The Asylum Movie Title Game (Dead Meat Podcast #82) 

"The skeletons.. they dont fuck" "Awww see that's disappointing " I'm crying lol you guys are made for each other

17:24 Alright James, when are we getting a 'PIRATES' kill count?

14:21 I like how Chelsea looks straight at the camera, as though she can hear everyone from the future screaming TERMINATOR.

can someone cut together a compilation of all the times Lucy has crashed the podcast

"We live in a society" - Chelsea Rebecca, 2019

Some horror mockbuster titles I came up with: The Ohio Meat Grinder Incident You Should've Gone Straight It Chased Me Tram to Boston The Cattle are Quiet And some porn remakes: Alfred Hitchcock's Nympho An American Werewolf in Linda Cream

"Lucy get off the counter! Yeah you, get the fuck outta there." I can imagine Lucy just staring at them like, "me?"

Im a dumbass and legit thought this game was gonna be about guessing the movie from the name of the asylum in it

I'm screaming at the screen "TERMINATOR!!! IT'S TERMINATOR!!" I think I'm too invested in this game lol

“Kill list” clearly that’s a mock buster of the kill count Also most at of the asylum films are on Amazon prime video Side note Alan quartermain was the character that inspired Indiana Jones

There actually is a movie called "To Grandmother's House We Go," starring Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen.

Chelsea: “I wonder if that was any good??” James: “... well it was a porn...” I’m dying 😂 Also yeah Asylum just casts disgraced nuclear physicists and angry politicians... and lance Hendricksen

17:19 didn't think we would have a good minute and a half where james and Chelsea are taking about porn on the podcast, but here it is

Fun fact: "Abracadabra" is the name of "Hocus Pocus" here in Brazil.

Every time I hear they're engaged my heart grows three sizes, just so excited for them

League of Extraordinary Gentleman was actually a comic made by Alan Moore (also did Watchmen and The Killing Joke). They're all characters that existed in fictional literature before the comic. Allan Quartermain is from 'King Solomon's Mines', Captain Nemo is...Captain Nemo, Doctor Jekyll / Mr. Hyde is... Doctor Jekyll / Mr. Hyde, Dorian Grey from The Portrait of Dorian Grey (probably who you assumed was Poe?), Skinner aka The Invisible Man from The Invisible Man, Agent Sawyer aka TOM Sawyer from The Adventures of Tom Sawyer and all of them assembled by Mina Harker from Bram Stoker's Dracula. All to deal with Professor Moriarty from the Sherlock Holmes books.

These Dead Meat podcasts making my day a whole lot better every time. Their optimism is contagious.

The Thrill Count, a mockbuster of the famous RU-vid series hosted by The Kill Overlord himself, The Kill Count, starring Amos J Sharisse.

I’m still bisexual because of this channel.

Never heard of mockbusters before, so this was an interesting episode.

kill list also could have been for the anime and Netflix adaptation of death note

How about a Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark episode...

James: "I hate superhero movies because they're just everywhere now." Also James: "I love how horror movies are just everywhere now!"

The film was initially titled Cloverfield. This changed several times throughout production before it was decided that the original title would be used. Matt Reeves explained that the title was changed frequently due to the hype caused by the teaser trailer. "That excitement spread to such a degree that we suddenly couldn't use the name anymore. So we started using all these names like Slusho and Cheese.[9] And people always found out what we were doing!" The director said that "Cloverfield" was the government's case designation for the events caused by the monster, comparing the titling to that of the Manhattan Project. "And it's not a project per se. It's the way that this case has been designated. That's why that is on the trailer, and it becomes clearer in the film. It's how they refer to this phenomenon [or] this case", said the director.[10] The film's final title, Cloverfield, is the name of the exit Abrams takes to his Santa Monica office.[9][11] In turn, the road used to lead to the Santa Monica Airport, which originally bore the name Clover Field.[citation needed] FROM THE WIKI

Fun fact: Canadian wrestler Robert Maillet who was Kurgan in the Wwe (and a part of the stable the Oddities) played Frankenstein in the wrestling themed horror film , Monster Brawl. Anyone who hasn't seen it please check it out. So much fun.

50:10 lol speaking from the future, we did get a Hocus Pocus 2 and it made me cry

As someone that used to work at Blockbuster, I adored this blast from the past. You have no idea how many people would be super confused by mockbusters.

I love that even when Lucy has her butt right in Chelsea's face she just keeps on talking like nothing is happening.

26:50 Regarding The Asylum getting their own streaming service: Most of the Asylum Movies are on Amazon Prime (at least in Austria)

Chelsea's love for The New Day makes this video a 10 of 10, Lucy sightings and scolding push this over the top.

I love that Jams can still get tripped up by Chelsea's mind-games. These two are a great combo, and love what they do.

Look at you Dead Meat podcast making me look forward to Tuesdays.

For Allan Quatermain , he is in the legion of extraordinary gentlemen. But he is a character before hand in his own series. They have a lot of free domain characters in that series (Dorian Grey, Dracula, the Phantom, Moby Dick, Tom Sawyer, Etc.)

36:13 james looks so betrayed by Lucy XD

AvSH: Alien vs Sports Hunter. AvBF: Alien vs Bass Fisherman

‘The cobbler’ sounds like a Leprechaun ‘mock-buster’

YES, ANOTHER GAME! Also, love the haircut Chelsea.

In the spirit of your Roger Ebert episode, I would love for you guys to read bad viewer reviews of great horror movies. Critic reviews are fun, but there's nothing quite like an enraged viewer yelling about how bad a movie is

Lil fun fact, there is, in fact, a movie called To Grandmother's House We Go, but it's not a horror movie

James hasn't seen The Last Crusade. You should check it out. It's my favorite Indiana Jones movie.

Speaking of Horror, I'd love to see a podcast with you guys talking about C. Thomas Howell in his 90's hit movie Soulman. Lol! Not surprised he has to do Asylum movies now.

10:04 I was doing a paper on the outsiders while I was listening to this

53:51 Okay first of all it’s a masterpiece, second of all as far as I can tell it is a sequel because Flag is definitely *traumatized*, but we don’t talk about the other one (shudders). There’s literally nothing I dislike about it, it’s a perfect mashup of comedy, camp, and horrific violence, and I love it 😂 Also I have no idea how the effects were done, but they all look great, especially the ones in the 3rd act.

me: *reloads home page* dead meat video: *uploaded 32 seconds ago* me: neat

I watched The Hitcher in theaters for a special screening with Rutger Hauer in in attendance. Was a pretty cool experience. That movies deserves more recognition. It's pretty damn suspenseful

Just wanted to say I love you guys! James, Chelsea. I admire you both so much and you inspire me in many ways. That’s all. Love ya ❤️

The Hitchhiker mockbuster was probably released to coincide with the remake of The Hitcher from 2007, starring Sean Bean and Sophia Bush. Seems like y'all forgot/weren't aware of its existence.

I have never related to a moment from one of these videos as much as at 14:00 with them screaming at Lucy to get off the fucking counter

48:55 Belsnickle has decided you have been impish

The Greatest American Hero theme is now stuck in my head. Thanks, Chelsea!

Chelsea: no fear James: the skeletons don't fuck Chelsea: one fear

when they reminisce on their childhood I become deceased, chelsea said me and my shitty friends LMFAOOO

At last, the episode i have waited for with the greatest of anticipations

I'm honestly surprised at how many I knew. 31 days of horror October has blessed me well

I'm Loving the new kitty cat foreground on Chelsea's side of the screen! Great job!!!

Fun fact, League of Extraordinary Gentlemen is the reason Sean Connery retired. That's how much he hated that movie. Like, damn.

Diamondbolt has taught me well about the asylum

its funny that they talk about hocus pocus 2 (which happened, and they were right that it was unnecessary) and then suicide squad (which the remake was better so actually a good thing they made it) lol.

There was actually a remake of the Hitcher years ago with Sean Bean I believe...

My mom bought me Transmorphers thinking it was Transformers and I swear it looked like kids in cardboard boxes

Im honestly curious about these movies!!! Also super excited about your IT 2 Kill Count!!

The Scarecrow trilogy is insane lol I was hoping to hear about them here. The first two are made my Asylum & are meh but the 3rd one, “Scarecrow Gone Wild” is absolutely GOLD. Ken Shamrock also starred in it

i always love watching these

40:29 In the film, the tapes are titled "Cloverfield" but the actual name was pretty random. Matt Reeves got the name from a street named "Cloverfield Blvd" near the Bad Robot Productions offices. The original title was going to be "Greyshot".

Asylum is the meme that goes: "I want to see a movie. We have movies at home." The movies at home: asylum.

Been waiting for something like this for a while

Bro that cat doesn't miss a beat when it comes to every podcast 😂😂😂.

Great Podcast as always. Did you know that The Asylum Studios have their own channel on Pluto T.V. ? Btw congratulations on the engagement😎

The level of condescension from James here is hilarious

I dont see the link to your DnD podcast in the about me! Im still going to look it up, because yes please! (Dead Meat podcast is by far my favorite youtube content as a 10+ year RU-vidr) I can't wait to listen to your adventures! I just moved from SoCal to Texas temporarily and have been avidly trying to find a DnD group to no avail. You two will sate my urges as per usual. Love you Chelsea and James ♥️♥️

So i'm from germany and i actually never heard of a Krampus before seeing the film, BUT I did hear of "Knecht Ruprecht", the old dude who spanks lil children if they're bad. We even had a toy whip made of sticks and we were chasing each other with it as kids

Watching this on the way from Cambridge to Manchester in England

I guessed chopping mall and child’s play too 😂😂

Battlefield of The Alien Race, The Train to The Old West, Hell on Earth: The Invasion, Flys, Paranormal Force, Outlaws VS. Robots, and House Of The Bones

It’s funny randomly watching this after The Suicide Squad turned out to be technically a sequel and it’s way better than the first. It’s a sequel in the way that Jurassic World is a sequel.

Alan Quartermaine is also a character from General Hospital so that got me imagining the weirdest plot 😂

Man I've been listening to the podcast and you two make the cutest couple.

I love Christmas monsters! Also, I'm pretty sure the Yule Cat works with some other Christmas monsters in the same culture.

21:45: they're so expensive because they know we have no choice

So ready for Snakes on a Plane on the pod haha

If Edge Of Tomorrow didn't have Tom Cruise, I would've definitely seen it.

The sadness that James said "oh no lance" with had me dying

The best thing to watch/listen to After 6 hours of University and 10 hours out in total

A joy ride 1,2(my favorite) & 3 I believe there is a director cut on the 3rd joy ride because of a gruesome kill, RUSTY NAIL IS HIS NAME

I now need to check my film collection and create an Asylum section.

The Christmas cat! I made a big poster version of it in senior year!

this is much needed

You should do this but with Blumhouse movies hahahahah

To answer your questions about monsters. -The Yule Cat is a monstrous and giant cat who is associated with many other Icelandic folklore monsters. -Krampus originates in several countries, but mostly Austria and Northern Italy. Basically the monster is mostly associated with the Alpine culture. -The "Dirty old Man" is actually French and goes by the name Father Whipper. He isn't just a dirty old man that whips people. He captured, drugged, slit the throats of, dismembered, and threw the remains of three children in barrels. As punishment for his crime he accompanies Saint Nicholas and punishes bad children.

As soon as Chelsea said "school" and "musical" in the same sentence I thought of Space School Musical.

Their cat LOVES Chelsea. You never see her rubbing on James. He must be mean to her. Lol. (Jk I’m sure he’s a great pet owner. Just screwing around)

Apparently James Gunn's Suicide Squad is a sequel, they just swapped out Deadshot's actor because Will Smith was way too expensive.

For the films that did not have a Wikipedia page, they should have some kind of description on IMDB.

I don't know about movies, but I was given to understand the first interracial kiss on TV was William Shatner and Nichelle Nichols as Kirk and Uhura.

There is a non-mock movie called Kill List by Ben Wheatley who also made Sightseers and A Field In England. Good movies.

You know i was awake when this happened god dangit

Chelsea, your hair looks great!

Y'all should do this again, there's so many Asylum movies.

“Mutant high: senior year” “fuck that i hope, it’s fake”

Z Nation is filmed in my town. I was basically on set for the first episode of a season.