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The Axe Murdering Teacher! 

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On the morning of August 4th 1892, Lizzie was in the barn and heard a strange noise from the house. She rushed into the house and into the sitting room.
What she saw was truly horrifying...
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@Simplehistory
@Simplehistory 4 года назад
💀🪓Simple History jury: Do you think Lizzie Borden did it? or was it someone else? 🪓💀 (Vote in our community poll!) Lizzie Borden took an axe And gave her mother forty whacks. When she saw what she had done, She gave her father forty-one.
@ibraheemsuhail2063
@ibraheemsuhail2063 4 года назад
Simple History love your videos
@victorvargas7927
@victorvargas7927 4 года назад
@redline841
@redline841 4 года назад
Did ya know she had a son named Joe?
@scpfoundation9361
@scpfoundation9361 4 года назад
Simple History plz do a vid on the Martini Henry rifle btw I love the channel please keep it up never give up
@connorfilby5888
@connorfilby5888 4 года назад
mate you make the best videos, i love watching these
@The_Honcho
@The_Honcho 4 года назад
“Mommy my teacher hit me with a ruler today” “Oh stop complaining, my teacher would murder us”
@kiwi5359
@kiwi5359 4 года назад
Wow
@SamiChenFilm
@SamiChenFilm 4 года назад
yes
@higgs135
@higgs135 4 года назад
Exactly my teacher once tossed a kid thru the window, they asked him why did you do such a thing. He said the kid was misbehaving
@American_2
@American_2 4 года назад
I wish my hot teacher would spank me
@Man1503go.
@Man1503go. 4 года назад
666 likes
@Omar-sx6sj
@Omar-sx6sj 4 года назад
When you leave before the teacher dismissed you.
@anthonyabate3913
@anthonyabate3913 4 года назад
o hecc
@JohnSmith-ki3li
@JohnSmith-ki3li 4 года назад
"The bell is for me not for you!"
@tomassjurelonis6408
@tomassjurelonis6408 4 года назад
Private Pyle why did u ate a jelly doughnut?
@therealmarcher
@therealmarcher 4 года назад
When you *try* to leave
@Omar-sx6sj
@Omar-sx6sj 4 года назад
Tomass .J Sir I don’t know sir
@owo8777
@owo8777 4 года назад
1892: axe murdering teacher 2020: axe murdering student
@happyalltheday2275
@happyalltheday2275 3 года назад
Also Shotgun murdering Student! But there is no Shotgun murdering Teacher
@broccolinyu911
@broccolinyu911 3 года назад
Im afraid I haven't heard. what do I Google?
@floweytheflower4869
@floweytheflower4869 3 года назад
2021: horror sans.
@MSARCTICEDGE
@MSARCTICEDGE 3 года назад
2022: cats 2
@Sr_ECO
@Sr_ECO 3 года назад
How ironic i got an axe in 2020
@idioticpotatoes9497
@idioticpotatoes9497 4 года назад
"tHe AxE mUrDeRiNg TeAcHeR" Also lizzie's uncle looks like Abraham Lincoln
@samblamjam
@samblamjam 4 года назад
Hmmmmmmmmm potatoes!
@hagumo8371
@hagumo8371 4 года назад
Idiotic Potatoes true
@mapuiikhawlhring7773
@mapuiikhawlhring7773 4 года назад
Bruh
@ayanjk1048
@ayanjk1048 4 года назад
Y
@marymccabe1196
@marymccabe1196 4 года назад
please ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooiiooooooooooooiiiioooooooooooii like my singing? 🎤
@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access
@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access 4 года назад
Florida man: *Grabs an alligator to fight the axe wielding teacher with*
@diegoandrade467
@diegoandrade467 4 года назад
Everywhere I look.......... I see your face
@WingMaster562
@WingMaster562 4 года назад
@@diegoandrade467 ever think that perhaps youtube has an algorithm for what comments are to be shown, much like a recommended video?
@yeehaw7286
@yeehaw7286 4 года назад
Florida man: COME BACK HERE YOU AXE MURDER'IN LADY
@alvarolanza595
@alvarolanza595 4 года назад
As a Floridian I can confirm this my neighbor did a prank where he rode an alligator at people when they passed by like when walking their dogs he went to jail for animal cruelty the other charges were dropped on a plea deal he was also evicted
@Man-kk3bn
@Man-kk3bn 4 года назад
Why every video I watch you commented!
@notasovietspytrustme4392
@notasovietspytrustme4392 4 года назад
“Can we ask you some questions Ma’am?” “I don’t know can you?”
@Pigninjius
@Pigninjius 4 года назад
Well, I just did. Now MAY I use the bathroom?
@someidiotacrossthestreet5188
@someidiotacrossthestreet5188 4 года назад
May we ask you some questions ma’am?😅😅😅
@rheas.abellarmainaccount4253
@rheas.abellarmainaccount4253 4 года назад
I bet the punishment was that she had to write "I will not kill people anymore" 10,000 times
@crocop6873
@crocop6873 4 года назад
“Sorry, I have a boyfriend”
@Koldelaar437
@Koldelaar437 4 года назад
Oh god 666 likes
@cocraine
@cocraine 3 года назад
*I feel like the maid and Lizzie Borden both did it.. Seeing that “none of them” heard anything*
@Anino_Makata
@Anino_Makata 3 года назад
That has to be the most plausible. Both are the only ones within the area that had beef with the victims, and you can't exactly be within earshot of a brutal murder and *NOT* notice something.
@cocraine
@cocraine 3 года назад
@@Anino_Makata exactly, they most likely teamed up/ planned this together.
@CT-Polski
@CT-Polski 3 года назад
Now that you mention it, it does make lots of sense
@papanubis4058
@papanubis4058 3 года назад
true
@twistedyogert
@twistedyogert 2 года назад
@snipe69 Depends on how sharp the hatchet is.
@PuffyNutty
@PuffyNutty 4 года назад
Simple history: So who murdered them? The suspects are as followed Advertisement: Spicy chicken egg roll
@coronaman-9478
@coronaman-9478 4 года назад
EGG ROLL DID IT
@streamer9970
@streamer9970 4 года назад
I got "how to make any girl think about you non-stop"
@cabreeziest1038
@cabreeziest1038 4 года назад
Pizza night.. very suspicio
@cheesemancomics
@cheesemancomics 3 года назад
Mine was invisible braces
@The_Mad_Regent
@The_Mad_Regent 3 года назад
I got Mentos Gum and BitLife.
@bilaloguz1098
@bilaloguz1098 4 года назад
"She must have played hundreds of games!" -The Media
@gdshockedgd2351
@gdshockedgd2351 4 года назад
Lol
@van-6947
@van-6947 4 года назад
she definitely played Fortnite or maybe cod
@impossiblyridiculous9267
@impossiblyridiculous9267 4 года назад
B R U H R U H
@Matty18795
@Matty18795 4 года назад
Yeah too much stick and hoop.
@Theakritas_
@Theakritas_ 4 года назад
@ObjectivelyInoffensiveUsername *hE PlAyEd mIneCrAft, iT iS A vEry vIolEnT gAme!!!!!1111!1!!1!1!1*
@stefannotchev7209
@stefannotchev7209 4 года назад
When you said “victims” at the very beginning about the 70 year old guy, i thought you meant humans, not pigeons
@SinLeXy
@SinLeXy 4 года назад
ikr
@landenherteux2350
@landenherteux2350 4 года назад
I think that was the point
@number-cc6vm
@number-cc6vm 4 года назад
#relatable
@sIurz
@sIurz 4 года назад
I think that was the point of being the view of the Sister who loved the pigeons, she viewed them as humans
@stefannotchev7209
@stefannotchev7209 4 года назад
Fruity L00PS ohhhhh ok makes sense
@ethanfairweather8736
@ethanfairweather8736 4 года назад
I'm convinced it was Lizzie. That has to do with the number of wounds the stepmother sustained. Stabbing someone repeatedly is hard enough, but to do it using a heavy axe is means that the unsub had both the will and the rage to kill the stepmother. Especially when you consider that the stepmother was hacked 17 times with what appeared to be excessive force. Most criminal profiler's would classify that as overkill or the unsub was prone to psychotic outburst. Lizzie does fit that profile. The fact that she didn't kill again suggested me that she was a lot smarter than one would expect. Instead of taking her rage out on surrogates; she took it out of the source. Once the source of her rage was removed; she had no reason to kill again.
@Fan-zx1lz
@Fan-zx1lz 2 года назад
Maybe this could true. Your theory makes Sense.
@dakota8189
@dakota8189 Год назад
That and the dress. I guess they're was no trash service in this days though.
@Phantomthefootballplayer
@Phantomthefootballplayer Год назад
​​​@dootmcgroot9570but he ain't lying tho
@yachtman87
@yachtman87 4 года назад
Teacher: *murders people w/ axe* Maxwell: “Are you challenging me?”
@biscuitdoggo9205
@biscuitdoggo9205 4 года назад
Violet : are y'all challenging me? Doge : is everyone challenging me?
@Hssj19
@Hssj19 3 года назад
Maxwells silver hammer 😅
@chinchillamaster2639
@chinchillamaster2639 3 года назад
Well it was a hammer, close enough though!
@gabefuentes6162
@gabefuentes6162 4 года назад
This guys gotta be having a blast doing these voiceovers😂
@TheXBLExperience
@TheXBLExperience 4 года назад
Gabe Fuentes i love his voice
@mountaingeneral
@mountaingeneral 4 года назад
DontJumpKid Plays me too
@ChrisKane-
@ChrisKane- 4 года назад
I absolutely loved doing this one! So much so, I will be doing more of these. 😊
@mountaingeneral
@mountaingeneral 4 года назад
Chris Kane you have amaizing voice man!
@ChrisKane-
@ChrisKane- 4 года назад
@@mountaingeneral Thanks mate, it's very much appreciated. 😊
@camthedestroyer1490
@camthedestroyer1490 4 года назад
I heard “children” instead of “pigeons” and thought “HE TURNED THEM INTO PIES AND THEY THINK IT’S NORMAL!?!?!”
@a-tech5452
@a-tech5452 4 года назад
Oh, turning people into pies is not normal? I am a very weird person.
@mybirdiswierd5307
@mybirdiswierd5307 4 года назад
*sweeny todd laughs in the distance*
@ronaldsit
@ronaldsit 4 года назад
@@a-tech5452 r/cursedcomments
@gremlin23_youtube
@gremlin23_youtube 4 года назад
@@ronaldsit Nice, you have reddit?
@reginodelacruz8344
@reginodelacruz8344 4 года назад
@@a-tech5452 what about Pewdiepie
@av3nt4dor8
@av3nt4dor8 4 года назад
“So who killed them” “the suspect are as follows” ad plays *I JUST KEEP DYING EVERY TIME*
@Iris_n_Parti
@Iris_n_Parti 4 года назад
10:04 "Could be a relative..." *Shows someone who looks a bit like Abraham Lincoln*
@light-ninja3009
@light-ninja3009 4 года назад
Why do these male relatives look like Abraham Lincoln
@kermitthefrog7425
@kermitthefrog7425 4 года назад
Ikr
@kameradin8964
@kameradin8964 4 года назад
Because they're clones of Abraham Lincoln wait to reclaim the white house
@that1electrician
@that1electrician 4 года назад
@@kameradin8964 good one, Not Hitler. Very funny.
@theMoerster
@theMoerster 4 года назад
Because Lincoln was never actually murdered. He was attempting to live quietly in Massachusetts but Mr Borden found out and threatened to out him. So the REAL murderer of the Bordens was Abraham Lincoln himself! All that time he spent in his youth splitting rails with an axe really paid off here. As is usually the case in this world...the truth was found in RU-vid comments.
@light-ninja3009
@light-ninja3009 4 года назад
@@theMoerster lol
@joemother6200
@joemother6200 4 года назад
“So who murdered them? The suspects are as follows...” *ad plays* “Our beloved Danny, out first born son”
@aidan4793
@aidan4793 4 года назад
That one Dude. I got that ad to lol
@Joseph_417
@Joseph_417 4 года назад
I’ve seen that ad SO MANY TIMES
@jesstinestavillo4359
@jesstinestavillo4359 4 года назад
I didn’t
@kiwi5359
@kiwi5359 4 года назад
I got one about turtles and frogs food
@migueldeart8379
@migueldeart8379 4 года назад
mine said jolibee xD
@YourLocalKidnapper
@YourLocalKidnapper 4 года назад
‘Reads title* Me: The axe murdering teacher. He murder axes?
@demonguy5082
@demonguy5082 4 года назад
He must've some horrible experience with axes
@justuraveragecunt9005
@justuraveragecunt9005 4 года назад
Thought the same thing
@ITSMYSTERYPLAYS69
@ITSMYSTERYPLAYS69 4 года назад
RIP Axe
@RE-zl7sy
@RE-zl7sy 4 года назад
@@ITSMYSTERYPLAYS69 no not he axe):
@YourLocalKidnapper
@YourLocalKidnapper 3 года назад
Isaac Silat, probably he’ll since they’ve killed a lot of people, animals and trees (and other things like cars too) 😌
@MoonLight-eg7yn
@MoonLight-eg7yn 4 года назад
“The axe murdering teacher” The crazy kid: *throws a chair into the face to the teacher
@theworldisfine7563
@theworldisfine7563 4 года назад
This is the real murder mystery 2
@_bearer_
@_bearer_ 4 года назад
From roblox?
@doomshroom8166
@doomshroom8166 3 года назад
@J Silva lol
@Hssj19
@Hssj19 3 года назад
me seen the comment: RONALDOOOOOOOO
@losersrise1912
@losersrise1912 4 года назад
Lizzie: “I’m going to do what’s called a pro gamer move”
@cindybusch4404
@cindybusch4404 4 года назад
ru-vid.com/show-UC4DmIylcXEbvhBTuV2gi6PQ?view_as
@mozart7074
@mozart7074 4 года назад
hei dude did u check the link she gave?
@losersrise1912
@losersrise1912 4 года назад
Yeah
@NoobBLOX
@NoobBLOX 4 года назад
Lmao
@postreroleumell.5082
@postreroleumell.5082 4 года назад
That killstreak is unbreakable
@ryvikun4325
@ryvikun4325 4 года назад
This murder story sounds like Sherlock Holmes thing
@SamiChenFilm
@SamiChenFilm 4 года назад
y e s
@xmonsterkitkat
@xmonsterkitkat 4 года назад
n O s H i T
@JonatasAdoM
@JonatasAdoM 4 года назад
@@xmonsterkitkat Watson
@mango9602
@mango9602 4 года назад
Nah it’s the definition of Duolingo
@PennyDreadful1
@PennyDreadful1 3 года назад
It fits the time period yes...
@powerfulfork3437
@powerfulfork3437 4 года назад
My mom's real name: *The belt murdering low-grades-hater*
@spotty6592
@spotty6592 4 года назад
Shouldn’t that be the father?
@niiofthekolibros7413
@niiofthekolibros7413 4 года назад
@@spotty6592 why not both
@jani4460
@jani4460 4 года назад
Definitely a mother. 😂 My father never bothered about grades. I would say he didn't even care.
@leowcheewai8053
@leowcheewai8053 3 года назад
@@jani4460 chinese dads are the same lol
@RestoringIndia
@RestoringIndia 3 года назад
@@leowcheewai8053 do they know kung-fu?
@MrCatLikesCatNip
@MrCatLikesCatNip 4 года назад
Kids time to leave this is rated R
@Christmas-Jacket
@Christmas-Jacket 4 года назад
no this is rated pg-13 based on a movie that has just about the same gruesome killings and is still rated pg-13
@bofisis4923
@bofisis4923 4 года назад
Blod lokS LiKe KeTshuP.
@Christmas-Jacket
@Christmas-Jacket 4 года назад
@@bofisis4923 Same lol I saw someone's head explode and all I thought was that's barbecue sauce.
@alexanderluc9395
@alexanderluc9395 4 года назад
Police: how many people have you killed? Lizzie: Yes Police: ok let her go...
@affandiesheriff8946
@affandiesheriff8946 4 года назад
How many yes is?
@faruklugavic579
@faruklugavic579 4 года назад
I think yes is seven or twenty four i dont know
@xfroggii
@xfroggii 4 года назад
Affandie Sheriff It means yes
@KSBN-CCB
@KSBN-CCB 4 года назад
@@affandiesheriff8946 r/wooosh
@christofferjespersen8278
@christofferjespersen8278 4 года назад
The axe murdering teacher sounds like a title for a 80s low budget horror drama movie
@happywarrior736
@happywarrior736 4 года назад
You mean Heeeres johny!
@AtomicBlastPony
@AtomicBlastPony 4 года назад
A teacher who murders axes
@FlexBeanbag
@FlexBeanbag 4 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Bmc9NFfhx74.html
@suzannewalsh3341
@suzannewalsh3341 4 года назад
SLASHERRR
@Dersephh
@Dersephh 4 года назад
@@FlexBeanbag not gonna press that till someone say what is it
@stanleybik1657
@stanleybik1657 4 года назад
*The teacher seriously, literally* *axed* *the kids a question*
@BwBandit446
@BwBandit446 4 года назад
This joke sucks
@stanleybik1657
@stanleybik1657 4 года назад
@@BwBandit446 and so does your opinion. First of all, sorry for saying that your opinion sucks because it wasn't meant to even be funny and second of all, I didn't even try making this "joke" funny.
@rocketlime8761
@rocketlime8761 3 года назад
@@stanleybik1657 woah woah, calm down there karen
@f07x99
@f07x99 4 года назад
I used to live here and have visited that house! You can visit it today and even pay to sleep there if my memory is correct. Everything inside is kept exactly how it was when they lived there.
@greg1156
@greg1156 4 года назад
Her students didn’t do the homework
@fatkid66
@fatkid66 4 года назад
Clearly
@liosha
@liosha 4 года назад
She’s my mum i-I mean mom yes I’m murican
@greg1156
@greg1156 4 года назад
Ok
@anthonyabate3913
@anthonyabate3913 4 года назад
xxxxxxDDDDDD
@niksin9941
@niksin9941 4 года назад
@@spearmint1570 ?
@eklipze7520
@eklipze7520 4 года назад
Simple History: “Finding her innocent” Also Simple History: “Axe-Murdering Teacher”
@AranDan0s
@AranDan0s 4 года назад
Echo Solar just because she was convicted innocent doesn't mean she didn't do It. Look at OJ Simpson
@eklipze7520
@eklipze7520 4 года назад
@@AranDan0s Be that as it may, I stand by the rule that states "Innocent before proven guilty"
@hiriam73
@hiriam73 4 года назад
666 likes
@maxsenpai5107
@maxsenpai5107 4 года назад
@@edwardsheeran9220 Yeah, I thought she is gonna murder her own students.
@srtaylor1911
@srtaylor1911 4 года назад
Once again, leave it to 12 rocks in a box to fail to convict a murdering psychopath.
@totallyfrozen
@totallyfrozen 4 года назад
This is the most backstory I’ve ever heard on this crime. Thanks! 👍🏻
@animasuper1343
@animasuper1343 4 года назад
lizzie: any questions? student: yes, uh- lizzie: (gets the axe)
@namoa8202
@namoa8202 4 года назад
We have like 10 minutes until the first person finishes the video
@adhdasdfroflxd123
@adhdasdfroflxd123 4 года назад
Can we make it 40 minutes?
@build2270
@build2270 4 года назад
@@adhdasdfroflxd123 can we make it 45?!?!!!?!?!???!?
@build2270
@build2270 4 года назад
@@MoleRat1-vh5vv CAN WE MAKE IT 70 MINUTES?!?!!!
@build2270
@build2270 4 года назад
@@MoleRat1-vh5vv CAN WE MAKE IT GAY?!!?!!?!?!!!????!??!
@niggabatsilva2779
@niggabatsilva2779 4 года назад
Lmao
@castle209
@castle209 4 года назад
Imagine knowing she was a murderer and she asks you to stay after class.
@jamesmanning6413
@jamesmanning6413 4 года назад
At this point I'd stay
@JunjieZ_
@JunjieZ_ 4 года назад
Nikolai Solonik nah fam I’m out
@PickSixCentral
@PickSixCentral 4 года назад
🦌🦌
@RoronoaZoro-co9uj
@RoronoaZoro-co9uj 4 года назад
@@JunjieZ_ I agree kakayoin
@rabbid3433
@rabbid3433 3 года назад
@@PickSixCentral ok mate.
@alyssakeo7800
@alyssakeo7800 4 года назад
I watched this on Buzzfeed Unsolved, the moment I heard “Borden” I somewhat yelled “THE BORDEN”... Mmmm
@RoachMcToast
@RoachMcToast 4 года назад
“Frugal” people need to start being real and use the word cheap.
@codyarcher3263
@codyarcher3263 4 года назад
Except they have very diffrent meanings. Frugal is being smart with your money in a good way. Being cheap means cutting corners in a sometimes dangerous manner
@bofisis4923
@bofisis4923 4 года назад
Mmmmmmmh yes. ENGLISH...
@clamsandwich6373
@clamsandwich6373 4 года назад
The hash slinging, the dash pinging, the rash ringing... THE AXE KILLING SLASHER!
@sneeki8082
@sneeki8082 4 года назад
aaaandddd a sabaton song
@jaketamayao5110
@jaketamayao5110 4 года назад
i see what u did there 😁
@petrjaksik4888
@petrjaksik4888 4 года назад
..did someone said.......SABATON
@gaming826
@gaming826 3 года назад
Spongebob referrence😂
@Tokuijin
@Tokuijin 4 года назад
Basically, this was like the OJ Simpson trial of the 19th century.
@cannonball666
@cannonball666 4 года назад
Except there was more evidence to convict OJ.
@rednation149
@rednation149 4 года назад
Tokuijin or like Jack the Ripper of England where he killed several women
@lightningfletch5598
@lightningfletch5598 4 года назад
Red Nation Well not really because in Jack the Ripper’s case the identity of the murder suspect has never been confirmed whereas here we know who the murder suspect is without a doubt. Now whether Lizzy Borden is guilty of the murders or not is another question.
@that1electrician
@that1electrician 4 года назад
@@cannonball666 ojs son was the killer
@cannonball666
@cannonball666 4 года назад
People forget quickly and conveniently that OJ was found guilty---in civil court.
@_bearer_
@_bearer_ 4 года назад
10:26 two abrahan lincols
@Ro6entX
@Ro6entX 4 года назад
My mom is big into family tree stuff, and few years ago found out we are related to Lizzie. As for the question, yeah I believe she did it.
@joeyphaahla
@joeyphaahla 2 года назад
Oh
@sweatjay123
@sweatjay123 Год назад
Wtf
@sweatjay123
@sweatjay123 Год назад
Liar lizzie and her sister never married
@2se757
@2se757 4 года назад
"The bell does not dismiss you, I DO!" *chops off student's head*
@cathymilner744
@cathymilner744 4 года назад
Lol thats how it seems
@edenli6421
@edenli6421 4 года назад
Please watch the video before commenting
@ApersonIguess-rb6fu
@ApersonIguess-rb6fu 4 года назад
My guess you didn't watch the video
@AcidicTaco
@AcidicTaco 4 года назад
Here is a much more American version The bell doesn’t dismiss you, the glock does
@ApersonIguess-rb6fu
@ApersonIguess-rb6fu 4 года назад
@@AcidicTaco I see you like American stereotypes
@REEEPROGRAM
@REEEPROGRAM 4 года назад
"Ok kids, let's learn about subtraction" **GRABS AXE**
@deg2272
@deg2272 4 года назад
“Now little Timmy, what is 4 limbs minus the whole body?” *Proceeds to hack off Timmy’s limbs* “A vegetable!”
@HydraHolden
@HydraHolden 4 года назад
Church Sunday school and they’re reading through the book of numbers *numbers of body parts that is*
@adamburetta547
@adamburetta547 4 года назад
Let's learn how to not use a axe
@zillentdelta1339
@zillentdelta1339 4 года назад
Whats 1 neck Minus 2 Shoulders?
@a-tech5452
@a-tech5452 4 года назад
What is 26 children minus 8 children?
@Hunter_Bidens_Crackpipe_
@Hunter_Bidens_Crackpipe_ 4 года назад
Moral of the story, don't sign away property to your new GF, or any women, for that matter.
@vignesham4030
@vignesham4030 3 года назад
One question is how accurate was the time of death? I think with inconsistent methods that was used then, there could be varying times and thus alibis have to disregarded.
@semirechicus5362
@semirechicus5362 4 года назад
me: considers about being a teacher as my occupation Simple History:
@ryerye5855
@ryerye5855 4 года назад
Same story
@milooksala4544
@milooksala4544 4 года назад
@Finnish Fellow kalja
@theredspirit2090
@theredspirit2090 4 года назад
Don’t be a teacher it’s low pay for working 10+ hours a day even on weekends
@fecking_weirdo
@fecking_weirdo 4 года назад
@@milooksala4544 koskenkorva :D
@happywolf6804
@happywolf6804 4 года назад
I promise I’m not a computer ha ha What’s your name ha ha
@Natedawg-fq6dc
@Natedawg-fq6dc 4 года назад
The clock doesn't dismiss you, the glock does
@thedanster11
@thedanster11 4 года назад
NateDawg 1776 this should have more likes I fucking died bruh😂
@FufuMonkey
@FufuMonkey 4 года назад
@@thedanster11 it doesnt have that many likes cuz he stole the joke from someone else but yeah i did the same thing when I first saw it
@i3lazz
@i3lazz 4 года назад
~ American schools
@meatshield7206
@meatshield7206 4 года назад
Unappreciated comment
@Natedawg-fq6dc
@Natedawg-fq6dc 4 года назад
@@FufuMonkey shhhhhh
@aabbccddeeffgghhiijjkkllmm4357
@aabbccddeeffgghhiijjkkllmm4357 3 года назад
When you tell the teacher the bell dismisses you.
@tigerofcisewu3462
@tigerofcisewu3462 2 года назад
What teachers fantasize about when students aren't responsive in Zoom class
@R3GARnator
@R3GARnator 4 года назад
It's amazing how many people commented on the video without having watched it.
@nono-kr7um
@nono-kr7um 4 года назад
Example?
@cannonball666
@cannonball666 4 года назад
@no no. Like "The Old One" posting the Lizzy Borden rhyme like he was being original and all the idiots who gave it a like because they didn't watch the end of the video where it was recited by the narrator.
@cannonball666
@cannonball666 4 года назад
@R3GARnator. Because of short attention spans, laziness, apathy for history, but quick to comment in hopes of getting some likes for that dopamine rush.
@justinvaughn2277
@justinvaughn2277 4 года назад
@@nono-kr7um To paraphrase a bunch of people: "If I didn't do [insert student thing] then the teacher did this" They basically said things like this but in meme format because they're lazy ding dongs who didn't watch the video to find out if she killed students
@djbred18
@djbred18 4 года назад
no no or all the people talking about a teacher killing their students
@Vampy_Rhombus5006
@Vampy_Rhombus5006 4 года назад
Who else got “Chills” vibes from the background music?
@enterprism5298
@enterprism5298 4 года назад
If you're generous enough to hit the like button then thank you
@flawer1316
@flawer1316 4 года назад
Is that a pun
@Tokito935
@Tokito935 4 года назад
No
@ubermenschsuperiority4970
@ubermenschsuperiority4970 4 года назад
@@enterprism5298 not many people get your reference besides me 😂👌🏻
@dudeman4514
@dudeman4514 4 года назад
@@ubermenschsuperiority4970 m8 ur not alone
@bradleyvansant9508
@bradleyvansant9508 3 года назад
I can't believe a teacher would really murder axes
@aaron6866
@aaron6866 4 года назад
She be like "HERE'S JOHNNY!"
@kyledunn6853
@kyledunn6853 4 года назад
Everyone in New England knows about Lizzie Borden. I know because I'm in Central Massachusetts, not far from Fall River. Would love to see if Rob Zombie, who's from Haverhill, Massachusetts, do a film about this.
@invidofinp1828
@invidofinp1828 4 года назад
@@thylaggyone4513 baaston
@TheXBLExperience
@TheXBLExperience 4 года назад
I live in Boston myself cool to see them doing a Video about something in our State
@DudeItsJustADAM
@DudeItsJustADAM 4 года назад
I live in the small town over in Fairhaven... Been through Fall River many times... This story has been brought up a few times before, yet I didn't know much about it.
@basedimperialism
@basedimperialism 4 года назад
I live in East Longmeadow, and I hate to say that I'vee never heard of Lizzie...
@Btk4813
@Btk4813 4 года назад
Lol I'm from the cape and would definitely pay money to see that , after i take the tour of the Borden house for the 3rs time
@jakeadams7698
@jakeadams7698 4 года назад
Judge: You’re still gonna get 35 years. Tekashi 69: I know who killed those people...
@BoogalooBoy
@BoogalooBoy 4 года назад
I know who lost all them guns in the "boating accident"
@Mrkabrat
@Mrkabrat 4 года назад
Ok, can someone explain me the Tekashi 69 snitch memes? I havent been following the events
@Jim-lg8sf
@Jim-lg8sf 4 года назад
Mrkabrat Tekashi 69 is boutta go to jail but if he snitches he can have less jail time
@Mrkabrat
@Mrkabrat 4 года назад
@@Jim-lg8sf I see, thanks for filling me in. But dont snitches get stitches?
@littlejimmy8744
@littlejimmy8744 4 года назад
@@Mrkabrat depends do jails, prisons are full of snitches trying to reduce there time.
@TheRealDarrylStrawberry
@TheRealDarrylStrawberry Год назад
"Gathering lead sinkers..." implying that she was preparing for the "future". Classic.
@HyperFlame64V1
@HyperFlame64V1 3 года назад
"Paint Stained" Given how Lizzie HATED the fact the House Pigeons were being Slauthered for Food instead of being Pets in her eyes, all signs point to her.
@jnzupka
@jnzupka 2 года назад
Yeah, A Red “Paint”
@angelb8317
@angelb8317 4 года назад
The fact that I live less than 15 minutes away from the Borden house is definitely comforting
@blerimkuqo3321
@blerimkuqo3321 3 года назад
Liat
@blerimkuqo3321
@blerimkuqo3321 3 года назад
Liar
@blerimkuqo3321
@blerimkuqo3321 3 года назад
Liar 🤥
@Brandon_J
@Brandon_J 3 года назад
@@blerimkuqo3321 Theres an edit button.
@noobatthetower8747
@noobatthetower8747 3 года назад
@@blerimkuqo3321 why did you say liar 2 times there's a ediit button just click the 3 dots
@LostSpaceGuy
@LostSpaceGuy 4 года назад
This reminds me of the ghost adventure episode called “Axe Murderer”
@Zan_Gobec
@Zan_Gobec 4 года назад
Yes me too but axe murder house was diferent episode this one was also on ghost adventures but it was called diferent i think its from england and its one of the most famous hounted houses there but i dont remember this episode was long ago.
@predatorparanormal
@predatorparanormal 4 года назад
It’s in Massachusetts
@romanpomroy7626
@romanpomroy7626 4 года назад
that's is what I first thought it was going to be about
@ConHtm
@ConHtm 4 года назад
I watched it on Buzzfeed Unsolved. Amazing show and they're hilarious.
@SakorskySP
@SakorskySP 4 года назад
"hey teach why are you bringing an axe" "oh i was gonna chop down trees" "Understandable have a good day"
@williamhomschek3193
@williamhomschek3193 4 года назад
6:39 I think it was the maid really in her testimony "I WAS CLEANING THE OUTSIDE OF THE HOUSE" when before the
@Haru-wu4tb
@Haru-wu4tb 4 года назад
????
@demonguy5082
@demonguy5082 4 года назад
Finish your sentence God dammit
@carlito4785
@carlito4785 4 года назад
He was murdered before he could finish
@qaharnetic3919
@qaharnetic3919 3 года назад
Dude he got killed before he could complete his sentence whoever is behind this truly dont want us to kn o ..
@Bruh-cp8kj
@Bruh-cp8kj 4 года назад
“Our next lesson, how and where to hide the remains of a body”.
@nahbro5366
@nahbro5366 4 года назад
This is a cursed comment
@williamnoveroske8584
@williamnoveroske8584 4 года назад
Let me demonstrate Billy plz come to the front of the class
@Pigninjius
@Pigninjius 4 года назад
Finally, a lesson I can use in the real world, not that I would, heheh.
@nahbro5366
@nahbro5366 4 года назад
@@Pigninjius your profile picture is beautiful
@Pigninjius
@Pigninjius 4 года назад
Soviet Land It’s a stupid drawing I drew when I was 10. For some reason I’ve always had it as my pfp. Kinda became my identity really, which probably explains why I never changed it.
@snowshower4415
@snowshower4415 4 года назад
Lizzie Borden had an axe Gave her mother forty wacks When she saw what she had done, She gave her father forty one. ^ I learned that through Unsolved BuzzFeed.
@TheFakeyCakeMaker
@TheFakeyCakeMaker 4 года назад
I learnt it by watching until the end..
@austinpruitt4165
@austinpruitt4165 4 года назад
I learned it from school
@christopherbonanno1120
@christopherbonanno1120 3 года назад
I learned that in the 1970s
@snowshower4415
@snowshower4415 3 года назад
@@christopherbonanno1120 damn, you're probably much older than I am. Im fourteen lol
@yy19aos
@yy19aos 3 года назад
Teacher: I need to chop wood The kid named wood: *it’s time to go*
@brentmatthewc.hipolito4358
@brentmatthewc.hipolito4358 4 года назад
I love how he narrates the whole thing like it was an investigation-drama kind of show. Throwing speculations into the air and adding mystery to it. Great job as always, Simple History. also, I'm disappointed by the lack of Axe puns.
@baseballguy3741
@baseballguy3741 2 года назад
You wouldn’t wanna make an axe of the victims they would get mad and axe you to stop
@AfricanGrey101
@AfricanGrey101 2 года назад
@@baseballguy3741 may I axe you to stop doing these puns
@baseballguy3741
@baseballguy3741 2 года назад
@@AfricanGrey101 I adze you to stop complaining
@undefying8011
@undefying8011 2 года назад
@@baseballguy3741 axe-ept it and just stop making puns. Please.
@baseballguy3741
@baseballguy3741 2 года назад
@@undefying8011 Hey can you hatchet more nicely then maybe I’ll axecept
@blessingsogbetun7007
@blessingsogbetun7007 4 года назад
Son: the teacher said she's going to kill me Father: she's joking Son doesn't come home Father: (^_^)
@justinvaughn2277
@justinvaughn2277 4 года назад
You should really watch the video before actually commenting so you don't sound dumb
@krazzyphantom131
@krazzyphantom131 4 года назад
Justin Vaughn it was supposed to be a joke chill
@justinvaughn2277
@justinvaughn2277 4 года назад
@@krazzyphantom131 It's contextually oblivious
@blessingsogbetun7007
@blessingsogbetun7007 4 года назад
@@justinvaughn2277 can you actually look at any other comments and piss off thanks
@triwi322
@triwi322 4 года назад
*Insert: "Why are you booing me I'm right" meme*
@oliversherman2414
@oliversherman2414 2 года назад
I love your channel keep up the great stuff.
@mr.oddlyfox6934
@mr.oddlyfox6934 4 года назад
Your narration was exceptional with this topic! Great video! #simplehistory
@isaiahraines122
@isaiahraines122 4 года назад
The neighborhood called “The Hill” is actually called the Highlands. To this day only the rich live there. Also, whether Lizzie killed her parents or not, we’ve all come to the conclusion that she did😂
@alockworkorange7296
@alockworkorange7296 4 года назад
Deffintly i grew up with every1 singing the nursery rhyme "lizzy borden took an ax she gave her mother 40 wacks when she saw what she had done she gave her farther 41"
@demonjmh
@demonjmh 4 года назад
It was obviously her the story was way too cliche.. she's on open farm land hears a strange noise but didn't see anyone running away even though they'd of had nowhere to go
@SatumainenOlento
@SatumainenOlento 4 года назад
Yeah, she just lost it with her step-mum. Maid found it out and they made a plan and a deal. Then she waited for her dad to come home and did him. And it was not really a choice for a maid if Lizzie was standing there with bloody hatchet on her hand and offering money to her.
@moon_raven0495
@moon_raven0495 4 года назад
Everyone: students are killers Lizzie: absurd
@kameradin8964
@kameradin8964 4 года назад
Lizzie:well why don't we kill them first
@moon_raven0495
@moon_raven0495 4 года назад
Great idea
@federalcasemaker
@federalcasemaker 4 года назад
Lizzie: well actually-
@seand.g423
@seand.g423 4 года назад
Everyone else: "oh well... 'thoughts and prayers...'"
@milesdodson3510
@milesdodson3510 Год назад
Is everyone saying that? That's not right... Literally everyone aged 5 to 21 is probably a student, and everyone means well, the whole planet.
@shehumusa5761
@shehumusa5761 4 года назад
Powerful analysis
@JustinY.
@JustinY. 4 года назад
It's all fun and games until your teacher whips out his student murdering axe
@cornsyrup9947
@cornsyrup9947 4 года назад
^ππ=™™
@poke6013
@poke6013 4 года назад
Plip
@bwu45
@bwu45 4 года назад
really though
@Z1VA
@Z1VA 4 года назад
Keks
@barlb0se301
@barlb0se301 4 года назад
Hello Justin
@jeffkeatonsora9726
@jeffkeatonsora9726 4 года назад
I feel i was listening to mr nightmare This was awesome You guys should start doing a horror stories playlist, maybe from historic events or normal horror stories that people tell on the internet
@rednation149
@rednation149 4 года назад
Jeff keaton good idea I would love to listen or watch that video
@user-ri5oc5rw5b
@user-ri5oc5rw5b 4 года назад
@@rednation149 you again
@rednation149
@rednation149 4 года назад
NationlistAruba 115 you as well eh......so have you heard about how Jack the Ripper was the first
@astora8768
@astora8768 3 года назад
I've been watching you guy's creepy story videos for 2 hours now and it's 12 am I'm not gonna have a fun sleep tonight
@intensifiedjay69
@intensifiedjay69 21 день назад
me too😭😭
@saturnmedia1
@saturnmedia1 4 года назад
The axe murdering teacher? Those poor axes!! Why would he murder all of those axes?!?
@Thechurchpunk1
@Thechurchpunk1 4 года назад
I was in the middle of griping at a student in class and then this appeared in my notifications....oh no
@justinvaughn2277
@justinvaughn2277 4 года назад
She doesn't kill her students
@blitz8260
@blitz8260 4 года назад
Hold up
@Rosligemini
@Rosligemini 4 года назад
Roberts got a quick hand
@justinvaughn2277
@justinvaughn2277 4 года назад
​@@Rosligemini That's a song about a student fantasizing about killing students/kids, not a teacher. Also, the teacher doesn't kill her students.
@catvs7529
@catvs7529 4 года назад
They investigated this place on Ghost Adventures.
@catvs7529
@catvs7529 4 года назад
@@kidz4p509 great show.
@agustinmedero3308
@agustinmedero3308 4 года назад
Wow that’s a teacher that AXES you a teacher
@ArCKonan
@ArCKonan 3 года назад
I'm shivering while watching this at night
@jaimesilva4483
@jaimesilva4483 4 года назад
Hey can you make a video about the Battle of the Alamo? We would really appreciate it thank you.
@JohnnyZMunoz
@JohnnyZMunoz 4 года назад
Pretty sure they already have one
@rc59191
@rc59191 4 года назад
@@JohnnyZMunoz No that's Feature History that does.
@PrestonGarvey-
@PrestonGarvey- 4 года назад
When you have to rewatch the start to realize that father killed her pigeons.
@impulseexility5344
@impulseexility5344 3 года назад
See they played Among us even in 1892. Dead reported. Okay. Who’s the impostor. Who beat my dad with an axe.
@unre4l_fireiron462
@unre4l_fireiron462 4 года назад
I never knew that you could murder an axe
@matalatta724
@matalatta724 4 года назад
21st century protesters: “Guns are the reason for all mass killings at school!” 19th century Lizzie: “Hold my axe”
@pleasuredlemon6682
@pleasuredlemon6682 4 года назад
18th*
@matalatta724
@matalatta724 4 года назад
Nah technically 1800-1899 is the 19th century 18th century is 1700-1799
@pleasuredlemon6682
@pleasuredlemon6682 4 года назад
@@matalatta724 ... explain. Also dont like your own comment please
@matalatta724
@matalatta724 4 года назад
We live in the 21st century which is 2000-2099 and I didn’t like my own comment
@thelonegunman2622
@thelonegunman2622 4 года назад
holy Kermit I liked his comment
@sebastiaocamarinhas194
@sebastiaocamarinhas194 4 года назад
Me, a Portuguese: "God Damn, these Americans are ruthless! They are always killing each other, we would never- Video: 11:52 Me: Oh damn...
@Foxinghton
@Foxinghton 4 года назад
Hm yes. Funny how nature do that
@scaredykat2647
@scaredykat2647 4 года назад
I'm also Portuguese.
@aderik4m.245
@aderik4m.245 4 года назад
It depends on the person and the amount of law enforcement.
@aderik4m.245
@aderik4m.245 4 года назад
@Kyogre I also come from Germany.
@neoknight9180
@neoknight9180 4 года назад
Kyogre en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_German_serial_killers
@thatonequietkidinthebackof4358
@thatonequietkidinthebackof4358 4 года назад
I love how 79% of the video is about family murder not school
@mrmaneak5936
@mrmaneak5936 3 года назад
I actually live in Fall River, and I can tell you here we believe that linsey was the murderer, you can actually spend a night in linsey’s house as the house was never torn down. Even Today you can see the blood stains in the carpet from the step mother
@absolutebonkers9735
@absolutebonkers9735 4 года назад
That exclamation mark at the end of the title made it twice as scarier O_o
@herbivorethecarnivore8447
@herbivorethecarnivore8447 4 года назад
oOooOOOh nOOoOoo an ExLamAaAtIiOn mAaAarRrk!!! iiitTTss sOOO eDucAAAtiOnaaAAAALLL!!!
@Austrian_Butcher
@Austrian_Butcher 4 года назад
10:04 Oh no, it's Abe Lincoln!
@mikaneous1140
@mikaneous1140 4 года назад
Good Thing he wasn't Murdered by- Wait... THATS ABRAHAM LINCOLN THE 2ND!
@ghandithesupremeleader9740
@ghandithesupremeleader9740 4 года назад
Lol
@varangianguard7102
@varangianguard7102 4 года назад
in 1890s? hmmmm
@Austrian_Butcher
@Austrian_Butcher 4 года назад
@@varangianguard7102 People say we Germans have no humor...
@nomnomxddd8157
@nomnomxddd8157 4 года назад
@@Austrian_Butcher because Germans have "hümör"
@cameronholmes2002
@cameronholmes2002 Год назад
Bro, that uncle looks like Abe Lincoln 💀
@chicken4699
@chicken4699 2 года назад
"Bell rings" Student:"starts packing things" Math teachers:
@riose8065
@riose8065 4 года назад
Ah, I remember watching something about this, and my friend also read a book about her. I just didn't remember her name. I remember my friend was disturbed by the back of the book saying, "Lizzie Borden took an axe, And gave her mother forty whacks. When she saw what she had done, She gave her father forty-one."
@matthewfilter7586
@matthewfilter7586 4 года назад
Lol my mother taught me that ryme when I was a little boy.
@DecibiderGames
@DecibiderGames 4 года назад
That means she has killed 41 people
@matthewsquires8387
@matthewsquires8387 4 года назад
It's likely that for nothing to be heared by anyone the first blows would be to the head at least getting the victim unconscious first
@spookysenpai7642
@spookysenpai7642 4 года назад
Girl: Did she do it? Thanos: Yes. Girl: What did it cost? Thanos: Everything.
@Sbflls
@Sbflls 4 года назад
StarFighter Studios I don’t know what this has to do with the video
@spookysenpai7642
@spookysenpai7642 4 года назад
@@Sbflls I'm just joking. Dude.
@Sbflls
@Sbflls 4 года назад
StarFighter Studios yes I just realize that I’m sorry
@siyacer
@siyacer 4 года назад
@@spookysenpai7642 What does your joke have to do with the video?
@shlak
@shlak 4 года назад
You are just joking, but your joke doesnt make any sense, is derivative, overused, unoriginal, creative, and most importantly unfunny/
@mbkeeler
@mbkeeler 4 года назад
I never knew my town had such a dark secret.
@gavinarruda1374
@gavinarruda1374 4 года назад
This is a animated buzzfeed unsolved... I love it
@therealjotaro235
@therealjotaro235 4 года назад
Imagine going to school to see your teacher holding an axe
@sardine6024
@sardine6024 4 года назад
LoL
@hauptmannneufeld
@hauptmannneufeld 4 года назад
Gulps
@snozethepro4902
@snozethepro4902 4 года назад
Loads my shotgun
@tm-rk5me
@tm-rk5me 4 года назад
Lol!!!
@dietsnapplebtw5453
@dietsnapplebtw5453 4 года назад
“How many people have you killed?” “How many breads have you eaten in your life?”
@FluffyYeen05
@FluffyYeen05 4 года назад
"LIZZEEEEE!"
@saulmoment4008
@saulmoment4008 4 года назад
DIOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@snirt1259
@snirt1259 4 года назад
DIOOOOOOOOO
@tkid_-gaming9529
@tkid_-gaming9529 4 года назад
I have eaten wait is this a weeb joke
@pathfindermrvn7716
@pathfindermrvn7716 4 года назад
Wrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyy
@Nobody1mportant999
@Nobody1mportant999 Год назад
The clock don't dismiss you, this chop do
@BrownFoxWarrior
@BrownFoxWarrior 4 года назад
Speaking of inconsistencies, on the couch, his right eye is hacked, but when their skulls were presented, it was in his left. She could have been confused by the animators constantly changing the world.
@diegoandrade467
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I like these types of videos, long, detailed, and just creepy enough, brilliant.
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