The Acolyte Episode 2: Execute Order 66 Chicken McNuggets!! 

So to be clear: disney thinks all black people have dreds.

1: attack me with all of your strength 2: no, I don't think I will 1: why not? 2: the way you asked was cringe

So now the Force has the Light Side, the Dark Side, and the Side of Extra Gravy.

Az. Come on. They didn't make Order 66 Chicken McNuggets fat just because they hate men. They also hate health and fitness and competency.

We now return to "AZ losing his mind..."

Disney should be charged with necrophilia at this point.

Yoda is in for it when Luke Skywalker finds out that all that running around the jungle, doing flips, climbing vines, and getting all sweaty that Yoda made him do on Dagobah wasn’t actually a necessary part of Jedi training at all.

Someone who writes "Attack me with all of your strength" in the script clearly has never been in a fight before.

"Attack me with all your strength!" "Surely, you can't be serious?" "I am serious and stop calling me Shirley!"

The Acolshite......

Someone who worked for Weinstein has a character 'flirt' with a child? Nah... couldn't see THAT coming...

"A wookiee appears and I don't give a shit." The current state of Star Wars fandom in a nutshell.

When Fatawan sits around the Death Star, he sits AROUND the Death Star.

If I had a dollar for every time the solution to an engineering problem was "just bypass it", I'd have.. zero dollars, because you don't bypass things on complicated machinery. Everything is there for a reason. You replace, repair, tighten, loosen, you never bypass because that's how things end up exploding and killing people.

The irony is that if they did attack her with all their strength the show would’ve ended in the first scene.

The ultimate in DEI television. The scary part: United Airlines thinks the same philosophy that led to this show, is great for picking pilots.

A Jedi is basically a samurai, ninja, and Olympic athlete all rolled into one. How tf could a human Jedi possibly be overweight? It makes NO sense.

"In a galaxy far far away". Not far away enough if you ask me.

Yes apparently Jedi are susceptible to dust clouds, steak knives, and the McDonalds dollar menu…

JEDI: Just Equity, Diversity, and Inclusion

Considering how many lesbians are in this show, wouldn't the McDonald's order be filet-o-fish?

they had the same hair because they didn't have money in the budget for two different wigs

As "Dark Helmet" so eloquently pointed out ... "now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.".

"I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda." -Fatawan.

This is what happens when you hire people that don't know anything about Star Wars. They think it's all about magic and sword fights.

Well this is definitely not a spoof like "the naked gun" , because "the naked gun" was actually freaking aqesome and funny!

What was crazy is Osha somehow gets to Torban’s chamber a full minute quicker while never having been in the temple before. While the local Jedi apparently took the longest route.

"I'll have 2 number 66, a number 66 large..." Master Lard-o

"The Force has three sides: Dark, Light and Heavy" - Fat Jedi

Obese One Kenobi has a glucose counts 100x more than master yoda with diabetic midiclorians.

It sounds like the jedi master took the poison, so he doesn't have to listen to her cringe anymore.

Happy Mens Mental Health Awareness Month.

Remember Riva when she could detect Obiwan. I love how that force ability no longer exists.

The way you pulled out "Gay Ryan Kinel" knocked me out of my chair. Wasn't expecting that.

The Acolyte is Leslye Headland's mega blockbuster hit show where she shows the world that the only thing holding her back from making a decent show is talent, work ethic, ability, intelligence, creativity, restraint, (self-)respect, selfawareness and basic human decency. The first episode kicks off with a weird fever dream where Trinity is somehow back in the Matrix. But the AI was only fed on Disney Star Wars content so the world and its rules make no damn sense. What follows is fight scene between Trinity and evil feminized discount Rick James which is initiated by one of Rick James' greatest hits. "Attack me with all your strength!" -> translation -> "Give it to me baby". But 5 minutes into the show Trinity realizes "wait a minute, this is really god damn stupid" and just dies out of embarresment for being in this travisty. What follows is a murder mystery without an actual murder mystery with good feminized discount Rick James in the middle of it. It is considered so incredibly complex that not even the Teletubbies wanted to give it a shoot because it would be an insult to their intellect. We get the strong implication that this is indeed a simulation because good feminized discount Rick James' awesomeness creates a glitch in the Matrix that makes fire burn slowly without oxygen in space. Later there is a prison break caused by a prisoner with the ability to mind control droids which could easily have been prevented if the droids controlling the ship would have encrypted their connection with Nord VPN. The episode ends with a ripoff scene from The Fugitive minus the stakes and the tension which makes good feminized discount Rick James act so stupid that one has to ask if she really trained to be a Jedi as a kid or that's what they told her and instead she visited a school for children with special needs. The premise of the second episode is that there is a Jedi master floating around in a room for the last 10 years until evil feminized discount Rick James tries to promt "Give it to me baby" on him but he doesn't like the song at all so this time it doesn't work. This guy's behavior marks the final confirmation that this isn't the world of Star Wars but a simulation within the Matrix because this Jedi acts entirely like an NPC. His clothes are clean, his facial hair looks like it's been taken care of and there is no sign of human excrements which would pile on after 10 years of not leaving this position. Evil feminized discount Rick James can't penetrate the force field with her song because of plot armor and those aren't the lines programmed into the NPC that causes him to interact with one of the other characters. Somehow she finds out what this NPC is all about, appearently she was able to have a look at his code because he also didn't encrypt his connection with Nord VPN. She phrases the lines nessesary to interact with him and hands him a vile that contains her song in liquified form which makes totally sense in the wolrd of Disney Star Wars and alignes with the loophole-free and tight worldbuilding we have seen so far in this show. He detests this song so much that it causes him to die of cringe especially after realizing that from here on out this "plotline" will only become even more god damn stupid. It seems obvious that with this show Leslye Headland wanted to impress her spiritual role model Steven Seagal. Like this show, Seagal movies make no sense what so ever and with a completion of just 25% of the runtime, the audience's intelligence and morals have been assaulted multiple times already. The main character turns always out to be the villain without Seagal/Disney realizing it. It's always a guy/in Disney's case girlboss with a dark past who goes on a killing spree for revenge and ends up causing way more destruction especially on innocent bystanders. But it's considered okay for the movie/show because it is Steven Seagal/current girlboss. After supressing those urges to kill the innocent, Seagal finally decides to kill the villain because the runtime of the movie almost hits 90 minutes and after that he has to work for free. Leslye Headland even managed to give us the closest to an actual Steven Seagal cameo in episode 2 representing Seagal with the morbidly obese Jedi padavan. It's like in his movies when most of the time it's not Seagal but a body double just for walking/waddling around and making the rest of the female cast uncomfortable and several times they have a voice over from the janitor whenever Seagal's mumbling becomes too incohesive or incomprehensible. And if there is one thing that Disney and Seagal movies taught us it's that even now it can always get much worse.

The way dude looks like a Bee Gee is hilarious.. "Attack me with all your might..." "Night Fever.. Night FEEEVEER!!"

Scientists long have known that two women can not make a baby, but in Star Wars the experiments continue.

The Robyan Hood noises never gets old.

As a lifelong Peter Sellers fan I give you an A+++ for the Inspector Clouseau situational name drop! Clouseau: There is someone in this rheaum who kneaus more about the meaurder than he is telling. Suspect: Murder? Clouseau: What was that you said? Suspect: I said "murder". Clouseau: What meaurder? Suspect: I-I-I don't know, y-you said "murder". Clouseau: I said meaurder? YEAU said meaurder! Suspect: No, I said murder because you said murder. Clouseau: I SAID MEAURDER?!

“As intimidating as a person blowing their nose” made me recall the covid propaganda from the media- “I remember when a sneeze didn’t sound like a gun shot”

It's a murder and a mystery. The murder of the star wars franchise and a mystery of who TF greenlit this!?!?

Execute Order Scissor Six ✂✂

Royston Vasey? "A local shop for local people. We'll have no trouble here!"

I think the plot and how it develops reflects the lack of focus, short attention span and the incapacity of delaying gratification of everyone involved in the writing.

Star Wars:"No Country for White Men"

Order 69?! Operation: Scissor Wars.

Assassin in the Moss Eisley bar, "Attack me with all of your strength." Han Solo just shoots her, "Yep, I shot first. Deal with it!"

One of the super chats yesterday had me rolling - "Lesbian Headlamps, personal taste tester for Harvey Weinstein". Oof!

In Hollywood, "might be" means "definitely is." Leslye Headland learned that from her sith master.

So, two sisters, one of them presumed dead, turns evil, goes around kills people. The second one just letting her go. So, it's batwoman, IN SPACE!

Speaking of "Naked Gun", that "Oh boy!" delivery was Leslie Neilson levels of deadpan there Az! Very well done.

RESPECT THE SOURCE MATERIAL! "Order 66 Big Macs" was already PERFECT!

"But Az, you're fat too!" But you're working on that, meanwhile, Chicken McNuggets there looks perfectly happy where he is...

What happens when you mix star wars , velma , rings of power and Harvey's drug stache ? You get this show

When the director casts friends and family into a show without considering the implications to an organisation.

This is a local jedi temple, for local jedi, there's nothing for you here!

'Do you want a can of can't? ' Do I get the 5 slurpo points?

Yoda will show up with a full head of hair and sporting a little padawan braid.

This assassin has studied the Rusty Shackelford technique 'pocket sand'? Stunning and brave.

"Brown boy summer"- love it!

Haha, Ghey Ryan Kinel! It cannot, and will not, be UNSEEN!

Fat Jedi: “I bypassed the compressor!” Master Jedi: “Try passing by Burger King next time.”

"The actual spoof, Spaceballs, is more Star Wars than Star Wars. Ironic." - *Palpatine*

I have friends who are still fans and watch this and even they can't explain what's happening, you can see the shine in their eye vanish as they try to convince you "It's still Star Wars guys."

Jedi : Order 66 ......... Cheese burgers Clone trooper : " Order 66 " raises rifle ....... lowers it " Cheese burgers " Jedi : raises eyebrow , " Chese burgers "

‘League of Gentlemen’ reference. Enjoying my prize as I write.

Suicide in Star Wars. That's just fucked up.

My poor, beloved Star Wars...how far the mighty have fallen

Execute order 66 Chicken McNuggets? Will be done my lord.

I think I realize why we do not see Yoda, he saw what was going on on and said stupid these people are, out of here I am . He found a nice beach to hang out at for a couple centuries until smart people were in charge again.

Based on the first two episodes, the galaxy desperately needed the Empire to wipe out the jedi.

Hotpie from Game of Thrones is learning the ways of the Force.

I bet AZ is regretting that diet now. If he had remained on his fat trajectory he could have become a Jedi.

Amandla is having some extraordinary skills. She got the 1st place from Rachel Zegler in fans interactions.

Hahaha, a crime Clouseau could solve. I instantly pictured Peter Sellers running around in Jedi robes. Hahaha. Man I love that.

5:20 Well you see AZ, It's most likely Lesleys Wife is the secret Sith Master that appeared at the end of episode one. I'm calling it now.

"Attack me with all of your strength" - Repeatedly gets curbstomped by Jedi who barely fight back. What does the Acolyte expect is going to happen when she fights a Jedi that ACTUALLY does attack her with all of their strength ? This series is still in the timeframe to let Yoda show up... watch her get plastered by a 500 year old puppet.

Watching 1 episode of Disney Star Wars ❌️ Watching 6 youtubers roast 1 episode of Disney Star Wars ✅️

6:39 I feel a disturbance in mystery writing. As if millions of "little grey cells" cried out "sacré bleu!" and suddenly went silent in in disgust.

11:05 omg that had me in bits, absolute savage 🤣

Ngl, Az, I'm happy to see the Robyn Hood gagging carry-on. Lol

Nothing like overweight Jedi’s to impart that “we are an order of discipline” message.

Imagine thinking there would ever be an obese Jedi, their whole life is dedicated to training and discipline.

All Jedi can be defeated by sand canon confirmed.

If a force user can create a dust cloud, I'm pretty sure a jedi master could clear the cloud with a wave of his hand.

They went into the temple, YOUNG, and touched the precious things of the Jedi temple.

I didn’t think it would get any better (by which I mean worse) then Az having to describe Robyn in Da Hood, but this series is going to bring me infinite joy, not by watching a second of it, but by watching Az melt down weekly.

"He looks like a gay Ryan Kinel." Wait, Ryan Kinel isn't already the gay version of Ryan Kinel?

Apparently, there are not 2 sisters and we have a fight club situation going on. This I guess is the real twist they are aiming for.

"Execute Order 66 McChicken Nuggets!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

if she had a hardhat and a ladder with her nobody would thought she was trespassing in the temple. works in real life sometimes....a friend told me

"...he looks like a gay Ryan Kinel, don't worry about that bit..." 😂

So good!🤣🤣🤣 At least Minons franchise understands that the cater to families. Universal Studios in Florida has great Minons merchandise, bakery, and Cafe.

Haha, not only did the Jedi ignore her but she got the droid out to throw a device onto the part that was exposed anyways. Why did she have the child throw something at it to potentially warn the people in the temple. Also there isn't only a skylight but a side window that directly leads towards the streets that nobody noticed :D It was hilarious to watch, I almost got a sore belly from laughing xD

The tattoo is a Chekhov’s gun! Mark my words.

Listening to Brown Boy Summer ask good questions and get shut down reminds me of Jerry from Rick & Morty do the same, to the same result. Huh.

Question, how did she expect to administer the poison? Like aerosolized would prob work but if it was meant to be drank... wtf.

I run a local co-op channel for local people so, reference got, about to enjoy a freshly opened 'I can I can't'

'Master squid game...' i nearly chocked on my coffee at that

DarthDonalds is my favourite Sith Burger.