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The Acolyte: The Apex Of Trash | Part 3 

The Movie Cynic
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@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access
@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access Месяц назад
Someone said “the people who used to make fun of you for liking Star Wars, now run it” And BOY does it show
@catalyst385
@catalyst385 Месяц назад
That’s a perfect description 😂 When Leslye Headland gets asked about contradicting the established lore or details that don’t make any sense, you can see in her eyes that she desperately wants to shoot back with “It’s just a dumb space show. Grow up.”
@GOPSlayer
@GOPSlayer Месяц назад
I know this sounds out of place, but the same thing happened to Abercrombie & Fitch. Now a bunch gay minorities run it.
@Danjuul7552
@Danjuul7552 Месяц назад
No no, they're still making fun of all of us
@teamtundra2619
@teamtundra2619 Месяц назад
@@catalyst385that didn’t happen
@teamtundra2619
@teamtundra2619 Месяц назад
No
@barfo281
@barfo281 Месяц назад
That curly haired whiny dude was a Padawan, 16 years ago. In the episode where he drinks the poison May gives him, the housekeeper Jedi tells them that Master Curly has been meditating for TEN YEARS. That means he went from Padawan to MASTER in less than 6 years. So...he did some Jedi CLEP courses, got his Masters, then suddenly decided he felt guilty about stuff from 6 years prior, and locked himself in a floating meditative state. Neato.
@ragtowne
@ragtowne Месяц назад
Time is a pathway to many abilities some considered to be unnatural
@thomaswood1158
@thomaswood1158 Месяц назад
Those University of Phoenix courses really payed off in the end. Lmao
@TheWanderingDirector
@TheWanderingDirector Месяц назад
Someone should tell Anakin about that.
@Raccoon-Formers
@Raccoon-Formers Месяц назад
If Osha’s mom was willing to let her become a Jedi she really should’ve said so because then Sol wouldn’t have stabbed her.
@dillonroberts9945
@dillonroberts9945 Месяц назад
Or if she didn't start making one of the children into black smoke. That's pretty damn suspicious
@weareharbinger914
@weareharbinger914 Месяц назад
Have you considered dissolving the child into black smoke with yourself conveys this just as well?
@Esty568
@Esty568 Месяц назад
They wanted to set up the jedi as the bad guys so much, that they made their actions make sense.
@fomori2
@fomori2 Месяц назад
It is a weird mashup of victim culture and lack of personal responsibility. Nothing is your fault, which makes YOU the victim of your own agency, and therefore virtuous.
@petriew2018
@petriew2018 Месяц назад
they wanted to make the jedi bad guys, but instead just make literally everyone a moron. You can't really even say who is the good guy in all this, because none of it happens if a single functional adult had been present. Nobody does anything that makes sense for their characters as established, the motivations are whatever the script needs in the moment and shift on a dime just to cause drama, the 'good guys' are still murdering psychopaths or brainwashed cultists.... everyone is just so unrelentingly dumb at every turn.... That's why this is so awful. You can see right through the writers, you know exactly what they WANT you to think, there is absolutely no subtlety here.... but they still utterly fail to even have it make sense. It's not even a matter of opinion, this is just fundamentally bad writing. This is first draft fan fiction levels of amateur.
@IsaiahWayne2104
@IsaiahWayne2104 Месяц назад
In the words of Mark Hamill. "If you're expecting to see the same exact spark or magic moment when you were a kid, then you're setting yourself up for disappointment."
@WillFredward7167
@WillFredward7167 Месяц назад
These people genuinely don’t know what was magical about the original trilogy. Utterly unqualified
@andrewlattier5138
@andrewlattier5138 Месяц назад
Mark hamill is a fucking clown buddy I wouldn’t quote that guy
@skaetur1
@skaetur1 Месяц назад
Then how come I had those feelings when I watched Fallout?
@Geekezf
@Geekezf Месяц назад
I started to watch star wars as a young adult. It's definitly shittier now than it was before.
@StayHumanPlease
@StayHumanPlease Месяц назад
Last clip I just watched. Applicable for sure.
@Valen-mh9fh
@Valen-mh9fh Месяц назад
Perpetual loading screen Amandla Stenberg 😂
@faceless3433
@faceless3433 Месяц назад
Best part 🤣
@barfo281
@barfo281 Месяц назад
Seoul asks Trinity what they will tell the Jedi Council, Trinity says, "the truth," then tells them the lie that they will tell the council. Awesome.
@AHersheyHere
@AHersheyHere Месяц назад
Space Witch: *makes furtive gestures in front of a space cop* Also Space Witch: "I was complying." That is some Force level gaslighting.
@jstr6522
@jstr6522 Месяц назад
It also makes them look really bad and might be related to police politics but if you obey the police they don't fuck with you. Usual suspects
@russ254
@russ254 Месяц назад
I know my rights!
@darthrubik8384
@darthrubik8384 Месяц назад
"Hands up, don't shoot!"
@Omega-EP
@Omega-EP Месяц назад
@@AHersheyHere I can't breathe!
@yaboiportch
@yaboiportch Месяц назад
I transform into a shadow demon in front of cops all the time and have yet to get in trouble!
@joeshmoe735
@joeshmoe735 Месяц назад
What's crazy is star wars has already done lesbian space witches before. The night sisters were a well developed group of witches with strong ties to the story and plot that not only didn't harm it, but led to great episodes with genuine stakes. Dooku was going to die had they not sent an entire army there and grevious would've failed if he hadn't played dirty in his duel. Strong female characters aren't the issue. It's when being strong and female is their entire character that's the issue.
@_s.o.l_
@_s.o.l_ Месяц назад
Recently watched Alita: Battle Angel, and it had a FANTASTIC female protagonist. Feminine but strong, smart but cute. I wonder why only badly-written female characters get defended by "progressives"
@fomori2
@fomori2 Месяц назад
" It's when being strong and female is their entire character that's the issue."-- Plenty of movies with strong female leads are loved. Plenty of movies with males leads are bad. It is when you have a female lead that cannot be questioned or considered bad, that it becomes farcical.
@joeshmoe735
@joeshmoe735 Месяц назад
@@fomori2 Couldn't have said it better myself
@bordocofrivia2896
@bordocofrivia2896 Месяц назад
The opposite of love is not hate, its apathy. Disney star wars has yet to learn this...the moment those "toxic fans " dissipate is the day that star wars fades forever.
@kathleenhensley5951
@kathleenhensley5951 Месяц назад
Right now, I am enjoying listening reviewers and making fun of this garbage. I'm holding apathy off ... for now.
@monika2745
@monika2745 Месяц назад
That’s what I’ve learned in therapy: love and hate are powerful because we still care about something or someone. Indifference or apathy means we moved on, neither care to love or hate anymore
@Omega-EP
@Omega-EP Месяц назад
@@kathleenhensley5951 Critical Drinker is my bae.
@jamiel6169
@jamiel6169 Месяц назад
In Sol’s defense both Mae and Osha are basically planks of wood, maybe they both read as blank in the force? It fits perfectly with the lack of expression 😂
@regiman222
@regiman222 Месяц назад
They are identical in the force, at least I think that's what they meant when they said their 'simeodine's were identical, which even identical twins shouldn't. So even the force won't tell him.
@michaelreich4827
@michaelreich4827 Месяц назад
Why doesn't anyone in the media ask Headland about her time with Harvey?
@GIBBO4182
@GIBBO4182 Месяц назад
Ikr…why has she got a free pass? Actually a promotion!! She’s got to have known *something* was going on!
@bigal8752
@bigal8752 Месяц назад
I really do believe she got to make this show as a way to not speak on it.
@kathleenhensley5951
@kathleenhensley5951 Месяц назад
My personal guess is her file cabinet. A very big file cabinet.
@BrandonScott-mi5pz
@BrandonScott-mi5pz Месяц назад
EXCELLENT WORK. THE MOVIE CYNIC
@rebel_diamonds
@rebel_diamonds Месяц назад
She be a woman, and a gay one at that and women can't be villains in the current year.
@PlasticLid-wq6md
@PlasticLid-wq6md Месяц назад
i wonder how many pumpkin spice lattes were consumed in the creation of this
@thatdude7513
@thatdude7513 Месяц назад
By the women that 'worked' on the show directly or those that work on it indirectly via harvey weinsteins primary enablers basement dungeon? You know, cause she literally had a profession that most assuredly included enabling a known sexual deviant prior to this. This woman is a literal monster and probably offender as well.
@ragtowne
@ragtowne Месяц назад
That’s pumpkin spice soy latte
@mustafabrennpaste6521
@mustafabrennpaste6521 Месяц назад
About 800.000.000
@DarkSun123456789
@DarkSun123456789 Месяц назад
All of them.
@brotbrotsen1100
@brotbrotsen1100 Месяц назад
​@@mustafabrennpaste6521low balling though
@XJ43088
@XJ43088 Месяц назад
The worst part about this show is that... there's nothing about it that makes it feel like Star Wars. You could put this series on Netflix or some other streaming platform, and nothing would change. _This. Isn't. Star Wars._
@ragtowne
@ragtowne Месяц назад
I’ve said this before, it’s a completely different story set in a universe that mimics Star Wars but that doesn’t abide by Star Wars reality - think of the “mirror universe“ in Star Trek, things look and feel similar but are totally different
@sosasnipez9584
@sosasnipez9584 Месяц назад
Thank you Leslie headland for ruining Star Wars. It’s so sad what Star Wars has turned into. It’s not even Star Wars anymore.
@afrog2666
@afrog2666 Месяц назад
Gender-Wars
@monika2745
@monika2745 Месяц назад
Her name is spelled Lesbian Headlamp - I learned it from a comment on another video
@uncle-bin1750
@uncle-bin1750 Месяц назад
Lol.. she didn't ruin it. She just put another nail into the coffin. SW has been ruined by... The last jedi, Rise of Skywalker, Book of Boba Fett, Obiwan, Mandalorian season 3, Ahsoka and now this... SW has been at rock bottom for a while by now. Even a great Andor can't save a franchise which has killed by a thousand cuts...
@geraltofriviawitcher7211
@geraltofriviawitcher7211 Месяц назад
I just hope they don’t touch the old republic era.
@ScooterDoge
@ScooterDoge Месяц назад
She didn’t ruin it…Disney did. Kennedy, Johnson, Abrahms, Filoni, and Favreu all F’d it up. Tony Gilroy is the only person doing Star Wars any justice.
@zacross8504
@zacross8504 Месяц назад
Glad to see Weinsteins secretary is writing about what she knows best: someone in a position of the power (the space witch) taking advantage of someone young (that one Jedi) and calling it a good thing
@Omega-EP
@Omega-EP Месяц назад
Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?
@afrog2666
@afrog2666 Месяц назад
Ruining Star Wars over and over, expecting a different result :p
@Melvin-Deeply
@Melvin-Deeply Месяц назад
Showing a guy two shovels and telling him to take his pick?
@ragtowne
@ragtowne Месяц назад
@@Melvin-Deeply🤗
@RikusentaiOfficial
@RikusentaiOfficial Месяц назад
Read that in the Vaas voice in my head
@BrickFighter13
@BrickFighter13 Месяц назад
Insanity is doing the exact... same fucking thing... over and over again expecting... shit to change... That. Is. Crazy.
@AkuTenshiiZero
@AkuTenshiiZero Месяц назад
So the black lesbian space witch turned into a smoke monster after acting belligerently, and gets stabbed by the space wizard cop. Then she claims she didndu nuffin. Huh.
@karenpojar2514
@karenpojar2514 Месяц назад
She was on her way to da Jedi Council, tech them pady-wanes how to read n sheit.
@premiumbr
@premiumbr Месяц назад
last scene of the season finale scared me a lot. Now they will want to change the history of Master Yoda's past. Please, someone do something to stop this disgraceful series from continuing.
@bellowphone
@bellowphone Месяц назад
“I was going to save her… >wheeze< “ “Oh yeah? Well you should have said so, instead of acting like a dick the whole time, and then turning into a smoke demon. See ya later.”
@dragosfronea2783
@dragosfronea2783 Месяц назад
You can't write "The power of many" without "man".
@fuzzy8593
@fuzzy8593 Месяц назад
It is hard to believe these modern Star Wars products are linked in any way to OG Luke Skywalker. What a fall from grace.
@MajorSmurf
@MajorSmurf Месяц назад
Even a bad complete joke would at least have a punchline... The Acolyte doesn't even have that.
@V_Dgt
@V_Dgt Месяц назад
"Jedis in seek of a virgins" What a nice plot for Disney SW
@littlebilly8747
@littlebilly8747 Месяц назад
So, Jedi cannot be killed with weapons... Isn't that the entire order 66 plot point?
@MasticinaAkicta
@MasticinaAkicta Месяц назад
I don't think Leslie ever SAW Star Wars before she got the job....
@ragtowne
@ragtowne Месяц назад
@@MasticinaAkicta but didn’t she say it saved her life?
@littlebilly8747
@littlebilly8747 Месяц назад
@@ragtowne Indeed. However, that seems like 🧢 to me for some reason…
@RikusentaiOfficial
@RikusentaiOfficial Месяц назад
Bold of you to assume the writers know what Order 66 is lmao
@littlebilly8747
@littlebilly8747 Месяц назад
@@RikusentaiOfficial Bold indeed it would seem 💀
@captaincritter6173
@captaincritter6173 Месяц назад
I mean, was there ever any doubt here of how bad this show was going to be?
@captaincritter6173
@captaincritter6173 Месяц назад
It must be so hard to be a Star Wars fan right now. I know because I am one as well. (Actually I am a casual but still you get the idea)
@irkalla100
@irkalla100 Месяц назад
They named a main character Occupational Safety and Health Association. That alone speaks of the (lack of) quality in the writing.
@falxblade1352
@falxblade1352 Месяц назад
Apparently the twins were named after a soap brand
@lankrah
@lankrah Месяц назад
What I particularly don't understand is WHY Osha was being prepared to go to the Jedi IN THE EVENING and the witches were already preparing to fight the Jedi IN THE EVENING!! Why wasn't anyone waiting for daylight to break? Isn't it dangerous to go about empty woods at night? I thought the witches used the Bunta tree sap to hunt some animals?
@dillonroberts9945
@dillonroberts9945 Месяц назад
I feel bad for the actors of Sol and Qimir, cause they seem like good actors (i havent seen what theyve been in) and Sol literally learned English for this roll and they did him dirty
@Gorrgon
@Gorrgon Месяц назад
You all do not understand that Kathleen Kennedy was going for the most plot holes and worst acting in a eight part series to get in the Guinness book of world records while trying to destroy the legacy of Walt Disney.
@ParkerCS2
@ParkerCS2 Месяц назад
The Clone Wars already portrayed good examples of corrupted jedis such as General Krell and Barriss Offee, and that’s back when Star Wars acknowledged those types of individuals were the bad guys. Before the Disney purchase and having Dark Jedi and Sith be portrayed as “misunderstood”
@j.ansbach8818
@j.ansbach8818 Месяц назад
The new Star Wars shows are only created so we appreciate Rebel Moon
@miller42
@miller42 Месяц назад
I wonder how Master Trinity learned that Mae started the fire that destroyed Mount Vagina. Did she read the script? Also it's really disturbing to see that none of the characters - not even Master Trinity - cared about the young padawan who got mind-r*ped by the witch.
@KaxMisha
@KaxMisha Месяц назад
I was very happy to discover that you are still active in RU-vid. The almighty algoritm stopped showing me your videos years ago for some reason, so I had just assumed that you had stopped. Best (re)discovery of the year!
@TheMovieCynic
@TheMovieCynic Месяц назад
Welcome back!
@z350k03
@z350k03 Месяц назад
To be fair, Smile-o Ren showed up in the woods and they attacked him. Technically he was defending himself.
@luna-hw9li
@luna-hw9li Месяц назад
„Osha watches Liu Kang take a dip“… I was really expecting a ShadowWarrior reference here.
@xNistiNx
@xNistiNx Месяц назад
2:07 Small correction: audible descriptions are for vision impairments, not hearing
@Blue_Doge
@Blue_Doge Месяц назад
I wouldn't be suprised if disney made audio descrioptons for deaf people at this point
@Splucked
@Splucked Месяц назад
Hilarious take down. Well done, sir!
@wileycain1476
@wileycain1476 Месяц назад
“Perpetual loading screen” is crazy 😭😂
@catalyst385
@catalyst385 Месяц назад
Dude, it’s sucks so bad. I was thinking about how there was no way for the Jedi to know that Mae started the fire. Like she and Osha were the only ones who witnessed it. Mae of course didn’t tell them before the bridge lift incident, and Osha had to be told what happened when she woke up on the ship. So did Squid Games just guess the cause correctly? Most scripts would have revealed that Sol was lying about the cause of the disaster but that’s a few too many dots to connect for Leslie…
@JWProductions2023
@JWProductions2023 Месяц назад
Since the last Jedi? What about the Rise Of Skywalker
@marquisdelafayette-xe1ht
@marquisdelafayette-xe1ht Месяц назад
At least the RiS didn’t butcher Luke
@JWProductions2023
@JWProductions2023 Месяц назад
@@marquisdelafayette-xe1ht actually it did as the Rise of Skywalker changed likes personality and character traits vs him in the last Jedi
@crowdedcrouton
@crowdedcrouton Месяц назад
What about book of boba Fett?
@michaelreich4827
@michaelreich4827 Месяц назад
​@@marquisdelafayette-xe1ht they didn't butcher him, but they appropriated his name.
@JWProductions2023
@JWProductions2023 Месяц назад
@@crowdedcrouton that show wasn't the worst it was mid, but not even as close to as bad as the sequels
@ArtOfTsukuyomi
@ArtOfTsukuyomi Месяц назад
Can't wait to see Amandla Stenberg drop her second dis track
@MrEdium
@MrEdium Месяц назад
I HATE THIS ENDING‼️🤬
@JohnMack-f3f
@JohnMack-f3f Месяц назад
There are no protagonists in Star Wars, only villains and failures.
@user-sb1ho7ro5z
@user-sb1ho7ro5z Месяц назад
Calling him Liu Kang is BONKERS 😂
@brentgilliam1209
@brentgilliam1209 Месяц назад
That Simple Jack writing quip hit HARD!! You sir win the internets for today.
@stevenhayes7910
@stevenhayes7910 Месяц назад
Very interesting that headland thinks it’s wrong to protect kids and thinks we should blame the manipulated/brainwashed… 🤔 Who did she used to work for, again?
@Mars9982
@Mars9982 Месяц назад
Your masochism is greatly appreciated. I refuse to watch this show.
@macsmith2013
@macsmith2013 Месяц назад
Diversity is no substitute for good writing and characters. Dozens of shows/movies manage both, and don't even pad themselves on the shoulder for it. It's not rocket science, really.
@kmass77
@kmass77 Месяц назад
ROGUE ONE: Remember this quote from the blind Asian man with force ability : “The Force moves darkly near a creature that's about to kill” Guess that was all made up too because this show displays there is no indication at all. All of it is a steaming pile
@fluffypinkpandas
@fluffypinkpandas Месяц назад
unrelated but I wish there was a game where you play as that blind man (before and after the blinding event) and the gimmick is that throughout gameplay, you unlock your sensing abilities and see these dark and light clouds, have these controller buzz-ques and see a rough monochrome wireframe of basic surrounding and movement of things that not only create sound, but have a colored force signature of some kind. I just want a star wars game other than LEGO where a force aura can be seen by the player. something that lets you see what a jedi would be seeing all the time. imagine rumble and aura-cues that signalled the direction a surprise attack will be coming from, and the gameplay being like For Honor imagine harder levels containing a miniboss level sith that mastered hiding their intent, and have a stealth advantage against your senses. either that or encountering a chaotic mind who sends so many telegraphed intents to flick something a you that half of em are feins. maybe a brief horror element where something you dont think is capable of harm starts to get that vignetting effect of “their intent to kill” when you look at them.
@marvindaughtry6237
@marvindaughtry6237 Месяц назад
Trinity dropped some Kamala-esq word salad😂
@joshslater2426
@joshslater2426 Месяц назад
1) Most people won’t even consider this travesty canon as it breaks so much of the Star Wars lore 2) It’s clearly just attempting to push an agenda, and Headland isn’t even hiding it. She knows nothing about Star Wars, and neither does half the cast (the fact one thought Anakin blew up the Death Star and one of them didn’t recognise Mark Hamill is very worrying) 3) It’s crappily written and produced, and I really can’t tell where the $180 million budget went. A New Hope was shot on $11 million, and you can see every penny on screen 4) It has a general lack of logic. Fire can’t happen in space and you can’t set a stone building on fire. There’s also the fact the show robbed Anakin of his specialty of being born through the force, which feels a bit wrong. So ultimately, I’m glad I never bothered to watch this travesty. I’ll just stick to the 9 main films and the 2 spin-offs.
@williamedwards4151
@williamedwards4151 Месяц назад
I don't even know how turning into a giant smoke monster was supposed to, "let Osha go". The f*ck does that even mean? What was your goal with that brilliant move? Cause, ya know, Mommy Maul also turned into a smoke monster. And SHE possessed the Wookie when SHE did it. So, what the f*ck was the other Mommy going to do with her smoke monster powers?
@Mark_Knight
@Mark_Knight Месяц назад
Women don't understand responsibility and how can someone expect them to write someone who does?
@chideraalexanderdex547
@chideraalexanderdex547 Месяц назад
Loser
@marduk3633
@marduk3633 Месяц назад
i think disney purposely ruin star wars because the original 6 were too political. they want the fans to suffer and at the same time drop the political nuances.
@CATSatapokertable
@CATSatapokertable Месяц назад
Bro thank you for not holding back, youre my spirit animal, from darth dipshit to LU kang😂😂😂
@biomechanism1
@biomechanism1 Месяц назад
The Acolyte is a show how George Lucas has imagined Star Wars! Oh wait wrong Multiverse
@EngineeringEducate
@EngineeringEducate Месяц назад
It doesn’t even feel like it should be a show. I am still questioning what exactly the plot of the series is? Also, one episode left? I don’t feel as though there is no way to wrap this up in one episode? For example… Does Osha turn? Does Qimir die? What about the Jedi and the council? Too many issues that won’t be wrapped up in a 43 minute episode.
@CurriedBat
@CurriedBat Месяц назад
Lol Tofurkey Eater is the best name. I wish it was my name, but all I can afford is turkey bacon.
@willem1642
@willem1642 Месяц назад
Actually, stone buildings can catch fire, or rather, the fittings like curtains and furniture catch fire and spread from one room to another. There are companies that do fire stopping to prevent or slow down the spread of fire. I recommend Red Crow as one of the leading companies in that field.
@jeremyk9000
@jeremyk9000 Месяц назад
Great stuff Cynic, I was chuckling the whole review. Thanks
@SlimeWithGlasses
@SlimeWithGlasses Месяц назад
The way you describe things is amazing. I had to stop myself from laughing out loud while watching this in public.
@teamtundra2619
@teamtundra2619 Месяц назад
Serious issues, yes. Worst thing ever? No
@TheCasualSubculturist
@TheCasualSubculturist Месяц назад
I'm glad Movie Cynic didn't bash Jung-jae Lee at least, because he's amazing actor... just in a bad show.
@SlipdeGarcondeJour
@SlipdeGarcondeJour Месяц назад
"Perpetual loading screen" 🤣
@vsznry
@vsznry Месяц назад
Was not expecting the Ezio mention .
@AndreaMBaler
@AndreaMBaler Месяц назад
Especially with it being Altair
@marcakins3373
@marcakins3373 Месяц назад
I am a casual SW fan but I this actress Stenberg has one expression the entire series, I have never seen anything she has done previously but her acting can’t be this bad, right?!?
@KyleFriday-bn4jv
@KyleFriday-bn4jv Месяц назад
"That tends to happen when your actual Starwars show has a worse script than Rebel Moon" Oof that's brutal dude 😂
@mxvega1097
@mxvega1097 Месяц назад
Oh no. There's more?? I thought this was the glorious final review slam before the show crawls up its own vergence hole and expires.
@bartimois2584
@bartimois2584 Месяц назад
"the power of manyyyyyy" makes me cringe so hard that I started liking she hulk
@yaboiportch
@yaboiportch Месяц назад
After finishing the Acolyte, I now theorize that Russian Doll was good accidentally and Leslie actively fought against making it good.
@seancallaway5204
@seancallaway5204 Месяц назад
2:05 The audible descriptions for the hearing impaired? 🤔
@TheMovieCynic
@TheMovieCynic Месяц назад
My bad 😂
@seancallaway5204
@seancallaway5204 Месяц назад
@@TheMovieCynic I mean, as dumb as this show has been and continues to be, I was willing to roll with it and see where you were going. :P
@TheMovieCynic
@TheMovieCynic Месяц назад
I feel like I’m good for a random foul up like that every 5-6 videos lol
@Ironbeargrizz187
@Ironbeargrizz187 Месяц назад
Boss Kermit is crazy 😂🤣😂🤣 and Liu Kang is priceless dude your writing is insane
@jorgezarco9269
@jorgezarco9269 12 дней назад
Carrie Anne-Moss was so good in the uneven The Matrix 4.
@billtupis3457
@billtupis3457 Месяц назад
This is the worst Star Wars spinoff ever. What a mess.
@remsan03
@remsan03 Месяц назад
I'm saddened by the news of your loss. Stay strong, buddy.
@marcclay9125
@marcclay9125 Месяц назад
Your reviews are the best thing that comes out of these shows. You're Hilarious 🤣
@ryanstabach5613
@ryanstabach5613 Месяц назад
A long time ago, in a galaxy FAR, FAR AWAY.... we have an American social agenda.
@allengaible6436
@allengaible6436 Месяц назад
Please give Manny Jacinto some credit - he's got some acting chops and he built that body.
@sparquisdesade
@sparquisdesade Месяц назад
Only thing I can think of is the no weapon rule was him wanting her to fail on purpose.... so she would bait in more jedi...yeah ok eff it I have no idea.
@NovaBombardment
@NovaBombardment 20 дней назад
I subscribed to Disney Plus to watch Timon and Pumbaa, The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh, and Pepper Anne since you couldn't get them anywhere for decades. Disney Plus is only worth getting for the archive of Disney television that was kept in the vault for ages. Disney Plus got my money for what was actually valuable, and then I unsubscribed. Pepper Anne is still likable and charming all these years later. When I was a tiny eight year old boy, I thought Pepper Anne was the most likable and attractive girl in any cartoon. 😊Turns out the show still holds up well too! Well worth the nostalgia. :)
@ParkerCS2
@ParkerCS2 Месяц назад
Star Wars ended in 2005.
@joshslater2426
@joshslater2426 Месяц назад
Nah, it ended in 2019. Rise of Skywalker was decent, and it all went downhill from there.
@ParkerCS2
@ParkerCS2 Месяц назад
@@joshslater2426 you’re high
@Sevenfold120
@Sevenfold120 Месяц назад
Why was Indara alone in the first episode btw? No Padawan? She went off by herself no other Jedis around?
@johnmessina6382
@johnmessina6382 Месяц назад
You have some great turns of phrases. Gimp lair had me laughing my ass off. Just subscribed. 🙂
@FordThunderCougarFalconBird
@FordThunderCougarFalconBird Месяц назад
Doesn’t matter how bad it is. I guarantee Disney will sign Leslie up for 2-3 more seasons. KK is great at throwing good money after bad. Whether it actually gets made or not is another matter. 🤷‍♂️
@corporalturner
@corporalturner Месяц назад
1:15 - Notice that when Indara gets stabbed by the knife that a little trickle of blood comes out instead of blood seeping into the fabric of 3 layers clothing that she's wearing. Is the blood coming out of the knife or her?
@carlosfuentes7945
@carlosfuentes7945 Месяц назад
The Mandelorean is the last greatest SW story.
@eliasjohnson101
@eliasjohnson101 Месяц назад
After episode 3, man... Star Wars. I'll miss you 💙🧡💙 May The Force Be With You, Always.
@danieldasilva3068
@danieldasilva3068 14 дней назад
Trust me, no one considers the acolyte canon.
@katyavinogradova7688
@katyavinogradova7688 Месяц назад
To quote a much better show, This is a disaster of Belwederian proportions. It's not like we expected anything decent from Harvey Weinstein's personal assistant, but I doubt any of us could have predicted exactly how horrific the Crapolyte would be.
@MrTheHeadlines
@MrTheHeadlines Месяц назад
Imagine hating a show so much but continue to watch every new episode that comes out 😂
@marcusinglisa1782
@marcusinglisa1782 Месяц назад
"planet lesbian" & "stfu venti latte"
@sirjonsmithiii992
@sirjonsmithiii992 Месяц назад
Not sure why people keep reviewing this show. It is so bad/obviously a fake series. No one can make something this bad and be real. No one.
@Blue_Doge
@Blue_Doge Месяц назад
idk, disney did even worse with TLJ, and TROS, and I don't know if they would through 2/3's of their trilogy away for youtubers to make fake videos
@kevo-o-o
@kevo-o-o Месяц назад
How dare you insult Simple Jack, he would never write something this...special...
@wolfen8622
@wolfen8622 Месяц назад
Again. I said it before and I’ll say it again. I’m completely team Torbin. Torbin wanted none of that BS, he went into a deep meditation to deal with that whole BS and then offed himself because he couldn’t take this BS anymore. So fkn relatable. That’s exactly how I feel after watching this sht show
@jimmiekarlsson4458
@jimmiekarlsson4458 Месяц назад
Worst Star wars ever made. Hell, id go so far to say its one of the worst shows ever made. I rather sit down and watch some low budget thing like Flash Gordon instead, that shit is atleast so cheesy and ugly it becomes fun. This is just a pile of crap
@ZIGSVIDS
@ZIGSVIDS Месяц назад
It's just low rent, look at the fight chorography ...terrible
@ouchiegiverjr
@ouchiegiverjr Месяц назад
Legit haven’t even seen a Star Wars product since last Jedi, nothing can make me care what this pathetic franchise can throw at me to “disrespect” itself, it’s legit pathetic to see the potential slip away with the hacks that are in charge.
@tycabanas8683
@tycabanas8683 Месяц назад
this video and comment section are gross bro yall being way too critical and just calling people names yall don’t even have any good points that aren’t contradictory if yall criticized literally any film this way you can tell its people acting in front of a camera that’s why your supposed to emerge yourself in it not plan on not liking it before you even watch it then just wine and call the characters stupid
@BiggieTrismegistus
@BiggieTrismegistus Месяц назад
It's not as gross as your inability to use punctuation. The show sucks. The writing, acting and directing are terrible.
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