The Best Alien Conspiracy Theories - The Dark Side of Hitler 

Hi. You are awesome!

I didn’t know Karl Pilkington had a son

William Cooper

Soooo Simon I hope you do realize.. In a way... You're spreading conspiracy theories.... Making money off then too....... Now.. What's so bad about conspiracy theories again???

Man now ur pumping merch you don't even understand... You may as well promote shadow legends 😢... I'm about unsubscribe... Get it together Simon...

Hey, we need that cloning tech, and we've already provided fair payment. You're just living in a nonrobot-yeticentric world man.

The faulty clones are other RU-vidrs like Michael from vsauce

allegedly

I wish.

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Wow...

Spoilers!

Good.

Not a big fan of that show, but I almost screamed "DB Cooper!!!" When I saw him in that plane!

I love loki I mean thor got the looks but loki hell yeah anyone else would b like yeah he's my brother not him I dnt no thor never seen him in my life hes full of shit x

He did literally play Raid Shadow Legends live

As cool as that sounds, thats illegal

@@DayZeroGaming allegedly.

@@DayZeroGaming Your tiny brain should be illegal.

Spence. I thought Oscar Wilde said It was important to be Ernest Borgnine.

I believe you mean MUUWAAAAH!

I love that he finally tapped out to Simon forcing the Peter meme.

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The finest of the vintage memes

BA DA BUM BUM TSHHSHSHSHSHHSHSHS

@@brainblaze6526 lol this is the only response so I had to comment to keep company… I’m having trouble translating it tho.

“The largest arms in particle Physics”

Have you ever seen BeardLESS Simon???????….. 😨😨😱😱😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️

@@tonyanthony5105 That's the stuff of nightmares. In my mind Simon came out of the womb with a beard, glasses, and a shiny bald head

@@tonyanthony5105 have you seen Simon with hair? I’ve heard tales of his enemies turning to stone while he listens to the lamentation of their women

@@tonyanthony5105 Smooth, like a Sphinx Cat.

@@takurachindove show me!!!!!!!!!!!……. Now…???.:…..::??????? Please .::

He is a vegetarian.

@@badluck5647 wonderful!

@@badluck5647 actually he was a vegan who attempted to humanely destroy the lizard peoples' food source

Simon : "I'm pretty sure Hitler wrote some cringe-worthy Naruto fanfics involving Sasuke"

Alien nazies, duh. Star Trek standard fare, says a lot about the show.

Nazi aliens!

It all makes sense now as soon as we realized the truth

No, you are not!

Someone watches ask a mortician.

Hello fellow deathlings!

How have you never fell up a staircase, you fools, you simple fools

@@SirJayington3rd literally do it so often that my husband has started threatening to get one of those stair lifts for me

Yes, it was the Victorian Premier, Daniel Andrews who fell down the stairs

@@stephaniepeth1338 clever husband. Those lifts come with seatbelts. Not even kidding. About the belt thing, I don’t know your husband.

Talking from 2022 here, he recently fell off a bike.

Well, they have never been seen in a room together. So it could be plausible that they are indeed one in the same. . . Allegedly.

Hitler's is in the Antarctic. Haven't you seen that excellent documentary series Iron Sky? 😜

An Aryan Superman? I think D.C. did that alternate timeline story already

Do we have to specify it's an ICY underground fortress in the Artic? Do we have any non-icy underground Artic fortresses?

Superman, Übermensch... it's all the same when you're into conspiracies.

I think iron sky plot uses weird conspiracies

I remember when some of iron Sky's plot was crowd sourced from us internet goers!

@@ChristinaMaterna Efficient graphical effects, cheap-but-good actors, and lots of art grants... and you come out with a great sci-fi comedy.

These nutters have existed before Iron Sky came out... Clearly proof time travel is real! (/s, obviously)

Spot on!!!! I could see it now. Groups of people gathering around a big coffee pot and then listening to a person telling their story of how they started listening to Simon. My name is KG, and I am a Simon addict. Hello KG

And don't forget people who thinks humans and dinosaurs live together

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Hipsters exist. I trim and shape my face fur with a straight razor.

@@xerothedarkstar I have a straight razor that has been in my family for many generations. Even if I am not shaving that bitch is great for trimming.

I shave with a straight razor as a protest against Big Razo. (to be serious though the thing will out last me as long as I keep it sharp)

I use a straight razor, cuz I don’t shave often, and it never gets clogged

@@nurgle11 hell one session sharpening the razor lasts a month depending how often you shave.

I'd feel for his wife if he does.

No, in his real life, he's very introverted and hardly speaks at all. When he does, it's only a murmur so faint you have to strain to hear it.

The overlords allow him to go home?

Doesn't he do his recording....at home? 👀

@@brandiyount5365 No, he has a studio in the basement of a building within walking distance of his home, though.

No, it was *definitely* aliens and not that completely logical, rational explanation. AM I RIGHT PETER??

Said female hiker who lost her tongue (I’m sorry that I can’t remember her name), along with three others, were found lying in a creek so the water helped hurry along the decomposition progress

It's the Mandela Effect again. Simon remembers being cancelled and we don't. We'll just have to wait to find out.

It's the best one!

he should be taking their money.. talks about it enough

dang. you beat me to it.

Except marketing folks don't like it when your shitting on their product. He's not exactly singing their praises....

@@Krahazik no such thing as bad publicity. unless you pull a Weinstein .

It worked for me

my favorite Pink Floyd album

First the reptilian episode and now this....he mocks boldly and openly.

Of course it's not a theory. We've seen him getting replaced during a TIFO video. Not even trying to hide it. But that's alright. Reptilian Simon brought us BB and CC. I like him better than the real serious Simon, who didn't even keep prisoners

I'm waiting for the top 10 Business Blaze conspiracies.

@@justbuckettoast6637 this needs to be a thing!

@@stephjovi do you think og Simon might be in the Blazement as well?

Yeah, it was actually solved by using software from the Disney movie "Frozen", it's so cool.

100% - It's just so irksome YT hasta put that "Wikipedia Warning" on any video that touches on it (even legitimate ones) because its like; You're only giving a confirmation bias to the weirdos and everyone else is like "Well of course there is a natural explanation, but I'm here for the mystery damnit!"

@@chesh1rek1tten I find it weird they solved it by saying avalanche, but somehow footprints used to track them down survived the avalanche. Also the actual searchers confirmed there was no avalanche the night the hikers went missing.

It was an avalanche.

@@abonynge because there was near by.

Ok Mike.

Thank you. Humans need to stop infighting long enough to topple our oppressors Mitch McConnell is Emperor Palpatine Some of you will die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make! - Lord Trump @Justin Y. Trump is evil. He ignored this virus until he couldn't ignore it...the steps taken have been deliberately slow to contain this virus, as the government has made huge financial gains in allowing particularly older, retired people to die...no more pay outs each month...voting, if still valid in this country...is our only peaceful, legal recourse...voting 3rd party is the ONLY WAY to get real humans in power, rather than dynasty families and career politicians. When we realize the 2 parties we are divided over LOVE the division among us...then and only then may America be great again... @Justin Y. Lack of knowledge of the deep state? I just accused our government of mass murder...I understand deep state...fact that you refuse to listen, only attack, says too much about you...clearly you haven't known hardship. Clearly none of this has impacted you negatively...you are part of the problem, offering zero solutions. @Justin Y. Calling me stupid really helps your case...Trump has very limited brain power, as evidenced by his rambling, generally repetitive, toddler talks...although most of us are sorely undereducated, Trump really amazes me every time i listen to his banter. Trump did not close the borders in time, many flights to the USA brought sick folk here. Action wasn't taken until very late February, and by then 15 confirmed cases were more than enough to basically allow what amounts to airborn, quickly lethal AIDS《why this? (Because this virus mutates too fast to create an effective vaccine, which may never get made), upon the world. 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You refusing to see this logic isn't a blight on my mental capacity, just proves you are as simple as our Lord Trump...and likely among those very few, who like many elites, don't even understand the plight of the masses, whom I speak for, in this contrived crisis...Trump is calm about the virus because he exists outside the bounds of common folk...Trump and other powerful people would never have to take the risk of infection seriously as they are all well protected by expendable servants or can at the least afford to continue living lavishly and distanced from peons such as myself. 9/11 was an inside job and this proves what I've feared since then...that the government can perform mass murder and the people will always just accept it, hire the next sociopath in line, whichever of the 2 evil divisionary parties they aspire to dwell in... Our educational system is archaic. We could be educating everyone from home...there are no valid excuses for our current broken schooling, and no teachers need lose jobs...as the internet is an amazing communication device... Taxes are broken. Your dollar earned gets hit so many times...and we all just accept that blindly. Medicine is broken. My grandmother died because her selfish daughter needed cable tv more than grandma needed diabetes medicine...and millions suffer from the inability to afford insulin, despite that drug initially starting out as a gift to humanity from a generous genius, privatized by evil and greed, priced beyond reality for most. Our 2 party system is designed to keep us bickering...division keeps us docile enough to accept our own government conspiring to murder us, with our acceptance. 3rd party candidates are generally real humans...that care about other humans, even, gasp, total strangers and foreigners... We are all on the same damn spaceship...Earth. I judge character...not race, not whatever religion folks are born into. I am old...I am tired of seeing disaster after disaster get slow attention from government, as poor people die in thousands due to delayed or nonexistent help. It's about time the many take control, with votes, to dethrone the sociopaths that control us, play games with our very lives... When there are only voluntary homeless, when the janitor is paid living wage, when a high school graduate can earn enough in food service, or retail, to support a modest home and essentials, while creating a nest egg...when veterans are given the same care as Congress, Senate and other positions of highest power, rather than left to suffer and die, when the lowest paying jobs are enough to survive on, then and only then, can America boast of being great... As it stands...I feel most of us are born into lies we have no control over...It's well orchestrated, as my points are made clear in every satirical broadcast about the plight of the expendable masses, world wide... Do I want peace, equity and kumbaya? Yeah...I do...are there sociopaths in power oppressing the common folk...yeah...there are...have good Democrats and Republicans existed? Yes...they get blocked by evil at every turn, often resigning due to unbeatable corruption. Do I pity the very people I label simple? You bet I do...I want this planet to be a better place for most...not some...for all...if ever possible... This covid virus isn't done. It mutates too fast to pin it down with a vaccine...and we haven't seen the end of it because we, as a planet, would have to agree on a few ground rules to consider being a functional society. That's my 2 cents...some of it...take it or leave it. Most of us just exist and watch, lazily, rather than get directly involved in change. @soaringvulture We don't seem to take note...we, the expendable masses, are being told to push through life ignoring this virus...it took ONE infection to start a Planet Wide Pandemic...and because we didn't quarantine from January 1st to February, we get to watch innocent and otherwise lives lost, daily...who are "we", in "we're in it together"? Certainly not the elite...they step on us to avoid harm...I'm furious with humanity as a whole...I'm furious we accept all this death and Trump's toddler talks...like a Ted talk without useful insight... Those of us suffering are many...while the privileged watch the show They created...when...when will the common folk unite against tyranny, through the only peaceful means we have...vote out career politicians and dynasty families in favor of fellow human beings, with consciousness and compassion for the lowest among us. We won't stop the cycle of abuse by trading Democrats and Republicans, two sides of the same evil, corrupt coin. Vote 3rd party...vote for real people, with flaws, that understand what struggle is...that have put time behind any of these so called essential, yet minimum wage jobs... This economy is screwed...always has been. The vast majority of work available is menial labor...food service, retail, janitors, grocers...a great many take their wages in government...which is far too big, complex and unsustainable... Until any job can offer a modest secure household, until the only homeless are those who volunteer to live "free"...until the pill giants are mandated to make life saving medicine reasonably priced...we are a selfish, horrid nation, divided by the very people that oppress us, yet too busy fighting amongst ourselves to take any useful action towards a better tomorrow for the MANY, not the FEW

I heard it was because the lamps used being they contained Thorium mantles.

@@grumpyhale821 could be, getting older memorys not quite what it used to be.

@@maverick4462 with a name like yours I'd say you would be older haha.

The more reasonable answer is usually the right answer bears don’t normally walk upright for any distance but people who are startled or scared will often remember things differently

Bears can get mange...

This is the best bite-sized detailed breakdown of this ever, thanks for packaging that information up so well

@@joeklasen2845 Bears stand frequently and totally waddle a couple steps sometimes, it fits

Anthologists are pretty sure same with werewolves. Wolves stand on they're back feet and scratch trees to mark them and it's thought that sightings of "standing wolves" is the origin. I think people today and even years ago, if they were in city's and towns, didn't see em all the time and we tend to think of them as dog sized... On two feet propped up against a tree a full grown wolf could appear to be over 6ft(180cm?) tall. If I was unaware, in the woods at night and in times of gods, ghouls, and mythology I would totally think "holy cow wolf man monster" 😂

Wouldn't LMG mean little man green.

@@nicolenice1863 ehhh, I think you're right on that,bi might have put the wrong acronym down hahq

smells like CHRISTMAS!!

Or not enough....the proper amounts of Rotting Turtle to huff is a rather blurry and grey line.....allegedly

Peter the Sexist Plant? That might make a good shirt.

@@justbuckettoast6637 scratch “pickle Rick”, it’s “patriarch Peter the plant” biatch!!

Or that nasa already have fully functional moon base most likely unmanned.

Exactly. I'm not being serious, just playing devil's advocate a bit. Could be anything up there, we just cant see from Earth.

I've always wanted to go to go to the moon to grab all the old Hassalblads left up there

Not in space, in the sky, like where the clouds are, space hadn’t been really accurately thought of. Why do you think paintings from centuries ago show god in the clouds?

You say that now , before Nyarlathotep shows up!

I can't help but wonder how often Danny and Callum are (or would be) on the same page. Like with Simon as center of a Venn diagram where would the D/C overlap be.

I'm not sure Danny had ever really been free. I believe Simon just gave him enough Peruvian marching powder to make him think he was outside

Yeah, Danny has never been free.

Stealth advertising. If anyone would do it it'd be Raid.

Well it’s not really that odd when in one of these videos he says “I don’t think raid even advertises. I think people just say it and then maybe they get paid” Then a few blaze videos later he started saying raid shadow…. Stealth advertising. They called him after he said that I think. Conspiracy theory on conspiracy theory video!

I'm just imagining a cement wall of Vantablack somewhere that's already kinda dark, with a window installed in it. Convince someone there's an invisible wall

Really? TIFO Canadian edition, I'm going to subscribe.

Now imagine if ants used explosives

The RU-vid channel Thoughty2 has a video about it recently, maybe the last 2 months, mystery has been solved.

In South Korea there was a famous murder mystery with kids...turned out, it was an army range that killed them from away. It was only revealed like 2o years or so later, though...

Kind of petty, ain't he?

It made me slightly sad that Simon didn't get the Floyd reference, but I'd also never expect Simon to get a Floyd reference in the first place lol

With a follow up video on the ridiculous shit that the Travel Channel airs.

Hey that's a pretty good idea, he could do a mini series on certain channels like the History Channel or MTV and how there business models have changed over the years. 🤔 Informative, had the potential for memes, and, I know this is mental but... They would also be somewhat *business* related?! 😲😲

Is you a furry, explain

@@SirJayington3rd yes I am

Why r u gae?

Quit your job

Yes.