The Archies Movie Roast | Dishonest Review | The Quarter Ticket Show 

“Atleast Animal had…” is truly the beginning of a horror story.

my personal theory is zoya was blackmailed into making this and she put the least effort into it so that she would never have to do this again

''He cried for three days'' Due to his daughter's 'talent'

Babel khan is truly talented actor. I watched his series The Railway Men and i absolutely loved his performance.

My respect for Riverdale cast after watching Archies: 📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈

This HAS to be a money laundering front along with an excuse to launch these star kids.. right?? RIGHT??

Archies was telecasted on Cartoon Network a couple of decades ago, though not popular among Indian kids, but those cartoon characters had better acting than this real cast. 😂

If anyone could do a truly Indian Archies, it would have been the gang at TVF. Those writers get desi culture and give them the power to work with this IP and dekho kaise ek fantastic show / movie banta hain

I watched 12th fail and I was like this movie just deserve like all awards because it has an amazing story line and amazing actors and you won't believe I also watched Archies and i was like "WHY NETFLIX WHY"

The movie was so bad, that even you couldn't make the review better, which you always manage to do.

Ohhh that "Arjun ye dhaai ghanta mere paas wapas nahi aaega(with that accent)" line was hilarious 😂😅😂😂

Archies is so disconnected from Indian life, especially in the 70s that it literally inspired the late great Pran to create the Chacha Chaudhry and other brilliant characters. Then, someone had the bright idea to bring these characters and stories of 'life in the 60s' to the indian context using actors who literally have no experience of a 'normal' modern life. Slow claps to bante hain

Loved all the ZNMD snippets; so on point!! But selfishly, above all - I feel validated to find another person who can work Rohini's tone and accent of "Ye agle mahine nahi aayega" in an everyday conversation!

Let me make a logical guess how this movie came to be. KJo as usual volunteered to make a grand launchpad for the babies, who are so talented, passionate but misunderstood and "hated" by the audience for no reason. But the parents were apprehensive (seeing the "acceptance" the previous Nepo babies launched by him received). Cue Round Table Conf! And voila! Zoya! The only Nepo director/producer who has an ounce of credibility. Either she was basically arm-twisted into staking her whole career and credibility to build an even shinier launchpad while being paid handsomely. Or she chose to do this for the kids who basically grew up in front of her eyes, being a good aunty. Either way sucks for the audience!

Ananya held her ground in "Kho Gaye Hum Kahan". It was a pleasant surprise to see her in that movie

When the movie came out I didn't read or watch any reviews because I didn't want to have an opinion already. Then I tried to watch this film three times just because I like Zoya Akhtar movies. I couldn't watch it past 20 mins. Anyways, like always nice commentary. And like always, nice use of ZNMD. "Sab kuch likha hua hai" stood out for me. Good luck!

Jughead was the only character I liked in the movie. Away from the drama, content with his burgers. He is the one I related to😂😂

And Zoya was saying uske nepokids aur random auditioned kids have worked hard par uske nepo kids hi famous huye... *insert* "iska koi sense hai kya?" wala dialogue

I mean, Netflix ka corporate paisa meets The Archies collectively trying to erase ‘Riverdale’ while also profiting off of it should be studied lol

True words 😂after watching Khushi Kapoor I also started respecting janhvi Kapoor 😂😂 2:11

The "very handsome boy" cracked me up 😂

Everything is temporary but this girl's obsession with ZNMD 1:04 is permanent.... Us baby Us... ❤😂😂😂

The best thing about this movie is Shankar Ehsaan Loy's music, set and costume design.

Great video! Yeah, Archies was sadly disappointing. I’m a Zoya and Reema fan, so I was expecting a lot more than this. I wish they can make a movie of the quality level of ZNMD again.

The best thing in this video about Archies is the clips from ZNMD. 😅

O My God, the way you used clips from "Zindegi na milegi doobara," which is another Zoa Akhtar film, is impeccable 😂😂❤❤

2:21 Not thé Vangaboyz JUMPSCARE. I’m terrified of him in interviews.

Lisa Haydon would’ve been a perfect casting choice for Veronica Lodge 😍

2:19 that was quite smart and on the point 😂😂

HAPPY NEW YEAR! I hope you have a great year ahead giving us dishonest reviews. Also, not people acting like they’ve never heard of The Archies (with exceptions) when some of the most seminal movies in our country have been ‘unofficial’ adaptations.

Your thumbnails and reviews are way better than many big movie reviewers..! 💥

Your jokes are good. No need to apologize😂

0:01 look at those long legs 🥺

You have a very very long life! Just yesterday I was thinking 🤔 it’s been a long time since an upload from TQTS!

That Sandeep Reddy Wanga reference was 🤣🤣🤣🤣

your Reviews are just getting better

You sacrificed whole 2 and a half hour (even more to make a video) just for US My sympathy for you 😢😢😢 My love for you ❤❤❤ 📈📈📈📈📈

In Archies I like Dot. Her songs are like breathe of fresh air, they are like retro Peggy Lee

Papa was crying for 3 days as he was missing Sridevi and thinking accha hai ye sab dekhne ke liye woh Zinda nahi hai. Sridevi knew that her daughters are hopeless so she never tried for them. But ye tehri papa ki pariyan. Whenever Sridevi use to cry in any emotional scene it used to make me cry also. The climax scene of movie Suhagan in which she was casted opposite Jeetendra whenever I watch it I cry. Sridevi's daughters should watch her movies. But inhone us Cockroach Johar ko apna idol mana hai toh inke career ka satyanash hone hi wala hai.

As long as the movie is not harming the society's thoughts like Animal it is fine from entertainment's perspective!

Oh man, the kind of rollercoaster I went through watching this movie, not because of the movie but because of the oscillating emotions towards Zoya, from shock to anger to sadness to frustration. Couldn't have captured the angst any better. Sorry about the disappointment re. :(

Thanks for saving me the time lol i kinda wanted to watch it to see what the outrage was about but you explained it really well

Golmaal (2006) is also ok since it was a meme movie 😂😂

😂 I used to watch your videos and love them but I changed my phone one year ago and lost your channel and today this video is on my feed.

Was listening to Aao Naa (from Kyun Ho Gaya Naa) when I saw your new video notification.. Obv I completed the song and then watched this😂😅

Your roasting skills>>>

Aditi Dot is so cute and adorable she deserves so much IMO. i hope she gets better chances and roles after this 🙏🏽🙏🏽

Radiohead?!?! Like REALLLY NOW?!?!?! 🤣😂😅 I ran this in the background while cleaning my space and even then it was annoying... Ha

The Hannah Montana reference 😂😂😂 Double mazaaaa mil jaaye😂😂😂

I think even Riverdale was better than this.

I love this review 😂❤️ Your subtle jokes and punchlines. My issue with the movie was ki bhai kitna convenient hai sab, real life mein aise log hote hein ? Hote hain to kahan? 😢 Also you have a very cute voice. Matches with the potato ❤️😂

He Crieed-aahhh!!! 🤣

It is interesting that Student Of The Year from picture waali film and naav waala boat days is a better Archies than officially promoted Archies adaptation. Ye aur Adipurush dekha nahi, dekhna bhi nahi

I know it's like a bad memory for you but are you gonna make Animal's dishonest reviews?

Staring kamal ki thi rani mukharjee di 😂👍🏻❤ Ye waste time nahi milega dubara

3:40 whats the S for? " "Struggle jo tumne ki nahi" SAVAGE😂

Yayyy abhich insta pe story dekha. Aur video bhi aagaya

Starring ✨✨✨ in the end was awesome

5:15 Don't be sorry Querty, Mujhe tho ye video se pata chala ki Agastya ne Jokes bole the... All so your jokes are better than whatever they were trying to pronounce

Movie ke dialog uske background music se match nahi hote thats the reason Archies not get any "cheeze..."

All I felt after watching your roast, is wish to watch ZNMD 😅

The review was so to the point. I especially enjoyed the parallels between Suhana and Veronica. What was the point of painstakingly creating the Archies world when they wouldn't make it a murder mystery? 'Save the Tree' story is so generic and so hackneyed that it could have been based on any group of teenagers. Isleye kehte hain ki nakal ke liye bhi akal chahiye. Also help me understand the baap-daddy joke. I didn't get it P.S. I love Hannah Montana

It was really bad. Did not expect this from Zoya Akhtar. But she redeemed herself a little bit with Kho gaye hum kahan, which she co-wrote.

Zoya akhtar s filmography was good until.... And yes luck by chance one of the best movies like how much self aware a movie can be😂 And quarty ji se q n a kab hoga ji😅

To be honest Archies series was never that exceptional or classic to be adapted. Why Zoya thought to adapt them is mystery?

2:03 wait, they both are different actress 💀 It was like Emraan-Himesh kinda sheet 🤡

I slept through this movie. it was too long imo and i was surprisingly entertained by kho gaye hum kaha and though annie poo did pretty well (shocker). the chashma guy was the best in teh movie, he danced way better that ms ostrich suhana

Idk how everytime American and Indian collaborators come together they somehow manage to create sh*t nd then they advertise it like it's the best thing ever created.

Its always feels good to hear you 😅😊

life is so unfair and such pointless movies only slaps that fact on all our faces. o7 to all struggling and talented actors and filmmakers and writers!

We want long Satirical Animal dishonesty review plx😁

4:03 was 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 we two had laugh riot, as it was totally unexpected Archhhii आरछी 😂 Additionally : We were immediately delighted to see a video from The quarter ticket show and that too on a timewaste movie like Archies and there were many funny moments in this video but 4:03 👌👌👌

12th fail and Joram are amazing movies, go and watch those movies instead of wasting your time in this show.

i totally agree with babil khan. he was amazing in qala and the railway man.

NOPE > I did not watch the movie. I rather prefer to watch people review about the film that more funny

Now we have one and only Aloo merch. 🥔🥔

The only good thing Zoya Akhtar did with Archies was to cast 4,5 nepokids togather... So that we don't have to suffer in any another rozgaar yojna movie.

I saw you in yogi baba video and loved your opinions so i subscribed to your channel keep posting this content I love it! ❤

Good motivating movie. ❤ I liked it 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 More such movies should be made in india 🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊

Picnic se yaad aaya!, picnic at hanging rock ( movie ) ka review kardo! Just for a change.. pleech!!

That perfect cut , aaaarchhheeee ❤️❤️

I'm scared for the future of bollywood.

Suhana, Khushi se acting karana was not funny zoya🤧

we need one for Animal too

I refuse to believe that this movie was directed by zoya aktar 😤

I was just 12 minutes into the movie, ended up watching a random episode of friends.

Archies was an okay movie. Just a feel good, breezy, light hearted time pass. The hate is directly proportional to the amount of marketing and PR it is though. If it hadn’t been shoved down the audience’s throats, perhaps people would be kinder to it. It’s just a popcorn movie about teenagers. It wasn’t so bad. Honestly I liked it. The whole hill station and dancing in Gymkhanas reminded me of my childhood and my grandparents in a hill station. To each their own.

This was such a disappointing movie. I have been a big fan of the comics, my childhood closet is literally filled with them. I thought Zoya would definitely do justice, they had the perfect set, aesthetics, costumes etc but the script was so terrible. The only thing good about this movie was that it was just a notch better than Riverdale, which is not a compliment. They could have just picked up a storyline form the comics.

archies was chillar party of grown up minus some watchability ,innocence but plus cringe, horrible acting plus being terribly effortless in history of being effortless writer

i am a simp for vedang raina PLEASE SAVE HIM

The movie name is Archies but it should be archived

The aesthetics, sets and costumes of the movie were great but likewise I believe that this film lacked something The plotline was very loose , hollow and predictable, the characters couldve been written better if this was suppose to be "coming of the age". The entire movie felt like mocking instead of a "feel good" experience. I didn't even watch the whole movie because of how bored I got , i wish the casts were better that couldve at least made the movie more watchable

Thank you so much for saving my time ❤

My take on it was, I literally just wanted to get to the end of it as quickly as possible. I almost didn’t pay attention to much as there really wasn’t any meat in the story. I’ve read the comic books but Reggie would be a villain in the comic and always got his way, so his character was a surprise. Both Betty and Veronica are petite, and Khushi didn’t physically suit her part. Agastya made a pretty cute Indian Archie. Pop Tates is such an exciting ice cream shop in the comic, but in the movie, it looked so dull and boring I wanted to cry.

Great review. I felt that even the music was boht mid despite Shankar Ehsaan Loy composing it. It's like every artist with a distinct voice was doused in strawberry milk and plum cake before they worked on this movie. Maine picture khatam karte hi samosa khaya, do mirchi ke saath.

Thanks so much for this review. Haven't watched the film but iska promotion itna over the top tha that I had heard about it. The comics are good. Netflix waali series bhi nahi dekhi but after this film that might also seem better in comparison. 😂

I love ❤Hannah Montana in my childhood....... U r underrated ❤❤

S for struggle jo tumbe dekha nahi😂.. man! You killed it girl

Zoya's assistant director was sudha kongara now you why her work seems to be different in recent movies of her.

I tried to watch it multiple times but never able to get over with it😢😢 never happened before 😂