The ASMR Roleplay Where You Don't Know What Roleplay It Is [No. 7] 

This series is the definition of “I don’t need sleep, I need answers”

I figured out what roleplay this is, it’s the one where our dad is helping us get ready for our first day of school but he suddenly develops amnesia and tries to sell us stuff but he doesn’t know what he’s trying to sell us because of his amnesia

“No…. U” *send I wasn’t prepared to immediately be floored like that 😂😂😂

The “role plays” in this series are my absolute favorites! They never fail to cheer me up and keep me smiling long after they’ve ended. Thank you so much for your kind, random, mildly chaotic energy!

Gabe can’t come to the phone right now, why? Because hes DEAD

If you ever want to feel helpless and anxious, skip to any random point in this series and decipher what’s going on.

So if the last bottle of extra lives is expired and they all merged together, doesn’t that mean that it’s now just one big, beefy extra life?

"The two witches over the mountain made it" ah good to see nightshade and willow working together on something

7:03 *stares into soul “Do you have a hundred couples?”

i like to imagine these take place in the same universe as erins babblebrook series because the thought of a weird fantasy merchant who is Just Some Guy is very funny to me

Me thinkin gabe died: 0_0' Gabe: *on lunch break eating spaghetti with a straw

The roleplay is you're at a magical Costco and a DILF employee is kindly persuading you to buy goods and services to spite his ex wife specifically by stealing the top employee of the month spot from her. IT HAS TO BE RIGHT...

I got it The roleplay is: Easily distracted, attempting trendy, now single dad, who is an aspiring asmrist and shopaholic packs your school bag but gets distracted with items he can buy. Trying to validate his shopping obsession, he attempts to convince us to want the items he wants. Thinking it’s trendy, he shaves our eyebrows. He then gets distracted as his friend (Gabe) should be working at the store. Trying to create dramatic tension, he tells us that Gabe is dead. We start to worry and he quickly regrets his decision, telling us the truth. He then again gets distracted by a travel salesperson and books a trip to Puerto Rico

My body wants sleep but my mind wants to stay awake for the p l o t

I don't think Marno even knows, he just goes

It is 2 AM. If it were any other ASMRtist posting at this time, I'd be worried.

marno: "do you have like a main ability?" me: uh I mean rain summoning marno: "..rain summoning? very nice" me: (unexplainable joy)

The scissors scratching trigger you used on the other video! I actually replayed it a couple times cause was so good, glad to see it made a comeback. Also the unicorn oil spill backpack will def make the other kids jealous

Roleplay guess: fantasy store clerk dad pep talks magical son the night before his first day of gaming school, packing his lunch and shaving his eyebrows before faking gabe’s death and scheduling a trip to Puerto Rico.

Marno I did not guess the roleplay but got sooooooo much tingles

Honestly, we need more Conor.

I didn’t need a reminder that schools starting soon, but now it seems that everything will be fine.

"Gabe died" IM FEELING VERY SOGGY RIGHT NOW

Fun Fact: it would take you 1 hour, 40 minutes and 53 seconds to watch all of the videos in the "asmr roleplay where you dont know what the roleplay is" series, which is a very fitting and comfortable number!

11:03 marno: "what state do u liive iin?" me: "deniial."

Marno: scratch scratch scratch scratch Marno's throat/stomach: let me sing you the song of my people! *rumble 1:19

*me seeing the Gatorade is frost flavoured* “Ah yes, Marno: a man of taste.”

find someone who looks at you the way marno looks at his game at 12:39

"Do you play a lot of tug-a-war with your dog?" "No." "What's his name?" "Ball." "Buster?"

I can only imagine getting a like from Marno himself.

i like how it’s specifically “ asmr where you don’t know what roleplay it is “ rather than “ asmr roleplay with no theme “ implying that there is an overarching theme between all these videos that we just aren’t big brain enough to find out

Why did I get genuinely sad when he said Gabe died?

goofy dad adds a bunch of extraneous playing-pretend to our morning routine to make us laugh because we're nervous for our first day at school, the roleplay

It's like when you're dreaming but the dream keeps changing drastically and these are the ones you remember when you wake up. I love it ♥️

In The Asmr where you don’t know what Role play it is 5 at 7:03 Gabe says “this is a straw it’s for drinking spaghetti” and at 13:22 just watch Gabe.

Marno I can confirm the brush did indeed make me sleepy

I can’t believe it’s been half a year since the last one or something I also LOVE that marno is definitely working his way towards a full magic RP which I am going to enjoy so much *edit* fixing autocorrect mistakes.

"You just pop one in your mouth..." Don't eat the orbeez. 😭 They will give you the opposite of more life. Just shave my eyebrows instead.😭

man i can't believe gabe died and is totally not in the kitchen eating lunch😔🤟

New goal: watch this series while high. I can only imagine how fun it would be to not understand what's going on even more

i use to do this to older videos so ima do it again for the fun of it! making sense of a nonsensical roleplay: It’s you’re first day of school and the local shop keeper is helping you out, like every day he checks to see if your magical power has come in yet, it has not. He then sells you a back to school bag but first tests how sleepy you are to make sure you got a good nights rest. Its a big day afterall. He decides to show you some of the new stock he’s gotten in recently. He gives you some extra life and is proud to here you’re power, rain summoning did come in! on the house he shaves you’re eyebrows because fashion as well as talks you though his gaming section. you ask about Gabe his other employee, he is MIA. Instead of going to school the keeper sells you on a vacation package. while you’re away he will be doing a office renovation aswell as testing a new personal assistant service so he jots down some things he can grab for you. wishing you a merry trip he says goodbyw

This is definitely the “single dad who’s divorced and works at Walmart and is trying to sell you things” role play.

I got so excited seeing Marvin the Marshal on the Space Jam fruit snacks- I haven't seen the new one yet but I am now very excited to see Marvin!! Sorry this is random, but it fits the theme of randomness for the video :D

There could honestly be lore to these, like we're a nurse or a visitor and he s a patient in a mental institution and we're just sat here playing along even tho he's not quite sure what he's playing, he's just got spirit + And ik it's like asmr writing for the tingle but the squiggly writing...some kind of encephalitis or psychosis

04:27 "do I see those eyelids drooping?" Yes and also I dropped my phone on my face, thanks

I just had the weirdest fever dream. I was getting ready for school. Then I was buying extra lives and manna. Then I shaved eye brows. I think I even saw Gabe.....

genuinely love these where you dont know what roleplay it is videos because sometimes when im trying to sleep i get too focused on what people are saying in asmr videos and cant just tune out and relax, so when i am awake these are so funny but when im trying to sleep its nice nonsensical good noises

Me, eyes shut and trying to sleep: _ _ "Space jam fruit snacks" 👁👁

Perfect timing insomnia hitting hard today thanks Marno.

this reminds me of that mind state before falling asleep where your mind is just going random directions with no real direction, really well done i like this!

Marino's mentioned our ability to summon rain so many times now I'm convinced I'm a water bender

Not me tearing up when he was talking about Gabe dying-May or may not have an attachment to his Cheeto in a puddle weirdness 🥺

First Part POV: You’re father with ADHD is trying his best to prepare you for your first day at Hogwarts

Didnt even know u uploaded pt 7 but ive been feeling very dry so hopefully this gets up my soggy serotonin

Ok I got it, estranged uncle who recently got custody of his brothers children because he went to jail and he's just trying to get them ready for school.

I think what makes Marno’s videos so great is that he’s so natural and comfortable with everything he does. Like yes sir I will take extra lives for a one hundred couples you convinced me 🙌🏻

in exactly 2 days time i will edit this comment to something nonsensical. Like it so people who show up late will be bewildered, kerfluffled, or something of the sort.

I don't know how ASMR helped me sleep because of someone was actually making these noises beside my bed I'd end up punching them in the nose

Ok I have the story: Your In some weird Harry potter game and and your dad, who is a eye doctor and recently divorced your mom, packs your bags the night before school. But then the dad starts to go insane from the grief from the divorce and think he's a shopkeeper. He then thinks its the weekend and trys to get you to go to Puerto rico. He starts thinking about Gabe for no reason and goes back to being a shopkeeper. After these events your dad seems help and after a little therapy he's all better

"You were also looking for some toys for your dogs, right?" Me who has no dogs: "Yes I was"

Pov: your Dungeon Master neuro-specialist-turned-salesman dad gets you ready for your first day of school but has to teach you some sales techniques first and needs some input on this sleep study he’s doing

Ticonderoga is, in fact, my favorite pencil brand. How did you know? 🤔

“no, YOU. send” “they ARE very disarming, aren’t they :)”

Turned on my phone before going to bed, this pops up in my notifications. This is a good day :) Ps: love your content marno keep up the amazing work

'what's your dogs name?' well i dont have a dog anymore, we had to give him back but his name wa- 'buster? cute' whoah, that was my dogs name

Omg i tought that Gabe died and i was like nooooo Gabe cant die, then i realised that everyone is staring at me

Dude that rhymes, "Yeah I got the essentials, Can't go school without pencils" 2:00

I was so sad when you said gabe died, so glad to know he’s enjoying his cold spaghetti though

I almost cried when you said gabe died but now im hungry for pasta

We're a magical being getting ready to work in an average Walmart, which is really a place full of drama between ex wives and store workers.

"They are very disarming aren't they?" Lol idk why but I love that line. And the cute fantasy shop makes me want to play dnd again. I dont have a party anymore sadly mine disbanded when our members move away

I squeaked in excitement! These series are always fun, and just in time too since it's 3am here and I can't sleep!

Nobody: Marno: *stops everything* “Do you have 100 couples?” 👁👁

oh shit a new one!!! my favorite

15:21 I absolutely love whenever Marno writes it's just so perfect

"strongly worded letter" 'no u'

Oh my God, I got so excited when I saw Marno uploaded this one! I absolutely adore this series, it's existence is the reason I subscribed to Marno in the first place (of course I fell in love with his other stuff later) and also the first asmr that made me laugh ❤️ I'm going through a rough time, so I feel very grateful to be able to watch this video

Single father for hire gets you ready to move into your hogwarts dorm.

Oh my god! Thank you Marno! I fall asleep to this series almost every single day and I was hoping that there would be a new episode. Today I woke up and I see this. I'm soo excited. I can't wait to enjoy this new one tonight

You have the kindest eyes. So beautiful.

Perfect timing. I’m about to go to sleep because I have to get up early tomorrow. Thank you Marno 😬

Clicked this shitttt so fast, Marno is just the best asmrtist 🥵🥵 SHEEESH

Could u please do a video full of good grinding sounds like the scissors on the lid at 5:00-5:45 !!! Those are the best!

rip Gabe you were an absolute madman but I respected you

I love it when he includes gabe and others the characters make me laugh and bring so many tingles and I love this so much

oh thank god I’ve been awake for hours maybe now I’ll be able to sleep

I stumbled upon your name in another asmrtists comment section and I’m so glad I did! These videos are great :)

Its a roleplay of an asmrtist doing a video where no one knows what the roleplay is about

Literally when I saw the pencils I thought 'ah HELL yeah, Ticonderoga is the BEST' and you mentioned it XDD

Marno: *pulls out a pack of pencils* Me: oh gee, I love ticonderoga pencils! theyve got great erasers! Marno: “Ticonderoga’s your favorite brand right?” Me: 😳

Me trying to sleep to this. Marno: Oh Gabe? Gabe died. Me:👁👄👁

I got 🍃 and am now watching this before bed and I can't comprehend a thing. I'm enjoying the randomness so much

4:31 look at his eyes... it's like when someone stares at you and keeps alternating between your left and your right eye... it's so.... relaxing ? In some way ? Kinda disturbing ? Well done Marno

The rp is wizard waldomire sending you to hog warts with all yours school supplies and magic utensils.

This roleplay is very easy to figure out. He sells vacations, office painting, and extra lives? Hes roleplaying the homeless man at my local mcdonalds parking lot 🕵

You should do a series where we have to guess the role play and the first video starts out easy like a park ranger then to something more obscure and niche like the roommate of an asmrtists that have to be quiet or something idk lmao

Never been this early before 🤠

I waiting to see when he yells popsicle sticks.

The return of marno to the universe! I kinda hope the next one is Conor breaking in a night with Oliver trying to show him the ropes on some crazy plan

marno: what state do you live in? me: fear marmo: okay good