The Acolyte EP8 Reaction | I Can't Believe They Did This 

I would love to watch your full season review.

What happened to the beaver creature? I know it is rare for someone to speak his language but they have translators and someone who can talk to him to find out what happened. Did Smilo plant a noose or something near Sol to explain his crushed windpipe in his suicide?

That is a shockingly bad story. Who wrote this manure?

@Drunk3PO Why is she saying "see you in hell, jedi!"? Is there a christian belief in star wars? Have I missed a part where they have a religion with a "Hell"? Is there something in the canon/lore (that they claim is not relevent but also is relevent because its ok when they say so) that explains this? This overpriced fanfiction can't go away fast enough! Sometimes the acting is mid and the music is "ok-ish"! but beyond that the show is almost as badly paced as the Rings of Power with sense of timelines! I'll put this show on the same list as Rebel Moon and Rings of Power as something I'll never watch again! Keep the reviews coming!

​@@zoddlander headland stole the line from empire when han took the tauntan to find luke. Zero originality in this garbage.

Thank you dude was TOSSED under the bus.

BuT tHe WiTcH mOtHeR wAs GoInG tO let OsHa Go. Well then she should've started with that BEFORE anyone drew any weapons, maybe should've notified the rest of the lesbians as well then

I am so terrified of Disney writers, they are messed up.

He was “guilty” because the said she was going to let Operation Health & Safety Administration go, just like them glossing over FanyMae burning their home to the ground with a triangle book. 🫠

@@rogerhack3750 Witches drawing bow and arrows on them, witch mother turning into a smoke monster while disintegrating a child.

Yep fuck that I saw it and didn’t want to believe it

By the time they showed him I had already checked out.

😂😂😂

Fucking hilarious how they made him a horrific cave monster. Clearly haven’t read anything on him prior like idk the novel.

I called it. I knew they would do that.

You must think invading a country is justified cause of good intentions. The US were the bad guys in Vietnam

Have you seen clone wars? Few jedi baddies there

Nu 'uh, it was one bad MAN that did this, lol

@@I_Drake 🚫🚫

@@I_Drakeyou win

@@erikchabek7659 writer's room? I thought the show was written by AI

@@tjsogmc True!

Only kitchen boys will get this one?

Only kitchen boys will get this one?

I thought it had to be another one's crystal. That's why Anakins didn't turned red when he killed everyone on episode 3. Only the frozen character from Jedi Survivor bled his own crystal. Plus they explain you how Vader made master Kirak crystal bleed.

That's because red kyber crystals were originally synthetic before Disney changed it.

Funny thing is, the kyber crystal bleeding is Disney own made canon to replace the synthetic crystal lore. They can't even follow their own canon

Anakin did not have the power of estrogen!

the Force used to be clear now its All the colors of the Rainbow

Nah, that actually would make too much sense...

That might happen in the Deep Fake George Lucas reacts to alcolyte 😂😂

Terrible dream? Selling to Disney?

And he turns to the woman lying next to him and tells her to wear more sweaters.

We need a "Dallas" 9th season ending.

Just proves anakin did nothing wrong 🤷‍♂️

the crystal skipped work that day. it had some family obligations (watching the kids).

Orange saber: Didn't take a "break" and now very angry about that! It all makes so much sense.

Disney Mood Sabers tm.

Inside Out Start wars version

Just like repubs & dems.

No way! I want to take all of you on a cruise! I’m buying

@@Drunk3PO This feeds my Blasian fetish, though, so I am satisfied that Osha x Qimir are together.

Turns out KK has stock in youtube

@@Drunk3PO Ahw... too bad the Galactic Starcruiser is closed 😝

Wasting cash is never a good idea.

OSHA is the OCCUPATIONAL SAFETY & HEALTH ADMINISTRATION... Leslie headland ripping off something else. why does he do this.

"Evil cannot create anything new. They can only destroy." -Yoda, again, probably

"Spoil what is already rotten, you can't"

"Already rotten, spoil it cannot" -Yoda

@@kamau506What is already rotten, spoil you cannot.

She made her homework, but she will get an F!

She enabled the entire miserable plot.

You win the best comment lmfao

Don’t give Disney any ideas

🫃

Better idea than current sht show

You won 🫱🏻‍🫲🏽😭🤣 here you go 🏆 🏅

Excellent point

XD shhhh they didn't expect to be held to their own word

Because righteous anger and junk.

They really aren’t clear how it all works… Ahsoka says in the Mandalorian about Grogu that she won’t train him, and says that by not training him his talent will lapse through lack of use. But then you have someone like Sabine who has never really used it her entire life and has very little training. Struggles with the simplest of stuff and then the dam bursts and she can do stuff. Then you have Rey who has never even heard much about the force and then after one mind meld can use jedi mind tricks, and defeat a supposedly skilled individual with the force who’s family is strong in the force and go toe to toe. Luke who was apparently too old to begin training does just fine. It is whatever they want it to be.

Because she and the force are *FEMALE*! That's literally one of their primary messages. Screw making sense, female = superior!

Female in general. This is what made Lucas‘s version the masterpieces that they are. His wife helped him tremendously with the writing. The Acolyte has nothing but estrogen written all over it. The terrible execution as well as many other things stems from the female mind to look at everything from an emotional perspective rather than logic. She should’ve got a male to help her balance it in the same way. The last shot w/ the holding hands over a lightsaber was so female. From a logical standpoint of what the Sith are, the foundation in general. It made no sense.

@@SonGoku-yb3zm exactly! No Sith are besties. There is always one trying to use the other and vice versa. They don't hold hands! They are rivals as much as they are allies.

Yeah, and this is evidenced by the fact NO ONE bothered to think through the CONSEQUENCES of this change. Shall I point them out now with my giant toxic male appendage? Dual wielding sabers now should always be of the same color, never mismatched colors like Anakin v Dooku AotC (green & blue), Revan (red & purple) or Darth Krayt (red & green) or Padawan Ahsoka (green and yellow-green).

@@the5arge438 Man, that was so cringe/Twilight/CW it was ridiculous. What was also cringe and in all the reviews I’ve watched. I haven’t heard anyone say this but the part in the beginning of the episode when he offered to train OSHA. After she said no, he then said, last chance with that flirty voice. Like he was offering her a ride somewhere,🤦🏾‍♂️. I said, NOOOO, with my head down. That is not how the Sith are whatsoever. They’re not friendly. Hell, they’re evil. It’s offered in a way either through a speech like Vader or through deception like Palpatine/the Devil but not, like you said. Hey Bestie, let me give you a ride, LMAO.

Ngl I've seen Yoda as kind of an idiot since he could never figure out that Palps was the Sith Lord until way too late or that Anakin might be turning evil. Not being able to call green bean's lie here seems in character for him

Yeah. Their powers seem ti fly away at opportune moments. Great writing.

And they caught it....

That scene IMMEDIATELY came to mind when I heard it, too!

😂😂😂😂

I can hear the music. Lmfao😂😂

Or Kung Pow, Enter the Fist! "Chosen One!" "I'm coming!"

@@verenov77 Brave Jedi Sol rode forth from Camelot lol

if that is true, then canon died with this series... actually with Disney having taken over a once great franchise.

@@cgmorkcanon died when Disney bought Star Wars I mean if people were paying attention Filoni couldn’t stick to his own lore let alone the lore from pre Disney and EU

I think besides Andor and Rogue One, nothing else is canon.

@@A7XKoRnRocks1 indeed

@@KorribanHideout no, it is not.

That annoyed the hell out of me too. That's not a perimeter!

it's not the ferrets fault man

Yeah, it's like the writers just wrote dialogue they heard from some military movie about klicks and perimeters. Leslye Headland prided herself on hiring writers who had no love or experience with 'Star Wars'. That's like being proud of hiring Michael Bay to do the next 'Barbie' movie.

@@user-kz5gw7xe4o I'd watch that and I hate the Bey

Hah! It's actually been a "Whatever the Plot Needs" Helmet all along.

@@getthecats yeah there is no heaven or hell in the universe... There is the mortis gods and the planet mortis where the force originated.. Immortal beings with no fixed form that created and controlled the force through 3 entities the father (balance) the daughter (light) and the son (dark)

How quickly Vernestra made it from the Jedi Temple to Brendok makes episode 7 even more confusing. Given that it takes about 10 minutes for that trip they didn't have to camp out for 7 weeks.

​@@Trollificusv2Let's see: Can shut off lightsabers, makes you immune to mind reading and blaster stuns, helps you focus, and gives you visions of the future. It's clearly made of conveniencis!

I think this show is dog shit but to be fair you can't blame it for introducing the concept of hell into the Star Wars universe, Han Solo mentioned hell in Empire Strikes Back when he's on Hoth, as he leaves Echo base to rescue Luke "then I'll see you in hell".

Thank you! I've had problems with this shows handling of lore and have kinda brushed it off but this is just taking it too far. It's like the said screw it, I'm just going to make my own lore up and then cry when everyone complains about me trampling on 40 years of established lore

The crystal cracked when the savor was thrown to the floor, she was holding the sabor while killing sol with all her hate. She bled the crystal with lore

Except that's not how Disney has ever presented this process before. Canonically in Disney era comics you needed to find an isolated place strong in the force to take the crystal out and do a specific Sith ritual to completely crush it's free will and base color through sheer force of will in a battle of attrition that usually took several days of nonstop concentration. It makes no sense for them to just change instantly like that, even when cracked the crystal itself still has a will and actively resists you if you aren't compatible... Thats perhaps the saddest part of all this, they cannot even remember their OWN lore from the last few years ago...

LOL yes it is. Many Sith believe the proper way to bleed a kyber crystal is to steal one from a Jedi, but you do not have to be a Sith and all you actually need is a crystal to pour all of your anger, fear, contempt, rage, hated to bleed it.

​@@MarvelMenace8Disney canon. 😮‍💨

Red good, blue bad.

Oh God no. No where does it fit in the Star Wars universe after all this time that Palpatine is mixed. If Leslie goes this route, the backlash would be astronomical, 🤣

Smilo Ren = Asian Osha = Black Palpatine = White I don’t think that’s possible

@@nont18411 You forgot DEI/Woke = Disney Oh it’s possible my guy,🤣. With everything being changed up to this point on absurd levels. They would just say, there was an error due to when two of the dark side make a baby. It affected the child’s skin tone,🤣.

@nont The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some are considered to be…unnatural.

@@MoneyManHolmes 🤣🤣

"I did naht, I did naht make d' Akolyte. Oh hi Marc."

Don't you see it - Sol Badguy, it's a guilty gear reference, Leslye, you genius! --- some shill, probably

The Room is a masterpiece compared to the Acolyte lol

I mean same thing happened with Preston Jacobs and GOT season 8 episode 3 About 3 years before that season released he was doing his podcast with Carmine of Red Team Review Preston jokingly said “what are they going to do? Have Arya come out of literally nowhere and kill the nightking?!!?” Followed by lots of laughter Then that is exactly what we got.. is it a coincidence though that the time he made that joke was the same amount of time said by dumb and dumber that they decided Arya was going to kill the nightking Pretty sure Carmine banned Preston from making jokes like that afterwards 😂 Side note a few things from Preston’s fixing season 6 and 7 also turned up season 8 as well

What a story! Ah ha ha ha.

that's exactly how you bleed a kibyer crystal. You pour the intensity of your pain, rage, and hatred into it.

@@bardandbutter For a long time. That shit is not instant. Even her having the saber on WHILE IT HAPPENS was fucking hilarious.

@@bongzilla4172 really? I thought it was heckin' awesome!

yeah because you dont care about Established worldbuilding. " I saw Lightsabers, i got exited" just consune product, dont think about it and get exited for next product. People like you are the reason, shows like this are made. You muppet ​@@bardandbutter

I thought red sabers were made with synthetic stones?

BLASPHEMY! It's Disney SW! It's the TRUTH! Kneel!

Yikes smh

It was supposed to be her "bleeding" the crystal. they flood the crystal with dark side energy, causing it to bleed. they wasted it on this shitty show.

Mood rings... WTF. such a joke of a show.

I thought bleeding a lightsaber was a thing already

@@xanider5098 Not how that works. Anakin's lightsaber didn't turn red during the fight on mustafar, you actually have to actively bleed the crystal

That’s actually exactly how the red lightsabers work… it’s canon long before this

​@chandlershields179 no, it's made up Disney bullshit. You can't change how an established weapon works literally decades later. Red crystals are synthetic, like every other kyber.

Yeah pouring hatred into a crystal bleeds it. That's how red crystal are made. However it is known that most red crystals are synthetic

@@chandlershields179 Except the process involves the crystal being removed from the sabre and the user having to go through an intense meditation ritual, pouring all of their sadness, hate, anger and pain in to the crystal bending it to their will and forcing it to change to the red colour. "The crystal is a potent thing, alive in some strange way, pulsing with light side energy. You will need great strength to bend it to your will. When you arrive on Mustafar, find the place where the Dark Side calls to you. Draw upon the energy there, combine it with your own. Then Use it... Corrupt the Kyber crystal. Teach it your pain. Teach it your anger. Hear it sing a song of darkness. Make it bleed." - Sidious to Vader Darth Vader: Dark Lord of the Sith - Volume 1 Imperial Machine One of the greatest force users in a generation needed to combine his power with a dark side nexus on Mustafar to bleed the crystal and it still fought him back.

@@chandlershields179 nope.

I member them. They from The Star Wars.

@@Infamous1892 oh yea I member that

That is the worst part, if there were decent writers involved in this project they could have turned it into some thing decent. I mean, lesbian space witches caught in a battle between a Sith and the Jedi, unknowingly hosting twins with an exceptional connection to the force...

Yoda gets a cameo..... being made a fool of by somebody nobody cares about lying to his face about something she didn't need to lie about in the first place.. hooray.... star wars in saved...again.... jesus fucking christ

My sister was like..... "Oh hell no, they did NOT bring Yoda into this" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

lightsabers are wands now, they choose the wizard....I mean....the Jedi. shit is hilariously stupid (not Harry Potter, this shitshow)

"I have HAD it with these bantha-trucking SITHS on this bantha-trucking PLANET!"

Please help me out there... what small "cool" moments are you speaking of, I seem to have missed them?

@@cgmork it was sarcasm, the flashy scenes were trying to be cool but had no substance and did not represent a $180mil budget. Those type of scenes always get nitpicked by the positive stans on any media platform as for how “great” the show is. “Omg this is so cool to see how the kyber crystal changes omg, star wars is alive” then there’s the surface level writing to back those “cool” moments. What a downfall.

@@odbade1999 Yeah, I did hear the shills quacking about how great the lightsaber combat in Acoburp was. to me, this show was a train wreck in a loop.

Next they will be making #defundthejedi memes soon. 🤦‍♀️

So I was just watching House of Dragons the other day

And it’s not even close…

Acosh*te

This isn't the real Star Wars. It died the moment Lucas sold it to Disney.

No, that would be KK.

Right 😂😂 not only that but in the books and comics didn't he go on to do many more atrocities before he ended up stealing crystal he got from one of his jedi victims which he then had to take much time to bleed it red.. If I remember right he had to borrow one of Palpatines sabers until he was able to construct his own

That was before the lore about bleeding the crystals came into existence. They used to be synthetic. The bleed idea is more interesting. But you people need to watch cutscebes from jedi survivor as it shows a jedi bleeding crystal dang near immediately.

@@sykune I know it used to be synthetic.. And the cutscene your talking about also just doesn't make sense or track with the way they have established the process.. Especially if your saying a jedi is the one doing it.

@@sykune so a jedi.. And a novice force user in osha are able to do it immediately but someone like vader one of the most powerful and experienced sith to ever exist cannot do it immediately?

@@aaronrodgers9202 perhaps it's easier for some fallen jedi to bleed their crystal. Vader specifically had a hell of alot of conflict inside him and crystal played to that when it fought back. As its partly willpower thing as well, so I would believe a fallen jedi with suffient willpower and hatred could bleed a kyber very easily. But I would there would only be few who could. Geran being one and now Osha but in oshas case it maybe due to her being birth using the vergence of the planet. But that's spectualation at best.

I appreciate that!

And red lightsabers...

Take Screen caps asap

Plagueis* genius. These typos😂 dishonoring the greats🤣🥴

@@panchogeorocks Right, cuz diverting the subject with irrelevant insults make you look good kiddo 🤦🏻

@sithenthusiast1344 if you think this was an insult. Time to grow a pair pal! Grow up already 🙄

a lesbian lover inserted with nepotism is a badly written character? I'm shocked

Nah, you‘re playing 3D chess, while the show runner is stuck in 1D chess moves…

I find your lack of creativity disturbing

Considering she also likely abused her Padawan to the point of him running off and becoming said Sith she's now trying to cover up? Oh yeah, she's definitely the bad guy.

@@insertclevernamehere1186 that's a definite possibility and I think this is a much bigger story leading to a deeper understanding of the universe. It's cool.

Right lol. It's something that takes considerable amount of time plus an immense focus in anger and hatred (the dark side) in order to actually bleed it

"but a ps2 game done it" 🤓🤓

They can't even follow their own csnon

Have you played jedi survivor. Jedi litterally does that in very quick order in a cutscene. And it was not the act of killing sol it was act of concentrating on the hate, which acted like crude meditation. But you are right but the video showed it happen very quickly.

The power of her meh face acting pulled it off.... I mean, she did see Smilo's D.... and developed asthma when she wore his helmet.... that's got to count for something!

I think during the time when Ani was around and even a while before it yodas visions were off and the jedi started becoming over zealous because the jedi temple was built ontop of a giant sith monument planned and constructed by Palpatine in order to corrupt the jedi over time.. Now I am not saying this to excuse anything that happened in this show whatsoever rofl I'm just saying that was a huge factor in the fall of the jedi and order 66 was because the main jedi temple was literally just chillaxin ontop of a super powerful dark side nexus

@@aaronrodgers9202 the whole show is a fan fiction, I wouldn’t even call this canon with all the inconsistencies, especially the fact that the director actually said that she wanted to make everyone gay

He was busy bonking Yaddle

Hahahahaha please see a doctor

@@Drunk3PO I did. I have full-blown aids from watching this queer shit.

Lucky. At least you won't have to suffer Star Wars for much longer 😟

@@aiasfreeit might be magic Johnson aids though

they could put a gay Mickey Mouse character in there, say he was Yoda's long lost great great grandson and it wouldn't surprise me whatsoever.

well he wasnt smart enough to avoid this stinker, so he really isnt that wise

I never expected him to just be some Gremlin in a cave ngl

YASSSSS YASSSSS

If there's an asian 9 times out of 10 they make them a bad guy. And I thought Disney was all progressive and trying to break stereotypes.

Hell, with this logic, Anakin’s lightsaber should’ve turned red, then fighting by itself without him even touching it. Like it came alive, developed a face and the ability to talk. Like in the cartoons, 🤣

To be honest that was the plan, but the red blended to mutch with the lava planet so they decided to keep his Blue color.

Disney needs to change it for the next Blu Ray and digital release, like how George kept making changes. They own this! Change Anakin’s saber to red on Mustafar!

That was something

Y'all see this bozo trying to crap on this show, but still faithfully watching every Tuesday like a good boy 😂

@@Iacon40kso you think the show was actually good?

​@@Iacon40k Yeah no shit Einstein. You can't make judgement if you don't watch, right?! How fcking dumb are you ?!

@@MtpMuzik Sure do,,and I'm hopeful for the next season😊 but by all means keep listening to drunk hate shill 3PO

They weren't trying to give you any sort ending. Episode 8 was only to setup for season 2.

the "happy" ending is, that it is the end of a horrible season of something that is branded star wars, but is not star wars.

this is not a happy story

Pretty sure the showrunner thinks this IS the happy ending. Sol, Yord and Jehki are dead, Mae isn't being tried for murder, and Osha gets to run off and be evil with her new Sith Boyfriend. When you're writing a story with the perspective of "The Jedi are evil", this is the optimal outcome.

@@insertclevernamehere1186 Mediocre minds lacking in creativity will frame it like this. The rest of us are capable of critical thinking and nuance.

No problem 👍

She is not a Jedi. Disney Star Wars is not real.

BLASPHEMY! It's Disney SW! It's the TRUTH! Kneel!

Not too much younger. I'm just gonna guess 100 hears for Yoda is 10 for humans.

@@dpgamezderek8137 and in the galaxy you can get Botox and hair transplants sooo all good

900 in ROTJ. ~875ish in TPM. ~760ish in this Slop. Groku has a similar problem from the other end, the real answer is the species ages however the writers want at that time, just like Mood Sabers, just like everything in Disney Slop Wars. It's not about things making sense or verisimilitude or consistency, those are attributes males like. The farce is feeemale now, remember?

It was something

​@@Drunk3PO and the something was silly

@Drunk3PO basically what a lot of other content creators have been speculating on. The canon lore being destroyed and reshapen in one fell swoop. It's all coming into light.

the lesbian wrote the hot bad boy trope? ok

@@bardandbutter This show is obviously trying to target a female audience so yeah it does make sense.

@@themissingpeace7956 in what way is that “obvious”?

@@bardandbutter First Star Wars show with a male nude scene. Come on, you cannot be that dense. Osha going straight to the dark side after seeing him naked once is what I'm talking about.

@@themissingpeace7956 did you watch the prequels? I was in high school and I very much remember sweaty Anakin in bed next to Padme with no shirt on.

Just have Lucas’s children hired a person to run the studio. Just to make sure they keep their father vision going.

Since the Disney Vader comics, apparently, but that's Pissney LudicrousFilm for ya!! Haha!! It's so sad that a bunch of ignorant fake "fans" in this comment section say it was Canon under George Lucas, and even try using a stupid Disney SW video game cut scene to justify it!!! Hahahahaha!!!! What a mess!! Ignorance is abound!!! Disney must've got that idea from the old Hasbro Ep.3 ROTS Anakin/Vader color changing lightsaber toy from 2005!! Hahahahaha!!!

Ok I had to Google that lol

​@@lunarmodule6419pretty sure it's a Mexican bat mitzvah

@@Mechaman556 exactly what it is lol

THANK YOU!!! I've been saying that too!! It's maddening!! I'm glad I'm not the only one!!!

@@gordonmacdonald6442 I'm laughing so hard at all the people exposing themselves.

@@Kalbuir66 Indeed!! Me too!! Haha!! Laughter truly is great medicine!! Hahaha!! MTFBWY, friend!!

You didn't tell me.

For everything they've done to Star Wars really.

So I watched the rest of the video. TLDR: God I hate this show. Disney canon is that you have to meditate on a Kyber crystal in order to turn it red. It's an involved process. None of that canon is shown here. Disney can't even cleave itself to its OWN canon. What a joke. Osha being angry that Sol killed her mother is stupid. Does she have the right to be angry? Sure; but was Sol justified in killing the mother, ABSOLUTELY. She turned into a mist demon. The force choke was just so that Sol couldn't explain that he thought he was saving Osha when he took out her mother. Plot convenient force choke. The Stranger wiping the memories of Mae is dumb. That's not a power the Force has. Misdirection, sure, but full-on mind wipe? No. This is what the whole prisoner-whose-face-was-being-mind-f'ed was "setting up" in the prison ship. This moment. Giving the Jedi and the Force more control over the minds of others than it should have. Also calls into question later Jedi not knowing about Order 66 since if Force users have that much control over the minds of others, then they should have been able to read that Order 66 existed in the Clone's programming. Green Bean Jedi blaming Sol is stupid. I'm just leaving it at that, because I can't be bothered to list all the ways it is stupid. Yoda being a part of any of this show is horrible.

Nice GOT reference there at the end. 😁

@@SonGoku-yb3zm thanks. It's such a brutal line. One that has stuck with me since. Great scene. Great show.

@@bigceelos No prob. GOT is my 2nd fav series of all time with Lost being #1. It just goes to show how, like you said. That line sticks with you. Out of every movie or show ever made that may have said the same to a degree. Just by the way you said it, I just KNEW. Yep, from my series. LOVE GOT. So many memories, the eternity from Sunday to Sunday, to the next season. Glued to that T.V . Lol, I told everyone I knew. Don’t call or text me from 9-10:05. All the shock moments, good times. With how they did the Night King and White Walker ending still hurts but hey

You owe me a dollar

Season 2 was announced a few weeks ago.

​@@nielgregory108 no it wasn't, you liar!

I’m afraid all the people who watched it to critique/make fun, indirectly supported the decision of a second season being made