipolar disorder have constantly impaired cognition. That is only the case in intensive manic episodes which usually last shorter and maybe if a very bad depressive episode hits it’s worst part. Sounds like this guy’s whole life was an episode of weirdness.
@spiritfoxmy6370
@spiritfoxmy6370 3 года назад
If he'd lived for another 11 years, maybe he could have been elected President
@benhutchinson9054
@benhutchinson9054 3 года назад
Thought u were talking about Simon 😂
@AsbestosMuffins
@AsbestosMuffins 3 года назад
sounds more like his ship captain or quartermaster (whoever sold cargo) was a hell of a wheeler and dealer
@gennik7966
@gennik7966 3 года назад
I dont know why but when I clicked on this video I suddenly contracted Sam-O-Nella
@sebastiansabri1889
@sebastiansabri1889 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣
@realhawaii5o
@realhawaii5o 3 года назад
Nice.
@aleisterlavey9716
@aleisterlavey9716 3 года назад
Didn't you wash your dirty hands before clicking? Because that's how you get Sam-O-Nella...
@dksdg
@dksdg 3 года назад
The page of periods for the “knowing” is epic
@Albukhshi
@Albukhshi 3 года назад
Now don't slander him: It's the "nowing"
@Leviathan56
@Leviathan56 3 года назад
@@Albukhshi obviously
@macsmith2013
@macsmith2013 3 года назад
Makes me think this man was really a highly intelligent epic troll, way ahead of his time.
@tylerharry6319
@tylerharry6319 3 года назад
"Painters decided to remove the old paint with torches..." Yeah Simon, I'm pretty sure thats just called arson.
@jodyharnish9104
@jodyharnish9104 Год назад
I read a more in depth bio of Lord Dexter, and it said that he got his loony ideas from businessmen who resented this young upstart and set out to ruin him. It backfired spectacularly. The coal strike in Newcastle was perfectly timed. They could never guess that bed warmers would be the perfect thing for making rum. Lady Karma was having a field day with them, and they kept going back for more.
@slimphotog
@slimphotog 3 года назад
I feel like Dexter's whole life was Bonus Facts.
@thetarr2
@thetarr2 5 месяцев назад
he was doing side quests for like 50 years of his life
@barlotardy
@barlotardy 3 года назад
It wasn't enough for the British to be driven from the colonies; He had to brutally torture their language as well...
@FitzChivalryFarseer2
@FitzChivalryFarseer2 3 года назад
Maybe then it twas on purpose after all since he was a patriot
@stefanmuntean5289
@stefanmuntean5289 3 года назад
@@snesnshred3535 that was French...to top it all
@TheNotoriousCheeto
@TheNotoriousCheeto 3 года назад
And you're saying this man never lived in Florida? Impossible.
@nekomasteryoutube3232
@nekomasteryoutube3232 3 года назад
Wasn't florida at that time owned by the Spanish?
@enriquehartmann8642
@enriquehartmann8642 3 года назад
See??? Contrary to popular belief, us Floridians do not have the monopoly on crazy.
@justinweber4977
@justinweber4977 3 года назад
Clearly everyone in Florida is descended from this man.
@Carlton_Wilson
@Carlton_Wilson 3 года назад
He was from Bahwstun. Have you met many Bostonians?
@dillonjohnson7833
@dillonjohnson7833 3 года назад
I can confirm, he is one of us.
@MakusinMeringue
@MakusinMeringue 3 года назад
This guy got some godly RNG
@acepilot1
@acepilot1 3 года назад
RNGeesus
@aaronbasham6554
@aaronbasham6554 3 года назад
And all the figgypudding
@skizzik121
@skizzik121 3 года назад
@@aaronbasham6554 I've no clue what a figgypudding is...but I'm at least interested
@TheVirtualObserver
@TheVirtualObserver 3 года назад
@@skizzik121 It’s a British dish I believe.
@flyingman2633
@flyingman2633 3 года назад
He maxed out Luck in the game of life.
@adamaskins1879
@adamaskins1879 3 года назад
The painters ACTUALLY torched his house to get revenge for him taking a shot at one of their own. Allegedly.
@jenniferschmitzer299
@jenniferschmitzer299 3 года назад
Simon still has those red cups. cool.
@noth606
@noth606 3 года назад
OG BB legend detected ;-)
@SkunkApe407
@SkunkApe407 3 года назад
So they waited until he was dead to get their revenge? Kinda pointless, don't you think?
@bensoncheung2801
@bensoncheung2801 3 года назад
@@SkunkApe407 Obviously, they didn't want to face what his unusual luck would do to them if he could fight back.
@SkunkApe407
@SkunkApe407 3 года назад
@@bensoncheung2801 he was DEAD! I highly doubt his corpse gave a damn about a burning house...
@Consul99
@Consul99 3 года назад
So basically, Lord Dexter is a time traveler?
@oracleofdelphi4533
@oracleofdelphi4533 3 года назад
Well, he certainly writes like a twitter user.
@LegendFromWoW
@LegendFromWoW 3 года назад
It's like he did the Eric Andre show but without a camera.
@JMurdochNZ
@JMurdochNZ 3 года назад
I thought the same
@eatyacereal
@eatyacereal 2 года назад
I'm surprised he could even use one
@cchamilton1985
@cchamilton1985 3 года назад
Deadpool: Luck isn't a superpower Lorde Dexter: Hold my beer
@illbeyourmonster1959
@illbeyourmonster1959 3 года назад
joe biden: I'ma hire this guy for my speechwriter!
@legomego3333
@legomego3333 3 года назад
We need a whole video on the thought process of removing paint with torches.
@jarehelt
@jarehelt 3 года назад
worked like a charm! The paint was effectively and thoroughly "removed"
@ckl9390
@ckl9390 3 года назад
It has to do with the use of lead enamel paint. Unlike the easy to dissolve and peel latex paints that have been common for most of our lives, the lead paint that they had back then could not be easily dissolved once cured, at least with the solvents they had available to them at the time. Once cured, the easiest way to remove the paint would be to blister it with heat which makes chipping and scraping easier. Using solvents could work, but it would be a tediously long and labour intensive process, even by the standards of the time. Using heat to remove paint is still a viable practice today, though a much safer and easier to control heat gun is used.
@Slug99
@Slug99 3 года назад
I can't imagine the surprise of the crew heading for Siberia when they ran into Dexter hawking mittens in the carribean. Its like when the video game knows that you've forgotten to pick up a useful item before a boss fight so it places an extremely odd looking and attention grabbing NPC at the last save point before the fight and the items are so out of place you can't imagine he's there by accident.
@deprivedoftrance
@deprivedoftrance 3 года назад
Lost it at "written like he was trying to get back at a former English teacher'. I am adding this to my repertoire, it is an amazing saying.
@Practitioner_of_Diogenes
@Practitioner_of_Diogenes 3 года назад
This guy sounds like he could roll nothing but 20s in every DnD campaign he'd take part in.
@Sandshark17
@Sandshark17 3 года назад
Simon sounds like he's glitching when he reads from the book lol
@deiadraper6358
@deiadraper6358 3 года назад
Well he was ahead of his time because it looks like Google microphone writing and texting of today
@bukster1
@bukster1 3 года назад
I had a boss like him once. He was wealthy, incompetent and thought he was brilliant. However, his wealth came from the fact he was incredibly lucky. He took the craziest risks and time and again they paid off. He'd do things that were outright illegal. We would warn him that he was going to put the entire company out of business and get himself arrested and it just didn't happen - he'd get away with it.
@theangelbelow88
@theangelbelow88 3 года назад
When you put all your skill points into the luck stat
@zeusathena26
@zeusathena26 3 года назад
If I didn't see the terrible writing, I'd of thought Simon had a stroke.
@tookitogo
@tookitogo 3 года назад
*it’s ”I’d have”
@jonrolfson1686
@jonrolfson1686 3 года назад
Did you mean that you were apprehensive that the way Simon usually treats vowels had begun to have a more universal effect, loosening the tight rein that he normally keeps on his disdainful attitude toward the language?
@harrypadarri6349
@harrypadarri6349 3 года назад
@@jonrolfson1686 I don’t get why some people constantly complain about Simon‘s pronunciation. Am I missing something? ^^
@TheWolvesCurse
@TheWolvesCurse 3 года назад
I nearly get a stroke everytime someone uses "of" instad of "have", and i'm not even a native english speaker.
@illbeyourmonster1959
@illbeyourmonster1959 3 года назад
Pretty sure he's joe bidens speechwriter now. 😁
@DoctorX17
@DoctorX17 3 года назад
They page full of punctuation in the second edition of his book killed me
@rickc2102
@rickc2102 3 года назад
E Nuf
@njabulombuyazi5132
@njabulombuyazi5132 3 года назад
I hope somebody makes a movie or series about his life. This dude is an absolute legend. He has to be the luckiest person to have ever walked the face of Earth
@hentaioverwhelming
@hentaioverwhelming 3 года назад
"Lolwtf" is probably the best way to describe the guy's life
@Case16710
@Case16710 3 года назад
This guy might have been president if they had Twitter back then.
@NotSure109
@NotSure109 3 года назад
He wasn't half black but yes
@illbeyourmonster1959
@illbeyourmonster1959 3 года назад
Today he writes speeches for joe biden. Obviously. 😆
@evanosburn718
@evanosburn718 3 года назад
Dexter went on to become part owner of a pub in Philly and is now known as Charlie
@theaccursedj.e.2723
@theaccursedj.e.2723 3 года назад
KITTON MITTONS! Meow!
@flatplant
@flatplant 3 года назад
That "bad spelling" is a pretty interesting look at how people from that era may have pronounced and conceptualized certain words and phrases. The fact that he spells children as "shildren" makes me wonder if some people would always pronounce "ch" in the way one would when pronouncing a word like "champagne".
@jenlc1536
@jenlc1536 3 года назад
Actually on one of this guy's channels he did a video of how far back in time we could go and still understand the English language. It touched on this
@LorchVHS
@LorchVHS 3 года назад
I'm sure every word containing a "CH" would come out sounding like "SH" while the speaker is drunk and drunk many speakers were back then.
@theaccursedj.e.2723
@theaccursedj.e.2723 3 года назад
Akshully...yeah I got nothing.
@areallycoolhat5427
@areallycoolhat5427 2 года назад
It was actually pretty genius. The book criticized the Catholic Church and priests at the time, and by making the book seem like an illiterate fever dream and purposefully misspelling the word 'priests', he was able to get away with it without oppression by the church
@deathhimself1653
@deathhimself1653 2 года назад
​@@LorchVHS He liked the french. French words, Chivalry, Champagne, etc... have the Ch sound as sh. Lord Dexter here probably just wanted to sound very french, and therefore made every Ch sound in the french style.
@tommysheehan2136
@tommysheehan2136 3 года назад
Cool, just found my new favorite person in history
@valmid5069
@valmid5069 Год назад
*Hilariously lucky, he’s basically if Homer Simpson and Forrest Gump are combined to one person*
@casualinquisitor5684
@casualinquisitor5684 3 года назад
Let it be known a 2nd grade drop out in the 1700s was more successful then most people who currently hold a college degree call it luck call it Gods blessing this statement remains true
@scowler92
@scowler92 3 года назад
You know, maybe we do need a Great Reset. Just not the pussy shit Davos has in mind.
@derektober8736
@derektober8736 3 года назад
This series of words would probably fit seamlessly into Timothy Dexter's book. ;D
@punkhyena875
@punkhyena875 3 года назад
I like to think god has a sense of humor.
@SMPKarma
@SMPKarma 3 года назад
or you could call it what it is - late stage capitalism
@punkhyena875
@punkhyena875 3 года назад
@@SMPKarma Never understood the point of that term I feel like its communist cope for being essentially irrelevant nowadays. All most "communists" do is attach themselves to larger more relevant social justice movements that have nothing in common with them aside from being socially progressive. Nah if you ask me were more like at the tail end of mid stage capitalism. You don't want to see actual late stage capitalism.
@capnstewy55
@capnstewy55 3 года назад
Such a LEGEND! He needs his own business blaze episode.
@karenkinsey2380
@karenkinsey2380 3 года назад
Notice how the title to "The Pickle for the Knowing Ones" is spelled correctly.
@rubiconnn
@rubiconnn 2 года назад
And somehow he spells it differently at the end of the book.
@MrZenwise
@MrZenwise 3 года назад
A Pickle for Knowing ones has rave reviews and a 94% liked rating xD, so a quick search revealed!
@nekomasteryoutube3232
@nekomasteryoutube3232 3 года назад
Probably because everyone who read the book had a stroke and hit the like button by accident.
@MrZenwise
@MrZenwise 3 года назад
@@nekomasteryoutube3232 They just loved the content :)
@jonslg240
@jonslg240 3 года назад
Hahaha the page of punctuation is probably the best thing he ever did! That's the most hilarioustiest thing I've seen all week 😂
@makkosauce
@makkosauce 3 года назад
I wanna thank Sam O'Nella for telling me about this absolute mad man
@smilingthroughitall1115
@smilingthroughitall1115 3 года назад
Fellow alumni of Sam O'Nella Academy, raise your hands!
@sniktythwip5524
@sniktythwip5524 3 года назад
That written passage reminds me of Charlie from Always Sunny in Philadelphia
@Emily.J.
@Emily.J. 3 года назад
This is the most incredible story I never knew I needed to hear
@thegingergyrl455
@thegingergyrl455 3 года назад
That was like trying to read a letter from one of my relatives. My good grief, the torture of it all. Well done on your interpretation though. 👍🏻
@Alufear
@Alufear 3 года назад
"...thay may peper and solt is as they plese" threw me on my ass. What an absolute stallion.
@DustyQuests
@DustyQuests 3 года назад
Thank you to everyone who makes these videos! Cheers
@MoOveOver_plz
@MoOveOver_plz 3 года назад
Sam O’nella did an incredible video about this god amongst men
@kronos1794
@kronos1794 3 года назад
Further proof that wealth doesn't equate to intelligence. Dude still sounds like he'd be fun to drink with.
@dr.hemmington7981
@dr.hemmington7981 3 года назад
Just after Simon read the intro of the novel to us, I got an Audible commercial ... I just lost it, best (random) add placement ever 5/7.
@garfieldh.8820
@garfieldh.8820 3 года назад
"It's the opinion of the entire staff that Dexter is criminally insane!"
@enriquehartmann8642
@enriquehartmann8642 3 года назад
I LOVE THAT SONG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! now it is playing in my head.
@PeterCombs
@PeterCombs 3 года назад
I use to live right down the street from where this man lived...he was pretty well out there..
@phillipowen3149
@phillipowen3149 3 года назад
6:07 he got Charlie from It’s Always Sunny to ghost write for him lmao
@bretthess6376
@bretthess6376 3 года назад
Oh well said. Did you make Hornet Boxes for your least-faves for Christmas?
@adam_knocks
@adam_knocks 3 года назад
I got distracted when you started to talk about the book. Legitimately thought they filmed you having a stroke. Absolutely brilliant piece of American literature don’t know how we were never taught it in school or college.
@soaringdirt
@soaringdirt 3 года назад
When I want to legend. I go full Lord Timmy Boy!
@TurtleChad1
@TurtleChad1 3 года назад
A Turtle approved Timothy Dexter.
@aaronburratwood.6957
@aaronburratwood.6957 3 года назад
I bet Dexter probably approves A Turtle too.
@ibrahimnyako5234
@ibrahimnyako5234 3 года назад
This guy deserves a movie to be made about him starring Seth Rogen and James Franco.
@kaybevang536
@kaybevang536 Год назад
Oh my god that be hilarious
@laurenelizabeth2592
@laurenelizabeth2592 3 года назад
This was a BLESSING. Best episode of your channels ever.
@thefattymcgee5801
@thefattymcgee5801 3 года назад
We all saw Sam O'Nella cover Dexter first XD
@ewestner
@ewestner 3 года назад
Holy moly, this is the best video I have ever seen, right down to the paint-removing torches.
@oldman0995
@oldman0995 3 года назад
This dudes luck is phenomenal. He is a legend His book is proof. I would love to have had a beer with him.
@drewgschwind9628
@drewgschwind9628 3 года назад
I feel like knowing Timothy has changed my life. I am currently reading his whole book and it is ground breaking!
@courtneykneale1194
@courtneykneale1194 3 года назад
Please do the real story of Pocahontas! And Catherine Medici
@riffsthatkill2180
@riffsthatkill2180 3 года назад
I was born in and grew up in the Newburyport MA area. Dexter was a legend, but surprisingly not a lot of people today know of him.
@aaronburratwood.6957
@aaronburratwood.6957 3 года назад
He had quite a way with words. Not at all a good way but a way no matter.
@TheQuickSilver101
@TheQuickSilver101 3 года назад
Rarely do I actually laugh out loud at a video. I laughed so hard I nearly fell off my chair as Simon read an excerpt from the book. Thank you for making my day! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 😂😂😂😂
@DominusNox106
@DominusNox106 3 года назад
I said "What?" In tandem with simon about that book
@iron_side5674
@iron_side5674 3 года назад
This man MUST be the cause of 2020, using up all the luck in the universe. There is just nothing left, we were just getting by after his death, and now we´ve run dry.
@williamcrisp6032
@williamcrisp6032 3 года назад
6:00, Am i having a stoke right now, because it feels like i am
@DFX2KX
@DFX2KX 3 года назад
When life maxes your luck stat and *nothing else*
@ryanbabcock6348
@ryanbabcock6348 3 года назад
Just gonna be honest his wrightings sound like a text from one of your drunk buddies at about three am lol
@dwaterson21
@dwaterson21 4 месяца назад
Bro was the human example of "falling up," he had the perfect rags-to-riches speedrun.
@davudlastname2545
@davudlastname2545 3 года назад
Ah, this video reminds me of Sam o'nella
@talkinturtle3939
@talkinturtle3939 3 года назад
we all await his return
@pakde8002
@pakde8002 3 года назад
Never heard of him
@rickc2102
@rickc2102 3 года назад
The story so legendary, I had to watch it all over again.
@Pipkiablo
@Pipkiablo 3 года назад
You left out the part where he convinced guests that his wife was dead and the woman they saw walking around the house was actually her ghost.
@fvckyoutubescensorshipandt2718
@fvckyoutubescensorshipandt2718 3 года назад
3:45 Using a bedpan to ladle molasses. Well, at least it made the shit taste sweet.
@dawnhandschy8111
@dawnhandschy8111 3 года назад
When you read that part of his book I died inside. Smh
@insonh21
@insonh21 3 года назад
Lord Timothy Dexter was born in Malden Ma, (where i live and grew up), there's a nursing home here called "The Dexter house and one of the streets is called "Dexter St" (lots of old Victorians worth big bucks) he died in Newbeuryport Ma and i drive by his house to get to my Doctor's office (again the house is in a very exclusive part of town, lots of old homes from the 1700's worth big bucks) the guy might have been crazy but he sure knew the value of real estate
@fvckyoutubescensorshipandt2718
@fvckyoutubescensorshipandt2718 3 года назад
6:05 good god, I spelled better than that when I was 4 and in preschool.
@noahfriedman6357
@noahfriedman6357 3 года назад
Hearing Simon read those words was like hearing someone having a stroke
@Barkeraquaticss
@Barkeraquaticss 3 года назад
Dexter's book makes perfect sense to Biden...
@Zetact_
@Zetact_ 3 года назад
"They complained that the first printing had no punctuation so here have a full page of it use it however you want" That's a power move.
@IntrepidFraidyCat
@IntrepidFraidyCat 3 года назад
The wannabe influencer of his time.
@bipedleek241
@bipedleek241 3 года назад
The absolute mad man
@aaronburratwood.6957
@aaronburratwood.6957 3 года назад
FIRST? Damn, last time I came this early my wife made me sleep on the couch. 😜
@ForestMadden
@ForestMadden 3 года назад
absolute legend ^
@zachhogan3429
@zachhogan3429 3 года назад
Great Video, still a local legend in Newburyport MA, and his house still stands today! No fire completely burned it down (though a big one did some damage in the 80s I believe).
@peter-radiantpipes2800
@peter-radiantpipes2800 3 года назад
Is this a Trump ancestor??? It’s uncanny.
@DuelScreen
@DuelScreen 3 года назад
No
@peter-radiantpipes2800
@peter-radiantpipes2800 3 года назад
@@DuelScreen it’s ok man. sarcasm is for the witty.
@travisbond635
@travisbond635 3 года назад
Sound like a fun guy. Never a dull moment. Lol
@foyboy03
@foyboy03 3 года назад
The 2nd edition with all the punctuation was genius.
@paultheaudaciousbradford6772
@paultheaudaciousbradford6772 3 года назад
Pepper and salt as they please.
@IntrepidFraidyCat
@IntrepidFraidyCat 3 года назад
What he lacks in grammar, he makes it up with the INSANE goodluck he had.
@karlchristie1856
@karlchristie1856 3 года назад
I've seen this channel before, but this is the video that compelled me to subscribe.
@PixelPhobiac
@PixelPhobiac 3 года назад
When you put all your points into charm and luck
@whollymindless
@whollymindless 3 года назад
This man needs a movie.
@BillyisAmongUs
@BillyisAmongUs Год назад
"You my son, you shall have all the figgy pudding" -RNJesus
@TomF1970
@TomF1970 3 года назад
Only in America... That was truly fascinating. The footnotes of history are some of the best reading.
@SamSchott1
@SamSchott1 3 года назад
Simon! You simply MUST do a video of the entire 44 page book. I guarantee it will become a cult classic played at institutions of higher learning and countless parties in Colorado, California, Washington State, and wherever recreational self-medications are available. I TRIPPLE DOG DARE you! (Which, as you must surely know, is such a dare never to be ignored, disregarded, or wussed out of.)
@andrewnewsome4277
@andrewnewsome4277 3 года назад
I want to meet this rough approximation of a man.
@mainstreetsaint36
@mainstreetsaint36 3 года назад
Looking at his book, Lord Dexter predicted most Facebook posts.
@LadybugPrinzess
@LadybugPrinzess 3 года назад
Truly hilarious guy. I would accuse you of making it up, but frankly it's too strange for fiction. What a man.
@kit2770
@kit2770 3 года назад
In the painting of Dexter at the end of the video, where he's smiling and pointing, he looks like Bryan Adams (the Canadian singer/songwriter)
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