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The ASMR Quest Giver 

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You stumble upon a Quest Giver who has plenty of XP and ASMR rewards for only the most daring and bravest of adventurers!
00:05:04 Quest #1
00:16:24 Quest #2
00:24:53 Quest #3
00:32:21 Quest #4
00:37:10 Quest #5
00:42:45 Quest #6
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What is ASMR?
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. It's a non-scientific word that an everyday person came up with to describe the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps but much more pleasant and without the uncomfortable chills.
ASMR videos are meant to intentionally induce this sensation in the viewer, often referred to as "tingles", but the videos also serve to provide a relaxing, calming and soothing experience for the viewer. Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy the videos for their calming and sleepy effect.

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@thecusk6918
@thecusk6918 6 лет назад
Uncle E is the kind of guy that, when he says “give me a second”, actually takes a second
@offspreyd
@offspreyd 6 лет назад
jerma or bust
@crackpot316
@crackpot316 6 лет назад
A Random Opinion watch his "Cleaning my balls for ASMR and relaxation." He takes at least 10 seconds to put things down.
@valkaerie8715
@valkaerie8715 6 лет назад
Theres no way thats a real vid lmao
@valkaerie8715
@valkaerie8715 6 лет назад
Omfg it is real
@tangerineman27
@tangerineman27 6 лет назад
This is one of the funniest strings of comment I’ve ever seen 😂
@finalfroggitapproaches6418
@finalfroggitapproaches6418 4 года назад
This is how I’d raise my kids. I’d make a chart with chores on it with the XP value rewarded. Each time they level up, they’d get a reward of some kind as an incentive to complete quests (do chores) as often as they want.
@ZodokiEsparda
@ZodokiEsparda 2 года назад
. . .that is actually very smart and a way i was raised however i was rewarded with Playtime for my console
@8-ball916
@8-ball916 2 года назад
How much xp do they need to level up
@Darktyp3
@Darktyp3 6 лет назад
Uncle Rift are you okay? I noticed you were playing video games with a controller that wasn't on...
@thecusk6918
@thecusk6918 6 лет назад
Houston Massey It seems the ASMR Quest Givers are given mysterious powers commonly known as “Movie Magic”.
@jeffschleg9665
@jeffschleg9665 6 лет назад
If this video came out in 2010 then I could of gotten away with making a Kinect joke.
@lewishancock3526
@lewishancock3526 6 лет назад
>kinect jokes in 2010
@Skadooshbag
@Skadooshbag 6 лет назад
Also looked like the wrong controller for the wrong type of system to play the game he would have been playing.
@icydata1233
@icydata1233 6 лет назад
Its a magic thing called device settings or controller settings
@benperiod
@benperiod 6 лет назад
00:05:04 Quest #1 00:16:24 Quest #2 00:24:53 Quest #3 00:32:21 Quest #4 00:37:10 Quest #5 00:42:45 Quest #6
@inflatablemattress2
@inflatablemattress2 6 лет назад
Wow thanks
@evanenglish9551
@evanenglish9551 6 лет назад
Lol u literally just took it from the description
@benperiod
@benperiod 6 лет назад
IrishEvo it's for mobile users, I didn't see it in the comments, and if you're on a mobile device, you can't click timestamps in a description, only from comments...
@thegr1mmr3aper67
@thegr1mmr3aper67 6 лет назад
Its the cheat code comment 😍
@chewywolf4623
@chewywolf4623 6 лет назад
Oh thank you.
@celloafterdark4173
@celloafterdark4173 5 лет назад
I would totally play any video game in asmr mode!!! All the characters whisper and the sound effects are oh so gentle. Sign me up
@oofmcgoof6169
@oofmcgoof6169 5 лет назад
Outlast but in asmr...could work
@Pythois
@Pythois 6 лет назад
im tired but now i want milk and sour cream chips
@tatertot64
@tatertot64 4 года назад
Now I just need this video compressed into the video format of the sega cd and my life will be complete.
@bradchadington9068
@bradchadington9068 6 лет назад
There is no crisper sound on any ASMR channel anywhere! You're truly #1 ER
@frogskills8477
@frogskills8477 6 лет назад
I want another one of these sooo badly!!
@Adam-ey7wy
@Adam-ey7wy 6 лет назад
Im still waiting for The Witcher ASMR episode from Uncle ER :)
@jonaspriolo1890
@jonaspriolo1890 4 года назад
Rift make another quest asmr. I listen to this one like every night.
@scottsthoughtschannel9538
@scottsthoughtschannel9538 6 лет назад
My favorite one was the Yam Quest for 8 EXP That was awesome!!!!
@BilbSwaggi
@BilbSwaggi 6 лет назад
This man had a quart of milk on his desk for more than two weeks! Impressive that he did not throw it out
@mrjackludwig3942
@mrjackludwig3942 4 года назад
I can’t believe two years later Red dead two and the last of us two came out I didn’t believe it at first but that’s cool
@More-Sauce-Man
@More-Sauce-Man 5 лет назад
PLEASE DO ANOTHER ONE OF THESE!!!
@KamiKitsuneVA
@KamiKitsuneVA 6 лет назад
Pennsylvania?!?!? Never knew that our state was such a magical place XD
@krazeeninja
@krazeeninja 4 года назад
I loved King's Quest and Police Quest
@dutchvanderlinde248
@dutchvanderlinde248 6 лет назад
33:34 WE ARE 100% BEING MANIPULATED INTO DOING THIS SHIT. He's playing the guilt trip card.
@TheBrez
@TheBrez 6 лет назад
Oh, I didn't know Uncle E lives in Pennsylvania! Western Pennsylvania pride!
@meepersteeper9197
@meepersteeper9197 6 лет назад
1:52 When someone catches me watching ASMR
@rickybobbylarge1059
@rickybobbylarge1059 4 года назад
I’m glad to be a Magical Pennsylvanian ASMR adventurer
@ashutoshtripathi7469
@ashutoshtripathi7469 4 года назад
when u have watched this so many times that u start to notice very small cuts as well...
@draxxus
@draxxus 6 лет назад
This is next level shit right here. I hope you expand on this concept
@seandivine76_40
@seandivine76_40 6 лет назад
As much as this was wonderfully relaxing, if I came across this guy in game I would go Ballistic
@Druman19
@Druman19 6 лет назад
That milk became cheese a long time ago.
@hatz1107
@hatz1107 6 лет назад
**During Quest Number 4** WTF is this Let's Player doing? Doesn't he know that the store wasn't out of stock of Lucky Charms? The main villain Yores Elf moved them to the Produce Section
@kenziebossler6804
@kenziebossler6804 6 лет назад
Did u say Pennsylvania?! If u did, then HELL YEAH! PA IS MY HOME!
@Ty_rone
@Ty_rone 6 лет назад
Controller not even on 😂😂😂 🤣 love the vid tho
@relik.243
@relik.243 5 лет назад
THE LIGHT IS OFF FOR THE CONTROLLER
@Bloomdotwav
@Bloomdotwav 6 лет назад
That controller is turned off- Nice ASMR man, keep it up!
@masonhhoffman
@masonhhoffman 6 лет назад
This is off topic but I'm loving that beard he's growing
@Emohawk707
@Emohawk707 5 лет назад
I’d legit play this game
@shockingsparkplug29
@shockingsparkplug29 6 лет назад
34:31 "27 minutes and and one yam later..."
@noobsquad6150
@noobsquad6150 5 лет назад
I used to be an adventurer till I took a tingle to the ear
@grishmakblood-drinker2402
@grishmakblood-drinker2402 4 года назад
Ah Heellooo Adventurer!
@brettstixx
@brettstixx 4 года назад
Uncle E wanted last of us 2 on reserve, probably should tell him not to lol
@dduky288
@dduky288 4 года назад
He knew last of us 2 was coming!!!
@riskyroxasz1568
@riskyroxasz1568 4 года назад
Sorry to break it to you but it was announced at like 2015 or something like that
@alexanderx33
@alexanderx33 6 лет назад
Dude how many logos is this now? I count 5 that I recall.
@flipndip5122
@flipndip5122 4 года назад
Hes had so many hairstyles he looks the same no matter what.. which sounds very logical but we tend to see people as entirely different when they change their hairstyle. I've been desensitized O_O
@Slowhiteguy
@Slowhiteguy 6 лет назад
god damn thunderjaws
@shockingsparkplug29
@shockingsparkplug29 6 лет назад
That milk has got to be spoiled.
@DarkAngel-jo8ix
@DarkAngel-jo8ix 4 года назад
“Please put Red Dead Redemption 2 and The Last of Us 2 on reserve for me” Well, at least one of those turned out good.
@addictedtochocolate920
@addictedtochocolate920 4 года назад
That's like asking for the most expensive chocolate in the world and a piece of shit at the same time.
@ThexVaultxTech
@ThexVaultxTech 2 года назад
Still my favorite ASMR
@generalraven9804
@generalraven9804 6 лет назад
What gaming companies think we want: FORTNITE what I want: just a good fallout game
@ADMONIUS
@ADMONIUS 6 лет назад
For the Empire!
@apethomas5484
@apethomas5484 6 лет назад
I TOOK TIME TO GET THE YAM FOR THE QUEST WHERE IS THE YAM SOUNDS RIFT
@user-slayer
@user-slayer 5 лет назад
Lol it would be funny if you waited until everyone was relaxed and then yelled 😂😂😂
@life_of_the_cameraman3887
@life_of_the_cameraman3887 5 лет назад
I like E.R’s ps4 controller
@dexis9412
@dexis9412 6 лет назад
$30 for some pringles and milk! Damn, server inflation’s a bitch...
@blackheartedyt
@blackheartedyt 3 года назад
Can I get a tally of how many times he said quest in this video
@garrettalonzo267
@garrettalonzo267 4 года назад
Im just now watching this and just recently the last of us 2 came out 😂
@CptArg
@CptArg 6 лет назад
TES6: Ephemeral Rift
@JustStopLooking
@JustStopLooking 6 лет назад
So I'm guessing I just follow *de wey point* to go save our qween.
@frogsnidget_7345
@frogsnidget_7345 6 лет назад
Preston Garvey is that you?
@phantomparty2079
@phantomparty2079 6 лет назад
What companies think gamers want: multiplayer battle royale, attractive, relatable characters. What gamers really want: A S M R Q U E S T
@inflatablemattress2
@inflatablemattress2 6 лет назад
I want a fusion of Skyrim, fallout and Star Wars KOTOR
@ShannaraTech
@ShannaraTech 6 лет назад
Jadon Hester REEEEEEEEEEEEE
@chrisforrest5121
@chrisforrest5121 5 лет назад
I just want a quality plot in my adult films :(
@morganminecraftlegion9101
@morganminecraftlegion9101 5 лет назад
Would that be an indie game you would play, should some 19-year-old high school student start working on it after finals are over? **Tssk Tssk.
@mrpancake8888
@mrpancake8888 5 лет назад
Audi0x [MDL] making them a mirror my friend
@SpaceAgeASMR
@SpaceAgeASMR 6 лет назад
Just hopefully it doesn't evolve into paid ASMR loot boxes....
@Tube_Chaser
@Tube_Chaser 6 лет назад
Don't you mean devolve? Loot boxes are hardly an evolution :P
@SpaceAgeASMR
@SpaceAgeASMR 6 лет назад
True, though evolution doesn't have to be just good things. Also, from the perspective of the game companies like EA who are raking in the lootbox cash, they might disagree with you! ha
@Tube_Chaser
@Tube_Chaser 6 лет назад
Oh, I have no doubt that they disagree. That would be straight up delusional :D
@niko8882
@niko8882 6 лет назад
Space Age ASMR haha good one
@OverlordMMM
@OverlordMMM 6 лет назад
To be fair, at least we'd be getting something. Unlike paying for someone else's gas, chips, and milk.
@CouchPotato252
@CouchPotato252 6 лет назад
"Fifty-seven million, four hundred eighty-three thousand, two hundred and nineteen experience points for your next level? Ah you'll get there soon enough. So here you go, here's your forty-nine experience points for completing quest number three. :)" Rift knows the struggle. ;(
@austindavis2309
@austindavis2309 6 лет назад
CouchPotato252 oh the grinding...
@a7xmshadows19
@a7xmshadows19 6 лет назад
When you try to get to max rank but It takes forever
@wr5488
@wr5488 6 лет назад
When theres a level 99 boss remaining and you beat the game at level 70 but the only quests you haven't done are the ones from the starting zones.
@hitchhiker8875
@hitchhiker8875 6 лет назад
That’s an EA paywall right there
@GeassX
@GeassX 6 лет назад
I mean, let's be real here. There are two main types of RPGs. Those that expect you to grind the quests to get levels and those that expect you to grind out on monsters to level. You can typically tell which type it is by seeing how many levels you get when you complete a quest that's on your level. ASMR quest is clearly the latter MMORPG. So grab a hardcover book and start tapping!
@hatz1107
@hatz1107 6 лет назад
I'm not sure if these quests are for me, there's no GIANT EXCLAMATION POINT, SPOTLIGHT HEAVEN BEAM, or BIG RED ARROW CONSTANTLY MOVING UP AND DOWN above him
@joesan2488
@joesan2488 6 лет назад
HATZ Rulez You forgot a hand with its pointer finger sticking out or a thick outline as you hover your reticle over him
@pappynotoes8531
@pappynotoes8531 6 лет назад
Secret side quests fam 💯💯😂😂
@hatz1107
@hatz1107 6 лет назад
No, I just had HUD disabled
@dull_demon4717
@dull_demon4717 5 лет назад
I think it's off screen.
@tesalanthealmightypasalan5545
@tesalanthealmightypasalan5545 5 лет назад
Isnt the arrow from metin2?
@Wired_User
@Wired_User 6 лет назад
"Ye Olde Book of Quests" *a spiral notebook with a barcode* Never change, Uncle E.
@isaacshatteredheart1811
@isaacshatteredheart1811 6 лет назад
DO NOT MAKE FUN OF YE OLDE BOOK OF QUESTS
@hatz1107
@hatz1107 6 лет назад
T H E S A C R E D T E X T S
@toastcrunch9387
@toastcrunch9387 6 лет назад
In this day and age, its the equivalent of a stone slab that was chiseled on.
@111games.
@111games. 3 года назад
Barcode? No, that's an ancient password with magical secrets in it, of course.
@joehiles6517
@joehiles6517 6 лет назад
I’ve been watching you for so long...I don’t even need notifications. I can feel within myself anytime you upload a new video.
@fairlady4096
@fairlady4096 6 лет назад
Joe Hiles 0.0
@surfnsunshinekat
@surfnsunshinekat 6 лет назад
goals.
@naked_snake3921
@naked_snake3921 6 лет назад
Same
@isaacshatteredheart1811
@isaacshatteredheart1811 6 лет назад
You wot?
@glenjoyer6310
@glenjoyer6310 6 лет назад
Joe Hiles it’s like spider sense but for uncle E vids
@emm940
@emm940 6 лет назад
So which ASMR god do I beseech for the ability to be that chill when fighting a Thunderjaw?
@scottjoplin.1429
@scottjoplin.1429 4 года назад
Only a quest giver has the endurance to remain composed during a moment such as the imminent battle of the Thunderjaw.
@GamerBob123
@GamerBob123 4 года назад
I have a friend who plays darksouks to relax
@masonoaks9807
@masonoaks9807 4 года назад
*beseech-implore
@eattherich162
@eattherich162 3 года назад
@@masonoaks9807 it’s fine if your bothered by misspelling or grammatical errors, but please don’t point it out, no one likes a know it all
@TheDaltonCashShow
@TheDaltonCashShow 3 года назад
@@eattherich162 Based Username
@nozwelx_6518
@nozwelx_6518 6 лет назад
When you realize that the milk hasn't been refrigerated since quest #1.
@pappynotoes8531
@pappynotoes8531 6 лет назад
Nozwel X _ Still cold doe 😂😂
@beanie640
@beanie640 5 лет назад
Um. There’s no heat nearby is there.....well guess I’ll die of the dumb cold effect.....*agh!*
@CBCsolar
@CBCsolar 5 лет назад
@@beanie640 wait, you guys are in the winter quests ALREADY!? I'm stuck trying to get the lockpicking skill from the king scorpion but all his guard scorpions keep ganging up on me! I'm 2 months behind you! Any tips?
@beanie640
@beanie640 5 лет назад
Motivat0r :5 use the flamethrower that’s hidden in the chest to your left. :D
@crygoogleosu7560
@crygoogleosu7560 4 года назад
OOF
@joehiles6517
@joehiles6517 6 лет назад
This NPC just Tom Sawyered all you fools.
@assassinxex
@assassinxex 6 лет назад
Joe Hiles it's like doing "one small favour" all over again
@97TP
@97TP 6 лет назад
Don't get me started on one small favor.... oof.
@assassinxex
@assassinxex 6 лет назад
Talesh Patel almost worth the ring of chaos back in the day
@pappynotoes8531
@pappynotoes8531 6 лет назад
😂😂 Y'all are nuts lol
@TakeMeToParadize
@TakeMeToParadize 6 лет назад
assassinxex ugh I remember that one
@theguythreedoorsdown3417
@theguythreedoorsdown3417 5 лет назад
Rift: able-bodied adventurers like yourself. Me: *looks down, starts crying and runs back to the Candy Man*
@ZodokiEsparda
@ZodokiEsparda 2 года назад
Ähm dude... you can move thus making you able-bodied. Hell i'm in the fluffy Side myself and even i think i can do These quests. . .probably have an asmr addiction
@daetrus9972
@daetrus9972 6 лет назад
You cannot tell me that after an hour and 30 minutes, this guy doesn't even touch the pringles.
@Short_Potato
@Short_Potato 6 лет назад
Hoffhiem absolute insanity.
@dull_demon4717
@dull_demon4717 5 лет назад
I bet he did afterward
@olavisalomaa
@olavisalomaa 4 года назад
He would eat it, but he has quests to give.
@asxp2433
@asxp2433 Год назад
he's built different
@rangosteel4071
@rangosteel4071 6 лет назад
Before I take this quest I need to rest to replenish my health and mana
@chrisbade2119
@chrisbade2119 6 лет назад
Kyle Nelson I need to set my Hearthstone to the nearest inn
@ryansadauskis
@ryansadauskis 6 лет назад
Go take a seat next to a bonfire.
@rangosteel4071
@rangosteel4071 6 лет назад
exactly where im at now, sat at firelink
@radicalideabro6150
@radicalideabro6150 6 лет назад
You just need some Doritos and Mtn Dew
@scottbruckner4653
@scottbruckner4653 6 лет назад
Kyle Nelson Never forget stamina. My hips just got a work out and I know my stamina needs a replenish.
@hallamhal
@hallamhal 6 лет назад
Another settlement needs your help
@an_ordinary_goose
@an_ordinary_goose 6 лет назад
*I've marked it on your map*
@lil_cjmisawesome2025
@lil_cjmisawesome2025 6 лет назад
Dead drops are worse
@isaacshatteredheart1811
@isaacshatteredheart1811 6 лет назад
NO FUCK YO SETTLEMENTS
@an_ordinary_goose
@an_ordinary_goose 6 лет назад
Billy the nightmare boy you seem uneasy. You know what would set your mind at ease? *Helping this settlement that's in trouble. Here, I've already marked it on your map.*
@isaacshatteredheart1811
@isaacshatteredheart1811 6 лет назад
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@dying7512
@dying7512 6 лет назад
I used to be an adventurer like you till I took a tingle to the ear...
@CFF1987
@CFF1987 6 лет назад
Curse.7 ,love it, haha
@pappynotoes8531
@pappynotoes8531 6 лет назад
I can fix that.😂😂
@rageinquisitor4460
@rageinquisitor4460 6 лет назад
Curse.7 most creative thing I’ve heard all day
@ionmaster7873
@ionmaster7873 5 лет назад
Kek
@rossadinho7362
@rossadinho7362 5 лет назад
Dying I used to be a tinglemaster like you, till I took an arrow to the knee
@iangaz3732
@iangaz3732 6 лет назад
"magical land of Pennsylvania", I like it😂
@nicholasdemaio3827
@nicholasdemaio3827 6 лет назад
Ian Gaz I'm moving there in March
@shinydegos
@shinydegos 6 лет назад
Hm maybe he also meant pencilvania as this is like a game of d&d
@supergoosebump55
@supergoosebump55 6 лет назад
Northeast side of PA is not magical at all. I hate living here
@shydragaming8074
@shydragaming8074 5 лет назад
As I read this, he spoke it at the same pace. Spooky.
@4Deadserious
@4Deadserious 4 года назад
@@nicholasdemaio3827 now that you've been here for a while, how do you like it?
@omicronlyrae6228
@omicronlyrae6228 6 лет назад
I see 'get xp', I click. Simple things for a simple mind that knows exactly what it wants.
@boopsboops7692
@boopsboops7692 4 года назад
Soon I will be a golden banana
@thelegendarydoggo2955
@thelegendarydoggo2955 4 года назад
Yes
@megustasubs
@megustasubs 6 лет назад
The idea who never runs out of Ephemeral Rift.
@goreyee9078
@goreyee9078 6 лет назад
megustasubs wait is korosensei your profile picture-
@megustasubs
@megustasubs 6 лет назад
koro sensei went ditto mode
@isaacshatteredheart1811
@isaacshatteredheart1811 6 лет назад
Wait.......what????
@Bone20647
@Bone20647 5 лет назад
Well, the normal saying is The man who never runs out of ideas So, it would actually be The idea who never runs out of man Or The idea who never runs out of men
@PoptartIsBallin
@PoptartIsBallin 5 лет назад
@@Bone20647 he replaced man with Ephemeral Rift
@Whispurer
@Whispurer 5 лет назад
Is there like, an online community devoted to giving irl quests to eachother?
@DarkShadows713
@DarkShadows713 4 года назад
I want to say something cynical like, "yeah it's called a job," or "yeah, it's called grad school," but actually... that's a good idea. It sounds like a lot of fun.
@flowersandwater666
@flowersandwater666 3 года назад
I mean ARG exist
@Whispurer
@Whispurer 3 года назад
@@flowersandwater666 yea but, I mean literal quest giving for "exp" and rewards
@flowersandwater666
@flowersandwater666 3 года назад
also that app to literally gamify your chores? the boy scouts?
@punk9weight679
@punk9weight679 6 лет назад
Bet he wasnt wearing pants while the making of this video
@spicyvro
@spicyvro 6 лет назад
ok
@prepperpov5852
@prepperpov5852 6 лет назад
SadisticVoid I’ll bet that I’m not wearing pants while watching this video
@goreyee9078
@goreyee9078 6 лет назад
The Silencer i bet im not wearing anything but panties while replying to you
@Pythois
@Pythois 6 лет назад
i bet im not wearing legs while replying to you
@hatz1107
@hatz1107 6 лет назад
I'm bet I'm a brain in a jar while writing this comment
@a_great_punnyguy4393
@a_great_punnyguy4393 5 лет назад
Nobody: That one guy: Hey man why is this guy's controller not on
@namachef
@namachef 6 лет назад
this needs to be a series
@kailevil3444
@kailevil3444 2 года назад
Finally it became one.
@Molotovyeen
@Molotovyeen 6 лет назад
Sure I have time for these pointless side quests. No its fine I can put a hold on saving the world and humanity as we know it. This bucket is definitely more important.
@an_ordinary_goose
@an_ordinary_goose 6 лет назад
[Evil emperor attempting to rule the world alongside his army of demons] *hero goes fishing*
@NickSick665
@NickSick665 5 лет назад
"okay sleep deprivation im just about to level up,and you look like just enough XP."
@cherrytheclown5907
@cherrytheclown5907 4 года назад
I was finally able to see my D&D group. we like having stuff on in the background when we play to we put on this. and we are fucking dying at the milk, we're all Canadians and we just think jugged milk is the funniest thing we ever seen
@sfuikm
@sfuikm 4 года назад
Quest giver: "please put the last of us 2 on reserve for me" Me 2 years later: would you like to cancel that quest?
@oft-deadshot_3174
@oft-deadshot_3174 4 года назад
I liked the last of us 2 obviously not as good as one but still doesn’t mean it’s bad in my eyes atleast
@Vaillle
@Vaillle 3 года назад
Probably for the best. Would kinda suck to pay for the lovely experience of having bad writers give poor Joel the shaft so they could uplift a new sub par female character instead. If I don’t approve of the writing choices, I don’t want to waste money or time on it. I’m tired of seeing stuff like that. If you have to shit all over male characters in media to make the female characters seem better, then I don’t want any part in that. It’s gross and feels spiteful and vindictive towards men for no reason. I’ll pass up a 1000 poorly written female protagonists for 1 good male protagonists any day of the week.
@crylune
@crylune 2 года назад
@@Vaillle Yeah, poor written characters all around. However, it really isnt "gross and vindictive towards men" according to all the men I spoke to but ok, you just believe what you want to believe.
@hatz1107
@hatz1107 6 лет назад
(How I imagine quest givers feel saying player names) Nice Job...ugh...really? Fine. Nice job, xXxx_I_Am_aN_EdGy_TeEn69xxXx *Cringe*
@hatz1107
@hatz1107 6 лет назад
Who names you people?
@inflatablemattress2
@inflatablemattress2 6 лет назад
I don't know Mr. HATZ
@SuPeRHeRoDuDe3124
@SuPeRHeRoDuDe3124 6 лет назад
There is (or was) a quest like this in WoW where you are given the task of being a quest giver temporarily.
@hatz1107
@hatz1107 6 лет назад
Hmm
@hatz1107
@hatz1107 6 лет назад
(also, my name has a backstory)
@captaindiplock9987
@captaindiplock9987 6 лет назад
You should do a asmr where your part of mafia but you lost your accent and have to find it by interrogating the viewer with assorted questions like if you agree
@aerodynamichotdog
@aerodynamichotdog 6 лет назад
CAPTAINDIPLOCK i agree. But i dont care for like beggars. Have a great day.
@captaindiplock9987
@captaindiplock9987 6 лет назад
aerodynamichotdog I just said like if you agree so it would go closer to the top so ephemeral rift could see it
@ShannaraTech
@ShannaraTech 6 лет назад
This is very specific
@captaindiplock9987
@captaindiplock9987 6 лет назад
DarkerThanBlack but it is a good idea
@eggie1124
@eggie1124 6 лет назад
CAPTAINDIPLOCK if you want him to see your request you should try to email him or something
@garrettl8247
@garrettl8247 3 года назад
" could you put last of us 2 on per order for me" man oh man was that a bad choice
@zs6q
@zs6q 4 года назад
can someone inform paul that the last of us 2 is out
@ELViejito100
@ELViejito100 6 лет назад
Man, anyone else think the soft spoken is BETTER thant the whisper?
@inflatablemattress2
@inflatablemattress2 6 лет назад
Yeah
@montgomeryheiser1131
@montgomeryheiser1131 6 лет назад
YES.
@Flight-wo6jn
@Flight-wo6jn 6 лет назад
It's basically why Rift is the only verbal artist I follow (Surge being the other and he has stated he is uncomfortable with speaking during videos). He just seems to be so well spoken in mannerism to where I am more humbled and brought to peace than any tingles. Yet still a marvelous ASMRtist.
@uhhcallmejefe
@uhhcallmejefe 6 лет назад
HannibaL Lecter no
@juneauz
@juneauz 6 лет назад
It depends, I love both if done well
@upward7515
@upward7515 6 лет назад
It's 1:45 AM, I have school tomorrow, and I legitimately almost cried when my guy refused to get Rift his yam, what the fuck is wrong with me.
@SplendidEcho
@SplendidEcho 6 лет назад
Upward7 same buddy, same
@TheAmberpooh82
@TheAmberpooh82 6 лет назад
I feel ya there
@A_shibe
@A_shibe 6 лет назад
Ahahaha I should sleep too I have school tomorrow
@TheAmberpooh82
@TheAmberpooh82 6 лет назад
I enjoy school
@Squiggypie
@Squiggypie 6 лет назад
What I hate most was that the yam was the only ingredient he was missing to a, “Baked chicken and creamed spinach with steamed yam” dinner. Look at him, guilt tripping us. That made me so mad that I- *snore*
@hatz1107
@hatz1107 6 лет назад
To everyone complaining about the controler; It's called *P R O P C O M E D Y*
@hatz1107
@hatz1107 6 лет назад
I would have loved it if you said Quest 7- There is an Ogre terrorizing a nearby city, killing civilians and just causing general havoc, what I want you to do is get me a tangerine from the store there Reward: 275 XP and eating sounds, Side Quest- Kill the Ogre Reward: 10 XP and a t-shirt that says "I ❤️ ER" worth 6 gold with a defense of 2 and the added effect of a heart that random comes out of your shirt, (heart does nothing)
@SplendidEcho
@SplendidEcho 6 лет назад
HATZ Rulez gotta get the shirt to complete the hipster outfit after the 10th play through right?
@hatz1107
@hatz1107 6 лет назад
10th? This is my 42nd
@beanie640
@beanie640 5 лет назад
I’m here! Wait. Where is my squa- AHHHHHHH *splat into a building* darn it.....out of....health potions.....*dies*
@ak4ublackops
@ak4ublackops 6 лет назад
The ideas that never runs out of man
@qwaccc
@qwaccc 6 лет назад
The commenters that are never original, fig newton
@hatz1107
@hatz1107 6 лет назад
Ideas the never that out runs man of
@dull_demon4717
@dull_demon4717 5 лет назад
There are ASMR ideas that should stay ideas unless... that's the only ASMR they do.
@thatduckjenry
@thatduckjenry 5 лет назад
Can't wait to wake up prisoner in a carriage from this
@qwaccc
@qwaccc 6 лет назад
Right when I woke up literally, I woke up, like, 30 seconds ago
@Kidcrowley
@Kidcrowley 6 лет назад
well, time to go to bed again
@qwaccc
@qwaccc 6 лет назад
Breathing Debris exactly.
@mendsaikhan7168
@mendsaikhan7168 6 лет назад
too much exaggeration and even if you were able to comment this in 30 seconds, wtf?
@qwaccc
@qwaccc 6 лет назад
Teeto Teemo I woke up and got the notification. “30 seconds ago” meant I got the notification 30 secs ago
@martinkrajscak4381
@martinkrajscak4381 6 лет назад
How rude! You just woke up and go straight from bed to questing!
@jonathancrane3470
@jonathancrane3470 5 лет назад
I’m doing more in this quest line than I ever did in the College of Winterhold quest line.
@daydreamingvampire
@daydreamingvampire 4 года назад
Jonathan Crane facts
@Shark_YGO
@Shark_YGO 6 лет назад
Please put the milk away this is killing my heart-- Also play NieR: Automata
@generalraven9804
@generalraven9804 6 лет назад
I have a person in Skyrim that has a 2 year old peace of bread in back pocket I wonder if this is still safe to eat (it’s black,fuzzy and green) eats it because why not now to eat a 2 year old peace of meat I found under the table
@pablosanfabio3040
@pablosanfabio3040 5 лет назад
Ok
@bruhtha04
@bruhtha04 5 лет назад
Ok
@dull_demon4717
@dull_demon4717 5 лет назад
@@generalraven9804 did you get poisoned?
@fRedDoesThings
@fRedDoesThings 4 года назад
Quest spoilers below... . . . . . Quest 4: Here's 8xp and a smile. Quest 5: Ya, you killed the dragon, okay I guess here is your 100,000xp
@sammoore9424
@sammoore9424 5 лет назад
7:25 23 minutes later... ER: Ah, that was quick Me: *What do you mean that was quick*
@sammoore9424
@sammoore9424 5 лет назад
Thank you for highlight, by the way!
@BigT.Larrity
@BigT.Larrity 4 года назад
Driving from a stranger's house to the gas station, filling up his tank and going in to get chips and milk would take at least 30 min on average from someone not in a hurry, so 23 seems pretty quick. Especially when he's playing a game where time just seems to fly by
@DemonMj
@DemonMj 6 лет назад
Excuse me dear sir, I specifically took the fourth quest in order to gain The Pledging Sword Of Tingles to beat The Ravager Of Sleep!
@hatz1107
@hatz1107 6 лет назад
Ah, see, you need to be level 82 or more in order to get that, or you could go to the Deep Davilus and kill Dr. Corvilion using the Foam Pirate Sword from Crinkle Cove. That would give you a slightly weaker weapon
@hatz1107
@hatz1107 6 лет назад
But it's still effective
@DemonMj
@DemonMj 6 лет назад
HATZ Rulez Hm, why thank you fellow adventurer.
@hatz1107
@hatz1107 6 лет назад
No problem, I got stuck there too
@lil_cjmisawesome2025
@lil_cjmisawesome2025 6 лет назад
And I thought I was a nerd
@coreyallendavis
@coreyallendavis 4 года назад
When I first learned what ASMR was. Why I would fall asleep in some classes. Why I would become almost paralyzed in certain moments. You were the first channel I found. Still listen to you regularly after all of these years.
@JosheYT
@JosheYT 4 года назад
Duuuuuude same. I found out what ASMR was from good mythical morning and they watched his manly asmr video and then I have relaxed more ever since
@furryguest8570
@furryguest8570 4 года назад
@@JosheYT same my guy
@bitpusher2600
@bitpusher2600 3 года назад
I'm so glad I just across this again in my feed. When this video was new represented my first encounter with Uncle E. I had no idea on that day what ASMR was, nor did could I have guessed this person would become such a respected and appreciated part of my personal life.
@Imblyatman
@Imblyatman 6 лет назад
Ephemeral Rift is the Zodiac killer
@cian2168
@cian2168 6 лет назад
*Insomnia killer
@ryansadauskis
@ryansadauskis 6 лет назад
Zodiac killer didn't have facial hair.
@isaacshatteredheart1811
@isaacshatteredheart1811 6 лет назад
Ryan Sadauskis it grew
@IAmSkystrike
@IAmSkystrike 6 лет назад
Quest #8: Actually do your homework.
@cy5968
@cy5968 6 лет назад
Quest Failed: Return to "Underpaid Teacher" to restart this quest.
@genericlegoshiguy553
@genericlegoshiguy553 6 лет назад
Meh it’s 12:30 and I have homework due tomorrow I think I’ll just wake up later and do it
@IAmSkystrike
@IAmSkystrike 6 лет назад
C Y Penalty - Less XP earned for late entries, overall grade lowered by a small fraction.
@nickfuller7087
@nickfuller7087 6 лет назад
Who else was botherd by the milk sitting out that long?
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